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It is time to leave your worries
outside and laugh with us inside the treehouse.

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I'm Daniel Malley, along with Trey
Trenholm and Raj Sharma. It is

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Friday, May eleventh, twenty twenty
four. It's been an eventful couple of

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days here on the Island of Saint
John, United States Virgin Islands. And

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by eventful I mean the opposite of
eventful. It's been quite uneventful because we've

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had no goddamn power for the majority
of two days. Now we now have

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power, which is why we're able
to talk and do the show right now.

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But if at some point I go
dark like the Death Star tractor beam

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in Star Wars, it'll be wapa's
fault. Although considering that just a couple

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of days ago, I saw Urcott
release another heads up to the entire state

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of text. Hey it's kind of
hot. Would you guys mind conserving some

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I'm starting to think that the Electricity
Reliability Council of Texas and the Water and

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Power Authority of the United States Virgin
Islands are conspiring to do bad. I

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don't even know what like a good
words to say. It's it's it's like

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it's like two bond villains have come
together to wreak havoc and and we're all

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just left as collateral damage, not
knowing what the hell to do. I

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mean, maybe Urkott, you know
they know that Raj and I, you

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know they can punish us daily.
You know, maybe they reached out that

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how many lovely things you've said about
them and decided, hey, we can

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reach out. We can reach out
and cut your power too. Yeah,

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it's Ercott's flexing saying, hey,
you know what we can get to you,

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Dan, twenty two hundred miles away, doesn't matter. We'll collab with

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your local water and power authority and
we will get you along with the five

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thousand other people that live on that
tiny island in the Caribbean, and they're

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collateral damage. So maybe I need
to go door to door and apologize to

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everybody. The whole time you were
saying WAPA, I didn't know what I

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was. I just thought it was
the Cardi B. Song. I was

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like, I don't know why that
has to do with the power water.

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I think that WAPA, the Water
and Power Authority of the United States Virgin

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Islands, used Cardi B's WOP as
an excuse for loss of generation, therefore

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power outages. Sorry, it's because
it's it's just too wet. We can't

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we can't turn the breakers on wet
ass power. Huh yeah, wet ass

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power. That's what it is.
Man. I also think Urkat's like the

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board meeting or the daily meeting that
they have is like, just the other

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day was like, hey, how
can we get everybody to tell us to

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f off? Simultaneously, Let's ask
them to conserve, because that's what I

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mean. Texas is a conservative state, but only on certain issues. And

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yes, putting in the thermostat to
sixty eight is not one of them.

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It is in the divisive times in
which we live, there is no greater

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unifier in the state of Texas than
our precious air conditioning. Yes, that

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will get liberals, and that's what
gets everybody to the table. All in

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this. I don't care if you're
liberal, conservative, independent, libertarian,

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Green Party, Brown Party, Purple
Party, Rainbow Party, whatever the hell

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it is. It's not just the
Gonzales cannon on the flag that says come

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and take it. It's an ac
unit. Yes, that's right. We

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can all sit in the same room
and go Man, it's hot out there.

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I think I think they're trying to
condition us now. They're just starting

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in May. Really, Trey,
condition us will condition you, but not

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air condition you. You're right that
way, you know, because now granted,

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yeah, yesterday was I mean it's
away like ninety ninety one, but

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the heat index was one oh five
because it was just so miserably human.

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But you know, they'll now in
July when we do have a power out

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or whatever, we're like, hey, we've been warning you'll, we weren't

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We put the C in a C. I feel like we've come up with

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some really good slogans for Urkot that
they'll never use, but we're going to.

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Yeah, we put the conditioning and
air conditioning emphasis on the first syllable.

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We put the C condition you next
Tuesday. See. And then Trey

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finds a way to work. In
his favorite word, I think it's a

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win win. Nature and Trey will
both always find a way. Nature will

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find a way for life to you
know, proceed uh and proliferate. Trey

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will find a way to drop the
sea bomb in there any chance he gets.

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I appreciate the effort that went into
that, but also very flawless,

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like you were you had it,
oh tray at the hip. Yeah,

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I didn't have time to think about
that one. It was just trays like

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the riflemen of the Sea word.
I would love to see the opening credits

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where he's just we've already discussed how
Irkot and the Water and Power Authority of

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the US Virgin Islands seemed to have
been conspiring even it's like they always get

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surprised when you know it's hot,
or in my case, a bolt of

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lightning hit some place yesterday and that
shut the power off to two entire islands,

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Saint Thomas and Saint John. And
because the storm is moving through,

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I guess it's too dangerous to send
the workers out there to touch all this

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stuff to get it to turn back
on. So they weren't going to fix

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it until it was safe to do
so, which I get is there isn't

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there something you can do, like
some lightning rods away from the power plant

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that you can put up someplace so
the things that supply the power and electricity

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and the air conditioning to the islands
don't take a direct hit. I can.

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I can tell that you're not preparing
for any type of apocalypse, zombie

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or otherwise because they have an ad
here in the States for a generator that

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you need to have when, as
they almost say directly, when the ship

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hits the fan. Yeah. So
it's it's funny, it's funny and interesting

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and maddening that you bring that up
rage because we have that oh yeah,

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your old place. Yeah, our
house, the house that is ours that

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we own has is connected to the
grid. But if the grid goes down

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via lightning strike or if a zombie
nods through the you know, the electrical

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lines, yes, we've got solar
power. And then as a backup to

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the solar power, we also have
a generaic generator. Yeah. And when

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the zombie apocalypse does happen, do
you do you tell the zombies to hold

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on a second while you take a
ferry over to your other place and then

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and then reside there and be like, Okay, now you may continue your

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apocalypse. You can give it a
shot. Okay, gotcha, because you

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never know because it depends on which
type of zombie you encounter in the apocaly

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which are they? Are they the
zombie that has any sort of reasoning or

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language, any kind of any kind
of cognition, you know, in the

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back of that you know, dead
brain or are they just mindless eating machines?

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Right? And are they? Are
they? You know it depends because

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you're close to Puerto Rico. What
if they're all Puerto Rican zombies and you

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don't speak Spanish or Puerto Rican,
that would be that would be bad.

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Yeah, that's because my Spanish is
truly terrible, because I don't I don't

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think any sort of Latin zombie is
going to appreciate what I referred to as

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resort Spanish. Oh, yes,
you know how to order a drink from

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them? Yes, resort Spanish.
Most Texans are fluent. Then by the

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way, you go to Cancun,
you go to apply it. You go

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to you know, Cosmel, Cortaviarta, Cotton. Most Texans are fluent in

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resort Spanish, servesa tequila. Don't
they stop? All the stuff that you

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learn growing up in tex mex restaurants
apply to the resorts when you go in

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Mexico. Gotcha? You know?
I just I just wonder because uh,

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I dated This is how I knew
this this relationship was not going to work.

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I dated a girl whose father was
legitimately preparing for the zombie apocalypse,

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but he got the m R.
E s He's got the whole Roger Fuley's

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got the the the jeep with the
grill on it, and it's got reserve

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fuel tanks, the whole nine yards. So he is he's got a little

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shrine of Alex Joanes somewhere in his
closet. I would not. I would

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not. In full Wars is his
is his CNN. So I was like

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when I when she said that without
smiling, So my father's preparing for the

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zombie apocalypse. I should have write
that that moment gone, well, it

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was lovely meeting you, but I
stayed for a little bit longer. Have

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y'all seen have you seen the video
footage of the new street drug that is

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turning people into zombies? I mean
no, I have not. I mean

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no, it's I think it's in
Philly right now. But it looks because

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causes rotting flesh and it and the
footage, I mean it, it looks

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like they look like zombies. I
mean just they jointed, just jointed moves

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and like I said, rotting flesh. And it's a yeah, that's you

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know. I'm sorry. I got
to ask the obvious question. Here are

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they sure that's a zombie? Outbreak
or is that just people from Philadelphia in

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general or is that just Eagles fans? Uh? Yeah, I have seen.

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I've also seen the one where it's
a I think it's the same drug.

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Well, like when they when the
high hits, Like what however they're

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standing is how they freeze for hours? Yes? Yes, yeah, Uh,

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it's so impressive what the body can
do when it's all left up.

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There's one. There's a there's it's
not even a picture you would think you

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were watching just a still frame.
It is a video of a guy and

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it's the person's taking the video.
It's like a minute long. The guy

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doesn't move, he's half bent backwards. I think that's the one you may

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have seen as well, where he's
like his foot is out and he's half

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bent backwards. From my mouth is
open and his arms are like one of

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one of going back ones going up, so it looks like he was walking.

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Look, imagine somebody walking up hill
and then freezing. Is this real

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or is this one of those like
O way in in Newsmax type? Now

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you know it's real because I don't
watch any of those shows or any of

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those channels. Uh, And I've
seen what he's talking about. I don't

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know. I don't know the name
of it. Yeah, I can't remember

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the name of it either. But
it's it's supposed to be like ten times

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more powerful than heroin, is what
they're saying. How does it compare to

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bath salts, because a handful of
years ago, bath salts was making its

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rounds in Florida and people were eating
people's faces because they were on the bath

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salt. I don't know if like, you take the bath salts and it

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immediately makes you think you're at a
CCS. But yes, your face is

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the pizza. Yes, yes,
that was. That was very much bath

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salts. This is completely different.
This is a if you combined heroin,

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feanyl and bath salts into one drug. This is what these guys are doing,

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you know what? And it now
I can understand why why Earth is

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really really fed up with our ship. Yes, it is why Nature is

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trying to flush us. It is
very much. And you can't be mad.

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You have to go. I get
you, I get what, I

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get it. Yeah, we need
to, you know, But this is

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this is a fantastic I don't know
why there's legislation against all this. It's

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a very good way of fitting the
herd. Just let them get just let

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them get all fed up on whatever
they need to be up on, and

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well and and and for this particular
drug, obviously you don't need a drug

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test for it. You just look
around to see who's frozen. Yeah,

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and then the way they do it
is disjointed, walking like they walk like

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it's it's bizarre. Just go watch
the footage. It's really really impressive and

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sad at the I would I think
zombie drug us doing it now. Yeah,

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I'm doing it now. I gotta
I gotta see the symptoms. I

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need to be on the lookout.
I mean, it really is if you

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think about it, it really does
feel like we are getting to the point

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where, you know movies from twenty
years ago or like where we're gonna just

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eventually just one city is going to
be like we're gonna declare it a loss,

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fence it off and just put all
the people in there that and just

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let them fight it out. Yeah, I'm okay with that. I'm not

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on it. And Philly is a
great place. Yeah, you know,

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put them in the stadium. Yeah, you know, that's that's how they

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I mean, that's why I'm on
board with that, like, I'm good

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with it. I like the zombie
drug. The zombie drug a synthetic stimulant

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also known by its street name Flakka, as in Waka Flaka and locally wow

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I Can. I did not get
anywhere near saying that word properly. A

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synthetic stimulant also known by it street
named flaka and colloquially and called the zombie

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drug. Eye lauzine, a horse
sedative. Oh yeah, there we go.

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You know what, all great drug
discoveries seemed to start with one guy

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saying, what's this do? And
he and he takes it like it's meant

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for someone or something else entirely,
and he thinks, I wonder what would

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happen to me if I swallow this? Yes, I had a professor like

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that in college. We were it
was anthropology and I won't say his name,

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but uh, doctor G would invite
people to Belize, but to go

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on excavations, and I got invited. He he enjoyed. I made him.

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I made him laugh a few times
and just in class and he's like,

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hey, do you want to go
to Belize? I was like,

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what are we gonna do? There's
like we're just gonna chew on bark and

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see what happens. And I was
like, no, I am. He's

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like the other professor. He does
all the document documentation and all the discoveries

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and all that stuff. He's like, I just chew on bark and see

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what happens. I'm like, he's
the guy. He's the guy. Was

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like, let's see what this horse
sedative does. Well, he's that guy.

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It's amazing. We actually knew somebody
that really combined all of this,

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the doomsday prepper and could get you
the zombie drug. That's true. It's

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true. Oh yeah, A treehouse
really does cater to everybody, every whim,

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every desire, every bad idea,
every good idea, it all resides

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in here. Yeah. That's why. That's why we say, if it's

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stupid, it's in here. Yeah, or it was, and now it's

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it really is. We We are
the podcast version of the of the Redneck

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quote hold my beer or hey watch
this? Yes, yes, And I'm

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so so proud to be a part
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It's fascinating. We're like, oh, we can't get dumber than this.

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Oh oh yeah, just beer.
Just wait. One more episode, one

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more episode. Wait till the next
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a call to one eight thirty eight
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Jacqueline, a little birdie told me
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I do. I don't typically do
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group and it's called Oh God,
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but I needed to complain first because
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while and Urcott's well being Urcot,
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chest a little bit. Let us
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path which is known to happen.
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thing that we discussed in our previous
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talked about alien abduction insurance and how
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a policy you can buy from an
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it will cost you twenty dollars.
The entire premium is a one time

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fee of twenty dollars, and if
you get abducted by an alien, you

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can collect ten million dollars. The
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But we didn't know. How do
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you were, in fact abducted by
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Okay, yeah, you're abducted,
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on the alien abduction insurance policy.
And after doing a little more research,

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I have an answer for us.
Okay. And by a little more research

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on it, I mean reading one
more sentence past where I read in the

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previous episode, the Saint Lawrence Agency
reports who have sold thousands of alien abduction

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insurance policies worldwide. The policy costs
nineteen ninety nine and pays out ten million

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dollars if you get abducted. That's
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but we weren't sure how do you
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that payout of ten million dollars.
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it's important to note that you'll need
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Mm. There it is, yes, home makes sense. Now. I

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still would love to see the verbiage
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know that's an alien signature? And
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than ten million dollars just if you
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option. Well, here's the thing. I think in this circumstance, you

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don't have to give the insurance company
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it. So you could collect I
think your ten million dollars with the aliens

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signature verifying yes I abducted Raj Sharma
signed XENU. And then you could take

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that signature to the Heritage auction House
in Dallas and then you could sell it.

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Right, maybe you make twenty million
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saying. I yeah, how does
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you a probing and then you're like, hey, can you give me a

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note that I missed work signed,
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aliens? I like how it would
be like you just you're like, your

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name's Doug Mitchell. I don't think
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name of the alien that abducted you
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have any arms? Like what if
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and then what Yeah, that's so
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communicate with their mind. I don't
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I think that's what I signed mine
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written on the verify you know,
Verify claim. I would love it if

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you showed that to the insurance companies, like son of a Bitch, here

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we go. It's a he's doing
it again? Would uh? Would you

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like that in large bills? Or
because he's got it they signed a clearly

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he's been abducted by aliens. Wow? Okay, so that's that's how you

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Okay, fair enough. I think
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I think that's I think we should. I think we should sign up for

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one. I'm thinking of calling him
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because look, you know, radio
was not too big to let the name

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of star people advertise all over the
radio. I don't think we're too big

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to let the alien abduction insurance company
advertise inside the treehouse. Yes, uh,

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what would there they have? You
have you're in good hands? Mm

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hmm. That's that's all states right. Yeah, I don't know what.

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I don't know what. What is
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we have the name of it.
It is the Saint Lawrence Agency. Yes,

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that sounds legitimate. That that doesn't
sound like like they could pack up

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in a second and be gone.
But look, it's not the first time

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that Probing and Saint have been connected. Yes, that is true, well

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done. Yeah, the Saint Lawrence. I don't know what their slogan would

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be for the alien abduction insurance.
I'm not sure either, but you're right,

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because you've got All State, you're
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Plus they have Mayhem as well.
Yes, yes, yet flow from Progressive

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and I'm not even sure what their
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ensure all your vehicles. You've got
a state farm mhm. Liberty Mutual has

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the has the Yeah, that's that's
their big thing. So maybe it'd be

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like an ET, like a phone
home, But like phone US, I

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don't know how that actually would make
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ET does have that that finger that's
just clearly built for some it was and

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it's the light attacked and see where
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it's practically a colonoscopy finger. It's
got long and then got the lights.

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You can see. I'm that ruined
childhood. That right there just ruined my

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childhood. Colonoscopy finger just thinking that
that's what Et was doing in the closet.

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He's running an illegal colonoscopy center that's
out of Elliott's closet. There are

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so many people there to arrest him. Also explains why NASA showed up in

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all them suits. He said,
you don't want to get any duty on

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you, all right. I feel
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already. Let's jump into some birthdays. Today is Fred Day, May eleventh,

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two thousand and twenty four. Birthdays
today, Noah Centennio turns twenty eight.

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I know him best as Adam Smasher
in the Back in the Rocks Black

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Adam movie from a couple of years
ago. Not the guy that has done

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shows on every Kiss and Wild format
around the country. I correct you.

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But it's May ten tenth, Oh
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people, Yeah, my best you
know what, My power has been out

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for a couple of days, so
I've clearly lost a day. Would not

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be the first time island problem.
So May tenth, twenty twenty four.

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Uh so Nova centennial twenty eight today
from the Rocks Black Adam movie. Not

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sure if you guys saw it.
If you did, did you see it?

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Raj? You know the answer to
that already. H Nobody saw that

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move the Rock didn't see that movie? Yes he did. Lots of people

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saw that movie. It had had
a huge opening weekend and then it fell

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off. Yeah, it's yeah,
Okay, I'm just you'll watched You will

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watch anything almost No, I'm pretty
sure any goddamn movie that comes out you're

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watching. It could be like Black
Black Adam versus Yosementy Sam. You're like,

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who didn't see it? I'm like, you wouldn't watch The Rocks Black

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Adam versus Yosemite Sam. I'd be
all up in that. Of course you

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would. That's the Hollywood makes movies
for you. You ever wonder who,

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like, how did they get greenlit? Because you'll watch it because they know

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if nothing else, they'll get twenty
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Adam. Okay, you watched,
but that did better than a bunch of

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the other DC movies. That's not
saying a lot. No, it's not

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bars Low. Other birthdays today,
also turning twenty eight, Mary Mouser.

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She is the actress that plays Daniel
Larusso's daughter, Samantha LaRusso on the Cobra

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Kai TV series on Netflix. She
is twenty eight today, isn't she continuing

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the show? Yeah, continuing the
grand Hollywood tradition of people in their mid

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to late twenties playing teenagers, and
in this case not even really late teenagers,

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because when she starts the show,
I think she can't even dry yet,

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So she's like fifteen. Yeah,
so she would have been playing probably

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ten years. She's playing basically ten
years younger than her actual age. Was

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also seventy five years old. Yeah, he was in his twenties when he

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did the first Karate Kid. Yeah, he had the when he did Karate

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Kid too, he had he was
right after the birth of his third child.

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So yeah, yeah, okay,
but yeah, he's also I think

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sixty how's Roth sixty five? Sixty
six? I think it's Roth Manchio.

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If you really want to know,
look it up. But I will say

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this, Uh, the Cobra Kai
thing. We started watching it, we

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I don't even know if you can
say we got halfway through it. I

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eventually tapped out. I'm like,
okay, someone needs to call the police

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on these kids. This is ridiculous. Yes, you got kids, you

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got you got you got fights in
the school, all over the place.

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Everywhere they go. These damn kids
are kicking each other. One gets kicked

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off of alcony on on the stairwell
on the second floor of stairs, gets

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damn near paralyzed. Yes, and
I don't see one visit with a police

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officer. What the kid goes to
jail. The kid the kit and goes

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to jail. Not really, Yes, did you stop watching after the prolesis

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no? No? Wait, hang
on, no, I guess he did

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go to jail. I watched a
little bit after that, but it didn't.

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It still didn't. I'm not look, I'm not saying I need to

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believe everything I watch. But okay, the one kid went to jail.

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All these other kids not a whole
like the one girl. That's right.

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I guess she got sent to alternative
school or something because she was carrying a

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deadly weapon and used it on Samantha
LaRusso, who's twenty eight today. The

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punishment does not fit these children's crimes. There's a reason why. This is

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the reason why Texans say don't California, my Texas, because these kids would

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not get away with this if they
were in a Texas school, because they

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would have been tried as adults,
and two of them already would have been

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put to death. You have never
been to Rosita, That's what that tells

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me. I have. I lived
in German Oaks. Racida was about ten

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minutes away. Yeah, that's believable. Really a bunch of kids kicking each

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other all over high school and outside
of school on the streets, and the

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police like I add to receipta whatever. Yeah, it's the valley, all

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right. Ralph Manto is sixty two. He will turn sixty three in November

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sixty three. It looks great,
but yeah, that's a phenomenal show.

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By the way, Cobra Kai,
the final season starts this summer and it's

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coming out in three parts. Part
one will happen in July. I think

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it's like fifteen episodes for the final
season, so part one will happen in

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July on Netflix. Then I think
in November part two drops, and then

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sometime next year you get the final
episodes of Cobra Kai. And I think

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most of us didn't even think that
it would go into a second season.

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Yes, and then when it did, you're like, Okay, this is

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probably gonna be it. And now
they're like it's season six. Yeah,

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And you know who you have to
think for this, right, William Zapka

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what his name is, Yeah,
he's he's an amazing first of all,

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is an amazing actor. Uh,
he just got that type cast bullshit that

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happened to him. But the first
season was on YouTube and a huge fan

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of the show was Will Smith and
he's the one who brought it to Netflix

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by becoming executive producer. So yeah, so yeah, he might have smacked

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the ship out of Chris Rock,
but he gave us Cobra Kai. But

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he slapped Netflix into giving us Cobra
Kai. Yeah, and I'm grateful for

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because it's just so good. When
they brought Lizie, we can call about

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it. Just keep good birthdays.
I can go off for hours about the

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show. If William Zappa starts banging
Jada Pinkett Smith, then that would be

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funny. Yeah. I don't see
Will Smith lighting up to slap Johnny Lawrence.

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I would watch that. See Welcome
Raj. Now you now you're in

404
00:34:23.519 --> 00:34:27.480
my wheelhouse, where you'll watch damn
near anything, just just with a couple

405
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of the right ingredients. Yes,
Black Adam had not enough. It had

406
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popcorn. So trade. Did you
watch any of Cobra Kai. I watched

407
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the first season and and then I
I kind of a few episodes in the

408
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second season, and then I just
kind of lost interest. Oh, you

409
00:34:52.079 --> 00:34:57.719
gotta watch. It's so good.
They bring back they bring back so many

410
00:34:58.320 --> 00:35:00.159
of the past characters. It's a
fana pastic and the way they do it,

411
00:35:00.199 --> 00:35:05.000
and they have like little they drop
little lines from like, uh when

412
00:35:05.239 --> 00:35:10.559
when what's the bad guy from Karate
could to the young one not his his

413
00:35:10.719 --> 00:35:16.000
nephew or whatever. He hands Daniel
a thing about a different style of karate

414
00:35:16.039 --> 00:35:21.039
and he goes for your correction.
Wait, they bring back the bad guy

415
00:35:21.079 --> 00:35:25.599
from the Karate Kid too. It
was in in Okinawa. Yeah, the

416
00:35:25.639 --> 00:35:30.480
one that tried to murder multiple people
and he never to jail either. Yeah,

417
00:35:30.519 --> 00:35:36.280
it's Japanese law. M all right. He disappeared in Shame, Dan.

418
00:35:38.079 --> 00:35:40.559
I wish that law, would you
know? Move over to the States.

419
00:35:42.079 --> 00:35:47.599
There's plenty of people I think need
to disappear in Shame. Yes does

420
00:35:47.880 --> 00:35:52.280
oh, all right, I'll watch
it. Disappeared in shame. Most of

421
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the mesquite would be see not all
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Visit us online that Treehouse on air
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Don't you wish a checkrooflight existed?
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just it's just us. You just
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and we really, honestly if you
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So we actually call every one of
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we got some birthdays out of the
way. Talked way too much about Cobra

451
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Kai. We got the confusion about
alien abduction insurance out of the way.

452
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Oh, I got to tell you
about the hamsters. The hamsters are are

453
00:38:30.400 --> 00:38:42.599
a big deal right now because Chinese
scientists just can't seem to stop experimenting on

454
00:38:42.679 --> 00:38:49.000
things. Chinese scientists have created a
mutant ebola virus that can skirt around biosafety

455
00:38:49.079 --> 00:38:52.679
rules and it causes horrific symptoms and
killed a group of hamsters. Wow.

456
00:38:53.480 --> 00:39:02.239
Yeah, Chinese scientists, we're so
close to getting Yeah, and it seems

457
00:39:02.280 --> 00:39:07.320
like it seems like Chinese scientists are
just really intent on just pushing us all

458
00:39:07.400 --> 00:39:09.519
right off the edge, which is
amazing because it's the i mean, the

459
00:39:09.599 --> 00:39:15.960
second highest population in the world.
You would you think that they wouldn't be

460
00:39:15.519 --> 00:39:22.199
like, let's eliminate the planet.
I mean, it's not like the Chinese

461
00:39:22.239 --> 00:39:25.159
Communist Party really values the people.
That that is true. Okay, follow,

462
00:39:25.360 --> 00:39:29.239
well, we can we can see
they don't value hamsters for sure.

463
00:39:29.840 --> 00:39:34.559
No. Yeah, Chinese scientists have
engineered a virus with parts of Ebola in

464
00:39:34.639 --> 00:39:37.960
a lab that killed the group of
hamsters. Team of researchers used a contagious

465
00:39:37.960 --> 00:39:43.679
disease of livestock and added a protein
found in ebola, which allows the virus

466
00:39:43.679 --> 00:39:45.760
to infect cells and spread throughout the
human body. Yay, let's play with

467
00:39:45.800 --> 00:39:51.079
that. The group of hamsters that
received the lethal injection developed severe systemic diseases

468
00:39:51.079 --> 00:39:55.800
similar to those observed in human ebola
patients, including multi organ failure. One

469
00:39:55.840 --> 00:40:00.480
particularly horrific symptom saw the infected hamsters
well up secretions in their eyes, which

470
00:40:00.480 --> 00:40:06.880
impaired their vision and scabbed over the
surface of the eyeballs. While the experiment

471
00:40:06.960 --> 00:40:09.440
may spark fears of another lab leak, the researchers say their goal was to

472
00:40:09.480 --> 00:40:15.440
find the right animal models that can
safely mimic ebola symptoms in a lab setting,

473
00:40:15.239 --> 00:40:20.400
so then they could find ways to
treat it. Oh, goscha,

474
00:40:22.280 --> 00:40:30.400
So did anyone have ebola hamsters on
their Apocalypse Bingo card? I did not.

475
00:40:31.920 --> 00:40:40.199
I didn't know we got Apocalypse Bingo
cards. They're constantly changing. No

476
00:40:40.239 --> 00:40:45.800
one's gonna yell bingo at any point. Oh, eventually we will yell Bingo.

477
00:40:46.119 --> 00:40:52.280
That's gonna be the name of the
disease. I got it now,

478
00:40:52.320 --> 00:41:00.519
that'll be the end of the movie
Bingo the planet totally just sidebar. I'll

479
00:41:00.559 --> 00:41:05.360
seen the video where it asked the
question, is that song about the farmer

480
00:41:05.440 --> 00:41:13.000
or the dog? Let's say that
again. It was a farmer who had

481
00:41:13.000 --> 00:41:16.320
a dog. That was his name? Is that about the farmer or the

482
00:41:16.360 --> 00:41:22.920
dog? I didn't even think about
that, good question. Yeah, who

483
00:41:22.000 --> 00:41:24.719
is he talking? All right,
let's stop doing, let's stop what we're

484
00:41:24.719 --> 00:41:30.079
doing. Let's analyze this. Give
it to us again, Trey. There

485
00:41:30.239 --> 00:41:32.920
was a farmer who had a dog. Bingo was his name, O b

486
00:41:34.559 --> 00:41:38.760
in gio in gio. So the
question is who's named Bingo, the farmer

487
00:41:38.840 --> 00:41:42.760
or the dog? How to go
with the farmer? I like it,

488
00:41:43.239 --> 00:41:45.000
all right, It's been it's been
a minute since I've diagrammed a sentence,

489
00:41:45.199 --> 00:41:54.480
but I think I think I can
knock a little bit of rust off.

490
00:41:55.039 --> 00:41:58.920
All right, give me the lyrics
one more time, Trey. There was

491
00:41:58.960 --> 00:42:07.079
a farmer dogs a farmer who had
a dog, and Bingo was his name.

492
00:42:07.400 --> 00:42:15.679
Oh oh, there was a farmer
who had a dog and Bingo was

493
00:42:15.719 --> 00:42:22.280
his name. Of missus Canard from
my ninth grade English class would be so

494
00:42:22.320 --> 00:42:29.920
happy that I'm applying things. She
taught me this many years later. And

495
00:42:30.159 --> 00:42:37.199
Bingo was his Bingo is the name
of the farmer. Based on that sentence

496
00:42:37.239 --> 00:42:39.639
structure, Bingo is the name of
the farmer. How does the rest of

497
00:42:39.679 --> 00:42:43.079
the song go? Does he give
any other clues? I don't remember.

498
00:42:44.119 --> 00:42:45.280
I don't think so. I mean, it's just but how do you know?

499
00:42:45.320 --> 00:42:51.159
I mean, why mentioned the dog? It was a farmer named Bingo

500
00:42:51.559 --> 00:42:52.960
dog. But no, it says
there was a farmer who had a dog,

501
00:42:53.400 --> 00:43:00.960
Bingo was his name. Oh damn
it. There you go back.

502
00:43:02.159 --> 00:43:06.039
There was a farmer who had a
dog and Bingo was his name. O.

503
00:43:06.760 --> 00:43:09.519
There was a farmer had a dog? Now not and just was a

504
00:43:09.559 --> 00:43:15.800
farmer had a dog? Bingo was
his name? Oh well, this may

505
00:43:15.880 --> 00:43:22.920
be honestly one of the stupidest investigations
we've ever carried out. And that's saying

506
00:43:22.039 --> 00:43:34.760
something for in here farmer dog song
lyrics? Did you actually the lyric was

507
00:43:34.920 --> 00:43:42.199
there was a farmer had a dog
and Bingo was his name. And then

508
00:43:42.199 --> 00:43:45.079
that's it b I g O b
I g O and Bingo was his name?

509
00:43:46.679 --> 00:43:51.519
Lyrics me click on there, Okay, there was a farmer had a

510
00:43:51.599 --> 00:43:54.119
dog and Bingo was his name.
Of b I N G O and Bingo

511
00:43:54.239 --> 00:44:02.880
there a dog. There's no there's
no commas. Jesus one three four,

512
00:44:04.800 --> 00:44:14.360
five, six. There are seven
verses of this song and they're all exactly

513
00:44:14.480 --> 00:44:22.880
the same. Yes, was this
song written by Luke Bryan. There was

514
00:44:22.960 --> 00:44:28.920
a farmer had a dog, Bingo
was his name? O B I N

515
00:44:29.000 --> 00:44:30.360
G O. And then then you
just do that six more times and you

516
00:44:30.400 --> 00:44:39.199
got yourself a hit song. E
I in g O. My record label

517
00:44:39.320 --> 00:44:45.119
thinks I'm stealing from them. Oh, I would just say when you when

518
00:44:45.159 --> 00:44:46.719
you asked that question, I was
like, he's not bright enough to write

519
00:44:46.719 --> 00:44:55.840
this song. This is too complex
for Luke Luke Bright's song. Well,

520
00:44:55.920 --> 00:45:00.239
yeah, that that that that could
be because there is a lot of spelling

521
00:45:00.280 --> 00:45:07.599
involved here. Well, I'm gonna
let the Internet answer this for us to

522
00:45:07.599 --> 00:45:10.039
see what answer we get. When
it says because there's a thing that pops

523
00:45:10.119 --> 00:45:15.119
up, people also ask is Bingo
the song about a dog or farmer m

524
00:45:15.280 --> 00:45:21.760
h, and this says the song
children's song, folk song about a farmer's

525
00:45:21.800 --> 00:45:27.960
dog. Bingo is an English language
children's song and folk song about a farmer's

526
00:45:27.960 --> 00:45:30.400
dog. Additional verses sung by omitting
the first letter song in the previous verse.

527
00:45:30.440 --> 00:45:35.760
Blah blah blah blah blah. But
you believe the Internet, you believe

528
00:45:35.760 --> 00:45:40.480
the Internet to tell you the truth
sometimes. Hmm okay, gotcha. Hey,

529
00:45:40.480 --> 00:45:43.719
if it's good enough for Aaron Rodgers, it's good enough for me.

530
00:45:52.039 --> 00:45:59.840
Yeah, well play Ebola hamsters are
now something we have to think about.

531
00:46:00.239 --> 00:46:07.199
Just just keep that in mind as
you go about your day. One other

532
00:46:07.280 --> 00:46:15.880
story that I need to mention before
we take off for the weekend. Do

533
00:46:15.920 --> 00:46:21.280
you guys remember the movie Back to
School with Rodney Dangerfield. Yes, well

534
00:46:22.440 --> 00:46:28.159
I guess. I guess that movie
finally made the rounds through the forest because

535
00:46:29.400 --> 00:46:35.880
I got to report this last week
about a menacing looking bigfoot prompting a school

536
00:46:35.920 --> 00:46:49.800
lockdown in Ohio. Yes, yes, I can't really make this up that

537
00:46:50.000 --> 00:46:57.679
it's not real. It's not.
Well, the story's real. Bigfoot's not

538
00:46:57.719 --> 00:47:04.280
real. In this case, Bigfoot
is not real. I will give you

539
00:47:04.320 --> 00:47:07.119
that raj. In this case,
it is not a real Bigfoot. A

540
00:47:07.159 --> 00:47:15.000
menacing looking bigfoot prompted a school locked
down in Ohio. The costumed person parked

541
00:47:15.000 --> 00:47:17.280
in a school parking lot, walked
across campus and looked in windows, ran

542
00:47:17.360 --> 00:47:23.559
past windows, and eventually, as
it drove away from campus, was pulled

543
00:47:23.599 --> 00:47:30.239
over by the school's resource officer and
detained and that's when I assume that Scooby

544
00:47:30.280 --> 00:47:34.800
Doo and his friends in the Mystery
Machine showed up, pulled the mask off

545
00:47:34.840 --> 00:47:39.079
the Bigfoot, and unveiled the parent
who was attempting some type of prom prank

546
00:47:39.400 --> 00:47:45.840
at an elementary school dressed in a
Bigfoot costume. So let me see,

547
00:47:46.559 --> 00:47:53.519
there was a parent that was doing
a prom prank, Yes, at an

548
00:47:53.519 --> 00:48:00.159
elementary school. Yes, dressed as
Bigfoot. Don't I don't understand, Like

549
00:48:00.239 --> 00:48:04.400
all of that combined doesn't make sense
to me. Oh, I agree,

550
00:48:06.800 --> 00:48:09.320
it doesn't make sense to the police
either, like like they even they they

551
00:48:09.360 --> 00:48:14.360
sent it to the prosecutor's office for
review because even they didn't know, Like,

552
00:48:14.440 --> 00:48:17.199
well, I don't know if he
did anything illegal or not. He's

553
00:48:17.199 --> 00:48:23.880
just some parent running around in a
Sasquatch suit. Yeah, I think that's

554
00:48:23.920 --> 00:48:25.760
kind of funny, though, I
mean, good for him. That's a

555
00:48:25.880 --> 00:48:29.159
that's a that's a good that's a
parent with a good sense of humor.

556
00:48:29.639 --> 00:48:32.920
I like that. I'm sure the
prosecutor was like, why did we get

557
00:48:32.960 --> 00:48:43.400
a Florida case? Did they just
move from Saint Petersburg. They moved.

558
00:48:43.400 --> 00:48:46.239
They moved to Lorain, Ohio from
Saint Petersburg. Florida, and clearly they

559
00:48:46.239 --> 00:48:52.559
brought their Halloween costumes with them.
They got the Miami's confused, didn't they.

560
00:48:57.880 --> 00:49:00.000
Well that's where it would probably help. If you're going to drive around,

561
00:49:00.519 --> 00:49:05.280
you probably shouldn't keep the sasquatch mask
on your face, so you know

562
00:49:05.400 --> 00:49:09.920
to turn right to Miami, Florida
and not accidentally turn left to Miami,

563
00:49:09.960 --> 00:49:19.920
Ohio. Can we can we call? Can we just call the police interview

564
00:49:20.000 --> 00:49:22.800
the police officer that this guy over, Like, that's all I want to

565
00:49:22.880 --> 00:49:25.320
That's all I want to see.
It's like, yeah, I want to

566
00:49:25.320 --> 00:49:28.639
see the body cam because you know
the guys said, he's like, I

567
00:49:28.639 --> 00:49:30.840
would have gotten away with it two
if it hadn't been every damn kids.

568
00:49:36.519 --> 00:49:38.280
That's why you can't even open the
opening sentence. Can't be Do you know

569
00:49:38.320 --> 00:49:45.280
why I pulled you over? It
was just you know why I pulled you

570
00:49:45.320 --> 00:49:50.840
over? Yeah, but it would
make for a hell of a hell of

571
00:49:50.840 --> 00:49:54.119
a scene. If you're in a
car driving past and you see the officer

572
00:49:54.280 --> 00:50:04.000
padding down bigfoot on the side of
the road, Look the golly finally at

573
00:50:04.199 --> 00:50:09.639
waddling up for the cavity search.
I finally got him, and he drives

574
00:50:09.639 --> 00:50:19.320
a Camri. Damn, there're spacious. Yeah the whole time. It's an

575
00:50:19.320 --> 00:50:29.719
ad for a Toyota camera. All
right, I think I've maxed out on

576
00:50:29.800 --> 00:50:34.360
my Stupid for the day. Oh
god. All right, thanks for hanging

577
00:50:34.360 --> 00:50:37.679
out with Inside the Treehouse today.
We appreciate it. Be sure to check

578
00:50:37.679 --> 00:50:42.920
out the show on Monday as well, with a very cool announcement from Inside

579
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580
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582
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583
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