We start off today talking about the billionaire who wants to live forever and his data about his son's penis, and how to get a youthful looking penis. Then, we discuss going on a first date on Valentine's Day, a woman who ran into a tank, eating beavers, stolen beavers,…
We give you our thoughts and insights on the game, the commercials, and the massacre at halftime.
Happy Monday! We start off today talking about the newest trend in cosmetic procedures, making your labia puffy. Then, we talk about the discovery of The Fat Con, a convention of fat people. Then we discuss egg wars between Waffle House and Cracker Barrel and how Dan likes his, and…
Today's kids are struggling with this basic gross motor skill, and the Dutch have an extraordinary solution. Plus: An asteroid, women secretly hating men, Paws in the City, Dan's new diagnosis, and BIRTHDAYS! LINKS: Chronically online British children now speak like American kids and can't climb stairs, says survey Soft…
Did you hear about the Million Dollar Matchmaking service? Or what killed modern kids curiosity? How about what your hobbies? That beaver may be back on the menu? If not... Here's your stupid. Plus, the guys talk NBA! LINKS: (https://www.msn.com/en-us/weather/topstories/once-in-a-lifetime-snowstorm-hits-the-south-see-where-the-snow-set-records/ar-AA1xExmF?ocid=entnewsntp&pc=SSJS&cvid=96093d58fffa4782a63a2b6e481d6c6d&ei=30) Bay Area singles are lining up to pay $1 million…
We start off talking about Dank Demoss, the woman suing Lyft because her fat ass wouldn't fit in the car. Then we talk about a woman who's fat ass can't fit in the seats on the plane. Then we move on to a porn star who got banged to death…
We start off today disccussing and mourning the Luka trade after having some time to reflect on it, which leads us to Roy Tarpley (IYKYK). Then we learn about a woman who is harrassing her ex's new woman in the oddest of ways, talk more about all time famous sports…
We start off today with a little more info on the mom who tried to keep her boy out of the Bonnie Blue gangbang, we learn about a new service called The Love Rat that will catch a cheater, why the new project from the creators of Stranger Things kind…
Today we ask the question: Is an OnlyFans subscription cheating? Plus we have farting whales, dangerous places to vaction, careers that make you hot, how to get the kids to eat their veggies, and the boys talk DC Superheroes! So much stupid in one place! LINKS: UK navy mistook farting…
Looking for stupid? Well here it is... A drunk gym teacher, Jerry Jones and a low percentage of glory holes, where it sucks to be single the most, a man oozing cholesterol, and the North Korean hot dog crackdown. You're welcome. LINKS: (https://www.msn.com/en-us/weather/topstories/once-in-a-lifetime-snowstorm-hits-the-south-see-where-the-snow-set-records/ar-AA1xExmF?ocid=entnewsntp&pc=SSJS&cvid=96093d58fffa4782a63a2b6e481d6c6d&ei=30) Waukesha gym teacher accused of driving drunk,…
We start off the show learning that the world is getting bigger dicks, then about some kids who might have accidently eaten PawPaw, Japanese Macaques gone wild with deers, the TEMU Rick James, a thrilling movie review by Dan, and a follow up to the escaped monkeys in South Carolina.…
We start off today's show with the most unusual, Trey being in a good mood because he's on his final two days in the service industry, which leads us to talk about mornings and how they suck. Next, we learn about sleep divorces, a candy that Raj claims is better…
We start out today with just Dan and Trey diving into the glass ceiling for women in ski jumping. Then we learn about a drug kingpin who got brought down by the gram, a kid calls the police on his dad, watching Jaws in the ocean, what you call a…
Can you spot the trend? We've got a big show today. We start off with a mom who pulled her kid out of the line he was in to participate in the world's biggest gangbang. We're then joined by Bernie formerly of The Jody Dean Morning Show on KLUV and…
Today we talk about a doctor that does his own vasectomy (he's brave), Netflix raising their prices - AGAIN, more advice for waffle stomping, and BIRTHDAYS!! Plus: A great new t-shirt concept for the merch store... LINKS: Surgeon, father of three performs vasectomy on himself 'for his wife' (https://nypost.com/2025/01/21/lifestyle/surgeon-father-of-three-performs-vasectomy-on-himself-for-his-wife/) Netflix…
We got Trump, Billy Ray Cyrus, and Kid Rock! (But no strippers!) We got snow in FLORIDA!! We got couples pooping and farting around each other, AND... we got waffle stomping! What more could you want? LINKS: (https://www.msn.com/en-us/weather/topstories/once-in-a-lifetime-snowstorm-hits-the-south-see-where-the-snow-set-records/ar-AA1xExmF?ocid=entnewsntp&pc=SSJS&cvid=96093d58fffa4782a63a2b6e481d6c6d&ei=30) (https://www.msn.com/en-us/weather/topstories/once-in-a-lifetime-snowstorm-hits-the-south-see-where-the-snow-set-records/ar-AA1xExmF?ocid=entnewsntp&pc=SSJS&cvid=96093d58fffa4782a63a2b6e481d6c6d&ei=30) Once-in-a-lifetime snowstorm hits the South: See where the snow set records…
We kick off today's show talking about the cartel the rats have established out of the Houston PD evidence room, then learn about the largest snake ever recorded, how you can have clean farts and the sexy Dr who tells you about it, and the beef thief. But first, Birthdays!…
Applesauce on a cheesburger, unwrapped presents and Molotov cocktails, Mesopotamian bocce balls on Pangea... Stupid enough for you? PLUS: Birthdays and a Talkback to a Talkback! LINKS: (https://www.msn.com/en-us/weather/topstories/once-in-a-lifetime-snowstorm-hits-the-south-see-where-the-snow-set-records/ar-AA1xExmF?ocid=entnewsntp&pc=SSJS&cvid=96093d58fffa4782a63a2b6e481d6c6d&ei=30) (https://www.theguardian.com/money/2025/may/07/woman-wins-30000-compensation-for-being-compared-to-darth-vader) Sean 'Diddy' Combs' sex trafficking trial is full of drama, cringe and explosive comments (https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/sean-diddy-combs-sex-trafficking-trial-full-drama-cringe-explosive-com-rcna208301) (https://www.theguardian.com/money/2025/may/07/woman-wins-30000-compensation-for-being-compared-to-darth-vader) Scientists discover mysterious sphere in…
We kick off today's show discussing the Texas woman who got 2.8 million because she got burned by really hot BBQ sauce, then we discuss the inaguration a little bit, the TikTok ban, naming kids in a very odd way, and then a quick game of Versus. LINKS: Bexar County…
We start off pondering what will happen with TikTok (we recorded before we knew) then we get into women making more money than men and the dynamics of it, theft deterrent systems in stores, a lady who gets her nose ring stuck in an odd place, and Planters is hiring…
Want to know what Castlecore is? We'll tell you in this episode! Plus, we talk about a woman's nut allergy (*giggle*), Jerry's OK with hairy women, and a cop who wasn't watching the road... because he was watching porn! LINKS: What is 'castlecore'? Why experts have issued warnings about the…
An Eagles fan gives us more proof that Philly sucks, our Top 5 Worst Moments in Philadelphia history, a gangster baseball team, and how to fix potholes. Also, Ricky Gets Caught: Longer and Uncut! LINKS: Disgraced Eagles fan banned from stadium after vile tirade caught on video (https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/other/disgraced-eagles-fan-banned-from-stadium-after-vile-tirade-caught-on-video/ar-BB1rsjwY?ocid=BingNewsSerp) (https://lawandcrime.com/crime/im-the-dui-tonight-police-bodycam-catches-new-years-eve-designated-driver-slipup-during-traffic-stop/) (https://lawandcrime.com/crime/im-the-dui-tonight-police-bodycam-catches-new-years-eve-designated-driver-slipup-during-traffic-stop/)…
We start off the show with an influencer that had 6 ribs removed so her waistline would be slimmer, then the depressing topic of dating, a bus driver that was just handing out kids, a guy proposes with a moose, and don't clap for Tinkerbell, she's not getting wings. But…
We start off with the great news that Mike McCarthy isn't coming back to the Cowboys....but they still have Dak. Then we discuss the amazing fire pilots in California, Dan's dry january, quitting smoking, and his new pegging problem. Then, we learn about Florida Man trying to screw a horse…