We start off today talking about a woman who has a fear of ketchup so bad she equates it to a gun, then we talk about puffy lips and fake eyelashes, Lily Phillips isn't pregnant, a woman who kills her husband over breakfast, and Oprah's plump beaver. But first, Birthdays!…
What do you call a plump beaver? How did the Hooters waitress avoid jail time? Would you pre-suck your candy before using it for revenge? Get the answers to none of these questions and more, today in the Treehouse! LINKS: (https://www.tiktok.com/@mdg650hawk7thacct/video/7445565282782940446) Chicago's viral beaver sparks naming contest Hooters Waitress Sophia…
We start off talking about BBQ python videos from Florida, then we discuss the Delta plane crash in Canada and listen to some audio from one of the passengers. We then talk about Lily Philips and Bonnie Blue hinting that they're pregnant after each one had record setting GBs. Then…
We start off today with Kim Kardashian as your Fairy Butt Mother, then we learn that even the mafia has a problem with GenZ, and then we learn about what's going on at CERN from Dr. Astrid Stuckleberger, and that leads us into a rabbit hole of discussion about all…
We start off today with video of Trey's future wife going HAM on a truck and then here her perfectly logical explination why. Next, we find out why Selena Gomez had a bathtub of queso, learn that Goonies 2 is really happening and what role Corey Feldman might play, and…
We start off today with the life lessons of things not to do high on meth, then we discuss croc sport mode, bombs on a playground, Naked, leglless, and Afraid, and a game of Versus. But first, Birthdays! LINKS: https://local12.com/news/nation-world/drugs-directions-k9-meth-car-asking-for-drug-arrest-arrested-narcotics-dog-police-pulled-over-in-possession-animal-canine-dui-owi-ovi-high-methamphetamine-impaired-k-9-unit-sniff-smell-alert-direction https://www.today.com/parents/teens/schools-banning-crocs-rcna191454 https://abcnews.go.com/International/160-unexploded-bombs-world-war-ii-found-childrens/story?id=118724569 https://people.com/naked-and-afraid-first-ever-double-amputee-joins-show-exclusive-8787675 The Treehouse is a daily DFW based…
Get ready for a stabby bride to be, the price of love, calling out of work horny, and what not to do early in a relationship. Happy Valentine's Day, everyone! LINKS: (https://www.tiktok.com/@mdg650hawk7thacct/video/7445565282782940446) Woman stabs boyfriend in neck after argument over wedding venue, police say (https://www.wcax.com/2025/02/08/woman-stabs-boyfriend-neck-after-argument-over-wedding-venue-police-say/) Whitby woman gives psychic over…
Want to know how to make your dog pay attention to you? I bet you do. We tell you how the scientists say to do it, plus we'll tell you about a guy mowing down mailboxes, another guy illegally hunting from a port-a-potty, audio of the Titan submersible imploding, and…
We start off talking about why OnlyFans won't let Bonnie Blue show her record breaking gang bang, then a blind guy who gets a gun permit, a woman who taunts police and gets caught, Certified Joy Instructor, and a funeral home that burned down. But first, Birthdays! LINKS: Porn star…
We start off today talking about the billionaire who wants to live forever and his data about his son's penis, and how to get a youthful looking penis. Then, we discuss going on a first date on Valentine's Day, a woman who ran into a tank, eating beavers, stolen beavers,…
We give you our thoughts and insights on the game, the commercials, and the massacre at halftime.
Happy Monday! We start off today talking about the newest trend in cosmetic procedures, making your labia puffy. Then, we talk about the discovery of The Fat Con, a convention of fat people. Then we discuss egg wars between Waffle House and Cracker Barrel and how Dan likes his, and…
Today's kids are struggling with this basic gross motor skill, and the Dutch have an extraordinary solution. Plus: An asteroid, women secretly hating men, Paws in the City, Dan's new diagnosis, and BIRTHDAYS! LINKS: Chronically online British children now speak like American kids and can't climb stairs, says survey Soft…
Did you hear about the Million Dollar Matchmaking service? Or what killed modern kids curiosity? How about what your hobbies? That beaver may be back on the menu? If not... Here's your stupid. Plus, the guys talk NBA! LINKS: (https://www.msn.com/en-us/weather/topstories/once-in-a-lifetime-snowstorm-hits-the-south-see-where-the-snow-set-records/ar-AA1xExmF?ocid=entnewsntp&pc=SSJS&cvid=96093d58fffa4782a63a2b6e481d6c6d&ei=30) Bay Area singles are lining up to pay $1 million…
We start off talking about Dank Demoss, the woman suing Lyft because her fat ass wouldn't fit in the car. Then we talk about a woman who's fat ass can't fit in the seats on the plane. Then we move on to a porn star who got banged to death…
We start off today disccussing and mourning the Luka trade after having some time to reflect on it, which leads us to Roy Tarpley (IYKYK). Then we learn about a woman who is harrassing her ex's new woman in the oddest of ways, talk more about all time famous sports…
We start off today with a little more info on the mom who tried to keep her boy out of the Bonnie Blue gangbang, we learn about a new service called The Love Rat that will catch a cheater, why the new project from the creators of Stranger Things kind…
Today we ask the question: Is an OnlyFans subscription cheating? Plus we have farting whales, dangerous places to vaction, careers that make you hot, how to get the kids to eat their veggies, and the boys talk DC Superheroes! So much stupid in one place! LINKS: UK navy mistook farting…
Looking for stupid? Well here it is... A drunk gym teacher, Jerry Jones and a low percentage of glory holes, where it sucks to be single the most, a man oozing cholesterol, and the North Korean hot dog crackdown. You're welcome. LINKS: (https://www.msn.com/en-us/weather/topstories/once-in-a-lifetime-snowstorm-hits-the-south-see-where-the-snow-set-records/ar-AA1xExmF?ocid=entnewsntp&pc=SSJS&cvid=96093d58fffa4782a63a2b6e481d6c6d&ei=30) Waukesha gym teacher accused of driving drunk,…
We start off the show learning that the world is getting bigger dicks, then about some kids who might have accidently eaten PawPaw, Japanese Macaques gone wild with deers, the TEMU Rick James, a thrilling movie review by Dan, and a follow up to the escaped monkeys in South Carolina.…
We start off today's show with the most unusual, Trey being in a good mood because he's on his final two days in the service industry, which leads us to talk about mornings and how they suck. Next, we learn about sleep divorces, a candy that Raj claims is better…
We start out today with just Dan and Trey diving into the glass ceiling for women in ski jumping. Then we learn about a drug kingpin who got brought down by the gram, a kid calls the police on his dad, watching Jaws in the ocean, what you call a…
Can you spot the trend? We've got a big show today. We start off with a mom who pulled her kid out of the line he was in to participate in the world's biggest gangbang. We're then joined by Bernie formerly of The Jody Dean Morning Show on KLUV and…
Today we talk about a doctor that does his own vasectomy (he's brave), Netflix raising their prices - AGAIN, more advice for waffle stomping, and BIRTHDAYS!! Plus: A great new t-shirt concept for the merch store... LINKS: Surgeon, father of three performs vasectomy on himself 'for his wife' (https://nypost.com/2025/01/21/lifestyle/surgeon-father-of-three-performs-vasectomy-on-himself-for-his-wife/) Netflix…