April 29, 2024

Romancing the Stone

Romancing the Stone

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Don't let your friends pick your romantic partners. Women do strange things to their vaginas. Alien or demon. Big show. Listen now. Share with a friend.

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About the show: The Treehouse is a funny podcast. Leave your worries outside and join Dan O'Malley, Trey Trenholm, Raj Sharma, and their guests for laughs about current events, stupid news, and the comedy of their everyday lives. If it's stupid, it's in here.

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M m m h h. It
is time to leave your worries outside and

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come laugh with us inside the Treehouse. I'm Daniel Maley along with Trey Trenholm

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and Raj Sharma in today's show.
Kay, We're gonna have fun. We're

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gonna uh get knee deep into some
stupid as we as we are known to

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do. And in part of that
is going to be a good old fashioned

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buck stabbing. It's not the first
in the Treehouse, but there's been another

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butt stabbing I'll tell you about.
Also, there's some controversy about whether a

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family is being tormented by aliens or
demons. We'll get into that along with

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Salmon Jizz and I want to start
today with something softer or romantic, sweeter

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luscious. Are either of you guys
big into romance novels like the dirty kind,

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like the like the I don't,
I don't know how they are there

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different kinds, Sure, there's different
levels. It's like it's just like it's

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just like very uh well uh well
put together, well thought out porn like

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word porn define romance. Yeah,
I mean, if you want to say

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that Hannibal and Clarice had a romance, yes, I'm all in. I

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mean, one couldn't exist with one
the other. Yeah, it's not your

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traditional romantic on screen doing Fabio the
no, oh, it's not that.

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That's yeah. The Silence of the
Lambs would have been very different if Fabio's

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cast as Hannibal Lecter, although now
I kind of want to see that version.

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The only reason he has the mask
on his face because he got hit

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by a goose exactly. They're wheeling
him off of the roller coaster. Fava

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been scene would also be really different. I told you we were going to

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be need even stupid. This only
took about a minute. So now the

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reason I asked you guys this,
I'm curious, are either of you into

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or have you read any romance novels? I mean, are we talking about

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like the cheesy like Fabio on the
cover type? Uh? What I want?

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Yeah? No, I think we've
all read a little bit of of

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of those books out of curiosity.
I did because I occasionally found them because

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my family is voracious readers, and
I would occasionally see these books at half

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priced books, especially, so I'd
be like, what, what's like I'll

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see in TV shows or something someone
will reference them and I'll see them like,

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what is this and I'll see fabi. I was like, okay,

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I got it curious and then I
open it up and it's the standard mushroom

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headed warrior plowing the you know,
the supple field type nonsense. But no,

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what I mean specifically is romance new
romance like Fifty Shades of Gray,

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The note Book, The faulton Our
Stars, and all those other books that

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that guy wrote that keep turning into
movies. Fifty Shades was actually those books

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were very good. I did like
them. That would I don't know if

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I call that romance? But yeah, so is that to some that that

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is? That is some people's version
of romance. Yes, the people that

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like them heel to the nuts,
that's that's a high heel to your ball

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sack, that's who That's what they
call romance. That's right. I mean

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a romantic dinner and one of you
is suspended from the ceiling in hooks,

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you know, to each their own. Now, the reason I ask is

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because someone asked two thousand romance readers
who the best boyfriends and girlfriends are from

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the novels from their romance novels and
coming in at the number one spot for

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top boyfriend and Romance any guesses.
I don't know anybody's names, so I'm

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gonna go to the Notebook guy.
That's a very very good guess. In

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fact, it's such a good guess. Not only is that correct the character's

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name is Noah Calhoun from The Notebook. He took the top spot as far

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as favorite boyfriend among romance readers,
but it also gives me an excuse to

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play this timeless clip from the movie
adaptation of The Notebook, where the lead

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characters not only have to figure out
whether or not they want to spend the

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rest of their lives together, but
like the rest of us, also try

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to figure out whether and they also
have to figure out what they want to

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eat for dinner? What do you
want? What do you want? What

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do you want? Damn? What
do you want? I have to go

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that will never not be old to
me? From the writer, from the

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writer of What's in in the Box, Here's what do you want? It's

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the safe guy. I wrote that. Yeah, I should actually say it's

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it's that will never get old to
me. Yeah. It makes me smile

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every single time. It obviously makes
Trey smile every single time. It brings

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joy to me. Yeah, I've
seen the Instagram. It's a great Uh.

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Some people do like a mix on
there where it's like, hey,

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honey, so you know, what
are we having for dinner? And then

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it'll cut to that clip. So
I've seen that and it makes me laugh

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every time because it's so very true. So I I here's how I've solved

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that, just a just a coick
tangent an x of mine solve that dilemma

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on what to eat for dinner.
Yeah, so what you do is what

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she would do is, okay,
pick two things and then pretend they're in

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front of you. Which one would
you reach for first? Which one would

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you eat? And if that doesn't
work, like try like in your head,

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go here's the two places we want
to go, and then eat your

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favorite dish, like imaginary, eat
your favorite dish and then that's the whatever

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one you went, Oh yeah,
that's good, that's where you want to

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go. And it would take seconds. It was. It was pretty cool.

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That's the only redeeming quality she had. I can't even make that up.

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That's the only redem every other way
awful, but she cracked the coat

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on figuring out what I'll show you
how awful she is watched watch Trey's face.

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She used to order Johnny Walker black
with coke. Oh that's gross.

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There you go. That's the if
I can that, If you can make

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that drink turn into a person,
that's who she was. If that's your

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choice of drink. I don't know
what her choice for food was going to

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be. Was always in and out. But uh, but yeah, that's

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how I would. I was like, you know, I'm really hungry,

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but I don't know what I want. We'll put two things in front of

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you and imaginely put too and now
reach for it. If that doesn't work,

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now actually taste it. That's what
you want. So for our listeners,

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that could possibly help some people.
Please, if you find yourself in

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that dilemma trying to figure out the
angel question, what do you want for

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dinner? Try that method and let
us know if that works. Oh yeah,

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please video it. Video, yeah, telling, telling your your wife

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or girlfriend. Hey, just imagine
the two things. I want to watch

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this. Yes, please video here. I would love to see this work.

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Other top boyfriends according to Romance readers, Christian Gray came in the second

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spot from fifty Shades of Gray and
number three Edward Cullen from Twilight. Okay,

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Now the top three girlfriends Number one
Anastasia Steal from Fifty Shades of Gray,

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Number two Bella Swan from Twilight,
and number three the dark horse Juliet

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from Romeo and Juliet. Oh interesting, Okay, so I guess the romance

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I guess the romance readers were really
big on Juliette killing herself for her boyfriend.

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Yeah, that's she should have been
number one as far as commitment goes.

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Yeah, she's like, she will
die for you for real. So

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all these romance readers being asked who
the top boyfriends and girlfriends are in romance

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novels got me wondering. I wonder
what my ideal fictional lover should be.

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For you, Raj and you Trey, who would be your ideal fictional partner?

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And I want you to do this
for me as well. But I'll

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stall a little bit, give you
a chance to think about it, because

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I've had a couple of days to
think about this, and I've got an

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answer for both of you. Okay, So I have decided that for Trey,

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Okay, Trey, I believe I
have found your ideal fictional partner,

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Okay, and your ideal fictional partner
to me is hang on one second,

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hang on, I lost my window. Your ideal fictional partner is Sharon Stone

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from Basic Instinct. Oh good one. Yeah, I think the proper the

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I think the right mix of hot
and crazy and us come together in one

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fictional character to be your ideal mate. That's a good one. That took

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me about That took me about five
seconds to come up with. For you,

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Trey, that was that was pretty
straightforward. That was pretty simple.

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There was a brief moment where I
thought about Rebecca de Mornay's character in The

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Hands, That's what I was gonna
Yeah, but this is a little sexier.

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Yeah. Yeah, I feel like
Trey would be more turned on about

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his lover possibly murdering him with an
ice pick as opposed to breast as opposed

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to attempting to breastfeed somebody else's child. And I mean, but she did

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try to murder the wife, And
yeah, I think that's that's I think

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that's a level of love and commitment
that Trey appreciates. Yeah, and I

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felt like Glenn Close in Uh Fatal
Attraction was a little too obvious. Yeah.

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Plus, plus it really makes it
it really makes me feel uncomfortable to

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think about her boiling Daisy trays Jihuahua. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's

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so. Anyway, Raj, I'm
sure you're probably wondering, Okay, well

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who did who did Dan choose for
me? Right? Yeah? This isn't

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bad. I mean, let's see
so for you, Raj, I think

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your ideal fictional partner should be make
sure I don't lose my window on this

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one here as I share my screen
for you to witness this. I believe

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your ideal fictional partner is Sidney Sweeney. Do you know Sidney Sweeney is No.

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Her most recent film role is Anyone
But You with Glenn Powell. She's

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probably best known for her role in
Euphora with Zindeia m Basically, Raj,

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I haven't seen this movie. I
don't know if it's actually an ideal character

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for you. I just know your
type. Your type is blonde hair,

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big boobs, and so I think
that's your woman right there? There you

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go, she wins. I don't
even know what the movie is. From

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what I've heard, you don't want
to oh, blondhair, big boobs and

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a bad actress. I'm in love. I would have thought Raj would have

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been like, you know, my
mind, for Raj, you're gonna go

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more like uh ninety sitcom mom,
like Missus Walsh from nine O two one

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Oh. That would be yeah,
that'd mean no, I wouldn't want to

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I wouldn't want a banger. I
just wouldn't want her to make cast role

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you wanted to be like your missus
Garrett? Does that make me ornold?

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I feel like we've got a fact
of life reboot ready to happen. What's

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surprising twists, that's the porn parody
nobody wants for I went, I went

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nineties sitcom as well for both of
you, Like I think, yeah,

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I did. I think for Tray, I would take Elaine from Seinfeld because

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she's very pretty, she's got a
job, she's very functional, but she's

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bat shit insane and a terrible dancer
and it's hilarious. Uh and just just

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remember the Elaine dance. I just
I would see her doing that and then

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in the back of my head like
a very proud Tray watching like supporting,

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like cheering her on. And then
I went same thing for you. I

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think like for dance, I would
go with Monica from Friends like good cook,

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she's neat, she's tidy, she's
adventurous apparently in the bedroom according to

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multiple episodes. So that's that with
those were my two. I went very

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I went very basic. Literally,
I went very basic. Uh Honestly,

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I think I think you kind of
nailed it, Raj, because as Tara

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and I are in the middle of
rewatching friends right now, it's it's not

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the first time that it's dawned on
me, but it is a reminder that

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I'm married Monica. Yes, she's
extremely organized and yep, yeah for Dan.

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For Dan, I I I'm thinking
more like Michael Knight. He had

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a great hang on hang on.
Your ideal fictional partner for me is David

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Hasselhoff from Night Writer. Yeah.
He had a great, great charisma,

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a great, great connection with Kit
And I know your love, your your

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love and proclivity for you know,
guys with bad hair and trans ams.

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I'm gonna have to do it.
I'm You're gonna make me call nine one

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one again. I'm gonna have to
report another murder in here and that and

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that makes you a serial killer,
Trey brilliant. The worst thing. I

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can't even be that mad at you
because it's really funny. Oh I didn't

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see that one coming, did you? How could I? Oh my god,

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Oh I needed that. That was
good, really bad. Here trade

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comes to selling that property. So
probably a good idea to have you come

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out and look at it before the
house gets listed, right Daniel, Dan,

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The market is very tough. We

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your house. Because when an inspector comes

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out on the buyer side, they're
going to come out and they're going to

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nitpick that home from one side to
the other. And you have only two

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or three days to make a decision
how much money you're going to give the

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buyer to get those things repaired or
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your house looks like before you go
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we do. We come out,
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the garage door, the siding,
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you an analysis of your home and
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put your house with the market what
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opportunity to let us come out and
do that for you. Be smart.

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They will work to your benefit. So

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I'm pretty sure you guys are not aware

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of this, but I know,
Raja. You mentioned in the Treehouse Plus

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episode that it's been twenty years since
you and I have known each other,

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and even longer than the time that
I've known Trey, and I have not

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given either one of you a gift
ever. And I'm honestly proud of that,

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because if I started get having you
gifts and you'd feel the need to

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have to give me one, and
they just have this never ending cycle,

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I'd just rather just not participate and
we all just you know, say you

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say happy Birthday, Merry Christmas or
Happy du Vale or whatever it is.

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It's like whatever a gift giving scenario
is, it's be like finger point finger

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guns like Isaac and love Boat,
thumbs up, whatever it is. Don't

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need to worry about the presence.
Until I saw this, because when I

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was thinking of or not thinking of, I knew which photo I was going

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to use. When I unveiled who
I thought would make for Trey's ideal fictional

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character. It's the scene in Basic
Instinct with Sharon Stone. But did you

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know that there's actually a figurine of
Sharon Stone in Basic Instinct that you can

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purchase. No, that's okay,
and a niche. That's a niche market

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very much. Now this is a
one quarter gale Jesus. For a mere

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fifteen hundred dollars, you can have
a quarter scale Sharon Stone legs crossed smoking

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a cigarette in your house. That's
creepy. So should I come across fifteen

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hundred dollars in completely stupid disposable income? You might get a knock on your

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door tray, so don't shoot it, don't don't let the dog blow torch

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it. Why, that's a great
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a in my image search, I
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There was like on a glass case
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book figurines. There was a batman, I think there was a riddler,

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and in the middle of them was
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chair from Basic Instinct figurine. I
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I was it's kind of well,
you know, it's how many of them

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in the world are there? Like, is that the one? Is that?

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Why it's fifteen hundred dollars. That
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you looked on there it said one
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So I'm guessing it was two.
Gotcha? Or does he make them

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as the as the orders are placed? Yeah, they might be customed,

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yeah, because I would think.
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was like in the in the in
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she's got the cigarette on, all
right, she's got you smoking the cigarette,

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and she's got like the shawl or
the cover up thing over the white

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mini skirt dress. So it's not
the the beaver scene that we're all aware

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of. I would think if someone's
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crossed, and I'm sure there's a
two thousand dollars version where the legs are

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where the beavers saying hello, how
about that? Yeah? I think you

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can. I think you can maybe
order it from that guy like he seems

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to be. That's a really that's
a niche. That's a niche market to

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have that displayed in your house.
Just imagine Trey bringing a date home and

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it's in the corner. You have
to do that. It's in the corner

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with an ice pick in its lap. Shall we move into the bedroom?

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Speaking speaking of being stabbed and romance. Okay. In on our Friday episode

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of the Treehouse, I'm not sure
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but in the commercial I did with
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I asked him if I mentioned to
him how I saw a story recently

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where a boyfriend and a girlfriend got
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girl stabs a boyfriend in the butt
with a fork. Okay, And so

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I asked Daniel Cook. I said, hey, you know, does this

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ever happened to you. Let's get
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three three cook DFW the website cookdfw
dot com. I saw a headline recently

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and it made me think of you, Daniel and your lovely wife Carrie.

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There was a massive argument and the
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in the butt with it. She
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told the police, no, that
was a full on stabbing. My question

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to you today is, have you
ever done something that made Carrie want to

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stab you in the butt with a
fork? Carrie has stabbed me in the

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butt with the fork. Whatever.
Sometimes you ask questions in in these spots

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and you don't always expect the answer
that you're gonna get. But luckily I

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have a very muscular butt, and
then there's the answers that you don't necessarily

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want. Yeah, there it is. I was wondering how much of the

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fork went into the butt with Daniel
and carry or in the story, Well,

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he says he has a muscular butt, so I mean he might have

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like like flexed at the moment of
impact. Yeah, maybe he was preparing

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himself for it, yep, kind
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be hitting the stomach, you know. Yeah, Yeah, I don't know.

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gone straight through him. I don't
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and I run and stuff like that, so it was not able to penetrate

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the gluteus maximus. That's truly a
false statement, but it sounds like you're

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taking a deposition. Yeah, this
dude cracked me up. But yeah,

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I thought it was interesting how the
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the girlfriend had told police that it
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stabbed her boyfriend the butt with the
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poke, whereas he complained, no, it was a full on stab.

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And that's when the police gave him
tips on how to get a temporary restraining

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order. And meanwhile, Trey's thinking, oh, so she's about to be

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single. It seems like, you
know, the litmus test for that would

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be, you know, if the
fork stayed in the butt, then you

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know, I'd say it's a pretty
severe sabbing. Yeah, I can agree

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with that, that's a full on
stab. If it just kind of like

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broke the skin a little bit,
that's just the tip. If you're having

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to tell responding officers it was just
the tip and it didn't even stay in.

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But I think it's the hilarious that
you assume he's going to call the

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cops and not just giggle the whole
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I would on the other hand have, I would I would call I

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have no ass, so I would
have to call. I would have to

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call for emergency services because you have
clearly if it goes it's just whatever bone

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is there, like that's been bruised
and or broken, depending on the fork.

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That's what I'm saying. Yeah,
that's that's yeah. I member,

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are we talking like a salad fork
or one or is it the meat fork

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that use on Thanksgiving? Yeah?
Exactly, because that would that would devastate

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me. Like I don't care.
Uh, but like if it was like

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one of those like the little appetizer
forks that's going straight, that's just going

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straight into my lower back. That's
what I call my ass. It's just

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my it just goes in. It's
just one straight. I mean, there's

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there's there's there's there's nothing there.
It's it's it's it's it's very sad.

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I wish I had one. It
would make sitting a lot easier. Eyes

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soup, but uh, probably more
comfortable. Yeah, yeah, I have

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no butt. So my my heart
goes out to all of those stabbed in

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theirs. Well, speaking of being
stabbed in another region, Uh, women

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are paying five hundred dollars to get
salmon sperm injected to boost their vaginas,

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which actually sounds like a power up
in a video game when I say it

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that way. Women are paying five
hundred dollars to get salmon sperm injected into

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their vaginas to boost their sex lives. Splain, splain, Well, I

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mean it's for older women, and
well, okay, I'll explain some moret

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and an esthetic nurse who runs clinics
in London, Liverpool and North Wales said,

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a lot of older women come to
me and say they are not having

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any kind of sexual arousal anymore,
so we do the O shot. They're

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reporting stronger and more frequent orgasms,
increased natural lubrication, and greater sexual arousal.

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An O shot is a non surgical
treatment intended to rejuvenate the vagina and

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increase sexual arousal, and it's alleged
to typically show results after about two to

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four sessions and they cost five hundred
dollars. Wow, that's wild. I

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mean it could be wild, uh
Sam, but that's probably farm raised.

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Either way, it's nice to see
they're having an orgasm and they can swim

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upstream. This is great. Smell
not so much yeah now that now at

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least they have an excuse for that. Wait wait, wait, you paid

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five hundred dollars for that. Side
note a lot of older women getting mauled

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by bears. We don't recommend you
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family business, but it's a four
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If Tara and I were doing an event

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recently, large event at a very
lovely mansion or here on the island,

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they're called villas. And while this
is a multimillion dollar villa, it has

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a bit of a poopy smell around
the property. I can't help it,

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but I have to admit that when
I smell a poopy smell at a house,

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I think of plumbing. And when
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of you, Jacqueline, so smell
who reminds me of my friend Jacqueline.

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I don't smell poo. I smell
of what's that perfume? I just bought

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product paradox spoilers myself last month.
It needs it needs a plumber, doesn't

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it when you're smelling poopy around the
house. Here's what I think. And

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I learned this a long time ago. I was I was in high school,

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and I was a food runner at
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I came home from work one day
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restaurant, the whole place smells like
pooh. I said, why is that?

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He goes, let me know.
I'll come walk around. And he

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walked around. He goes, you
guys have so many floor drains, and

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the pea traps are probably dry,
and the vapor barrier is broken, and

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sewer gases, sewer smell is probably
leaking out through the floor drains. And

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I imagine in an opulent mansion on
an island, they probably have a lot

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of outside floor drains for near pools
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I don't know, obviously, because
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That that has even happened to me. I had a master bathroom that had

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a double vanity, one on one
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at the time was six foot tall, and so we both used his taller

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sink because I didn't want to crouch
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we never used the lady's vanity in
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in and I was like whoo,
and it came out, and I told

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my ex, I said, use
the air freshenary, and he goes,

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I just got home and I was
like, well, why is my bathroom

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smell like that? And I was
like oh, And so I'm walking around

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like a psycho sniffing drains and I
realized. I was like, it's the

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strain. The pea trap is dry. And so my advice to everybody,

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before you call me for a stinky
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minutes. And I know this is
a very controversial statement, but the Italian

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in me says, you drop a
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it'll add a layer of lubricants in
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then I never had that problem again, and once a week I would just

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let the water run at that sink
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a ten million dollar property outstanding.
That's why I love That's why I love

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dot com. Sorry, Trey,
can you start that over for me?

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dot com. Do you guys remember
I think it was actually a about a

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year ago in Las Vegas. She
had all these UFO phenomenon going on,

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including the family that called the police
because they said they thought they saw ten

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feet aliens or ten foot tall aliens
running around their backyard, and the Las

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Vegas police shot up and like,
yeah, we're kind of wondering what's going

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on, but we didn't want to
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News Nation, I guess the angle
they're going on right now is they're supposed

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to be what Fox News started out
with, which was supposed to be unbiased

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news, and they've shifted over into
covering any and all things aliens because they're

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the ones that had the the UFO
whistleblower guy in the interview. And now

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on Ashley Banfield's show for Ashley Banfield, formerly of Fox four, they did

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an update. They sent a reporter
out to talk to the guy that called

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nine to one one about these aliens
in his backyard, and the update somehow

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got stranger than the initial call itself. All right, so I'm going to

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hand it over to this reporter from
News Nation playing ketchup with the guy that

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called nine to one one about the
aliens in his backyard. Right. The

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story goes that just about a year
ago, the Ketmore family saw these mysterious

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unidentifiable creatures in their backyard right here
behind me right. They said that they

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were ten foot tall creatures that they
were standing there looking at him. They

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could see them breathing. Angel says
that he was actually growling at him,

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freaking them out so much that they
actually called nine to one one. Well,

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it turns out that these unidentified,
unexplainable phenomenon didn't just stop at that

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night. Angel went into great detail
with me during our one on one conversation

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about other paranormal activity that's been happening, but this time inside of their house.

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It goes beyond just seeing shadows and
hearing whispers. These are really freaky

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things that he told me during our
exclusive conversation. Take a listen. You

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mentioned paranormal activity. What exactly did
you see? Well, I was in

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another room, my brother coming.
There was an upside down cross and there

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was a Jesus set on it,
Jesus out of the room across the room,

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and it was floating upslate down.
Are you saying floating in the air.

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Yeah, like there it was floating
upside down. What did you do?

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I mean, did you go pick
it up? Did you knock it

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down. No, I didn't do
nothing. I was just sitting there.

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It was crazy only what but how
did it come back? It's not still

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floating right now, is it?
No? No, it came down.

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So we got closer to it and
then dropped it fell to the ground.

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A crucifix, Yeah, floating in
the air, upside down. The Jesus

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on the crucifix had been ripped off
and it was floating. And you can

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say definitively without lies, that that
is what you saw. Yes, So

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it goes from as to now,
uh, crucifix damaging aliens perhaps, And

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he's he's I mean, the reporter
asked him. He's like, in no

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lies, No, I'm telling you
the truth. Okay, Well, obviously

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I look the reporters like, it's
not still floating, is it. We'll

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get your ass in there and check. Becky Oliver would have done that part

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first. What if Here's what nobody's
prepared for. What if he was like,

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so, is it currently floating?
And he's like yes, And the

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reporter just slowly looks back towards the
camera like I don't get paid enough for

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this shit. Meanwhile, the photographer
is like, I'm not going in there

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because he's thinking what you just said, Rosh, I don't get paid enough

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for this, but the reporter who
makes more money. It's like you should

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go in there and hear, take
this camera with you. I know everybody

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needs a first job, but like
this is to be this reporter. Poor

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guy. This is this is this
is network. I mean it's a new

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network, but it's still network.
And he's he's talking to a guy about

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fluting, crusive fixes and stuff.
Yeah, but everybody, if you're watching

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the video, everybody looks ten feet
talld to this dude. That is the

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guy does is uh he is certainly
vertically challenged. He looks ten feet tall

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to this guy. All right,
let's go back to the the eyewitness.

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Okay, and what about the Bible? What did you tell me about?

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Oh yeah, the Bible. So
I was chilling, normal, So just

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a Bible just going like this,
flipping the pages, flipping the pages.

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But it was like steady, like
it wasn't because the error was steady,

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like somebody was holding it. As
soon as I got close to it,

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it dropped again. Inside your house, not outdoors, no no wind factor.

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But the page is steadily turning on
the Bible yeah, and you have

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the same justification for that as well. The months Yeah, I guess the

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money for the pages of the Bible
were moving on their own. And an

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actual crucifix hanging upside down. Yeah, so you know, we have we

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had a couple of pieces come over
to the house, payable the house and

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everything simpibly normal. Again, are
you connecting all these things together? Everything

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you saw in your backyard are the
things you've experienced over these past few months?

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Yeah? Yeah, yeah, I
think so too. That have an

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explanation of what it is, you
know, so pretty weird and to have

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no clue what it is. What
did the priest say when they actually came

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to your house. They're saying that
that might be fallen angels, like demons

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are fulling angels, somebody that fallen
angels inside your home. Yeah, that's

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pretty creepy. How does it make
you feel about living here? Still?

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Well? I feel good. You
know, there's a lot of time priests

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come over and but yeah, with
you know, whatever whatever happen unless you

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remain. I was pretty scary,
man, I was pretty traumatizing someff like

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that. And someone check on that
dog, please, That's what I'm saying.

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Nobody seems warmed. It just sounds
like. It sounds to me like

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the bigger story is what's happening to
that dog a few houses down, as

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opposed to the ethereal fallen angels in
this dude's backyard. I would love if

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the camera just panned over and the
dogs floating upside down from I think it

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moved two doors down. Sorry,
just panned over and it's a chualla with

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red eyes just staring at you.
A ten foot tall, red eyes staring

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at you, floating. Let's keep
talking about the Bible page tall chihuahua floating

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in the air, red eyes flipping
the pages of the Bible. It's got

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a new float for the Macy's Day
parade. That's gonna be a tough rescue

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for palls in the city. I
think that one's gonna be around for a

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while, my angel. It's really
awkward. They can't exactly find a kendle

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that size. That's really fun.
Would you take him on walks? Oh?

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Man? Oh what a day in
the all right. I think I'm

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gonna have to get Aaron are Inport
to draw that for us. I think

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we should commission him for that,
and I'll stick it up over my shoulder.

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People can see that, and then
we should get a life size When

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made and sent to this guy in
Vacus, he calls News Nation. Come

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back, bro, it's here all
right now. I'm now, we're leaving.

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I promise thanks for hanging out with
us inside the treehouse. We'll see

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you next time.