May 19, 2025

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Red Pill Raj| Monday May 19, 2025
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We start off today talking about the new diet craze sweeping the country, the dog food diet. Then we learn about the 2025 version of Goldilock's, a massage parlor that got shut down and what should have been the red flags that there was a problem, plastic surgery, and we think Raj took the red pill when we were talking about a glitch in the Matrix. But first, Birthdays!

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It is time to leave your warriors outside and laugh

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with us inside the Treehouse. I'm Daniel Malley along with

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Trey Trendholme and Raj Sharma. Today is Monday, May nineteenth,

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two thy twenty five. We're not big on stupid trends,

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at least doing them, but we are big on talking

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about them.

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Have you guys heard the newest diet craze?

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Mm hmm.

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Now dog food diet is the new diet craze taking

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the country by storm.

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Mm hmm.

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It is a probably no shock that this has originated

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on TikTok, where all dumb things seem to originate and

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then amplified here inside the Treehouse show.

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So what is it?

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A new hot health hack on TikTok is human dog food.

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It's not actual dog food, it just looks like it.

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So the idea is you take a bunch of healthy

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things like vegetables, rice and chicken, then you chop it

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up really really fine, mix it all together, and then

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eat a bowl of it for every single meal. So

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it looks like dog food. Doesn't this sound like the

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meal plan you can maintain for a healthy lifestyle for

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the remainder of your days. On this planet.

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Doesn't that sound like fun?

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But it's like fresh pet, right, isn't that the the

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model of it? You're just eating chicken and rice. But

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if like I mean, if you're if you're chowing down

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on a can of Alpha, like that's that you need

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you're having bad days?

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Yeah, that's what I say.

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They're they're referring to it as the dog food diet,

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but it's people food.

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But it just looks like food for dogs.

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Yeah, I could.

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I could eat a bowl season it right, right, vegetables,

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good chicken. I could do it.

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So instead of just eating a chicken breast and vegetables,

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you need to chop it all up and mix it

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together because that's gonna help.

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Yeah, it's trendy. So you're you're part of the cool

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kid club.

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Uh no you're not. No wonder are not. I wonder

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what one of the fattest nation nations around? It's crap

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like this.

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Oh yeah, I'm surprised you didn't go the the additional step.

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And because when I first saw the headline, I thought

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it was going to be something I tried as a

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radio bit years ago when we were drinking on the

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air to get an entire happy meal. Or an entire

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big mac meal from McDonald's, blend it all down into

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a smoothie and drink it.

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That's what I thought this was going to be.

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You were there that night, Raj, Yeah, Yeah, Tassas almost

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threw up on me. Mm hmm yeah, because he was like,

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I'll do it, and I'm like, that is a that's

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a big guy move.

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It's why why eat a big mac meal when you

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can drink it.

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It's like it's like Joey and the Shepherd's Pie, you

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know what I mean, or the whatever it was that

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she made. It's like meat good, jam good, Like that's

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the same thing, you.

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Know what I mean.

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Yeah, when he put the big mac in the fries

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and I think there were nuggets.

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And nuggets in there. Did we get a chocolate or

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a vanilla shake.

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To chocolate shake?

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Ye ye?

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And to blend it and then drink it on the air, Because.

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So that's what I thought the dog food diet was

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going to be. And you're right, Tray, It's like all

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it is is you're just taking an already healthy meal

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and then you're adding additional unnecessary steps to chop it

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up really fine, just to what looks like dog.

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Food that's just eat, just eat the stuff you already made.

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Yeah, I mean yeah, and it's going to be cheaper

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than if you try to like get the farmer's dog

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for a human.

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I mean that that would be quite pricey.

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So yeah, you know that I might respect.

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Yeah.

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I used to make food, the food for my dogs,

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like when I was especially back in LA because it

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was just easier to do, because it was easier to

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find to go like to a market and find fresh

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vegetables and organic stuff. And I would just do like

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the brown rice and some spinach, some carrots, some ground chicken,

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a little bit of broth. Loved it. I would eat that.

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I would even make sure like it was seasoned enough.

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I would eat it. I'm like, Okay, that's good. That's

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good enough for the dogs. But it's just chicken breast

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and yeah, but chopping it up to make it look unhelped,

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like unedible, like that's I don't know what the point

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of that is.

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I think really it's just to be doing something trendy

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and stand out, I guess, and to create something. The

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general idea for the guy that originally posted it is

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the human dog food trend is supposed to make meal

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planning easy, so that way you know what you're eating

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is healthy. Again, I don't know why you need to

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go through the additional step of chopping it all up

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super fine when you already have the chicken and the

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veggies and the rice. But whatever nutrition experts say, there

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are some downsides. Number One, you're probably gonna get bored,

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so you won't stick with it. Also because it strips

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all the joy out of eating.

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Number two, there are new gaps.

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Even though it's full of good things, it's the same

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stuff every day. The mix you go with might not

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have all the vitamins and minerals you need, so it's

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generally better to have more variety in your diet. They

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do say, though, it's not a bad idea if you

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want to do it for some of your meals.

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Like maybe you eat your normal breakfast and normal dinner

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and then you just have slop for lunch.

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Jeez, I mean, I enjoy the taste of I'd like

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to eat healthy, but I enjoy the taste of food.

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Like I have a buddy of mine who's like a

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big guy in the gym, and he is quoted saying

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multiple times he's like, I don't look at food for pleasure.

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It's fuel. And I'm like, you're an idiot.

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If that's true, then why don't you go lick a

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furnace because you don't.

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You don't deserve your taste buds.

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Yeah, and then like Jay Leno eats the same meal

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every single day like whatever his wife but before she

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got sick. But whatever is my wife would make on

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New Year's Day. That's what he ate for every meal

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the rest of the year. That would drive me insane.

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I could almost do that, really, I could almost do that, Yeah,

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because I mean there there there have been many many

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days in a row where I would just eat Chipotle

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for dinner, no problem, same things, no problem, easy.

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Wow. But trade is like the way trade like, uh,

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meal preps. That's pretty solid. Like he's got his steak,

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he's got his chicken breast, he's got his vegetables. Like

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that is that's easy to do, and he does it

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for the I think you do it for the week.

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And so it's just grab and go.

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Dan maybe uh you could try uh broccoli and Boca burgers.

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Wow, it's early in the week for this, but I

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still feel it's required.

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danel Malley along with Trey Trenholm and Raj Sharma. Today

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is Monday, May nineteenth, twenty twenty five. Trey, how is

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your new foray into the land of contact lenses going?

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Do you see me with eeing glasses on? Dan?

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Yes, that tells you about how good it's going.

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I think I've got one stuck in my eye and

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uh so, yeah.

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Did you fall asleep in them?

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No? I couldn't.

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I've either it somehow popped out, but uh like I

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cannot find it, and but yet it feels like there's

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something stuck in my eye.

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Yeah, so it's probably like I used to get them

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stuck up here and you just have to kind of

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push down and then yeah, that's kind.

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Of not under your eyelid on top of your eyeball.

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Yeah.

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Sometimes I'd fall asleep and them on accident, just not

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even thinking, and I just have to kind of push

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down till it made its way and then remove it. Yeah.

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No, thanks, Oh no, just give me the glasses because

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if I fall asleep with the glasses on.

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It's fine.

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I even break your glasses, you can.

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But they aren't going to get lodged inside my skull

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the way a contact lends would.

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I mean, that's a good final destination. Plot goes to

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sleep with the glasses on, rolls over, they snap right

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in the brain.

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So good.

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I'm willing to accept that.

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That's the way you want to die.

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That's not the way I want to die.

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But I'm willing to accept that as long as I

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don't have to every day of my life put a

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contact lens on the tip of my finger and shove

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it inside my own face.

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That I cannot do. So it is what it is.

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Yeah, but at your funeral, you know how many I'm

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just how badly you would be ball busted, Like just

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how many times everybody wel it hindsight being twenty twenty, Yeah.

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I probably should have warned the contact lenses. No, I'm

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totally fine with that. If I die in a stupid fashion,

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I wholeheartedly endorse you guys roasting the ever loving crap

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out of me at my memorial.

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Do it.

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I welcome it. Write me in epic obituary and make

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fun of the manner in which I died. Please have

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fun with it. Okay, are you guys familiar? I'm I

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don't want to assume too much, but do you remember

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Goldilocks in the Three Bears? It looks like we just

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got a twenty twenty five update to the classic children's story.

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That's because a man in the Los Angeles area came

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home last Saturday after being away for a couple of days,

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and when he put the key in the door, he

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looked inside and saw that his house had been completely ransacked.

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Upon closer inspection, he found a naked man sleeping in

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his bed, not the penthouse letter he was hoping they

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would get. He called the police, but the homeowner continued

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to find strange things inside the home in addition to

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the naked man sleeping in his bed, because the intruder

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also ate a box of ice cream sandwiches, cooked some

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veggie burgers, and he went through all the chewing gum.

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In fact, he ate a full box of chewing gum,

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sixty pieces, and he's spit it out in a big

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wad the size of a softball.

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The naked intruder also allegedly killed a possum on the

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back patio, so he got some stuff done while he

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was there, apparently, not surprisingly, the homeowner also says he

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found little baggies around the apartment which which they say

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are probably some kind of drugs, and he swears they're

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not his.

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But the naked intruders hilarious.

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guy off to jail, and they're still investigating what there

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is left to investigate. I'm not really sure, but I

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can imagine walking in and finding your home ransacked and

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a naked man who's killed a possum and eating all

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your chewing gum and spit it out at the size

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of a softball as not the warm welcome you want

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when you've been gone for a couple of days.

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So, so, was was the guy a Harry gay fella?

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That's a great question, because does that make the homeowner Goldielocks?

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Well, that's I'm sure where's the bear in the story? Right?

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Because because the new Goldilocks found himself naked in a

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very comfy bed, I.

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Mean it does actually absolutely sound like a Disney remake

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Yeah, this one's this is going to be rated a

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I'm Dan, He's trade that right there is RAJ. That

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is Monday, May nineteenth, twenty twenty five. Five men have

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come forward alleging they were touched inappropriately at a massage

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parlor in Florida. The reason why they came forward to

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say they were touched inappropriately at a massage parlor in

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Florida is because the person that touched them inappropriately is

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the mail owner of the massage parlor.

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Pretty sure if this had been.

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The female owner, we would not be hearing about it.

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But we are, so here we go. Five men have

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come forward alleging they were touched inappropriately by the male

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owner of a massage business in Florida. I'm now going

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to share with you the first hand account of one

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of these men that have come forward claiming he was

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touched inappropriately by the male massage parlor owner.

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First hand account, first hand account, well played, sir, thank you.

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His closer on the floor, and after his closers are

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on the floor, he got up on top of me

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and was completely laying on me. Nick, he started trying

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to massage my friend.

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I'm going to play that for you again because we

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need to break this down just a little bit. Okay,

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So here's this guy getting a massage, rolls over onto

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his back, and this is what he sees.

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His closer on the floor, and if here his closers

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are on the floor. He got up on top of

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me and was completely laying on me. Nick, he started

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trying to massage my friend.

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I'm pretty sure that if this was me, I would

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have had a problem as soon as I rolled over

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and saw the man naked next to me. Instead, he

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lets the naked massage man crawl on top of him

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and then also start to touch him inappropriately. There are

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multiple points here where he could have said, hey, that's not.

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Cool or He's like, oh man, this Asian culture is weird.

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You know, that's maybe what's going through his head. He's like, no, well,

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maybe that's how they do this in Bangkok.

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That yeah, maybe, but let's do this.

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I'm gonna play audio one more time with a show

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of hands, raise your hand when you would have probably

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said something okay, no.

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It is his closer on the floor, and after his

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closers are.

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Yeah, all three of our hands shoot up. There is

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no more. After his closer on the floor, it's over.

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Massage done. We're going to have a major issue.

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Mine would have started in the parking lot of be like,

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damn it, Gary, We're not doing this again. Like every

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time we come to Florida, you want to go to

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this massage parlor. I'm out. That's what I just go,

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like next door to the bar, like wherever that is.

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This is also a you know, look, you're right, Raj.

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Maybe maybe this was a cultural thing.

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Well, people have a miss like they misconstrued with like

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the happy ending thing like in Thailand Malaysia. It's a

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stress reliever. It's not there's nothing supposed to be sexual

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about it.

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Here.

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It's taken that way, but it's common practice in Thailand,

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Hong Kong, Malaysia, Like for them to do that at

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the end, and it's to relieve stress.

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Well, that's I don't think that's what is it, Trey.

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I mean, you know, I think that's what it does.

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Yeah, it lowers your blood pressure, relieves stress, like all

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of that. So that's what it's designed. Like they're like

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they're not getting any the person doing. The ladies doing

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it aren't getting like this weird satisfaction out of it.

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It's just part of the massage over there. Yea here,

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it's like, you know, that's why they you know, have nicknames.

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For it or whatever.

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So are lady boys come, well, yes, and you might

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get one of those two.

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So yeah, I just imagine if you're at this massage

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parlor and you roll over and not only are all

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of his clothes on the floor and he's naked, but

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so is the wig that he was wearing, tricking you

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into thinking that he was a girl. Yes, I will

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say this though you know, they say ignorance is not

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a defense for breaking the law. Your culture also cannot

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be a defense for breaking the law. And I don't

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think Michael Gutierrez, the owner of this massage parlor in

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Florida gets to claim culture as to the reason why

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he's trying to rub off on his clients.

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Was Michael originally the messuse?

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I mean, that's what I'm guessing, because otherwise, if I

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am getting massaged by a female messuse and then all

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of a sudden the door opens, door closes, and I

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see seeing a guy drop trial, that's gonna be the

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first red flag right there.

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The first and only red flag.

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I'm just saying, Man, when you get a cholo to

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climb on top of you like, that's a.

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He's dedicated to the craft. I have unwittingly seen clips

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of bait bus. I do not want to see bait

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massage parlor either. As funny as it can be for

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everybody else, I don't want any of that, Thank you

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very much.

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along with Trey Trenholm and Raj Sharma. That actually would

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be a pretty interesting business to start right after you

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were paroled from prison. Is you know a massage?

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Is it?

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Well?

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I mean you you you've probably had some practice while

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in prison, and you've had time to think about a

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business model and what better way to turn your life

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around than to help your fellow man.

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So that means there had to be a program in prison.

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Like some people can get their ged, some people can

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get their associates. There are people that have become lawyers,

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So there means that that means at this particular prison,

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there was somebody like before I got in here, I

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was a sentual massuse and I would like to teach

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other inmates, Yeah, the art of sensual massage.

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And then when you get out.

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I think it's important that in order to turn your

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life around, give back to the community that you have wronged.

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You should spread the gospel of the prison, of the

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prison massage.

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Oh, it's gonna get spread. It's not the gospel you're

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gonna be praying. It's not h I know, I know

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he said that. The thing that like when he saw

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the clothes out, you said, when you see the clothes

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on the floor. But when I hear like, I'm your messus,

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little puppet, I'm like, you know what, I'm good. You

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know what I'm just gonna take. I'm gonna take a

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gift card. H And I'll just come back at another time. Uh,

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maybe during your you know, maybe during your evaluation for

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how you're doing outside of prison. Now, like when you're gone,

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I'll come back.

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Look, I mean you could do you know, mobile glass

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and you know windshield repair, mobile dentt repair, or mobile massage.

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Yes, because I want to get massaged in a lowrider

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by a guy who just got out of prison.

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Just wait until they activate the buttons and it start

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to bouncing.

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I think you get that on group on. That's where

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you get that. That's where you get that discount.

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I mean it may not be exactly the same as

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a Swedish massage, but a prison massage I'm sure is

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going to have some benefits.

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And I'm just saying, if you see a sign this

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as Goutier's Massage and check kashing, don't go. If they

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have rims for rent, It's not a good place to

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get a massage. I'm just letting you know. You don't

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file a complaint when you leave there.

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Don't knock until you tried. It might be the massage

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you've ever had.

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That would be the sad part. If you got dressed

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and like I was really hesitant at first, but you're

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a delight.

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Just the tissue is.

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You're just hoping it's your tissue.

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That's when he breaks out the crowbar and say, I'm

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might have to really get in there.

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How do you even look at someone like you're really tense?

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Really you're kidding. I don't know if I'm getting massaged

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or murdered. I don't know which one's gonna happen.

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I can understand that, you know, getting your first few

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clients as you open up your your ex con mobile

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massage might be a challenge.

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I mean you say clients, they say victims. It's you know,

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it's semantics at that point. It's not a it's not

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crime spree. You're trying to turn your life, right.

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Look, when you get out of prison, and I've heard

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it's very hard to find to find work.

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So it makes sense to go into business for yourself.

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Yes, but just pick a you know, just pick a

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business that's not h putting oil on. Yeah, this is

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this is turning into a Diddy situation.

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Yeah, do do do not do not call up rub

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downs by Diddy.

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And you know he's doing that in prison right now

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up in New York. He's like, let me, I know

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we've got some time off. Let me show you how

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this works, baby oil.

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Please let me show you what all the talk is about.

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Bad Boys.

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That's the name of the company.

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Right there.

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Trey Trenholm and Raj Sharma. Today is Monday, May nineteenth,

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twenty twenty five. Let's celebrate what's some birthdays? Turning forty

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him as an Indy five hundred race car winner, but

480
00:28:30.799 --> 00:28:35.359
he's also the ex husband of Ashley judd h For

481
00:28:35.440 --> 00:28:37.839
a while, he was more famous for being her husband

482
00:28:37.839 --> 00:28:41.000
than he was being a race car driver. Lucky for him,

483
00:28:41.200 --> 00:28:45.839
he finally won some marquee races and I believe has

484
00:28:45.920 --> 00:28:51.720
kind of left that also known as behind, but not entirely,

485
00:28:51.759 --> 00:28:54.599
because that's how I always remember him. So sorry, Dario,

486
00:28:55.160 --> 00:28:55.759
Are you watching?

487
00:28:56.079 --> 00:29:02.039
Are you watching The Minister? The documentary The Juds on Lifetime.

488
00:29:02.000 --> 00:29:03.480
That has not.

489
00:29:05.039 --> 00:29:09.920
Ever come across my suggested to watch feed. How are

490
00:29:09.960 --> 00:29:13.079
you watching a Judgs documentary on the Lifetime channel.

491
00:29:13.599 --> 00:29:16.440
I was watching The Rookie with Nathan Fillion. It was

492
00:29:16.480 --> 00:29:19.559
a little marathon and then I just kind of left

493
00:29:19.559 --> 00:29:21.279
the TV on went a shower came out and it

494
00:29:21.359 --> 00:29:24.240
was on Lifetime. It was the Juds and you have

495
00:29:24.279 --> 00:29:27.480
to see Ashley Judd's face. She uh she she jacked

496
00:29:27.519 --> 00:29:31.200
it up. Plastic surgery gone gone awry?

497
00:29:32.079 --> 00:29:35.319
Is it has her face melted like a like a candle?

498
00:29:35.960 --> 00:29:38.359
Or is is it that whatever the new thing is

499
00:29:38.400 --> 00:29:40.279
where the fillers and stuff were put in and you

500
00:29:40.279 --> 00:29:41.759
look some sort of like freaky doll.

501
00:29:43.359 --> 00:29:46.359
It looks I was like, is her dad Asian? I

502
00:29:46.599 --> 00:29:50.400
maybe they have different days. She she's getting Yeah, you

503
00:29:50.480 --> 00:29:53.000
just have to look up her face. She uh she

504
00:29:53.200 --> 00:29:57.000
she did it and she was stunningly beautiful, but she uh.

505
00:29:57.720 --> 00:30:00.920
Another great example of someone that didn't need the work done.

506
00:30:00.920 --> 00:30:01.880
Why are you doing it?

507
00:30:02.200 --> 00:30:05.480
Like I understood when Jennifer Gray, who was an eighties star,

508
00:30:05.759 --> 00:30:09.240
got her nose job and then no one recognized her.

509
00:30:10.079 --> 00:30:11.160
Yeah, they wouldn't get her work.

510
00:30:11.960 --> 00:30:12.960
Yeah. And then.

511
00:30:14.960 --> 00:30:18.480
But then you've got other Hollywood types that are already

512
00:30:18.519 --> 00:30:20.880
gorgeous and you're like, why are you doing this?

513
00:30:21.039 --> 00:30:21.480
Stop it?

514
00:30:22.519 --> 00:30:25.200
Yeah, Mickey Ray don't know for sure, but it does

515
00:30:25.279 --> 00:30:27.880
not look like Michelle Pfeiffer has had any work done.

516
00:30:28.319 --> 00:30:29.960
And there you.

517
00:30:30.000 --> 00:30:34.759
Go, here's someone that was already gorgeous as far as

518
00:30:34.799 --> 00:30:37.680
I know, has not done anything. But if she has,

519
00:30:37.839 --> 00:30:41.279
it hasn't been drastic the way others have and jacked

520
00:30:41.359 --> 00:30:44.839
up their face. Renee Zellwegger is a good example, ruined

521
00:30:44.839 --> 00:30:46.839
her face with too much plastic surgery.

522
00:30:47.039 --> 00:30:49.640
And then went backwards, so she went back to a different,

523
00:30:49.799 --> 00:30:52.720
uh doctor. I had the I just kind of ran

524
00:30:52.759 --> 00:30:55.319
into her through another mutual friend at a dinner and

525
00:30:55.359 --> 00:30:58.480
she I was like, oh, she kind of looks really

526
00:30:58.519 --> 00:31:00.119
similar to what she used to look like it's one

527
00:31:00.160 --> 00:31:02.279
hundred percent, but uh my buddy was telling me, it's

528
00:31:02.319 --> 00:31:04.000
like she went back to a different doctor and kind

529
00:31:04.000 --> 00:31:06.480
of like had a take and I believe her own picture,

530
00:31:06.759 --> 00:31:08.839
like can we kind of get back to this? And

531
00:31:08.880 --> 00:31:10.799
they kind of worked it out so she's a little

532
00:31:10.799 --> 00:31:14.039
bit better. But yeah, Ashley Judd a little a little

533
00:31:14.039 --> 00:31:14.640
too much.

534
00:31:15.400 --> 00:31:18.599
And that's I think it's a they just they get

535
00:31:18.640 --> 00:31:22.319
too drastic on stuff and oh yeah, instead of like

536
00:31:22.440 --> 00:31:26.079
you can look at Michelle Feiffer, there's no way she

537
00:31:26.200 --> 00:31:30.079
hasn't had some work done because she still looks like

538
00:31:30.160 --> 00:31:31.960
she's in her forties mm hmm.

539
00:31:32.400 --> 00:31:36.680
But it's subtle. She also also you can tell she

540
00:31:36.799 --> 00:31:37.480
has aged.

541
00:31:37.960 --> 00:31:40.759
I think that's the deal is whether you want to

542
00:31:40.839 --> 00:31:43.799
it's like aging gracefully, Like you can't fight it all

543
00:31:43.839 --> 00:31:46.799
the way, but you can slow it down. Versus they

544
00:31:46.799 --> 00:31:48.519
try to go in and just like, oh, make me

545
00:31:48.519 --> 00:31:50.559
look twenty one again, Well that's not gonna happen.

546
00:31:50.920 --> 00:31:53.279
Well, Also, why don't yeah, also why don't you see

547
00:31:53.319 --> 00:31:55.319
what like get to that age and see what you

548
00:31:55.359 --> 00:31:57.400
look like and then make that decision. Don't do it

549
00:31:57.440 --> 00:32:01.079
before you get there. Like Diane Keaton still is beautiful,

550
00:32:01.160 --> 00:32:03.200
Like I don't think she's had much work done, if

551
00:32:03.240 --> 00:32:06.400
any at all, and she looks great. She just got

552
00:32:06.440 --> 00:32:08.200
to that age where it's like, Okay, well I look

553
00:32:08.240 --> 00:32:08.759
good for this.

554
00:32:09.240 --> 00:32:11.799
Yeah, But I think I think that needs to be.

555
00:32:13.240 --> 00:32:15.160
The goal is like you need to be a little

556
00:32:15.240 --> 00:32:17.640
more realistic if you're going to go to the plastic

557
00:32:17.680 --> 00:32:22.680
surgery route to maintain whatever level of beauty or youth

558
00:32:22.880 --> 00:32:26.640
that you want, because like, if you just get a

559
00:32:26.680 --> 00:32:30.000
face lift and you're tightening what you got, I think

560
00:32:30.039 --> 00:32:32.160
for the most part, that can be okay. Where you

561
00:32:32.200 --> 00:32:35.799
get into some serious trouble with plastic surgery is when

562
00:32:35.799 --> 00:32:38.960
you start getting the like the crazy fillers and things

563
00:32:39.240 --> 00:32:42.559
and where they're like they're pumping your face up where

564
00:32:42.920 --> 00:32:44.839
everything is completely smooth.

565
00:32:46.039 --> 00:32:47.359
That's a massive problem.

566
00:32:47.480 --> 00:32:50.079
If the rest of your body looks like a wrinkled,

567
00:32:50.160 --> 00:32:52.680
dried out prune, you don't match.

568
00:32:53.480 --> 00:32:54.720
Yeah, so all you're.

569
00:32:54.559 --> 00:32:58.119
Doing is making it stand out even more that you've

570
00:32:58.160 --> 00:33:00.799
had work done, and your face looks that much more

571
00:33:00.920 --> 00:33:03.680
ridiculous because it doesn't match the rest of your wrinkled body.

572
00:33:04.240 --> 00:33:07.079
Yeah. When you agree with the doctor, when he's like, hey,

573
00:33:07.119 --> 00:33:08.759
we're gonna take some fat out of your ass and

574
00:33:08.759 --> 00:33:11.039
put it in your face and you want yeah, sounds great,

575
00:33:11.319 --> 00:33:13.319
that's when you need to re evaluate where he stuff

576
00:33:13.359 --> 00:33:15.039
is going. Look, I don't want as fat in my

577
00:33:15.079 --> 00:33:19.440
face Like I'm good, I'm okay with agent gracefully.

578
00:33:20.119 --> 00:33:21.759
Yeah, you want it on your face.

579
00:33:25.839 --> 00:33:28.039
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This is The Treehouse Show on Daniel Malley along with

592
00:34:16.840 --> 00:34:20.559
Terry Trenholm and Raj Sharma. Today is Monday May nineteenth,

593
00:34:20.639 --> 00:34:26.320
twenty twenty five. Before we leave for today, something very

594
00:34:26.440 --> 00:34:29.239
very interesting to share with you, Raj, you are our

595
00:34:30.159 --> 00:34:31.760
in house conspiracy nut.

596
00:34:31.840 --> 00:34:32.519
So pay attention.

597
00:34:32.920 --> 00:34:36.440
I wantn't say nut, but yes, you are conspiracy theorist.

598
00:34:36.920 --> 00:34:41.039
Well, there's a new conspiracy theory that we're all actually

599
00:34:41.119 --> 00:34:43.559
living inside of a matrix like simulation.

600
00:34:43.679 --> 00:34:44.519
Have you heard of this one?

601
00:34:44.800 --> 00:34:45.000
Yes?

602
00:34:46.039 --> 00:34:50.079
Yeah, the new conspiracy that we're all actually living inside

603
00:34:50.079 --> 00:34:53.679
of a matrix like simulation. And this next story could

604
00:34:53.719 --> 00:34:57.400
prove it. On Friday March twenty first, an eighty three

605
00:34:57.480 --> 00:35:00.360
year old man crashed his car into a Webster bank

606
00:35:00.440 --> 00:35:03.440
in Clarkstown, New York. It happened around two o'clock in

607
00:35:03.440 --> 00:35:08.719
the afternoon. Exactly six weeks later, on Friday May second,

608
00:35:09.239 --> 00:35:12.119
the same eighty three year old man crashed the same

609
00:35:12.280 --> 00:35:17.000
car into the same Webster bank at the exact same time,

610
00:35:17.079 --> 00:35:21.199
two o'clock in the afternoon in the exact same spot.

611
00:35:24.199 --> 00:35:24.760
Interesting.

612
00:35:25.000 --> 00:35:30.519
Okay, Now there was one small difference In the first crash,

613
00:35:30.639 --> 00:35:34.320
he drove through a glass window. In the second crash,

614
00:35:34.440 --> 00:35:37.079
exactly six weeks later, they hadn't had a chance to

615
00:35:37.119 --> 00:35:39.559
fix the window yet, so this time he crashed into

616
00:35:39.599 --> 00:35:41.320
a temporary plywood wall.

617
00:35:42.719 --> 00:35:44.159
Hmmm. Interesting.

618
00:35:44.320 --> 00:35:46.440
Okay, at this point, I think the bank should just

619
00:35:46.480 --> 00:35:48.400
take the hint and turn that spot into a drive

620
00:35:48.440 --> 00:35:49.480
through lane.

621
00:35:51.039 --> 00:35:56.840
It already is one, courtesy of this eighty three year

622
00:35:56.840 --> 00:35:57.199
old man.

623
00:35:57.440 --> 00:35:59.519
Yeah, I mean, really, just go with it. At that point,

624
00:35:59.559 --> 00:36:01.800
he's doing you a favor. He's already helping with the demo.

625
00:36:01.920 --> 00:36:02.840
Just turn it into a driver.

626
00:36:03.480 --> 00:36:03.679
Yeah.

627
00:36:03.679 --> 00:36:06.840
The matrix theory is how like they try to explain

628
00:36:06.920 --> 00:36:08.760
de chavous because science can't explain it.

629
00:36:09.159 --> 00:36:09.320
Yep.

630
00:36:09.440 --> 00:36:11.039
So they'll go, oh, you know, like, man, I've been

631
00:36:11.039 --> 00:36:14.320
here before because it's it's a different scenario, but you're

632
00:36:14.360 --> 00:36:15.039
in the same place.

633
00:36:15.639 --> 00:36:15.880
Yep.

634
00:36:16.000 --> 00:36:16.880
So I think.

635
00:36:20.199 --> 00:36:22.159
It's like that, speaking of a glitch.

636
00:36:22.760 --> 00:36:24.960
Yeah, the matrix turned him off.

637
00:36:25.039 --> 00:36:25.239
Man.

638
00:36:25.480 --> 00:36:32.320
Wow, Wow, that is freaky.

639
00:36:32.519 --> 00:36:36.360
Clearly they don't want Raj to speak the truth. Man.

640
00:36:37.480 --> 00:36:39.800
I wonder if they not only shut down his fee,

641
00:36:39.880 --> 00:36:41.960
but I wonder if they unplugged him from the pod,

642
00:36:42.000 --> 00:36:43.960
took him out and killed.

643
00:36:43.800 --> 00:36:48.719
Him or if he's got a black cat walking across

644
00:36:48.719 --> 00:36:49.840
his window right now.

645
00:36:50.239 --> 00:36:57.519
Mm hmm, let's find out tomorrow. Did Roj survive his

646
00:36:57.599 --> 00:37:01.760
glitch in the matrix. For all things Treehouse, go to

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For me, it's at d Dan O'Malley. For Trey, it's

650
00:37:12.119 --> 00:37:16.800
at Trey Trendholm one, And for Rage. If he's still around,

651
00:37:16.880 --> 00:37:19.280
it's at Comedian Rage. We'll see you tomorrow, right back

652
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653
00:37:23.320 --> 00:37:34.039
If he's okay,