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June 17, 2025

The Age Defying Penis | Tuesday February 11. 2025

We start off today talking about the billionaire who wants to live forever and his data about his son's penis, and how to get a youthful looking penis. Then, we discuss going on a first date on Valentine's Day, a woman who ran into a tank, eating beavers, stolen beavers,…

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June 17, 2025

The Big Game LIX | Monday February 10, 2025

We give you our thoughts and insights on the game, the commercials, and the massacre at halftime.

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June 17, 2025

Pegs Over Easy | Monday February 10, 2025

Happy Monday! We start off today talking about the newest trend in cosmetic procedures, making your labia puffy. Then, we talk about the discovery of The Fat Con, a convention of fat people. Then we discuss egg wars between Waffle House and Cracker Barrel and how Dan likes his, and…

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June 17, 2025

The Kids are NOT Alright | Friday February 7, 2025

Today's kids are struggling with this basic gross motor skill, and the Dutch have an extraordinary solution. Plus: An asteroid, women secretly hating men, Paws in the City, Dan's new diagnosis, and BIRTHDAYS! LINKS: Chronically online British children now speak like American kids and can't climb stairs, says survey Soft…

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June 17, 2025

Sad Luka Makes Dan Mad | Thursday February 6, 2025

Did you hear about the Million Dollar Matchmaking service? Or what killed modern kids curiosity? How about what your hobbies? That beaver may be back on the menu? If not... Here's your stupid. Plus, the guys talk NBA! LINKS: (https://www.msn.com/en-us/weather/topstories/once-in-a-lifetime-snowstorm-hits-the-south-see-where-the-snow-set-records/ar-AA1xExmF?ocid=entnewsntp&pc=SSJS&cvid=96093d58fffa4782a63a2b6e481d6c6d&ei=30) Bay Area singles are lining up to pay $1 million…

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June 17, 2025

Fat Girl In A Little Car | Wednesday February 05, 2025

We start off talking about Dank Demoss, the woman suing Lyft because her fat ass wouldn't fit in the car. Then we talk about a woman who's fat ass can't fit in the seats on the plane. Then we move on to a porn star who got banged to death…

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June 17, 2025

Bad Boys For Life | Tuesday February 04, 2025

We start off today disccussing and mourning the Luka trade after having some time to reflect on it, which leads us to Roy Tarpley (IYKYK). Then we learn about a woman who is harrassing her ex's new woman in the oddest of ways, talk more about all time famous sports…

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June 17, 2025

Mom Is Always Right | Monday February 3, 2025

We start off today with a little more info on the mom who tried to keep her boy out of the Bonnie Blue gangbang, we learn about a new service called The Love Rat that will catch a cheater, why the new project from the creators of Stranger Things kind…

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June 17, 2025

The Farts Heard Round the World | Friday January 31, 2025

Today we ask the question: Is an OnlyFans subscription cheating? Plus we have farting whales, dangerous places to vaction, careers that make you hot, how to get the kids to eat their veggies, and the boys talk DC Superheroes! So much stupid in one place! LINKS: UK navy mistook farting…

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June 17, 2025

What to Do When You're Oozing | Thursday January 30, 2025

Looking for stupid? Well here it is... A drunk gym teacher, Jerry Jones and a low percentage of glory holes, where it sucks to be single the most, a man oozing cholesterol, and the North Korean hot dog crackdown. You're welcome. LINKS: (https://www.msn.com/en-us/weather/topstories/once-in-a-lifetime-snowstorm-hits-the-south-see-where-the-snow-set-records/ar-AA1xExmF?ocid=entnewsntp&pc=SSJS&cvid=96093d58fffa4782a63a2b6e481d6c6d&ei=30) Waukesha gym teacher accused of driving drunk,…

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June 17, 2025

Bambi and The Macaques | Wednesday January 29, 2025

We start off the show learning that the world is getting bigger dicks, then about some kids who might have accidently eaten PawPaw, Japanese Macaques gone wild with deers, the TEMU Rick James, a thrilling movie review by Dan, and a follow up to the escaped monkeys in South Carolina.…

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June 17, 2025

The End Of Humanity | June 04, 2025

We start off today's show with the most unusual, Trey being in a good mood because he's on his final two days in the service industry, which leads us to talk about mornings and how they suck. Next, we learn about sleep divorces, a candy that Raj claims is better…

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June 17, 2025

The Irony Of Spraying Your Junk With Off | Tuesday January 28, 2025

We start out today with just Dan and Trey diving into the glass ceiling for women in ski jumping. Then we learn about a drug kingpin who got brought down by the gram, a kid calls the police on his dad, watching Jaws in the ocean, what you call a…

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June 17, 2025

Make Pegging Great Again | Monday January 27, 2025

Can you spot the trend? We've got a big show today. We start off with a mom who pulled her kid out of the line he was in to participate in the world's biggest gangbang. We're then joined by Bernie formerly of The Jody Dean Morning Show on KLUV and…

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June 17, 2025

Beggin' for A Peggin' | Friday January 24, 2025

Today we talk about a doctor that does his own vasectomy (he's brave), Netflix raising their prices - AGAIN, more advice for waffle stomping, and BIRTHDAYS!! Plus: A great new t-shirt concept for the merch store... LINKS: Surgeon, father of three performs vasectomy on himself 'for his wife' (https://nypost.com/2025/01/21/lifestyle/surgeon-father-of-three-performs-vasectomy-on-himself-for-his-wife/) Netflix…

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June 17, 2025

Waffle Stompers | Thursday January 23, 2025

We got Trump, Billy Ray Cyrus, and Kid Rock! (But no strippers!) We got snow in FLORIDA!! We got couples pooping and farting around each other, AND... we got waffle stomping! What more could you want? LINKS: (https://www.msn.com/en-us/weather/topstories/once-in-a-lifetime-snowstorm-hits-the-south-see-where-the-snow-set-records/ar-AA1xExmF?ocid=entnewsntp&pc=SSJS&cvid=96093d58fffa4782a63a2b6e481d6c6d&ei=30) (https://www.msn.com/en-us/weather/topstories/once-in-a-lifetime-snowstorm-hits-the-south-see-where-the-snow-set-records/ar-AA1xExmF?ocid=entnewsntp&pc=SSJS&cvid=96093d58fffa4782a63a2b6e481d6c6d&ei=30) Once-in-a-lifetime snowstorm hits the South: See where the snow set records…

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June 17, 2025

Is It Cheating If It's a Doctor? | January 22, 2025

We kick off today's show talking about the cartel the rats have established out of the Houston PD evidence room, then learn about the largest snake ever recorded, how you can have clean farts and the sexy Dr who tells you about it, and the beef thief. But first, Birthdays!…

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June 17, 2025

Diddy's Different Strokes | Tuesday May 27, 2025

Applesauce on a cheesburger, unwrapped presents and Molotov cocktails, Mesopotamian bocce balls on Pangea... Stupid enough for you? PLUS: Birthdays and a Talkback to a Talkback! LINKS: (https://www.msn.com/en-us/weather/topstories/once-in-a-lifetime-snowstorm-hits-the-south-see-where-the-snow-set-records/ar-AA1xExmF?ocid=entnewsntp&pc=SSJS&cvid=96093d58fffa4782a63a2b6e481d6c6d&ei=30) (https://www.theguardian.com/money/2025/may/07/woman-wins-30000-compensation-for-being-compared-to-darth-vader) Sean 'Diddy' Combs' sex trafficking trial is full of drama, cringe and explosive comments (https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/sean-diddy-combs-sex-trafficking-trial-full-drama-cringe-explosive-com-rcna208301) (https://www.theguardian.com/money/2025/may/07/woman-wins-30000-compensation-for-being-compared-to-darth-vader) Scientists discover mysterious sphere in…

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June 17, 2025

Landwoman | Tuesday January 21, 2025

We kick off today's show discussing the Texas woman who got 2.8 million because she got burned by really hot BBQ sauce, then we discuss the inaguration a little bit, the TikTok ban, naming kids in a very odd way, and then a quick game of Versus. LINKS: Bexar County…

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June 17, 2025

Nut and Go | Monday January 20, 2025

We start off pondering what will happen with TikTok (we recorded before we knew) then we get into women making more money than men and the dynamics of it, theft deterrent systems in stores, a lady who gets her nose ring stuck in an odd place, and Planters is hiring…

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June 17, 2025

How to Screw Your Dragon | Friday January 17, 2025

Want to know what Castlecore is? We'll tell you in this episode! Plus, we talk about a woman's nut allergy (*giggle*), Jerry's OK with hairy women, and a cop who wasn't watching the road... because he was watching porn! LINKS: What is 'castlecore'? Why experts have issued warnings about the…

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June 17, 2025

The City of Brotherly C*nts | Thursday January 16, 2025

An Eagles fan gives us more proof that Philly sucks, our Top 5 Worst Moments in Philadelphia history, a gangster baseball team, and how to fix potholes. Also, Ricky Gets Caught: Longer and Uncut! LINKS: Disgraced Eagles fan banned from stadium after vile tirade caught on video (https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/other/disgraced-eagles-fan-banned-from-stadium-after-vile-tirade-caught-on-video/ar-BB1rsjwY?ocid=BingNewsSerp) (https://lawandcrime.com/crime/im-the-dui-tonight-police-bodycam-catches-new-years-eve-designated-driver-slipup-during-traffic-stop/) (https://lawandcrime.com/crime/im-the-dui-tonight-police-bodycam-catches-new-years-eve-designated-driver-slipup-during-traffic-stop/)…

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June 17, 2025

From Tinkerbell to Tweakerbell | Wednesday 01.15.25

We start off the show with an influencer that had 6 ribs removed so her waistline would be slimmer, then the depressing topic of dating, a bus driver that was just handing out kids, a guy proposes with a moose, and don't clap for Tinkerbell, she's not getting wings. But…

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June 17, 2025

Florida Man Will F#@k Anything | Tuesday 01.12.25

We start off with the great news that Mike McCarthy isn't coming back to the Cowboys....but they still have Dak. Then we discuss the amazing fire pilots in California, Dan's dry january, quitting smoking, and his new pegging problem. Then, we learn about Florida Man trying to screw a horse…

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