Oct. 24, 2024

Those Poor Nerf Balls | Thursday 10.24.24

Those Poor Nerf Balls | Thursday 10.24.24

We start off in the oddest of places, Aaron Rodgers is a booger eater.  Which leads us to a gross discussion.  Then, because we weren't sure already, we figure out that we're old and Dan has memories of playing with Nerf balls.  We discuss Sky...

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We start off in the oddest of places, Aaron Rodgers is a booger eater. Which leads us to a gross discussion. Then, because we weren't sure already, we figure out that we're old and Dan has memories of playing with Nerf balls. We discuss Sky Mansions, Freddy vs Pennywise, and listen to Trump say creepy things about Arnold Palmer and an Oklahoma drug addict will make you feel sorry for a snake.

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It is time to believe your worries outside and come

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laugh with us inside the treehouse. I'm Daniel Malley, along

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with Trade Trendholm and Raj Sharma on a Thursday, October

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twenty fourth, twenty twenty four, ten, twenty four, twenty four.

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If you are into the whole numerology thing, which Raj

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I know you are, is a day have any significance

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or does it just look and sound cool?

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Well? Two four would be a six, so then you

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got two six is that's a twelve. That'll be three.

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Three is a very good numerology number. But then you

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got the ten, so that would make it a four.

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And four is also a very good numerology number, but

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three is better, so it's still it's still a very

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auspicious day.

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I followed that about as well as I follow common

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core math.

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So I'm just gonna take one plus zero in the

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ten is one two plus four six two plus four six.

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I got that one plus six plus six, right.

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It's fourteen. Yeah, I got I got the twelve. I

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just don't know how you went from twelve to three.

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Oh one plus two is.

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Three one plus two three, so that'll be four.

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What about thirteen because that's the total number.

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Yeah, so then you go thirteen, then you go one

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plus three, that's four. So four is a very auspicious

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number as well. But three, because everything is so it's

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supposed to be divisible by threes. So three isn't even

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better number.

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So four is a questionable number.

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No, it's just a good it's an auspicious number. It's

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just a three is a better number than four.

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Yeah, I don't know why either train Okay, I'm just

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taking his word for it. I will say though, that

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it actually works into what I planned on starting to

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show with in a very loose way. Sore with me

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for a moment. So the number twelve is good because

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one plus two is three, and three is a quote

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unquote good number.

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It's a very very auspicious number. Okay, unless you have

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ocd that that's like the killer number, like that's the

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number that they obsessed about, the number three.

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Yes, okay, I have some gut wretching, not gut wrenching,

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gut wrenching news about a famous twelve, which would be

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a three, which is auspicious. Did either of you watch

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Sunday Night Football this past week? The Jets, Yes, looking

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extremely lacklusters. I wasn't big on watching the game because

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suggests and it's one of the few Sunday games that

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didn't involve are disappointing Cowboys. So I took Sunday Night

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football off. And apparently I missed quite a bit because

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during the game we found out that one of the

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most famous number twelves. We found out something new about

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Aaron Rodgers that I did not know and I only

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just learned about it yesterday, and I am shooketh So, gentlemen,

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here's a clip I'm going to show you briefly of

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Aaron Rodgers on the sideline during the game getting their

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ass stopped. All right, there we go. I want you

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to see what Aaron does.

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Yeah, Thursday night game against Houston on Halloween at met

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Life this year, played a Thursday night game against Houston

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on Halloween.

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At met Life.

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Any any debate there on what Aaron Rodgers appears to

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be doing, because to me, it appears to be that

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he's extracting a bug, rolling it briefly and then hannibal

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lecturing it right into his chompers.

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Maybe that's where he holds his ayahuasca. Maybe that's where

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he's got a little ayahuasca stored over there, and like

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he just likes to trip balls.

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It's kind of like a dip.

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Yeah, he likes to just tripballs doing during the game

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and hopefully see the shadow Man. This shadow Man, that's

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what he's That's what he says. He says when he knows,

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he knows he's going to win, when he sees the

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shadow Man in the stands.

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He ain't the shadow Man in a long time.

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It sounds like he used to go back in that

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tent and get to smoking, licking, picking some more. Whatever

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the case is. Uh So, did anyone else know or

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have any inkling that Aaron Rodgers was a bugger? Does

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it make you feel better about yourself? Does it make

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you feel better since we're all Cowboys fans knowing that,

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at least for now, there is no evidence supporting that

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our quarterback Dak Prescott is a booger eater. Also doesn't

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have a Super Bowl ring, but at least not a

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booger eater.

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Thoughts in general, if Dak would eat boogers and get

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in to the Super Bowl boog away.

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Oh yeah, I'm a big supporter of that. Get in there. Yeah,

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I don't even care if your Super Bowl ring has

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to be green because of it, I don't care because

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as a Cowboys man, I'm not the one that's being

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shouldered with the burden of eating the boogers in order

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to catapult you into you know, here's here's.

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A question, then, Dan, what if a magic genie came

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down and said, here's the deal. You have to from

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today on eat every booger in your nose, but every

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time you do, and if you keep doing it, sorry,

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if you keep doing it, the Cowboys will always win

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the super Bowl as long as you keep eating. But

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you have to always eat the boogers.

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In your every day, every booger until I.

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Die, until your death. But that's super Bowl. But the

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Cowboys will win a super Bowl every year as long

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as you keep eating your bookers.

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No, I'm not doing that.

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You wouldn't do that.

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I have a life outside of Cowboys football, and I

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would then go live it.

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Uh.

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I look at it this way. I don't get the

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riches and all the things that come with being a

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Super Bowl champion, either player or owner or anyone in between.

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So if I'm gonna be the one that's responsible for

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all the Super Bowl victories because I'm eating all the

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bugs out of my nose. Then, by god, I deserve

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to get paid as the best booger eater in the league. Okay,

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so that that would I'm not even going to entertain

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this thought until there's at least a solid contract offer

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on the table.

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Okay, we'll get you. You get a contract and your

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front page of the of the newspaper every week. Dan

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Ol Malley successfully eight two pounds of boogers this week,

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and the Cowboys are headed to.

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The I'm not going to need the sound effect here.

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And the Cowboys once again are headed to the super

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Bowl thanks to the magical boogers of Daniel Malley.

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I'll tell you why I wouldn't do it.

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Oh, I'd love to hear this.

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Because, honestly, I, for the most part, I find Cowboys

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fans insufferable to begin with. If we win a Super

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Bowl every year, oh my god, they'd be just absolutely

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and they'd be horrible. I'd have to denounce my fandom.

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I pretty much kind of already have.

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But yeah, I will say this. I feel like being

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forced to eat boogers would be a nice, you know,

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change from all the we keep eating from the Cowboys

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as fans.

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See, there's always a silver lining.

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I mean, and and you know, Dad, he said you

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wanted to get paid like a booger eader. Isn't that

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like being paid like a kicker?

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Yeah?

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But you can also take like side hustles, right like, Hey,

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I'm not going to eat them today unless you guys

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pay me.

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Uh yeah, I'm gonna hold out.

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You could be a booger holdout.

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To go to my next high school reunion.

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Who knew the farmer hanky could be a threat.

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Oh god, that's disgusting. Uh no, I'm not doing that.

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And you can make a ton on your own YouTube

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channel just people watching it. Yeah, screw doctor pimple Popper.

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That's what I'm saying. It's Daniel Booger reader. That's the

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new TLC show. They just follow you around while you're

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just going in there and just just pulling them out

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and just ah, you know, you can put some hot

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sauce on them.

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When you're sick eat oysters.

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Yeah, I don't think boogers are an aphrodisiac.

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Ray till that's Aaron Rodgers tuche he looked turned on.

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into kids saying the meanest things from your own childhood

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or even adulthood, what's a booger eating instance that stands

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out in your mind?

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I had a seventh grade math teacher who would eat

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his boogers in class.

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League.

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Yeah, just anabash that he would just get in there,

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roll them around, and right in front of you, just uh,

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just pop it in his mouth.

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That's truly horrendous because I feel like most people know

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that eating your boogers in public is frowned upon. But

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I guess this guy either didn't know that or just

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didn't give a damn.

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I think it was an O. C. D tick, But

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he didn't pretty pretty frequently. Yeah, he probably about ten

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ten times during class at least.

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He would.

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He would get up in there and he'd look at

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it and roll around in his fingers. He'd look at

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it and then he'd just kind of stare and then

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put in his mouth Misquite Public schools.

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Okay, yeah, okay, that actually tracks arer Trey. Any standout

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bogger moments in your history?

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No, not really.

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I envy you. I have a couple. One is not

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to pick on quarterbacks, but I still remember seeing South

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Lake Zone Chase Daniel doing it on the sideline when

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he was in college. So Chase Daniel quarterback at South

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Lake Carol went on to have a successful career mostly

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as a backup in the NFL. And before that he

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was in college at Missouri Legend at Missouri right, and

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there was a game in which on the sideline he's

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digging in there and get some green gold and sucked

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it on down the other one though, that always stands

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out to me, and this one fascinates me to no

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end because I still remember one time was riding in

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the car with my dad and this was the old

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early eighties green with the wood paneling Pontiac station wagon.

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Nice.

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I feel like I wanted to set the scene for

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you guys when I relate this story to you, because

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the car matched the book. So my dad gets in

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there and you know, gets in there, and he's rooting

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around and he gets one, and then I see him

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rolling it and I look at it. I'm like, this

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looks kind of hard. It's like it's weird looking. It

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wasn't soft or squishy looking like most boggers are supposed

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to be. I know, I'm getting very descriptive here, but

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it's part of my story. So so then he did

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what most normal people do after you pick a boger,

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because let's be honest, picking booger's totally normal. They need

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to come out eating them. Yeah, so what you're supposed

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to do, and I think this is mostly accepted. You're

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just not supposed to do it. You know in public

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is you pick it and you flick it, right, Yeah,

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you pick it and you flick it. You can roll

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it in between all you want, but you pick it,

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you roll it, you flick it. You don't need it.

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My dad did that. He picked it, he rolled it,

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looked at it, and inspected it. Because I think he

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too was surprised at its consistency. And then he flicked

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it except when he was aiming for the crack in

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the window that was open, he missed, and it goes

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ping off of the window that is slightly rolled down.

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So it confirmed what I visually thought, which was it

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looks like a hard booger. Somehow he had picked a

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petrified booger out of his nose and ping and flicked

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it across the car and it hits the glass and uh,

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and then it lived on the floorboard of that nineteen

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eighties green Pontiac with a wood paneling.

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Oh okay, I thought you would say, like he flicked it,

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it hit the window and then blended in his mouth.

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That would have been disgusting and also kind of cool.

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Been awesome.

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Disgusting, Yeah, because I mean, if we're being honest, if

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you're going to be a booger eater, you might as

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well do it with some style.

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See, I just see it. We were telling that story.

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I see you helmet on in the car for some reason.

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It was shortly after he ran into the wood building.

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Yeah, just him that Actually that actually fits because I

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didn't start playing football until years after my parents split.

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So my dad never would have picked me up from

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football practice. So you're right. If I was in the

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car with my dad with a helmet on, it wouldn't

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because I was going to football practices, because I have

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I was head injury probe.

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Just this big giant pencil, and he's like, dear journal Dad,

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just a hard bugger with the big pencil that says Danny.

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The helmet said Danny too.

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Well, I had to know it was mine.

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From the other kid that had one.

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All right, Okay, so kids say the meanest things, right,

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kids say the meanest things. But these are the new

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signs that your old edition of kids say the meanest things.

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We're all of that age. Trey's already hit fifty, Raj.

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You're on the verge of it, having celebrated your forty

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ninth birthday just a couple of days ago. Happy birthday again.

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Yeah, thank you.

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And I'm getting up there as well. I'll, you know,

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be part of the fifty club before I'm aware of it.

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So I think if we were to all ask our

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young younger selves at fifty, would you consider yourself or

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anyone else old, we all would probably say yeah. Now

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that we're in that age, range. We're all thinking not

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a thing. So, I mean, we all kind of feel

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old physically, but I think in our hearts and minds

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we're still probably in our thirties. Ish.

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Yeah, my brain tells me I'm twenty six. My body

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disagrees with it all the time.

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Yep. I would say, my body says you're every bit

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of about to be forty five. But in my heart

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and in my mind, I'm more like thirty four. Gotcha, tray,

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what's your actual age versus the age you feel?

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Yeah, bodies definitely fifty. Mind I would say mid twenties.

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Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Yeah, same with mine. Well,

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my body's like, my mind's like, hey, you can play

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pickup basketball, and then my body goes, yeah, try that,

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see what happened.

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See that's why I feel thirty four because I'm not

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about to go play some pick up basketball because I

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know the only thing, only something bad, will come out

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of me playing pickup basketball.

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Yeah, my body goes, remember that time you were folding

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laundry and you pulled a muscle in your back so

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bad you were on the couch for two days. Yeah,

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go play, see what happened?

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Go run around and jumping stuff. Yeah right, so kids

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say the meanest things. You know, your old win edition.

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So someone went to a bunch of kids and or

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actually went to people that were told by kids that

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they're old, and they relayed the story of how a

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child told them they were old in new and embarrassing

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ways that seem innocuous. So you're having an interaction with

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a kid, you say or do something or reference something,

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and because of it, the kid looks up at you

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and says, oh, you're old. Here are some great examples.

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A kid told someone they were old because they were

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born in the nineteen hundreds, which technically is anyone over

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the age of twenty four her. Now, when you say

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the nineteen hundreds, that does sound old, But when you

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realize that's just anyone over the age of twenty fourth,

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that's not so bad. Other instances where kids were mean.

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A teacher got called old because she told her students

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she saw the original Shrek in a movie theater. Oh yeah, yep,

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I saw in the theater. Number three, someone got called

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Someone got called old by a kid because they used

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to have VHS tapes, and then someone else got called

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old because they knew what a DVD was.

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Oh yeah.

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A kid called someone old because they still use CDs

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in their car. Wow, it was a It was a

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big moment in our house when my wife finally agreed

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to let her CD collection go because she still had

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her book.

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Wow. Like the black go zip up with the.

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Sleeves hers was hers was green?

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Gotcha?

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You had carrier?

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My car stole has a SIXTISC CD changer.

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But do you use it?

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Uh?

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Yeah, I do as a drink holder.

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No, it's the it's in the glove box.

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Oh okay, gotchay. Some other instances, some other instances of

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a kid calling someone old. A parent said they found

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out they were old when their daughter called them out

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for still owning an iPod. A parent left someone a

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voicemail and their kids said only old people leave voicemails.

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A kid called someone old when they said YouTube didn't

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used to have ads. So if you remember the magical

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time before YouTube had ads, we're old. A guy's coworker

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told him he was old after he tossed something in

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the trash from a few feet away and yelled Kobe

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when it went in. Uh yeah, I'm old enough that

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when I did that, I yelled Jordan.

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Oh, okay, wow, yeah, I.

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Never did the Kobe thing. I was a Jordan kid.

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I'm old enough to go skyhook Kareem.

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That's what I did on my very first Nerve basketball.

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I was practicing my Kareem skyhooks in my bedroom with

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the with the Nerve Basketball goal hanging over my door.

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I was awesome in there. I was undefeated in my bedroom.

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That's right, that's right. Then you go Kareem a little skyhook.

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That was awesome, undefeated playing against yourself.

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I was. I wasn't gonna bring it up.

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But you did, Trey in your band in your bedroom.

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You tray.

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That poor Nerf ball.

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You're just an old head.

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Danny keeps asking for Nerf every year. He says, there's soft.

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You too, Rush. Thank you both, you old gembastards. And

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that's all I have to say about that.

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You're listening to the Treehouse. Visit us online a Treehouse

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Let's get Jaqueline from Brooks Plumbing into the Treehouse now

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for any and all of your plumbing once and needs.

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Give her a call two one four thirty six eight

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thirty eight thirty eight. The website Brooks Plumbing Texas dot

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com I know that there are some obvious signs of

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a water leak Jacqueline, but are there some more subtle

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signs that someone needs to pay attention to in their home.

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I had one lady who had mushrooms in her kitchen.

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She had mushrooms growing around the baseboards of her cabinets.

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I don't know how long this leak has been going on.

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I was like I would venture a guest to say

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quite some time. They were a minimum to to three

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inches tall, these little mushrooms, And that was a one

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time thing. I've been in this chair for seven years.

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I've only seen mushrooms in somebody's house once. And if

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your house is like that, and then a lot of

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people are ashamed to have people in their in their

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house because of the stage of the condition of their house.

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We have when I tell you we've.

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Seen everything, you do not have to vacuum before we

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get there. And if you've we've been into many a

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hoarder houses. That happens, and so we don't judge. So

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we might find it interesting, and we might talk about

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it a couple of years down the line, but we

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we don't care because we want you to have a

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good quality of life. So there's a little bit of

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never feel embarrassed if you need a.

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Plumber, including if you have mushrooms growing in your house,

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I recommend not.

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The edible kind like hers. It's not like she had

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a habit and she was growing them for fun. Like

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in the closet. This was like coming up out of

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the ground inside it.

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These are these are These are the bad rooms, not

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the fun trooms. If you've got the bad rooms, you

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call Jacqueline fun trooms. I'll let you work that out

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with her separately. Two one four three six eight thirty

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eight thirty eight is the number for Brooks Plumbing. Two

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one four three six eight thirty eight thirty eight and

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again that website Brooks Plumbing Texas dot com.

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That's cook dfw dot com and just one more time

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for good measure. You, Trey gu Roj all right, good, alright, cool,

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if either of you we're just stupid, stupid rich. Would

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you ever own a sky mansion?

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What is a sky mansion?

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I am glad you asked. I'm gonna tell you. Rich

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people are now building mansions on top of skyscrapers. I

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don't know if sky mansions the official term. That's just

469
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what I'm calling it. But it's not just your typical

470
00:26:31.079 --> 00:26:33.839
penthouse apartment type of thing. This isn't like, you know,

471
00:26:33.960 --> 00:26:37.279
Trump getting the penthouse at Trump Tower. This isn't Tony

472
00:26:37.400 --> 00:26:41.000
Stark getting the penthouse out Avengers Tower. This is an

473
00:26:41.039 --> 00:26:47.039
honest to god mansion looking house on top of a building,

474
00:26:47.079 --> 00:26:52.799
on top of a skyscraper. So it doesn't match, but

475
00:26:52.839 --> 00:26:55.319
there are rich people that are doing this. There's a

476
00:26:55.319 --> 00:27:00.039
photo that's gone viral of a sprawling mansion sitting on

477
00:27:00.160 --> 00:27:04.279
top of a thirty three story building in India. You

478
00:27:04.319 --> 00:27:08.880
show this to you guys real quick, So there it is.

479
00:27:09.359 --> 00:27:12.319
It looks like artificial intelligence, but it's not. This is

480
00:27:12.359 --> 00:27:14.559
a real photo. That's a building in India. It's very

481
00:27:14.640 --> 00:27:16.839
nice modern building with glass and stuff. And then at

482
00:27:16.839 --> 00:27:19.599
the top, it just looks like a huge platform on

483
00:27:19.680 --> 00:27:21.480
top of it, And on top of that platform is

484
00:27:21.480 --> 00:27:24.839
a huge mansion. And it's got a pool, it's got

485
00:27:24.839 --> 00:27:28.319
a nice garden yard area, and it's one two, three stories.

486
00:27:28.640 --> 00:27:31.920
And if it looks familiar, it's because it is intentionally

487
00:27:31.960 --> 00:27:35.640
designed to look like the White House in Washington, DC.

488
00:27:37.200 --> 00:27:40.200
The man who built it started construction more than a

489
00:27:40.279 --> 00:27:45.319
decade ago. It's reportedly cost over twenty million dollars, which,

490
00:27:45.359 --> 00:27:47.759
if I'm being honest, seems kind of reasonable when you

491
00:27:47.799 --> 00:27:51.440
look at the photo and the construction. You know, constraints

492
00:27:51.440 --> 00:27:55.599
on top of the building that high up. Anyway, there's more.

493
00:27:57.279 --> 00:27:59.920
A reporter called it an extreme example of a trend

494
00:28:00.079 --> 00:28:02.680
that's been picking up steam. The world's wealthiest people are

495
00:28:02.720 --> 00:28:07.200
bored with their normal penthouses and want something more impressive. Now,

496
00:28:07.200 --> 00:28:09.880
in this guy's situation, the guy that owns this particular

497
00:28:10.279 --> 00:28:12.480
sky mansion, he may never get to live in it

498
00:28:12.519 --> 00:28:15.480
because he fled India in twenty sixteen after he was

499
00:28:15.519 --> 00:28:21.039
accused of fraud money laundering. His name is VJ. Malaya,

500
00:28:21.440 --> 00:28:23.160
and if he ever goes back, they will throw him

501
00:28:23.200 --> 00:28:25.880
in jail. He's the former chairman of United spirits, one

502
00:28:25.880 --> 00:28:28.839
of the largest liquor companies in the world.

503
00:28:29.480 --> 00:28:30.240
King Fisher Beer.

504
00:28:31.440 --> 00:28:33.599
Oh, is that one of their products?

505
00:28:33.799 --> 00:28:36.839
Yes, it's Vijmalia. He has one of the greatest stories ever.

506
00:28:38.359 --> 00:28:40.519
He I'm sure you guys heard the story about the

507
00:28:40.519 --> 00:28:42.400
guy who walks. This Indian guy walks into a bank

508
00:28:42.440 --> 00:28:44.279
in New York and asks for a loan for two

509
00:28:44.359 --> 00:28:48.039
hundred and fifty dollars. He asked for a loan for

510
00:28:48.039 --> 00:28:48.920
twenty five hundred dollars.

511
00:28:49.039 --> 00:28:51.960
Sorry, five, I'm from the raj I'm from Texas. The

512
00:28:52.039 --> 00:28:54.119
version of this joke I've heard, I wouldn't ever want

513
00:28:54.119 --> 00:28:54.599
to repeat.

514
00:28:54.920 --> 00:28:56.759
No, he walks into a bank and asks for a

515
00:28:56.759 --> 00:28:58.400
loan for twenty five hundred dollars, and he says, I

516
00:28:58.440 --> 00:29:04.039
have my ferrari for collateral, and they're like sure, And

517
00:29:04.079 --> 00:29:06.680
he's like, just can you I'll pull it up. I mean,

518
00:29:06.680 --> 00:29:09.400
if you'll put it in the safe, you can have

519
00:29:09.440 --> 00:29:11.559
my for collateral. I'll be I'm going out of the

520
00:29:11.559 --> 00:29:13.319
country for two weeks. When I come back, I'll pay

521
00:29:13.359 --> 00:29:17.240
the loan back. And they're like sure. Comes back after

522
00:29:19.000 --> 00:29:21.359
two weeks and his interest on the loan is two

523
00:29:21.400 --> 00:29:23.720
hundred and fifty dollars so he pays the give the

524
00:29:23.759 --> 00:29:25.559
twenty five hundred dollars back plus the two hundred and

525
00:29:25.559 --> 00:29:27.920
fifty dollars, and they're like, we looked you up. You're

526
00:29:27.960 --> 00:29:30.960
the owner of King Fisher Beer or Vijmalia. Why would

527
00:29:30.960 --> 00:29:33.720
you need a loan for two hundred for twenty five

528
00:29:33.799 --> 00:29:35.440
hundred dollars? He goes, I didn't, But where can you

529
00:29:35.480 --> 00:29:36.960
park a ferrari in New York for two hundred and

530
00:29:36.960 --> 00:29:38.119
fifty dollars for two weeks?

531
00:29:39.599 --> 00:29:43.039
I always thought that was just like made up tail.

532
00:29:43.599 --> 00:29:47.000
Nope, that's Jim Mollia. That's his claim to fame besides

533
00:29:47.440 --> 00:29:48.759
fraud and money laundry.

534
00:29:50.480 --> 00:29:56.400
Yeah, sometimes success goes to people's brains. Yeah so yeah,

535
00:29:56.440 --> 00:30:00.480
So he's not the only one that is going forward

536
00:30:00.519 --> 00:30:03.200
with this sky mansion trend. There are some other examples.

537
00:30:04.720 --> 00:30:08.960
There's a sky penthouse which is located atop the tour

538
00:30:09.079 --> 00:30:12.799
Odeon de Monte Carlo, created by an architect and an

539
00:30:12.839 --> 00:30:16.519
interior designer with designer with fancy names. Considered to be

540
00:30:16.559 --> 00:30:19.960
one of the most expensive private residences in the world.

541
00:30:20.319 --> 00:30:22.759
They has to make the value here at four hundred

542
00:30:22.799 --> 00:30:26.720
million dollars. The sky, Yeah, the sky is what it's

543
00:30:26.720 --> 00:30:32.480
called a rare, extremely luxurious five story penthouse mansion. Imagine

544
00:30:32.519 --> 00:30:36.039
a Mediterranean villa plopped down on top of a five

545
00:30:36.119 --> 00:30:39.400
hundred and twenty foot tall building, an ode to uninhibited

546
00:30:39.440 --> 00:30:42.680
opulence that to some is a showing of impeccable taste

547
00:30:43.200 --> 00:30:46.160
and revolutionary architectural concept.

548
00:30:47.599 --> 00:30:51.720
Four hundred million dollars. I could, I'd come up with

549
00:30:52.480 --> 00:30:53.240
better things to do.

550
00:30:55.160 --> 00:30:59.240
Yeah, I'm kind of withy on that one.

551
00:30:59.240 --> 00:31:01.440
In India, I could, I would do. I could see that.

552
00:31:01.480 --> 00:31:03.559
I just don't know, like, how do you Is there

553
00:31:03.559 --> 00:31:05.960
an elevator that goes to the regular building that you

554
00:31:06.000 --> 00:31:08.200
can go down, up and down, Like, I don't see

555
00:31:08.279 --> 00:31:08.799
how he.

556
00:31:09.480 --> 00:31:11.599
Well, there's that. But also, when you have a home

557
00:31:11.720 --> 00:31:14.079
mat size on top of a skyscraper, you have your

558
00:31:14.079 --> 00:31:14.880
own helipad.

559
00:31:16.599 --> 00:31:18.119
So if you wanted to go to the grocery store,

560
00:31:18.119 --> 00:31:19.720
you have to take your helicopter every time.

561
00:31:20.119 --> 00:31:21.839
You're not going to the grocery store. If you have

562
00:31:21.880 --> 00:31:22.279
that house.

563
00:31:23.440 --> 00:31:25.640
I'm assuming they start they plan this when they're doing

564
00:31:25.640 --> 00:31:26.799
construction on the building.

565
00:31:27.400 --> 00:31:27.720
Uh.

566
00:31:27.799 --> 00:31:29.599
If not, I guess you could take an elevator to

567
00:31:29.640 --> 00:31:31.960
the top floor and then they could build a secondary

568
00:31:32.000 --> 00:31:35.359
elevator to your sky mansion.

569
00:31:36.000 --> 00:31:37.599
Yeah, yeah, I mean it.

570
00:31:37.519 --> 00:31:38.480
Seems like something like.

571
00:31:39.960 --> 00:31:42.720
Surprised, Like Dubai, it seems like this would be something

572
00:31:42.759 --> 00:31:44.319
that you know someone would be doing there.

573
00:31:44.640 --> 00:31:46.519
I agree, and maybe they are, we just don't know

574
00:31:46.519 --> 00:31:49.119
it yet. Like what's the uh, what's the the tallest

575
00:31:49.119 --> 00:31:53.039
building in Dubai. What's it called the Borch Khalifa that. Yeah,

576
00:31:53.400 --> 00:31:55.160
I'm surprised someone doesn't have a house on top of

577
00:31:55.160 --> 00:31:55.759
that thing yet.

578
00:31:56.119 --> 00:31:59.160
I would vomit every single time I woke up every day,

579
00:31:59.200 --> 00:32:01.680
I would vomit it and pass out. And then that's

580
00:32:01.680 --> 00:32:04.160
that's where I lived there. I don't move from the

581
00:32:04.160 --> 00:32:06.759
floor because I don't want to see the outside. I

582
00:32:06.839 --> 00:32:08.039
was in Dubai and they were like, do you want

583
00:32:08.039 --> 00:32:10.279
to go to the observation deck And I was like, nah,

584
00:32:10.319 --> 00:32:11.359
I'm good. No.

585
00:32:12.319 --> 00:32:15.640
I got woozy when we went years ago, Trey and

586
00:32:15.640 --> 00:32:17.880
I were there for a radio thing we got. I

587
00:32:17.920 --> 00:32:21.440
got woozy when they said step out. We're at the

588
00:32:21.519 --> 00:32:23.519
W hotel in Dallas. This is still when it was

589
00:32:23.880 --> 00:32:29.759
still pretty new, and it added that clear walk out thing,

590
00:32:30.160 --> 00:32:32.440
the sea through floor, and I was like hell no,

591
00:32:32.759 --> 00:32:34.759
and I certainly wasn't about to go step on it.

592
00:32:34.799 --> 00:32:37.200
After our six hundred pound friend Stacy had just stepped

593
00:32:37.200 --> 00:32:37.519
on it.

594
00:32:38.400 --> 00:32:40.000
No, and that's the same thing with like the Grand

595
00:32:40.000 --> 00:32:42.279
Canyon thing where you can go out and walk. No,

596
00:32:42.400 --> 00:32:46.160
I'm good, I'm good. I'll marvel at its wonder from

597
00:32:46.200 --> 00:32:47.319
the solid part of the earth.

598
00:32:48.079 --> 00:32:52.240
I have a hard time watching those videos on Instagram. Yeah,

599
00:32:52.240 --> 00:32:54.160
so I can't even fathom what it would be like

600
00:32:54.200 --> 00:32:54.799
in real life.

601
00:32:55.119 --> 00:32:58.319
I watched when The Dark Knight came out. I saw

602
00:32:58.319 --> 00:33:00.279
it in IMAX, and it's the opening scene where it

603
00:33:00.279 --> 00:33:03.000
goes over got like over New York, over got them

604
00:33:03.079 --> 00:33:06.200
city and it's like thirty seconds long, which is going

605
00:33:06.200 --> 00:33:08.359
through the whole city. And I was like, like I

606
00:33:08.440 --> 00:33:11.759
could like that was it's like you would eating boogers.

607
00:33:11.759 --> 00:33:14.640
I was like, hey, I'm with you.

608
00:33:14.680 --> 00:33:15.319
I can't do it.

609
00:33:15.359 --> 00:33:15.559
Man.

610
00:33:15.880 --> 00:33:18.240
Not only am I motion sick, but I'm also afraid

611
00:33:18.240 --> 00:33:18.640
of the height.

612
00:33:19.279 --> 00:33:22.000
Yeah, like I mean it's a movie. I'm like, it

613
00:33:22.039 --> 00:33:25.200
doesn't matter. This brain doesn't think logically when it comes

614
00:33:25.240 --> 00:33:25.839
to heights.

615
00:33:26.240 --> 00:33:30.359
No, oh, there's this is a good versus free all.

616
00:33:31.160 --> 00:33:32.880
Oh there's no, there's no overse.

617
00:33:32.680 --> 00:33:36.799
Eating boogers versus you know, an observation deck over like

618
00:33:36.839 --> 00:33:37.920
the Grand Canyon.

619
00:33:38.240 --> 00:33:42.200
Bowl of boogers, Buddy, let's go give me a spoon.

620
00:33:44.599 --> 00:33:46.599
Can I Can I dress the boogers up at all?

621
00:33:47.680 --> 00:33:47.920
Yeah?

622
00:33:48.000 --> 00:33:49.480
Can I put them in some frosted flakes?

623
00:33:49.880 --> 00:33:59.240
Yeah? Like for some textures, they're great.

624
00:34:00.920 --> 00:34:02.440
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625
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626
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627
00:34:12.199 --> 00:34:14.559
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628
00:34:16.239 --> 00:34:16.599
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629
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652
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that is Brooks Plumbing Texas dot com. Yeah, I'm not

653
00:35:47.519 --> 00:35:51.360
sure what it is about the heights. When I was

654
00:35:51.480 --> 00:35:55.119
a kid, I was fine going with riding roller coasters

655
00:35:55.159 --> 00:35:57.440
and things. Uh, but I think it was around the

656
00:35:57.480 --> 00:36:01.719
time I turned thirty I got really hyper aware of

657
00:36:01.760 --> 00:36:05.480
my surroundings and my eventual death, and I didn't want

658
00:36:05.480 --> 00:36:09.079
to do anything to speed up that death process. So, like,

659
00:36:09.119 --> 00:36:11.119
I remember the last roller coaster I was on, I

660
00:36:11.119 --> 00:36:12.760
think I was around thirty, and I was like, I

661
00:36:12.800 --> 00:36:15.519
can't do this, Yeah, I can't do this ever again.

662
00:36:15.519 --> 00:36:17.760
And all of a sudden, I was just kind of

663
00:36:17.760 --> 00:36:19.239
mortified about heights.

664
00:36:19.480 --> 00:36:21.400
Yeah, I did the Texas Star with my dad when

665
00:36:21.400 --> 00:36:25.199
I was like fourteen. But now I look at it,

666
00:36:25.239 --> 00:36:27.920
I'm like that, you're insane, Like that wouldn't I could

667
00:36:27.960 --> 00:36:30.679
never do that again. And I was like my like

668
00:36:30.800 --> 00:36:35.000
early twenties is when I was out. But every time

669
00:36:35.000 --> 00:36:37.519
I fly, I prefer a window seat and look out

670
00:36:37.519 --> 00:36:37.920
the window.

671
00:36:39.000 --> 00:36:42.559
See, that's something I can't reconcile with either. So like

672
00:36:42.599 --> 00:36:44.840
when we went to Washington a couple of months ago,

673
00:36:45.159 --> 00:36:47.920
you know, we're flying back and I had the window

674
00:36:48.000 --> 00:36:50.400
seat on this particular leg of the trip, and so

675
00:36:50.440 --> 00:36:53.440
I'm getting video and stuff because we're flying right around

676
00:36:53.480 --> 00:36:55.960
over the top of Mount Rainier. It's very cool, very pretty,

677
00:36:56.280 --> 00:36:58.039
and I have no problem doing the video of that.

678
00:36:58.159 --> 00:37:00.599
I don't know why, but if I was sitting on

679
00:37:00.679 --> 00:37:02.800
top of the very tippy top of Mount ran here,

680
00:37:02.880 --> 00:37:06.360
I pass out just from extreme anxiety and just whatever

681
00:37:06.840 --> 00:37:10.559
overcomes you physically and emotionally when you're at an extreme height.

682
00:37:10.760 --> 00:37:12.280
But I'm fine to look at it from an airplane.

683
00:37:12.280 --> 00:37:12.840
I don't know why.

684
00:37:13.280 --> 00:37:16.760
Yeah, this one like years ago with my parents' house,

685
00:37:16.920 --> 00:37:18.440
Like can you go? But I used to do it

686
00:37:18.440 --> 00:37:19.679
all the time when I was a kid. Can you

687
00:37:19.719 --> 00:37:22.039
go put the Christmas lights up on the roof. And

688
00:37:22.079 --> 00:37:23.719
I would climb up on the roof and I would

689
00:37:23.719 --> 00:37:25.400
get to the very edge and I would click, you know,

690
00:37:25.719 --> 00:37:27.519
clip the little lights all the way around. I was like,

691
00:37:28.559 --> 00:37:31.079
can we pay somebody? I will, I will. I will

692
00:37:31.079 --> 00:37:33.159
give somebody money to do this. And my Mom's like,

693
00:37:33.159 --> 00:37:34.199
I used to do this all the time when you

694
00:37:34.199 --> 00:37:35.800
were kid, and like things have changed. I will.

695
00:37:35.960 --> 00:37:38.679
I will pay as a kid. If I fall off

696
00:37:38.719 --> 00:37:39.960
the roof, I'll bounce back.

697
00:37:40.400 --> 00:37:40.599
Yeah.

698
00:37:40.679 --> 00:37:43.039
Well, if I fall off the roof, I'm dead.

699
00:37:43.760 --> 00:37:46.679
Yeah, or the anxiety is so much, I'm like, well,

700
00:37:46.719 --> 00:37:49.039
I live up here now, so I'm I'm roof I'm

701
00:37:49.119 --> 00:37:52.519
roof boy. That's that's who you. That's the claim to fame.

702
00:37:52.599 --> 00:37:55.079
My parents will have like, oh go look at we

703
00:37:55.199 --> 00:37:56.559
charged two dollars. There's a roof boy.

704
00:37:56.559 --> 00:37:59.440
Well, your nickname is better than mine, because apparently mine's

705
00:37:59.519 --> 00:37:59.960
nerf boy.

706
00:38:00.719 --> 00:38:02.840
Yes, poor nurse ball.

707
00:38:05.159 --> 00:38:09.519
It's been. It's been places see things.

708
00:38:11.159 --> 00:38:12.880
I don't like ya, y'all don't like that video.

709
00:38:12.960 --> 00:38:16.119
Like there's a video of a guy looks like he's

710
00:38:16.119 --> 00:38:18.199
climbed to the top of like working on a radio tower,

711
00:38:18.320 --> 00:38:20.239
very high up and the best way down is to

712
00:38:20.280 --> 00:38:21.039
parachute down.

713
00:38:21.960 --> 00:38:27.599
No, he better make he better make five billion dollars

714
00:38:27.639 --> 00:38:28.719
a year for that job.

715
00:38:28.880 --> 00:38:31.360
That's what that's that guy deserves Elon Musk money.

716
00:38:31.960 --> 00:38:33.719
Yes, that's correct.

717
00:38:34.199 --> 00:38:36.239
That the guy who's putting in real work.

718
00:38:36.960 --> 00:38:38.719
Yeah, if you have to, if you have to parachute

719
00:38:38.760 --> 00:38:41.800
after screwing in a ball on a radio tower, million

720
00:38:41.840 --> 00:38:42.920
dollars a year, that's.

721
00:38:42.800 --> 00:38:43.280
What you get.

722
00:38:43.320 --> 00:38:46.320
Because I'm fine with that. I'm fine as a taxpayer

723
00:38:46.320 --> 00:38:47.360
to help subsidize that.

724
00:38:47.760 --> 00:38:50.880
There you go, Yeah, that's where my Yeah, I'll send

725
00:38:50.880 --> 00:38:51.440
my money there.

726
00:38:51.920 --> 00:38:54.199
Yeah, I will. I will tip my hat to U,

727
00:38:54.280 --> 00:38:56.440
sir and say thank you very much. All right, So,

728
00:38:56.519 --> 00:39:01.000
speaking of things that are terrifying, and Trey, you gave

729
00:39:01.480 --> 00:39:04.320
me and Raj a versus an on the fly versus

730
00:39:04.400 --> 00:39:07.159
option of what was it again? A bow full of

731
00:39:07.199 --> 00:39:07.800
boogers and what?

732
00:39:08.840 --> 00:39:11.159
Or an option like the observation deck over the Grand Canyon.

733
00:39:13.000 --> 00:39:15.519
Yeah, I'm thinking I'm with Raj. Man, give me the

734
00:39:15.639 --> 00:39:19.679
give me the part of this complete disgusting breakfast of

735
00:39:20.079 --> 00:39:25.320
bowl of boogers. But yesterday, yesterday, I gave you guys

736
00:39:25.400 --> 00:39:28.880
a Halloween edition of Verses. That's where I showed you

737
00:39:30.440 --> 00:39:34.239
a stairwell and gave you the scenario. You're on the

738
00:39:34.239 --> 00:39:37.800
middle landing of a stairwell. If you want to escape

739
00:39:38.239 --> 00:39:40.599
down the stairs, you have to go through Jason Vortis.

740
00:39:41.039 --> 00:39:45.000
If you want to escape upstairs, you have to go

741
00:39:45.079 --> 00:39:48.760
through Michael Myers. Well, I've got a new version of

742
00:39:48.800 --> 00:39:53.239
that game for you both today. Okay, are you ready?

743
00:39:53.559 --> 00:39:53.800
Yep?

744
00:39:54.480 --> 00:40:02.400
Okay, let me get the right stuff going here. Here

745
00:40:02.440 --> 00:40:07.599
we are inside the Treehouse, another Halloween edition of verses.

746
00:40:09.320 --> 00:40:12.760
You gentlemen, are stuck on the middle landing of a

747
00:40:12.840 --> 00:40:25.440
dark stairwell. On the stairs above you is hang On,

748
00:40:26.519 --> 00:40:33.559
Hang On, Freddy Krueger. On the stairs below you is

749
00:40:33.760 --> 00:40:37.559
penny Wise, the clown from Stephen King's It. If you

750
00:40:37.760 --> 00:40:40.840
want to escape, you have to either go upstairs through

751
00:40:40.880 --> 00:40:46.239
Freddy Krueger or downstairs through Pennywise the clown. Which direction

752
00:40:46.480 --> 00:40:47.400
are you going?

753
00:40:49.719 --> 00:40:54.239
Well? If I see Freddy Krueger, that means I'm sleeping,

754
00:40:54.960 --> 00:40:57.000
So all I would have to do is wake myself up,

755
00:40:57.079 --> 00:40:58.800
and then he would be gone, and I could go

756
00:40:58.920 --> 00:41:03.079
up the stairs, uh and he would not be there,

757
00:41:03.400 --> 00:41:06.159
So I would I would choose the I would choose

758
00:41:06.199 --> 00:41:07.039
the sweater wear.

759
00:41:08.599 --> 00:41:12.079
The sweater in the fedora, Yes, got you, all right,

760
00:41:12.360 --> 00:41:15.480
I'll take the victim, hunt the burn victory, okay, right,

761
00:41:16.719 --> 00:41:19.840
because he might be a little slower to chase you down, Yeah,

762
00:41:19.920 --> 00:41:20.719
because it hurts.

763
00:41:21.880 --> 00:41:22.280
All right?

764
00:41:22.360 --> 00:41:24.440
Then in that case, Trey, let's hand it over to you.

765
00:41:24.440 --> 00:41:26.440
You're stuck on the middle landing. You need to escape,

766
00:41:26.480 --> 00:41:28.880
and you only have two options. Up through Freddy Krueger

767
00:41:29.000 --> 00:41:33.239
or down through penny Wise, the clown. Which direction are

768
00:41:33.280 --> 00:41:34.000
you gonna go?

769
00:41:34.480 --> 00:41:36.760
I believe at one point Freddy crossed over the threshold

770
00:41:36.880 --> 00:41:40.920
of sleep into real life, and uh, Freddy will be

771
00:41:40.960 --> 00:41:43.320
the number one all time. Scares the piss out of me,

772
00:41:43.559 --> 00:41:46.679
So I'm going down. I'll take my chances running over Pennywise.

773
00:41:47.159 --> 00:41:49.599
Really, I had no idea you were that afraid of

774
00:41:49.599 --> 00:41:50.719
fedoras and sweaters.

775
00:41:52.400 --> 00:41:53.480
You ever see me a hat?

776
00:41:56.000 --> 00:41:59.000
I've rarely seen you in a hat, never in a fidora,

777
00:41:59.039 --> 00:42:01.039
and I know for a fact I've never seen you

778
00:42:01.079 --> 00:42:02.239
in horizontal stripes.

779
00:42:04.320 --> 00:42:06.039
I want to buy him a fedora now.

780
00:42:07.760 --> 00:42:09.639
Well, I'm just glad you don't want to throw him

781
00:42:09.639 --> 00:42:10.079
in an oven.

782
00:42:10.840 --> 00:42:13.719
That's true. Yeah, I didn't know that he had crossed

783
00:42:13.719 --> 00:42:15.119
over into the land of the living.

784
00:42:15.760 --> 00:42:18.000
So if you were to put this back on me,

785
00:42:18.280 --> 00:42:21.559
I too, Raj. I am actually gonna go up the

786
00:42:21.599 --> 00:42:27.239
stairs and make my attempt through Freddy Krueger, because I remember,

787
00:42:27.960 --> 00:42:30.599
if I have the correct film, I believe it was

788
00:42:31.159 --> 00:42:34.239
Nightmare on Elm Street three, and that's when they are

789
00:42:34.320 --> 00:42:37.159
able to kick the everlove and crap out of Freddy

790
00:42:37.559 --> 00:42:41.599
a bunch, And that one gave me hope. Also, if

791
00:42:41.639 --> 00:42:44.960
I happened to lose, Freddy's just gonna slice and dice

792
00:42:45.039 --> 00:42:48.960
me with his nasty knive hands, right yes, whereas penny

793
00:42:49.000 --> 00:42:51.960
Wise can morph into some really treacherous things and eat

794
00:42:52.000 --> 00:42:54.840
you with rows of teeth and things, and it's just awful,

795
00:42:54.840 --> 00:42:57.119
and then he's gonna eat you afterwards. So I think,

796
00:42:57.400 --> 00:42:59.159
I think I'm also gonna go up the stairs and

797
00:42:59.199 --> 00:43:01.280
take on the Fedora sweater man.

798
00:43:01.840 --> 00:43:04.719
But but can't you just like distract penny Wise with

799
00:43:04.760 --> 00:43:06.960
like a red balloon? He just like walk past him,

800
00:43:06.960 --> 00:43:09.000
hand him one, and he's like, oh, shiny red balloon.

801
00:43:10.679 --> 00:43:12.559
I don't think that distracts him. I think that's just

802
00:43:12.599 --> 00:43:14.880
more how you know he's around, gotcha?

803
00:43:15.000 --> 00:43:15.360
Okay?

804
00:43:15.719 --> 00:43:17.400
I thought that I thought I could hand him one

805
00:43:17.400 --> 00:43:19.239
and he'd be so mesmerized by it. I could slip

806
00:43:19.280 --> 00:43:20.760
by him. So I'm gonna stand out.

807
00:43:20.800 --> 00:43:23.000
If you had a child with you, you could distract

808
00:43:23.039 --> 00:43:26.360
him that way, throw the child at him.

809
00:43:26.599 --> 00:43:28.519
I would definitely do that. That's what that's what they're

810
00:43:28.559 --> 00:43:28.840
there for.

811
00:43:30.800 --> 00:43:33.719
If not a human shield, then at least a decoy.

812
00:43:34.360 --> 00:43:36.320
Yeah. I just kind of throw him at penny Wise

813
00:43:36.360 --> 00:43:41.760
and like he's yours now and yeah, but he's like,

814
00:43:41.800 --> 00:43:43.840
but I'm eight. I'm like, yeah, but you know, I

815
00:43:44.199 --> 00:43:46.559
can get over that. I've only known you eight years,

816
00:43:46.960 --> 00:43:49.199
You've only you've only been talking for six of those,

817
00:43:49.239 --> 00:43:51.400
so we really don't have a lot of conversation.

818
00:43:51.800 --> 00:43:55.079
So and I'm tired. I want to go to sleep,

819
00:43:55.079 --> 00:43:56.960
and I can't go to sleep if Freddy's running around.

820
00:43:57.320 --> 00:44:00.440
Yeah yeah, so I again, I I'm just gonna go

821
00:44:00.480 --> 00:44:02.440
back to the nightmare and Elville Street one and two

822
00:44:02.960 --> 00:44:04.519
where you just wake up and he's gone.

823
00:44:05.159 --> 00:44:05.400
Yeah.

824
00:44:05.440 --> 00:44:07.920
So I would wake myself up and then penny Wise

825
00:44:07.920 --> 00:44:09.800
would still be there, Freddy would be up there, and

826
00:44:09.800 --> 00:44:11.719
I just run up the stairs. I don't know where.

827
00:44:11.840 --> 00:44:13.519
I don't know where you go from there, because at

828
00:44:13.559 --> 00:44:14.679
some point you have to come down.

829
00:44:16.320 --> 00:44:18.360
Maybe that's where you got the the parachute on your

830
00:44:18.400 --> 00:44:19.920
back because you're one of those guys that does the

831
00:44:19.960 --> 00:44:21.360
light bulbs on top of radio towers.

832
00:44:21.559 --> 00:44:22.800
Oh, then we're dead.

833
00:44:28.119 --> 00:44:29.480
It's a tough reality, isn't it.

834
00:44:29.679 --> 00:44:31.880
Yeah, sad, but that's where I die.

835
00:44:31.920 --> 00:44:32.199
Now.

836
00:44:34.239 --> 00:44:38.440
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837
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839
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846
00:45:22.440 --> 00:45:26.840
All right, did anyone have Arnold Palmer's genitals on their

847
00:45:26.960 --> 00:45:30.679
presidential election bingo card? Uh?

848
00:45:31.159 --> 00:45:32.440
I'm gonna go with no.

849
00:45:33.519 --> 00:45:37.719
Okay, I didn't either, Trey not on your bingo card. Yeah,

850
00:45:37.840 --> 00:45:41.280
it wasn't on mine either, But that's uh. You know,

851
00:45:41.440 --> 00:45:47.239
presidential elections just they're different nowadays. They're not They're not

852
00:45:47.320 --> 00:45:55.199
the uh, the civilized years of do Caucus and uh

853
00:45:55.719 --> 00:45:59.599
and quail and idle. Look, things are weird in the

854
00:45:59.599 --> 00:46:02.920
twenty four century when it comes to politics, especially at

855
00:46:02.920 --> 00:46:06.119
the national federal level, when it comes to presidential politics.

856
00:46:06.679 --> 00:46:11.519
And well, you know, Trump is really good. I just

857
00:46:11.599 --> 00:46:13.239
kind of talking off the top of his head and

858
00:46:13.280 --> 00:46:16.480
saying random things that don't seem to have any relation

859
00:46:16.519 --> 00:46:19.440
to policy whatsoever. But we get little nuggets like this.

860
00:46:22.000 --> 00:46:24.800
But Arnold Palmer was all man, can I say that

861
00:46:24.880 --> 00:46:26.599
at all do respect to women?

862
00:46:26.599 --> 00:46:27.639
And I love women?

863
00:46:28.360 --> 00:46:30.840
But this guy, this.

864
00:46:30.760 --> 00:46:35.400
Guy, I was creepy when he says I love women.

865
00:46:35.760 --> 00:46:37.320
It's just so embarrassing.

866
00:46:37.960 --> 00:46:41.760
Anyway, this is at a campaign stop in La Trope, Pennsylvania.

867
00:46:41.800 --> 00:46:45.519
President Trump, just a handful of days ago, for whatever reason,

868
00:46:45.559 --> 00:46:48.159
brings up Arnold Palmer in the middle of his stump speech.

869
00:46:48.960 --> 00:46:51.800
But Arnold Palmer was all man, when I say that,

870
00:46:51.880 --> 00:46:54.639
at all do respect to women, and I love women.

871
00:46:55.360 --> 00:47:01.360
But this guy, this guy, this is a guy that

872
00:47:01.599 --> 00:47:02.599
was all man.

873
00:47:03.719 --> 00:47:05.760
His man was strong and tough.

874
00:47:06.840 --> 00:47:08.280
And I refused to say it.

875
00:47:08.320 --> 00:47:10.559
But when he took.

876
00:47:10.440 --> 00:47:13.039
Showers with the other pros they came out of there

877
00:47:13.119 --> 00:47:18.519
they said, oh my god, that's unbelievable.

878
00:47:19.800 --> 00:47:25.559
I had to say it. No, No, you didn't sophisticated him.

879
00:47:25.920 --> 00:47:29.079
I really did not need to know that Arnold Palmer

880
00:47:29.119 --> 00:47:30.559
could reach the green and won.

881
00:47:31.599 --> 00:47:33.199
Yeah, that's just a.

882
00:47:36.920 --> 00:47:39.840
Why Okay, look, if you want to share some fun

883
00:47:39.880 --> 00:47:44.320
stories to a podcast, but really, the only way I

884
00:47:44.400 --> 00:47:47.920
care about Arnold Palmer's name or genitals coming up in

885
00:47:47.960 --> 00:47:52.320
the middle of a presidential election cycle is if you're

886
00:47:52.360 --> 00:47:54.960
telling me that your tax cuts are going to be

887
00:47:55.079 --> 00:48:00.440
bigger than Arnold Palmer's, then then you've got my attention. Otherwise,

888
00:48:00.519 --> 00:48:03.599
I don't need to know about Arnold Palmer's genitals.

889
00:48:03.960 --> 00:48:06.079
Yeah, I don't need to know that that he wasn't

890
00:48:06.199 --> 00:48:11.119
using a putter, just whipped out his junk and it

891
00:48:11.159 --> 00:48:12.199
was like there we go.

892
00:48:12.559 --> 00:48:14.400
Uh, let the big dog eat.

893
00:48:15.000 --> 00:48:17.360
Yeah, that's just uh, that's just I mean, it's just

894
00:48:17.480 --> 00:48:18.320
so bizarre.

895
00:48:18.519 --> 00:48:21.960
Like I just wish you'd keep it presidential and you

896
00:48:21.960 --> 00:48:23.039
can just reference LBJ.

897
00:48:23.800 --> 00:48:28.800
Yeah. Yeah, go back to another Republican that's.

898
00:48:28.679 --> 00:48:32.559
Actually a Democrat. Was h No, I think you're right.

899
00:48:32.599 --> 00:48:35.440
If you're going to talk about, you know, presidential slits, say,

900
00:48:35.480 --> 00:48:36.880
we got to start with the one that we know

901
00:48:36.960 --> 00:48:39.840
the most that I think Johnson is actually named for

902
00:48:40.239 --> 00:48:43.480
the Johnson and that is LBJ, the King of.

903
00:48:43.519 --> 00:48:48.320
The Yeah, that's uh yeah, just I mean.

904
00:48:48.199 --> 00:48:53.079
He actually it was actually forgive the pun, but uh

905
00:48:53.199 --> 00:49:01.239
LBJ was actually inserted into you know, now not just

906
00:49:01.239 --> 00:49:04.679
political stuff, but it's the word I'm trying to think of, Trey.

907
00:49:06.480 --> 00:49:10.159
When you receive heads of state in the White House

908
00:49:10.199 --> 00:49:12.679
and you're supposed to entertain them like state dinners and things.

909
00:49:13.559 --> 00:49:14.679
It was its own diplomat.

910
00:49:15.679 --> 00:49:20.880
Yes, Lbj's had its own diplomatic community.

911
00:49:21.559 --> 00:49:22.519
Had its own embassy.

912
00:49:25.199 --> 00:49:26.760
I think there was actually a story. I don't know

913
00:49:26.800 --> 00:49:29.920
who it was, but LBJ would actually, you know, try

914
00:49:29.920 --> 00:49:32.199
to intimidate reporters and things. But I think he would

915
00:49:32.239 --> 00:49:35.880
also use his to intimidate other heads of state, like

916
00:49:35.920 --> 00:49:38.000
he would invite them to go skinny dipping in the pool.

917
00:49:38.920 --> 00:49:42.719
Well he would famously in the Oval office, he would

918
00:49:42.760 --> 00:49:46.000
not shut the door in the bathroom so everyone could

919
00:49:46.000 --> 00:49:50.519
see him in all his glory while he was peeing.

920
00:49:52.159 --> 00:49:55.840
Now did he ever do that while he was going

921
00:49:55.920 --> 00:50:00.639
number two? Or to just standing to go number one

922
00:50:00.719 --> 00:50:02.719
and showing it you could still take a drink while

923
00:50:02.719 --> 00:50:03.119
he stood.

924
00:50:03.519 --> 00:50:05.239
He was a remarkably crude man.

925
00:50:05.920 --> 00:50:08.239
Yes, yes, if you listen to any of the tapes.

926
00:50:08.320 --> 00:50:14.360
He was. He was very much so. But yeah, so yeah,

927
00:50:14.440 --> 00:50:17.880
that's just yeah, it's like it's like the is that

928
00:50:17.920 --> 00:50:19.679
an embassy in your panther? You're just happy to see me.

929
00:50:21.639 --> 00:50:24.400
I think had he actually run, uh, you know, for

930
00:50:24.400 --> 00:50:27.280
for re election, it really just would have been you know, Johnson.

931
00:50:27.000 --> 00:50:32.599
And Johnson, that's a vote I could get behind.

932
00:50:34.719 --> 00:50:43.000
Be careful though, Yeah, you're listening to the Treehouse.

933
00:50:43.639 --> 00:50:47.960
Visit is online that Treehouse on Air dot com.

934
00:50:48.000 --> 00:50:50.079
Actually behind it might be the safest place to be.

935
00:50:50.159 --> 00:51:04.719
Yep, that's what I was saying.

936
00:51:09.639 --> 00:51:11.159
You're in the Treehouse.

937
00:51:11.960 --> 00:51:17.800
Visit us online at Treehouse on air dot com.

938
00:51:18.039 --> 00:51:20.239
Like Aaron said, be sure to check out Treehouse on

939
00:51:20.480 --> 00:51:22.960
Air dot com for all things Treehouse, go to Treehouse

940
00:51:23.159 --> 00:51:27.800
on air dot com. We appreciate it. I know it's

941
00:51:27.800 --> 00:51:30.880
hard to follow Lbjay's schlong, but we're gonna try to

942
00:51:30.920 --> 00:51:33.320
do that here in the Treehouse. We're gonna do that

943
00:51:33.480 --> 00:51:37.760
by visiting our brothers to the north. And what I

944
00:51:37.800 --> 00:51:41.039
mean by that is we're gonna go to Oklahoma, and

945
00:51:41.239 --> 00:51:44.079
specifically we're gonna go to Tulsa and I'm gonna ask

946
00:51:44.119 --> 00:51:47.199
you guys a question here. Then I'm planning on asking

947
00:51:48.280 --> 00:51:52.079
the same question to our brothers here in the Treehouse

948
00:51:52.159 --> 00:51:57.000
network from offeat the light side of law enforcement, actual

949
00:51:57.039 --> 00:52:04.239
police officers. But I'll start with you trade. If you

950
00:52:04.360 --> 00:52:08.559
were a cop, would you rather be shot at? Not

951
00:52:08.639 --> 00:52:11.119
shot just shot at? If you were a cop, would

952
00:52:11.159 --> 00:52:15.840
you rather be shot at or interact with this type

953
00:52:15.960 --> 00:52:20.800
of person? Early last Thursday, a pursuit let officers of

954
00:52:20.840 --> 00:52:23.880
the Tulsa Police Department to arrest a man clutching a python.

955
00:52:25.360 --> 00:52:28.880
Pretty sure they mean a snake, not a python weapon

956
00:52:29.119 --> 00:52:33.639
or you know, double on tondo for them. According to TPD,

957
00:52:33.800 --> 00:52:37.280
officers saw a white Acura near Archer and North Sheridan

958
00:52:37.360 --> 00:52:40.119
in motion with headlights around four forty am. Officers pulled

959
00:52:40.119 --> 00:52:41.800
the car over and spoke to the driver, who police

960
00:52:41.840 --> 00:52:45.719
say refused to provide them with his identification or insurance,

961
00:52:47.239 --> 00:52:52.960
saying the suspect did not claim to be a sovereign citizen,

962
00:52:53.039 --> 00:52:57.119
he did continue to use terms commonly associated with the group.

963
00:52:57.559 --> 00:53:00.280
He reportedly told officers he was traveling and he did

964
00:53:00.320 --> 00:53:03.119
not have a license. He also said driving without a

965
00:53:03.119 --> 00:53:09.760
headlight is not a crime. After about twenty minutes of

966
00:53:09.800 --> 00:53:14.320
discussing with him, he was informed that he was under arrest.

967
00:53:15.360 --> 00:53:18.639
Then he drove off tried to escape, leading police on

968
00:53:18.679 --> 00:53:21.519
a short chase to a nearby home. He bailed out

969
00:53:21.519 --> 00:53:24.039
of his car and tried running away from the officers

970
00:53:24.079 --> 00:53:27.400
while holding the snake. Eventually, police wrestled him down to

971
00:53:27.480 --> 00:53:31.679
the ground and arrested him. Raj, are you familiar with

972
00:53:31.760 --> 00:53:35.960
sovereign citizens? No, They truly are some of the worst

973
00:53:36.000 --> 00:53:42.440
type of people that walked the United States. Because these

974
00:53:42.480 --> 00:53:44.320
people exist in other countries, I don't know if I've

975
00:53:44.320 --> 00:53:46.880
ever heard of a sovereign citizen type in Canada you

976
00:53:46.920 --> 00:53:48.519
share use Hell, don't hear about him in Russia or

977
00:53:48.599 --> 00:53:51.800
China for obvious reasons. These are the people, and Trey,

978
00:53:51.840 --> 00:53:53.559
please help me with this, because it's been a while

979
00:53:53.599 --> 00:53:57.519
since I've dug too far deep into this sovereign citizen wormhole.

980
00:53:58.559 --> 00:54:01.960
They feel like modern laws do not apply to them,

981
00:54:02.280 --> 00:54:07.880
and that includes drivers, licenses, registrations, inspections, and all that stuff,

982
00:54:07.880 --> 00:54:10.039
because they feel like just driving anywhere in a car,

983
00:54:10.119 --> 00:54:13.360
it's their right to just travel as they see fit

984
00:54:13.480 --> 00:54:17.239
without any encumbrances or registrations or restrictions.

985
00:54:17.760 --> 00:54:19.519
Gotcha so pretty.

986
00:54:19.280 --> 00:54:23.920
Much that and they believe for the most part that uh,

987
00:54:24.039 --> 00:54:27.880
the government is not above them, and they can they

988
00:54:27.880 --> 00:54:30.079
can do as they please, and everything has to be

989
00:54:30.119 --> 00:54:32.679
its basically goes back to a common law and for

990
00:54:33.559 --> 00:54:35.360
you know, you to get a traffic take everything, you know,

991
00:54:35.880 --> 00:54:38.719
it has to be an aggrieved party and an injured party.

992
00:54:39.000 --> 00:54:42.159
They challenge the sovereignty of the courts and the jurisdiction

993
00:54:42.239 --> 00:54:43.360
of the courts.

994
00:54:43.079 --> 00:54:45.119
It's a bunch of bill.

995
00:54:46.199 --> 00:54:47.840
Yeah, you could just say white dudes. You could just

996
00:54:47.840 --> 00:54:50.360
say white dudes with warrants.

997
00:54:49.320 --> 00:54:54.519
Oh no, no, this is this is not a whites

998
00:54:54.559 --> 00:54:55.320
only situation.

999
00:54:55.480 --> 00:55:00.800
This is one of those that everywhere, Yeah, it's everywhere.

1000
00:55:02.639 --> 00:55:07.239
Sovereign citizens are pretty militant. It might be a toss

1001
00:55:07.320 --> 00:55:11.440
up between who's more militant, a sovereign citizen or a vegan.

1002
00:55:12.519 --> 00:55:14.639
Oh wow, okay.

1003
00:55:14.400 --> 00:55:18.159
Yeah, so that tells you the severity of the sovereign

1004
00:55:18.239 --> 00:55:19.119
citizen situation.

1005
00:55:19.239 --> 00:55:23.800
Yea, my favorite judge because they reference sovereign citizens love

1006
00:55:23.840 --> 00:55:27.480
to do this traveling thing where they're not operating vehicle commercially,

1007
00:55:27.519 --> 00:55:29.840
so they're just traveling and traveling is permitted by the

1008
00:55:29.880 --> 00:55:32.480
Supreme Court in this son. And there's one judges in Texas.

1009
00:55:32.519 --> 00:55:34.199
I don't know where I want to say around Houston.

1010
00:55:34.480 --> 00:55:36.440
But he goes, yeah, you're right. You're free to travel.

1011
00:55:36.559 --> 00:55:38.880
You can walk your happy ass anywhere you want to go,

1012
00:55:39.199 --> 00:55:41.920
you just can't drive a car, right, Yeah.

1013
00:55:41.920 --> 00:55:44.039
And that's how that's how Texas courts handled and in

1014
00:55:44.039 --> 00:55:47.280
this case in Tulsa with the police officers, they had

1015
00:55:47.280 --> 00:55:49.880
to tell this particular sovereign citizen want to be that

1016
00:55:50.159 --> 00:55:53.599
while he might be free to travel by foot anywhere

1017
00:55:53.599 --> 00:55:56.079
he wants to go, he's sure as hell can't drive

1018
00:55:56.119 --> 00:55:58.559
that way, and you share his hell can't drive with

1019
00:55:58.679 --> 00:56:01.159
what they found to be ninety two grams of fentanyl

1020
00:56:01.239 --> 00:56:03.960
marijuana products in close to five thousand dollars in cash

1021
00:56:04.000 --> 00:56:04.800
inside the vehicle.

1022
00:56:05.840 --> 00:56:10.840
Oh he's a sovereign drug dealer. Okay, Yeah, that's good.

1023
00:56:11.280 --> 00:56:16.000
I like it. Yeah, I like to travel with cocaine.

1024
00:56:17.559 --> 00:56:18.880
With deadly narcotics.

1025
00:56:18.960 --> 00:56:21.719
Yes, yeah, that's it's my right to have a python

1026
00:56:22.239 --> 00:56:23.719
and and fentanyl.

1027
00:56:24.159 --> 00:56:24.519
That's right.

1028
00:56:24.559 --> 00:56:27.079
I forgot about the snake too. I don't even know.

1029
00:56:27.159 --> 00:56:28.960
I don't even know if it's legal in Oklahoma to

1030
00:56:29.000 --> 00:56:30.840
have pythons.

1031
00:56:30.880 --> 00:56:32.599
Of course it is, it's Oklahoma.

1032
00:56:32.840 --> 00:56:32.960
Uh.

1033
00:56:33.800 --> 00:56:37.000
You can't have a you can't have a full percentage beer,

1034
00:56:37.079 --> 00:56:40.079
but you can have a snake in fentanyl. I think

1035
00:56:40.079 --> 00:56:43.360
that's I think that's this state flag is just fentanyl

1036
00:56:43.360 --> 00:56:43.880
and a snake.

1037
00:56:46.119 --> 00:56:50.800
The sovereign citizen was arrested by Tulsa PD four eluding

1038
00:56:52.039 --> 00:56:56.440
trafficking fentanyl, drug possession. And this is an after former

1039
00:56:56.480 --> 00:57:00.519
conviction of a felony obstruction, resisting arrest, operate a vehicle

1040
00:57:00.519 --> 00:57:02.840
with no headlights, no driver's license, and no insurance.

1041
00:57:03.360 --> 00:57:03.719
Uh.

1042
00:57:03.800 --> 00:57:06.800
The Tulsa Police also did say the snake was released

1043
00:57:06.880 --> 00:57:10.920
to a friend and was not physically injured. Unfortunately, we

1044
00:57:11.000 --> 00:57:13.800
cannot determine what mental anguish the snake has endured through

1045
00:57:13.840 --> 00:57:19.960
this process. Has there sense of humor?

1046
00:57:20.320 --> 00:57:23.360
Yeah, the mental health of the snake is being evaluated.

1047
00:57:25.360 --> 00:57:30.079
I like it to protect and serve, but also to care.

1048
00:57:37.360 --> 00:57:37.639
I don't.

1049
00:57:37.800 --> 00:57:37.920
Uh.

1050
00:57:38.360 --> 00:57:39.840
Good job on this one, Tulsa PB.

1051
00:57:40.360 --> 00:57:41.960
Yeah, all right.

1052
00:57:42.000 --> 00:57:44.960
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1053
00:57:44.960 --> 00:57:47.360
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1054
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1055
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1056
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1057
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