It's Friday!!! #34 | Guano Crazy | The Treehouse Podcast

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It is time to leave your worries
outside and come laugh with us inside the

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treehouse. The us being me Daniel
Malley, along with Trey Trenholm and Raj

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Sharma. I'm not sure how I
appear to you, boys, but I'm

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a little sleepy given the festivities over
the previous twenty four hours. Right before

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we started, Trey noticed a slightly
different background. Was gonna say something as

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well, Yeah, because uh,
we had to move rather quickly. Okay,

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you remember how there was an issue
with a bat about a couple of

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weeks ago. M hm, well
they came back. They came back with

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a vengeance. Oh no, yeah, so they now have the house that

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we used to live in. And
we vacated said house like in Poltergeist in

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the station wagon haul and ass away
from it. And the house gets eaten

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up by the by the Indian burial
ground that it was built upon. Instead,

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this was I'm assuming over a bat
den, and we left that thing

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in our rearview mirror, and uh, I'm not sure what's happening to it

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now, but yeah, we had
there's a bat den. I don't know

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what a group of bats or you
know, the obvious thing would be a

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bat cave, but we don't.
We didn't live in a cave. It

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was in a house. Okay,
Well at bats is what I'm getting at.

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And inside the house, inside the
house. Second time, inside the

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house. The first time we were
awake for it. The second time I

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was sound asleep. There. I
was in bed, just ever so lovingly

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and sweetly drifting off to a peaceful
slumber. And then I am awoken to

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a blood curdling scream out of my
wife that I have never heard before.

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Okay, I met Tara in May
of two thousand and nine. That is

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almost fifteen years, right, I
have never heard her shriek slash scream in

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the manner that she did night before
last. And the good news is my

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erectors that were having issues in my
low back they worked. I shot straight

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up in bed, going, oh
my god, what the hell's going on?

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And she is screaming, buddy murder. She turns the light on and

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she's screaming back, there's a bat. There's a bat. There's a bat.

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And I'm looking around everywhere I can
look, and I don't see a

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bat, probably because I got sleep
crusties in my eyes and I don't want

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to see a bat, but clearly
there is one, because she's you know,

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woken up the mountain and then it
does a thing across my face.

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Wow, And that's uh, that's
how I woke up night before last.

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And because of said flying rodents,
we now live in a new house.

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And and Dan, when that bat
went by your face, did you emit

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any noises? No? No,
I didn't. You screamed like a girl,

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didn't you? Look how I respond
to this, it's none of your

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business. I am man enough to
say if a bat flew across my face,

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I'm gonna scream like a woman,
loud and probably round in circles.

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Well, then you're a bigger man
than me, because I did not.

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Ah, I was, in fact
so stunned that that I wasn't even capable

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of shrieking like a terrified woman.
The bat stole my voice, stole my

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voice, stole my breath. And
I was like, because I wasn't expecting

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for the to fly across my face. So it's just one bat, Yes,

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just one bat. See this is
the judgment that that I don't appreciate

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when it comes to flying rodents in
your house. Some people like Trey totally

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gets it for what it is.
It's a flying rodent, carrier of bacteria,

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harbinger of disease. It is a
night stalker. And it didn't fly

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around the house when the lights were
on. No, No, it waited

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until we asleep and all the lights
are out, and then it came out

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because it's blind and bats are not
blind, rage they can actually see.

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But they are nocturnal. So yeah, they have a tendency to come out

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at night. But it's just one
bat. No, there's multiple. We

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just only seen one flying around the
bedroom at a time. Okay, And

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so the landlord that you have right
now is like, okay, cool,

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it's it's fine if you guys leave
because of one bat. Raj. I

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don't think you understand. It is
a rodent with wings. Yeah, it's

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one one. No, it's not, it's multiple. It's just the one

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that's flying around. It's the second
one flying around the bedroom. The first

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one. Kiko and I the landlord, rehomed down the street one night.

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This one, though, I handled
on my own, Thank you very very

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much. Okay, I got out
it. What is it? Tree?

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Oh? I just just to answer
your question, I have a feeling that

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Kiko was as afraid of Tara as
Dan is, Yeah, he didn't come

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up from his cottage to help,
even though I know he heard the screams.

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There's no way you didn't. You
could go all the way down into

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Coral Bay itself, which is on
the east end of Saint John, which,

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by the way, is the bay
that Columbus first sailed in too,

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back in fourteen ninety three. He
would have heard Tara's screaming down there.

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If he was down there on the
Nina, the Pink there at the Santa

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Maria, whatever it was, down
the mountain, he would have heard her

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screaming. Landlord Kiko didn't come up
to help. He's like, oh,

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no, I'm not going up there. So I was left to my own

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devices. Yes, and then you
you called, said landlord and said there

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was a bat and so we have
to leave now. And he was like

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I understand, yes, Wow,
okay, see again, this is the

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judgment that I don't appreciate. Trade. You get it. It's a flying

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rodent, it's unsanitary, it's also
spooky. But the main thing is is

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that it's not the same as you
coming out and being open with your depression

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and anxiety. But my family has
issues with bats, flying rodents, we

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don't want in our home. So
therefore we gave the home back to the

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bats. We figure, you know
what, you can have it. We

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can't get rid of you. The
landlord, that's gonna be his problem now,

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because we had already found a new
place to live anyway, So we

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just decided, well, we're just
gonna move out now, and then we

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found this lovely airbnb to stay in
on Saint John until we get into our

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next apartment. How did you figure
out your actual birth family? Are the

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waynes? You know? I've often
thought about that if I was to ever

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somehow connect with my birth family,
might they be loaded or you know,

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or not afraid of bats? Yes, Batman was afraid of bats. That's

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the reason why he did it.
Go back and watch the movies raj Okay,

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the Christopher Nolan Batman movies. He's
afraid of bats, that's why he

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uses them to and still fear.
Yes, I know what I'm talking about.

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You know, I'm agreeing with you. I'm still trying to so you

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let me see if I can just
get this right. You already found a

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new place to live, yes,
but we were not supposed to be moving

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in there until May one, and
so we needed to find a place to

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stay in between the bath house and
the next apartment. How many weeks was

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it in between bat incidents. I
think a couple a couple of weeks.

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Okay, so it's not like you're
being the not being harassed daily. You

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weren't there. It was harassment.
I'm going to give you the scenario again.

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I am asleep, it's peaceful,
I am resting. My wife shrieks,

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blood curdling screams. Right I wake
up. She's screaming, there's a

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bat. The bat buzzes my face
like like Maverick in a tower and top

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gun. So then I have to
go figure out how to get rid of

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this bat. And the bat after
it buzzes my face, we can't find

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it now, we don't know where
it is. I'm trying to find it.

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So Terra stays in the bed and
she grabs a pillow and uses that

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as a shield, like she's like
she's some sort of spartan and and I

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go and venture out away from the
bed to try to find the bat.

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I don't see the bat until I
turn around to face her as she's sitting

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on the bed to tell her I
don't see the bat. But when I

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turn and look back at the I
see the bat. It's on the foot

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of the bed below Tara. I
look down, I see it. I'm

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pretty sure it's beady eyes. Looked
back at me, and then I looked

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up at Tara just every it's like
right there. And she knew immediately as

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our eyes met something was very,
very wrong. And that was when she

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started screaming some more because I apparently
have a terrible poker face. And that's

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when the bat flew again. And
now it's buzzing around the room trying to

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find a spot to hide because I
found a tiding spot on the front of

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the bed and the lights are on
now, and so it's not Yeah,

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so it's disoriented. Yeah, yeah, we have a disoriented bat. And

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and this is when you went we
have to leave, I think, Roger.

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I think I think the conversation probably
went more like this, Dan taking

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the cats, the dogs and the
goats, and we're going to stay somewhere

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else. If you'd like to join
us, please feel free otherwise bat cave.

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Yeah, yeah, well it's like
you were here, Trey. I

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mean, okay, I'm just trying
to figure out, because it's been weeks

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before since there had been any bat
incident, and there have been bat weeks

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in between bat incidents, and apparently
you guys went batshit insane and you have

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left your home because of a disoriented
singular bat. Here's the thing, Raj.

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We've heard the bats since we moved
in. They we feel they live

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in between the roof and the rafters, right, and there's more of them

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now, so they've been breeding.
We've also learned that they're guano. The

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batpoop is apparently not good for you
to be inhaling. So it was already

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sort of a health hazard, not
to mention the fact it's a flying rodent.

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Rodents are not healthy because they carry
all sorts of nastiness and they were

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loud enough up in the roof to
where they would wake us up, and

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us especially, I mean Tara.
So every single day the bats had been

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an issue, and then they got
louder and grew in numbers and they became

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more of an issue, and then
they started flying around the bedroom. The

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first time. We're like, okay, that's a problem and it's been dealt

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with, except the bats were still
there and we couldn't get anyone to come

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take care of the bats because a
lot of the exterminators on the island were

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under the impression they might be protected
in some way. So then we had

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to contact someone at the University of
the Virgin Islands. It's a real university,

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that's where it is, and they
actually have a bat expert there.

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I swear to god, that sounds
like a Hollywood film. Unfortunately, she

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was so busy with finals she can't
come until like after we move out,

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so we were on our own.
Okay, So that story now is far

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better. Then it makes more sense. They were in the in the at

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at rafters or whatever it is in
your house. They were making noise,

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they were keeping you up. Their
poop is bad to it's like black mold

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mm hmm, well or or asbestos. Uh. And yes, bat bestis

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that's what That's what it was.
And and they were loud and they woke

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you up. And now they were
entering into your home. Yes, that

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makes now I understand why you left. Okay. But if you just went,

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hey, there was a bat that
got into the house and we that's

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no big deal. If it just
happened to fly in, that's no big

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deal. We would deal with that. We already we already killed one actual

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rat that was in the house and
that that was no big deal. Okay,

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that's gone. Uh but yeah,
multiple incidents, ongoing issues with a

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bat infestation. Yeah, we left
bat's rat scorpions, there was it was

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just it was a lot. It
was so I just had to ask this

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question. And this is in the
you're you're in a the cone of safety

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here, So Terry, you can't
listen to this. I understand bats are

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really bad, and I understand.
I I don't fault you for any of

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this. However, m hm.
One of the things that I absolutely despise

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when anything else on this earth is
moving and you are doing an extra move,

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so essentially two extra moves because of
this bat, and it's well and

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we're talking about ten days difference.
Yes, is it worth it? Yes?

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I'm sorry. Did you want me
to think about that longer? Yeah?

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I hate if. No, that's
I was because I've moving is just

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the absolute worst. I've done it
so many times in my life. I

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wish I'd never had to do it
again. Do you sleep with the windows

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open? No? Okay, so
how did the bat get in? That's

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a great question. We don't know, and we didn't stick around to find

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out. No, but if you
would have, if you would have asked

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that question when the first bats didn't
happened, I think it could have figured

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out where they were coming, where
it came in from. It was they

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we did. We did mention that, and even even you know, Kiko

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the land landlord, was like,
I don't know it they come in.

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Did did you hear the bats before
you saw it the first time? Oh?

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Yeah, so you did you know
where they were bats? Or were

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you just like there's something in the
attic? We knew they were bats.

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Okay, because that because when they
waked her up, she can't sleep.

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She gets on her phone and does
research and she found all the bat noises

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and matched them up. There were
bats. Bats in a possums really needed

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a better pr agent. Well,
I mean, look, they do a

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lot of good. What does a
possum do that's good besides his at eat

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mosquitoes? Number one? They do? Yeah, I just thought they just

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hung from trees and hissed at people. No, they eat all sort of

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nasty insects and and trede do you
pronounce it with the O in front?

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Of it you did in North America. I believe it's the opossum, and

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then if it's uh other places,
it's just the possum. I have never

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in mind there is an actually,
no, there is an actual you can

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google there is an actual difference between
an opossum and a possum. I have

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to I don't. I don't know. It's almost like in other countries it's

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obats or in your house. Oh
ship, we have to move house.

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Texas dot com. I know you
are a plumber, you run a plumbing

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company. But just on a personal
side of things, if where you lived

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suddenly had a persistent that problem,
would you want to stay or would you

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leave? Oh? I would be
so gone because I am a low key

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hypochondriac. If I see somebody that's
sick, I'm like, we're leaving.

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I'm out. I can't contract that. Rabies is terrifying to me. And

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I had an ant infestation in my
house once and I found a pest control

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company in the DFW called t Rex
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that own it and they're super nice. And I said, I'll pay you

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extra to show up today. Well, I don't have availability, And I

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said, well, how much is
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Ants. These are ants. So
the day that I see bats in

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my house were of burning it down. Good to know that we're not alone

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and that you two would be out
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the exterminator type issue. Although Jacqueline
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dfw dot com. It just dawned on

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me hearing and saying treehouse that the
house we lived in on the mountain,

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on Bordeaux Mountain on Saint John.
This is sort of like a treehouse surrounded

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by trees. It's completely made of
wood. It had a loft area where

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the bats and us slept and uh
uh, it sort of was like a

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treehouse. And now we're we're back
in a typical island home, which is

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a concrete fortress. And I don't
think bats enjoyed concrete as much. So

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I'm fingers crossed no more. Uh
uh bat issues. So your bedroom was

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like on a second story mm hmm
yep. I don't know why. Siri

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thought I was talking to her,
Like most of the women in your Live

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Tree, she liked the button.
Literally, I go, so you know

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your bedrooms on the second floor and
SI goes, uh huh, what so

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you were kind of invading their territory
technically, Yeah, because they were there

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before we were. Yeah, I
mean okay, And it said the climate

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is better where you are now,
so there won't be Did you check your

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luggage to make sure that one didn't
sneak into eer. So what we did

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was we took the essential stuff and
then we went back the next day and

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got some other things because that night
we had nowhere to go. It's not

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like you can book an airbnb at
twelve o'clock at night, so we packed

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up what we needed. The next
morning, we slept all night with the

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with the lamp on and avoided any
bat issues after I sent that one outside

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thanks to a yoga mat, and
then somewhat slept with the light on to

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the next day, got all of
our essentials, found this airbnb and moved

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it in there, went back,
got some more essentials, moved it into

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here, and now we're here.
And then the least essential things are are

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still at the house, so we'll
wait and we'll wait to move those until

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we move into the next place that's
better, so you're not having to do

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a full move twice. So that's
where I am. But the good news

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is there is something that will make
me feel better. And it's not just

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knowing that Trey has crippling depression and
anxiety, or that Raj has severe anxiety

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as well. I have a little
bit of an anxiety, but not as

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bad as you guys, and being
in the treehouse certainly helps this one,

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not the one I just moved out
of, but this one, partly because

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this one also has birthdays. Today
is Friday, April twenty six, twenty

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twenty four. Where did I put
my birthdays? Hang on? Hang on?

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Hered it go? Oh no,
it's a tragedy. I lost my

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birthdays. Wait found um, Okay, we go. Birthdays today. Channing

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Tatum turns forty four, star of
the Magic Mike films, twenty one,

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Jump Street, and The Hateful Eight, along with a handful of other movies,

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and in case you guys have not
seen it, A Free Guy with

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Ryan Reynolds, Channing Tatum is in
that as well. It is very very

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good, not only not just the
movie, but changing Channing Tatum is pretty

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pretty hysterical in that. Yeah,
and you failed to mention he was also

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a stripper at one point. Yeah, so that's how he started his career.

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He started as a stripper, so
the Magic Mic role was not a

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huge stretch for him. Good on
him. It's one of the you know,

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one of the times where you know, the stripper really struck gold.

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Yeah, when the pandemic hit and
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No, well there's no work.
Yes, so yes I did for

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no one. I figured along.
I figured like like I figured the same

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as so many other comedians. You
know, you just went to remote common.

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But he maybe did you did a
little bit. There was a little

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bit of that. But I was
like, and I was, I didn't

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want to do the unemployment thing.
I was like, I'm not going to

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do it. I'll find something.
So I did the Postmates and I actually

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delivered a pizza to said Channing Tatum. Very nice dude. It was a

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very He was like it was his
house up in the Sherman Oaks Hills and

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he's like, you can it's intercom. You would think with all the millions

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he has, he could get an
intercom that worked. But it very much

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stopped. But this thing that I
just got a man, your intercom's not

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working. And he just was like
you can leave, pull up the drive

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and leave the pizza there. And
it just didn't. And so outcomes Shanning

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Tatum and I was I wasn't even
paying attention, and I just looked up

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and I was like, oh hey, buddy, and he's like hey,

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And I had got I was like
a big fan. He was thank you

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so much. Man. I was
like, all right, I'll see you

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later and very nice dude, tips
like shit but nice dude. Yeah.

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Well, I'm glad. I'm glad
he was nice to you. I'm would

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you would you have rather? Would
you rather have him been nice to you

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and tip like crap like he did? Or would you rather have been mean?

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But tipp you really well during a
pandemic. I doult don't care if

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you were a dick with the you
know, nicely, Yeah, as long

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as you're a dick with a bag
and that'll be a bag list come on.

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Yeah, but that was a that
was a kind of a cool moment.

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Other birthdays today, Jordana Brewster from
The Fast and the Furious movies is

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forty four. I know she's been
in a couple of other things, uh.

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I think one of them was The
Faculty, one of those weird late

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nineties early two thousands, you know, like horror type movies, and it

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was like aliens took over a school
in a town. Anyway, of course

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I did. Hm. I'm one
of the few people that seen Jordana Brewster

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in something not The Fast and the
Furious Movies. Also Pablo Schreiber per scriber,

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I don't know. He's forty six. He's the star of the Halo

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TV series. He was also on
American Gods and Orange is the New Black.

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Tom Welling, who played Clark Kent
on Smallville and Kane on Lucifer's forty

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seven. Maladia Trump, former First
Lady of the United States is fifty four.

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Kevin James from King of Queens Kevin
could Wait, and the Paul Blart

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Movies is fifty nine. I will
say this, Raj. Have I seen

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many many movies? Yes? Have
I seen many movies I'm ashamed of Yes.

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Have I seen Paul Blart one?
Yes? But I have not seen

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Paul Blart too. I didn't know
there was a Paul Blart two. That's

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something, thank you, trick.
Most people don't give kudos for you not

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seeing the second shitty movie. Hey, it seems like he learned a lesson

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from the first. Did you enjoy
it? Did you enjoy the first?

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Paul Blurt? It was? It
was what it was, I mean,

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it was, It's It's a fat
guy mall security movie. I just did

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you laugh at some parts? Yes? Yes I did. I will admit

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I laughed it. I laughed at
a few Let me ask you a question,

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Dan, what was higher the score
you would have given it? Or

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your Bac Trey. I know a
rhetorical question when I hear uh, But

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let me ask you this, what
was what? What did the second movie

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not? Have? You were like, I can't watch this one, Honestly,

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I don't know. I know I
laughed at a few parts in the

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first one, but I don't even
remember what they were because I have no

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intention of going back and rewatching it
because as we all well, no,

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there's so many things to watch nowadays
that it's difficult to squeeze them all in.

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So I'm really like for me to
go back and watch a movie nowadays

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a second time, it's got to
really pull me back in. Or it's

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because it's been so long since I've
seen it that I don't remember it.

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But I don't need to. I
don't need to revisit Paul Blart one.

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Okay, that's and that's and that's
decent of me. I just don't know

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what makes you go see I'll see
the trailer and like the title, and

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I'm like, Okay, that sounds
interesting, that looks good. At no

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point did I see the trailer for
Paul Blart, and when hmmm, I

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got to give them my twelve fifty, I don't know. That's because your

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BAC wasn't as high as much.
I did. Forget to mention a couple

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of things at the beginning of the
show that we would have today, one

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of which is, I know you're
all wondering what's going on with potatoes.

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We'll get to that. But the
one main thing I wanted to mention at

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the beginning of the show that I
didn't get a chance, but I'm going

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to mention it to you now that
is on the heels of a previous episode.

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I'm now going to give you another
reason not to randomly knock on my

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front door. Okay, because Tray
and I previously told Raj it's not safe

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to just answer your door for strangers. We don't like when people surprise us

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by coming over to our home unannounced, one because it's not polite, and

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two because it's just not safe.
Whereas Raj thinks, throw caution to the

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wind, no one's coming to mug
you, murdy you, whatever it is,

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Just open the door for anybody.
Invite the whole neighborhood in consequences be

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damned. But there is a new
tool in home security that I'm very excited

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to share with you, gentlemen.
Because Trey and I don't only want a

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smart camera doorbell that can choose violence, Why wouldn't you also want a roboguard

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dog with a flamethrower on its back
to also choose violence on your on your

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behalf. Yeah, see, what
could go wrong? A lot? I

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mean a lot. I mean it's
it's it's genuinely terrifying. So so I

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can pull this up for you.
You actually can. If you've always wanted

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a robot pet or you just wanted
to own a flamethrower, now you can

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have both thanks to the company Throw
Flame. The Ohio based company is selling

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the Therminator, a robotic dog with
a back mounted flamethrower, which the company

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says can send streams of fire up
to thirty feet with the push of a

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button. And is anybody else hard? Oh, raj, No, you

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don't. You don't want a robo
guard dog with a flamethrower on its back?

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Yeah? Flamethrower? Okay, what
about one that also comes with laser

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sights? Sure? Yes, see
yes, let's let's do that. Can

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I also throw I don't know the
hand renades, like or what are we

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what are we missing? That may
be version two point zero, but here

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in my mind, ultimately it'll become
something like out of the Jim Carrey movie

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The Mask, where you know,
it's just like weapons pop out everywhere and

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oh gotcha. That would be so
for people just coming by to say,

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hello, you don't have anything to
worry about if you if you, you

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know, call ahead, m m
yeah, yeah, because nothing can go

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Oh yeah, that clearly looks safe. Yeah, it's so. It's it

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looks like the Boston Dynamics robot Dog. And then it's got the back mounted

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flamethrower attached to its. Yeah,
see the laser coming on Mark crawling around

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the woods? Is that a fire
that it created that it walked past.

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I assume what it did was it
detected an enemy and it torched the intruder.

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Gotcha, And now it's making a
perimeter sweep to make sure it didn't

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leave any parts uncooked. Gotcha.
Okay, I mean just imagine one of

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these roaming around your house at night. Mm hmm. I mean I should

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probably clarify around the outside of the
house. I don't feel like this is

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an indoor robot flamethrowing dog. No, this is not a lap flamethrowing dog.

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This is definitely an outside guy.
I can't wait for the first police

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department to get one of these as
they get Yeah, some guys have been

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like, coming out, we're just
sending the dog send them in, okay,

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and then this and then this.
Oh no, I've chosen poorly.

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Yeah, there comes the fire baby. Here it comes the destroyer of wurdles.

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Oh oh, look at that thing
shoot the fire. Oh my god,

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I'm not gonna lie. That's pretty
bad ass. Oh it jumps.

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O. God, that's a good
dog. Oh I am so wet,

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unlike the ground that is on fire
right now, that's a that's I mean,

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just the visuals kick ass. I
wouldn't want one because he said,

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Ai, that's the technology that's running. It turns on me and the next

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thing, you know, I'm a
kebab. I don't want to, but

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that's it's pretty cool to watch the
video. Uh. I wouldn't buy it,

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but that's okay, and go in
on one. We'll get you one.

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Okay, thank you so much.
I'd rather have a rescue. This

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is this is a classic adopt don't
shop. Given enough time, I don't

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sure one of them will be sent
to the pound, said to the pound,

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I can see it now. You
just you walk into Dallas Animal Services

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and says, hey, you got
any robot dogs with flamethrowers on its back

405
00:33:45.880 --> 00:33:50.920
that are here for adoption? So
what kind of yard do you have?

406
00:33:55.319 --> 00:33:59.039
If I'm Dallas Animal Services, I
go find a stray, tape a bit

407
00:33:59.160 --> 00:34:07.159
to its back and go. You
go cut bottle rockets. Yeah, that's

408
00:34:07.159 --> 00:34:10.159
it. I can't wait to see
little Timmy's face when he sees what he

409
00:34:10.159 --> 00:34:22.920
cut for Christmas. This is a
puppy that dads can get behind. Yeah.

410
00:34:23.000 --> 00:34:39.400
In the visit us online a treehouseonair
dot com. Let's get Daniel Cook

411
00:34:39.400 --> 00:34:45.159
from cook dfw Roofing and Restoration into
the treehouse now for your free roof inspection.

412
00:34:45.239 --> 00:34:49.840
Give him a call eight three three
cook DFW the website cookdfw dot com.

413
00:34:49.960 --> 00:34:52.840
I saw a headline recently and it
made me think of you, Daniel

414
00:34:52.880 --> 00:34:55.599
and your lovely wife Carrie. There
was a massive argument and the girlfriend grabbed

415
00:34:55.639 --> 00:34:59.199
a fork and stabbed her boyfriend in
the butt with it. She called it

416
00:34:59.559 --> 00:35:01.440
a light hope, the boyfriend told
the police. No, that was a

417
00:35:01.440 --> 00:35:06.800
full on stabbing. My question to
you today is have you ever done something

418
00:35:06.920 --> 00:35:08.480
that made Carrie want to stab you
in the butt with a fork? Carrie

419
00:35:08.559 --> 00:35:15.000
has stabbed me in the butt with
the fork. Oh whatever, But luckily

420
00:35:15.119 --> 00:35:21.079
I have a very muscular butt because
I climb ladders and I run and stuff

421
00:35:21.119 --> 00:35:24.599
like that. So hey, it
was not able to penetrate the gluteus maximus.

422
00:35:27.880 --> 00:35:30.880
That's truly a false statement. But
at the end of the day,

423
00:35:30.920 --> 00:35:36.039
I mean things could happen. I
mean, relationships are tough, and things

424
00:35:36.079 --> 00:35:42.440
that you don't think that might be
a something detrimental to your partner's health or

425
00:35:42.480 --> 00:35:45.360
safety. I mean, you just
what do they call it? What do

426
00:35:45.400 --> 00:35:49.559
they call it when you when you
kill and passion? It's a crime of

427
00:35:49.559 --> 00:35:52.960
passion, crime of passion. That's
that's my whole point. Not necessarily a

428
00:35:52.960 --> 00:35:54.239
crime, but you're just trying to
have a little bit of fun with your

429
00:35:54.280 --> 00:35:59.719
partner and some things get out of
control sometimes. That's why again there's that's

430
00:35:59.719 --> 00:36:02.199
why they make safe words. That
does make sense, and uh, that's

431
00:36:02.239 --> 00:36:07.119
smart to do. And that's also
an interesting angle. It's like, well,

432
00:36:07.280 --> 00:36:09.559
you know, if you love each
other, you'll occasionally, you know,

433
00:36:09.679 --> 00:36:13.239
stab each other. Uh. Also, if you love each other,

434
00:36:13.280 --> 00:36:16.559
you'll get your roof inspected by the
Cooks forks. They'll they'll leave those at

435
00:36:16.599 --> 00:36:25.760
home eight three three cook DFW or
the website cookdfw dot com. You're in

436
00:36:25.960 --> 00:36:34.280
the treehouse, visit us online at
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437
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438
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441
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needs. The website Brooks Plumbingtexas dot
com. So we've got bats. We've

442
00:36:53.039 --> 00:36:58.280
got robodogs with flamethrowers, which would
have come in handy to get rid of

443
00:36:58.280 --> 00:37:00.519
the bats. I was gonna say
our previous home, but you know that's

444
00:37:00.519 --> 00:37:04.440
not my house. That's up to
the guy that owns the house to deal

445
00:37:04.440 --> 00:37:07.719
with those bats however he sees fit. And the fact that I've already sent

446
00:37:07.800 --> 00:37:12.639
him a link to this, there's
no and I'm just saying, if you

447
00:37:12.679 --> 00:37:15.159
want one, this here it is. If you don't, that's totally up

448
00:37:15.159 --> 00:37:17.000
to you at your house. Saying
the dog would have gotten rid of all

449
00:37:17.000 --> 00:37:23.079
the bats and even the landlord if
he wanted it to mean technically that's you

450
00:37:23.119 --> 00:37:29.199
can you can make it function that
way. Well, he is the landlord.

451
00:37:29.280 --> 00:37:32.559
He is uh, he is Colombian, so probably not going to be

452
00:37:32.599 --> 00:37:42.800
the first time that he's seen a
dog with a flamethrower. Sadly true.

453
00:37:44.559 --> 00:37:49.440
Weird things happen in Central America.
Man. All right, Oh, there

454
00:37:49.480 --> 00:37:53.599
is some other big news happening in
the world, but we're not going to

455
00:37:53.679 --> 00:38:02.840
touch on any of that because Trey
found Potato News today. Okay, Trey,

456
00:38:02.960 --> 00:38:08.079
you swear to God this is real. I do you swear on Daisy?

457
00:38:09.440 --> 00:38:12.880
I swear on Daisy. I have
looked around that site, and if

458
00:38:12.880 --> 00:38:16.360
it's a ruse, someone has gone
to painstaking links to post all sorts of

459
00:38:16.440 --> 00:38:22.639
articles and commentary about potatoes and the
comings and goings of people, you know,

460
00:38:22.559 --> 00:38:29.559
icons of the potato end. Okay, that is like a headline on

461
00:38:30.079 --> 00:38:32.400
I just I just want to know
what I've missed. I don't know if

462
00:38:32.400 --> 00:38:39.119
I slept through a potato famine.
No, just that one back in the

463
00:38:39.159 --> 00:38:47.239
eighteen forties that I'm aware of and
imagine. But dated April twenty third,

464
00:38:47.599 --> 00:38:54.320
twenty twenty four, Potato News Today
is proud to announce that the platform has

465
00:38:54.360 --> 00:39:00.679
achieved a significant milestone by surpassing one
point eight million reads of its news stories

466
00:39:00.679 --> 00:39:05.320
and articles to date. This achievement
not only underscores the publication's commitment to the

467
00:39:05.320 --> 00:39:09.079
potato industry, but also highlights its
global impact, with the readership spanning well

468
00:39:09.119 --> 00:39:15.079
over one hundred and thirty potato producing
countries. The site has registered close to

469
00:39:15.119 --> 00:39:20.280
eighty thousand visits thus far in twenty
twenty four. That's according to Google Analytics

470
00:39:20.360 --> 00:39:29.800
Statistics Potato News Today. That's a
it's a publication. It is a publication.

471
00:39:30.119 --> 00:39:35.199
It is a website, Potato News
Today. See now, this is

472
00:39:35.239 --> 00:39:38.000
where I say, that's if this
is a couple that started that. This

473
00:39:38.159 --> 00:39:43.800
is love. This is how you
know when someone loves you. I believe

474
00:39:43.840 --> 00:39:47.280
this isn't just an individual man who
goes by the name Luky. Yes.

475
00:39:47.800 --> 00:39:52.760
Then Luki is particularly humbled by the
fact that many of the platform's loyal followers

476
00:39:52.760 --> 00:39:58.559
dedicate valuable time to visit the site
regularly. He expresses deep appreciation for their

477
00:39:58.559 --> 00:40:02.000
time and engagement, which are crucial
to the success and continuing growth of Potato

478
00:40:02.079 --> 00:40:10.920
News Today. Whether providing breaking news, conducting interviews with key potato industry figures,

479
00:40:12.000 --> 00:40:16.119
or analyzing the latest market data,
Potato News Today is committed to maintaining

480
00:40:16.159 --> 00:40:22.320
high journalistic standards and meeting the information
needs of its readers. And I just

481
00:40:22.480 --> 00:40:24.840
have to wonder, do they have
a potato podcast and if not, would

482
00:40:24.840 --> 00:40:31.199
they like to be a part of
the tree US podcast network. I don't

483
00:40:31.199 --> 00:40:35.079
think of all the other podcast networks, I don't think any of them got

484
00:40:35.079 --> 00:40:38.599
a potato show. And if there's
a network out there willing to take on

485
00:40:39.119 --> 00:40:44.599
a podcast about taters, yeah,
we can call it the mashed Up.

486
00:40:45.079 --> 00:40:47.559
It would be a good name for
it. There it is. I see

487
00:40:52.440 --> 00:40:55.119
bar your soul to the internet and
you get a few likes and follows into

488
00:40:55.119 --> 00:41:07.079
fucking Potato gets one point eight million
views. Humbling. Isn't it like we're

489
00:41:07.119 --> 00:41:10.599
making fun? But it's got It's
got higher numbers in a week, And

490
00:41:10.679 --> 00:41:15.440
clearly the reason why is because they
have he has he owns his niche like

491
00:41:15.480 --> 00:41:17.639
there's no one else doing potato News. He's the only one. He's the

492
00:41:17.679 --> 00:41:21.920
only game in town. He gets
all the he gets all the views,

493
00:41:22.000 --> 00:41:24.320
the downloads, the ears, the
eyes, all the attention, all the

494
00:41:24.400 --> 00:41:29.960
engagement. You could spend a lifetime
clout chasing on the internet, and this

495
00:41:30.039 --> 00:41:37.360
guy managed to nail it with Potato
News Today. Yep, it's uh Trey,

496
00:41:37.199 --> 00:41:39.599
you know, bawling his eyes out
and telling you about how he's,

497
00:41:39.920 --> 00:41:44.480
since the age of ten, has
had suicidal thoughts and this guy's like,

498
00:41:44.519 --> 00:41:50.360
oh, fucking Tato tots. Maybe
the reason why Trace thought about death every

499
00:41:50.559 --> 00:41:54.079
day since he was the age of
ten is because he didn't know that Potato

500
00:41:54.199 --> 00:41:58.760
News Today existed, And now that
he does, maybe this is the thing

501
00:41:58.800 --> 00:42:04.599
that will turn things around. This
is what finally brings trade joy from where

502
00:42:04.760 --> 00:42:21.760
plushes him over the edge. Yeah
I can also do it. Yeah,

503
00:42:21.840 --> 00:42:25.039
oh I forgot. Uh So,
other than Trey, you know, possibly

504
00:42:25.079 --> 00:42:32.280
having a breakthrough with this depression thanks
to Potato News and a robot dog coming

505
00:42:32.320 --> 00:42:37.039
to rescue me from bats, I
feel pretty good about this. How would

506
00:42:37.079 --> 00:42:40.960
you guys like to play a quick
game of wrong answers only? Yeah?

507
00:42:42.239 --> 00:42:49.119
Yeah, can you sound a little
more enthusiastic? Yes, yes, you

508
00:42:49.159 --> 00:42:57.360
guys suck wrong wrong music man.
All right, here we are another edition

509
00:42:57.400 --> 00:43:02.519
of wrong Answers only heard here and
only here inside the Treehouse Podcast. This

510
00:43:02.559 --> 00:43:07.639
is where I will present Raj and
Trey with a situation of quote if he's

511
00:43:07.639 --> 00:43:13.519
a bodio whatever it is, and
I task them with giving me the wrong

512
00:43:13.679 --> 00:43:20.880
answer, wrong answer oldly, So
here we go. Who said I have

513
00:43:20.960 --> 00:43:25.320
the lady parts of a fourteen year
old? Who said I have the lady

514
00:43:25.360 --> 00:43:37.559
parts of a fourteen year old?
Are you gentlemen ready? Okay, let

515
00:43:37.639 --> 00:43:43.280
me get my buttons ready? Hang
on? There we go, There we

516
00:43:43.320 --> 00:43:45.960
go. All right, I have
the lady parts of a fourteen year old,

517
00:43:46.679 --> 00:44:01.840
Trey. Wrong answer only Rosie O'Donnell
correct and by I mean incorrectra Will

518
00:44:01.880 --> 00:44:10.199
Smith ooh, also a good wrong
answer, I have the lady parts of

519
00:44:10.199 --> 00:44:16.599
a fourteen year old was actually said
by Tory's spelling see Raj. This is

520
00:44:16.599 --> 00:44:20.679
a phenomenon known inside the show.
We don't have a name for. It's

521
00:44:20.679 --> 00:44:23.639
just a phenomenon inside the show where
you talk about somebody one show and then

522
00:44:23.760 --> 00:44:29.039
out of nowhere, for no reason
whatsoever, they pop up in something else

523
00:44:29.400 --> 00:44:31.719
on the show, completely unrelated.
Because we talked about Tory spelling and I

524
00:44:31.840 --> 00:44:35.840
know two too the other day.
And now she's back up because she claims

525
00:44:35.840 --> 00:44:39.559
to have the lady parts of a
fourteen year old. She says she was

526
00:44:39.639 --> 00:44:45.639
told this by her obgyn because all
five of her children were born via C

527
00:44:45.840 --> 00:44:49.559
section. She said, if anyone
out there has had a C section,

528
00:44:49.639 --> 00:44:52.840
you know that it's not easy.
They're like slicing and dicing through your stomach,

529
00:44:52.840 --> 00:44:54.559
through your muscles. I wanted to
push you, guys. I wanted

530
00:44:54.599 --> 00:44:59.960
to be that girl, but instead
sea section, and because of five children

531
00:45:00.079 --> 00:45:02.000
and through sea section, her doctor
says, you have the lady parts of

532
00:45:02.039 --> 00:45:07.840
a fourteen year old, which I
find disturbing. You can identify. I

533
00:45:07.880 --> 00:45:10.199
don't know if it's like the rings
of a tree when a gynecologist gets in

534
00:45:10.239 --> 00:45:15.360
there and can go yep, fourteen, yeah, I don't know how you

535
00:45:15.639 --> 00:45:21.000
tell the age like that's I mean, unless you know, I guess her

536
00:45:21.719 --> 00:45:24.679
coologists is that good at their job
and like, oh yeah, I know

537
00:45:24.719 --> 00:45:30.119
I've seen these before. That's a
weird. This gynecologist probably moonlights as they

538
00:45:30.119 --> 00:45:36.320
guess your age. Barker at the
State Fair. You have the lady parts

539
00:45:36.320 --> 00:45:38.320
of a fourteen year old who said
that my doctor what's his name, doctor

540
00:45:38.360 --> 00:45:51.000
Schulz. Oh that is really really
disturbing and growthy Yeah, all right,

541
00:45:51.400 --> 00:45:54.039
are you ready for another one?
You both did very well. You got

542
00:45:54.079 --> 00:46:01.440
both those incorrect, which is the
idea? The next one is ah Luke

543
00:46:01.480 --> 00:46:08.039
Bryan. In an interview recently,
he said, if you ever see him

544
00:46:08.039 --> 00:46:15.239
with red eyes, it's not weed, it's because he's been doing blank.

545
00:46:15.440 --> 00:46:27.039
He says, it's not weed,
it's because he's blank. M If you

546
00:46:27.119 --> 00:46:30.519
see him with red eyes, it's
not because he has weed. He's been

547
00:46:30.599 --> 00:46:38.559
doing uh yoga, yoga. That
is incorrect. Good job, Rives,

548
00:46:38.599 --> 00:46:45.840
It was not yoga. In fact, Trey listening to his own music.

549
00:46:51.119 --> 00:47:01.320
Hey. No, the the actual
answer might be surprising to you, is

550
00:47:01.360 --> 00:47:07.679
because he has an allergy. The
allergy that Luke Brian has is quite ironic.

551
00:47:07.719 --> 00:47:13.039
He is allergic to bass, the
type of fish. And he doesn't

552
00:47:13.039 --> 00:47:16.440
even have to eat the bass,
just handling them, does it. He

553
00:47:16.519 --> 00:47:20.920
says, If I look like I've
been smoking pot, that's not true.

554
00:47:20.960 --> 00:47:23.960
I've been catching bass. If I
touch a bass, my eyes get red

555
00:47:24.000 --> 00:47:28.280
and my hands will swell. If
I have to take out the hook.

556
00:47:28.320 --> 00:47:31.719
As a kid, his parents thought
it was just normal allergy. So he'd

557
00:47:31.760 --> 00:47:37.159
be in the boat wheezing, and
he says his dad would just tell him

558
00:47:37.159 --> 00:47:40.639
to suck it up. Yeah,
okay, well now we know how to

559
00:47:40.679 --> 00:47:44.599
successfully get rid of Luke Brian.
Will just lock him inside of a bass

560
00:47:44.599 --> 00:47:50.199
pro shop and that'll be that.
We don't have to listen to that shit

561
00:47:50.239 --> 00:48:04.079
anymore. Okay, that's not nice. I just I thought you said when

562
00:48:04.079 --> 00:48:07.519
you said ironically he was allergic to
something and it was I thought it would

563
00:48:07.519 --> 00:48:13.079
be he was allergic to good music. I don't like the tone in your

564
00:48:13.159 --> 00:48:16.719
voices. Oh hey, but I'm
not even gonna say hi, I'm Luke

565
00:48:16.760 --> 00:48:23.400
Brian to you two assholes. You
guys don't deserve my salutations. I'm Luke

566
00:48:23.440 --> 00:48:31.960
Brian. Fuck you. Is this
the side effect of the bass? Is

567
00:48:31.960 --> 00:48:36.840
this the anger and the rage?
No? This is all natural? Motherfucker?

568
00:48:38.360 --> 00:48:40.599
Is that? Is it? From
sitting next to Katy Perry for years?

569
00:48:42.800 --> 00:48:49.159
All right, that may have contributed
some, but that's a true story.

570
00:48:49.199 --> 00:48:53.280
Man. I am allergic to bass
fish, not bass bass fish.

571
00:48:53.400 --> 00:48:57.119
It's terrible, man, And I'm
a man that loves hunting and fishing and

572
00:48:57.199 --> 00:49:00.239
stuff, so it you know,
it sucks to know that you're you're you

573
00:49:00.239 --> 00:49:02.239
know, you're allergic to this thing
that you love. And my dad,

574
00:49:02.360 --> 00:49:06.079
my daddy really would say, we
go fishing, and I'm weezing and I'm

575
00:49:06.119 --> 00:49:09.599
a coughing and I'm spitting up,
and I'm pissing and I'm shitting because I'm

576
00:49:09.639 --> 00:49:13.840
allergic to this fish. And I
didn't know. All my dad would say

577
00:49:13.920 --> 00:49:20.320
is just suck it up. Although
in hindsight, I'm Luke Bryan. In

578
00:49:20.440 --> 00:49:23.519
hindsight, I kind of appreciate the
words of wisdom that my daddy always screamed

579
00:49:23.559 --> 00:49:27.800
at me. Just suck it up, because it really is one of the

580
00:49:27.800 --> 00:49:30.119
best things he taught me. I
even use it to this day. It's

581
00:49:30.119 --> 00:49:34.280
what I use. It's what I
say to the vagrants in my pit,

582
00:49:34.559 --> 00:49:39.159
just suck it up. It's also
what I say to my wife when it's

583
00:49:39.199 --> 00:49:45.000
time to mate. It's also what
I screamed to my wet back when my

584
00:49:45.039 --> 00:49:50.760
wife says, no, she won't
do that. Is it also what you

585
00:49:50.840 --> 00:49:55.440
yell at transience when you're on tour. No, I just tell them to

586
00:49:55.440 --> 00:50:02.639
get in the van. But it's
true, man, just suck it up.

587
00:50:02.679 --> 00:50:07.360
It's a very powerful message, and
I wanted to put it in my

588
00:50:07.480 --> 00:50:12.639
song kick the Dust Up, but
the record company said I was only allowed

589
00:50:12.679 --> 00:50:17.519
to use the same word twenty nine
times per song on a kind of hamstring.

590
00:50:17.599 --> 00:50:30.000
There they were stifling her creativity.
Just suck it up. It really

591
00:50:30.039 --> 00:50:34.920
is a powerful message. I'm Luke
Brian, and I'm full of powerful messages,

592
00:50:34.960 --> 00:50:39.280
and and I certainly know what it's
like to suck it up. But

593
00:50:39.320 --> 00:50:45.119
it honestly really is depressing to be
allergic to something that you love, not

594
00:50:45.280 --> 00:50:49.800
being able to touch something that you
want so bad. Kind of like ninety

595
00:50:49.800 --> 00:51:08.119
seven to one with ratings. I'm
Luke Brian. Bye. I like how

596
00:51:08.199 --> 00:51:15.559
Luke Bryan knows where you live.
I can't escape him. I've tried,

597
00:51:16.039 --> 00:51:19.840
all right. Thanks for hanging out
with us inside the Treehouse. We appreciate

598
00:51:19.840 --> 00:51:25.360
it. We will see you for
the next episode.