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We're laughing inside the Treehouse today about the one household item that could save your marriage. We examine the elaborate activity that set off Trey's sciatica, and we come up with a creative treatment for it. It's Tuesday which means Treehouse Talkback including a message for someone we don't know and a noise that requires further investigation. Plus, birthdays!

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Better Marriage Blanket

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It is time to leave your worries outside and laugh

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with us inside the treehouse. I'm Daniel Malley, along with

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Trey Trenholm and Raj Sharma. Today is Tuesday, July first,

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Jesus twenty twenty five, already the beginning of the second

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half of the year. July first, twenty twenty five. It

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is practically impossible to see everything right, especially when it

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comes to television, film, and with television specifically. Not only

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is it practically impossible to see everything television has offered

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throughout our lifetimes, but it's nearly impossible to see all

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the commercials, whether it's a commercial between segments of an

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actual show or infomercials and infomercials. You got your daytime

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infomercials and your nighttime infomercials, very different products and services

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offered when we're talking daylight versus sundown. This particular product,

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I'm not sure when it aired on what channel or

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during what shows, and I don't know how I missed it.

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Just a couple of days ago, I witnessed possibly the

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most life altering product I have ever seen, and it

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promises to save your marriage.

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The problem in the marriage bed that no one likes

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to talk about. Maybe that's why they call it silent

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but deadly. Well, now there's a real solution to a

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very real problem, introducing the Better Marriage Blanket. On the outside,

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the Better Marriage Blanket looks and feels just like a soft,

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warm comforter, but on the inside it contains a layer

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of activated carbon fabric, the same type of fabric used

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by the military to protect against chemical weapons. Flatulence molecules

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easily pass through the cotton shell and are harmlessly absorbed

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into the layer of carbon fabric. Even when used on

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top of bed sheets, offending molecules are absorbed before anyone

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knows they're there. So, whether you or your spouse suffers

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from a health issue or just the occasional disagreeable meal,

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you owe it to your marriage to try the Better

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Marriage Blanket. It makes a great wedding gift or anniversary

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gift too. To order, call one eight hundred and nine

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just three easy payments of thirty nine ninety five online

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at buy Beetter Marriage Blanket dot com.

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Order Now, oh my god, there is so much to

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break down underneath the Better Marriage Blanket. I guess let's

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start with I don't know if this is real and

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to be honest, I'm afraid to go to the website

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that's advertised in this spot by Better Marriage Blanket dot

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Com because I'm afraid it's going to go to some

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sort of whacked out Asian casinos, still your identity type

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place dark corner of the web that I shouldn't go,

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and that my curiosity might get the best of me.

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I'm also a little surprised at the price. Three easy

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payments of thirty nine to ninety five plus shipping and handling,

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of course, seems kind of high for a blanket, but

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if it's promising to save your marriage, then maybe it's

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a bargain. Raj Any thoughts on the Better Marriage Blanket.

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I want to replay it just the beginning, because if

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you'll hear the voiceover gun, I'm pretty sure he starts

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laughing like I guess he doesn't realize it's recording, because

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it sounds like he's laughing as he starts.

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Oh, let's let's let's let's see if this is accurate.

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It's the problem in the marriage bed that no one

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likes to talk about.

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Maybe somewhere in there, I.

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Think it's when he starts talking about when he starts

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talking about the benefits of the blanket.

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So it's like it's right after this. Okay, you'll hear him.

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That's what I think.

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They call it.

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Silent but deadly. Well, now there's a real solution to

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a problem.

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Did you hear that.

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Well, now he's trying to rev up to it. I

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don't know if it's real or not. If it was real,

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I'm pretty sure Mike Lindell would be selling it to us.

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The my pillow guy, the my pilow, my fart blanket,

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whatever you want to call this one. But yeah, I mean,

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I don't know how bad the situation. This situation is

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that you know, somebody came up with this because their

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significant other was they had to leave them because of

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how bad it was that they developed scientifically developed a

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blanket to help save the next marriage.

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I just like to think that of all the times

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I've gone down the as seen on TV Aisle at CVS,

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not once have I seen the better marriage blanket. I've

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seen some weird stuff in there, but not this one.

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And how do you know it's not you?

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If you're asleep and this is the issue, you're waking

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up to this horrific odor, how do you know your

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partner is in the one going my god, I love her,

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but oh that is awful. I'm not gonna say anything,

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and then you get served divorce papers like bitch, that

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was you the whole time.

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I would like to think that if flatulence in the

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marriage is causing strife, then you would at least explore

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sleeping in separate beds or separate bedrooms before you go

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straight to divorce or online to see if there's some

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other solution, like they're the better marriage blanket.

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Yeah, maybe that's what was going on in the Cleaver

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household when it was leaving to Bieber, because they were

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in Ward and June were in separate beds, and I

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think that's why they lasted.

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However many seasons they lasted.

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Because Ward was horrifically flatulent.

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I was gonna say, June, but you go ahead.

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There has to be some type of crack in her

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otherwise perfect armor. Sure, she looks to be the perfect

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mom on the outside, but on the inside, oh, June, you.

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Could always see Ward's face and was like, what's for dinner?

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Hunting She's like enchiladas. Again He's like, oh, thank god

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for two beds.

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Except in real life it's not because in the shows

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back in the fifties where they had the separate beds

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for the couples, all that separated them was a nightstand,

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kind of like a two bedroom situation at a hotel.

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I think you would have the beds flushed against opposite

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wall and then I don't know, like an actual sofa

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or something in between to make sure the distance stays

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far apart.

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But yeah, the.

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Knight stand in the middle of the two dunches, because

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that's where the Bible goes down, just.

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So you know, leave room for the scripture and the

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Holy Ghost. The Holy Ghost is gone because it smells

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in there. Couldn't take it.

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That's when Jesus leaves.

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It's mad.

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You all got a problem and you need to see

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a doctor about that, because there's only so much work

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that the better marriage blanket can do.

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I loved Did we look it up and see if

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this is real? True?

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It's it mean, obviously that commercials old it's standard deaf,

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but uh, it is not real anymore?

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Oh okay, but it was. How does this go bankrupt?

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I mean, and think about it.

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Billy Mays said no to that.

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Treehouse.

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This is online a treehouse on air dot com.

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Daniel. I know you and I are big fans of movies.

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We like to talk about movies sometimes in here, and

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so I want to do that real quick right now

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because the movie I've been looking forward to the most

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this year is coming out very soon, and that's the

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new Superman movie, written and directed by James Gunn, who

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did the Guardians of the Galaxy movies. Is that one

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that's on your radar as well?

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When you were going down this Pathris, now, I thought

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you were fixing to say may the Swarts be with

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you or something.

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I mean, seriously, well, hey, hang on, that's not coming

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out till twenty twenty seven. When it's twenty twenty seven,

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that's the movie I'm going to be hanging all my

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hopes and dreams on. But for twenty twenty five, all

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my hopes and dreams are hanging on the Cape of Superman.

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Yeah. No, you know I enjoy watching those movies. Now,

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to be blunt honest, I do not get to the

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movie theater to really watch as many as I would like.

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We're busy taking care of people's homes all the time.

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But if I had an opportunity, I think that.

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Would be a good movie to see.

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I think, based on what they can do with all

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the computer and AI stuff, the movies tend to be

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a little bit more.

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Guessing.

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When you watch those movies on a large screen like

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the movie theater, you can really feel like you're in

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that movie a lot, and it really.

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Does come to life.

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So yeah, I think that's gonna be a good storyline.

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I look forward to it.

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Maybe if I'm in town when the movies on, we

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go together do a little mandate watch Superman.

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I think that's that could possibly work.

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I can play hooky for two hours.

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Ooh yeah, there you go, and we can both wear

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our tights. Okay, maybe that's too fun. Eight three three

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That is Raj. Today's TUESDAYE Life First twenty twenty five.

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Trey was just asking us in the break if we

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saw what show Pitchman.

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It was a It was basically the show.

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It was Billy Mays and the guy Australian guys, Anthony Sullivan.

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And it was.

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Because like they were the they were the big guys

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in the infomercial world.

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saw a few clips when it first came out, but

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I never actually watched the whole whole show. I was

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certainly fascinated by it because that's definitely a world that

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you don't see behind the curtain of ever it was.

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It was fascinating because you know, there was a science

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behind it and what they picked to do and the

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pricing and everything else.

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And then watching them not only was there.

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A big part of it was these commercials, but also

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they'd go to these conventions where they are almost like

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Carnival Barkers and you know, showing off the product and

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everything else.

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It was.

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It was very interesting and those guys made a lot

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of money.

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Were they like the original shark tank or something? In

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other words, if they chose a product to pitch, would

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they then get like, you know, an investment in it

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in lieu of payment for their services or to be

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a combination of both, kind of like when a huge

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actor they get paid their salary or maybe they take

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a lesser salary for back end points when the movie profits.

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It was definitely they were taking a piece of the

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action because if for them, for their company to represent

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your product and do everything, yeah, they everything was going

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to go through them, and they got a cut.

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Got it?

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Wow?

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Do you think the sham Wow guy would have made

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it had he not had his tongue half bitten off

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by a hooker?

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That's the third guy I always think of when it

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comes to the pitch man. Yeah, because like the King,

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that was Billy Mays who tragically died, and then that

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Australian guy and then right behind him, yeah, was slap chop,

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slap chop and ShamWow.

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I don't remember his tongu getting bitten off. I remember

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he got busted with like a hooker or something.

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a meth fueled or some drug fueled whatever.

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But she bit down on his tongue.

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I believe that's where the uh that's why he had

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to take a guess, take a break for.

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A hot minute.

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Well did she spit it back out? Was he able

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to have it reattached? Can he still you know, pitch?

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Because I haven't seen him.

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I think there was like there was a fight that happened,

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and I don't I think he I think everybody was fine,

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but yeah, I think that was like a domestic one.

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I think that's how he got arrested.

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And that's what it all came to life like, that's

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what Uh. So he got canceled and then came right back,

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I mean came back after a couple of years, as

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I believe, he started doing the infomercials again. You know,

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when one guy dies, you kind of move everybody up

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and yeah, yeah, so I guess that's what was happening

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with with that guy.

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I think they released his both their mugshots. I guess yeah.

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It says he did.

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Had an altercation with a hooker, and he stated the

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woman had bitten into his tongue and refused to let go,

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at which point Offer punched her in the face and

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left her with lacerations and fractures.

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God, just imagine, Please tell me this is in like

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a motel or something.

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Yes, it was in Vegas, I think, No, Miami, Oh Miami,

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Well it's the Vegas of fart.

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Just imagine just imagine being in the adjoining room next

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to them and just hearing all this.

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Then.

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I mean, it had to be some really really frightening

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noises coming out of that room. But you know how

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hard it is to say slap chop with only half

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a tongue.

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Or even ten. Wow, I'm just saying that the altercation

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did happen.

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But luckily the hospital bills wore four payments of ninety

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nine ninety five.

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So no cod.

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They don't take checks either, so no, So that's good.

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To know that he got up on a Can you

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imagine him walking like how much is the bill? And

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they're like, would you like to do a payment?

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Player? And if you act now we'll pay the first

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payment right now.

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That really is a great deal, but you have to

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call it in the next twenty minutes. But there is something,

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there is something especially sad about putting your tongue on layaway.

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I'm Daniel Malley along with Trade Trendholme and Raj Sharma Trey.

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You were just telling us you're having some sort of

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a flare up. What's flaring up on you?

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My sciatica is kicking it?

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Oh, did any of those pitchmen we were talking about,

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Billy Mays, the Australian guy or slap Chop Sham wow man.

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Did any of them ever pitch any sort of sciatica

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products that might help?

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I feel like at some point, I'm sure they they

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pitched some kind of lumbard support.

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But yeah, I was gonna say there was something for

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like a chair like you would put like it's selling

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like office depot. Now I wasn't like that ground break

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or you know, groundbreaking whatever, but it's like the little

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thing that goes in the chair that's got the massage

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thing in the heat, I think that does that.

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Yeah, chair massagers never seemed to really do it for me.

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So what did you do to flare up your sciatica?

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Trey more kettlebells?

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I mean, I'm sure that had something to do with it,

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But as far as I can tell, I just got

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out of bed.

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You know, your old win. Oh yeah, That's What's one

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of the worst things is I've come to realize in

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recent years if I go to the doctor and they ask, Okay,

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why are you here today, and if it's like I've

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done something to a leg, a shoulder, a back, and

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they ask the worst possible question to ask an old

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guy or a new old guy, Well, how'd you do it?

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I don't know. Yep, technically it shot out on me

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when I stepped out of bed. I hope that wasn't

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the cause. It probably was the two or three kettlebell

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workouts done prior, but it didn't show itself. Then it

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showed itself at the worst possible time, when you were

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feeling at ease and cozy, and then you know, all

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of a sudden.

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Yeah, or do you get too embarrassed to say what happened?

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Like I remember it was three days after I turned forty.

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I pulled a muscle in my back so bad. I

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was on the couch seven days, like, I couldn't really move,

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and the ex wife had to introduce me to Tiger Bomb,

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which is amazing by the way. But she came home

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from work and I was just on the couch staring

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at the TV and she's like, I've never seen you

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lay like that.

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What's going on?

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I was like, now, I'm just enjoying the TV. She's like,

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what's really going on? I was like, I pulled a

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muscle in my back and she said, how do you

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do it?

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How did you do it? I said, I was folding laundry.

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I did I will, Like I was trying to get

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the wrinkles out of a T shirt and I just

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kind of snapped it as I do, not being aggressive. Yeah,

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just folding laundry like I had thirty nine years prior.

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Until one day it all changed.

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And then yeah, I whipped that shirt to get the

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wrinkles out, and I was like, man, I'm gonna put

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that down.

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And I live on this couch.

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Now, this is so Trey. You took one step out

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of bed and your psiaticus said, not today, did he?

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I took a few steps out of bed bent over.

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That's a mistake. Yeah, fatal.

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You've been over bro at a certain point, you got

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that nonsense.

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You know you got to stretch before you do that.

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Yeah, we're all now of the age where we got

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a stretch before we get out of bed.

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Yeah.

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I have a buddy of mine that literally will stretch.

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It's fifteen minute Stretchers scene before he gets into bed.

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And I asked him once, I said, what's uh, the

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same thing. He's like, I woke up one day, this hurt,

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that hurt. He goes the The final straw was, uh,

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He's like, I I sprained my ankle and I was

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doing what he goes sleeping. He got out of bed

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and his ankle was sprained. Uh, Like, I guess I

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was running in my sleep. I don't know what happened,

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but he has a fifteen minute regimen where he and

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he's trying to show me, is like you got to

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do this before.

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I was like, things aren't that bad, Like they're not

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that bad yet. It will get there.

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Yeah, So Trey, what's your regimen now that you're now

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that your sciatica has reared its ugly head? What are

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you doing to try to get it back in there?

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Take some Adville stretch. It is what it is. It'll

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go away in a day or two.

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I had my first ever sciatica flare up a handful

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of years ago, and I immediately understood the pain that

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everyone had ever mentioned to me, and you as well, Trey,

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because I know you would suffered siatic issues for a while.

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And I had my first bout of it a handful

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of years ago. And that's when I went everywhere with

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a tennis ball. I'd sit on it, I'd roll on it.

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I think I called it George. So me and George

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had an interesting intimate couple of weeks.

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Could you please?

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Yeah, I was gonna say, Trey, take it, take it away? Brother?

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Could you not have named it George?

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Well it's like the old cartoon. I will love it

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and squeeze it and call it George.

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Please stop? All right?

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So me and George we're on this flight to Seattle,

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and I'm sitting on him. You realize what's happening, right,

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And I'm telling you got to get in there and

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release it.

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How was he missing this?

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I'm not missing it?

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Oh God, thank god, I'm saying.

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Yeah, he's leaning into it.

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I'm leaning into this the same way I leaned into

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George put pushing back into it.

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Isn't it?

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Oh yeah, George. So we're in the big front seats

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on a on a Spared Airlines flight to Seattle, and

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it's me and George, and I'm just backing up on

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George the whole flight because man, if I didn't it.

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Hurt, George made it all better.

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Yeah he really did, you know, he he just made

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it just just bearable enough. M you gotta loosen some

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stuff up.

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I've got to know now, change my name.

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He comes back tomorrow.

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Yeah. For those that don't know, Trey is not Trey's

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actual name. It's more the nickname. Yeah, his actual his

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actual first name is and always has been, George. It's

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not like I called the tennis ball tray.

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Yeah.

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That would be worse.

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Well, because then people would really know who I was

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talking about.

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You couldn't have named it Russ.

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Oh Man, I got standards. If I'm a swing that way,

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I'm a swing to you, buddy. Keep laughing, Rag, you're

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second on that list. I'm just not going to say

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that name on a flight next to the cockpit.

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This is Bishop.

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Do they have a Dicky's barbecue at the Pentagon?

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Hey?

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Very direct, simple question, and I have no idea. I'm

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assuming this is related to us talking last week about

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the Pentagon Pizza social media account, because when there's an

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uptick in pizza deliveries to the Pentagon, that means we're

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probably doing some sort of top secret operation somewhere in

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the world and they're you know, catering food in and

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I'm guessing that's what he was referring to, and just

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wondering if there's a Dickey's at the Pentagon. I guess not.

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I don't know.

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I've never been to the Pentagon. I don't know if

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they have a food court.

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I'm guessing they would, right, I would think so.

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I mean, have you seen the food courts in high

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schools these days. There was one at I believe it

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was Alan High School a few years ago. It went

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viral because their food court puts malls to shame. I mean,

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they had some good stuff in there. Even when I

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was in high school, they took away some of the

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off campus lunch options for the I think my class

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was the last one that could leave campus for lunch,

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and to try to assuage some of our anger, they

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brought in some food stuffs to make it sort of

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like a food court. Well, it's just picked up steam

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over the last twenty twenty five years to where you've

483
00:26:54.759 --> 00:26:59.160
got full on restaurants inside high school cafeterias. So I'm

484
00:26:59.200 --> 00:27:01.240
with you. I would do the Pentagon would foot the

485
00:27:01.240 --> 00:27:03.400
bill for some decent stuff. But if they're ordering out

486
00:27:03.440 --> 00:27:04.359
for pizza, maybe not.

487
00:27:05.960 --> 00:27:08.359
Oh you got a point, Okay, I'm driven past it.

488
00:27:08.400 --> 00:27:12.160
I don't think I've ever gotten tour or I don't

489
00:27:12.160 --> 00:27:14.200
think they offer tours, but I would assume they have

490
00:27:14.319 --> 00:27:15.680
something like I.

491
00:27:15.599 --> 00:27:19.279
Mean, if hospitals have cafeterias. I would think the Pentagon would. Yeah,

492
00:27:19.279 --> 00:27:21.200
and so maybe it is a little bit like high school.

493
00:27:21.279 --> 00:27:24.079
You're trying to decide, you know, in between meetings in

494
00:27:24.160 --> 00:27:26.720
the skiff, if whether or not you're gonna grab lunch

495
00:27:26.880 --> 00:27:29.720
in the cafeteria or if you're gonna go off campus.

496
00:27:30.039 --> 00:27:32.480
Yeah, that makes sense. It's probably you know, you're working

497
00:27:32.559 --> 00:27:34.200
there every day. You probably get tired of eating the

498
00:27:34.200 --> 00:27:36.079
same thing, gotcha, Okay, But.

499
00:27:36.079 --> 00:27:37.880
I like to think at the Pentagon, maybe they get

500
00:27:37.920 --> 00:27:40.000
excited for a square pizza Friday, just like we all

501
00:27:40.000 --> 00:27:40.640
did as kids.

502
00:27:42.359 --> 00:27:45.160
Yeah, and squore pizza and corn and chocolate milk. None

503
00:27:45.160 --> 00:27:48.359
of it makes sense, but it was delightful.

504
00:27:49.799 --> 00:27:52.119
All right. Next one here in the treehouse talkback.

505
00:27:52.440 --> 00:27:57.400
Hey guys, it's j c uh just giving a update

506
00:27:57.480 --> 00:27:59.839
on the ZVO situation we now have.

507
00:28:00.640 --> 00:28:03.319
Oh yeah, this is Jasey's given us the update. It's

508
00:28:03.359 --> 00:28:06.960
his bugs Apper in his garage. He called previously to

509
00:28:07.000 --> 00:28:11.640
tell us or he was wondering if the spiders showing

510
00:28:11.720 --> 00:28:14.119
up to eat the cooked bugs on the new bugs

511
00:28:14.160 --> 00:28:17.599
Apper are lazy or ingenius. And now he's offering this

512
00:28:17.680 --> 00:28:18.200
new update.

513
00:28:18.839 --> 00:28:24.759
Lizards that are coming in and eating the spiders that

514
00:28:24.880 --> 00:28:26.400
are eating the bugs.

515
00:28:26.519 --> 00:28:31.599
So he has an entire ecosystem growing in his garage.

516
00:28:32.279 --> 00:28:34.440
Started with the bugs, and when the bugs came, then

517
00:28:34.480 --> 00:28:36.359
the spiders came, and now the lizards are coming to

518
00:28:36.400 --> 00:28:38.480
eat the bugs. And that just means you're going to

519
00:28:38.559 --> 00:28:41.079
have the next thing up on the food chain coming

520
00:28:41.119 --> 00:28:43.480
after the lizards, snakes.

521
00:28:44.160 --> 00:28:46.799
Yeah, as I say, they'll keep getting bigger.

522
00:28:47.839 --> 00:28:50.039
And eventually you're just gonna have some dude in your

523
00:28:50.039 --> 00:28:52.680
garage just snacking on everything beneath him.

524
00:28:53.400 --> 00:28:56.200
Yeah, he should just play the Circle of Life in

525
00:28:56.240 --> 00:28:57.960
the garage on repeat.

526
00:28:58.799 --> 00:29:02.200
So he's gonna have big Foot in yetti in there

527
00:29:02.200 --> 00:29:03.079
on booger sugar.

528
00:29:07.000 --> 00:29:09.480
I love those bits. I love him. I've been watching

529
00:29:09.519 --> 00:29:11.640
him for like four days straight since we last talked

530
00:29:11.680 --> 00:29:14.680
about it, and my social media feed has been full

531
00:29:14.720 --> 00:29:17.880
of nothing but Bigfoot and YETI vlog stuff and I'm

532
00:29:17.880 --> 00:29:20.720
okay with it. I am absolutely excited to open up

533
00:29:20.759 --> 00:29:21.680
social media now.

534
00:29:22.680 --> 00:29:22.960
Yeah.

535
00:29:23.079 --> 00:29:26.000
I have two favorites now, the siphless one is hilarious

536
00:29:27.359 --> 00:29:30.640
and then the girl that has h you know, surprise

537
00:29:31.319 --> 00:29:32.200
waiting for him.

538
00:29:32.400 --> 00:29:36.200
Yeah, and it's it's bigger than his and it's vainy,

539
00:29:36.359 --> 00:29:39.160
but like not normal veiny viny, like a bodybuilder after

540
00:29:39.160 --> 00:29:45.519
a good pump. Those are so so good. Yeah, all right,

541
00:29:45.599 --> 00:29:48.319
one more here inside treehouse talkback and this is gonna

542
00:29:48.319 --> 00:29:50.599
be a doozy, so all right, yeah, so hang on

543
00:29:50.680 --> 00:29:51.480
to stuff.

544
00:29:52.039 --> 00:29:55.200
We've by Clyde Warren Park versus the Old Phoenix and Addison.

545
00:29:55.440 --> 00:29:58.119
Yeah, I'm gonna ask Craig what his favorite.

546
00:29:58.640 --> 00:30:01.119
Sorry I got to switch gears there. Here we go.

547
00:30:02.680 --> 00:30:06.640
Craig, what what his favorite hot sausage on his money

548
00:30:06.640 --> 00:30:09.279
when he eat? When he's eating, I like vallatina.

549
00:30:11.440 --> 00:30:13.319
So you know the first call we played that was

550
00:30:13.440 --> 00:30:17.440
from a guy named Bishop. I think this is Bishop again,

551
00:30:17.640 --> 00:30:22.039
but with a slightly deeper voice. And obviously none of

552
00:30:22.079 --> 00:30:24.319
us are named Craig, so I'm not exactly sure who

553
00:30:24.359 --> 00:30:25.000
he's talking about.

554
00:30:25.319 --> 00:30:27.680
What was the Clyde Warren Park in Phoenix.

555
00:30:28.200 --> 00:30:30.079
That was the part I didn't edit out from uh

556
00:30:30.880 --> 00:30:33.759
j C's thing. He's basically saying that now he's got

557
00:30:33.759 --> 00:30:36.119
two restaurants in his garage.

558
00:30:36.680 --> 00:30:37.160
O catcha.

559
00:30:38.440 --> 00:30:40.160
So let's go back. Let's go back to trying to

560
00:30:40.200 --> 00:30:41.759
decipher this last one.

561
00:30:42.039 --> 00:30:44.279
Yeah, I was gonna ask Craig what what his favorite

562
00:30:45.039 --> 00:30:47.920
hot sausage on his money when heat when he's eating

563
00:30:48.440 --> 00:30:50.079
I like Vallentina hots.

564
00:30:51.400 --> 00:30:55.680
Just does this ring a bell to any of you?

565
00:30:55.720 --> 00:31:01.039
No, there's no one named Craig. He said he wants

566
00:31:01.079 --> 00:31:06.039
to know what his favorite hot sauce is when he's eating.

567
00:31:06.240 --> 00:31:07.920
On his tacos.

568
00:31:08.559 --> 00:31:10.119
Okay, well, you.

569
00:31:10.079 --> 00:31:14.920
Know, I'm just gonna take it at face value. I'll

570
00:31:14.920 --> 00:31:18.440
play Craig for today because I love tacos. And uh,

571
00:31:18.880 --> 00:31:22.720
there's a particular hot sauce I love that's called down

572
00:31:22.799 --> 00:31:25.400
South in your Mouth. It is a hot sauce that

573
00:31:26.039 --> 00:31:29.160
is from a lady who makes it. She's from Texas,

574
00:31:29.160 --> 00:31:31.720
but she lives in the US Virgin Islands now, so

575
00:31:31.759 --> 00:31:33.799
it's a very interesting name for the hot sauce. It's

576
00:31:33.880 --> 00:31:37.000
chili peckin based, so it's quite spicy, but still with

577
00:31:37.039 --> 00:31:39.440
good flavor. That's my choice. The second would be the

578
00:31:40.000 --> 00:31:43.440
Chipotle Tabasco Trey, what's your favorite taco hot sauce?

579
00:31:44.799 --> 00:31:47.599
Hey, I'm not I'm not a huge hot sauce fan.

580
00:31:49.680 --> 00:31:51.400
I'm more of a salsa person.

581
00:31:51.720 --> 00:31:54.519
Oh controversial, although I do like.

582
00:31:57.640 --> 00:32:02.079
Oh now, just a blank on the name, but it's

583
00:32:02.119 --> 00:32:02.720
also wise.

584
00:32:02.920 --> 00:32:06.799
Mateo's Habinnio is very very good.

585
00:32:07.039 --> 00:32:08.480
Potato's good, Roger, what about you?

586
00:32:09.640 --> 00:32:11.759
I I like where this is going, Like Dan, you

587
00:32:11.839 --> 00:32:17.359
like your spicy Trey likes is thick and chunky, and uh,

588
00:32:17.440 --> 00:32:20.599
I'm gonna go with I like, uh, I like a

589
00:32:20.640 --> 00:32:25.640
spicy green sauce, Like the hair des is really really good,

590
00:32:25.759 --> 00:32:27.400
Like if that, if I had that, that would be

591
00:32:27.440 --> 00:32:29.079
my go to.

592
00:32:28.440 --> 00:32:30.279
Try the quacam on the sauceed by hair Days.

593
00:32:30.759 --> 00:32:32.480
I've had it. I've had it. It's wonderful.

594
00:32:33.400 --> 00:32:36.720
But yeah, I mean I'm a I like like really

595
00:32:36.759 --> 00:32:43.160
powerful intense hot sauce. So anything that's in that realm

596
00:32:43.680 --> 00:32:45.759
I kind of go for. But the green sauce on

597
00:32:45.759 --> 00:32:47.799
on tacos, I'll go for the green sauce every time.

598
00:32:48.160 --> 00:32:51.119
Gotcha, just pleasant and spicy. It's got a nice kick.

599
00:32:53.160 --> 00:32:53.559
What is it?

600
00:32:53.599 --> 00:32:56.279
T chiu Lula Chipotle is also if I have many

601
00:32:56.359 --> 00:32:57.680
use hot sauce, I like that one.

602
00:32:59.240 --> 00:33:02.839
Yeah, that's a good one to Tabasco Chipotle and the

603
00:33:02.920 --> 00:33:06.519
Chilula Chipotle thumbs up from us one last little bit

604
00:33:06.559 --> 00:33:07.640
here and just just.

605
00:33:09.720 --> 00:33:11.279
Yeah, yeah, I.

606
00:33:11.319 --> 00:33:14.759
Was gonna ask Craig what what his favorite hot sausage?

607
00:33:14.920 --> 00:33:17.480
Honest when he when he eat, when he's eating, I

608
00:33:17.599 --> 00:33:19.319
like Valentina hot sauce.

609
00:33:28.920 --> 00:33:32.359
I don't know, and I don't want to guess.

610
00:33:32.960 --> 00:33:35.519
It could not have been a better ending to that call.

611
00:33:44.119 --> 00:34:03.160
The Treathouse is online treaouse on air dot com.

612
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House Show. I'm Daniel Mackley along with Trey Trendholm and

623
00:34:41.719 --> 00:34:48.239
Raj Sharma. Today is Tuesday, July first, twenty twenty five.

624
00:34:48.400 --> 00:34:54.559
Let's celebrate with some birthdays. Storm Read turns twenty two.

625
00:34:55.280 --> 00:34:59.719
She plays Zendeia's sister on the show Euphoria and sister

626
00:35:00.599 --> 00:35:04.480
in The Nun Too. Have you guys seen either the

627
00:35:04.599 --> 00:35:11.000
Nun movies or Euphoria. No, I've not seen either, and

628
00:35:11.079 --> 00:35:12.960
I'm not sure which one I would want to see

629
00:35:13.000 --> 00:35:16.239
more because the Nun movies look especially freaky to me

630
00:35:16.320 --> 00:35:20.800
because and to God, the freaky scary nun in the

631
00:35:20.880 --> 00:35:24.960
Nun movies looks like my teacher from fourth grade, who

632
00:35:25.079 --> 00:35:26.079
was in fact a none.

633
00:35:28.920 --> 00:35:30.239
Did you go to Contholic school?

634
00:35:30.440 --> 00:35:33.239
I did fourth and fifth grade Saint Thomas Aquinas in Dallas.

635
00:35:33.400 --> 00:35:34.400
Oh yeah, I know where that is.

636
00:35:35.840 --> 00:35:41.400
And I learned a lot in those two years, such

637
00:35:41.400 --> 00:35:45.679
as too much to name. I mean it really was.

638
00:35:45.719 --> 00:35:52.079
I learned a lot. I learned that despite our financial

639
00:35:52.119 --> 00:35:57.679
situation at the time, my cousin and I, our moms,

640
00:35:57.719 --> 00:36:01.440
found a way to pay for us to get through

641
00:36:01.559 --> 00:36:06.000
Catholic school. He stayed all the way through and went

642
00:36:06.039 --> 00:36:09.960
to Jesuit in Dallas. I punched out after fifth grade,

643
00:36:09.960 --> 00:36:11.000
and I was like, you know, and I'm good to

644
00:36:11.000 --> 00:36:13.599
go back to public school. I think that's more my speed.

645
00:36:14.000 --> 00:36:14.400
I see.

646
00:36:14.559 --> 00:36:17.199
So for fourth and fifth grade, you just learned to

647
00:36:17.280 --> 00:36:18.000
keep a secret.

648
00:36:22.039 --> 00:36:27.079
I mean, oh see, here's the great irony. I was

649
00:36:27.079 --> 00:36:29.519
not allowed to be an ultar boy at the Catholic

650
00:36:29.559 --> 00:36:32.800
school because I am not Catholic.

651
00:36:33.480 --> 00:36:35.760
Oh I thought you, I thought that would just give

652
00:36:35.760 --> 00:36:38.880
you like a just like you know, make you think

653
00:36:38.920 --> 00:36:40.639
bad about yourself, like, am I not cute enough?

654
00:36:40.639 --> 00:36:41.039
Am I not?

655
00:36:44.079 --> 00:36:45.719
I mean we had to go to Mass twice a

656
00:36:45.760 --> 00:36:50.000
week Wednesday mornings, Friday mornings, and I was relegated to

657
00:36:50.039 --> 00:36:54.800
stay in the pews during communion and confession because I

658
00:36:54.920 --> 00:36:57.239
was not Catholic. So it's me sitting next to like

659
00:36:57.280 --> 00:36:59.159
the two Jewish kids in my class.

660
00:37:01.079 --> 00:37:03.800
Yeah, I mean, on one hand, I understand because I'm

661
00:37:03.800 --> 00:37:05.679
sure the helmet would have gotten in a way.

662
00:37:07.159 --> 00:37:08.079
On the flip side though.

663
00:37:08.360 --> 00:37:10.440
They could have just replaced the big pencil with a

664
00:37:10.519 --> 00:37:12.599
cross and you could have just marched on down the aisle.

665
00:37:13.039 --> 00:37:15.360
It's really it hadn't have been a tough decision.

666
00:37:15.440 --> 00:37:15.800
You know what.

667
00:37:15.840 --> 00:37:17.880
You're right, they could have just given me a second

668
00:37:17.920 --> 00:37:20.519
big pencil and I just could have had my own,

669
00:37:20.960 --> 00:37:23.559
you know, crucifix going on or your.

670
00:37:23.400 --> 00:37:26.039
Pencil is big enough to crucify Jesus on.

671
00:37:27.039 --> 00:37:29.440
Yeah, maybe they didn't want to give me that much power.

672
00:37:30.840 --> 00:37:36.800
And to be fair, while the big pencil is still

673
00:37:36.840 --> 00:37:40.840
a writing utensil, it is a working pencil. It is

674
00:37:40.960 --> 00:37:45.119
big and it does offer some heft, so it's also

675
00:37:45.159 --> 00:37:49.840
a self defense weapon and I knew how to use it.

676
00:37:50.280 --> 00:37:51.199
You were beating them off.

677
00:37:58.519 --> 00:38:04.960
I want to hate you so much, but I can't

678
00:38:05.039 --> 00:38:13.039
because it was really fucking funny. Yes, Trey, I was

679
00:38:13.079 --> 00:38:19.800
beating them off.

680
00:38:19.800 --> 00:38:21.519
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687
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688
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the Treehouse. I want to revisit the Treehouse talk back

689
00:39:04.679 --> 00:39:07.360
from earlier, and I'm hopefully picking it up in the

690
00:39:07.440 --> 00:39:11.039
right spot here to play it. From the beginning. I

691
00:39:11.079 --> 00:39:15.239
think this is from Bishop and he starts out asking

692
00:39:15.320 --> 00:39:20.320
us about hot sauce, or asking somebody about hot sauce

693
00:39:20.320 --> 00:39:22.480
who's not here because we don't know anybody named Craig.

694
00:39:24.920 --> 00:39:27.480
But it's the last part of the message that has

695
00:39:27.599 --> 00:39:29.159
our curiosities peaked.

696
00:39:30.039 --> 00:39:33.679
I'm gonna ask Craig what what his favorite hot sauce

697
00:39:34.679 --> 00:39:36.800
when he when he eat, when he's eating, I like

698
00:39:36.880 --> 00:39:38.480
Vaalatina hot sauce.

699
00:39:47.559 --> 00:39:51.360
I want it known and disclosed. I did not alter

700
00:39:51.519 --> 00:39:56.400
the audio there one bit. I didn't decrease the pause.

701
00:39:58.119 --> 00:40:02.280
I didn't increase the pause. I kept that true as

702
00:40:02.639 --> 00:40:05.800
as we got it. That is the message as it

703
00:40:05.960 --> 00:40:12.880
was received at Treehouse on Air dot com. So let's

704
00:40:12.880 --> 00:40:15.320
play a little game called what do you think happened

705
00:40:15.360 --> 00:40:18.559
at the end of that phone call? Because ever since

706
00:40:18.599 --> 00:40:21.800
I've heard it, my imagination has just been running wild.

707
00:40:23.679 --> 00:40:26.480
I think that he, uh the mental health tech at

708
00:40:26.519 --> 00:40:28.360
the home that he's in was going into the supply

709
00:40:28.480 --> 00:40:31.000
closet and found him, and there was yet you got

710
00:40:31.079 --> 00:40:34.039
to yank the phone out of his hand, uh and

711
00:40:34.440 --> 00:40:35.519
take him back to his room.

712
00:40:35.880 --> 00:40:40.159
Yeah, so they followed the cord from the like the

713
00:40:40.320 --> 00:40:44.119
from the reception desk into that closet.

714
00:40:44.480 --> 00:40:46.920
In your mind, it's still the eighties, Like there's a cord.

715
00:40:48.840 --> 00:40:53.440
How bad is this nursing? I don't getting tacos and

716
00:40:53.559 --> 00:40:54.800
Valentino it's gotta be.

717
00:40:57.599 --> 00:41:00.760
It did make me wonder like maybe he got his

718
00:41:01.360 --> 00:41:05.599
wires crossed. He left a message on our website, which

719
00:41:05.639 --> 00:41:07.239
you can do by the way. You go to Treehouse

720
00:41:07.239 --> 00:41:09.400
on Air dot com, click on the microphone, and you

721
00:41:09.440 --> 00:41:12.519
can record a message that we'll receive and perhaps play

722
00:41:12.920 --> 00:41:17.679
on Tuesdays during Treehouse Talkback, and maybe he got crossed

723
00:41:17.719 --> 00:41:21.320
up and he thought he was calling somebody else and

724
00:41:21.400 --> 00:41:26.679
asking them about their hot sauce references on tacos, but

725
00:41:26.840 --> 00:41:29.840
instead mistakenly left it for us. I'm just really still

726
00:41:29.920 --> 00:41:33.679
curious at the end when he goes ooh, I think

727
00:41:33.719 --> 00:41:37.320
he forgot the Crimson rule. What's the Crimson rule?

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Wash your hands before you touch your penis if you've

729
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been having hot sauce.

730
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Why did they call it the Crimson rule?

731
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Because it's hot sauce is usually read okay, So.

732
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To avoid your peepee turning crimson.

733
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And making noises like that when the spice you know.

734
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It hurts, you know, you're right. I didn't. I didn't

735
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think about that. Maybe that's what this is. Let's go

736
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back and listen again. Hang on, Yeah, Trey, I think

737
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you're onto something there. That does sound very similar to

738
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the time that I learned not to touch your privates

739
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after eating spicy foods.

740
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Yeah, s icy foods are icy hot.

741
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It's a big, big, so very important to wash your hands.

742
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That's a valuable lesson that all of us should learn.

743
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If you learn one thing from today's show.

744
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Yeah, is that how your sciatica flared up?

745
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Tray.

746
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I'm just waiting for the More you Know star to come,

747
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like start going over our.

748
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Hawk sauce and icy hot burn your peepe.

749
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But but not just the more you know sound effect

750
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and the visual. But I think we need to include

751
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our tree House spin on it, and that needs to

752
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definitely include hot sauce. The more you know and now

753
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you know, and knowing is half the battle, okay. For

754
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all Things tree today's show is full of useful information.

755
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I mean, how to beat off priests? How do we

756
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uh we we learned about the Crimson rule. This really

757
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has been an informative and educational show. I'm proud of

758
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us was for all Things Treehouse. Go to Treehouse on Air,

759
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dot com what is it? Trey uh find and follow

760
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us on social media as well. For the show, it's

761
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at Treehouse on Air. For me, it's at the Dan

762
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on Mallley. Sorry I had a ooh moment. For Trey

763
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it's at tree Trendhome one. And for Raj it's at

764
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Comedian Raj. We'll see you tomorrow right back here inside

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the Who Treehouse