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June 17, 2025

Dick Tips | Wednesday April 30, 2025

Dick Tips | Wednesday April 30, 2025

We start off today with Dan telling us about Dick Tips, then very unique baby names by state, a weiner dog that got out of the bush, and a guy who broke out of jail with only 2 days left in his sentence. But first, Birthdays! LINKS: Funeral home mogul…

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June 17, 2025

Wanna Get Away?? | Tuesday April 29, 2025

Wanna Get Away?? | Tuesday April 29, 2025

We start off today learning about the lady aboard a SWA flight that got naked and crapped in her seat when they landed, a guy who jumped out of a window because he was tired of arguing with his GF, the NFL draft, Raj revels in Dan and Trey's whiteness…

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June 17, 2025

Billy Ray Is Doing What??? | Monday April 28, 2025

Billy Ray Is Doing What??? | Monday April 28, 2025

We start off this week in the oddest of places, Billy Ray Cyrus' personal life and why he is giving hope to a lot of men. Next, we discuss how much guys time we actually need, a possible cure for strokes, internal decapitation, and a most interesting version of Achy…

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June 17, 2025

F**k More Chicken | Friday April 25, 2025

F**k More Chicken | Friday April 25, 2025

It's FRIIIIIIIIIDAAAAAAAY! We have dating and relationship advice, a smart way to fix a stupid problem, what we used to do in Mesquite, and Jerry drops a few bad puns. PLUS: Birthdays and The Treehouse Top 5! LINKS: (https://www.tiktok.com/@mdg650hawk7thacct/video/7445565282782940446) Literally, Don't Have A Cow, New York Man! | The Smoking…

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June 17, 2025

Whack-A-Pope | Thursday April 24, 2025

Whack-A-Pope | Thursday April 24, 2025

How do you check if the Pope is dead? You will find out in this episode. Plus, the boys talk zombie fungus, football, and Easter on the Texas coast. PLUS: What about Frank and Bill? LINKS: (https://www.msn.com/en-us/weather/topstories/once-in-a-lifetime-snowstorm-hits-the-south-see-where-the-snow-set-records/ar-AA1xExmF?ocid=entnewsntp&pc=SSJS&cvid=96093d58fffa4782a63a2b6e481d6c6d&ei=30) (https://www.fox4news.com/news/urinal-divorce-papers-bucket-beans-uber-shares-its-2025-lost-found-index) Pope post-mortem tradition includes three blows to head with hammer | World…

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June 17, 2025

The SpaceTime Continuum-We Got This | Wednesday April 23, 2025

The SpaceTime Continuum-We Got This | Wednesday April 23, 2025

We start off today talking about someone caught smuggling drugs internally, then discuss whether we are messing with the space time continuum and all the bad things that might happen, did aliens turn Russian troops into stone, Amanda Bynes has an OnlyFans, Dogma, and Red Robin trying to do too…

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June 17, 2025

What's The Tea Bagging With Dan and Raj | Tuesday April 22, 2025

What's The Tea Bagging With Dan and Raj | Tuesday April 22, 2025

Topic wise, today's show can be broken down into 3 different things. First, we talk about the passing of Pope Francis and the conclave, Star Wars and the announcement of Starfighter with Ryan Gosling, and our new segment What's The Tea Bagging with Dan and Raj. LINKS: Pope Francis, 266th…

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June 17, 2025

Thanks Siri and F#@K You | Monday April 21, 2025

Thanks Siri and F#@K You | Monday April 21, 2025

We start off the week with a story about an 88 year old woman who lost her house in a sex toy fire. Next, Raj and Trey have some hope because GenZ girls might be into dating older men, why you shouldn't be polite with AI, Kinki Kelli is tinkling…

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June 17, 2025

Like A Happy Meal | Friday April 18, 2025

Like A Happy Meal | Friday April 18, 2025

Today we learn about moon phases with Jerry, ping pong shows in Taiwan with Raj, and what the boys scored on their SATs. Want more stupid? How about the Kardashian's exes basketball team and accidental racial slurs? OH and birthdays! LINKS: (https://www.tiktok.com/@mdg650hawk7thacct/video/7445565282782940446) (https://www.astronomy.com/space-exploration/the-first-space-hotel-plans-to-open-in-2027/) April’s full moon is a ‘micromoon.’ Here’s…

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June 17, 2025

We are NOT Perfect | Thursday April 17, 2025

We are NOT Perfect | Thursday April 17, 2025

What Dan did do to get out of a test? You can find out in today's show, along with when NOT to call AAA, who hears better, and why you should carry a run gun. PLUS: A super smart kid and dumb sh*t left behind in Ubers! LINKS: (https://www.msn.com/en-us/weather/topstories/once-in-a-lifetime-snowstorm-hits-the-south-see-where-the-snow-set-records/ar-AA1xExmF?ocid=entnewsntp&pc=SSJS&cvid=96093d58fffa4782a63a2b6e481d6c6d&ei=30) Woman…

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June 17, 2025

You Can Make Coffee At Home??? | Wednesday April 16, 2025

You Can Make Coffee At Home??? | Wednesday April 16, 2025

We're joined today by Ashli Agraz from Paws In The City, a no kill animal shelter in DFW, to talk about the 3rd Annual Vermafest, celebrating the life of Mark Verma, a man who loved homeless animals and hard rock. We also talk about GenZ's hatred of the thumbs up…

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June 17, 2025

Kidd With Two Ds | Tuesday April 15, 2025

Kidd With Two Ds | Tuesday April 15, 2025

We're joined today by our old friend Billy The Kidd from Mix 102.9. We start off the day watching a guy folding fitted sheets for a crowd, and it's impressive. Then we discuss the stupidity of radio names, talking back, ain't no party like a diddy party, Radiohead Sucks, and…

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June 17, 2025

It's Always The Husband's Fault | Monday April 14, 2025

It's Always The Husband's Fault | Monday April 14, 2025

We start off the week with a bang. First, Dan plays a game of "Tell us you're getting old without telling us you're old". Then, we learn about a teacher who slept with a student and blamed her husband. Next, we talk about SWA and the new baggage wars, a…

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June 17, 2025

How Do Tribbles Trib? | Friday April 11, 2025

How Do Tribbles Trib? | Friday April 11, 2025

The boys let their nerd out! We talk Star wars, Star Trek, Battlestar Galactica, space hotels, and an underwater pyramid that may change history! BONUS STUPID: Assault with a deadly soup and the one and only Showtyme Home Furnishings! LINKS: (https://www.tiktok.com/@mdg650hawk7thacct/video/7445565282782940446) Man allegedly poured scalding hot soup on girlfriend for…

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June 17, 2025

We've Gone Black | Thursday April 10, 2025

We've Gone Black | Thursday April 10, 2025

Rebekah Black joins us in the Treehouse today! She and the boys talk movies (like Goonies 2 and Gremlins 3) and science gone to the dogs. BONUS: The Treehouse Top 5 things NOT to do at a Job Interview! LINKS: (https://www.msn.com/en-us/weather/topstories/once-in-a-lifetime-snowstorm-hits-the-south-see-where-the-snow-set-records/ar-AA1xExmF?ocid=entnewsntp&pc=SSJS&cvid=96093d58fffa4782a63a2b6e481d6c6d&ei=30) ‘The Goonies’ cast on lasting bond, talks of a…

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June 17, 2025

Speedy Gonzales | Wednesday April 09, 2025

Speedy Gonzales | Wednesday April 09, 2025

We start off today learning about a real life Speedy Gonzales, who is quite the criminal. Then we talk about jobs, job interviews, Dak Prescott, and tales from a real life HR lady. Then, we learn about a man who has emotional support tigers, and you'll never guess where he…

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June 17, 2025

Squirrelly McNutface | Tuesday April 08, 2025

Squirrelly McNutface | Tuesday April 08, 2025

We're joined today by the wonderful Tara Ward @tara995wolf from 99.5 The Wolf. We start off talking about the old days when everyone had a chopper, then a youtube dipshit that goes to a forbidden island and litters, a naked man walks into a Family Dollar, you can name a…

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June 17, 2025

Tone Bell | Monday April 07, 2025

Tone Bell | Monday April 07, 2025

We start off today talking about the amount of time guys spend in the bathroom and what they're hiding from and banning unhealthy foods. Then, we bring on our old friend Tone Bell to talk about the upcoming 2nd season of Survival of The Thickest, who he pissed off at…

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June 17, 2025

Weiner in the Bush | Friday April 4, 2025

Weiner in the Bush | Friday April 4, 2025

There's a lot going on in Texas this week: Cock fighting in Hunt County, senate bills in Austin, and and a dude with Meth nestled between his butt cheeks at the border. But in Australia... there was a weiner in the bush. LINKS: (https://www.tiktok.com/@mdg650hawk7thacct/video/7445565282782940446) 21 arrested at active cockfight in…

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June 17, 2025

Goodbye Val | Thursday April 3, 2025

Goodbye Val | Thursday April 3, 2025

Today we remember the greatness that was Val Kilmer. From Top Secret to Top Gun, we celebrate the real genius that gave us Iceman, Batman, Jim Morrison, and both Wyatt Earp and Doc Holliday. You're all our Huckleberry. LINKS: (https://www.msn.com/en-us/weather/topstories/once-in-a-lifetime-snowstorm-hits-the-south-see-where-the-snow-set-records/ar-AA1xExmF?ocid=entnewsntp&pc=SSJS&cvid=96093d58fffa4782a63a2b6e481d6c6d&ei=30) Val Kilmer, 'Top Gun' and 'Batman Forever' star, dies at…

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June 17, 2025

Truck Nuts | Wednesday April 02, 2025

Truck Nuts | Wednesday April 02, 2025

We open the show pondering a significant question: Why is Idaho trying to ban truck nuts? Is it that big of a problem? Next, we'll read a very well written obituary, learn why a woman was running naked in DFW airport, a preacher who held his congregation hostage, and Dan…

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June 17, 2025

Telephobia | Tuesday April 01, 2025

Telephobia | Tuesday April 01, 2025

In this episode we'll discuss Gen Z and their telephobia, bad fashiion, but love of granpa sneakers. Why fake eyelashes need to go (and their origin story), and we'll learn how a plumber gets revenge. But first, Birthdays! LINKS: Gen Z are taking telephobia courses to learn the lost art…

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June 17, 2025

Raiders Of The Lost Clown | Monday March 31, 2025

Raiders Of The Lost Clown | Monday March 31, 2025

Today's show is really about two things: a clown in Florida and a CIA program that used psychics to find The Ark. What more could you ask for? LINKS: Bodycam shows police arresting clown in Palm Bay – NBC 6 South Florida (https://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/bodycam-shows-clown-tussling-with-officer-calling-him-stupid-in-palm-bay-arrest/3578100/) CIA found the Ark of the Covenant…

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June 17, 2025

Flamin' Hot Mug Shots | Friday March 28, 2025

Flamin' Hot Mug Shots | Friday March 28, 2025

How about we end this week with some hot and stupid: Lily Stewart! Those eyes are crazy though. (Even Trey was a little scared) and the Treehouse Top 5 greatest mug shots of all time! Plus a Flamin' Hot Cheeto shaped like a Pokemon and apparently Napster is still a…

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