We start off today with the old man conversation about how we can't believe it's already June. Then, we discuss the controversial new filter Tinder has installed and then Dan tells us about his BBP. We then listen to a clip that Dave Mustane says Metallica stole for Enter Sandman,…
We start off today learning that you too can buy Sydney Sweeney's bath water, then we congratulate Raj on the Scripps Spelling Bee, and play an oldie but goodie from years ago. Then, we learn about a woman who claims she got a sinus infection from the most unusal source…
Today, the guys talk about how much they care about each other. Sort of. Throw in a beatboxing nun, livingroom concerts, crosswalks instead of d*cks, and how lonely men REALLY are, and you get a whole passel of stupid. PLUS: Celebrity birthdays! (https://www.tiktok.com/@sailing_with_phoenix/video/7507849423121239342) The Treehouse is a daily DFW based…
We start off talking about a body part you need to wash more. And then we start talking about movie and TV show reboots and the wheels come off. Trey asks Dan to pitch a movie that you can't really belive they made in the first place. We end with…
Happy Memorial Day everyone! We start off learning about a guy on meth who tried to jump off a bridge, we discuss Memorial Day, talk about Dan's wedding and his tips for a successful marriage, bugs and flame throwers, and an Army battalion that will not make the Stripes sequal.…
We start off today's show with a potentially life changing discovery: You can buy a flame thrower on Amazon. Then we discuss being spied on by your significant other, what nobody likes, why Sophia Vergara is one and why she won't date anyone poor, Josh Hamilton, and ironically Liver King.…
Nutella has a new flavor! Twenty-somethings don't want to be boss! Teens need newer cars! Alligators older than Carl Weathers! Aquaman's dad banged a fish lady? What kind of world do we live in?!?! Oh wait, that's right... Stupid. LINKS: (https://www.tiktok.com/@mdg650hawk7thacct/video/7445565282782940446) Nutella Peanut Marks a Bold New Chapter for the…
Oh the stupid we have today... How to fortify prisons in Louisiana, 'Ice Pirates' on Betamax, Dan's imaginary friend, profound advice from Cookie Monster, hot dogs galore, and have you ever sneezed while peeing? LINKS: (https://www.msn.com/en-us/weather/topstories/once-in-a-lifetime-snowstorm-hits-the-south-see-where-the-snow-set-records/ar-AA1xExmF?ocid=entnewsntp&pc=SSJS&cvid=96093d58fffa4782a63a2b6e481d6c6d&ei=30) Polymarket Takes Bets Over Which Escaped New Orleans Convicts Will Be Captured First (https://www.mediaite.com/crime/crypto-market-takes-bets-over-which-escaped-new-orleans-convicts-will-be-captured-first/)…
Trey got contacts! The Pope is a #1 trading card! Troy Aikman thinks the Cowboys could go all the way! An epic obituary! So much stupid, so little time... LINKS: (https://www.msn.com/en-us/weather/topstories/once-in-a-lifetime-snowstorm-hits-the-south-see-where-the-snow-set-records/ar-AA1xExmF?ocid=entnewsntp&pc=SSJS&cvid=96093d58fffa4782a63a2b6e481d6c6d&ei=30) Pope Leo XIV's New Trading Card Is The Best Non-Sports Topps Now Card (https://www.thegamer.com/pope-leo-xiv-topps-trading-card-record-breaking-scalping-ebay/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark) This Is the ‘Ideal’ Body…
On today's episode, Trey returns from his Noah's World adventure, we learn about a lesbian couple who got in a fight and cheese ended up in places it shouldn't be, Tom Cruise is coming to North Texas to promote the final MI movie, is he still a Scientologist, how religion…
I'm high on believing... Dan's first trip to the dentist, some VERY improper parking, co-workers as Star Wars characters, and celebrity birthdays!! PLUS: Treehouse Talkback Tuesday! LINKS: (https://www.msn.com/en-us/weather/topstories/once-in-a-lifetime-snowstorm-hits-the-south-see-where-the-snow-set-records/ar-AA1xExmF?ocid=entnewsntp&pc=SSJS&cvid=96093d58fffa4782a63a2b6e481d6c6d&ei=30) CT pair arrested for prostitution transaction at State Police barracks, officials say (https://www.wfsb.com/2025/05/06/ct-pair-arrested-prostitution-transaction-state-police-barracks-officials-say/) Woman wins £30,000 compensation for being compared to Darth…
What kind of stupid do we have today? Cops got an entire town high, Raj's weed is high, how NOT to pay off your drug dealer, what's the new pope like, and a house of horrors! LINKS: (https://www.tiktok.com/@mdg650hawk7thacct/video/7445565282782940446) Turkish Town Involutarily Gets High After Police Burn Over 20 Tons of…
Today we hear about one of Trey's vivid childhood memories, we talk facial hair (and lack thereof), waterpark stories, song covers, and Gwyneth Paltrow wants us to give WHAT to our mothers?!?! LINKS: (https://www.tiktok.com/@mdg650hawk7thacct/video/7445565282782940446) Goop's Mother's Day Gift 2025: Here Are All the Best Items to Shop (https://variety.com/2025/shopping/news/goop-mothers-day-gift-guide-gwyneth-paltrow-1235228536/) 'Dinosaur time'…
The title of this episode should tell you how much stupid is gonna be in here today. Also, how travel is changing, the best obituary ever, the Golden Girls, and kids are f*cking expensive. PLUS: Birthdays!! LINKS: (https://www.msn.com/en-us/weather/topstories/once-in-a-lifetime-snowstorm-hits-the-south-see-where-the-snow-set-records/ar-AA1xExmF?ocid=entnewsntp&pc=SSJS&cvid=96093d58fffa4782a63a2b6e481d6c6d&ei=30) Woman arrested after raccoon named Chewy found with meth pipe in driver's…
What's the worst text you can send/receive? We find a survey that tells us and Trey gets to relive a moment where he sent a 1 word text. Next, we learn about a guy who has let himself be bitten by deadly snakes more than 200 times, a terrifying crash…
We start off today's show by learning about a guy in the UK who really loves firemen and would do anything to see them in action, then we discuss delivery drivers and what constitutes lazy, how naked on a plane is the new planking, a drug 100 times stronger than…
On today's show, we learn about a woman who road raged in the most unique way, we're getting closer to having a Star Wars toy, a crazy hot cop, another example of how the robots are taking over, and the 1982 classic Zapped. But first, Birthdays! The Treehouse is a…
What would Friday be without a big 'ol handful of stupid? We talk about a man getting the shock of a lifetime, our trauma bond over a certain person in our lives, a real life hot-stepmom-nurse being really bad, and an idiot versus nature. LINKS: (https://www.tiktok.com/@mdg650hawk7thacct/video/7445565282782940446) Florida nurse caught by…
This episode is all about Mount Everest, the Reginald Veljohnson theory, how to make a Die Hard sequel today, what makes an alcoholic, and our guest Justin Foster! LINKS: (https://www.msn.com/en-us/weather/topstories/once-in-a-lifetime-snowstorm-hits-the-south-see-where-the-snow-set-records/ar-AA1xExmF?ocid=entnewsntp&pc=SSJS&cvid=96093d58fffa4782a63a2b6e481d6c6d&ei=30) Lufkin police looking for man accused of hiding pot-filled plastic eggs in parks (https://www.ktre.com/2025/04/24/lufkin-police-looking-man-accused-hiding-pot-filled-plastic-eggs-parks/) Nepal announces major rule change for…
We start off today with Dan telling us about Dick Tips, then very unique baby names by state, a weiner dog that got out of the bush, and a guy who broke out of jail with only 2 days left in his sentence. But first, Birthdays! LINKS: Funeral home mogul…
We start off today learning about the lady aboard a SWA flight that got naked and crapped in her seat when they landed, a guy who jumped out of a window because he was tired of arguing with his GF, the NFL draft, Raj revels in Dan and Trey's whiteness…
We start off this week in the oddest of places, Billy Ray Cyrus' personal life and why he is giving hope to a lot of men. Next, we discuss how much guys time we actually need, a possible cure for strokes, internal decapitation, and a most interesting version of Achy…
It's FRIIIIIIIIIDAAAAAAAY! We have dating and relationship advice, a smart way to fix a stupid problem, what we used to do in Mesquite, and Jerry drops a few bad puns. PLUS: Birthdays and The Treehouse Top 5! LINKS: (https://www.tiktok.com/@mdg650hawk7thacct/video/7445565282782940446) Literally, Don't Have A Cow, New York Man! | The Smoking…
How do you check if the Pope is dead? You will find out in this episode. Plus, the boys talk zombie fungus, football, and Easter on the Texas coast. PLUS: What about Frank and Bill? LINKS: (https://www.msn.com/en-us/weather/topstories/once-in-a-lifetime-snowstorm-hits-the-south-see-where-the-snow-set-records/ar-AA1xExmF?ocid=entnewsntp&pc=SSJS&cvid=96093d58fffa4782a63a2b6e481d6c6d&ei=30) (https://www.fox4news.com/news/urinal-divorce-papers-bucket-beans-uber-shares-its-2025-lost-found-index) Pope post-mortem tradition includes three blows to head with hammer | World…