April 5, 2024

It's Fridayyyy #31-A Murder In The Treehouse

It's Fridayyyy #31-A Murder In The Treehouse

This week, we have a shocking story to tell you about a murder that took place in the treehouse and the exclusive 911 call auidio. But first, BIRTHDAYS!

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This week, we have a shocking story to tell you about a murder that took place in the treehouse and the exclusive 911 call auidio. But first, BIRTHDAYS!

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It is time to leave your worries
outside and join us inside the treehouse along

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with Trey Trenholm and Raj Sharma.
I'm Daniel Mallin. It's a very tragic

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frid Day in the Treehouse because today
we have to report a murder inside the

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treehouse. What I know, I
know, it's very very sad, very

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shocking really for all of us.
And but it's something that you know,

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it's what you have to do sometimes
well as journalists, I mean as Yeah,

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we play fast and loose with that
label, doesn't doesn't everyone these days?

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Yes, reporters of the reporters of
the air quotes news mm hmm.

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Okay, there we go. Yeah. See, that's that's actually where some

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journalistic integrity comes into play. It's
like, yes, we're saying we're reporters

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of the news, but we're also
we have the you know, the the

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integrity to put the quotes around the
word news. Yeah, but but not

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reporter or journalists. Okay, I
mean anyone technically, anybody can be a

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reporter, right Like, yeah,
because we're not. We're not. We're

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not indicting our credibility as journalists.
Just the news, yeah, that we're

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reporting on it. Yeah, we
don't have sources. You don't want to

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know about ours. Our sources are
not credible. Oh, we have sources,

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but different ones say for various different
things, but not news. So,

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yes, today is Friday, April
fifth. Yeah, April fifth,

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twenty twenty four. We do today
have to report a murder. But first

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birthdays. We're all about the priorities
in here. Well, it's irony,

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right, murder the birthday. Absolutely, Before you can truly feel sorry for

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the person who's been murdered, you
need to, you know, appreciate that

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life is special and that this individual
that we have to report the murder on

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will no longer be celebrating birthdays.
So dude, let's not waste any more

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time. Birthdays today, April fifth, twenty twenty four. Actress Lily James

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is thirty five. She is Disney's
live action Cinderella. I know that Trey

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has seen that many many times.
She was also Lady Rose Aldridge on Dalton

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Abbey, and I also saw her
as Elizabeth Bennett and Pride and Prejudice and

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Zombies. Yes, of all those
movies that I just mentioned, Pride and

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Prejudice and Zombies is the one that
I've seen that's one movie. Yes,

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from the same it's from the same
people that did Abraham Lincoln, Ghost Vampire

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Empire Hunter, get it right?
Yes? Yeah, Oh sorry, I

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didn't. I don't watch this.
My apologies for taking you know. I

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didn't. I wasn't aware that they
had mixed the literary classic with zombies.

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Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
no, they've done that and not so.

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Not only have I seen that movie, I've also seen Abraham Lincoln Vampire

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Hunter. So they sucked me into
that. Sorry, gosh, they must.

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Hollywood just makes movies. He's for
you what it seems like. Yeah,

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whenever, whenever you're mad at Hollywood
for pumping out all sorts of stuff

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that you're just just like, I
don't want to see that. I do.

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I'm the one who's lined up outside
like the Mervin's Ladies open open.

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I don't even think you're lined up. I think there's like the like the

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like the bat phone, but they
just have the the O'Malley phone. And

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when a Hollywood exactly like, hey, we're out of ideas, what can

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we put together? And they're like, you know what, Oliver Twist the

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Werewolf and they're like, you know
what, get Dan on the phone,

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see if you'll Hey Dan, we
got Oliver Twist Werewolf coming out and Dan's

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like, I'll I would pay for
that. They're like, make that movie,

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Dan, I'll watch it. That's
how that's actually a good one.

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So next time my my emergency phone
rings from Hollywood saying what do we need?

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Say you need an an English orphan
and werewolf? Werewolf in London?

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Yeah, how about little Women?
The Purge Pray? The look in your

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eyes just now was very disturbing.
Also, I watched that. That sounds

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like a lot of fun. Come
on a bunch of a little bunch of

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little women with guns just killing people. That would be entertaining. That.

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Yeah, little women make corpses and
making a period and making a period movie

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and just give them muskets instead of
or that one too. I understood,

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Yeah, I got it. Yeah, I heard it when I said it,

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I heard what I said. You
know what, I don't care that

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it was an accident. I'm proud
of you. Thank you, buddy,

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You're welcome. Also, Lily James, I have not seen the series,

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but I saw a couple of clips
and saw lots of photos from the show

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on Hulu. She played Pamela Anderson
in the Pam and Tommy mini series and

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she and is it Sebastian stand the
guy that plays Winter Soldier in the Marvel

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movies. He played Tommy Lee Thank
You, and they both looked phenomenal,

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like there was a recreation of a
photo that Pam and Tommy had and then

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they had one on set for the
promo stuff, and it was really really

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excellent looking as far as how closely
they were, how closely they resembled Pam

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and Tommy. Gotcha. So Happy
birthday, Lily James. She is thirty

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five today, speaking of Marvel stuff
and Winter Soldier. Hayley Atwell, who

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played Peggy Carter in Captain America and
Agent Carter, She is forty two today.

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Actor Sterling K. Brown from This
Is Us is forty eight. He

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was also Killmonger's dad in Black Panther, So another Marvel connection. At some

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point, everyone's going to have a
role in a Marvel movie. It's just

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I think inevitable, and it's just
it's sort of just a matter of which

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role you get, or if you're
in the case of someone like Chris Evans,

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you get two yeah, and are
one of our other favorite as in

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the Treehouse, Marshmallow al Lei.
He's getting two characters in the Marvel universe

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now. Granted one was on TV
and Luke Cage and he died and now

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they're bringing him back as Blade.
So my point is, if you're in

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Hollywood long enough and you're successful enough, you'll end up in a Marvel project.

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Yeah, and Farrell or sorry,
it's it's probably Farrell. He's fifty

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one and a little feral, just
wild, that just got quite faste.

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No, Farrell's fifty one, that's
what I hear. He was with the

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Neptunes. I think they were a
gang. I think they were a street

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gang. But he's done well for
himself. He's really made a cut,

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solid comeback. Yeah, that's Pharrell. Yeah, he's a very talented music

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prodition, currently embroiled in a bitter
battle with his former co producer over the

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name the Neptunes. Yeap, that
seems like name that you'd have a difficult

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time copywriting because I feel like there's
an entire planet that could so that could

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basically one up everybody. Yeah,
but if it could speak for itself,

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we have bigger problems. Well said
If Neptune shut up in court to Battle

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the Battle its name that that's another
movie you'd probably watch. Oh, it

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absolutely is. I love disaster movies
Two Versus Neptune. Yeah, No,

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disaster movies are among my favorite.
I think I've told you this before.

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I love disaster movies because I like
rooting for the disaster because most of humanity

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sucks. Pharrell and the other Guy
versus Neptune and Lily James is Neptune.

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They really really solid actress. Lots
of Trey. Did you, Trey,

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you watched Baywatch when you were younger? Right? Yeah, Roger did watch

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bay Watch? Or did your parents
be like no, no, no,

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no, no, no, no
Bikini Clyde women on our TV. No.

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I just was like, I don't. I'm good with not watching anything

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with David Hasselhoff. I think that
was just my own artistic choice. So

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I was like, I'm good.
You didn't watch night Rider. Oh that's

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what I drew the line, right. I was like, Okay, I

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mean, I mean, isn't it
that is the line? I mean,

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it's night Rider and then it's all
the shit he did after. Yeah,

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that's exactly right. So I'm like, I didn't watch any of the shit

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he did after, but I didn't
watch. I didn't watch. I watched

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night Rider for the talking Car.
I don't know about you guys, but

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I was like, oh, I
want a kit. And then we had

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a guy in the neighborhood that like, I don't know how he did it

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because it was before I think you
could find the kit, but he had

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like, uh, he had the
black transam or whatever it was, and

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he had the red light that went
back and forth. Yeah. All it

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was is you you you got a
black transam and you just cut a rectangle

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out of the front bumper and just
stick in that good old fashioned, classic

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red digital alarm clock. Oh is
that what it was? Okay, Well,

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well he did that and I was
like, oh my god. That

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man. That was like the Saxy
version of night Rider. That was the

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Miscape version, the Balk Springs version
of the night Writer. Also, so

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I mentioned Baywatch because on the later
seasons an actress named Krista Allen. She

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was one of the bay Watch lifeguards. She's fifty three today and last birthday

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today. Before we jump into reporting
the murder inside the Treehouse, Christopher Kid

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read he turns sixty today from Kidn't
Play The House Party movies, and he's

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also a stand up comedian. We
had him on the radio show a handful

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of years ago. He's a good
friend of mine. We actually from living

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out in LA got to be friends. We would run into each other at

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the airport, and it happened so
many times, like him flying out to

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a different city and same with me
that we're just like so where you had.

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It was like when Virgin first kicked
off their airline, so they were

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giving away like great flights. The
airline itself was amazing, but the price

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of the flights was really cheap,
so a bunch of comics just jumped over

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from American a Delta. But I
would run into him all the time,

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and then randomly one day I saw
I'm at the at a bar in West

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Hollywood, and at the end,
I was like, dude, I'm like,

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this is just one of those surreal
moments as a kid, because I

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watched my buddy Marlon made me watch
House Party, and I was like,

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all right, this is kind of
cool. Uh yeah, and uh and

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then that little out of body thing
where he's like, hey man, do

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you mind give me a ride home? And I'm like, oh, this

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is about to be weird, like
we're now, You're now I'm just not

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seeing you out and about. You're
in my car. Yeah. So I

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just called my buddy Marlin the next
day. I was like, you will

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not believe who I give a ride
home too? And he's like, who's

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that kid read? And he's like, is where Marlin is? Just yeah,

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go ahead, you say something like
it got to be home by Pop

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Scurfew. But but I was just
like, I dropped kid off. The

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next day. I was just joked
about it and Marlon. It's just a

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real he lives and he's a teacher
out in Houston. I was like,

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Marlon, you don't believe for I
give it right to les. He goes

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who could read? He goes,
Man, he doesn't have money for uber.

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I was like, Okay, that's
not that's not nice. Like I

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was going for. I think he
does now because he's he's in the next

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phase of his career that many performers
reach, which is the insurance commercial.

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Yeah, he's in the insurance commercial
stage of his career. Yeah, and

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those make really really good money,
like the National they're great commercials. I'm

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not faulting him for it. I'm
just serious it's like it really seems to

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be, whether you're an actor,
a musician, whatever it is, there's

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a stage in your career that some
some people hit, some people never get

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it. Yeah. So, and
he's also people also don't know. He's

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a very good DJ. He's also
a producer. But he the theme song

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for Real Time with Bill Maher like
kid Read did the theme song for that.

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So he gets paid every year that
Bill Moore uses that. And he's

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a great comic and he's a phenomenal
guy. So happy birthday, Kid.

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I'll make sure your message him today. Happy birthday to Christopher kid Read from

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all of us inside the Treehouse.
Now it is time to report on something

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serious. In the previous episode of
the Treehouse, there was a murder h

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and I'm not sure if everyone truly
witnessed it. So let's go back,

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shall we. Okay, let's go
back. Hang on, I canna find

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it. Give me one brief moment. Mm hmmmmmm mmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmm. Let's go

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back one brief moment to the other
day, the previous episode of the Treehouse

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where we were discussing the eclipse that
is going to happen on Monday, and

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we were talking about WFAA meteorologist Muriel
Ruiz talking to everyone like we're children,

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explaining how what clipses work. And
then this happened. She's doing this because

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most people don't understand this stuff and
they need to be spoken to like they're

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seven years old. So this is
actually, I think, a good thing,

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so everyone can understand what's going to
happen. Of course, the married

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man says that, and that's when
I died. I know, it seems

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odd to have to report your own
murder, but that's what happened. I

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felt it. And then as I'm
editing the show in post production, I

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got to witness my own murder,
and that's when I realized that it must

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be reported. So not only was
there a murder inside the treehouse on our

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previous episode, but there's also a
nine to one one call reporting it ninety

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one one. What's your emergency,
Hi, I'd like to report a murder.

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Oh my goodness, that's terrible.
I know. Why would you say

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you like to report a murder?
Are you some sort of sick Oh?

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Wait, what I'd like to report
a murder? Who says that? Is

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that what you mean? Or do
you need to report a murder. Okay,

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I guess I need to report a
murder. Okay, good, that's

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more like it now that I know
what you mean. Where are you right

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now in my treehouse? Is the
victim there too? Oh? Yeah,

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okay? Is the victim male or
female? Please don't ask me political questions?

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Oh right, Sorry, we're all
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one victim or multiple? Just one? And your share? It's dead?

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Did you check for a pulse?
Oh, he's dead. Okay, I'm

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sending emergency services to your location.
Did you see the murder? I did.

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It was brutal. Can you tell
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friends and I were having your conversation
about the eclips and my friend Trey said

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something really mean to me about being
married, and it was so mean it

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killed me. Wait it killed you? Yes? I saw my soul leave

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my body. Sir, that's not
possible. You're not dead. You're on

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the phone with me. You must
be disoriented from the attack. Did he

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shoot? Uh? I always forget
to mention this. When we receive these

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nine to one one calls from dispatch, we'll call it. Uh. They

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always make sure to disguise the voice
of the person calling nine one one to

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protect their anonymity. Wait, it
killed you? Yes, I saw my

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soul, my body. Sir,
that's not possible. You're not dead.

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You're on the phone with me.
You must be disoriented from the attack.

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Did he shoot you no? Did
he stab you no? Did he strangle

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you? Did he rip your still
beating heard from your chest with his bare

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hands like I'm gonna do if you
don't start making some goddamn sense. Emotionally

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yes, okay, so you're emotionally
dead but physically alive. No, you

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got it? You fucking people.
You can't call nine one one because your

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friend hurt your feelings. But really, line is for real emergencies. If

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you want emotional support, get at
Chihuahua. Well, I feel bad for

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that, bitch. I've got to
go. You have to help me.

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The murder is still here. The
man that emotionally killed you was in the

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treehouse with you. Put him on
the phone. Please, Hi, I'd

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like to report a murder please mm
hmm, very serious? You're all laughing.

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I'm sorry because I deal with the
tragedy in humor. That's do we

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guys see the other day I posted
it from our at Treehouse on Air account

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on Facebook and Instagram the man in
Oregon who almost got cut in half by

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a runaway saw blade. Yeah,
yes, whoo. That that has stayed

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with me And that's just me seeing
the story and following it. I can't

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imagine being Shane Rimkey, the man
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trying to imagine what must have been
going through his mind after because it

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actually happened to him. And I'm
that I think I've watched the video of

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him walking into the into the convenience
store, beer story, liquor store or

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whatever thirty times, and I've counted
as soon as as soon as he gets

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both feet in the store, it's
three seconds three seconds when that runaway concrete

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saw blade barrels into the storefront.
Wow, that was wild. My first

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question was, certainly somebody from Osha
has got to look at that and go,

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hmmm, might need to pay them
a visit because I helped. That's

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what the memo says when they when
they give notice to the company. It's

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just from Osha letterhead, body,
m and the emoji like just looking with

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the monocle. It's like just jumping
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Boeing? I believe? And in
other news, Boeing for some reason

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started attaching concrete saws to their planes, you know, doors, concrete saws,

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whatever, as long as it sticks. Yeah, the uh let's what

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Let's watch this uh together again,
shall we? This is from k EASYI

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channel nine in Oregon, I believe. So this is the responding reporting team

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checking in and telling the story about
the runaways saw Blade and Shane Rimkey in

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Oregon Shane Remkey is still shaking just
thinking about how he narrowly escaped death on

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Thursday. He walked through the door
foot concrete saw blade came flying from me

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near by construction site, slamming into
the wall of this liquor store, just

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seconds after Ringkey had just walked in. So I was walking into the store

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here, put my handle on the
door, and I heard a loud bang

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and yelling over here at the corner, just as a cloud of smoke pops

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up, and I see a guy
fall into the ditch and a four foot

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play hurling at me as I walking
through the doorway. A traffic contractor who

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witnessed the incident's as a loose bolt
and possible operator error may have caused the

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giant soplely to come loose and spin
away at high speeds straight for the liquor

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store. Oh my god, cheers
all night. Yeah, it was.

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It was touched by I was.
I was shaking in the story. It

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gets me a little bit and ready
to talk store over. What is?

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Does anybody want to call out?
They's just hammered, wouldn't you be?

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I think I would either. Yeah. It would be one of those things

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where I just start drinking and buying
lottery tickets, or I started going to

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church because somebody tried to send me
a message maturity. At the liquor store.

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It's going to be walking into a
church. It's gonna be a certain

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number of feet from the church,
so you can't if you're already there.

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Not in every city, not in
not in not in every municipality. Some

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places don't care. In some places
you can have the church inside the liquor

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store. Yeah, that'd be exactly
lois. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

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In the shade this case, when
you go into the liquor store and the

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four foot concrete saw blade damn near
follows you in. Yeah, and you

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survive. Not only do you start
drinking right then and there, but you

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also buy a powerball ticket. And
then you hope that they sell pants that

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you can put that powerball ticket into, because there's no way those things would

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have been cleaned after that saw blade
came after him. I don't know,

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I'm polite. I might have held
the door open for it. You for

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a saw blade. I mean,
you had the time. If you think

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about it, it was less than
three seconds. So if it would have

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just waited, he could just held
the door open. But yeah that if

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you walk into the liquor store from
then on you should get free something.

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But they should give you a free
bottle of something. Nothing great, like

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he doesn't look like he's going high
end on his booths, but maybe something

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like a well vodka or whatever that
guy drinks. I don't know if they

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mentioned the time of day. Let
me back this up a little bit.

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I'm curious to see if they mention
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Yeah, this is the reporter from
k e Z I nine night here just

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inches from the door, seconds after
somebody had just walked in. I mean,

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obviously it wasn't my time. Probably
the closest I've ever experienced it.

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Shane Remkey is still shaking just thinking
about how he narrowly escaped death on Thursday

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after a four foot concrete sap blade
came flying from a nearby construction site,

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slamming into the wall of this liquor
store. You know, it's also amazing

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about this is all the things that
had to line up for this saw blade

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to make it to that store,
because you see, it managed to go

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in between two parking spot curbs and
pop the actual curb of the store and

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then slam in just a few inches
to the right of the actual glass door.

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Yeah, I mean there's a lot. I mean, if you look,

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I mean there's a lot of things
that have to happened that at that

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moment, like everything leading up to
that moment, like the saw being in

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the same location, like him losing
his job, or his wife leaving him,

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whatever it took for him to be
going into the store at lunch for

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liquor, like all of those things. Like Haddy had a job, he

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wouldn't have been there that day,
but apparently Shane, as he is,

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was let go. And you know
what, for all we know Shane had

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a has a job. It's just
that it's so stressful he needs to off

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little steam at lunch. Or he
works at the vape shop next door.

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Actually in the video here you can
see it's a floral shop next door,

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but maybe next to that is the
vape shop. Yeah, can we pan

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out to see the floral store's emblem? Isn't just a big weed leaf?

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Is that what we're looking at?
Well? The part I have the sign

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that I can see it does say
rhythm and blooms. Oh yeah, that's

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a that's a head shop. That's
what that is. I mean, sure

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you can buy flowers, but you
can also probably buy a dan do seconds

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after ring Key had just walked in. So I was walking into the store

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here, put my handle on the
door, and I heard a loud bang

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and yelling over here at the corner. You know what, you're right,

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rise. Not only does he sound
drunk, he sounds a little high.

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Keep going because there's one part where
I don't understand anything, he says.

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And I heard it a loud bang
and yelling over here at the corner,

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just as a cloud of smoke pops
up and I see a guy fall into

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the ditch and a four foot play
hurling at me as I'm walking through the

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door with A traffic contractor who witnessed
the incident says a loose bolt and possible

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operator error may have caused the giant
sopley to come loose and spin away at

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high speeds, straight for the liquor
store. Oh my god, I'm cheers

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all night, like, yeah it
was it was touched by I was did

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he say tetrifying? Yes? All
right, hang on, let me see

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straight for the liquor store. Oh
my god, I'm teers all night like,

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Yeah, it was, it was
touched by you did say he tetrified,

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It was tertrifying. That's a combination
of petrifying and terrifying. I think

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that's how that thirteen year old kid
felt when he beat Tetris. He said,

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I'm tetrified. So this is my
spirit animal, Shane. Keep going,

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Roger. You know how you mentioned
that whatever had happened in Shane's live

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to be able to go to the
store at this time of day during a

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workday, uh, to get some
booze, and you mentioned not having a

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wife. Yeah, listen to this. Can wait, wait, wait,

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can we stop one second? Just
look at his T shirt or sweatshirt.

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It looks to be a lion with
a crown some type of a halo or

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son over it, and the lion
seems to be holding a bottle, a

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bottle. I think it's a record
with a heart in the middle. I

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think it's a bottle. I think
a bottle of vodka on the Maybe you're

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right, Mane, that is a
record all right on the back of just

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as former King of the Jungle.
He owns the last sound warehouse. Now,

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kids, for those of you who
don't know, before there was Blockbuster.

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There was a place called sound Warehouse. You bought records there and tapes

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and they had it all man.
Did sound Warehouse even make it to CDs?

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They did, Yeah, yeah they
did. They had to change the

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banner where it said uh uh vinyl, uh, stereo, cassette and CDs.

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I remember that. That's pretty cool. Let's go back to hearing Shane.

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Yeah, revisit the emotional trauma of
being hunted by a concrete so blade

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it was touched by I was,
I was shaking in the story. It

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took me a little bit ready to
talk. Store owner one would argue,

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you still can't, okay, I
heard my I heard my Indian person.

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I heard my Indian person name Graywall
and his mother are seen here behind the

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counter when they hear a loud noise. Gray Wall can see the blade on

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security camera fly towards his store.
All I heard was like a metal rolling

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down from the street, and they
looked at the camera. It was just

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wind, and all of a sudden
we heard a loud bang, like get

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choked the litterally the whole store.
Just for some highth comparison here, I'm

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about five foot nine. You could
see it right here. With the top

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of the blade is would have been
right here at the beginning of my torso

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the blade Greywall says embedded nearly two
feet deep into the wall of his store.

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You know what's great about this,
this is some phenomenal free advertising for

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00:32:45.279 --> 00:32:50.920
Red Bull because usually their ads say
red Bull will give you wings. But

399
00:32:51.119 --> 00:32:57.400
this blade almost gave Shane wings.
And so in this case, the Red

400
00:32:57.480 --> 00:33:00.920
Bull actually might have saved Shane because
if that Red Bull cooler is not on

401
00:33:01.000 --> 00:33:05.000
the other side of that doorframe,
that thing may have gone all the way

402
00:33:05.079 --> 00:33:08.279
through. And it's a good plug
also for their rival, Celsius, because

403
00:33:08.359 --> 00:33:10.960
when the reporting starts off, I
don't know if you guys see the weird

404
00:33:12.039 --> 00:33:16.319
duck in the background, and that's
the report for that's the that's the Celsius

405
00:33:16.440 --> 00:33:20.400
logo. Well, that part of
the Celsius logo is just where it says

406
00:33:20.519 --> 00:33:25.759
Celsius. Yeah, the duck logo
is for Oregon University. I think it

407
00:33:25.839 --> 00:33:30.279
was. Yeah, that's their like
the official drink of the organ Ducks.

408
00:33:30.039 --> 00:33:32.720
Yeah. For the record, I'm
a I'm a big fan of Celsius and

409
00:33:32.920 --> 00:33:38.960
Celsius I like to sponsor Treehouse podcast. We can make that happen. Yeah,

410
00:33:38.960 --> 00:33:43.920
apparently everybody I know likes the Celsius. I love Celsius. It's good

411
00:33:44.079 --> 00:33:46.599
I drink to a day on work
days. Wow. Okay, see,

412
00:33:46.680 --> 00:33:50.799
it may not be a coincidence that
saw blade was going after the red bull.

413
00:33:50.880 --> 00:33:54.079
It didn't mess with the Celsius.
Just look at you where it's coming

414
00:33:54.079 --> 00:33:58.559
from. You're just looking to see
an angry duck kind of duck away into

415
00:33:58.599 --> 00:34:02.519
an alley. Isn't one who threw
it as hard as he could. He

416
00:34:02.640 --> 00:34:07.679
says it took three men to remove
the massive blade. A contracted traffic worker

417
00:34:07.760 --> 00:34:14.400
tells me off camera, Northwest Natural
Gas and two other contractors Bricks Paving Northwest

418
00:34:14.599 --> 00:34:19.119
and Integrity Traffic, are in the
area working on a leaky gas valve near

419
00:34:19.199 --> 00:34:22.480
a sidewalk. So I think this
is a good time to mention, uh,

420
00:34:24.639 --> 00:34:32.559
our natural resources. Of all the
resources that I hear about, when

421
00:34:32.599 --> 00:34:37.840
it comes to dangerous things happening,
it's almost always involving natural gas. Yeah.

422
00:34:38.079 --> 00:34:42.760
Coal. You know, if you're
in a coal mine, that's dangerous

423
00:34:42.840 --> 00:34:46.000
on its own numerous you know,
thousands of deaths have happened over the years

424
00:34:46.079 --> 00:34:53.639
inside coal mines, Natural gas and
contractors banging on gas lines are dangerous for

425
00:34:53.880 --> 00:35:00.519
countless people have killed and maimed thousands
of people. I've you know, other

426
00:35:00.599 --> 00:35:06.239
than skin cancer, I haven't really
heard of anyone having an issue at a

427
00:35:06.360 --> 00:35:13.159
solar plant. Right, it's also
there a solar cell. You know,

428
00:35:13.719 --> 00:35:19.480
manufacturers, I don't think you are
using concrete saw blades near people. That's

429
00:35:19.559 --> 00:35:22.800
correct. And it's also one of
those things where they haven't still like posted

430
00:35:22.840 --> 00:35:28.039
where all of the natural gas like
lines are because they don't know, they

431
00:35:28.079 --> 00:35:30.440
throw them into ground and then if
someone forgets to write it down. It's

432
00:35:30.480 --> 00:35:35.039
what happens is when you have someone
like me is the person in charge of

433
00:35:35.119 --> 00:35:37.960
writing writing down where the gas lines
are, and then he forgets because he

434
00:35:38.880 --> 00:35:42.960
got a phone caller, got watched
a movie trailer walk through a doorway,

435
00:35:42.960 --> 00:35:45.760
and he forgot where it was,
and he's like, it's somewhere in here.

436
00:35:45.199 --> 00:35:50.679
But see also it was at the
time they were laid let's say forty

437
00:35:50.840 --> 00:35:54.400
fifty years ago. Yeah, there
was this notion of, well, hey,

438
00:35:55.840 --> 00:36:00.679
any utility crew that come along after, they're certainly going to look for

439
00:36:00.760 --> 00:36:05.039
a map and to see where the
gas lines are. That was their mistake

440
00:36:05.199 --> 00:36:08.639
is thinking that there there was intelligence
that was going to follow them. Yeah.

441
00:36:08.719 --> 00:36:13.840
I also had to think as a
guy who was suffered from Dan syndrome,

442
00:36:14.320 --> 00:36:17.320
and that's he was like, Uh, I got to bring the sam

443
00:36:17.400 --> 00:36:22.679
blade, the concrete blade. Damn
it was it? Righty lighty ready tidy,

444
00:36:22.800 --> 00:36:28.079
lefty Lucy. Who knows? I
think it's lefty tidy, righty Lucy.

445
00:36:28.159 --> 00:36:30.960
That's exactly right. Let's go.
They shut up to work that day.

446
00:36:31.280 --> 00:36:36.639
M y Wall says, there's already
shifting blame as to who's responsible for

447
00:36:36.800 --> 00:36:39.679
this close call. Northwest Natural so
was it was already here, so he

448
00:36:39.800 --> 00:36:44.639
said, we're not responsible. It's
a third body contract that's responsible for this.

449
00:36:44.880 --> 00:36:47.360
I reached out to Northwest Natural Gas. They say the incident was very

450
00:36:47.519 --> 00:36:52.559
unusual and they're glad no one got
hurt. They say a contractor at their

451
00:36:52.719 --> 00:36:58.239
site is responsible and they've removed that
contractor fromk while they review the incident.

452
00:36:58.519 --> 00:37:01.480
Remke says after video of the incident
went viral on social media, his kids

453
00:37:01.679 --> 00:37:06.480
rushed home to see him. They
all came to my house and hug me,

454
00:37:06.559 --> 00:37:15.880
and we had lots of guys and
because the exactly exactly I was right,

455
00:37:16.719 --> 00:37:24.079
you called it. So wait when
you work for the contractor and they

456
00:37:24.159 --> 00:37:29.920
go, hey, we got a
gas leak. I need you to operate

457
00:37:30.000 --> 00:37:32.920
that big saw. Don't make any
sparks though, because you know, I

458
00:37:34.000 --> 00:37:37.559
mean, did they beam the guy
down with a red shirt from the Enterprise.

459
00:37:39.239 --> 00:37:45.320
Yeah, don't give Ricky the concrete
saw. I've actually driven past road

460
00:37:45.400 --> 00:37:51.239
crews before doing construction on a highway
using one of these concrete saws, and

461
00:37:51.719 --> 00:37:57.000
that thing is terrifying to witness firsthand. I can't. I just seen the

462
00:37:57.079 --> 00:38:00.119
And maybe that's part of the reason
why this video has absolutely thrown me is

463
00:38:00.119 --> 00:38:02.280
because I've seen one of these in
action, and I've thought, my god,

464
00:38:02.360 --> 00:38:07.320
if that guy just wanted to go
absolutely crazy, no one can no

465
00:38:07.360 --> 00:38:10.119
one can stop him. And if
he wanted to go crazy on a car

466
00:38:10.239 --> 00:38:13.920
sitting in traffic, he could Where
are you gonna go? That thing will

467
00:38:13.960 --> 00:38:19.119
cut through the car. So this
guy, Shane Rimky, narrowly avoids getting

468
00:38:19.199 --> 00:38:24.639
hit by a rampant, runaway road
saw blade. Have you guys ever had

469
00:38:25.159 --> 00:38:35.800
a near death experience like this with
a saw blade? Any near death experience.

470
00:38:37.639 --> 00:38:40.599
I'm trying to think a near death
I mean I had. It was

471
00:38:40.639 --> 00:38:45.440
a car wreck in December that could
have been that that would count had that

472
00:38:45.519 --> 00:38:49.000
lady been going, you know,
a little bit faster, or maybe hit

473
00:38:49.119 --> 00:38:52.800
your vehicle rise with a slightly different
angle. You may not be sitting here

474
00:38:52.880 --> 00:38:57.920
right now. That is true.
Uh yeah, I mean there's also every

475
00:38:58.000 --> 00:39:01.400
time Trey talks to his mom,
that's a near death experience because he wishes

476
00:39:01.480 --> 00:39:07.519
for death. Yeah. I wish
for death for one of us, you

477
00:39:07.599 --> 00:39:10.039
know, And and a lot of
times it's either one I don't. I

478
00:39:10.199 --> 00:39:13.920
just want the situation to end.
Yeah, you'll take it, doesn't matter.

479
00:39:14.159 --> 00:39:19.519
Yeah, fifty fifty on so flip
a coin. Yeah if you said

480
00:39:19.559 --> 00:39:21.960
that now, and then you're got
you guys are gonna both die on the

481
00:39:22.079 --> 00:39:24.280
same day. And then you gotta
go up there and stand in line and

482
00:39:24.360 --> 00:39:27.679
wait. I don't know how it
works to get in heaven, but now

483
00:39:27.760 --> 00:39:31.840
you're just in line with your mom. I thought I had a few years

484
00:39:31.880 --> 00:39:35.679
to myself. Yeah, it turns
out God does have a sense of humor.

485
00:39:37.480 --> 00:39:39.159
Now, God would have had a
sense of humor had that guy been

486
00:39:39.239 --> 00:39:42.960
walking my the soam blade hits him, cuts him in half, and then

487
00:39:43.000 --> 00:39:45.360
he puts himself back together and just
like smoke, smoke bombs out of their

488
00:39:45.440 --> 00:39:51.320
greatest magician trick ever recorded in history. Like that, that would be God

489
00:39:51.360 --> 00:39:54.840
having us. That's a humor that
would be solid. But if you want

490
00:39:54.880 --> 00:40:00.079
to see a movie or a show
where you can kind of see something like

491
00:40:00.159 --> 00:40:04.519
this happen, there's a show on
Netflix called Three Body Problem. It is

492
00:40:04.639 --> 00:40:09.039
fantastic. Highly recommend it and okay, I will add that to my list

493
00:40:09.119 --> 00:40:13.920
of shows to watch. And how
do you. I'm glad Shane's kids are

494
00:40:13.960 --> 00:40:15.159
good. I'm sure they came over
and like they said, you know,

495
00:40:15.239 --> 00:40:17.960
he said, they gave him big
hugs, and I'm sure he went back

496
00:40:17.960 --> 00:40:21.400
to the kids, went back to
the mom and he's like, the how's

497
00:40:21.440 --> 00:40:23.280
your dad? And he's like he's
alive and still smells like schnops. Is

498
00:40:23.320 --> 00:40:32.199
that all right? It's also when
they realized that the court appointed representative didn't

499
00:40:32.239 --> 00:40:42.519
know about the visit ahead of time. I've never had a near death experience,

500
00:40:42.960 --> 00:40:47.760
like narrowly avoiding a runaway saw blade, but I have driven through Florida

501
00:40:47.840 --> 00:40:55.280
twice. Yeah, that is a
that is that's scary, buddy. It

502
00:40:55.440 --> 00:41:00.559
is Florida is dangerous. I mean, just think of all the animals that

503
00:41:00.639 --> 00:41:04.679
Florida has that either want to kill
you or could kill you. You got

504
00:41:04.760 --> 00:41:13.079
alligators, You've got crocodiles, snakes, pythons that could swallow a hole if

505
00:41:13.440 --> 00:41:15.280
it decided to. You know,
they're twenty thirty feet long. If it

506
00:41:15.400 --> 00:41:19.159
really wants you, it'll get you
and there's nothing you can do about it.

507
00:41:19.519 --> 00:41:22.920
And I haven't even mentioned the most
dangerous creatures in Florida. Yes,

508
00:41:22.079 --> 00:41:31.840
Floridians, no cassowaries. What cassowaries? The cassowary. It is the most

509
00:41:31.960 --> 00:41:37.039
dangerous bird on the planet. It's
like a cross between an ostrich and a

510
00:41:37.079 --> 00:41:44.880
velociraptor. It does not look like
it should still be on this earth.

511
00:41:45.840 --> 00:41:52.079
What you've never seen one? No. It and the shoebill stork are two

512
00:41:52.119 --> 00:41:57.360
birds that absolutely terrify me. If
you google most dangerous bird on the planet,

513
00:41:57.440 --> 00:42:02.519
you will then learn about the cassowary. Raj Okay, there's actually been

514
00:42:02.639 --> 00:42:09.239
Let me see if I can find
this. Over two hundred attacks on humans

515
00:42:09.320 --> 00:42:17.159
are reported every year by cassiwaries,
yep, as recent as twenty nineteen.

516
00:42:17.960 --> 00:42:23.800
Ironically enough, actually it's not ironic, it's fitting. In twenty nineteen,

517
00:42:23.880 --> 00:42:29.079
a Florida man was killed on his
own farm by the Cassowary. He owned,

518
00:42:30.239 --> 00:42:38.880
yes, yes, that you don't. You don't. You don't seem

519
00:42:38.880 --> 00:42:42.960
to believe us. No, I
just I don't know. I'm trying to.

520
00:42:43.159 --> 00:42:47.239
I'm trying to. It's Cassiwary.
I'm looking it up and I and

521
00:42:47.639 --> 00:42:52.960
then if you need it, there's
a shoebill stork right there. They're also

522
00:42:52.400 --> 00:42:59.039
terrifying shoe shoe bill stork. Okay, it just sounds like, yeah,

523
00:42:59.039 --> 00:43:02.559
that's one of those kind of like
the Cassowary. It looks like a time

524
00:43:02.679 --> 00:43:08.320
traveler went back to dinosaur times and
brought back what he thought were cute birds

525
00:43:08.760 --> 00:43:12.320
and then they promptly murdered him when
they got here, and then now they're

526
00:43:12.400 --> 00:43:16.920
just here. Birds are the closest
closest descents to dinosaurs. And yeah,

527
00:43:17.039 --> 00:43:22.159
but that's there's still a couple left
that you're you're wondering how they're still around

528
00:43:22.639 --> 00:43:27.440
and Florida imported them because these things
are from Australia. Yeah, it's is

529
00:43:27.519 --> 00:43:30.559
that really important or is that like
like you know, how like you if

530
00:43:30.559 --> 00:43:34.400
you're a school, you had an
a sister school and another country. I

531
00:43:34.480 --> 00:43:37.599
feel like Florida and Australia they're there, they have like a home and home.

532
00:43:37.760 --> 00:43:44.480
You know, you're you're you're you're
our you're our are our brethren from

533
00:43:44.639 --> 00:43:47.400
on the other hemisphere. I think
you know where you're going. Yeah where?

534
00:43:47.480 --> 00:43:51.079
What what we're gonna have is we're
gonna have a reboot of the Parent

535
00:43:51.199 --> 00:43:57.280
Trap with Australia and Florida. The
shoe Bill Store. That just sounds like

536
00:43:57.320 --> 00:44:00.320
an old baseball player from the twenties, like, you know you got away

537
00:44:00.320 --> 00:44:05.880
from shoebill stork glub you to death. But I just saw it pulled up.

538
00:44:05.920 --> 00:44:07.920
I guess the wrong. I'm not
I would not be tear. This

539
00:44:07.039 --> 00:44:14.280
one's called a dwarf castaway, and
that just looks like a very hairy bird.

540
00:44:14.920 --> 00:44:16.519
You gotta watch out for the little
ones too, because it's sort of

541
00:44:16.679 --> 00:44:22.280
like the the would you rather question? Mm hmm. People have asked it

542
00:44:22.440 --> 00:44:28.159
with ducks, like would you rather
defend yourself against a horse sized duck or

543
00:44:29.360 --> 00:44:37.639
duck sized or like a hundred duck
sized horses? That's a weird question.

544
00:44:37.599 --> 00:44:50.119
And uh, wherever whoever asked you
that question was his name Shane. That

545
00:44:50.320 --> 00:44:53.480
bird doesn't scare you, see,
I didn't see that one, the one

546
00:44:53.519 --> 00:44:58.400
that it pulled us. Look at
its eyes. It's looking right through your

547
00:44:58.559 --> 00:45:00.440
soul into your heart, which is
going to eat. And it's got that

548
00:45:00.639 --> 00:45:05.679
thing on its head like dinosaurs.
It looks like a turkey dinosaur. Yes,

549
00:45:06.400 --> 00:45:13.039
yes, and the turkey dinosaur is
is dangerous. It's the most dangerous.

550
00:45:13.280 --> 00:45:16.599
That's sorry. I'm the most dangerous
bird that you can get murdered by

551
00:45:16.800 --> 00:45:28.159
the second you don't respect it.
Ros you're listening to the tree House visitors

552
00:45:28.199 --> 00:45:38.239
online at Treehouse on Air dot com. Let's get Jacqueline into the tree House

553
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now for any and all of your
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554
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call two one four thirty eight thirty
eight the website Brooks Plumbing Texas dot com.

555
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Are you a lotto player? Did
you get your Powerball tickets? Jacqueline?

556
00:45:51.840 --> 00:45:54.239
I am not. I just don't
believe that my luck is that good

557
00:45:55.000 --> 00:46:00.440
and it's not for me. But
I will tell you that for the first

558
00:46:00.480 --> 00:46:02.559
time in my life ever, last
year, I touched a slot machine and

559
00:46:02.679 --> 00:46:07.760
I didn't do it until we were
in the airport leaving Vegas, and I

560
00:46:07.880 --> 00:46:10.280
did not want to get on the
plane because I just got the hot machine

561
00:46:10.719 --> 00:46:15.119
and I was like, we're staying, but we live here. Now did

562
00:46:15.199 --> 00:46:17.400
you hear about the guy? It
was like Christmas or whatever, and his

563
00:46:17.480 --> 00:46:21.440
wife had bought him one of the
fake scratch offs and he scratched it off

564
00:46:21.480 --> 00:46:24.639
and it said he had won like
fifteen million. And she thought that they

565
00:46:24.679 --> 00:46:29.639
were living in a perfectly happy relationship. And he's like, if you I'm

566
00:46:29.840 --> 00:46:32.840
leaving, you dumb beat, you
know what I mean? And she's let

567
00:46:32.960 --> 00:46:36.800
him go off, and she goes, it's fake, it's not real.

568
00:46:37.119 --> 00:46:38.960
And he had just cussed out his
whole family and told his wife he was

569
00:46:39.079 --> 00:46:43.039
leaving and it was a big to
do. That was a cup I'll have

570
00:46:43.079 --> 00:46:45.679
to find you that video. I
look forward to seeing that. So the

571
00:46:45.719 --> 00:46:50.679
good news is for you as a
potential plumbing customer, is that Jacqueline's not

572
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going to play the lottery and tell
everyone to f off. She's going to

573
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be there to answer the phone to
help you with any and all of those

574
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plumbing once in need, So give
her a call two one, four,

575
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one four three six eight thirty eight
thirty eight, or the website Brooks Plumbingtexas

581
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dot com. Raj there was some
other news that I meant to mention to

582
00:47:37.559 --> 00:47:39.079
you at the beginning of the show
to give you a heads up, time

583
00:47:39.159 --> 00:47:45.760
to think about it, and time
for you to I guess accept or come

584
00:47:45.840 --> 00:47:54.840
to terms with this. Okay.
Are you on OnlyFans? No? I'm

585
00:47:54.920 --> 00:48:01.679
not. Are you sure yes?
Okay, because there's a possibility here that

586
00:48:01.760 --> 00:48:09.760
you might be in an only fans
video? Okay, that would be that

587
00:48:09.800 --> 00:48:14.519
would be frightening. But you know, I was in Utah for a couple

588
00:48:14.519 --> 00:48:15.559
of days. I don't know what
they do up there. Well, in

589
00:48:15.840 --> 00:48:21.519
Utah. Recently, there is a
couple that on social media and their only

590
00:48:21.559 --> 00:48:25.880
Fans account goes by the handle Naughty
Travelers, and they've gotten themselves in a

591
00:48:25.960 --> 00:48:37.440
little bit of a situation because Kaylee
and her fiance recently, for their OnlyFans

592
00:48:37.519 --> 00:48:43.599
content, went to Zion Park in
Utah, which is a site of religious

593
00:48:43.599 --> 00:48:47.079
importance due to its rock formations,
which are thought to reflect God's majesty.

594
00:48:47.440 --> 00:48:52.960
The area is even known as the
Heavenly City of God, and they filmed

595
00:48:53.039 --> 00:48:58.480
sex acts there for their OnlyFans account. And since you were in Utah,

596
00:49:00.440 --> 00:49:06.079
the date of this story coincides with
when you were in Utah filming your special.

597
00:49:06.719 --> 00:49:09.679
Yes, so I'm just letting you
know if you want to add a

598
00:49:09.760 --> 00:49:15.480
new credit to when you get brought
up on stage can also be seen in

599
00:49:15.679 --> 00:49:19.559
OnlyFans. Yeah, I mean it
didn't throw that out there. It worked

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for Matt Rife because he released special
on Only Fans, so that credit work

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for him. But he's doing comedy, not two white people in Utah.

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So so the Kaylee Killy in is
twenty seven and she gets a thrill out

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of having sex in public. But
her most recent venue has caused quite a

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stir among the Christian community Zion Park
in Utah, the site of religious religious

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importance because of its rock formations,
also known as Heavenly City of God.

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She and her fiance's account boasts over
five hundred thousand Instagram fans and they recently

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visited the park. She and her
fiance Cody, and they are known for

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their frisky outdoor activities. She was
brought up Baptist, and she says having

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sex at a taboo site was a
huge part of the thrill. She and

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Cody took the social media to tease
followers on their latest antics ahead of their

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trip, saying We're gonna have a
whole lot of fun. Kaylee's from Arizona.

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She said, I was brought up
Baptist. In my fiance as a

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Christian, it definitely made it a
little more than naughty because we knew religious

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people would be upset. We would
never do anything like this at a church,

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so this is probably the closest we
would get to that. Well,

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it's good they have a moral compass
inside the church. Absolutely not in the

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city called the Heavenly City of God. Fair in the House of God.

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Absolutely not in the City of God, for sure. Well maybe if the

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church was nicer looking, because she
says, we chose the spot with the

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most beautiful view that we could find. It was risky, and we know

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we could get arrested or at the
very least a stern talking to if we

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were caught. We're always worried when
we do it out in the open and

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try to make sure no one is
around. But that's part of the thrill

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as well. Uh. This is
their second National Park to have sex in

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openly and film for their OnlyFans content. The first was the Grand Canyon,

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which may have also been her nickname
in high school. I just I just

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like the way they're they're they're scouting, you know, they're they're making sure

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you know that the money shot is
framed with the scenic background. Ansel Adams

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would be proud. That's that's the
calendar that we haven't yet seen from him.

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A Cody in front of Zion Park
is that that's Cody? Follow it

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up with an ic you know,
Norman rockwell S painting. She's on her

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knees, he's serving Thanksgiving dinner.
But at least she has like some American

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flag necklaces her earrings. No,
I think you had it right with the

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necklace. Yeah. I don't want
to desecrate the flag, just k just

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don't use it as the rag.
Now. While Kayley acknowledges people might find

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their actions at Zion Park disrespectful,
she's stressed that the couple does not intend

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to upset anyone. She said,
We don't mean any disrespect. We're just

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not religious people anymore. Our main
goal is to just enjoy the view in

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the way that we like to enjoy
it. We want to have sex outside

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as much as possible. She likes
to enjoy the view face down. Ass

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up, that's and isn't that the
best view? That way you can both

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take in the sites together. Oh
man, all right, thank you for

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hanging out with us inside the treehouse
today. We appreciate it. We will

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see you back here on Monday for
episode ninety episodes. See you then,