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M M. It is time believe
your worries outside and join me Daniel Malley

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along with Trade Trenholme and Rad Sharman
inside this yere treehouse. Welcome it is.

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It is Look at the smiles on
your faces. God, I love

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it. It is friding, so
it's a large your risk. Yeah,

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that's how hard I have Friday is
that I break bones and tweak joints.

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I tweaked my wrist at the gym
this morning, and it's angry with me

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anyway. It is Friday, March
twenty second, twenty twenty four. It's

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time to get stupid, stupider than
I was at the gym. The dumb

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thing is is like, this is
what happens when you get older. You

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do something that you've done countless times
throughout your life, and then you do

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it one more time. That's when
your body decides no, no no no

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no no no no no no no
no no, you're not doing that anymore.

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You when your body rebels and says
you, Dan, you can't do

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this anymore. There is no heads
up, there is no indication, there's

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no hint that something could be coming. It's just suddenly you you hurt?

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Now? Is it one of those
things that you would go for another like

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another rep that you normally don't do, like your body was like the internal

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monologue was, you know, if
he does, if he does one more,

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we are fing that risk up,
you know, like you know what,

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I think I can do one more
today? No, it's way worse.

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My wrist decided to say you to
me when I just put the weight

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down. Oh no, yeah,
yeah, that's that's that's the body telling

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me it's it's it's time to it's
time to put it up, it's time

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to go. Maybe maybe that's the
the hint that I missed. My body

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was trying to tell me to put
it up, when in fact I was

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putting it down. Gotcha. But
now you know how they say, like

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if one part of your body is
injured, other parts are susceptible to injury

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as well. Oh okay, that's
pretty much what happened. So, uh,

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my lower back has been such an
issue lately that I can't just sit

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up the way I normally would up
off of a bench, you know,

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because it hurts really bad and my
body just goes. You can't do that

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either. So what I what I
can't do is when I'm using dumbbells I

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used to. I think Trey you, I'm sure you did this in the

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past, and Raj you work out. I don't know how often you use

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dumbells. But when you're flat on
your back and you got the dumb bells

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and you're done, what you can
do is you bring them back down.

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You bring your your knees up to
your chest sort of, yes, and

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you and you put the weights on
your thighs and then you rock forward and

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the weight will push you forward.
Well, there's these tiny muscles in my

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lumbar called the erectors, and they
are very displeased with me, and they

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don't like to erect right now.
So I can't sit up, so I

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have to put the weights down on
the floor beside me. Sweet wit is

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back pain a euphemism, No,
it's literal back. It's just it's just

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it's just another queue from my pocket
muscle. If you're if you're a Yeah,

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that's gonna be a tough friday to
deal with when you realize in the

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morning at the gym that you can't
erect anymore. Yeah, let the jokes

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fly, guys, seriously, I
mean, well, nothing else is going

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to what's wrong? You can't get
it up. No, I can get

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it up. I just can't get
up putting it down. But you can't

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get it up. So yeah,
so I've got the I've got the ice

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pad on my wrist and uh,
and I've I've officially reached old age.

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Yeah. I hurt myself putting something
down. Oh, the wrist and no,

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wrecked. Well at least you're not
using that hand. Okay, well

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not now. Now I'm sidelined from
two activities. There goes the cardio.

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Anyways, how's your day going?
Boys, I'm I'm gonna go to physical

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therapy, so I'll have them check. Man. Aren't we just just three

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sexy men in a treehouse? Well, you know I'm this. I got

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like four more of the four or
five more of the chiropractor visits, and

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then I have one more from the
post op for the well not the surgery,

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but the procedure that I had to
do for my knee and my lower

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back, which is the shots that
they had to give me. Something to

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go in for post op today.
Uh. And then I cleared for to

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be back on the treadmill. I
was only doing the elliptical clear to get

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back on the treadmill and get back
to running. And this is all stemming

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from the accident. That bitch that
hit me. That's how I like.

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I don't call it the accident.
I call it that bitch that hit me.

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Uh. That's actually a better representation
because if you just say the accident

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that you were in, some people
might think it was your fault or something.

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Instead, when you call it that
bitch that hit me, then everybody

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there, there's no there's no question. Yeah, the bitch that t bone

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me at thirty miles an hour.
Yeah, so it's a it's getting it's

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getting a lot better. The shoulders
still a little because I have the torn

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labor and the torn rotator cups.
So they're gonna do that. That procedure

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today at my postop, which I
thought was very weird. Hey, that's

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actually a good thing. That means
you only got to pay for one office

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visit. Well, the bitch that
hit me is paying for the offices.

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Trey. How's your body treating you
today? Great? Well, first of

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all, yeah, I don't like
how you're you're basically triggering Raj and I

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because you're actually standing. Yeah,
Raj and I are so broken. We

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both have to sit now. That's
right. I have three pillows behind me.

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I have one, see, I
got one, and you know what,

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you know, the irony is on
this pillow. It says the future

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is bright. That's sad when I
when the old guy is in the best

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physical shape. Yeah, it's like
no Viello said the other day. He's

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like, Dan, I've seen you
in your at your peak of fitness.

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And at first I was offended,
But after this morning I realized that was

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right. Yeah, but he was
he was. He was also picturing something

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that I don't know if you guys
saw you got it. You have to

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watch like body language. Like the
minute he said that, like he started

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like rubbing the back of his head, and the like he started twirling his

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hair, I was like, Oh, he's having a moment. He's got

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all the feels for dad. You
think that's what that was? I thought

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to me, that's the look he
gets right before. That's the look he

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gets when he's trying to decide whether
or not to hang up. Oh I

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don't, I don't, I don't
think so he got a little flustered.

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Really Okay, well I need to
go back and watch last time. I

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mean, edition of Treehouse TV because
that's on YouTube by the way. Yeah,

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because you said mouthpiece and then oh
yeah, yeah, that reminds me.

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I need to send him the photo
of the wedding I did a few

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days after he gave me the dimple
trick for the neck tie. Yeah,

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so I need to I need to
send him that photo. And oh yeah,

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I'll post a photo and I'll and
you guys can you guys can judge

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for the no yellow dimple trick.
Yeah, anyway, welcome to Friday.

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See. I couldn't go all out
on that one because obviously a risk doesn't

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want me to do it for a
third time. But that's okay. Look,

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there is huge, huge news in
and around the world the country,

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specifically Texas and even more specifically North
Texas. The Supreme Court has run a

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muck on the state of Texas and
it's so important that in order for us

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to get there, we have the
first two birthdays. Sorry, it's just

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the rules. I don't I don't
make them mostly Earthdays. Today for fad

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Day March twenty second, twenty twenty
four. JJ Watt now retired. JJ

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Watt he is thirty five today,
thirty five today. In case you were

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curious all the good he did in
Texas and the city and area of Houston

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when he was there. He raised
over thirty seven million dollars for Hurricane Harvey

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relief. That was back in twenty
seventeen. He's one of those guys that

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he's he's he's one of those rare
talents that really has it all. He's

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an amazing athlete. He's not ugly
that I'm that I'm aware of, and

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he's he's actually got a you know, a heart of gold, it seems,

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and he's pretty damn funny. So
it's like he's one of those people

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that really is sort of just going
through life unfairly. He's got all the

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all the advantages, and I'm sure
Raj is thinking. Plus he's white,

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so I mean, it's really unfa
I mean, there you go. I

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just like the family where it's like
it's J. J. Watt and think

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his brother's t J, and then
the third brothers j J, t J,

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and then the third brothers Like,
now I'll just go by David.

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I'm not I'm not going to be
DJ. It's like J. J.

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Watt, T J Watt, Dave. Why in my head I was I

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was thinking, Darryl fantastic, this
is JJ t J and uh mother brother

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Darryl. Yeah, he uh is
a good looking fellow, very funny,

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Uh, great personality. New one
to new you know, new one not

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to overstay, is welcome, new
one to put it up uh and and

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be like, you know what,
I did a lot and I want to

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enjoy the rest of my life.
And solid uh solid dude, I will

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say he he is exhibiting some signs
of c t E based on the frosted

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tips he had during the Super Bowl
freak, So I think his doctor should

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keep an eye on that. Hopefully
they can stave it off. But didn't

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he make some sort of comment where
he's like, I didn't get to do

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this in the nineties. He came
out and said something to that effect like,

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hey, sometimes we make mistakes,
but I didn't get to do this.

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Then, well, look, I'd
rather be JJ Watt and experimenting with

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frosted tips than Jason Witten did when
he experimented with hair in general when he

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got on TV for ESPN's Monday Night
Football. Does he does Does he no

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longer have the hair? No?
No, you don't remember this. So

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Jason Witten is extremely thinning hair.
In his final year as a Dallas Cowboy,

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he then gets picked up to do
Monday Night Football, having never done

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play by play or color commentary or
anything like that in his career, and

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he magically grew hair for Monday Night
Football. And then after that one year

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of Monday Night Football, and they
ran him out of the booth so fast.

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He went back to football with the
Raiders, and poof, he was

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bald again. Okay, did he
shave his head because he did the hair

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transplant with like the with the same
doctor as Dion Sanders. Because I don't

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know if you guys saw that.
I look at it. Lebron's done it,

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you know, I mean many athletes
have done it. And that's one

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of those very few things that I
have a leg up on when it comes

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to the millionaire athlete, and and
that is this is all my natural hair.

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It's a plant and it's not you
know, AstroTurf or anything. Lebron

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and Michael Jordan might be among the
best basketball players to ever play the game,

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but my hair is natural. Yeah, don't you think, Like every

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time I see Prince William, I'm
like, man, all the money you

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have all the money, you can't
just fix the dome like he's he's too

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busy hiding Kate, that is that
is true. I'm like, when I

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see that, it's like, wouldn't
monitor nobly with start starting to go bald

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I don't know if you guys remember
that, Like it's just kind of crept

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up. And at one point I
think when they contract extension with the Spurs

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hit and he made, however,
many hundreds of millions of dollars, is

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when he went, yeah, I
don't give an f anymore, like bald

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away, friend, we're very wealthy. Yeah, you really can go one

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of two ways when you have that
amount of money. Either you can spend

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all the money you want in the
world because you've got it and it's really

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not that expensive percentage wise when you're
a millionaire athlete to go get you know,

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hair plugs or transplants, or you
know, take it off of a

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corpse or something and give it to
yourself. Or you just got so much

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money you just don't care anymore and
you just shave the damn thing. Yeah.

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I would have just I would just
glue hundred dollars bills to the back

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of it, like whatever. The
spot. Then whatever bald about there was

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like, we aren't you going to
do something about that's also a great porn

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star name Yeah, a new country
record recording studio, Lady, Lady Cash

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Mullet Records. I thought you were
gonna say country music artist. That sounds

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great, lady and gentlemen, please
we'll catch mullet. I think you can

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have both. Yeah, and right
now I think I'm I'm thinking of developing

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an alter ego. You should.
We're gonna find you an extension that you

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can just glue on the back,
just give you a little of the shaved

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head and then just a straight mullet. Oh so great? Oh man?

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Anyway, JJ Watt thirty five today, other birthdays inside the treehouse from crazy

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rich Asians and fresh off the boat. How do we go from JJ Watt

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to mullets? We went? We
went to air transplant, uh, jj

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Watt, Frosted Tips hair, Jason
whitten Ball Hair Transplants, Mullett a new

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Country superstar cast. And when you
lay it out like that, it all

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makes sense. And only when you
mend that, Yeah, listening to it

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is not gonna make any fucking sense. Now, Constance, where to go?

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Constance? Who is forty two.
Hey, that rhymes. Reese Witherspoon

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turns forty eight today. Speaking of
Cash, she played June Carter Cash and

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walked the line. Also, Elwood's
in the Legally Blonde movies. Yeah,

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Keegan, Michael Key, he turns
fifty three today. Matthew Modene turns sixty

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five. Has had resurgers in popularity
as doctor Martin Brenner on Stranger Things.

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Ooh, which reminds me. I
saw a photo on Facebook the other day.

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The photo credit is to one of
the Duffer brothers who created Stranger Things,

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and it was a photo of David
Harbor, the actor that plays Chief

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Hopper on Stranger Things, and it
said it was David Harbor on the set

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of Stranger Things five. So it
looks like they are in the shooting.

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I'm excited for that. I don't
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I don't think I don't think Millie
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have to be real creative. And
I'll watch it just to see how they

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go about that. Well, if
Millie Bobby Brown can't make it, maybe

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Vanilli bel Biv Devocan. I don't
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the show, so I don't know
what you're talking about. Well, that

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is a great name. You've never
seen a stranger too. Failed r and

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b artists failed, Bobby's Bobby failed
for a hard minute. He maybe he

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may. Yeah, I mean he
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mean he fell off. I wouldn't
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No, he I've met. I
saw him at the laugh He came

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to the laugh Actory one time and
he decided to sing my prerogative. And

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when I say sing, he was
hammered. Well yeah, and he couldn't

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remember the words, so the audience
was doing him a favor and they started

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singing it for him. Then he
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he knew the effing words. And
then Ricky Bell had to go on

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stage and bring him off because it
was so bad. And he goes one

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more time for Bobby Brown before he
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Yeah, But I don't know the
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I'll put it to you this way, Raj. If if you replaced Millie

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Bobby Brown's character with the surviving member, if there is one from Milli Vanilli

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and we wan's gonna notice. Okay, gotcha, I'm taking cheese white?

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Oh huh, okay, lit bet, gotcha a little bet? Yeah,

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Okay, it's one of those shows. I gotta catch up. I gotta

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I gotta start watching. Apparently it's
it is. Actually it's a really good

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show. I didn't start watching it
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and I all the hype, but
yeah, it lives up. Okay,

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I'll check it out. Just when
somebody described it and they could be wrong,

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they could have gotten it wrong.
And they're like, no, they're

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inside the Christmas tree lights. And
I was like, yeah, I'm out.

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I'm gonna go. That's not right. They use the Christmas lights to

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communicate. Oh okay, yeah,
they're not in the lights. That's just

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stupid. That's dumb. Like,
I can't believe they got that the way

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they did. Yeah, honestly,
don't don't let people's description of things ruin

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things for you, especially if it's
one person. Just you know, do

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yourself a favor. Look, watch
it for yourself, and you can,

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you know, decide from there,
all right, And I will find out

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who this will get to the bottom
of this Millie Bobby Brown. I'll tell

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you what though, if season five
is Stranger Things and it's Span Dex and

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a black man with dreadlocks, answering
to the character name eleven, I just

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don't think we're all gonna buy it, Okay, well, especially especially if

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he pops out of a bunch of
Christmas lights. Now, now watch this,

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it's a Christmas miracle, I'll say
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Are you excited about the new Ghostbusters
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I mean I love the original Ghostbusters, man. I remember that one

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vividly, and I think that was
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movie executives have just run out of
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so now they're going to revisit every
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on the people Ghostbusters. I don't
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Man, Ghostbusters. Frozen Empire comes
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scored debut at forty four percent.
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movie studios this ain't happening. Oh
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Ellen. Before the Internet, for a

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while, you could lie about how
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to be smart. But now with
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of see how smart somebody is,
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there's lots of big news going on
in the world, so let's jump

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into the big old pilot. Stupid
Supreme Court's had a big week, especially

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when it comes to the state of
Texas. The Supreme Court on Tuesday allowed

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the state of Texas to enforce for
now a contentious new law that gives local

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police the power to arrest migrants.
The conservative majority court, with three liberal

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justices dissenting, obviously rejected an emergency
request by the Biden administration, which said

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states do not have the authority to
legislate on immigration, an issue the federal

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government has sole authority over. Texas
Governor Greg Ibt hailed the court order,

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calling it clearly a positive develop though
he acknowledged that the legal battle. The

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legal battle is not over. So
while everyone likes to post and talk about

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you know, uh, you know
secede, Texas can't actually do that without

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you know, some serious ramifications.
We can't just we unlike porn Hub,

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Texas can't just pull out of the
United States. But for now, the

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Supreme Court is basically saying, you
want to take over some federal responsibility because

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you don't think the Feds are doing
it right, then by God, do

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it. The thing I take issue
with the most is if you're gonna protect

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the border, right, you can't
just focus on the Mexico border. You

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gotta keep the Oklahomans out of here
too, But nothing that you know,

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you got. You gotta pick your
battles because at least Cajun's bring in in

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budhan uh and New Mexico will bring
in some you know, some uh decorative

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stuff for your home. Oklahoma is
just full of Oklahoma's and I know because

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I'm from there. So there's a
lot of self loathing in that statement.

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Mm hmmm, Yeah, That's what
happens when your biological parents, when they

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give birth to you in the in
the state of Oklahoma, Tulsa to be

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specific, and then they seem to
make no attempts to find the little cute

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baby boy that they sent off into
the hands of the state. I'm going

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to reject them as well. So, uh no, Oklahoma's in Texas,

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not even not even their their country
loving and serving Coast Guard because you know,

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Oklahoma has its own Coast Guard station. That is a fact. You

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know what, raj The Coast Guard
has more than one responsibility, the Red

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River, which is which is mostly
dry. Where did you serve on goddamn

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red River? The Red River Detachment
of the United States Coast Guard and other

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Supreme Court news. I knew that
would go off the rails a little bit.

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The Supreme Court has declined to review
the Dallas strip club ordinance that forces

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sexually oriented businesses to close between the
hours of two and six a m.

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So, instead of hearing arguments,
the Supreme Court did the ultimate talk to

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the hand kind of thing. It's
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we don't really want to listen to
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stuff at the local level, But
the Supreme Court says it will not review

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a federal appeals Court decision that allowed
Dallas to begin enforcing an ordnance requiring requiring

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not how to say that strip clubs
and other sexually oriented businesses to close between

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two am and six am. So
that means the SOB's got to stay closed

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between two and six am. Like
it matters, Well, it's just where

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where where is everyone gonna go?
Because those places are packed every night.

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I'm just like, who's who's the
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about like the like the morning shift, who's the two am to six a

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m. Shift? What does that? What does that squad look like?

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That's gonna be? That is true? Yeah, I could strip clubs you

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make fun of of the day shift
danswers, but yeah, what is what

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is the third shift? Like,
what's what's the graveyard look like? I

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think I think you found your answer
in your question. After a handle and

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an eight ball, I guess it
looks pretty good. That's the name of

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the strippers next on the main stage. It is handled handle eight ball,

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your next eight ball, you're next, and of course I'll get your shot

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specials. Yeah, they're just doing
God's work. At that point, We're

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gonna close from two to six because
you don't want to see these chicks that

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we're about to bring it. It's
it is two am, ladies and gentlemen.

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Time to bring the lights down just
a lot lower, you know what,

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Just turn them off, just to
turn them off. We're going from

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legs and Eggs as sad and bad. Here we go two to six am.

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There it's the no light striplo.
Trusty, you don't want to see.

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Just just just go by. Feel
how about that. I'd like to

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take this moment to think to I'd
like to take this moment to thank the

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Supreme Court for its assistance uh in
this segment. Ah and uh and this

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is also this is pretty big news. On the fun side of things,

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a new mini golf venue partly owned
by Tiger Woods is set to open in

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North Texas next week. Tiger Woods
Popstroke will begin welcoming guests at Grandscape in

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the Colony on March twenty eight.
It offers an elevated mini golf experience with

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an app for scoring and mobile food
and drink orders. The venue will also

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have open air dining, a beer
garden, a sports bar, an ice

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cream parlor, a playground, lawn
games, and more. This will actually

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be the second Popstroke location to open
in Texas, but the first to open

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in DFW. Four more are set
to open statewide by the end of the

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year. So you gotta say,
let me go back and look at this

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again. It's said you've got elevated
mini golf experience, mobile food and drink

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orders, open air dining, a
beer garden, a sports bar and ice

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cream parlor, a playground, lawn
games, but doesn't include Tiger's ex wife

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chasing you around the course with a
three wood after she finds that you've been

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screwing all the bottle of servers in
Las Vegas. Oh, I was just

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hoping it was coming with the Hooters
that be that's and and also if it's

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called Popstroke, that just sounds like
what he likes to do with pills and

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the result afterwards, I'm gonna pop
this stroke crash my car. You know,

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you know popstroke is the nickname he
gave himself when he's a Hooters,

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like, uh you uh, you
wanna you want wings? What name should

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have put that under? I think, you know, you know, popstroke,

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that's his burner account on on social
media at Popstroke go steal that,

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Yeah, popstroke dot com. I
know. I think I think if if

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you had kid and like let's say
you you take the family there's supposed to

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be a family venue and they're selling
shirts that's say Popstroke and it's like if

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it has a photo of Tiger Woods
on it and popstroke the words on it,

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will you get sent home from elementary
school? I just I love the

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idea of so somebody had so you
know, he just like he had to

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lend his name to it. It's
like, so somebody, so there's like

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a group of people like we need
to start a mini golf, Like who

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can we get on board with?
This? Is Tiger Woods? Like really

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is that? Is? That?
Is that who you want kids to look

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up to? It? This like
I understand like back of the day,

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like he was the phenom. But
then all the stuff starts coming out with

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the burner phones and the Hooters waitresses
two three at a time while he's married.

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No, if that's the uh the
face you want for your mini golf,

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I don't know. That's well.
I think the well, here's the

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thing. Grandscape has done a number
of things to uh to bring people to

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the colony, so many attractions,
and I think having Tiger Woods as Pop

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Stroke there is going to be a
huge attraction, so much so that I'm

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pretty sure his ex wife Elin is
going to have this space next door for

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one of those anger rooms where you're
going and smash and break things. Well.

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Also, don't don't forget about this
as far as a business plan overall.

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Yeah, there's another Woods that's going
to be a phenom, Charlie Woods.

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So yeah, Now, now is
he gonna be Is he going to

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be known as Little Pop Stroke or
is that? Is that gonna be Junior?

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That's gonna be his hip hop name. Actually, he's gonna be Pop's

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Stroke. You know what. I'm
good? Right there? Visit us online

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at Treehouseonair dot com. Pop's are
stroked. Unlike Poornhub, Tyler never pulls

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up. Let's get Jaqueline from Brooks
Plumbing into the Treehouse now two one,

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four, three, six, eight, thirty eight thirty eight the website Brooks

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Plumbing, Texas dot Com. I've
enjoyed seeing your family on these spots,

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Jacqueline. I love that you still
have your mom with you there. I

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know working with family can be difficult. And it can be trying on somebody's

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patients. But the good news is
with Brooks Plumbing, when someone calls you,

408
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you guys actually respond pretty quickly,
no matter what sort of infighting is

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happening with the family. That's true. I had a phone call from two

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different insurance adjusters yesterday where they were
like, can you please, please please

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go today? And I'm like,
you understand, it's like two thirty in

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the afternoon, and we technically stop
at five. We'll keep going, but

413
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that's not the point. And it
was interesting because we were not fighting in

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this house in this office. Rather, we're not in a house, but

415
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we weren't fighting in this office.
But I had the technicians in a house

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and they started running the water because
they were looking for a leak, and

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the mom of the house came running
upstairs. Who the f is running the

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water? And she thought it was
her son's but it was the plumbers,

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and so they ended up wallpaper to
the wall, just out of sheer fear.

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And then she rounded the corner and
saw two grown men and was like,

421
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oh, never mind, and she
ferried down the stairs as if she

422
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had wings. Everything is fine,
So it's not isolated to our office.

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We're used to sometimes seeing dirty houses. We're used to sometimes seeing family's fight.

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If you need us, it's a
stressful time. So if you've got

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the drama, we can handle it. All the plumbing, none of the

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judgment. Just called Brooks Plumbing two
one four three six eight thirty eight thirty

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eight. Two one four three six
eight thirty eight thirty eight or Brooks Plumbing

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Texas dot com and they don't necessarily
mind if you yell at them. No,

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you're listening to the Treehouse. Visit
us online at Treehouse on Air dot

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com. This segment of the Treehouse
is brought to you by Brooks Plumbing.

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Thank you tree The segment of the
Treehouse brought to you by Brooks Plumbing.

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For any and all of your plumbing
wants and needs, give them a call.

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Two one four three six eight thirty
eight thirty eight. That's two one

434
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four three six eight thirty eight thirty
eight. The website Brooks Plumbing Texas dot

435
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com. I need to look up
look online to see if the Oklahoma station

436
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of the United States Coast Guard sells
T shirts. I'd love I'd love to

437
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buy one. That's you know,
one of those like Deepwater Rescue Team Oklahoma

438
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US. There's there's there's three home
of Coast Guard stations and a recruiting station.

439
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So you have gans Oklahoma, Sousaw, Bethany, and then Oklahoma City

440
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has their recruiting station. I feel
like that would be the easy Coastguard station

441
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because like if someone well, I
mean if someone falls in the Red River,

442
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you just walk to the bank and
go there. He is the coast

443
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guard job just goes stand up exactly. You have saved more lives in the

444
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history of the Coast Guard than anyone
ever by simply telling people to stand up.

445
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It poses an interesting question if your
life was on the line, who

446
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who do you trust more? Oklahoma
Coast Guard or the Cajun Navy. Who

447
00:36:51.760 --> 00:36:53.440
do I trust more? Or who
do I think is going to bring better

448
00:36:53.480 --> 00:37:00.880
snacks? I think I'm gonna go
with the Cajun Navy. Cajun Navy as

449
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opposed to like you can't you can't, you can't have real beer? Uh?

450
00:37:05.039 --> 00:37:07.039
You know, the Cajun Navy is
like there's whiskey in the gumbo.

451
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Yeah, when when the alcohol content
is higher in the gumbo than it is

452
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the beer in Oklahoma, you bring
on the Cajun Navy, the Cajun Navy.

453
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You're gonna keep going in circles,
but it's gonna be fun. But

454
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you'll never you'll never drown. All
right, it is time for wrong answers.

455
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Only wrong answers only inside the treehouse, for Trey and Raj and myself.

456
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Or I will read a headline or
a quote or something like that,

457
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and I will intentionally leave a word
or phrase blank to see if Trey and

458
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Raj can properly give the wrong answers. Okay, all right, gentlemen,

459
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are you ready? Yes, okay, time for your first wrong answer.

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Only here we go. Jenny McCarthy
remembers. Sorry, Jenny McCarthy says,

461
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all the parties at the Playboy mansion
were full of blank. Jenny McCarthy says

462
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the Playboy parties were filled with blank. Give you guys a second to come

463
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up with an answer that needs to
be wrong. Jenny McCarthy says, the

464
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Playboy parties were filled with blank.
All right, here we go. Try.

465
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We will start with you, sir. It's the wrong answer is the

466
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one? I mean, everything I
think of it actually was probably there.

467
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Uh. I mean, it's like, you know, a midget and a

468
00:39:06.880 --> 00:39:14.039
donkey. No, it might have
been there for this particular quote. That

469
00:39:14.199 --> 00:39:16.199
is not the correct answer. Therefore, that is the wrong answer, so

470
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good job. Trey over to u
RAJ. Jenny McCarthy says the Playboy parties

471
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were filled with blank. I was
gonna go with uh Bill Cosby's latest line

472
00:39:30.280 --> 00:39:36.599
of nighttime vitamins. Whoa, that
is a wrong answer, so good job.

473
00:39:37.000 --> 00:39:39.400
No. In actuality, Jenny McCarthy
said, the Playboy parties were filled

474
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with ugly old men. So no, uh no, real shocker there.

475
00:39:46.320 --> 00:39:52.280
She was just drunken saw four Hefner's
that's all. Well, that's what happens

476
00:39:52.320 --> 00:40:05.639
when when you invite the Cajun Navy. It was first responders night. Yeah,

477
00:40:05.679 --> 00:40:07.440
oh man, that's good. All
right, all right, next one,

478
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here we go. We got time
for another one. I've got time

479
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for another helping of wrong answers.
Only here we go. Are you ready,

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gentlemen? Twenty five percent of men
are self conscious about how they're blank,

481
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smell or smells one d five percent
of men are self conscious. That

482
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was unintentional, that was premature.
Well at least something over there is getting

483
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erect. Yeah, anyway, Twenty
five percent of men are self conscious about

484
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how their blank smell or smells.
So, Raj, we will start with

485
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you how they're I don't want that's
just no, can be like a regular

486
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game show. Can I pass?
I'll allow you to pass over to Trey.

487
00:41:10.920 --> 00:41:15.960
Trey, twenty five percent of men
say they are self conscious about how

488
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they're blank smell or smells. I'm
gonna go with taint, Dan, That's

489
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what I was gonna say. See, I didn't want to say why Why

490
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would you not want to say that? That is? I like I was

491
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on the same way for it.
Then I was like, Trey's gonna say

492
00:41:30.159 --> 00:41:37.920
it that that is correct because it
is a wrong answer. No twenty five,

493
00:41:37.320 --> 00:41:39.599
RAJ, So you were gonna say
taint as well? Yes, all

494
00:41:39.679 --> 00:41:44.199
right, so you're both you both
get a ding. Uh. Twenty five

495
00:41:44.280 --> 00:41:51.239
percent of men are self conscious about
how their hands smell. Hands. Now,

496
00:41:51.320 --> 00:41:55.119
if I said one hundred percent of
men are self conscious about how their

497
00:41:55.159 --> 00:42:02.320
taint smells, that obviously would have
worked for you guys, right, I

498
00:42:02.320 --> 00:42:06.760
guess more accurately would have been one
of men are self conscious about how their

499
00:42:06.760 --> 00:42:10.599
blank smell. Then the answer would
be tainted. Yeah, hands interesting,

500
00:42:10.639 --> 00:42:15.480
Okay, you guys never but raj. You just did it. You guys,

501
00:42:15.480 --> 00:42:20.559
never never sniff your fingers just in
case. No, I'm or is

502
00:42:20.599 --> 00:42:25.639
that only after they've been somewhere stinky. I washed my hands regularly. I'm

503
00:42:25.679 --> 00:42:32.000
moisturized. Yeah, I have cocoa
butter for my for my hands, for

504
00:42:32.119 --> 00:42:37.400
my moisturize and needs is the cocoa
butter. I like that invitamin and eat

505
00:42:37.400 --> 00:42:43.320
oil. I do that for my
cuticles and trey. I know you moisturize.

506
00:42:43.320 --> 00:42:46.800
So I'm assuming you've got nice smelling
hands. Oh that and I just

507
00:42:47.920 --> 00:42:52.760
being in a restaurant, and I
mean I washed my hands all the time.

508
00:42:52.880 --> 00:42:58.480
So yeah, so you have the
moisture, otherwise they would be cracked.

509
00:42:59.000 --> 00:43:05.719
Oh yeah, moisture absolutely. And
sanitizers really bad. Yeah really the

510
00:43:05.760 --> 00:43:07.800
alcohol. Well, I mean you
could, as you know, working in

511
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the in the the food industry,
you could try a different approach. You

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could stick your hands directly into the
fryer, so then your hands smell like

513
00:43:19.639 --> 00:43:22.599
fried food. And that might that
might, uh, I might get you

514
00:43:22.639 --> 00:43:32.320
some more. You know, some
ladies hungry ladies, but ladies curly pinky,

515
00:43:34.039 --> 00:43:40.840
and you'll get those ladies from two
am to six am. Actually be

516
00:43:40.880 --> 00:43:46.239
the uber for Applebee's. Yeah,
and in that cause you really wouldn't need

517
00:43:46.239 --> 00:43:50.440
the lights from to the six am
at the Strip club, because they'll find

518
00:43:50.440 --> 00:43:55.079
your trade just by smell alone.
That guy over there has got the funnel

519
00:43:55.119 --> 00:44:07.000
cake fingers. He's got the biggest
cheese sticks you've ever seen. Oh,

520
00:44:07.079 --> 00:44:07.920
I got time for one more quick? You want to do one more quick?

521
00:44:07.920 --> 00:44:10.079
One true? Okay, here we
go, last one, Here we

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00:44:10.119 --> 00:44:15.920
go. Actors Ewan McGregor and Mary
Elizabeth Winstead. You know they're married,

523
00:44:15.000 --> 00:44:22.840
right. Ewan McGregor and Mary Elizabeth
Winstead used a blank even though they're married.

524
00:44:24.159 --> 00:44:30.360
Ewan McGregor and Mary Elizabeth Winstead used
a blank even though they're married.

525
00:44:30.440 --> 00:44:38.000
Trey, we'll start with you don't
think too hard on this. I mean

526
00:44:40.719 --> 00:44:47.519
a dildo. Good job. That
is the wrong answer. Ok Try and

527
00:44:47.559 --> 00:44:50.840
I are on the same wavelength.
I was gonna go with the Dan dough

528
00:44:52.320 --> 00:44:58.599
also a wrong answer. No more. Shockingly, Ewan McGregor and Mary Elizabeth

529
00:44:58.599 --> 00:45:04.519
Winstead used an in intimacy coordinator even
though they're married. Yeah, I want

530
00:45:04.559 --> 00:45:09.679
that job, you do. Intimacy
coordinator. You want to be you want

531
00:45:09.679 --> 00:45:14.199
to be the person on set that
tells people don't touch that don't put that

532
00:45:14.280 --> 00:45:16.480
there, and I think I think
that's the opposite. I think it's touched

533
00:45:16.519 --> 00:45:20.719
that put that there. I think
that's what an intimacy coordinator does. Or

534
00:45:20.800 --> 00:45:23.079
is that a bone choreographer. I
don't know how that works, Like I

535
00:45:23.079 --> 00:45:28.079
don't know which which feel and I'm
thinking I need to go on LinkedIn and

536
00:45:28.159 --> 00:45:36.119
check out postings for a bone choreographer, Like where was that guy on career

537
00:45:36.239 --> 00:45:40.199
Day? I mean, who do
you think has to make everything happen on

538
00:45:40.239 --> 00:45:47.280
the bang bus? Come on,
guys, that's an intimacy coordinator. They

539
00:45:47.360 --> 00:45:52.639
play a husband's wife on their news
show, a gentleman in Moscow. When

540
00:45:52.639 --> 00:45:57.119
it comes to sex scenes. You
think they wouldn't any help, but they

541
00:45:57.159 --> 00:46:00.000
actually used an intimacy coordinator one of
the new jobs in Holly would Ewan says

542
00:46:00.320 --> 00:46:05.159
it's still necessary because it's also about
the crew and it's odd to be naked

543
00:46:05.159 --> 00:46:07.360
in front of people. It's odd
to be intimate in front of the camera.

544
00:46:07.599 --> 00:46:10.079
If you're doing a dance scene,
you have a choreographer. It's an

545
00:46:10.119 --> 00:46:15.239
important part of the work now because
it's somebody that the director and actors meet

546
00:46:15.280 --> 00:46:17.920
in the middle. I actually like
what Ewan says in the first place about

547
00:46:19.000 --> 00:46:23.320
needing an intimacy coordinator on the set
with his wife because they're thinking about the

548
00:46:23.440 --> 00:46:30.920
crew. I mean, that's really
sweet on its part. That's how you

549
00:46:30.960 --> 00:46:34.840
guys are going to see some stuff
that you're just not prepared for, so

550
00:46:34.880 --> 00:46:37.039
we want to make sure someone's on
set ready to make sure you're okay.

551
00:46:37.920 --> 00:46:47.880
Yeah, that's how you go from
intimacy coordinator to group therapy that you know

552
00:46:47.960 --> 00:46:51.039
you and I think they're going to
be fine. The whole crew has their

553
00:46:51.079 --> 00:46:57.320
phones out in recording. Now your
kids are going to be scarred for a

554
00:46:57.360 --> 00:47:04.760
long time. Yeah, child therapy
coordinator. I think that's going to be

555
00:47:04.800 --> 00:47:08.760
more important, especially if they both
reprise their Star Wars roles together in the

556
00:47:08.800 --> 00:47:16.039
bedroom where he's Obi Wan and she's
the Green Chicken. That's the only show

557
00:47:16.039 --> 00:47:21.480
you hope doesn't get picked up for
syndication. Kids can watch this ten years

558
00:47:21.519 --> 00:47:27.079
later. Wow, I've never even
heard that. There is plenty of Star

559
00:47:27.119 --> 00:47:30.920
Wars. I was just gonna say, Hollywood for twelve years and I never

560
00:47:30.920 --> 00:47:35.559
heard of an intimacy coordinator. That
is fantastic. That's because Raj had to

561
00:47:35.599 --> 00:47:38.199
have done a love scene. Well, I've never heard that with anybody.

562
00:47:38.480 --> 00:47:42.159
I've never met one. Like people
in Hollywood like to tell you what their

563
00:47:42.239 --> 00:47:45.559
job is, however important or unimportant. And nobody's ever like, uh they

564
00:47:45.559 --> 00:47:49.800
see that new Uh you and McGregor, Yeah, I tell him where to

565
00:47:49.800 --> 00:47:53.280
put his peepee. That's what I
do. That's what I'm the intimacy coordinator.

566
00:47:53.599 --> 00:47:58.039
Like, that's never been bet but
I bet you got plenty of people

567
00:47:58.039 --> 00:48:04.760
in Hollywood running around telling everyone under
the bone choreographer, that's just a fluffer.

568
00:48:19.679 --> 00:48:30.639
I feel like a disappointed trade there. Intimacy coordinator is the new casting

569
00:48:30.679 --> 00:48:40.360
director somewhere. Harvey Weinstein was like, that's what I was. That's his

570
00:48:40.440 --> 00:48:53.320
defense for the next try from prison, he was able to win long answers

571
00:48:53.320 --> 00:48:55.800
only all right, thanks for hanging
out with us inside the tree House today.

572
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We appreciate it. Be sure to
check out the show on money Day.

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That'll be episode eighty eight right here
inside the Treehouse. Wheat, We'll

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see you then,