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It is time to leave your worries outside and laugh
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with us inside the Treehouse. I'm Daniel Malley along with
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Trey Trendholm. Today is Thursday, June twenty sixth, twenty twenty five.
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Our buddy Raj is traveling today. He's at the Houston
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Improv all weekend. So if you are in the Houston area,
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go check out our buddy Raj at the Houston Improv.
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And also while we're promoting him, also check out Raj's
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dry bar special. And while you're doing all those things,
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you can also check out a brand new episode of
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Treehouse TV if I can get loaded. And on top
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of all that, there's still more to announce here inside
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the Treehouse. In case you missed it yesterday or the
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day before, we have an Ultimate Treehouse live stream coming
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Air and sign up for the Ultimate tree House and
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the live show that happens on Tuesday.
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And actually, just as a correction, Raj is traveling back
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from Houston today. He will be at the Addison Improv tonight.
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Thank you for that. I appreciate that I have a
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hard enough time keeping my own schedule, let alone his,
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especially when he tells me the morning of what it is.
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Yes, it's.
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Even though he's known for weeks, you and I never
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find out until the morning of. So yeah, so thank
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you for the correction. I didn't see the newly updated
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travel form from RAG. All Right, today is June twenty six,
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twenty twenty five. Today is Thursday. We're right there, right
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near the end of the week and right on the
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cusp of a new month. And this is not necessarily
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a seasonal announcement. It's just a major announcement that I
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think some people might be excited to hear. But I
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need you to brace yourselves for it, because this is
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an announcement that I don't think most people can truly
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prepare themselves for. All Right, so here we go, A
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new best place to have herpes has been named. Finally,
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I mean, I didn't know there was a good place
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to have have herpes. I just they were all bad.
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I assumed it was Texas State and San Marcos, But
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you know.
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Is it sad?
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Though?
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When I first saw the headline best place to have herpes,
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I wondered, is there another spot on the body besides
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you know, the groin and the mouth, Like, do you
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want a fingertip herpes? I don't really want I herpes?
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Do you want nipple herpes? I mean, there's all sorts
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of locations on the body where you don't want herpes,
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And honestly, you don't want herpes anywhere. But the more
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the human race continues humping each other, we're all basically
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going to have every possible STD all at the same time. Anyway,
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So you know what, if you're out there and you're
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swinging it around and you're slinging that around, just get
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it all out of the way.
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Just get it.
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But if you're curious, I am, the best place to
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have herpes on planet Earth is New Zealand. Okay, yeah,
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much like herpes. I didn't see that coming.
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I didn't. Yeah, that's uh, that's surprising.
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And here's the thing, it's self admitted. It's not like
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someone just posted it in a weird forum online that
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people found out about, or an awkward comment on a
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Facebook post New Zealand. New Zealand has said we are
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the best place in the world to have herpes, so
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much so they actually started a website, the best place
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in the World to have herpes dot com. Honest to god,
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I bet they had no problem registering that domain name.
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They didn't have to worry about saying damn it, someone
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already got that. We're gonna have to go with a
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dot net or a dot info. Nope, that one was
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free and available, or.
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Back in the old days, were to be dot n z.
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Yeah. Uh and this is this is actually a somewhat
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of a stunt by the New Zealand Herpees Foundation.
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Wile herpes has a foundation, I am learning something new
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every minute today.
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I'm hoping that the New Zealand Herpes Foundation is simply
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spreading awareness and not more herpees. I'd like to see
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what their mission statement is. But according to the New
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Zealand Herpes Foundation, to fix our national pride, the solution
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is obvious herpes. That was the pitch made by the
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charity New Zealand Herpes Foundation last October when it launched
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a campaign to make the country the best place to
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have the infection. That campaign has been a roaring success,
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winning a top prize at this year's can Lyons Awards,
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which recognize excellence in the creative industry. So I guess
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it's just basically advertising campaign. The campaign, which aimed to
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destigmatize herpes via a faux tourism ad, was awarded the
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Grand Prix for Good, a category that seeks to highlight
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work by nonprofit organizations and charities. The video starred Sir
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Graham Henry, the former head coach of the national rugby
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union team. In it, he touted the past successes of
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New Zealand and lamented its diminishing sources of national pride,
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such as an embarrassingly low sheep to human ratio and
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pies that are pushing seven bucks. He said, we need
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something new to be proud of, something big and brave,
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to put us back on the map. That's what he
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said as he scrawled the words herpies in all capital
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letters on a chalkboard. It's time for New Zealand to
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become the best place in the world to have herpes.
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Congratulations New Zealand, you won the Big Advertising Award.
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Are the achillies that desperate.
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I mean, just maybe they want to challenge, because, honest
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to God, when someone asks, you know, hey, what's one
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of the most beautiful places on Earth, I'd probably say
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New zer because a good chunk of the fun and
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interesting things that came out of the Hobbit movies was
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all the different locations that they shot in New Zealand, Like,
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that's a beautiful place. And those movies were so popular
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that New Zealand even built a true life Hobbit village
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just like that you saw in the films. Now, I
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gotta wonder if the Hobbitses have the herpeses.
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Yeah, I mean, if Frodo and Samwise had cult sores.
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I mean, it would have made that frolicking on the
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bed a little h little more odd.
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And now we know I saw Ron was keeping such
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an eye on them, I would too, cut off my mountain.
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possible to completely hail proof your house?
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cookdfw dot com. This is the Treehouse Show. I'm Daniel
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Malley along with Trey Trenholm. Today's Thursday, June twenty six,
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twenty twenty five. Going back to New Zealand claiming itself
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as the best place in the world to have herpes.
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The story that I read it was more about the
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ad campaign and how it was a faux ad campaign
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for tourism. But they don't really get into the actual
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nuts and bolts as to why they think New Zealand
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is a great place to have herpes, other than they
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just want a new source of national pride or it's
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just because the views are really pretty. So I'm still
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kind of confused as to why they would want to
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champion that of all things to you know. But they did,
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and it got and it made a which is great
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for them. But I'm still left with questions.
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If you had said Australia, I would have been like, Okay, yeah,
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that lines up dirty Aussies. I get it, sure, But
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yeah I don't. I don't understand the point. You know,
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you say they're championing, championing the cause of herpes. I mean,
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are are they advocating for more people to get it?
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Again? I have questions and you too. And that's what
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happens when you see some of these types of stories,
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is it begs more questions than I have ever had.
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I mean it does, like if I guess, like if
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you're I think it's like I think I've seen like
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the herpes medication commercials, and it's usually whenever like those
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medication commercials come on, there's usually someone taking a hike
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somewhere and they're in nature and doing something. I mean,
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there's few places on Earth more beautiful than New Zealand.
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So if your plan is to go on a hike
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in New Zealand and you have herpes or I'm sorry,
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if you have herpes and you want to go someplace
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pretty for a hike, I guess New Zealand is saying,
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what better place than here?
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Yeah, if you just feel like I guess there's missing something,
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you know, something's missing in your life and it's herpes,
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and there's where you go, Like I I've read that
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there's a rise of STDs because, uh, you know, when
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we were in high school and growing up, AIDS was terrifying,
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and you know, we were just absolutely hit over the
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head of safe sex, safe sex, safe sex, and yeah,
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you don't see that anymore. There's no because you know,
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even HIV is not really uh, I mean, it's treatable
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at this.
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Point, very treatable. Kids these days are getting the HPV
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vaccination like around I think originally it was twelve. Now
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I think they can get it as early as like
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nine or ten. So yeah, that's where you know, the
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science part comes in, and the vaccinations and treatments of
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various things, you know, certainly help. I did see in
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here that here it is in that story talking about
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New Zealand saying we're the best place in the world
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for herpes. Around one in three sexually active adults in
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New Zealand has the virus that causes genital herpes, though
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most have mild or no symptoms and can lead ordinary lives.
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That's according to the New Zealand Herpes Foundation. So the
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idea is is partly to destigmatize the herpes infection among
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people one in three. That sounds high.
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That sounds that sounds very high.
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I mean, maybe now we know why the Tasmanian devil
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is so angry, just rampant herpes infections. Yeah, I don't
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know what it currently is in the United States. I
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think I remember hearing that it's like one in five
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or one in six with HPV. But that's not herpes.
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That's different. So I have no idea.
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Oral herpes. This is this is a ten year old data.
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But they said oral herpes forty seven point eight percent of.
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Adults general states.
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Yes, okay, genital herpes eleven point nine percent.
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That's a big swing.
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Well, if you're any fun, one of those numbers is
243
00:14:44.440 --> 00:14:46.000
going to go up a lot higher.