Sept. 9, 2024

Stupid Things White People Do | Monday 09.09.24

Stupid Things White People Do | Monday 09.09.24

Today is pretty much an entire show dedicated to stupid things white people do.  We start off by talking about the astronauts stuck in space while they watched Starliner return safely to Earth.  Then, we talk about Cybertrucks followed by Dan telling...

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Today is pretty much an entire show dedicated to stupid things white people do. We start off by talking about the astronauts stuck in space while they watched Starliner return safely to Earth. Then, we talk about Cybertrucks followed by Dan telling us about hiking up an active volcano. Then we wrap things up with some Pumpkin Spice talk!
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/boeing-starliner-leaves-crew-behind-returns-to-earth/
https://www.audacy.com/mix965houston/latest/the-pumpkin-scented-stuff-were-buying-this-year
https://ssl.gstatic.com/trends_tpt/bb944c55e58220046670107b323fb19ac1404e68a7e2da714c94be414a539f00.pdf
https://www.wionews.com/science/there-is-a-dead-pool-at-bottom-of-red-sea-which-can-kill-anything-immediately-scientists-warn-755209

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Welcome inside the treehouse. Sidly your warriors outside join me

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Daniel Mountain, Trade Trenholm, and Raj Sharman for this Monday

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episode September ninth, twenty twenty four. We like to start

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most shows with the absolute stupidest thing possible to really

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grab your attention hook. You bring you inside the treehouse

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and then keep you here for the show's entirety, and

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we rarely struggle to do that. Today there's no exception,

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because today is one of those days where we have

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an overabundance of stupid. It is a veritable flood of

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treehouse stupidoty. And then Tray came along and sent me

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the news story about the Boeing Starliner returning to Earth,

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and I said, yep, that rose to the top of

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the floodwaters.

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I don't know how you could watch the story like

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when it landed, like it made all the channels and

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everybody was just, i mean just applauding Boeing for landing.

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So you remember, you remember the news story we did

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last week about the corporate retreat where it was on

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a mountain, Colorado, and the headline made it sound like

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the corporate retreat just left one guy on the mountain,

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when in reality, he got lost and they couldn't find it.

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Oh do you know what happened?

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Well, when they were coming down the mountain, they took

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the flags, the markers. They forgot he was there, so

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they took the markers out.

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Oh, it is still really bad. I thought it was okay. Anyway.

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There was a headline that read to the effect of

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co workers leave man on mountain during corporate outing, which

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made it sound like it wasn't. They didn't make it

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sound like he was lost or something or like it

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made it sound like they left him there intentionally. This

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headline from CBS News sounds very similar to that from

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CBS News Boeing's troubled star liner makes safe return to

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Earth after leaving.

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Its crew behind.

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I mean, you had one job, right.

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But you know the crew has been up so this

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was in space turns this was the equivalent of a

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three hour tour.

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Who's Gilligan, who's the skipper? That's all I want to know.

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They got up there.

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They've been up there for ninety something days because they

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deemed that the star Liner was not safe to return.

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So you know, the two people who are watching this going,

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I'll f youf you, f you when that thing made

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a safe landing.

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Really the rocket should have just done this the whole time.

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Oh, just two middle fingers back up at.

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The well astronauts.

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Well, I mean if it was like a regular rocket

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going back down, it looks like one middle finger.

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But they literally have to be there until February because you.

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Get Elon Musk.

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And that doesn't seem to be high on his priority list.

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No, he's sending a cyber truck. That's gonna be all.

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You have to give it to Bowing. Any win is

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a win. Like their stock went through the roof because

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they landed. Wait what Yeah, the rocket landed as they said,

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entered the fiery atmosphere of Earth and landed safely, So

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their stock went to the roof.

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Well, that's your job.

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At one point there.

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Was talk that they were just gonna have to jettison

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this thing from the space station, and you're just talking

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about like ten billion dollars just drifting off it.

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They were going to call it, they were going to

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take the loss as quote, I'm not making this up

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space trash.

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When your rocket is called space trash.

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And then three months later it's like, Yay, we made

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it and your two astronauts are like, what the seriously,

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we could have gone home now they have to wait

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till February.

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Wow. Okay, so now if you're now, let's let's play

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a quick hypothetical. If if you're the astronauts, Trey, if

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you guys are the astronauts on the space station and

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NASA gives you the option to stay where you are

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until February or actually, hang on, I think we have

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another game that we can do this for. Hang on,

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let me see you here. It is time for versus

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inside the tree house. Today's contestants Trey Trenholm and Raj Sharma.

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Big fan.

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Welcome, gentlemen, long time, first time.

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Today's question for you in versus is if you too,

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If the two of you were the astronauts stuck on

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the International Space Station right now, and NASA came to

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you with the option of a hop on this Boeing

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star Liners attempt at returning to Earth, you might make

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it or you might end up as space trash. I

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guess that's B.

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No.

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No.

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So A is you get on this Boeing star Liner

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and you either make it to Earth or you become

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space trash or B you just hang out there until

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February until we can send uh one of Elon's cyber

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truck rockets to get you.

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I'm Indian, like, we we can't even go to Pakistan,

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so we're not We're not going to.

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We're not going to the moon, buddy, We're not going

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to space.

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We're good, Okay, So are you gonna are you gonna

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wait it out? Or are you gonna take the Boeing

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star Liner back to Earth?

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I mean it's not called the Challenger, so uh, I'll

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take the too soon really eighty six? Uh, but I

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mean I would, Uh, I would risk it to come

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back instead of waiting in space. Like if I called

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you right out, Dan and I was like, hey, we're

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gonna we're going to space, and you have to be

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there till February.

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Or we could do this, I would take the rocket down.

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Well, but I also gotta remember it again, this was

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a three hour tour. They were only supposed to be

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gone for ten days.

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I think it was eleven days was the max. That's

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what they were told. So the fact that they.

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Even have enough food and drinking water, which although.

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They're still dependent on a resupply ship, docking would be unmanned.

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But they've they've gotten that down pretty well. But yeah,

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you're already up there ninety days before the water tray.

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What's the water repurposed what you're in? Yes, at least

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some of it.

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Yeah, you have to drink pea and stay there until February.

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I'll take the fiery crash trey.

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What say you? Are you gonna wait till February and

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drink your own pea? Or are you going to take

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a fifty to fifty shot on the Boeing aircraft back

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to Earth?

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I like, how you have to think about this?

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Hey, we asked a hard questions and the biggest variable

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in this equation is do I like the other person

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I'm with that?

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I didn't even think about that.

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Yeah, she's a girl. It's a guy and a girl.

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It's like, you know, it's there a little sex on

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the side if you come to an agreement.

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What okay, space sex? I could kind of, I could.

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I could stay till February.

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A space handy just looking at the moon.

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And on the phone with your spouses.

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What's that floating by?

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longer than they ever were promised or intended or planned on.

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Yeah, and my mind you the February rescue date is

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in pencil.

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It's a tentative. It could be March.

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Yeah, it's February with an asterisk because because this is

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also because this is a rush job getting a manned

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vehicle into space, because it wasn't planned well that if

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there's anything we know NASA loves, it's hurrying.

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And this isn't even NASA is like bailing bowing out.

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Yeah, I don't see.

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Yeah, you know, the saying it's like the blind leading

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the blind. I think I think, I think elon musk

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and uh leading boeing is kind of the new equation

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for it. Because what was it you were saying before tray,

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It's like on the cyber truck, they didn't research the

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materials enough, so there's fingerprints all over them.

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Now, yeah, there's like the oil on your skin if

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you look at the original whatever that alloy is they

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are made with. If you look at a cyber truck,

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now look around the door handles and everything else, they're

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starting to discolor because something about the oil and dirt

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on skin reacts with it and it's discoloring it permanently, Jesus.

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And you can't and here's the thing, you can't paint it.

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It's just two hundred thousand dollars thrown away.

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Well, i've seen and God forbid you get one in

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a puddle.

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Yeah, and so I've seen a few of the cyber trucks,

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and I've also seen what their supposed capabilities are.

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Also no car wash, no car washes, oh you know

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why rust. But also if it has that undersprayerh are

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you do the wheels?

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It can get up there and fry your whole system.

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Oh my god, it can't go through an actual you

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can't even take it to like a high school car wash,

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like to donate to the football team.

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Like you can't cyber truck.

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Sorry, screw team cyber truck.

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Yeah, I mean I've I've seen videos of the supposed

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capabilities of the cyber truck and people go, look at

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my cyber truck can do. And then people come in

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and then they show like them stepping over the same puddle.

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It's like, look at my feet can do? Or I've

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seen old ladies on rascals with more off road capabilities

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than the cyber trucks.

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The best what is and Roger just see the video

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there's this mom who just does they take a promotional

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video for the cyber truck about oh my gosh, look

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at all this space.

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It's it's it was geared.

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this has. Look at what you can do with the console,

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look at what you can do with this.

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promotional video just like like oh with me had a baby,

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you know, and my six or three husband. We have

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plenty of room. And she's in the third rush going

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this seat seven.

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And that's real.

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Yeah, yes, yeah, it's a folks I think she's in

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a Folkswagen or something.

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The final one is, you know, the cyber Truk.

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Mom is like, and you know what, your kids think,

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you're really cool and a badass. And the woman goes,

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if you have kids, they think you're cringe mind telling me,

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I'm cringe every day.

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So she's like trying to like show the comparison, and

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it's God, love that lady. She's so funny because every

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single thing they just cut and she's just always in

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the back seat of this vein.

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I don't know, he's never in the front seat. Ye.

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They're like, oh, there's a secret compartment. She's like, oh

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my god, a glove is the glove rush? Oh my god,

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look at this.

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Who knew? Yeah, there are certain things that you know.

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It's like the DeLorean m they they made them, we

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didn't have to buy them. Well that was the thing.

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At least at least the DeLorean was was manufactured and

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sold and marketed as a novelty. The cyber truck was

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manufactured and marketed and attempting to be sold as somehow

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an improvement over every other existing vehicle on the market.

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I'd rather drive a Mini.

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Yeah, I I would.

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I would rather have any other car, and a buddy

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of mine has one, and I've seen it. You want

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when they're like, why I got all the bells and whistles. Uh,

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you can get the same thing in a in a Honda.

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Not gonna lie, it's the same thing. It's so terrible.

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Like you're a doctor, you have two hundred thousand dollars.

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Go ahead. It's like he's like, you can borrow it

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anytime you want.

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No, you can go get a tricked out escalade everything

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for half the price.

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It'll come with R Kelly in the back.

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So, speaking of speaking of failed adventures, whether it's the

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cyber truck or going to space and expecting to come

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back after a few hours. I don't know if you

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guys saw our post the other day. It was Tara's

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post on Instagram and Facebook. We actually scaled forty two

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point seven percent of a volcano last week. Yeah for us, right,

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what's the look of indignation, raj No?

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I mean, well, white people gonna white. Uh, that's what

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you guys do? Were you forced?

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No, it's an it's it's an Airbnb excursion. So if

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even if you don't actually stayed in Airbnb or anything

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like that, if you go to some city that you're

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unfamiliar with their excursions, you can do you know how

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you do like the the various excursions when you go

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to resorts in Mexico and stuff, Well you can do

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those in regular cities. I'm sure Dallas has some as well.

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I haven't looked him up, but like in Seattle, there's

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a mount Rainier hike that you can do. And uh,

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so that's what we did, what Trey.

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Because nothing says white like hiking an active volcano?

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Thank you? What guy?

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Hang on?

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Hang on? Our tour guide promised us. He assured us

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that it was not going to erupt that day, and

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he ended up being right Dan.

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He was. Did you have to ask for really?

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Skyler?

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His name was Nate, Nate his middle name, Noah.

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There's a day and there's a documentary I'd like you

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to watch on Netflix called The Volcano Rescue from Wakari.

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Yes you've seen this, look I I trusted our tour

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guide and if you can trust a.

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Name, I can't believe anybody's outside of me has seen

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this because I was like, let me watch to white

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people do stupid ship and then.

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There it is. I know it's what there it was.

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I mean, come on, if you can't trust a tour

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guide named I think his full name was, uh yeah,

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it was Nathan Noah Honky guide. If you can't trust

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a guy with with that credible of a name.

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Of the Connecticut Honky Guides, Yeah, that's just okay. I mean,

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and it was it fun? Did you? Yeah?

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I mean it was.

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It looks.

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The reason why I positioned it that way is that, yeah,

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we got to say that. We we climbed up, you know,

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damn near half a volcano the other day. Now it's

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fourteen four hundred and ten feet to the top and

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requires four days worth of of stuff to attempt to

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make the actual summit of the mountain slash volcano. We're

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not doing that. It's like Nate, our guide, was telling us,

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it takes two days of mountaineering training and then two

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days of actually going up and coming back down. So

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we're not doing that. We're just doing the Airbnb version

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of just kind of hike up to about half the middle,

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get some pretty views of up at the mountain, take

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some video, take some photos, and go back down and

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eat some lunch.

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Gotcha, how many Nipolice people walked past you with the

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middle finger?

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I think they're still in season on Everest, so we

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didn't see any of them. But it stuck because we

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went up like six three hundred feet and my legs

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still hurt and the other or wrinkle on.

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This is.

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Altitude, so it's hard to breathe when you're up that

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high as well. So not only were we in our

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little tour group surrounded by twenty somethings, so we were

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the olds, we were the old heads of the group

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and we're just trying to just make it as far

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as we can, trying to keep up, and Nate was

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kind of come back, go like okay, But we held

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our own.

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We did well.

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We got up to the good spots. Are my legs

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still hurt? Yeah, Jesus. And then Eri's post, you know, say, oh,

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we hiked right here, blah blah blah, and there's a

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few people that actually posted congratulations. I think some people

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are assuming we went to the top. We didn't go

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to the top. If we went to the top, there'd

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be a photo of us up there, and because we'd

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be covered head to toe in some sort of winter garb.

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Well, you also didn't say you didn't go to the top.

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You said we hiked Mount rain near You didn't say

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we went forty two percent of mountain.

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Well, I'm I'm setting the record straight. And then if

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you think we hiked to the top, we didn't. I

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think I feel I feel uh, you know, accomplished enough

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to say that we hiked forty three percent of it

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forty you're the the.

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The boweling skyliner of hiking.

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What you guys are I am?

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I made it back down safely.

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By yourself.

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Look, Nate the tour guy told us about there was

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a situation I forget how long ago, where people were

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going to the top of Mount Rainier and a strong

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wind gusts blew.

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Them off the freaking mountain.

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So I'm okay to stop at the at the nice

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scenic overlook, take some photos and go back down to normal.

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And how many people went, how many people were on

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the hike with you?

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It was a group total of eleven, so us plus

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nine and Nate and.

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Nate and Nate can can I ask if there were

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and I know I get a lot of grief, but

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Trey's got my back on this one. I know you're

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going to say, were there any other huh, any other

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people of color or any people of color that went

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hiking with you?

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Guys?

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Our group consisted of me and Tara, a white couple

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from Australia. Yep, Michael from London.

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Mm hm.

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There was a girl from Brazil who lives in Germany.

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And then there were three girls wearing hiking stuff, and

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then there was there was a girl from Dallas, Hi, Genebeth.

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Yeah, you still have not answered my question at all.

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And then and then another girl who was from Seattle.

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Still again, I was asking if there were people of color.

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You told me where everybody's from.

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I don't like to assume everyone's race just based on

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skin color.

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With the Brazilian living in Germany, you're okay.

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With Well, she was clearly not a person she appeared.

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There were the Jennebeth was was mixed. She's white and Asian,

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and the girl from Seattle was Asian, and I think

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everyone else was lily.

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White, yes, and and and and hiking mm hmm that's awesome,

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was it?

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And you didn't even ask me about the about the

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lunch that we had?

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No, Wow, was it sandwiches? No?

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It was whiter we had.

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Was that the Asian girl's name?

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No, that's that's what Nate brought. Nate brought in his

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in his backpack with his uh smoldering legs.

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Uh.

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He had the food for all of.

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Us, and it was uh you had badpah. Yeah, boy,

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that's the whitest.

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You didn't have to You didn't even have to bring

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your own food.

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No, that's part of the excursion. That's part of what

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you pay.

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For the excursion. I don't know how you guys roughed it.

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I don't understand why you guys thought that this was

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going to be a rough kit type scenario.

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And how how you said you went like thirty six

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hundred feet.

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Sixty three hundred sir, don't you dare short on that?

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There wasn't even like up there, just just to make

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it challenging.

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Look how the.

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Sherpa would be at sixty three hundred feet making your

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keish like you guys made it good to see you guys.

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I gotta go up the other wrist to feed my family. Now. Wow.

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So this is why, this is why I hate sharing

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things with you, guys. I'm excited to tell you about

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something and then you just, you know, take big old

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steaming dumps all over.

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Speaking of that, like, where did you guys go when when.

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You were trucking up the mountain? Where did the report?

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Did you guys?

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They had something there? There's a visitor center, very nice bathroom.

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Did make pat that up to?

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Didn't Neyate hold his hands out?

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I'm never telling you guys anything ever.

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the name of it, the Treehouse Cowboys, partly because I

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think that'll keep us from getting sued because the Cowboys

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don't own the rights to cowboys. What with Dallas in

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front of it, then it might be a problem. So

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if we call ourselves a treehouse, cowboys were referring to

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us as cowboys, not necessarily the cowboys, but we'll be

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Thank you very much.

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What's the question, ROJ?

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You said they don't own the Cowboys.

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They don't own the name, like the term cowboys?

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Gotcha?

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Okay?

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I didn't, because otherwise you wouldn't be able to like

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have actual cowboys without paying royalty to the Dallas Cowboys

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football team versus you know, cattle wrestlers and such. Does

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that make sense?

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So who owns the name?

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Hey, cowboys is such a generic term, no one can

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put ownership on it right now.

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If you put Dallas Cowboys in front of it, then yeah,

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they own that.

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Michael Jackson owned Happy Birthday, they bought it.

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Yeah that was there was original author that actually got

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thealties on.

479
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That for kits.

480
00:27:02.960 --> 00:27:04.920
So can we buy Cowboys?

481
00:27:05.440 --> 00:27:09.200
Sure, we'll just you know, we'll just we'll send a

482
00:27:09.240 --> 00:27:12.359
note to dak and ask for a loan with that,

483
00:27:13.000 --> 00:27:15.160
real quick, real quick. I just want to point this

484
00:27:15.200 --> 00:27:16.960
out because we're going to cover this in the uh

485
00:27:17.480 --> 00:27:20.119
the Treehouse Cowboys show on YouTube YouTube dot com slash

486
00:27:20.160 --> 00:27:25.000
Treehouse hun There. Uh do you remember so? Dak's new

487
00:27:25.039 --> 00:27:28.119
contract is worth a reported two hundred and forty million dollars,

488
00:27:28.160 --> 00:27:31.200
two hundred and thirty one of which is guaranteed. Jerry

489
00:27:31.279 --> 00:27:33.680
Jones bought the Cowboys back in nineteen eighty nine four.

490
00:27:33.759 --> 00:27:38.359
Do you remember how much one hundred and eighty five Roger.

491
00:27:40.880 --> 00:27:44.160
From? Uh, I'm gonna guess one.

492
00:27:44.720 --> 00:27:46.960
You're both close but a little over. According to by

493
00:27:47.000 --> 00:27:50.119
Google search, it was one hundred forty million dollars, and

494
00:27:50.160 --> 00:27:52.519
in my memory I thought it was two fifty. So,

495
00:27:53.000 --> 00:27:55.279
whatever way you want to look at it, with Dak's

496
00:27:55.279 --> 00:27:56.720
new deal, if you wanted to go back in time,

497
00:27:56.759 --> 00:27:59.240
he could buy the Cowboys for one hundred and forty

498
00:27:59.279 --> 00:28:01.759
million and still have one hundred left over. Not a

499
00:28:01.759 --> 00:28:03.079
bad not a bad pay day for him.

500
00:28:03.440 --> 00:28:05.880
Eighty million I think was the signing bonus.

501
00:28:06.079 --> 00:28:07.480
Yeah, it's a good signing bonus.

502
00:28:07.559 --> 00:28:10.480
Yeah, solid you Jella.

503
00:28:10.640 --> 00:28:12.759
Roger Staubach was the first million dollar contract.

504
00:28:13.519 --> 00:28:19.359
Yes, Cowboys have a have a true legacy of paid.

505
00:28:19.279 --> 00:28:21.480
I think that was after his second Super Bowl win,

506
00:28:22.960 --> 00:28:23.559
when he got.

507
00:28:23.440 --> 00:28:26.119
That was to keep him from retiring and playing another year.

508
00:28:26.559 --> 00:28:26.920
Yeah.

509
00:28:27.119 --> 00:28:29.400
Meanwhile, Walt Garrison got a new horse trailer. Everybody won

510
00:28:29.440 --> 00:28:40.200
on the Cowboys back in the day. I just forgot

511
00:28:40.240 --> 00:28:41.480
the story I was going to do. Hang on, let

512
00:28:41.519 --> 00:28:42.680
me check my notes. Where did it go?

513
00:28:42.920 --> 00:28:43.119
Oh?

514
00:28:43.200 --> 00:28:48.000
Yeah, so you guys trounced on my hiking excursion up

515
00:28:48.000 --> 00:28:53.519
Mount Rainier the active volcano halfway almost halfway, almost halfway.

516
00:28:53.519 --> 00:28:54.640
We did not make it to the top. I don't

517
00:28:54.640 --> 00:28:56.720
want anyone confused on that whatsoever.

518
00:28:57.119 --> 00:28:57.519
Mm hmm.

519
00:28:59.359 --> 00:29:05.319
But uh our tour guiy Nate did also tell us

520
00:29:05.319 --> 00:29:07.440
that yes, it is not only an active volcano, but

521
00:29:07.519 --> 00:29:10.680
it's on the verge of going boom, meaning like it's

522
00:29:10.720 --> 00:29:13.319
it's on like the list of ones that it's expected

523
00:29:13.359 --> 00:29:17.160
to blow up soon and by earth soon it could

524
00:29:17.160 --> 00:29:20.839
be a thousand. I don't know, but he did say.

525
00:29:20.880 --> 00:29:23.160
But he did say not today, but it is gonna,

526
00:29:24.480 --> 00:29:25.839
you know, explode again.

527
00:29:26.960 --> 00:29:30.119
So I guess that's when his excursions we'll come to

528
00:29:30.160 --> 00:29:30.519
a halt.

529
00:29:31.319 --> 00:29:33.720
Yeah, that's when he has that's when he has to

530
00:29:33.720 --> 00:29:35.799
go back to Salt Lake City and do his h

531
00:29:36.039 --> 00:29:41.400
his music from Salt Lake City. He splits time is

532
00:29:41.440 --> 00:29:41.839
also a.

533
00:29:41.839 --> 00:29:52.079
Musician harmonica or acoustic guitar ur bongo.

534
00:29:54.079 --> 00:29:55.559
I think he's one of those guys that can play

535
00:29:55.559 --> 00:29:56.480
all three at the same time.

536
00:29:57.119 --> 00:29:58.359
He does he protest to.

537
00:30:03.079 --> 00:30:04.079
Only in his free time.

538
00:30:05.680 --> 00:30:07.000
What were his pronouns?

539
00:30:08.440 --> 00:30:16.680
I didn't ask ahs. So, speaking of discovering scary things,

540
00:30:18.000 --> 00:30:20.519
a death pool has been discovered at the bottom of

541
00:30:20.559 --> 00:30:24.799
the sea that kills everything immediately. And how do we

542
00:30:24.880 --> 00:30:30.680
know this? Someone went and found it. The darkest depths

543
00:30:30.720 --> 00:30:33.319
of the Red Sea could shed light on the origins

544
00:30:33.319 --> 00:30:36.720
of life itself thanks to a stunning discovery made by scientists.

545
00:30:37.200 --> 00:30:40.119
A team of researchers at the University of Miami hit

546
00:30:40.160 --> 00:30:43.240
the bottom of the Narrow Sea, which lies between the

547
00:30:43.279 --> 00:30:46.079
Arabian Peninsula and Africa, and were met by dense salty

548
00:30:46.160 --> 00:30:50.000
lakes known as death pools. The alarming name is fitting

549
00:30:50.039 --> 00:30:52.559
given that these are among the most extreme environments on Earth.

550
00:30:52.559 --> 00:30:58.480
The rare pools, which form on the seafloor are hyper saline,

551
00:30:58.799 --> 00:31:02.200
meaning on a mass imaginably salty, which means this is

552
00:31:02.440 --> 00:31:04.480
something that would tempt my wife, because my goddess, she

553
00:31:04.559 --> 00:31:07.079
loves salt. Oh and by the way, it also contains

554
00:31:07.200 --> 00:31:11.079
zero oxygen. They are so inhospitable these death pools that

555
00:31:11.160 --> 00:31:15.359
any animal that strays into their briny waters is immediately

556
00:31:15.440 --> 00:31:18.880
stunned or killed. And yet despite all of this, they

557
00:31:18.880 --> 00:31:21.200
still manage to team with living microbes, the fact that

558
00:31:21.279 --> 00:31:24.160
could offer insights into how life on the planet began

559
00:31:24.200 --> 00:31:27.119
and how beings could evolve on water rich worlds beyond

560
00:31:27.160 --> 00:31:31.720
our own. And which finds University of Miami scientists poking

561
00:31:31.759 --> 00:31:34.480
around a death pool that kills everything immediately trying to

562
00:31:34.480 --> 00:31:35.519
find the origins of life.

563
00:31:36.279 --> 00:31:41.400
M pretty cool, right, was Nate there?

564
00:31:42.759 --> 00:31:47.400
I don't know if he does underwater tours. Keisha doesn't

565
00:31:47.400 --> 00:31:49.400
taste as good at the bottom of the ocean.

566
00:31:52.279 --> 00:31:53.440
He brings the salmon rules.

567
00:31:53.720 --> 00:32:00.279
Uh, this is just one of the like keeping in mind, Yes,

568
00:32:00.319 --> 00:32:02.200
I understand, Like you know, I like to go on

569
00:32:02.240 --> 00:32:04.079
a hike here and there, Like it's it's not so

570
00:32:04.160 --> 00:32:06.440
much like a hike, like like I see people hiking

571
00:32:06.480 --> 00:32:09.640
on serious trails that's almost like climbing mountains and stuff,

572
00:32:09.640 --> 00:32:11.319
and that's not what I do. It's like I go

573
00:32:11.319 --> 00:32:15.079
on on an exaggerated walk. Not granted, the hike we

574
00:32:15.079 --> 00:32:17.039
did was steep and it was very strenuous, but we're

575
00:32:17.079 --> 00:32:19.240
not hanging off the mountain edge. We're not going anywhere

576
00:32:19.279 --> 00:32:22.799
where only goats go kind of a thing. So I'll

577
00:32:22.839 --> 00:32:24.960
do that, but I have absolutely no interest in going

578
00:32:24.960 --> 00:32:28.279
to the bottom of the ocean floor to go exploring,

579
00:32:28.359 --> 00:32:30.240
because I might find a death pool or and I'm

580
00:32:30.240 --> 00:32:33.519
definitely not going, you know, in one of those Xbox

581
00:32:33.599 --> 00:32:37.920
controlled submarine kind of a deal. But you know, give

582
00:32:37.960 --> 00:32:41.720
me a little bit of area in which I can

583
00:32:41.759 --> 00:32:45.160
control which is breathing, and I'll do a little exploring,

584
00:32:45.160 --> 00:32:46.519
but I'm not going to the bottom of the ocean

585
00:32:46.519 --> 00:32:51.759
where it says place kills everything. You would snorkel, Yeah, snorkel,

586
00:32:51.799 --> 00:32:53.599
absolutely love snorkeling. Stay on the surface.

587
00:32:53.799 --> 00:32:58.319
Yeah yeah, I'm a scuba diver and I I'm much

588
00:32:58.400 --> 00:33:00.920
more comfortable being underwater and on the surface.

589
00:33:01.240 --> 00:33:04.559
That's what everybody that scuba dive says that snorkeling scares

590
00:33:04.599 --> 00:33:07.359
them because they are worried about inhaling water and choking.

591
00:33:08.000 --> 00:33:10.000
Well that and you know, you're on the surface like that,

592
00:33:10.079 --> 00:33:11.960
you're much more likely to be seen as food.

593
00:33:15.200 --> 00:33:17.279
He's got a point there. That's why I stay in

594
00:33:17.359 --> 00:33:19.480
shallow waters where I can see the bottom.

595
00:33:19.799 --> 00:33:20.160
Gotcha.

596
00:33:20.200 --> 00:33:24.559
Okay, So even given your fear of heights, like underwater,

597
00:33:24.720 --> 00:33:28.799
you're fine, that's okay, Like, I.

598
00:33:28.720 --> 00:33:30.200
Guess you're talking to you dre because I like to

599
00:33:30.240 --> 00:33:31.240
I don't know a scuba guy.

600
00:33:31.480 --> 00:33:35.279
No, but you're like snorkeling, like even being on top

601
00:33:35.480 --> 00:33:39.160
right being No, that's still the water, that's okay.

602
00:33:38.960 --> 00:33:41.000
Like, yeah, I'm fine with that. Snorkeling I'm fine with

603
00:33:41.400 --> 00:33:43.640
but if I get in and it's immediately really deep,

604
00:33:43.720 --> 00:33:45.599
then I'll start to hyperventilate and.

605
00:33:45.640 --> 00:33:47.759
Oh okay, yeah, yeah, okay, so the same.

606
00:33:47.640 --> 00:33:50.200
That's unreasonable fear, Like I know I can float, but

607
00:33:50.200 --> 00:33:51.759
if I can't see the bottom, I'm freaking out.

608
00:33:51.960 --> 00:33:52.160
Yeah.

609
00:33:52.200 --> 00:33:54.720
Same, that's that's the same with me and scuba divers.

610
00:33:54.720 --> 00:33:57.720
Are you guys are a very rare breed where you

611
00:33:57.720 --> 00:34:01.799
don't mind like walking on the ocean floor.

612
00:34:03.599 --> 00:34:06.240
If it's I mean, I'm not going way down deep,

613
00:34:06.319 --> 00:34:11.239
but uh, it's beautiful and it really like like I said,

614
00:34:11.800 --> 00:34:15.519
it's once you've done it, it's you feel far safer

615
00:34:15.599 --> 00:34:17.400
underneath there than you do snorkeling.

616
00:34:17.599 --> 00:34:19.199
The only thing I will I will never do again

617
00:34:19.280 --> 00:34:19.920
is cave diving.

618
00:34:20.559 --> 00:34:24.400
Mm hmm, okay, what is that?

619
00:34:25.760 --> 00:34:27.360
It's just it's where you go.

620
00:34:28.800 --> 00:34:34.199
Diving into caves, and but at a certain point, you know,

621
00:34:34.400 --> 00:34:37.800
you lose light and so you like you have like

622
00:34:37.800 --> 00:34:40.760
a guide rope. It's the one time I like, I

623
00:34:40.880 --> 00:34:43.039
freaked out and I had I had to turn around.

624
00:34:43.079 --> 00:34:45.679
But at a certain point, because you have no reference,

625
00:34:45.760 --> 00:34:47.480
you can't see light behind you or in front of you,

626
00:34:47.760 --> 00:34:50.079
so you're just hoping you.

627
00:34:51.400 --> 00:34:53.960
Down well or our front and back.

628
00:34:54.039 --> 00:34:56.840
You're really and that that when you turn around, you're

629
00:34:57.199 --> 00:34:58.880
because then you start thinking, what if I got dis warrented?

630
00:34:58.960 --> 00:34:59.800
What if I'm turned around?

631
00:35:00.239 --> 00:35:02.599
And I actually came close to running out of air

632
00:35:02.639 --> 00:35:04.760
because I started going through my oxygen too fast, but

633
00:35:04.840 --> 00:35:05.880
it got out in time.

634
00:35:06.559 --> 00:35:07.320
Never do that again.

635
00:35:08.400 --> 00:35:10.760
It actually makes sense to me, Trey, that you would

636
00:35:10.840 --> 00:35:16.760
love scuba diving being underneath the water, because that's one

637
00:35:16.800 --> 00:35:18.800
of the only places on the planet you can get

638
00:35:18.800 --> 00:35:26.000
some goddamn peace and quiet. You can't hear your girlfriend

639
00:35:26.119 --> 00:35:28.559
or why or whatever scream at you. You can't hear

640
00:35:28.599 --> 00:35:31.400
any phone calls from your mom, Trey. When you're you know,

641
00:35:31.480 --> 00:35:33.400
five hundred feet below the surface.

642
00:35:35.280 --> 00:35:40.000
We're gonna call you Aquaman and Dan.

643
00:35:40.119 --> 00:35:41.519
You just figured it out.

644
00:35:45.880 --> 00:35:50.079
You're in the visit us online a treehouse on Air

645
00:35:50.199 --> 00:35:51.320
dot Com.

646
00:35:51.559 --> 00:35:54.239
It's like Trey gets lost and drowns while cave diving,

647
00:35:54.280 --> 00:35:56.559
but when his body's found, he's still smiling because he's

648
00:35:56.559 --> 00:35:59.800
still died doing what he loved, which was getting some

649
00:36:00.119 --> 00:36:00.880
piece of quiet.

650
00:36:11.639 --> 00:36:15.800
You're in the Treehouse. Listen us online at Treehouse on

651
00:36:15.960 --> 00:36:22.960
air dot com.

652
00:36:23.599 --> 00:36:26.920
This is already a good sign for us starting the week.

653
00:36:27.159 --> 00:36:31.440
Is having so much fun in the plus episode this episode,

654
00:36:32.079 --> 00:36:34.320
and we haven't even gotten to half the other stuff

655
00:36:34.360 --> 00:36:36.199
that we could get to and the stuff we've been

656
00:36:36.199 --> 00:36:39.280
talking about during the breaks. So I'm looking forward to

657
00:36:39.559 --> 00:36:44.000
all things Treehouse this week. And there was one thing

658
00:36:44.039 --> 00:36:46.760
that I saw today that was absolutely unexpected.

659
00:36:47.719 --> 00:36:48.440
What is it, Raj?

660
00:36:48.960 --> 00:36:53.840
No, No, I can tell when Trey has found the story. Okay,

661
00:36:54.480 --> 00:36:56.760
coffin that spins save that.

662
00:36:57.519 --> 00:37:01.440
I want the seated spinning coffe Yeah, that is. That

663
00:37:01.559 --> 00:37:05.039
is now the teas for tomorrow. Okay, because I haven't

664
00:37:05.079 --> 00:37:07.800
seen it. Trey, you've seen it, Raj, you're aware of it.

665
00:37:07.840 --> 00:37:08.119
I have not.

666
00:37:08.239 --> 00:37:10.039
I am unaware. I'm gonna save it for tomorrow. So

667
00:37:10.079 --> 00:37:12.599
the seeded spinning coffin, that'll be tomorrow as it is

668
00:37:12.800 --> 00:37:14.800
one last thing in the Treehouse. And it was unexpected

669
00:37:14.800 --> 00:37:17.239
for me today, and it's going to be an interesting

670
00:37:17.280 --> 00:37:24.079
surprise for the two of you as well. You guys

671
00:37:24.079 --> 00:37:28.639
are aware of the hold that pumpkin spice has on

672
00:37:28.679 --> 00:37:36.480
our country, right, well, okay, yep, it's well coffee, yeah, pumpky, yeah,

673
00:37:36.480 --> 00:37:39.519
but not just the coffee, but pumpkin spice seasoning is

674
00:37:39.880 --> 00:37:43.840
everywhere now. It's not just coffee. It's now infiltrated so

675
00:37:43.920 --> 00:37:46.599
many other parts of our lives for those that love

676
00:37:46.679 --> 00:37:50.719
the taste and the scent, right so much so that

677
00:37:50.760 --> 00:37:57.840
it now includes pumpkin spice scented things that people are

678
00:37:57.880 --> 00:38:01.920
searching for online and there are a number of surprises

679
00:38:02.119 --> 00:38:06.119
in store for you. Okay, so Google released some data

680
00:38:06.159 --> 00:38:10.840
on pumpkin spice related items that will shock you. In

681
00:38:10.920 --> 00:38:14.719
many states, the most popular pumpkin spice scented items are

682
00:38:14.800 --> 00:38:20.039
personal care things like soap, body wash, shampoo, deodorant, lotion,

683
00:38:20.360 --> 00:38:23.960
lip products, and hair color which I didn't even know

684
00:38:24.000 --> 00:38:30.239
hair color came in you know, flavors. Now, this includes

685
00:38:30.239 --> 00:38:32.760
many people in the Midwest, Middle America, the Mountain Stakes

686
00:38:32.960 --> 00:38:40.480
and I guess, so, just.

687
00:38:40.400 --> 00:38:43.000
Don't do that to your barista.

688
00:38:43.800 --> 00:38:48.320
Yeah, that's a different kind of shock. Meanwhile, people in

689
00:38:48.360 --> 00:38:53.559
Montana are specifically looking for pumpkin spice body butter. Arkansas

690
00:38:53.639 --> 00:38:56.440
is searching for pumpkin spice toothpaste. Good for them, at

691
00:38:56.480 --> 00:39:00.000
least they can get in some And in North Carolina

692
00:39:00.199 --> 00:39:05.639
people want pumpkin spice toilet paper. Oh yeah, just think

693
00:39:05.679 --> 00:39:06.559
about that a second.

694
00:39:08.599 --> 00:39:09.440
I don't know how.

695
00:39:11.800 --> 00:39:14.079
That's the line I read earlier today and I almost

696
00:39:14.079 --> 00:39:15.000
split up my coffee.

697
00:39:15.159 --> 00:39:18.280
Is it like like a like a wipe or actual

698
00:39:18.760 --> 00:39:19.519
toilet paper?

699
00:39:19.599 --> 00:39:22.760
It says toilet paper. Interesting, So what that means is,

700
00:39:22.960 --> 00:39:25.000
see what the story was is that these are things

701
00:39:25.039 --> 00:39:28.199
people in these states are searching for pumpkin spice related

702
00:39:28.199 --> 00:39:31.360
so someone's there are enough people searching for pumpkin spice

703
00:39:31.400 --> 00:39:34.400
toilet paper in North Carolina that it pops up on

704
00:39:34.480 --> 00:39:35.280
Google's radar.

705
00:39:36.159 --> 00:39:41.000
Interesting, Okay, pumpkin spice toilet And what if you don't

706
00:39:41.039 --> 00:39:42.840
I don't know what pumpkin spice.

707
00:39:42.519 --> 00:39:45.039
Is, it would be.

708
00:39:46.719 --> 00:39:51.400
Yeah, pumpkin pie okay, okay?

709
00:39:51.719 --> 00:39:54.559
And is it supposed to make your when you when

710
00:39:54.599 --> 00:39:55.760
you use the toilet paper?

711
00:39:56.719 --> 00:40:00.039
Is it two smell good.

712
00:40:01.400 --> 00:40:05.800
Or here's the other option. It might be a taste

713
00:40:05.800 --> 00:40:11.519
based That's why I almost in my coffee this morning.

714
00:40:11.519 --> 00:40:13.159
I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't need to

715
00:40:13.159 --> 00:40:15.960
know that. And when I saw your face, I should

716
00:40:15.960 --> 00:40:24.000
have known what was coming. So there's no I can't.

717
00:40:24.599 --> 00:40:28.280
Well now, hang on, there's more. Other states want pumpkin

718
00:40:28.360 --> 00:40:33.880
spice candles. That makes sense, states like US Texas, also Colorado, Oregon, Illinois,

719
00:40:33.920 --> 00:40:37.360
the Dakotas and New Jersey.

720
00:40:41.119 --> 00:40:42.639
I don't think you need me on this show.

721
00:40:42.639 --> 00:40:46.760
Today Trey brings it up way more than you did.

722
00:40:46.840 --> 00:40:47.039
Run.

723
00:40:48.360 --> 00:40:52.239
I've been known to do it more, but today Trey's

724
00:40:52.280 --> 00:40:54.880
killmet it is it is white.

725
00:40:55.880 --> 00:40:59.079
New York, though, is specifically looking for wax melt.

726
00:41:00.760 --> 00:41:06.239
And Dominicans.

727
00:41:14.639 --> 00:41:18.000
Hang on, there's still more. Uh. Some states are searching

728
00:41:18.039 --> 00:41:22.760
for pumpkin spice clothing, like California, Mississippi, and Nevada. In Georgia,

729
00:41:22.800 --> 00:41:27.360
people want a pumpkin spice sweater, and not to be outdone,

730
00:41:27.440 --> 00:41:29.920
people in Florida want pumpkin spice cat litter.

731
00:41:35.719 --> 00:41:38.400
I would have thought Florida been like pumpkin spice basalt.

732
00:41:40.000 --> 00:41:46.159
Maybe I didn't know you could flavor mes. We'll kind

733
00:41:46.159 --> 00:41:47.760
of Cokie got pumpkin spice.

734
00:41:49.400 --> 00:41:53.519
But wait, there's more. Some Americans are cleaning with pumpkin spice.

735
00:41:53.920 --> 00:41:57.599
Several want pumpkin spice dish soap. New Hampshire is looking

736
00:41:57.599 --> 00:42:00.239
for pumpkin spice trash bags, Indiana is hoping to find

737
00:42:00.239 --> 00:42:04.599
pumpkin spice powerwash for the driveways. And then there's even

738
00:42:04.679 --> 00:42:08.039
stranger pockets of the country, like the Top the Top

739
00:42:08.159 --> 00:42:11.639
pumpkin spice search in South Carolina is for ear rings.

740
00:42:12.159 --> 00:42:16.280
In Maryland, it's pumpkin spice engagement rings. In Rhode Island

741
00:42:16.320 --> 00:42:21.119
pumpkin spice fabric, and my personal favorite, in Missouri, pumpkin

742
00:42:21.239 --> 00:42:24.559
spice brake pads.

743
00:42:26.079 --> 00:42:32.760
For the car. I didn't.

744
00:42:32.800 --> 00:42:35.320
I mean, that's a very white thing I get, but

745
00:42:36.519 --> 00:42:39.239
what would that do if you don't mind.

746
00:42:39.039 --> 00:42:41.239
Me asking, I honestly have no idea. I have not

747
00:42:42.039 --> 00:42:44.599
I don't even know if the pumpkin spice brake pad exists,

748
00:42:44.599 --> 00:42:45.760
but people are looking for it.

749
00:42:47.239 --> 00:42:53.400
So if we were to make a brake pad and

750
00:42:53.519 --> 00:42:55.519
just call it pumpkin spice, people would buy this.

751
00:42:56.039 --> 00:42:56.360
Yeah.

752
00:42:57.159 --> 00:43:00.480
I think we're I think we uh, I think we're

753
00:43:00.480 --> 00:43:01.239
in the wrong business.

754
00:43:02.039 --> 00:43:05.360
No, yeah, I think we could just we can do

755
00:43:05.360 --> 00:43:06.519
a pumpkin spice treehouse.

756
00:43:09.960 --> 00:43:14.719
Then you definitely don't want me on this show where

757
00:43:14.760 --> 00:43:15.599
Am I gonna sit.

758
00:43:17.039 --> 00:43:17.760
Where you belong?

759
00:43:18.000 --> 00:43:24.039
Right in my pumpkin spice sweater?

760
00:43:25.519 --> 00:43:26.039
Yeah you can.

761
00:43:26.440 --> 00:43:29.119
It's gonna be like a pumpkin spice cream sandwich. You're

762
00:43:29.159 --> 00:43:30.239
right in between me and Tray.

763
00:43:33.119 --> 00:43:34.639
Can we just change my name to Roger.

764
00:43:39.920 --> 00:43:42.360
It's in a sweater, some black legness, and some kne

765
00:43:42.400 --> 00:43:42.960
high boots.

766
00:43:46.480 --> 00:43:47.760
Roger's bringing the brake pads.

767
00:43:50.599 --> 00:43:53.079
Thanks for hanging out with us inside the Treehouse today

768
00:43:53.239 --> 00:43:56.639
for really just really next level stupid.

769
00:43:56.679 --> 00:43:56.960
Thank you?

770
00:43:57.480 --> 00:43:59.039
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772
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