We start off the week with a bang. First, Dan plays a game of "Tell us you're getting old without telling us you're old". Then, we learn about a teacher who slept with a student and blamed her husband. Next, we talk about SWA and the new baggage wars, a…
The boys let their nerd out! We talk Star wars, Star Trek, Battlestar Galactica, space hotels, and an underwater pyramid that may change history! BONUS STUPID: Assault with a deadly soup and the one and only Showtyme Home Furnishings! LINKS: (https://www.tiktok.com/@mdg650hawk7thacct/video/7445565282782940446) Man allegedly poured scalding hot soup on girlfriend for…
Rebekah Black joins us in the Treehouse today! She and the boys talk movies (like Goonies 2 and Gremlins 3) and science gone to the dogs. BONUS: The Treehouse Top 5 things NOT to do at a Job Interview! LINKS: (https://www.msn.com/en-us/weather/topstories/once-in-a-lifetime-snowstorm-hits-the-south-see-where-the-snow-set-records/ar-AA1xExmF?ocid=entnewsntp&pc=SSJS&cvid=96093d58fffa4782a63a2b6e481d6c6d&ei=30) ‘The Goonies’ cast on lasting bond, talks of a…
We start off today learning about a real life Speedy Gonzales, who is quite the criminal. Then we talk about jobs, job interviews, Dak Prescott, and tales from a real life HR lady. Then, we learn about a man who has emotional support tigers, and you'll never guess where he…
We're joined today by the wonderful Tara Ward @tara995wolf from 99.5 The Wolf. We start off talking about the old days when everyone had a chopper, then a youtube dipshit that goes to a forbidden island and litters, a naked man walks into a Family Dollar, you can name a…
We start off today talking about the amount of time guys spend in the bathroom and what they're hiding from and banning unhealthy foods. Then, we bring on our old friend Tone Bell to talk about the upcoming 2nd season of Survival of The Thickest, who he pissed off at…
There's a lot going on in Texas this week: Cock fighting in Hunt County, senate bills in Austin, and and a dude with Meth nestled between his butt cheeks at the border. But in Australia... there was a weiner in the bush. LINKS: (https://www.tiktok.com/@mdg650hawk7thacct/video/7445565282782940446) 21 arrested at active cockfight in…
Today we remember the greatness that was Val Kilmer. From Top Secret to Top Gun, we celebrate the real genius that gave us Iceman, Batman, Jim Morrison, and both Wyatt Earp and Doc Holliday. You're all our Huckleberry. LINKS: (https://www.msn.com/en-us/weather/topstories/once-in-a-lifetime-snowstorm-hits-the-south-see-where-the-snow-set-records/ar-AA1xExmF?ocid=entnewsntp&pc=SSJS&cvid=96093d58fffa4782a63a2b6e481d6c6d&ei=30) Val Kilmer, 'Top Gun' and 'Batman Forever' star, dies at…
We open the show pondering a significant question: Why is Idaho trying to ban truck nuts? Is it that big of a problem? Next, we'll read a very well written obituary, learn why a woman was running naked in DFW airport, a preacher who held his congregation hostage, and Dan…
In this episode we'll discuss Gen Z and their telephobia, bad fashiion, but love of granpa sneakers. Why fake eyelashes need to go (and their origin story), and we'll learn how a plumber gets revenge. But first, Birthdays! LINKS: Gen Z are taking telephobia courses to learn the lost art…
Today's show is really about two things: a clown in Florida and a CIA program that used psychics to find The Ark. What more could you ask for? LINKS: Bodycam shows police arresting clown in Palm Bay – NBC 6 South Florida (https://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/bodycam-shows-clown-tussling-with-officer-calling-him-stupid-in-palm-bay-arrest/3578100/) CIA found the Ark of the Covenant…
How about we end this week with some hot and stupid: Lily Stewart! Those eyes are crazy though. (Even Trey was a little scared) and the Treehouse Top 5 greatest mug shots of all time! Plus a Flamin' Hot Cheeto shaped like a Pokemon and apparently Napster is still a…
Being constipated on an airplane couldn't get any worse... Oh wait, it can! Plus: RoboDan, the new Old Yeller, kids attempt to murder their mother with knifes and a brick, and Patrick Schwarzenegger's weiner! LINKS: (https://www.msn.com/en-us/weather/topstories/once-in-a-lifetime-snowstorm-hits-the-south-see-where-the-snow-set-records/ar-AA1xExmF?ocid=entnewsntp&pc=SSJS&cvid=96093d58fffa4782a63a2b6e481d6c6d&ei=30) Brain implants help paralysed man to walk again (https://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-65689580) (https://www.fox13memphis.com/news/man-shot-by-dog-in-frayser-police-say/article_87c5ad76-fdb3-11ef-842e-073ff59d8916.html) (https://www.fox13memphis.com/news/man-shot-by-dog-in-frayser-police-say/article_87c5ad76-fdb3-11ef-842e-073ff59d8916.html) (https://www.fox13memphis.com/news/man-shot-by-dog-in-frayser-police-say/article_87c5ad76-fdb3-11ef-842e-073ff59d8916.html) A passenger…
We start off today with a story about a guy who took a pettiness with an HOA to a whole new level, then we learn what's really important in a relationship, what robots are doing now, why you should wear socks to bed, and what the Pope is selling now.…
We start off today learning about the latest thing to be milked and I promise you'll throw up a little at the thought of drinking this creatures milk. Next we learn about a visionary Russian's plan to combat population decline, why Stank is OK, Dan is a bird watcher, and…
We start off today learning about the latest way banks and laziness will ruin your life. Financing your meal delivery. Next, Dan tortures all of us with Chicken and Bananas, we learn Florida man has issued a challenge to President Trump, Chipotle needs to use spellcheck, and Dan ends the…
Today we ask the age old question: What creature would you like to see go extinct? PLUS: Wrong Answers Only, moving blues, more sex equals more happiness, Kalynne Dunlay with Paws in the City stops by, and Raj's new organization gets a name. LINKS: (https://www.tiktok.com/@mdg650hawk7thacct/video/7445565282782940446) If you want to live…
We have Karaoke gunplay on the show today (Sounds like a great name for a punk band) and a bid to rename a steak. Also, Dan dreams of cigarettes... LINKS: (https://www.msn.com/en-us/weather/topstories/once-in-a-lifetime-snowstorm-hits-the-south-see-where-the-snow-set-records/ar-AA1xExmF?ocid=entnewsntp&pc=SSJS&cvid=96093d58fffa4782a63a2b6e481d6c6d&ei=30) Cops: Gunman Arrested For Karaoke Rage | The Smoking Gun I'm Curious If You've Ever Experienced Any Of These…
We start off today's show talking about hazing because of a story out of UCF where a fraternity used a car to haze pledges. This leads Raj and Trey to talk about their experiences. Next, we learn about smushing texts, talk about malls and basements, and we watch Andy Reid…
There is a theme in today's show. We start off with Dan telling us about a guy who got locked in a closet/storage unit. Then, Dan tells us about a guy who marries himself, then he tells us that airlines are thinking about charging by the pound, which makes Dan…
We start off the show with a Treehouse Exclusive! We found the ATC conversation with the Air India flight that had to return to Chicago because of clogged toilets. Next, we learn about some groundbreaking legislation against Furries, a kid who got a cornhole scholorship and his role model, and…
We have a "Code Brown" ladies and gentlemen! I repeat: CODE BROWN! LINKS: (https://www.tiktok.com/@mdg650hawk7thacct/video/7445565282782940446) Air India flight forced to return to Chicago due to clogged toilets: Here’s what happened (https://www.msn.com/en-in/travel/news/air-india-flight-forced-to-return-to-chicago-due-to-clogged-toilets-here-s-what-happened/ar-AA1AK8j2?ocid=BingNewsSerp) Chi-Chi’s Mexican restaurant chain is making a comeback after 20 years (https://www.today.com/food/restaurants/chi-chis-restaurants-return-rcna182844) Kohl's | Shop Clothing, Shoes, Home, Kitchen, Bedding,…
Dudes walking around naked on the highway - NOT in Florida? Dogs shooting people? Slurs on Rangers merch? What could be next? Wait... now you have to pay for ALL your bags on Southwest?!?! MADNESS!!! LINKS: (https://www.msn.com/en-us/weather/topstories/once-in-a-lifetime-snowstorm-hits-the-south-see-where-the-snow-set-records/ar-AA1xExmF?ocid=entnewsntp&pc=SSJS&cvid=96093d58fffa4782a63a2b6e481d6c6d&ei=30) Nude Man Arrested Walking On The Highway In Dover | NH State Police…
We start off the show with a story about a PIO who got the chance of a lifetime, then a woman who beat a man with a pringles can, some listener voicemails, the worst Top 10 Baseball Movies list of all time, and how you can get a guy you…