Sept. 11, 2024

September 11th | Wednesday 09.11.24

September 11th | Wednesday 09.11.24

We start off the show remembering 9/11 and how it doesn't seem like it's been 23 years.  Then we jump back into the stupid with spinning coffins, someone taking a coffin to the park, and then the hazards of unisex police uniforms.  


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We start off the show remembering 9/11 and how it doesn't seem like it's been 23 years. Then we jump back into the stupid with spinning coffins, someone taking a coffin to the park, and then the hazards of unisex police uniforms.


Links:

Man had himself delivered in a box to his ex-girlfriend's home - DutchNews.nl

Police: Casket controversy in Warren park has been resolved – Macomb Daily


Cops slam ‘woke’ unisex uniforms as policemen claim trousers are crushing their balls - Daily Star


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It is time to believe your worries outside and laugh

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with us inside the treehouse. I'm Daniel Malley, along with

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Trey Trenholm and Raj Sharma, and yes, typically this is

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where it is time to come laugh with us inside

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the treehouse. And we're going to do that today. But

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first we need to cover the obvious and the fact

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that today is Wednesday, September eleventh, twenty twenty four, marking

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twenty three years since the terrorists the tacks on nine

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to eleven, two thousand and one, and we're in that

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weird sort of I guess transitional period where we all

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can agree that for our ages, nine to eleven is

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our quote unquote Pearl Harbor. You know, like some of

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our parents or grandparents experience Pearl Harbor Kennedy moment, Kennedy moment. Yeah,

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that's so like our grandparents had Pearl Harbor, our parents

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had their Kennedy moment. We have our nine to eleven moment.

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And.

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Most of us really don't do much to mark Pearl

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Harbor day. I'd notice it, I recognize it, but I

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don't make it a topic of conversation on the show

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or with friends or anything. Same thing with Kennedy assassination anniversary.

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I don't really mark that because that'd be a really

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hideous cake. In fact, obviously when I'm like jokes about

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some of these things. But then there's like then with

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a nine to eleven tragedy, I say transition period, because

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the only good thing that came out of the aftermath

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of nine to eleven was the sense of unity our

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country had. It wasn't super divided before nine to eleven,

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but since nine to eleven, I have never seen in

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my lifetime our country more divided as a nation and

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as a people. And the one thing that was good

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after nine to eleven was that we were all kind

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of cool with each other. We were all raw raw USA,

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and we're all Americans, and by god, let's go kill

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some terrorists. But that didn't last. And as I said,

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now kind of feel like we're more divided now than

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we ever been. And I don't really know how to

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how to you know, properly recognize the day without just saying, hey,

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today's the day, and it sucks. That's kind of where

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I am.

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It's a It's interesting because like in elementary school especially,

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it seems like and you're you're talking about you know,

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twenty years after Kennedy and teacher, Like I remember my

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teachers that they would come and they would get emotional

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about it and you couldn't really understand why. And now

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I know how irritating that must have been to the teachers,

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because now they're kids who were born after nine to

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eleven who have no they're not because they don't. It's

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a total disconnect to them. It's just something I learned

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about history.

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Yeah, and not only that, but there was an assassination

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attempt on Reagan back in what it was at eighty

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eighty one, and then there was one on a presidential candidate,

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just like a month or two ago, on Trump, and

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we barely even talk about that anymore. It's I don't

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even know if he's still I don't even think he

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has a scar. Which that's another thing. But the news

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cycle now is so constant, everything gets churned over, so

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it gets harder and harder to mark these important anniversaries

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in our nation. And you know, sticking with the whole

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nine to eleven things, that's where I go back to the

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transition part, Like we're getting farther and farther away from it.

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Therefore it's you know, further from our minds except on

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the day, and even then it's not even as big

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as it was because it wasn't you know, it was

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twenty three years ago.

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Yeah, I think, you know, you have the like the

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documentary stuff that comes up on History Channel and things

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like that, and so I I will, I will watch

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those and kind of where I was, you know, when

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everything happened, and replay that, you know, those moments in

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my head. But yeah, I mean, it's just everything's so

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quick now and everything's turned over so fast you don't

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really get time to think about anything like that anymore.

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So, and I feel like, also, it feels like every

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year there's some new camera angle that gets released, but

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it's really I don't really think they're like I saw

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one yesterday someone posted on Facebook, Oh suck, this person

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waited twenty three years to release this new angle. It's like,

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is that Do I really need to see that new angle?

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Is that new angle going to be something that's vastly

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different than all the other ones I've watched over the

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previous twenty two years? Probably not, so, you know, And

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I feel like I've seen all the documentaries. Let's ask

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are a documentary expert tray. Are there any new nine

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to eleven documentaries that we need to be aware of?

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No, the ones that claim they've got new footage, really

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it's not. It's it's footage that that just didn't get

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played as much as other things. But no, there's really

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nothing new.

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So I go back to the only good thing that

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came out of the aftermath of nine to eleven was

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the spirit of national unity, which is something that is

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completely lost nowadays. And I'm not so arrogant as to

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think that what we do here in the treehouse can

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reach that same level of bringing about national unity. But

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I like to think we can do our part on

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a small treehouse level. So let's try to do that.

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Let's try to do what we've done so far, which

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is to honor and respect the day that is an

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anniversary of a great national tragedy, not just for the

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country but in our own personal lives, because, like you said, Raj,

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a lot of it has to do with personal remembrances

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and our personal experiences with that day and even the

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days after. But I still think that we can find

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ways to come together as a people and as a country,

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as difficult as we seem to make it these days.

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And I think one way in which we can do

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that is by focusing on things that are truly absurd

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to get your mind off of it. And I think

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I've got I think I've got the story to do it, okay,

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And I don't even need to give you the whole story.

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I think I can just kind of nail it in

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the headline, A man shipped himself to his exes home

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and threatened her. I mean, that's that's a lot of

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trouble to go through. But I guess if she's if

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she's not taking your calls, and I guess that's the one,

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the one avenue you've got left.

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That's one hell of a prime membership.

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Who ordered a man? Oh, it's the wrong one, quicks No,

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this is a thirty three year old man was sentenced

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to four months and for stalking after he shipped himself

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inside of a box to his exes home and threatened

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her with a gun. And he told the judge he

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just wanted his stuff back.

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You can put it in the same box.

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Self addressed, stant box in a box send me back

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with my ex?

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Yeah, how do you ship? Don't they X ray stuff?

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Am I wrong? I thought they in this day and age,

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like they have to check and see what's being sent. Right.

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I imagine if you poke a few holes in the

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box and just put fragile on the side and probably

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get away with just about.

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Anything, okay, And how much and that's you and.

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You put a you put a sticker on the box

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it says not drugs.

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And how much is it to ship yourself? What is that?

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Great question?

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Again?

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These are the these are the answers that are never

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in the stories. Right, So we have these outstanding questions

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like how much does it cost to ship yourself to

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your ex girlfriend's house to ask for your stuff back

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with a gun? And nowhere in the story does it

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give us that answer.

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I mean, was he doing next day psycho or is

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it a ground?

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Yeah? I don't feel like I don't feel like this

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is the time to go cheap and just go usps ground.

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I think you need to pay for the expedited shipping.

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He's also like he shipped himself with the gun.

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Mm hmm.

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I mean that's uh. I don't know, I don't know

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how much that costs. I'm guessing it's a little bit.

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I don't know. If it's more like you do you

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pay a little bit extra to to take the weapon

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on with you?

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I don't know, but I think, uh, I think you

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could wrap a red bow on this box and justin

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Timberlake can come back with it's a dick in a box.

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Part two, we got to find out how much it

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cost to ship.

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One of us.

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Okay, look, I have some really weird search history online

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and I don't think I'm ready to add that one

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into the mix. I'm going to leave that to one

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of you guys. How much to ship a human?

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Yeah?

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Was this just like a crosstown courier? Yeah?

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Okay, So this happened in the Netherlands. He shipped himself

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inside of a box to her address. It's unclear if

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she somehow brought it inside or not, but he emerged

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from the box, threatened her with a gun, and then

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took off with the keys to the place. The man

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told the judge having himself delivered in a box was

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the only way to get in and get my stuff back.

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Let me see if there's another version of this story

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that gives us a little more details. Because it doesn't

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say from where he shipped himself, I'm assuming they were

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in the same city. But we don't know. The delivery

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took place on May eighteenth. Was the coleman of a

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series of incidents following the breakup of the couple's one

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year relationship, including the theft of her car keys, trespassing,

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and placing a tracker in her home. Wow, this guy's special.

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The man told the judge that having himself delivered in

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a box was the only way to get in and

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get his stuff back. The man claimed that the woman

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had given permission for the visits and that the keys

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were given to him earlier, but that did not impress

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the judge, who agreed to the prosecutor's demand to four

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months in jail in a three year restraining order. That's

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the entirety of the story. Nowhere doesn't mention was this,

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you know, within the same city shipping? Was he in

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a different county? Was he in a different country? All

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I know is that he was delivered to her house

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in the Netherlands. I can just I can only assume

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that if they were in a one year relationship, that

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they live in the same city. But I don't know

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for sure.

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Do you track yourself? Do you see where you are?

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That makes sense? Like like a tracking thing?

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For you're in the box, right yeah?

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Or do you put like an air tag in the

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box with you so you can follow yourself around?

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Right?

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Yeah? You just right? Not your X on the side

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of the package.

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Nothing to see in here.

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Pop out of the box with the gun. And you

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said I never got you anything.

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The website again is fairlease dot org. That's fair lease

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dot org. Was it yesterday's show or the date? But

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it was Monday. I think it was Monday that near

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the end of the show, you guys had mentioned something

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about a spinning car often and I have intentionally not

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looked at it, seen it, researched it, whatsoever. So I'm

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going to witness this for the first time in front

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of you, Okay, So I hope it is as good

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as the two of you seem to think it is.

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So I think you guys referred to this as the

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seated spinning Coffin of Mexico.

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There's there's two different clips.

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Oh okay, I think I've only I think I've only

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got one.

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I think I sent you both.

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Okay, I'll look it up, but I know I've got

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the one.

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Okay, I don't know which one you have, So okay.

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Well hang on and I will show you. I've got

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this one right there. I've got that one. Is that

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the good one?

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Uh?

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That's actually another one.

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I think this is a new one. I haven't seen

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this one either.

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I believe this is. I don't know which one this is.

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Okay, Well, this is exciting for all of us. Then,

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oh boy, well hang on a second, let me do this.

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Let me share this instead. I think this is the

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one you sent me. Oh yeah, Okay, so this is

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you said, this is the seated spinning coffin, right, if

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I am seeing this correctly, is that a dead guy

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sitting on the coffin or in the coffin? Like, is

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that the body? So that's not a guy just sitting

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on a coffin, that's the actual dead person. I'm gonna

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sound like a broken record. Is that a dead person?

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M oh?

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This is.

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How do you.

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Guys find this stuff? And keeping questions coming from me?

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There's a few you can look up. I think taxidermy

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funeral where they a guy stuffed and he is in

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his home. Then they have a party and he's dressed

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dressed well, and he's got a cigarette and sunglasses and

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he's got a beer in his hand. He did.

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Okay, I'm not sure if I'm ready to wrap my

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brain around that. Mm let's watch this seated he said, spinning.

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This is gonna spin two.

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Oh my god.

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Okay, seated spinning coffin inside the treos. My problem, that's

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just my problem, problem, myrob.

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My problem.

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I'm I believe I'm uh.

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Then if you have that email, there's a second link there,

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okay to what I just really really freaky. M this

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could have This one could have very well been a

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Russ Martin exclusive.

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Oh so you're saying that the next video we're about

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to see off the seated spinning confidence, one that we

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could have done with Russ Okay, could have and should have. Yeah,

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we could have had him at that last white trash

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party up front.

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Wow.

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So here's a dead guy sitting in a looks like

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a car bed, but it's a car casket and he's

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got his dead hands holding.

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As I believe this guy was a Jamaican taxi driver.

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Mm hm, oh, come on, really, like you buried him

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like that?

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Like?

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Was that? Was that his ultimate dream job? Is that

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how he wants to be buried forever? Is in his cab? Man?

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Is that his theme music? Also? Why is that lady

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dancing next to him?

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Like it's a spinning coffin?

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Man?

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What do you do next to it?

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Dance?

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I guess you danced too? Is that his actual license

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played on the back?

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There?

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Four three six or four dash two four?

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Date of birth or the end of I don't know?

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Yeah? So is this?

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So?

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Is this one of those Ghana burials where the guys

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will dance and carry you on your shoulders to the

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grave as well.

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I think he's Jamaican.

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Well, I well, because on the license plate on the

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back of his casket it looks like it says like

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a gh like it might be like a little Ghana thing.

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Yeah, I don't know. I do want to see it

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again because it's.

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Okay, I mean, oh yeah, he's just a spinning Okay,

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that's way too freaky for me. Look, I enjoy many

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things about island life, but I swear to God, if

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when I get back to the Virgin Island, my home

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and I see a funeral like this with one of

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the taxi drivers which there are many, m spinning in

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his grave while seated in a representation of his old cab,

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I'm moving back to Texas.

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Okay, I'm the guy that gets in the back, and it's.

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Like to the airport police, you're the tourist that still

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expects a ride, and you're still gonna complain about how

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much it costs because you think he's ripping you off.

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But he's gonna get a five star rate, is he?

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Because he's not gonna help you with your luggage.

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He gets me to the airport, we're gonna have more

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of a discussion. But now you've finally seen it. You

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finally have seen the spinning.

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Seated coffins the newest trend.

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It is the latest thing that's happening now. See.

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I mentioned the Ghana burial guys that to me was

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a cool thing, and I think that's still kind of

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a trend where if you die, you can get those

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guys to come or similar guys. Hopefully they've trained and practiced,

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because I have seen one video where I think they

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were rehearsing and it did not go well and Grandma

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ended up back on the dirt. But that would be

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kind of a cool way, because like the New Orleans funerals,

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those are cool down the streets of Bourbon Street, the

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band playing and you know, your casket behind them in

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a horse drawn carriage kind of thing. That's cool. That's fun,

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that's exciting, that's a celebration of life. The Ghana guys

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carrying you in the casket on their shoulders while dancing,

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that looks cool, makes real cool TikTok video, But seated

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in your own casket spinning around like you're some sort

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of attraction at the State Fair is not really something

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I'm interested in.

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My favorite part with the white gloves. You know, I

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would just put the driving gloves on, but no, they

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dressed him up beautifully.

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I would say, I don't know if I noticed it.

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It was white gloves. Hang on a.

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Second, God, I hope they are. Let's see, or they

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gave him somebody else's hands.

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Let's see here he is hands on the screen, wheeled

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are white gloves?

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It is?

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What So even in death, you're getting a white glove service.

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You hear that fair least you say what now? From

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here on out, whatever you see or hear the term

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white glove service, you're gonna remember this dude in his

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own casket with the white gloves driving him. I guess

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that that means he has to drive himself across the

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river sticks to get to the afterlife.

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I want to know what he's spinning on because it

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just looks like they just put him on top of

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like a look a TV tray, put him on top

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of you know what.

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Hang on, let me go back, let's go back to

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analysis mode here, because you bring up a solid point, RAJ.

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I mean, is this like an actual motor or is

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he just kind of on a top that they just

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have to manually spin him?

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You know, actually.

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I think you can see a power cord on a

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rug right there that might be taped down, so they

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obviously had safety in mind that they after the electrical

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court powering the spinning casket. Are those flames on the

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side of his casket as well? Yeah, it looks like

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it or is that a cat?

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All right?

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I think they're little flames right there on the end.

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It might be a cat up front, but it looks

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like little fireballs at the end there.

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What's Jamaica, So it might be a couple of joints.

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It actually could be.

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I would explain the dancing lady next to the guest,

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and they're probably dipped in from aldehyde.

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The visit us online A threehouseonair dot com.

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Do you think they have that at the casket store

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on seventy five yet?

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If not, it's coming soon.

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five days a week, Monday through Friday, how they have

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a tendency to sort of take on a certain theme.

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Today's theme is very casket related or people in boxes related,

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just various types of boxes. Because as if the man

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shipping himself to his ex girlfriend wasn't crazy enough, Now

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there's spinning caskets and people will seat you up in them.

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For like anyone can do just a regular open casket display,

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but now you've got to spin it and you've got

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to be seated in it, so it looks like you're

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riding in your own casket. And now Trey found yet

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another casket story making headlines. What the hell tray were

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you just on? Were you just on like a like

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a casket search kick?

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You know, I'm sure it has something to do with it.

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And out in the suggested stories, Yeah, you look off

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on the on the sidebar to the right, suggested news

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stories other casket related articles. Because apparently there was a

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casket controversy. Apparently there was a casket controversy in Warren Park.

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Is where's that tray?

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It's either in Detroit or right outside of Detroit, Okay.

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So a Detroit casket controversy has been resolved, according to police.

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Last week, authorities in Warren said they've gotten to the

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bottom of a controversy that arose after a photo showing

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a body lying in a casket at a local park

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surfaced online. In a social media post, the bottom line

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no foul play was involved in the incident. The image

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showed a body in an open casket with a floral

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arrangement at one end, and a person sitting at a

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nearby picnic table. It was taken at Butcher Park. It

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turns out a funeral director from New York was transporting

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a ninety seven year old dead female from New York

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to Mount Olivet Cemetery in Detroit. She'd been a lifelong

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Warren resident who died in New York. Police said in

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a release several of the deceased family members lived near

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Butcher Park. The funeral director temporarily situated the casket in

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the park so that the deceased's family members could say

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their final goodbyes prior to her burial. So it was

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a pop up wake in more ways than one. Look,

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I'm off for pop up books and stuff, but I

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gotta draw the lineup pop up casket.

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I don't want.

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I don't want granny shooting out of the casket at

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although although they make for some really funny videos.

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Now we can just combine the catapult thing with the

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coffin thing like that should be the next big trend.

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Yeah, the redneck catapult at the lake. Or you're just

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shooting people off into the water. Now you can do

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the same thing with Granny in her casket, set it

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on fire and shoot her off into the lake. It'd

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be like a redneck Viking funeral. Yes, whatever happened to

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the good old days when you just you died and

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00:28:50.400 --> 00:28:52.240
people buried you and that was the end of it.

481
00:28:52.720 --> 00:28:54.759
Or you died and they shoved you in the furnace

482
00:28:54.799 --> 00:28:55.759
and that was the end of it.

483
00:28:56.720 --> 00:28:57.720
You don't get likes for that.

484
00:29:03.160 --> 00:29:06.599
Now you gotta have caskets that spin or pop you

485
00:29:06.720 --> 00:29:09.440
up as a dead body. I just that just seems

486
00:29:09.480 --> 00:29:11.000
like too much, although it would be kind of funny

487
00:29:11.000 --> 00:29:12.960
to see a casket with a pull here, tab.

488
00:29:15.559 --> 00:29:18.759
I just go ay, we got to get him to

489
00:29:19.039 --> 00:29:24.480
the cemetery, unplug his casket, turn the car off.

490
00:29:26.640 --> 00:29:29.559
Yeah, I mean, especially if you're tripping over the casket cord.

491
00:29:29.599 --> 00:29:31.240
That's that's that's a hazard.

492
00:29:32.000 --> 00:29:35.480
I think that's how you know, Hindus, we normally cremate.

493
00:29:36.160 --> 00:29:40.720
But now having seen that, I have other options which

494
00:29:40.759 --> 00:29:44.680
I didn't know about. I think I would like to

495
00:29:44.680 --> 00:29:48.720
be in a seated spinning coffin of some sort.

496
00:29:49.640 --> 00:29:51.440
I think what you can do is take the best

497
00:29:51.440 --> 00:29:54.799
of all worlds and combine them into one serious funeral.

498
00:29:54.880 --> 00:30:00.839
So what you do is you take the seated spinning casket. Okay,

499
00:30:00.880 --> 00:30:02.400
so they put you in that and your seat and

500
00:30:02.440 --> 00:30:04.599
you're sitting up in whatever contraption that you want your

501
00:30:04.599 --> 00:30:07.960
casket to resemble. And so you're seated and you're spinning

502
00:30:08.000 --> 00:30:11.359
in your casket. Right, you're dead. You're seated spinning in

503
00:30:11.359 --> 00:30:13.240
the casket. And then they put you on the redneck

504
00:30:13.279 --> 00:30:17.920
catapult and they then they shoot you up into the

505
00:30:18.000 --> 00:30:20.400
air across the large body of water in this case,

506
00:30:20.480 --> 00:30:24.640
let's go with the Ganges and into a massive fire pit.

507
00:30:24.759 --> 00:30:26.359
So then you're cream bated. Sarah, that you get the

508
00:30:26.359 --> 00:30:27.960
best of all three worlds.

509
00:30:28.279 --> 00:30:32.200
Okay. I like how you've turned me into a dead

510
00:30:32.240 --> 00:30:32.920
evil can eevel?

511
00:30:36.559 --> 00:30:37.759
I think you'll get a lot of views.

512
00:30:40.200 --> 00:30:44.400
Can we put me in a NASCAR outfit on suit.

513
00:30:44.839 --> 00:30:47.279
Yeah, you'd be less likely to burn.

514
00:30:47.400 --> 00:30:51.359
It's just going to be awkward, not the catapult part,

515
00:30:51.400 --> 00:30:53.799
but the burning parts of the awkward parts.

516
00:30:54.039 --> 00:30:56.000
We want to make sure that you actually get reduced

517
00:30:56.039 --> 00:30:56.799
to ashes.

518
00:31:01.000 --> 00:31:03.319
Yeah. I think I'm gonna start looking into it. You know,

519
00:31:03.359 --> 00:31:05.960
you do the planning for your funeral.

520
00:31:07.039 --> 00:31:10.559
It's important to make those plans now so your loved

521
00:31:10.599 --> 00:31:15.559
ones know what you want or after after your you're passing.

522
00:31:15.960 --> 00:31:19.480
Yeah, so I think I'll look into the seated spinning coffin.

523
00:31:19.880 --> 00:31:23.119
I don't know where you find them, but uh, if.

524
00:31:23.000 --> 00:31:26.119
You guys like said, I think I think the caskets

525
00:31:26.160 --> 00:31:28.279
are on seventy five. Should have should have them in

526
00:31:28.359 --> 00:31:28.880
pretty soon.

527
00:31:29.079 --> 00:31:32.039
Yeah, like the aftermarket stuff.

528
00:31:34.279 --> 00:31:37.480
Maybe Etsy, definitely.

529
00:31:40.680 --> 00:31:42.839
Yeah, take it a place that. Yeah, it does cars.

530
00:31:42.839 --> 00:31:44.599
You have hydraulics and leads.

531
00:31:45.039 --> 00:31:47.839
I was gonna say, does my coffin now have a

532
00:31:47.920 --> 00:31:49.079
lift kit like this?

533
00:31:50.599 --> 00:31:54.359
And it's it's bouncing down Elm Street and the rolling

534
00:31:54.440 --> 00:32:01.440
on dubs. There goes ra man, What what a guy?

535
00:32:02.319 --> 00:32:08.880
What up? I would probably still get stopped for drinking

536
00:32:08.880 --> 00:32:09.440
and driving.

537
00:32:16.319 --> 00:32:25.039
We're all getting tickets.

538
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547
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The seated spinning casket rolling on dubs down Dbellum reminded

548
00:33:16.440 --> 00:33:20.680
me of a meme that I saw years ago. It

549
00:33:20.720 --> 00:33:22.960
was of a cat look kind of like tons just

550
00:33:23.000 --> 00:33:26.000
the cat from Saturday Night Live. It's just a photo

551
00:33:26.039 --> 00:33:27.880
of a cat with its hands on a steering wheel

552
00:33:28.160 --> 00:33:30.440
with the white letterings saying I'm in your car getting

553
00:33:30.440 --> 00:33:36.960
tickets and shit. So I think we could get the

554
00:33:37.000 --> 00:33:41.960
same sticker for your casket, RAJ and a photo that

555
00:33:42.119 --> 00:33:45.319
just says I'm in my casket getting tickets and.

556
00:33:50.720 --> 00:33:52.079
I like it.

557
00:33:52.119 --> 00:33:55.119
There's my bleep. Yeah, I'm in my casket getting tickets and.

558
00:33:56.880 --> 00:34:01.640
Man, that's how I want to go. So just just

559
00:34:01.680 --> 00:34:03.440
be aware that that's what you'll see when you come

560
00:34:03.480 --> 00:34:03.839
to mind.

561
00:34:04.160 --> 00:34:10.840
I totally get it and speaking of tickets and trade,

562
00:34:10.840 --> 00:34:18.280
knows where I'm going. Police officers are slamming woke unisex

563
00:34:18.400 --> 00:34:22.360
uniforms as policemen claim the pants are crushing their balls.

564
00:34:28.639 --> 00:34:32.000
Meanwhile the female officers say there's a lack of space. Also,

565
00:34:33.519 --> 00:34:43.440
how tight are these pants? Jesus, Oh, I think this

566
00:34:43.519 --> 00:34:46.599
is I think this is in England. Uh not the States.

567
00:34:46.840 --> 00:34:51.639
This is from the highly credible Daily Star. Policemen are

568
00:34:51.679 --> 00:34:55.519
slamming their woke unisex uniforms, claiming their trousers are crushing

569
00:34:55.559 --> 00:34:59.960
their balls, and female officers are none too pleased either,

570
00:35:00.159 --> 00:35:03.760
complaining that there is an uncomfortable lack of space between

571
00:35:03.840 --> 00:35:08.239
the waist and the crotch. The outfit grievances recently came

572
00:35:08.239 --> 00:35:12.840
out during a survey of police in Wales, as revealed

573
00:35:12.880 --> 00:35:16.159
by Belinda Goodwin, the Police Union's national board member and

574
00:35:16.199 --> 00:35:19.400
well being leads so that the head of the police

575
00:35:19.519 --> 00:35:24.000
union in Wales is saying that her officers balls and

576
00:35:24.119 --> 00:35:27.199
crotches are being crushed by the new pants.

577
00:35:28.239 --> 00:35:31.679
Wow, somebody had to write that statement.

578
00:35:32.639 --> 00:35:34.960
And this quote from the head of the police union.

579
00:35:35.000 --> 00:35:38.159
All of this plays into how all of this plays

580
00:35:38.199 --> 00:35:41.360
into how officers and staff feel on the job and

581
00:35:41.400 --> 00:35:51.000
that cannot be understated. Benjamin Elks from the Taxpayers Alliance

582
00:35:51.119 --> 00:35:56.039
weighed in on this hotly debated topic, calling the progress

583
00:35:56.039 --> 00:35:58.719
for same sex rights woke, nonsense and a misuse of money.

584
00:35:59.199 --> 00:36:01.320
He said, this is a this farce is a distraction

585
00:36:01.400 --> 00:36:03.840
for officers who should be out catching criminals. I will

586
00:36:03.880 --> 00:36:07.719
say it's difficult to, uh, to catch bad guys if

587
00:36:07.920 --> 00:36:09.400
your balls are squashed.

588
00:36:10.280 --> 00:36:15.079
All I can see is the end of of Deadpool Wolverine.

589
00:36:19.199 --> 00:36:21.239
As the uniform rips.

590
00:36:22.320 --> 00:36:25.840
When once his name shows up in the dead uniform.

591
00:36:25.920 --> 00:36:32.440
Oh yeah, when Peter sugar Bear shows up, ye, but

592
00:36:32.719 --> 00:36:36.519
uh it almost didn't hold him.

593
00:36:37.800 --> 00:36:40.599
I just want to know why they're wearing the same pants, Like,

594
00:36:40.679 --> 00:36:43.880
why are why Welsh police officers men and women wearing

595
00:36:43.920 --> 00:36:44.719
the same pants.

596
00:36:45.440 --> 00:36:47.400
Well, it's it's unisex uniforms.

597
00:36:47.960 --> 00:36:48.599
Oh okay.

598
00:36:48.679 --> 00:36:51.679
And if there's anything that I have learned about unisex anything,

599
00:36:51.800 --> 00:36:55.280
is that if unisex is done properly, then no one

600
00:36:55.480 --> 00:37:00.119
likes it. I went to a I went to I

601
00:37:00.119 --> 00:37:02.519
went inside of a unisex bathroom here in Seattle, just

602
00:37:02.519 --> 00:37:04.920
a couple of days ago, and I can say unequivocally

603
00:37:05.280 --> 00:37:07.639
that no one in my party liked the bathroom, which

604
00:37:07.679 --> 00:37:09.000
made it perfectly unisex.

605
00:37:12.480 --> 00:37:14.320
You need to say why there was a party, like

606
00:37:14.360 --> 00:37:16.920
I can't say nobody in my party liked the bathroom.

607
00:37:17.079 --> 00:37:18.960
Like that just sounded like you met him all in

608
00:37:18.960 --> 00:37:21.679
the bathroom.

609
00:37:21.800 --> 00:37:23.639
Look, there might have been a party in that bathroom.

610
00:37:25.360 --> 00:37:27.239
I was unaware of it. When I said my party,

611
00:37:27.239 --> 00:37:28.760
I meant just me and my wife. I didn't want

612
00:37:28.760 --> 00:37:29.960
to make it sound like it was just me and

613
00:37:30.039 --> 00:37:32.920
Tara complaining about the all gender bathroom, even though it was.

614
00:37:33.599 --> 00:37:36.039
Because it's just uncomfortable when you walk into the bathroom

615
00:37:36.440 --> 00:37:38.480
like I did, and in the stall next to you

616
00:37:38.559 --> 00:37:43.280
is some lady taking a huge grunt. It's like I'm

617
00:37:43.320 --> 00:37:45.719
used to I'm I've got forty four years of life

618
00:37:47.519 --> 00:37:51.280
walking into a bathroom. I'm used to walking into a

619
00:37:51.280 --> 00:37:55.000
bathroom to a dude taking a deuce, not a lady.

620
00:37:55.960 --> 00:37:59.079
That's just it's kind of like when cat's poop. It's

621
00:37:59.079 --> 00:38:01.480
like a It's like it's it's more sour smelling.

622
00:38:04.960 --> 00:38:07.480
We went. That was a weird tanger. I don't even

623
00:38:07.480 --> 00:38:08.559
know how to come back from this.

624
00:38:13.599 --> 00:38:17.800
I don't either. You want to go back to the

625
00:38:17.880 --> 00:38:19.280
ball crushing cop trousers.

626
00:38:21.880 --> 00:38:23.159
I want to wear them, Like.

627
00:38:23.800 --> 00:38:25.320
What's wrong with you?

628
00:38:25.639 --> 00:38:28.119
This is more I think that will be less uncomfortable

629
00:38:28.199 --> 00:38:31.119
than it was more sour smelling boom.

630
00:38:32.880 --> 00:38:35.039
All right, well let's think about this, Raj. You live

631
00:38:35.079 --> 00:38:38.719
with your girlfriend after she's gone number two, you go

632
00:38:38.760 --> 00:38:40.800
in the bathroom afterwards and see if it smells different

633
00:38:40.800 --> 00:38:41.360
than the dudes.

634
00:38:43.039 --> 00:38:44.519
We have multiple bathrooms.

635
00:38:44.840 --> 00:38:47.480
Okay, you know why because it smells sour.

636
00:38:52.440 --> 00:38:54.400
Now, that's all I want to think about today, is

637
00:38:54.440 --> 00:38:58.719
the smell of the bathroom.

638
00:38:58.880 --> 00:39:03.679
Anyway. There was a research study done last year about

639
00:39:03.719 --> 00:39:07.639
policing and it was pointed out that police uniforms were

640
00:39:07.679 --> 00:39:10.800
mainly designed by men for men, which caused problems like

641
00:39:10.880 --> 00:39:13.920
ill fitting pants and stab vests for women in the force.

642
00:39:14.880 --> 00:39:18.119
So in twenty twenty one, they said that this was

643
00:39:18.159 --> 00:39:24.719
a hard, a hard knock on effect to performance the

644
00:39:24.760 --> 00:39:28.599
tight pants. It's also pretty bad for morale and psychological

645
00:39:28.599 --> 00:39:35.360
well being. According to a report, All crushing cop pants

646
00:39:35.519 --> 00:39:36.760
new at the Army Navy.

647
00:39:36.519 --> 00:39:40.400
Store creates a unisex cameltoe.

648
00:39:44.719 --> 00:39:46.760
You know what I think we did. Eventually we started

649
00:39:46.760 --> 00:39:49.199
the show talking about national unity, and I think we're

650
00:39:49.280 --> 00:39:50.360
I think we found it again.

651
00:39:57.159 --> 00:39:58.960
Pants are the answer?

652
00:39:59.440 --> 00:40:02.159
Looking around? What everyone is like waving a little American flags?

653
00:40:02.159 --> 00:40:04.119
All of our crotches are crushed? Are you miserable?

654
00:40:04.159 --> 00:40:13.320
Me too? I don't want to wear those during the parade.

655
00:40:13.360 --> 00:40:22.559
But yeah, that's Uh, this is the weirdest conversation. Do

656
00:40:22.599 --> 00:40:23.880
we have a picture of the pants? Do we know

657
00:40:23.920 --> 00:40:24.480
what they look like?

658
00:40:25.639 --> 00:40:25.760
Uh?

659
00:40:26.159 --> 00:40:27.480
Give me a moment. I will see if I can

660
00:40:27.480 --> 00:40:29.400
find something. Talk amongst yourselves, who I can find you

661
00:40:29.840 --> 00:40:32.880
a photo representative of the ball crushing cop pants?

662
00:40:33.280 --> 00:40:34.920
Yeah, because I just want to see how tight? Like

663
00:40:35.039 --> 00:40:39.719
are we talking like nineteen seventies, like those back in

664
00:40:39.760 --> 00:40:42.239
the day when it was like.

665
00:40:41.360 --> 00:40:43.320
Like seventies and eighties coaches pants?

666
00:40:43.920 --> 00:40:47.079
Okay, that's what I was gonna say. The what was

667
00:40:47.119 --> 00:40:53.159
the material? The polyester coach shorts? Yeah? Is that what

668
00:40:53.199 --> 00:40:53.800
they're wearing?

669
00:40:58.400 --> 00:41:00.119
Oh you're asking me? Oh, I have no idea. I

670
00:41:00.239 --> 00:41:03.000
think the only photos that I've seen on on these

671
00:41:03.599 --> 00:41:06.320
are just they look like normal cop pants. So I

672
00:41:06.360 --> 00:41:06.840
really don't know.

673
00:41:08.639 --> 00:41:12.119
I just didn't know how tight they type they were.

674
00:41:14.199 --> 00:41:16.239
That was crushing balls. Like I've never put on a

675
00:41:16.239 --> 00:41:18.119
pair of pants crushed my nuts before.

676
00:41:19.440 --> 00:41:21.880
Really, you never, like your mom like trying on like

677
00:41:21.880 --> 00:41:23.599
back to school clothes. You never gave you pants that

678
00:41:23.599 --> 00:41:25.039
were too small. Here put these on you, like.

679
00:41:26.719 --> 00:41:29.960
I don't, I don't again nurse, so she was kind

680
00:41:29.960 --> 00:41:33.639
of aware of the regions.

681
00:41:33.760 --> 00:41:35.480
Tell us another story about your childhood.

682
00:41:41.199 --> 00:41:51.920
You know, I don't think I will. This is one

683
00:41:51.960 --> 00:41:54.559
of This is another one of those moments where I'm

684
00:41:54.559 --> 00:41:56.159
happy to say, I can't wait to get out of

685
00:41:56.159 --> 00:42:01.159
this three house. I see you tomorrow.