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It is time to believe your worries outside and laugh

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with us inside the treehouse. I'm Daniel Malley, along with

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Trey Trenholm, Raj Sharma and Jerry Well. Today is frad Day,

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May third, two five. Welcome to the end of your

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week right here inside the treehouse. Whether you've got a

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good week or a bad week, it's about to get

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just a little bit better because you're hanging out with us.

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And we appreciate it.

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Fifty six percent of people say it's totally cool to

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use a coupon on a first date. Somebody queue up,

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Admiral Akbar because I smell a trap. Fifty six percent

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of people say it's totally fine to use a coupon

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on a first date.

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Man, in this economy, whatever you got to do.

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Does anybody believe that?

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Not a bit?

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Would anyone do that? Not at all. My dad, my

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dad would have done that. My dad was the guy

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that used his Senior Citizens discount of Taco bell and

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I can't make that up.

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You can do that.

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Yes, you get either twenty percent off your bill or

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a free small soda.

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Oh, I know what Tray's doing for dinner.

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My only way I believe that is if out of

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one hundred people, fifty six were men.

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Let's dig deeper and find out in a survey, fifty

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six percent of people say it's totally acceptable to use

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a coupon on a first date. They surveyed all ages,

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and in fact, sixty one percent of the people they

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surveyed said that frugality is an attractive trait in a partner,

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Twenty eight percent went as far as to call it sexy,

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and fifty six percent say they've been turned off by

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a date trying to show off with money. So it

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is interesting that they surveyed all ages of people and

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found fifty six percent of them say it's fined us

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a coupon on.

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A first day. Where was this survey done Because it

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was not done in Dallas.

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No, Dallas, it was done in New Delhi, India. That's

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what was done. And you can see from the results

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everybody agrees.

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I mean, you know, if they did the survey at Applebee's,

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no offense, Applebee's, Yeah, okay, maybe I I but you

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know it's I can't even think of if I've ever

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been on a date somewhere, especially a first date, where

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a coupon was a possibility there's also that.

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Well, I guess you're not going to Arby's, are you?

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Five dollars beef? Was it five for five?

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You know?

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I know?

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Yeah, I remember the five for five, two for her,

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three for you.

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That's that's why I weigh two hundred and thirty five pounds.

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When I left the University of Texas, it was Arby's

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five for five beef and cheddars.

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I still remember the summer of ninety four, I.

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Think it actually was was it wasn't ninety I remember

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my first five for five Arby's. It was right after

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I think I think it was the last day of

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school eighth grade for me in Plano at Wilson Middle School.

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Last day eighth grade, leaving campus after school went out

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and went down the street to Custard and fifteenth to

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the Arby's that was there, And it was me and

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a few friends and we all just went crazy.

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Five for five that included beef and cheddars and the

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ham and Swiss, which I so of. Me and one

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of my tiny brothers would go like at least twice

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a week we'd get the five for five. He'd get

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three roast beef and cheddar. I'd get the ham and cheddar.

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That was that was my jam. So here's what I'm

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hearing now.

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I was only do we need to normalize coupons on

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first dates? But first dates at Arby's?

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Yes, Rose, were you getting the ham and cheddar because

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at that time you were being more strict to the

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Hindu principles.

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No, I was eating beef. I just didn't like. I don't.

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I'm not a big roast beef guy. Okay, So I

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just didn't didn't care for it. But they had the

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ham and Swiss and I could switch it with the

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to the cheese sauce, the cheddar cheese sauce, and it

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was delightful. And now they're getting sneaky with it. Right,

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they're putting digital coupons so you can you can use

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a coupon on the sly if you wanted to, Oh yeah,

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through the app, so they won't even have to know,

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Like when the bill comes, it's already taken off.

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Right, if you're taking your date to Arby's. I think

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they're gonna know.

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If you're taking your first date to Arby's, you marry

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that woman. She has the lowest expectations in life ever.

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Speaking of which, Raj does the Hindu religion look down

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on more negatively you for eating red meat or white women.

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I'm Daniel Malley, He's Trade Trenholme. That's Raj Sharma, and

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over there is mister Jerry called well, happy Friday to everybody.

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As if saving money on first dates isn't already good enough,

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We're now going to give you some other money saving tips.

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What were your family vacations like as a kid. Were

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they money saving endeavors or was it just balls to

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the wall and spend all the cash if you got it.

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We would every four years or so we would go

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back to India for the summer because that's when you

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want to go. Yeah, that's where I get the heat tolerance,

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because you know, when you're chilling and it's one hundred

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and eighteen degrees in the shade, you learn to when

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you come back to Texas like it's a scorching one

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on one, I'm like, this is this is chili. But

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they would bring you. They would do like extravagant things

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like we would go like we'd bring all our cousins

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gifts and stuff like that, and then we would go

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on like two different sight seeing parts of the country.

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So we did that, and yeah, there were some like

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we well, like I said, we went to Disneyland and

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all that stuff and really didn't ride any rides.

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You had you had any extravagant summer vacations, Yeah, tray,

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what about you.

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Did not have a lot of vacations. I can honestly.

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It took two trips uh in my childhood, both to

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uh Colorado.

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I guess, I guess you're not counting the dangerous trips

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to land Country Safari.

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No, okay, we're in Colorado. Was it fun? Were you skiing? We?

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No, it was in the summer.

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It was in typically uh winter park and the uh,

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the best thing about it was they had it was

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called the Alpine Slide. It was like a summer you

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could go up the ski slopes, but it was a.

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I guess this is like a mini luge kind of thing.

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Like you said. It was like on a plastic thing

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and you just hit go and.

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You it was good along like a water ride, but

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down down, the mountain and uh, I mean it was fun.

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So your family's idea of a summer vacation was to

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take you to Colorado and throw you.

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Down a mountain something like that.

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Okay, just check Jerry. What about you extravagant or frugal

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summer family vacations?

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My family took fewer summer vacations than trays.

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Got it all right? So wow, you we probably not

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so much, Raj. But Trey, Jerry and myself grew up

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with some frugal family vacations, so we probably have some

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tips on how you can save some money on your

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summer vacation coming up. Before we get to ours, let

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me tell you what the experts say. If you're trying

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to save money on your summer vacation this year, be

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flexible with your dates. If you're locked into traveling on

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July fourth weekend, it's going to be a lot more

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expensive than if you, you know, went on June twenty eighth.

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Okay. Also, try to.

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Avoid flying on Sundays and Mondays. They see those are

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expensive days. Number two, don't assume vacation rentals are cheapest.

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There was a time where vacation rentals like airbnbs were

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usually cheaper than a regular hotel, but that's not always

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the case anymore. Check on the hotel rates as well.

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Number three, don't stay in a specific city, stay in

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the outskirts where it's cheaper. And number four, if you

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have them, pay with credit card points, because that can

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work in your favor and reduce the cost.

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For me.

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When it came to summer family trips, it was typical

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for us to get in the nineteen seventy something Pontiac

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station wagon that was green with the wood paneling.

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Ah, the family truckster.

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Yeah, we'd hop in the family truckster and my parents

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would be in the front, my sister and I in

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the back with the back seat folded down so it

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was just one long bed in the back of that

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station wagon. And we had a cooler full of snacks

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and drinks. And we drove to great Grandma's house.

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Yay, And this is in Pittsburgh, Texas or something like that.

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We would drive from Bartlesville, Oklahoma to sunny Pittsburgh, Texas

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to see my racist great grandmother Glick.

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Now that sounds like a vacation I would have loved.

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It's also when I became That's also when I formed

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my theory on vacation versus trip. Okay, yes, there's a

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difference between a family trip and a family vacation, and

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a trip is typically where you're going to see family

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and all that kind of stuff. A vacation is when

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you get an escape from everybody and everything and you

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actually get a chance to relax. Family vacations, to me,

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aren't even real.

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To me.

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The ultimate money saving tip that I can give you

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if you're trying to plan a summer vacation for the

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family is don't make it a family vacation.

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Leave the kids at home. I mean, I think that's

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against the law, but depending on how old the kids are.

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Depending on how old the kids are, and you know what,

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drop them off at Grandma and Grandpa's house, let them

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have fun, and then then you go enjoy a real

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vacation away from anyone and everything, and you don't have

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to worry about feeding them.

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So using that logic, you would have been okay with

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your parents dropping you off at great Grandma Glick's house

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for a couple of weeks while they went and bast

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in the sun and say the beach of California or

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Saint John, where you are Saint Thomas.

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I believe they did. And that's also the summer that

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I got in trouble for throwing rocks at cars. Eat

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you to leave me with these people, I will turn

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into a vandal.

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Yeah yeah, but you I mean there's fun family vacations

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that you can do. I mean there's certain like Vegas

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started like catering to that, Like you got the Circus

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Circus where you could leave the kids like the I.

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Think Vegas has already has.

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Already gone through that stage and decided it was not

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for them, and they have now reverted back to it's

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more adults only.

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eleven dollars, Like you can that if you want to

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be frugal and take a family vacation, like they're twenty

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nine dollars.

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But they imploded Circus Circus.

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No, you wish they did. That's why I stay there.

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Welcome to the new open air Circus Circus. I can

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understand why why Las Vegas would pivot to trying to

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be a family destination to compete for you know, tourism dollars.

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But I thoroughly believe in pivoting back to focusing on adults,

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because I don't think the daycare at the Cadillac Ranch

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was anyone's favorite.

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Yeah, the fact that you thought there was one, like

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that's scary. You just left him with a stranger.

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Not a stranger, left him with cinnamon.

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And that's what he changed his name to after they

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found out what kind of a record he had. Yeah,

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we would do fun stuff, like we would go to

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like national monuments in India. We'd go to like, you know,

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famous tourist attraction. I saw the taj Mahal when I

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was a kid. So when I got older, like, I've

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taken two of my exists to India and we went

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to the taj Mahal and did all the tourist stuff

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and all the sight seeing stuff. So I kind of

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knew where to go.

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So that was kind of fun. And you can get

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by on that stuff. There's there's kind of there's coupons

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for that stuff too.

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See.

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I feel pretty blessed. I felt lucky in the fact

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that as a child we had a lot of frugal

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family summer vacations. That was just loading up the family

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trucksture and going to Grandma's house. But we also so

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a couple of times because it took years to save up.

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A couple of times we actually went to Disney World.

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And if you guys saw what the dad had to pay. Recently,

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he went viral. This dad recorded everything that he paid

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for in one single day at Disney World and it

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came out to like fourteen hundred dollars one day. Yeah,

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so anytime you can get some money saving tips on

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a family trip, your ears should absolutely be open. But yeah,

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I felt lucky that we had the boring family trips,

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but then also a couple of times my parents saved

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up and they took us to Disney World.

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Made for a great special memory. Yeah, and if you

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have somebody, if you have somebody that lives in Los Angeles,

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they can get the resident deal where it's like twenty

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nine dollars for the entire summer for Disney, Disneyland and

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Universal Studios.

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It also makes sense that Disney is opening up their

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new park in Abu Dhabi because they're really about the

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only country left that can afford it.

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And you also want to be out there when it's

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a sandstorm in one hundred and twenty five degrees yay'

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that's the land of Fun.

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God, you thought you thought August at six Flags was miserable.

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In Abu Dabi, there's gonna be a disneylandic Like it's

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gonna be like a stoning park. Yeah, li've your kids there.

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I guess the Infidel.

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Jerry called.

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Well, you're right, Raj, that.

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Is one thing that the Abu Dhabi Disney theme park

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will have that the others don't, which is sandstorms.

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M H.

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So exciting for the whole family.

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Yeah. And they're and they're very they're very and they're

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very brutal, like they they're no Joe like you can't

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get rid of it. It's like going to the beach. Like

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as as a person, like when you you always think like, well,

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i'll take my shoes off, i won't get shoes and

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I won't get sand in my shoes and book. It's

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just everywhere. And that's just how it is as a country,

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Like it just goes everywhere, cars, air conditioning units, places

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you don't think of, Like you turn your ac on

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and sand starts flying out. So yeah, they try to

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do the the Summer Olympics, like Qatar through that. I

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remember years ago, h Qatar through their name in the

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in the ring and they're like no, like automatically they're

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like but can we They're like no, it's one hundred

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and twenty seven degrees during the summer. You want us

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to do outdoor events like who's gonna win? You got's

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go run.

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Even we're not FIFA, we're.

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We have we have a shred of ethics.

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Be really bad as well.

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You're trying to do the decathline, you pick up the

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javelin and it's melted.

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You're just trying to throw a limp piece of metal.

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Just it's just gonna be the only summer Summer Olympics

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where the only winners are people from there or Ethiopians,

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like in the Long Distance Running the only person that

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lived Steve Opian guy.

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Yeah, I just imagine the first brutal sandstorm at Abu

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Dhabi Disney.

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That's not gonna be fun for the whole family. Maybe

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you could make it part of the advertising, you like, sayd.

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It's a sandy world, there's nothing to that.

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Maybe they've got it all figured out and we're the

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dumb ones.

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Yeah, Like the Disneyland, the disney World or Disneyland here,

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whichever one is in California. I never went because when

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I found out they had a sixteen dollars chu ro,

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I was like, I am if that's how much the

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churo costs, I am out.

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And now the turro is going to be at Abu

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Dhabi Disney.

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Oh yeah, I can't even I can't even begin. But

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like now they have bars like at Disneyland, like you

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look for the adults, like you can go in and

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get like Disney themed cocktails, Like it's really, yeah, it's

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really really.

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There's one of them.

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I think it's Disneyland where they're not like because Walt

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Disney prohibited them to sell alcohol on site. Disney World

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I think they do okay in Florida. Yeah, the one

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world in Disney World in Florida.

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Yeah, so that's the one that I think has like

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the Disney feet.

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Oh yeah, they have all sorts of bars and yeah,

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if the Disney park is going to serve alcohol, it's

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absolutely going.

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To be the one in Florida.

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I think it's part of the requirement to get an

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operating license in Florida.

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I also think that's the reason why when we took

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our summer vacations to Disney twice as a kid. I'm

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pretty sure that's the reason why we went to Disney

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World was because it sold alcohol. Because there's no way

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my dad was going to go to a dry Disney.

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I've seen the picture of like the guy who's got

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the like the the goofy outfit, like he's behind like

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whatever area that they have as far as getting dressed

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as far as the characters, and he's just got his

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head the head off and he's got it under his army,

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just smoking a cigarette. And I'm like, oh, that sums

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up Florida.

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It also sums up working for Disney.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, what if he would have had like a high

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life in one hand and a cigarette and the other

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like the Goofy head on the floor. I'm like, yeah,

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you send me. That's that's where that is. You can

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say Orlando all you want, but you're not Orlando.

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The thing is, though, he would have earned that smoke

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and that beer, because I can't fathom. Look, I remember

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when I was five and eight going to Disney World

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in Florida and it was miserably hot. Yes, and I

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cannot fathom being one of those characters in costume all

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freaking day.

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Yeah, that has to be miserable.

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So they do take shifts. I had a friend who

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was one of the what do they call them imagineers,

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I don't know. Anyway, he played Goofy and he said

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that when it got really really hot outside, they would

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have very short shifts. They'd have a couple of people

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and then rotate in and out, you know, every hour

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or so.

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Can you imagine you want his family seeing Goofy pass

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out and die in front of Cinderella's castle? And what

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have we learned today? And gentlemen, boys and girls, heat stroke? Yo,

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that's blood just running down his nose.

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All right, kids, we got to learn about life and

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death today At Disney who wants to try out the

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new CPR tent.

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This sad day at Disney.

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We had to put down goofy.

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And you.

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This is online a Treehouse on Air dot com.

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This is the Treehouse Show. I'm Dan, He's Trade. That's Roger.

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There is Jerry, speaking of fun summer vacations. I don't

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know if you can find anyone that had more fun

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last week than this guy. A personal injury attorney, was

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arrested last week after police say he was downtown yelling

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at the top of his lungs without any clothes on.

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Is anyone else hoping this was Jim Adler or is

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it just me?

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I was gonna say he was waving around the Texas Hammer.

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That's the first thing I thought of, Man, I was like, oh,

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please tell me that Jim Adler went on vacation. This

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happened in Charleston, South Carolina. It was not Jim Adler. Instead,

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it was William Mullins McLeod Junior. He is a Charleston

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personal injury attorney. He was arrested after police say he

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was downtown yelling at the top of his lungs without

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any clothes on. He was charged with public disorderly conduct

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and booked at the Al Canada Tention Center early in

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the morning. An incident report from Charleston Police states an

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officer was in the area when they observed McLeod walking

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along the battery screaming Wednesday morning. He was wearing only

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his underwear and shoes during the incident. They confronted him

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and began and he began rambling incoherently. I'm still not

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so sure this is not Jim Adler. Half the time,

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you can't understand what he's saying. Anyway, but you also have.

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To realize, like he was just an underwear and shoes.

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That means he took his shoes off to take his

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pants off and then put his shoes back on.

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I understand that I too have to maybe wherever he was,

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that's just all he put on. He just reached over

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and grabbed his shoes.

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And yeah, you know, maybe he lives in one of

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the high rises there, and was like, you know what,

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I am hammered. I am I'm the Texas Hammered and

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I have to go for a walk right now and

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I need to scream and I can't do that in

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my house. I'm Madler. Oh I got so drunk. I

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run out of my hotel wearing.

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Nothing but shoes and Monties. Now you know why they

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call made the Texas Hammer. I was actually on the

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run from a big truck. They saw me naked on

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top of a big truck and they said get off,

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and I said, I'm trying.

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I'm Jim Adler.

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Have you ever been hitting the head by a helicopter

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or is it just my wen He's swinging round and

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round from the top of this truck.

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Hit in the head by a helicopter. Okay, have you

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ever been hitting the head but my hammer call me

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Jim Adler.

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I'll get you fifty million dollars in your pocket. Speaking

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of pockets, can I have your pants? I seem to

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have misplaced mine.

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Do you make fun of your son Bill and call

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him the ball peen hammer? How'd you know his nickname?

481
00:26:52.920 --> 00:26:55.279
That's exactly what I call my boy. He's the ball

482
00:26:55.400 --> 00:27:02.799
peen hammer. It's just tiny and stupid. No one knows

483
00:27:02.799 --> 00:27:04.920
what to do with it, just like a bob peen hammer.

484
00:27:05.160 --> 00:27:08.880
That's my bullet. He can't get his own job. He's

485
00:27:08.880 --> 00:27:10.079
got to be on the truck with me.

486
00:27:14.160 --> 00:27:18.160
Moron. I feared he would be a rubber mallet.

487
00:27:18.599 --> 00:27:23.200
Uh, he's got that little round head.

488
00:27:23.680 --> 00:27:32.680
Yeah, with the helmet. So he's a lawyer and slow.

489
00:27:34.240 --> 00:27:36.079
No, it's because every time he shoot one of these

490
00:27:36.119 --> 00:27:38.880
commercials on top of a truck, he keeps falling off.

491
00:27:41.640 --> 00:27:43.000
Takes like a hundred takes.

492
00:27:43.000 --> 00:27:48.759
Every time he's fallen off one hundred times. I don't

493
00:27:48.799 --> 00:27:49.839
want him representing me.

494
00:27:52.400 --> 00:27:54.720
It's more of a make a wish attorney at this point.

495
00:27:58.119 --> 00:28:00.880
He's never lead counsel, just more bestial counsel.

496
00:28:07.799 --> 00:28:09.599
And for those wondering, this is the day the tree

497
00:28:09.599 --> 00:28:11.279
House got sued by the family.

498
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499
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Listen U is online a Treehouse on Air dot com.

500
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501
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502
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506
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507
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next Tuesday at seven o'clock.

508
00:29:07.480 --> 00:29:08.599
This is The Treehouse Show.

509
00:29:08.640 --> 00:29:11.039
I'm Dan ol Maley along with Trade Trenholm, Raj Sharma

510
00:29:11.119 --> 00:29:19.200
and Jerry called Well. Today is Friday, May twenty third,

511
00:29:19.279 --> 00:29:23.839
twenty twenty five. Let's celebrate today. What's some birthdays? Turning

512
00:29:23.920 --> 00:29:27.960
thirty nine today? The director of the Black Panther movies

513
00:29:28.039 --> 00:29:33.279
and Creed and the new box office sensation Sinners starring

514
00:29:33.359 --> 00:29:38.079
Michael b Anthony Ryan Kugler. Ryan Cougler turns thirty nine

515
00:29:38.160 --> 00:29:43.359
to day. Good for him. Lane Garrison turns forty five today.

516
00:29:43.519 --> 00:29:48.079
He played Tweener on prison Break. I've never watched prison Break,

517
00:29:48.119 --> 00:29:51.599
but with a character name like tweener. I have questions

518
00:29:51.599 --> 00:29:52.359
about that show.

519
00:29:55.839 --> 00:29:59.839
Okay, I think it takes place in New Orleans. Uh

520
00:30:01.279 --> 00:30:03.640
and oh was it filmed here?

521
00:30:04.359 --> 00:30:04.480
Oh?

522
00:30:04.519 --> 00:30:09.799
I thought I was filming in New Orleans anyway, tweener, is.

523
00:30:09.759 --> 00:30:13.519
That you you won know what happened to your imaginary friend.

524
00:30:16.640 --> 00:30:19.279
My imaginary friend as a child, little Timmy John.

525
00:30:20.759 --> 00:30:23.480
Timmy John became tweener. I'm right.

526
00:30:23.559 --> 00:30:27.279
Actually he always did have a little bit of a

527
00:30:27.279 --> 00:30:34.640
wild streak. Other birthdays today, Kelly Monico turns forty nine.

528
00:30:34.720 --> 00:30:37.319
She is the former soap opera star or maybe current

529
00:30:37.359 --> 00:30:39.599
I don't know. I never watched it. She won the

530
00:30:39.640 --> 00:30:43.799
first Dancing with the Stars. Kelly Monico turns forty nine.

531
00:30:44.319 --> 00:30:46.839
Jewel used to live in her van, then became a

532
00:30:46.880 --> 00:30:50.799
really popular singer. She is fifty one today. Is she

533
00:30:50.880 --> 00:30:52.039
still with Kevin Costner?

534
00:30:54.480 --> 00:30:58.119
No? Married to a bull?

535
00:30:58.640 --> 00:31:02.759
Yeah, cowboy Tye something I think it was.

536
00:31:02.960 --> 00:31:07.519
And they lived outside, like in Weatherford somewhere around there Stephenville.

537
00:31:07.960 --> 00:31:08.480
Yeah.

538
00:31:08.559 --> 00:31:09.519
Does Kevin Costner know?

539
00:31:10.480 --> 00:31:13.000
I didn't. I don't remember her ever being linked with Costner.

540
00:31:13.519 --> 00:31:19.440
I thought so she hooked up with i' murray yah.

541
00:31:19.319 --> 00:31:22.319
Iy Murray, that's right, Seawan Penn before that I know

542
00:31:22.440 --> 00:31:24.200
she was with Sean Penn for if she's.

543
00:31:24.039 --> 00:31:27.519
Still with Ty Murray. They've been together for twenty something years.

544
00:31:28.680 --> 00:31:29.920
Yeah, twenty fourteen.

545
00:31:30.680 --> 00:31:35.279
Yeah, that lasted six years, which is an eternity in Hollywood.

546
00:31:35.839 --> 00:31:39.480
Well, no, they lived in Stephenville, Texas, which is a lifetime.

547
00:31:40.240 --> 00:31:43.000
Six years is a lifetime in Stephenville. And all you

548
00:31:43.039 --> 00:31:45.240
have to look forward to is a Tarlton State University

549
00:31:45.319 --> 00:31:48.000
bull riding. I mean they have a bull writing team.

550
00:31:47.720 --> 00:31:49.079
So good for them.

551
00:31:49.680 --> 00:31:52.440
Yeah, so that's a it's a very small town.

552
00:31:52.799 --> 00:31:55.559
Just imagine if their bull writing team ever linked up

553
00:31:55.559 --> 00:31:56.839
with the Ranger ats.

554
00:32:02.359 --> 00:32:04.960
You know, that's just a visual. I can't explain, and

555
00:32:05.039 --> 00:32:05.680
I don't want to.

556
00:32:06.200 --> 00:32:09.279
You shouldn't just let your imagination run wild and enjoy it.

557
00:32:10.680 --> 00:32:14.279
Happy birthday, Jewel. She is fifty one today. Ken Jennings,

558
00:32:14.839 --> 00:32:18.839
Jeopardy host who once won seventy four straight episodes totally

559
00:32:18.880 --> 00:32:20.839
more than two and a half million dollars. He is

560
00:32:20.880 --> 00:32:25.039
fifty one today. That's really impressive streak. And I will say,

561
00:32:25.039 --> 00:32:29.079
when you win seventy four straight Jeopardy contests, it sounds

562
00:32:29.079 --> 00:32:31.119
like a low number to only walk away with two

563
00:32:31.160 --> 00:32:35.599
and a half million winnings, but he became the.

564
00:32:35.559 --> 00:32:38.279
Host, Like, I think that's the like when you win

565
00:32:38.359 --> 00:32:40.720
seventy four episodes and you don't like. That's the thing

566
00:32:40.720 --> 00:32:44.400
about Alex Trebek that I didn't I never liked is

567
00:32:44.440 --> 00:32:45.960
he had the answers in front of him, so when

568
00:32:46.000 --> 00:32:49.279
you got it wrong, he was like, oh, you're an idiot. Yeah.

569
00:32:49.720 --> 00:32:53.160
Ken Jennings got it seventy four episodes straight without cards,

570
00:32:53.160 --> 00:32:55.680
and I'm like, at that point, after seventy four, they're like,

571
00:32:55.759 --> 00:32:58.880
can we make him the host? He knows everything, like,

572
00:32:58.920 --> 00:33:02.720
there's nothing this guy a note and then Alex conveniently died.

573
00:33:05.559 --> 00:33:07.880
Think about it because I just did.

574
00:33:08.000 --> 00:33:10.799
Yeah, that average is like thirty three thousand an episode

575
00:33:11.000 --> 00:33:13.400
when you're betting one hundred, you know, first round one

576
00:33:13.440 --> 00:33:15.400
hundred to five hundred and the second round two hundred

577
00:33:15.400 --> 00:33:18.000
to one thousand, and then your double Jeopardy and stuff

578
00:33:18.039 --> 00:33:18.279
like that.

579
00:33:18.279 --> 00:33:21.279
That's actually, yeah, it's pretty solid.

580
00:33:21.559 --> 00:33:25.759
It's not about what I'm saying is Jeopardies winnings should

581
00:33:26.680 --> 00:33:30.279
correlate to the cost of living. It seems like the

582
00:33:30.359 --> 00:33:32.240
numbers have been the same for a really long time

583
00:33:32.519 --> 00:33:33.880
and they need to increase.

584
00:33:34.720 --> 00:33:37.000
We're old enough to remember when we will Fortune had

585
00:33:37.039 --> 00:33:39.079
like the little gift shop, like where you could have

586
00:33:39.319 --> 00:33:41.720
the money you made. You could go through and.

587
00:33:41.640 --> 00:33:42.359
You were purchasing.

588
00:33:42.720 --> 00:33:45.920
You just bought stuff. I like that vacuum. Yeah, I

589
00:33:46.000 --> 00:33:49.160
like that blender. Every single episode, I don't know why,

590
00:33:49.680 --> 00:33:53.359
but every single episode, somebody got that ceramic Dalmatian. I

591
00:33:53.400 --> 00:33:56.039
don't know what was going on in the eighties, but

592
00:33:56.240 --> 00:33:58.319
every single time, like, you have two hundred and fifty

593
00:33:58.359 --> 00:33:59.720
dollars left, what would you like to spend it on.

594
00:34:00.039 --> 00:34:01.319
I'll take the ceramic Dalmatian.

595
00:34:02.160 --> 00:34:06.440
I'm pretty sure they were forced to because all those

596
00:34:06.480 --> 00:34:08.840
game shows would always have the disclaimers at the end

597
00:34:08.840 --> 00:34:11.960
of the show saying promotional consideration provided by and it's

598
00:34:11.960 --> 00:34:14.320
all these companies that sent them the products to be

599
00:34:14.440 --> 00:34:17.159
on the show to then be given away, which means

600
00:34:17.159 --> 00:34:20.920
they probably got like five hundred of these stupid ceramic Dalmatians,

601
00:34:21.000 --> 00:34:22.280
or like everyone's got to get one.

602
00:34:23.199 --> 00:34:26.039
Yeah. And I was working ages ago at the laugh

603
00:34:26.079 --> 00:34:27.800
after and True Carry popped in and he did a

604
00:34:27.800 --> 00:34:29.480
whole thing on the prices right, and he's like, the

605
00:34:29.480 --> 00:34:31.679
price is right, will bankrupt you. I think we talked

606
00:34:31.679 --> 00:34:33.239
about this is like if you win a hot tub.

607
00:34:33.440 --> 00:34:35.599
They don't install it. They just drop it off in

608
00:34:35.719 --> 00:34:38.760
your yard. So if you live in an apartment complex,

609
00:34:39.159 --> 00:34:39.679
good luck.

610
00:34:40.239 --> 00:34:41.960
Look thank You also have to pay the gift tax

611
00:34:42.000 --> 00:34:42.719
on it too, you do.

612
00:34:42.880 --> 00:34:43.599
It's very true.

613
00:34:43.599 --> 00:34:45.840
We actually had There was a girl that we worked

614
00:34:45.840 --> 00:34:50.239
with at iHeartRadio in Dallas years ago, and she had

615
00:34:50.320 --> 00:34:55.360
won her showcase Showdown on the Prizes right or Wheel

616
00:34:55.360 --> 00:34:57.159
of Fortune. I can't remember which one it was, but

617
00:34:57.280 --> 00:34:59.559
she won the game show and she was stuck with

618
00:35:00.840 --> 00:35:02.960
They gave you the option, you can take the prizes

619
00:35:03.079 --> 00:35:07.480
or the cash value. She's wisely took cash value option,

620
00:35:07.559 --> 00:35:09.519
but still had to pay out the ass on taxes

621
00:35:09.559 --> 00:35:09.800
for it.

622
00:35:10.159 --> 00:35:12.280
Can you imagine like you just won the prices?

623
00:35:12.360 --> 00:35:12.480
Right?

624
00:35:12.559 --> 00:35:14.239
You owe us eleven thousand dollars?

625
00:35:16.079 --> 00:35:20.159
I thought you said I won, Well you did. Can

626
00:35:20.199 --> 00:35:26.079
I can I play Plinkoh to pay back the I

627
00:35:26.239 --> 00:35:26.599
R s.

628
00:35:27.679 --> 00:35:29.760
I'll do the yodeling with the guy that's going up

629
00:35:29.760 --> 00:35:30.159
the mountain?

630
00:35:30.440 --> 00:35:30.559
Uh?

631
00:35:33.239 --> 00:35:35.400
Can I just can I pay it? Like? Instead of

632
00:35:35.440 --> 00:35:36.239
paying all of it?

633
00:35:36.280 --> 00:35:38.440
Can I just work it off or agree to pay

634
00:35:38.599 --> 00:35:40.280
wherever the Plinko chip lands.

635
00:35:40.480 --> 00:35:42.880
That's where the Barker's Beauties came from. They weren't they

636
00:35:42.880 --> 00:35:48.000
weren't models. They were just indentured servants. But I think

637
00:35:48.039 --> 00:35:52.400
they were with Bob.

638
00:35:52.519 --> 00:35:53.199
You know their job.

639
00:35:57.599 --> 00:36:01.119
You're listening to the tree House. Visit is online at

640
00:36:01.119 --> 00:36:16.320
Treehouse on air dot com.

641
00:36:16.880 --> 00:36:18.440
You are in the Treehouse.

642
00:36:19.199 --> 00:37:05.239
Visit us online at Treehouse on air dot com.

643
00:37:05.519 --> 00:37:08.400
I love when it's bring Daisy to work day. Hi.

644
00:37:08.559 --> 00:37:12.679
Oh, yes, trays chihuah but always, you know, it's always

645
00:37:12.719 --> 00:37:16.079
a special day when Daisy makes an appearance inside the Treehouse.

646
00:37:18.159 --> 00:37:21.119
I recommend more, Daisy. I recommend more bring your dog

647
00:37:21.119 --> 00:37:21.559
to work.

648
00:37:21.480 --> 00:37:23.920
Day here in the studio. All right, we can make

649
00:37:23.960 --> 00:37:25.079
that happen. Yeah.

650
00:37:25.639 --> 00:37:27.039
I don't know if you'd have much of a choice,

651
00:37:27.039 --> 00:37:29.440
because if you tried leaving her, she will just wrap

652
00:37:29.480 --> 00:37:33.280
her tongue around your leg and she'll just be brought

653
00:37:33.320 --> 00:37:40.159
in toe. She might be actually like if you could

654
00:37:40.159 --> 00:37:43.119
do because you know that they'll do boxing pound for pound,

655
00:37:43.320 --> 00:37:45.639
best fighter in the world, might be like a welterweight

656
00:37:45.760 --> 00:37:49.360
versus a super heavyweight, you know, like with Gene Simmons

657
00:37:49.400 --> 00:37:54.079
from Kiss, such a freakishly long tongue inch for inch

658
00:37:54.360 --> 00:37:57.239
pales in comparison to Daisy. The chuaa is tongue.

659
00:37:57.519 --> 00:38:04.960
M just saying it's not a roller. Butt just unravels

660
00:38:05.039 --> 00:38:05.480
comes out.

661
00:38:06.480 --> 00:38:07.400
You have me a roller.

662
00:38:07.440 --> 00:38:10.159
But the butt thing was yeah, it's long, it's all

663
00:38:10.159 --> 00:38:11.679
the way back and just okay, never mind.

664
00:38:11.719 --> 00:38:12.719
The position is not important.

665
00:38:13.760 --> 00:38:17.239
No, I think it was very important. I think I

666
00:38:17.280 --> 00:38:20.360
think we need to analyze this more seriously disturbing.

667
00:38:21.920 --> 00:38:23.840
I think, Jerry, I think you need to go see

668
00:38:23.840 --> 00:38:27.239
Cookie Monster. He's the new therapist, so you can work

669
00:38:27.320 --> 00:38:28.760
through some of these issues.

670
00:38:29.000 --> 00:38:30.480
The official therapist of the tree.

671
00:38:30.920 --> 00:38:35.079
That's right, mons, Can you think of one more fitting?

672
00:38:36.239 --> 00:38:36.599
No?

673
00:38:36.599 --> 00:38:38.840
No, all right?

674
00:38:38.880 --> 00:38:41.960
Speaking of things that are fitting, Earlier, we talked about

675
00:38:42.000 --> 00:38:46.280
a naked attorney having way too much fun in Charleston,

676
00:38:46.440 --> 00:38:50.159
South Carolina, So let's stay with the naked theme.

677
00:38:51.559 --> 00:38:52.000
With this.

678
00:38:54.239 --> 00:38:58.519
You've probably done karaoke before, but have you done it naked?

679
00:38:58.920 --> 00:38:59.280
Jerry?

680
00:38:59.519 --> 00:39:01.679
I know that you're gonna say yes. I just know

681
00:39:01.800 --> 00:39:05.360
it in my heart because not only do you love karaoke,

682
00:39:05.519 --> 00:39:08.920
I can absolutely imagine you, even though I don't want to.

683
00:39:09.079 --> 00:39:11.760
Doing it naked anytime, anytime I can.

684
00:39:12.280 --> 00:39:14.360
What's the song that's your go to for karaoke?

685
00:39:17.400 --> 00:39:19.880
Well, I have a couple. Lion Sleeps Tonight.

686
00:39:20.400 --> 00:39:29.320
Imagine Lion Sleeps Tonight naked Jerry on stage. Now stop

687
00:39:29.360 --> 00:39:33.840
it for your own benefit. Otherwise Cookie Monsters schedule is

688
00:39:33.880 --> 00:39:37.920
gonna get real full, real fast. Naked karaoke is now

689
00:39:38.039 --> 00:39:46.480
a thing. A community, a naturist community have released their

690
00:39:46.480 --> 00:39:49.440
program of summer events. Located just a twenty minute walk

691
00:39:49.480 --> 00:39:55.280
from a train station in Liverpool, is Mayor's Side's only

692
00:39:55.599 --> 00:40:00.880
naturist community and they are now offering naked karaoke inside

693
00:40:00.920 --> 00:40:04.800
the camp site. Forty chalets, twenty static caravans. These are

694
00:40:04.800 --> 00:40:07.480
home to naturists who travel far and wide. Please don't

695
00:40:07.480 --> 00:40:13.000
say far and wide when referring to to be with

696
00:40:13.199 --> 00:40:16.599
like minded people from the same community. They spend their

697
00:40:16.599 --> 00:40:19.519
time with each other and enjoying the swimming pool tennis courts,

698
00:40:20.679 --> 00:40:24.000
often all well naked well. They have a three visit

699
00:40:24.079 --> 00:40:26.760
strip rule where if you have visited a handful of

700
00:40:26.800 --> 00:40:29.119
times and have yet to take off your clothes, you

701
00:40:29.159 --> 00:40:32.519
are not able to return as you aren't likely a naturist.

702
00:40:32.519 --> 00:40:36.480
So a very very firm rule on being naked at

703
00:40:36.480 --> 00:40:40.440
their campground here and you can do naked karaoke there

704
00:40:40.599 --> 00:40:47.519
if you so choose. Wow, as if karaoke wasn't bad enough,

705
00:40:47.920 --> 00:40:50.360
As if it wasn't bad enough that your ears got

706
00:40:50.360 --> 00:40:50.760
a bleed.

707
00:40:53.440 --> 00:40:55.360
Yeah, and coming up with a song, and that's the

708
00:40:55.360 --> 00:40:56.920
wrong place to think long and hard.

709
00:41:00.760 --> 00:41:04.679
I can imagine naked karaoke. I can imagine naked karaoke

710
00:41:04.800 --> 00:41:08.360
getting really weird, really fast, depending on the song choice.

711
00:41:09.239 --> 00:41:14.320
Yeah, naked karaoke. Okay, what will you white people think

712
00:41:14.360 --> 00:41:14.840
of next?

713
00:41:16.360 --> 00:41:23.239
Singing raspberry or beret in just a raspberry bere.

714
00:41:22.599 --> 00:41:27.199
I think you're violating the rules there, buddy, I will say,

715
00:41:27.239 --> 00:41:31.599
right said, Fred will probably have a resurgence. Yeah, you

716
00:41:31.639 --> 00:41:36.880
can strip to that one. That'll that'll probably get you.

717
00:41:35.760 --> 00:41:44.159
You can strip just about any song, okay a little.

718
00:41:46.039 --> 00:41:50.119
Yeah the vinyls oh I touched myself. There you go.

719
00:41:51.880 --> 00:41:55.360
I'm done today.

720
00:41:55.920 --> 00:41:58.280
I've had enough Treehouse for today to go now.

721
00:41:59.280 --> 00:42:00.519
Oh I didn't even know that was the name of

722
00:42:00.559 --> 00:42:00.840
the song.

723
00:42:01.559 --> 00:42:04.360
Yeah, yeah, she didn't exactually hide it.

724
00:42:04.639 --> 00:42:09.199
No, I was just doing that. She was just doing

725
00:42:09.199 --> 00:42:12.880
that in the studio and they just hit record biggest

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