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Radiohead Sucks | Monday 10.07.24

Radiohead Sucks | Monday 10.07.24

If you love Radiohead, this episode is going to make you angry.  We also talk about the blue alert that woke up all of Texas (and how to turn the alerts off on your phone), the fact that twat waffles are hoarding TP again, the latest fashion trend,...

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If you love Radiohead, this episode is going to make you angry. We also talk about the blue alert that woke up all of Texas (and how to turn the alerts off on your phone), the fact that twat waffles are hoarding TP again, the latest fashion trend, and the nicest burgler/stalker you've ever heard of.

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It is time to believe your warriors outside and laugh

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with us inside the treehouse. I'm Daniel Maley along with

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Tray Trenholm. Our friend Rod Sharma out sick today, wishing

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him a speedy recovery, although for many the recovery is

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never ending.

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It's what is it? Tray day by day? One day

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at a time, One day at a time? O dat

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day by Day?

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Was that a Is that a bad sitcom or a

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bad soap opera?

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Oh no, I'm thinking step by Step?

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Yeah. One Day at a Time was Schnyder. Wasn't it a.

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Burtinelli?

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Yep? That was a sitcom?

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And then step by Step was Susanne Summers part of

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the TGIF lineup, and it was also was a Bobby

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from Dallas.

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Patrick Ewing, Patrick Duffy, Patrick Duffy.

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Yeah, although step by Step with Patrick Ewing I would

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have watched a lot Susan Summer step by Step climbing

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to the top of Patrick Ewit every Friday night.

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I love this show.

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I could go home right now, but I can't. We're

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supposed to do an entire show today, so we're gonna

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do that. Luckily, though we were not woken up at

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four point fifty in the more this morning, the way

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we were on Friday morning. Friday morning, around four point

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fifty am, the blue alert heard around the.

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Entire state of Texas. Did it get you, Trey or

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were you still awake?

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Truth matter is I had just gone to bed. But

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I also I have those things turned off.

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So there is a setting to turn off all emergency notifications.

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Yes there is.

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Will you do us all a favor and share those

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with us? Because look, I think most people would agree that,

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for the first time in decades, the entire state of

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Texas was unified in a resounding f bomb around four

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to fifty in the morning on Friday. Because no one

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likes to be woken up before they want to get up.

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Most people don't want to be woken up before the

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sun's even up.

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That's not fair.

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I will say this.

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In a time in which everything is divisive and people

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are on the opposite sides of things, that seemed to

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be a unifier.

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It really was. It really was.

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And by the way, if you're a Republican and you're

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trying to figure out a way, I'm sorry, let me

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I gotta reverse this. If you're a Democrat and you're

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trying to find a way to turn Texas blue.

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There you have it.

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That's about as blue as you're ever going to see.

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The entire state of Texas is the blue alert. In

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case somehow you missed it or you're like Trey and

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you know how to turn off those notifications. Friday morning,

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four fifty a blue alert was issued for seth Altman,

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wanted for the involvement. This is the actual emergency alert

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that was sent to everybody's cell phones early Friday morning.

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Blue Alert issue for seth Altman wanted for the involvement

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in the injury of an officer by Hall County Sheriff's Office.

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Suspect is a thirty three year old white male six

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foot two, two hundred and twenty pounds. Altman is wearing

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a blue T shirt and blue jeans. Believed to be

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armed and dangerous. If seen, do not approach, Please call

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nine to one one. There's in a very short message,

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there's a lot to unpack there. So let's start with this.

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Let's start with the fact that this is a bad man.

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He did a very bad thing. He shot a police officer.

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That's terrible, and uh, you're not going to find bigger

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supporters of law enforcement pretty much anywhere, especially in the

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state of Texas.

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Then right here inside the treehouse, and.

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We want all we want all bad guys captured and

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locked away taste first at least.

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Yeah, we like him cooked first.

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We like them to see flashes of God before they

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actually meet him.

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Uh.

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And the taser is a good way of accomplishing that. So, yeah,

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we're big fans of the taser in here, We're big

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fans of police law enforcement. But I got to say

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that when you send out an alert to the entire

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state of Texas telling us to look out for a

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white man in his thirties wearing blue jeans and armed,

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well you just described sixty percent of Texas, So I'm

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gonna need you be a little more specific. Now, here's

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the other thing to unpack out of this. This is

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in Hall County, which is up in the Panhandle. By comparison,

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Let's say you live in Dallas County. Whatever county is

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the first one, or maybe rephrase whatever parish is the

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first one across the state border of Texas and Louisiana

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that would have more of an impact on you than

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the one from Hall County in the Panhandle. The blue

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alert for Hall County in the Panhandle, is going to

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have less of an effect on someone that lives in

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I don't know, say Lake Brownwood, then something out of

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Louisiana or honestly something out of the Gulf of Mexico.

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We need to put some location parameters on these alerts

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to where they actually make sense. If there is one

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good thing to be taken out of the blue alert

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is that, well, we know the system works.

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It's true.

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Now would you like everyone like want a quick tutorial

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on how to get around when this does happened to you?

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Please? God. Yes, I've got my phone ready to go.

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So if this is if you have an iPhone, if

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you're Android, sorry your sol I don't know.

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But.

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I actually I support that that you know, I support

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that train of thought, which is if you're an Android user.

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Cue.

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Yeah, so iPhone, go to notifications where notifications settings.

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Okay, thank you. Go to settings first.

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Then notifications.

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Okay.

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In notifications all right, now go all the way down.

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Like just swipe all the way down. Yep, swiping all

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the way down.

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You'll see a things as government alerts.

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I see Amber alert, emergency alerts, public safety alerts.

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Okay, go to emergency alerts. All right, Now you can

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turn on local awareness, which means it will give you

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more location specific It's number one, but number two where

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it says always play sound, turn that off.

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I'm gonna turn that off.

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And especially because like.

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So my phone from about four am to nine am

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is in like do not disturb mode, So especially when

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it's in that No, you're not going to get anything

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that breaks through.

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Yeah, from four am to nine am, Trey is like

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a virgin on prom night.

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This is a strictly no go zone.

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Yes, so there you go.

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That's how you can get around that and not have

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annoying little alerts from way out in West Texas disturb

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you at night.

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Can you do me a favorite?

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Can you do a recording of everything you just described

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and post that on our social media at Treehouse on

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Air for everyone to follow and so they too can

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be aware of this.

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Oh yes, I can.

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Do You want me to show you how to do that?

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Sure?

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Look it's better than teaching our parents how to record

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one channel while watching another, isn't it?

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Or how to attach something to an email.

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extending their COVID lives by panic buying toilet paper. Now,

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this time they were worried that it wasn't because of

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a global pandemic. Instead, they were worried about this doc

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workers strike that was looming, and they decided the first

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thing I gotta go buy is all the toilet paper

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I can get my hands on, which I'm fascinated by

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in the face of what might be difficult life circumstances,

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I'm not even going to say apocalypse, but that could

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you could extend it to that. But in the face

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of difficult life circumstances, the first thing people think of

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is their own ass.

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And I'm fascinated by that.

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Is that the first thing you thought when the whole

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dock workers strike was possibly going to be an issue,

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you thought, okay, be some shortages of products.

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What's the first thing you were going to go panic by.

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I wasn't, Well, that's good when I knew the long

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shortmen were going on strike, which thankfully it's that lasted

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two days. Then they got a nice hefty pay increase

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and they're back at work.

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I'm glad you brought that up just real quick. So

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no one act is now panic thinking. In case you

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missed this entirely, there is now nothing to worry about.

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The union representing East and Gulf Coast dock workers suspended

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it to strike on Thursday after reaching a tentative agreement

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with shipping giants that reportedly includes a sixty two percent

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wage boost over six years. So they're back at the

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bargaining table. They're going to finalize all this stuff. You

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don't need to go out and panic buy anything, let

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alone toilet paper. So nothing to worry about, true, Yeah.

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No, the uh the first thing that came to mind

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for me was, well, if this goes on a long time,

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that's gonna really you know, when you're already dealing with

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inflationary prices, it's gonna make Christmas really ugly for some

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people because then you're really gonna have you could have

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a shortage of toys and other things and make you know,

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the price of everything go through the roof. But the

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thing I wasn't thinking of was in toilet paper, because

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if you would in gluten, google where toilet papers made, like, well,

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where is Sharman made Pennsylvania?

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Where it's culter?

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Northern made Georgia, so you realize that it doesn't hit

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the docks.

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Are you trying to tell me that American made products

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in states like Pennsylvania in Georgia don't have to travel

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the ocean to get to me in Texas?

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I am telling you that I.

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Am so god surprised. I am shocked.

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I gotta lie down. Those things may not even touch water,

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you know, between those states.

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And not not after you use them.

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Yeah, I thank you.

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But if they feel like pushing them up a river

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for a little bit of the trip, just for the

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hell of it, for the scenic views, okay maybe. But

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otherwise that stuff's gonna come by truck. So unless there's

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a trucker strike that's looming, you don't need to worry

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about getting the toilet paper, most of which we get

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inside the inside inside these United States.

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Actually, you know the first thing that would really affect

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it would be a train operators strike. Yes, then yes, truckers,

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But I wish people understood it. And it's just it's

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amazing that, you know, for all the great advancements we've

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made as a civilization, people don't realize that most of

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the shortages that happen are because of stupid effing people

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hoarding stuff that they don't need.

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To Yeah, because during COVID it was not only toilet paper,

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but paper towels that everyone was hoarding. Ironically, not Kleenex. Yeah,

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even though it was an illness going around where the

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sniffles were a major issue, people people weren't even buying

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Kleenex in bulk. They were just they were more concerned

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about their kitchen counters and their own asses.

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Yeah, it's just it's the the just idiotic mass hysteria

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that happens. And it's it's like, you know, rumors of

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a gas shortage and everyone will go make a run

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on gas. It's like, that's why we're having a shortage.

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We would be.

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Okay otherwise, Yeah, if you would just act normal, there wouldn't.

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Be an issue.

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But I I really am fascinated by the notion that

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the thinking of something bad happening in the world and

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people's first thought is I need to go buy toilet paper.

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How dirty is your butt? Yeah?

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And that's the other things.

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During COVID, it's like how many times do you help

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people crap a day?

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Well, some people got the got the like the tummy COVID,

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and so maybe they were going a lot, which, honestly,

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if you have really bad diarrhea, you shouldn't be wiping

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between those incidents. You should just live on the toilet

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or next to it. There's no reason to wipe until

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you know you're done squirting.

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Or sometimes if it's a just jump in the shower after.

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Yeah, that's right.

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That's why I invented something called the sphinx. I didn't

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invent the actual act. I just coined the phrase. The

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finx is when you were so sick. Let me give

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you the situation. You're sick, right, you have to tell

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many problems, and you're pooping really bad and you're sick,

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and then you realize as you're sitting on the toilet,

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oh my god, I'm going to throw up. And then

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you have to decide what's going to go on the toilet?

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What do I want to clean up when I'm done

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with this whole fiasco? Do I want to kneel in

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front of the commode and puke in the toilet and

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then you know, diarrhea all over the floor and then

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clean that up. Or it'd I rather sit on the commode,

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diarrhea and the toilet and puke all over the floor

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and clean that up. My solution is disphinxed it, which

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as you get in the same position as the sphinx

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in Egypt in the tub, then you can shoot out

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both ends and all you got to do is turn

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on the shower head and and you're good.

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That's that's how you That's how you fix that.

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It's a great party trick too.

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It does.

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It also works really well in San Marcos, Texas. State's

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a big fan. I believe they've got a foam shock

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her finger hand with that attachment. And the other thing

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that made me think about the toilet paper thing was

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this people panic buying toilet paper because they think there's

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going to be a shortage when astronauts come back home.

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Is that one of the first luxuries that they can't

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wait to experience again after god knows how long in space.

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Those two astronauts that are stuck on the International Space

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Station when they come back home. Is one of the

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first things they're going to be excited about is toilet paper.

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Again, that's an interesting question.

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I would think a hot shower, but.

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Yeah, I hadn't thought about that.

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You mentioned Sharman earlier. I think one of those Bear

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commercials when Papa Bear goes to space and he can't

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wait to get home because space didn't have Sharman.

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That's that is an interesting thought. Yeah, I bet that is.

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What do they use?

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I think it's just a space vacuum. It just kind

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of fucks everything out.

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There.

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Might be like a you know what, I think there's

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a space be day. I think there's a space b day.

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It's anti gravity. It's either that or you have to

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get another astronaut to suck some water in the mouth.

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Because NASA believes in redundancies and they're big on the

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Buddy system, So you.

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Know, a whole new method of daisy chain.

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let's do something else that's unexpected, and that is the

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hot new fashion trend. If we're anything in the treehouse,

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it's stupid. But if we're other things after stupid, because

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that's what we love. It's what's fun in here. We

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love a good We love a good fashion trend, especially

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when that fashion trend is stupid, like this one Trey.

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Bathrobes are the hot new fashion trend for fall.

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Are you ready?

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Yes?

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Do you currently own a bathrobe?

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I do not?

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Well, buddy, you need to get one, because otherwise you're

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gonna look very cool without it. Bathrobes are the hot

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new fashion trend for fall. Vogue magazine has even endorsed

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the look. Now I'm going to use a phrase here,

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and it's very important that you listen to me when

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I say this, Okay, bathrobe inspired, Okay, bathrobe inspired. This

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doesn't mean we all get to run around looking like

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the dude in The Big Lebowski and pretend that we

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just walked off the runway in Milan or Paris. Its

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bathrobe inspired dresses are the hot new fashion trend. So

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I'm out on this. Although Trey, what you do between

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four and nine am is totally between you and your closet.

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But bathrobe inspired dresses keep popping up on red carpets.

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Even Angelina Jolie just stepped out in a coat that

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looked like a bathrobe in New York this week. A

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writer for The New York Post called it the latest

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in post pandemic unpretentiousness. After the lockdowns, we all stopped

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caring so much and just went for comfort. So I'm

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gonna emphasize that again, post pandemic unpretentiousness, which, now that

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Vogue has endorsed it, doesn't that now mean it is pretentious?

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Yes?

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So by trying to look unpretentious now you are pretentious.

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Yeah, especially if you're buying a bathrobe dress that I'm

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gonna guess a bathrobe these days probably will cost thirty

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to fifty dollars.

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I don't know, at a at like a Kohl's or something. Yeah, yeah, I.

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Mean yeah, you're gonna go spend five hundred on a

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bathrobe dress.

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Yeah, especially if it's got a designer's name attached to it.

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Yeah.

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Me.

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Me.

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I'm a big fan of the Hilton Honors bath towels

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that I get from the Hilton hotels, and those are

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usually free unless they notice it and then they charge

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me after the fact. But right, they're usually free. That's

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where I get my bathrobes. Those are the good bathroobes.

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And let's be honest, have you ever found one of

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those good hotel bathrooms anywhere but a hotel?

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No? I haven't either.

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I've heard before, and I don't know if this is true.

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And when I'm not sure if something's true, are usually

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ask you, Trey, because you know a lot of things

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about a lot of things. I've heard that you can

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buy the towel or the robe at the hotel.

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Have you heard this.

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Yeah, Usually they have a little sheet somewhere in there

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that says, you know, if you like the bathrobe it's

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one hundred bucks and if you take it, they're going

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to charge you for it.

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Yeah.

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Full disclosure.

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I don't typically stay at the Hilton, and the Best

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Western that I frequent doesn't typically have bathrobes at all.

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So what I do is I'll walk out of the

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Best Western and then go across the street to the

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good nice hotel or the Marriott and get theirs, get

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one of their robes, and then bring it back to

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my Best Western. And that's how I'm living my best life.

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Now.

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I will say this, there is a positive light, positive

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spin on this trend and on the story, and that

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is the great videos of on TikTok, YouTube, whatever. A

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lot of times involve people in bathrobes at Walmart or

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something doing stupid things. So maybe this will lead to

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better videos because there's, you know, something funny about a

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woman in a bathroom getting taste.

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Oh that is good. I think That's what I'm gonna

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do the rest of the day.

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I'm just gonna type that into YouTube or a Google

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and it's just I'm gonna binge watch all day bathroom tastings.

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I have figured out.

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One of the most satisfying sounds we're watching videos is

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that initial just kind of click when the taser deploys

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because you just know you're you're about two seconds away

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from the good stuff.

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That's right, because you know things are about to get good.

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Yeah.

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The other thing I'm taking out of this hot new

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fashion trend that bathrobes are are in for fall.

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Because think about it this way.

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While the headline is bathrobes are the hot new fashion

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trend for fall, the subhead needs to be, and you're

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only going to hear about this here in the Treouse,

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the subhead to that headline needs to be that means

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pants are optional.

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Yeah, that's true. Although I feel like pants have been

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optional for women since COVID.

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Well, they're always optional inside the treehouse, if we're being honest.

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That has a lot more of an albundi mystique.

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Though, Yeah, it's not the same when when the chicks

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come in and stick their hands in the front of

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their trousers.

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Yeah.

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Although, although what I'm going to google later is going

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to be really interesting to see some of those results.

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I wonder if you just type in the click before

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the days if things still pop up there.

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Oh, that's a good question. You gotta isolate that sound.

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Though, and oh, I just got a chill down my

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spine thinking about it. Yeah, taser videos. Taser videos.

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I can't say, just because you know a lot of

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times you're watching those videos and you don't get the tase.

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You know they got them out, but they don't do it. Man,

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when you hear that click, you're like, oh, yeah, here

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it comes.

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Ah.

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All right, I'm gonna do two things in this break.

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Number one, I'm gonna isolate you screaming like that, and

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number two, I'm gonna see if I can find the

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sound effect for that click.

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491
00:27:39.119 --> 00:27:40.079
All right, I've.

492
00:27:39.920 --> 00:27:44.200
Found the closest example I think I could find in

493
00:27:44.240 --> 00:27:47.920
a short amount of time, tray trying to find the

494
00:27:48.000 --> 00:27:52.960
beautiful little click that you absolutely love and I do too.

495
00:27:53.720 --> 00:27:56.680
Right before the police officers taser.

496
00:27:59.039 --> 00:28:02.599
Let's win, it deploys and then you you you're just

497
00:28:02.599 --> 00:28:06.079
waiting for that the first initial scream.

498
00:28:06.279 --> 00:28:07.960
Yeah. I think it's sort of like it goes like.

499
00:28:09.039 --> 00:28:11.880
I think the click that you like is the safety

500
00:28:12.960 --> 00:28:15.640
or or the click is the pulling of the trigger.

501
00:28:15.559 --> 00:28:17.319
Right yeah, and the pull of the trigger and then

502
00:28:17.319 --> 00:28:19.119
as the barbs then the barbs go out, and then

503
00:28:19.160 --> 00:28:20.680
you's got that little bit of delay.

504
00:28:22.440 --> 00:28:25.400
It's that little delay what makes it so so sweet.

505
00:28:25.759 --> 00:28:27.960
Oh so here's the best. Here's the best one I

506
00:28:27.960 --> 00:28:31.000
can find. Most of them don't have like the little

507
00:28:31.039 --> 00:28:33.720
clicking noises or anything before it. Usually most of the

508
00:28:33.759 --> 00:28:36.039
sound effects I found in the break were just the

509
00:28:36.079 --> 00:28:40.519
ones that started with the actual tasing. So it listened

510
00:28:40.519 --> 00:28:42.160
closely here, so lean in really close.

511
00:28:42.200 --> 00:28:42.599
Here we go.

512
00:28:45.079 --> 00:28:45.599
Did you hear it?

513
00:28:45.680 --> 00:28:47.000
Oh? Yeah, I mean it's.

514
00:28:46.880 --> 00:28:49.440
It's faint because this is not great audio, but I

515
00:28:49.440 --> 00:28:51.200
mean it's it's in there.

516
00:28:51.240 --> 00:28:54.359
If you're curious. This is the Taser X twenty six,

517
00:28:55.279 --> 00:28:58.680
So it's it's the the pistol looking model. It's not

518
00:28:58.720 --> 00:29:02.799
like the stun gun that you know, looks like like

519
00:29:02.839 --> 00:29:04.960
a cell phone with the little tips on it. Now,

520
00:29:04.960 --> 00:29:06.640
this is the one that actually shoots out the barbs

521
00:29:06.920 --> 00:29:08.559
police style. Let's do it again.

522
00:29:17.039 --> 00:29:18.079
It's not bad.

523
00:29:18.400 --> 00:29:18.680
Uh huh.

524
00:29:19.319 --> 00:29:21.240
So I think I've figured out a way for us

525
00:29:21.279 --> 00:29:24.480
to get a really good, clean version of this so

526
00:29:24.480 --> 00:29:27.880
we can play it to our hearts content. And that

527
00:29:28.079 --> 00:29:30.039
is we ask any number of our police friends of

528
00:29:30.039 --> 00:29:33.880
ours uh to record themselves deploying their taser.

529
00:29:34.319 --> 00:29:37.880
Yeah, in a safe environment, but we'll take you using

530
00:29:37.920 --> 00:29:38.119
it on.

531
00:29:38.200 --> 00:29:42.000
A suspect if if that's all you got, in fact,

532
00:29:42.000 --> 00:29:43.480
that might be preferred.

533
00:29:44.599 --> 00:29:48.279
You know, that's a one of these because I think

534
00:29:48.480 --> 00:29:50.680
the first one of the first times I noticed that sound.

535
00:29:50.920 --> 00:29:55.200
This would be a good throwback Thursday was a video

536
00:29:55.279 --> 00:29:57.680
from uh I believe it's from like Boyton Beach and

537
00:29:57.799 --> 00:30:00.000
uh it's the several mean sets.

538
00:30:00.640 --> 00:30:06.359
Oh yes, yes, I remember that. It's It's funny you

539
00:30:06.400 --> 00:30:08.960
mentioned that because that's one of the first. That's that's

540
00:30:08.960 --> 00:30:10.960
one of the first videos I think of. There's two

541
00:30:11.039 --> 00:30:13.119
videos I think of when it comes to all time

542
00:30:13.599 --> 00:30:18.640
classic tasing videos. That one or the Boynton Beach lady

543
00:30:18.640 --> 00:30:21.440
who's getting pulled over and being cited for a traffic

544
00:30:22.720 --> 00:30:26.200
infraction and she doesn't follow or listen to the officer

545
00:30:26.279 --> 00:30:28.000
at all, and she won't get out of her car,

546
00:30:28.079 --> 00:30:29.799
so he tases her to get her out of the car.

547
00:30:30.559 --> 00:30:33.359
That's that's that's an all timer because she gets tased

548
00:30:33.440 --> 00:30:35.960
so many times in that video. It's like she's trying

549
00:30:35.960 --> 00:30:37.519
to set a world record. And I think she may have.

550
00:30:37.799 --> 00:30:41.480
The other great tasing video of all time is of course,

551
00:30:41.759 --> 00:30:43.680
don't Tase Me Bro, the guy from I believe it

552
00:30:43.799 --> 00:30:46.799
was a University of Florida, And yeah, and once again,

553
00:30:46.839 --> 00:30:49.240
thank you Florida for supplying so many great memories for

554
00:30:49.359 --> 00:30:55.240
us and our internet lives. But even he, even he

555
00:30:55.920 --> 00:30:58.519
don't Tase Me Bro, didn't get lit up as many

556
00:30:58.559 --> 00:31:02.640
times as that lady did and blink and before And

557
00:31:02.720 --> 00:31:04.079
I do need to look up to see if there

558
00:31:04.119 --> 00:31:05.799
is a world record for how many times in a

559
00:31:05.880 --> 00:31:09.519
row someone's been tased, because if there isn't, I nominate her.

560
00:31:09.960 --> 00:31:12.039
Yeah, that was one of those. They couldn't they couldn't

561
00:31:12.079 --> 00:31:13.079
pull that trigger enough.

562
00:31:14.720 --> 00:31:16.640
I think the only reason they stopped is because the

563
00:31:16.680 --> 00:31:25.160
battery died. Oh, you know what.

564
00:31:25.240 --> 00:31:26.480
I was going to give you some news, but then

565
00:31:26.480 --> 00:31:28.119
I just remember there was something else I wanted to

566
00:31:28.119 --> 00:31:29.960
throw at you. You want to do since we're a

567
00:31:30.000 --> 00:31:31.640
little short on time in this segment, you want to

568
00:31:31.640 --> 00:31:33.200
do a quick wrong answers only.

569
00:31:33.519 --> 00:31:38.039
Sure, it is time for wrong Answers Only.

570
00:31:38.160 --> 00:31:43.160
Inside the tree House, I'm going to provide today's contestant

571
00:31:43.240 --> 00:31:48.000
trade Trendholme. Hello, Trey, Hello, today's contest long time, first time.

572
00:31:48.039 --> 00:31:50.839
I think we appreciate that. So today's contestant tray. I'm

573
00:31:50.839 --> 00:31:52.799
going to throw at you a fill in the blank,

574
00:31:52.839 --> 00:31:55.680
and I want you to supply the wrong answer.

575
00:31:56.079 --> 00:32:01.480
Do you understand I do? I'm glad. Let me see

576
00:32:01.480 --> 00:32:08.680
if I can if my pre planning has helped us

577
00:32:08.799 --> 00:32:10.680
enough on this. Maybe not?

578
00:32:12.519 --> 00:32:18.880
Mm hmmmmmmmmmm Hang on one second, all right, Trey, here

579
00:32:18.960 --> 00:32:24.799
we go Wrong Answers Only. A renovated blank takes down

580
00:32:24.960 --> 00:32:29.079
its large mascot inflatable after complaints. I'll give you a

581
00:32:29.079 --> 00:32:32.960
moment to think about your answer for wrong Answers Only.

582
00:32:33.119 --> 00:32:40.480
A renovated blank takes down its large mascot inflatable after complaints.

583
00:32:40.720 --> 00:32:43.599
Do you have a wrong answer trade?

584
00:32:45.599 --> 00:32:45.799
Yes?

585
00:32:48.319 --> 00:32:51.000
All right? What is your wrong answer.

586
00:32:53.960 --> 00:32:55.000
An adult toy store.

587
00:33:05.559 --> 00:33:14.359
Man, I'm glad that's the wrong answer. That is a

588
00:33:14.400 --> 00:33:16.720
good job, Trey. That is the wrong answer. Therefore it

589
00:33:16.759 --> 00:33:21.319
is the correct answer. The correct answer would actually be

590
00:33:22.079 --> 00:33:30.279
A renovated McDonald's took down its large mascot inflatable after complaints.

591
00:33:30.359 --> 00:33:31.839
Can you believe that?

592
00:33:31.960 --> 00:33:37.160
So a very large Ronald McDonald in Tucson, Arizona. So

593
00:33:37.200 --> 00:33:40.599
they renovated this McDonald's, and as part of the grand

594
00:33:40.640 --> 00:33:44.079
reopening in Tucson, they decided to put up this massive

595
00:33:44.119 --> 00:33:51.960
inflatable Ronald McDonald to the neighborhood's dismay. And at first,

596
00:33:52.400 --> 00:33:54.640
I'll admit, at first I thought it was going to

597
00:33:54.640 --> 00:33:58.200
be because people are afraid of clowns, especially large ones,

598
00:33:58.319 --> 00:33:59.319
looming over.

599
00:34:00.160 --> 00:34:01.519
Their chicken nugget factory.

600
00:34:02.200 --> 00:34:04.799
But it turns out it wasn't because it was a clown.

601
00:34:04.960 --> 00:34:07.160
It was just basically an eye sore.

602
00:34:08.480 --> 00:34:11.360
A few people that thought that it was not appropriate

603
00:34:11.400 --> 00:34:13.679
for the area that we're in. Our intent was never

604
00:34:13.719 --> 00:34:16.679
to make anyone upset, not one customer at all, So

605
00:34:17.000 --> 00:34:20.199
we've made the business decision to keep it down for

606
00:34:20.239 --> 00:34:22.239
the near future and probably for good.

607
00:34:23.679 --> 00:34:27.000
So basically, the neighborhood was too fancy for an inflatable

608
00:34:27.039 --> 00:34:31.920
clown welcoming people to the renovated McDonald's.

609
00:34:32.199 --> 00:34:34.639
Yeah, then they definitely would have wouldn't have enjoyed a

610
00:34:34.679 --> 00:34:35.719
big inflatable dildo.

611
00:34:48.159 --> 00:34:53.480
I like to think you're right, although you know there's

612
00:34:53.519 --> 00:34:55.679
gonna be one lady that neighborhood that sees that is

613
00:34:56.679 --> 00:34:57.760
sort of like a bat light.

614
00:35:02.679 --> 00:35:06.840
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623
00:35:53.719 --> 00:36:00.800
Today is Monday, October seventh, twenty twenty four. Let's sue

624
00:36:00.800 --> 00:36:05.880
who's celebrating a birthday today October seven, twenty twenty four birthdays.

625
00:36:07.199 --> 00:36:11.039
Nicole Maines is twenty seven today trade Do you know who?

626
00:36:11.400 --> 00:36:12.239
Nicole Mayins?

627
00:36:12.440 --> 00:36:12.599
Is?

628
00:36:12.920 --> 00:36:13.599
Not a clue?

629
00:36:13.800 --> 00:36:16.559
Do you notice I didn't ask do you know who

630
00:36:16.599 --> 00:36:20.960
she is? Okay, I just said, do you know who

631
00:36:21.039 --> 00:36:23.800
Nicole Maynes is. The reason why I say that is

632
00:36:23.840 --> 00:36:26.320
because not only is she celebrating, damn it, I did it.

633
00:36:27.760 --> 00:36:31.400
Not only is Nicole celebrating, it's twenty hers damnit. This

634
00:36:31.480 --> 00:36:33.119
is see, this is why this stuff's confusing. I don't

635
00:36:33.119 --> 00:36:35.679
really know what everybody wants anymore. So Nicole Mayins is

636
00:36:35.719 --> 00:36:40.639
twenty seven to day. Nicole plays Nia Naal on Supergirl,

637
00:36:41.800 --> 00:36:43.599
and it says he or she's I'm gonna go with that.

638
00:36:43.679 --> 00:36:48.159
She is the first transgender actress to play a transgender superhero.

639
00:36:48.719 --> 00:36:51.360
Good for her. Here's my thing.

640
00:36:52.719 --> 00:36:55.599
I look at the pronoun situation not as politically as

641
00:36:55.599 --> 00:36:58.079
most people. I just look at it as a preference, right,

642
00:36:58.639 --> 00:37:03.039
Like I I prefer to go by Dan instead of Daniel.

643
00:37:03.719 --> 00:37:07.280
I was born Daniel, but I prefer you call me Dan.

644
00:37:08.199 --> 00:37:11.199
That's how I look at it. When someone says, don't

645
00:37:11.280 --> 00:37:13.719
call me by my whatever at birth, just call me

646
00:37:13.760 --> 00:37:15.960
what I prefer. Now, That's how I look at it,

647
00:37:16.000 --> 00:37:18.320
And it's pretty simple. I just look at it as

648
00:37:18.360 --> 00:37:24.480
someone like I just said, just shortening their name. But

649
00:37:24.599 --> 00:37:28.039
it's also like in these transgender times. It's hard to

650
00:37:28.119 --> 00:37:31.559
keep up because it's it, that's just it. It's just hard

651
00:37:31.559 --> 00:37:34.719
to keep up. And I don't really know, and I

652
00:37:34.719 --> 00:37:37.360
don't want I don't want to offend anybody. I would

653
00:37:37.400 --> 00:37:39.039
like to call you by what you prefer, because I

654
00:37:39.079 --> 00:37:41.440
don't want you calling me Daniel. I typically don't like

655
00:37:41.480 --> 00:37:43.920
it when people call me Daniel, and when people would

656
00:37:43.920 --> 00:37:45.920
call me Daniel, I usually took it to me like

657
00:37:45.960 --> 00:37:49.199
they were being uh, kind of a dick about it.

658
00:37:50.480 --> 00:37:50.679
You know.

659
00:37:50.840 --> 00:37:53.840
I I will always go out of my I will

660
00:37:53.840 --> 00:37:55.800
go out of my way to respect people's wishes. And

661
00:37:55.840 --> 00:37:58.800
if they, you know, have certain pronouns that want to

662
00:37:58.800 --> 00:38:01.639
be used, I will do my best. At the same time,

663
00:38:02.599 --> 00:38:06.639
you know, if you look and sound one way and

664
00:38:06.679 --> 00:38:10.159
want to be addressed as another, don't get mad at

665
00:38:10.159 --> 00:38:14.639
first when people mislabel you or you know, use the

666
00:38:14.679 --> 00:38:15.519
wrong pronoun.

667
00:38:15.880 --> 00:38:16.440
Give him a.

668
00:38:16.440 --> 00:38:19.639
Chance or give you the rca dog head tilt.

669
00:38:20.159 --> 00:38:22.960
Yeah, Like like if I show up and you you

670
00:38:23.000 --> 00:38:26.360
see me as a five foot nine white man and

671
00:38:26.400 --> 00:38:29.840
I say, hi, my name is Dan, but my pronoun

672
00:38:30.239 --> 00:38:33.360
is she, You're probably.

673
00:38:33.039 --> 00:38:35.440
Gonna do though, Yeah, but.

674
00:38:35.440 --> 00:38:39.400
Okay, anyway. Nicole is twenty seven today.

675
00:38:40.360 --> 00:38:44.119
Also celebrating a birthday today Brie Olsen, who was Charlie

676
00:38:44.119 --> 00:38:48.280
Sheen's head goddess during his meltdown years. She's thirty eight today.

677
00:38:48.440 --> 00:38:51.039
And this is a great example of how you say

678
00:38:51.119 --> 00:38:54.480
something matters, not just what you say. Right, I'm gonna

679
00:38:54.519 --> 00:38:55.960
read you this sentence again, and I'm gonna read it

680
00:38:56.000 --> 00:38:57.559
to you in two different ways and see if you

681
00:38:57.599 --> 00:38:58.320
can tell the difference.

682
00:38:58.320 --> 00:39:00.920
All Right, was.

683
00:39:00.960 --> 00:39:05.880
Charlie Sheen's head goddess during his meltdown. That's version number one.

684
00:39:06.400 --> 00:39:10.320
Version number two is Brie Olsen was Charlie Sheen's head

685
00:39:10.360 --> 00:39:15.360
goddess during his meltdown. I'll let you try to figure

686
00:39:15.360 --> 00:39:20.880
out the difference. Other birthdays today, Taylor Hicks is forty eight.

687
00:39:21.039 --> 00:39:24.760
That is American Idol's gray haired fifth season winner. Tom

688
00:39:24.840 --> 00:39:29.800
York from Radiohead is fifty six, turning fifty seven.

689
00:39:29.880 --> 00:39:31.000
How did that make you feel old?

690
00:39:31.400 --> 00:39:34.199
No, it's not. It's Radiohead. Oh just not w It's

691
00:39:34.199 --> 00:39:35.920
like I don't mind Radiohead's music.

692
00:39:35.960 --> 00:39:41.679
I just can't stand Radiohead fans. I mean that is

693
00:39:41.760 --> 00:39:48.280
they are. They have got to be the most pretentious

694
00:39:48.559 --> 00:39:55.480
group of people that you'll ever find, because I mean

695
00:39:56.400 --> 00:39:59.639
they will go out of their way to you know,

696
00:40:00.480 --> 00:40:02.039
tell you why it's the greatest band ever.

697
00:40:02.119 --> 00:40:03.280
And you're right.

698
00:40:03.599 --> 00:40:11.119
Every Radiohead fan has a fifteen minute monologue ready to

699
00:40:11.199 --> 00:40:13.559
go at the drop of a hat to explain to

700
00:40:13.800 --> 00:40:16.760
you why Radiohead is the greatest band of all.

701
00:40:17.039 --> 00:40:20.199
They will music explain you why. And I'm like, no,

702
00:40:20.239 --> 00:40:24.000
they're not. I go there, you know, I'll sum up

703
00:40:24.079 --> 00:40:27.280
radio and Radiohead fans. They don't play their biggest hit

704
00:40:28.039 --> 00:40:28.440
there you.

705
00:40:28.400 --> 00:40:33.079
Go, yeah and no, and you're not gonna You're not

706
00:40:33.079 --> 00:40:34.119
gonna hear hear them in the tree?

707
00:40:34.119 --> 00:40:34.599
How was either?

708
00:40:36.079 --> 00:40:38.159
But that's not because I'll say it, Radiohead sucks.

709
00:40:39.079 --> 00:40:42.199
How dare you, Trey, Well, I.

710
00:40:42.280 --> 00:40:45.400
Promise you wait wait when this goes out, there will

711
00:40:45.440 --> 00:40:47.679
be there will be a three page comment.

712
00:40:49.639 --> 00:40:49.880
Yep.

713
00:40:50.000 --> 00:40:50.960
And it was ready to go.

714
00:40:51.280 --> 00:40:52.119
Uh huh, it was.

715
00:40:52.159 --> 00:40:53.079
It was. It was in there.

716
00:40:53.119 --> 00:40:55.599
It was in their already copied file, ready to paste

717
00:40:55.599 --> 00:40:57.480
at the drop of a hat into the comment section.

718
00:40:58.280 --> 00:41:03.159
But let's be honest, Trey, Radiohead fans are the terminators

719
00:41:03.440 --> 00:41:08.159
of band fans, and you just became their John Connor.

720
00:41:09.559 --> 00:41:12.159
They do not stop, they do not eat, they do

721
00:41:12.199 --> 00:41:14.960
not sleep. Their only mission in this life is to

722
00:41:15.000 --> 00:41:18.320
prove to the entire world that Radiohead is the greatest

723
00:41:18.360 --> 00:41:21.079
band ever to live and if they have to kill

724
00:41:21.119 --> 00:41:23.559
everyone that disagrees with them, then, by god, that's what

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they're gonna do.

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Hey, Radiohead fans, Nickelback is better.

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I don't know if you saw it, but my soul

728
00:41:37.519 --> 00:41:41.639
just left my body. I think even all of Canada

729
00:41:41.760 --> 00:41:49.559
just gasped. Even Chad what, yeah, yeah, Somewhere Chad Kreeger's like, really,

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I mean I like this at all, but really. Trey

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Trendholm at gmail dot com, in.

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Visit us online at Treehouseonair dot com. You're in visit

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us online at Treehouse on Air dot com.

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00:42:29.960 --> 00:42:31.800
Once again, be sure to check out all things Treehouse

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00:42:31.840 --> 00:42:34.280
at Treehouse on Air dot com, and that includes checking

736
00:42:34.280 --> 00:42:37.079
out our YouTube channel. Our YouTube channel which has all

737
00:42:37.119 --> 00:42:39.840
sorts of fun things on it, like The Treehouse Cowboys,

738
00:42:39.880 --> 00:42:41.880
which is our football show that we do as sort

739
00:42:41.880 --> 00:42:47.760
of Cowboys fan therapy. There's also Treehouse TV, so if

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00:42:47.760 --> 00:42:50.760
you want to hear about the twenty twenty four presidential

741
00:42:51.360 --> 00:42:56.159
swimsuit uh competition, you can check out Treehouse TV on

742
00:42:56.239 --> 00:43:00.599
our YouTube channel. It's at Treehouse on Air YouTube dot com.

743
00:43:00.639 --> 00:43:03.559
At Treehouse on here.

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All right. Last thing, Trey is this Are you ready?

745
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Yes?

746
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All right?

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Because I feel like this story is gonna speak to

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you in a certain way. A thirty six year old

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00:43:16.679 --> 00:43:21.840
man broke into a woman's home in Wales and did

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all of her chores. So it's definitely not your typical

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00:43:26.440 --> 00:43:29.559
break in story. This happened over the summer, but the

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00:43:29.679 --> 00:43:32.960
trial was held this past week. The woman who lived

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there was at work when he broke in on July sixteenth.

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00:43:35.880 --> 00:43:38.480
What did he do well? He hung her laundry out

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to dry, put her groceries away, and even emptied her recycling.

756
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He also tidied up her garden, refilled the bird feeders,

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organized her fridge, mopped the floors, put out a bottle

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of wine, cooked dinner, and left a note that said

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don't worry, be happy, eat up. After that, he left

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and he was not there when she got home from work,

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and it freaked her out. She wasn't exactly thankful for

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all of that he had done. Instead, she was freaked out,

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00:44:07.280 --> 00:44:09.760
called the police. She thought she had a stalker on

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her hands, but he wasn't. His lawyer told the judge

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he was just homeless at the time and undergoing a

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number of difficulties. She stayed with a friend for two

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weeks until police caught him. And they caught him after

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he broke into another vacant house. He didn't do any

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00:44:24.880 --> 00:44:27.880
chores that time, and he didn't have time to because

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00:44:27.920 --> 00:44:31.039
someone showed up kicked him out. A judge just sentenced

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00:44:31.119 --> 00:44:35.679
him last Thursday to twenty two months in jail. His

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lawyer told the court her client was sorry for the

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harm he caused his victims. Twenty two months in jail

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or I guess trespassing the one home and doing some

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lady's chores in another.

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Yeah, just goes to shay you. He can never please

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a woman.

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Once again.

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That's Troy Tunholme at gmail dot com.

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I don't know who he is. I didn't know.

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Let's be sure to check out all things treehouse Treehouse

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00:45:30.440 --> 00:45:32.639
on air dot com. Give us a follow on social

783
00:45:32.639 --> 00:45:37.280
media at Treehouse on Air. For me, although I'm kind

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00:45:37.280 --> 00:45:39.280
of afraid to give out any of my contact info

785
00:45:39.440 --> 00:45:43.199
right now, it's at d Dan O'Malley for Trey, whom

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I know you're gonna have a lot to say.

787
00:45:46.079 --> 00:45:49.480
It's at Trey Trenholme one see.

788
00:45:49.480 --> 00:45:52.400
Dan Dan, thank you for feeding me all those lines.

789
00:45:52.519 --> 00:45:53.960
I didn't send you that. Shut up.

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00:45:54.800 --> 00:45:58.000
Don't give me credit on that one.

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00:45:59.079 --> 00:46:01.480
Hell no, no no no no no no no no

792
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no no no no. Don't you dare No.

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That's why, that's why you drive this bus.

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The bus is supposed to run over the driver. See

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you tomorrow in the tree.