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Today we hear about one of Trey's vivid childhood memories, we talk facial hair (and lack thereof), waterpark stories, song covers, and Gwyneth Paltrow wants us to give WHAT to our mothers?!?! LINKS:...

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Today we hear about one of Trey's vivid childhood memories, we talk facial hair (and lack thereof), waterpark stories, song covers, and Gwyneth Paltrow wants us to give WHAT to our mothers?!?!

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It is time to leave your worries outside and laugh

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with us inside the treehouse. Today is Fred Day, May ninth,

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Twoy twenty five. Welcome inside the treehouse today. I'm Daniel Mallley,

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along with Trey Trenholm, Raj Sharma and Jerry Caldwell.

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Holy crap, we are almost halfway through the ear. I know,

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freaky right.

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And not only that, but if I read my calendar correctly,

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Sunday's Mother's Day.

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Sunday is Mother's Day?

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Are you giving your mom all the Mother's Day vibes

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this year? Let me clarify, Are you buying your mom

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a vibrator for Mother's Day? Absolutely?

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Not, Different strokes for different folks.

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Folks.

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I know you're wondering, who in their right mind would

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gift their mom an adult toy for Mother's Day. Gwyneth

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Paltrow's It's Gwyneth Paltrow, So obviously I'm using the phrase

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right mind very loosely here.

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Gwyneth Paltrow's Goop.

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Publication, very appropriately named today released a Mother's Day gift guide,

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and the options run from affordable to ridiculously extravagant. For example,

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there's a twenty five dollars memory journal, which is probably

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something I need, and a seventeen thousand dollars necklace. But

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Gwyneth also believes your mom should pleasure herself this year

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with the Womanizer Enhance love toy. It's only one hundred

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and fifty nine dollars plus shipping. But isn't your mother's

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happiness priceless? Now? Trey feels it very much has a

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price tag on it now. Look, Gwyneth Paltrow doesn't even

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know which Marvel movies she's been in, so I will

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not be taking any gift giving advice from her. So

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if not an adult love toy for mom, what is

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what is your Mother's Day gift planned?

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This year? Trey will start with you because you're the one.

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That I'm really mostly curious about to get an answer,

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What do you do it for your mom for Mother's Day?

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Besides not throwing her downstairs?

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It'd be more rolling her at this point?

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Yeah, because you're right, it would be like you just

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lean down and whisper. It's like, Mom, all I gotta

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do is just one little push.

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Uh, getting her nothing, taking her to lunch?

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Hmm, that's something. So your gift is your presence?

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Is it?

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Like my plan? Is actually, I'm gonna go see my

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stepmother on Mother's Day and then I'm gonna take my

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mother to lunch on Monday.

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Is your mom going to know?

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And I mean this mostly respectfully, is your mom going

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to know it's not Mother's Day and it's the day after.

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It depends on the day.

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That's the beauty.

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That's the one good thing about having a mom who

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doesn't necessarily who isn't necessarily all there mentally as you

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can tell her that it's Mother's Day, even if it's Monday.

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No, with my mom, anything that could be associated with guilt,

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she'll remember.

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Fair enough and by and by lunchry like is it

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like a sitting down lunch or you just like through

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the drive through and then the back of the house.

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He's just gonna roll her through the Taco Bell drive through.

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Go what you want?

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Girl, Look, Mama, it's either this or the stairs.

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I don't know which fate is worse.

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Rise.

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I know that your your mother has uh has passed on,

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so I won't I won't bother you with this question

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unless you have certain something specially you do for Mother's

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Day for your mom. But Jerry, what what about you?

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Where are you going to get for your mama.

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Well, both of my mothers have also passed.

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Okay, so it'll be so now it's a money saving holiday.

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Uh yeah, there there there will be phone call to

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the mother figures on Mother's Day.

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Gotcha?

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Oh gotcha.

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Yeah, there's not a Hallmark card for like, happy Mother's Day,

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you're dead.

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Yeah, I've looked. It's well, also, where would you send it?

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There's a little slot, there's a gravesite slept in there.

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That's not a bad idea.

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Actually do like you should.

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Actually they should make those at cemeteries a little male

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slots you can drop stuff in.

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Yeah, I would put no soliciting on mine.

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I'd send them junk mail.

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But I'm Indian enough. I'm Indian enough to where I'm like,

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let's keep the coupons.

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Spam the Dead.

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Just so a great name for a punk rock band. Dead.

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Just just keep inserting car warranty coupons in there. Uh yeah, so,

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I mean Mother's Day. Not everyone has the best gift ideas,

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And I certainly wouldn't go to Gwyneth Paltrow for gift

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giving ideas. And I'm not sure if anyone really would

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actually give their mama an adult toy for Mother's Day.

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If so, you can check out Gwyneth Paltrow's recommendation what

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are you doing for Yours?

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Dan?

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The new tradition for Mother's Day is me having TIFF's

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Treats delivered because I know my mom likes cookies and

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ice cream and I can send both through TIFFs Treats.

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It's not a paid endorsement from Tips Treats, although if

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they would like to Treehouse on air at gmail dot

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com would be happy to spark a paid relationship. But yeah,

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usually it's TIFFs Treats because you know I Because remember

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back when we were on the Eagle, we would do

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the Sherry's Berries endorsement stuff. So once the marketing agency

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realized that Russ hated his mom and wasn't sending the

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berries to her, we were all just eating them, the

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account shifted to me because I would send them to

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my mom. But it was soon after I realized that

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my mom doesn't like fruit of any kind, so they

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were really wasted on her. So then I shifted over

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to the TIFFs Streets. Can't go wrong with the cookies,

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and those.

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Are really good cookies.

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If we got sponsored by Tiff Streets the boxes on

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this you know, broadcast this thing, are not big enough.

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I would I would be I would be five hundred pounds.

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Yeah.

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The video boxes that we use to record video on

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this show would need to be double landscape.

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Yeah. I can say no to alcohol, I can say

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no to cigarettes. I cannot say no to a stick

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or doodle.

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Roj Sharma and Jerry Caledwell on a facty uh, Raj,

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what was it you were just telling?

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Jerry?

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Oh, I mean his goate is coming in strong. I

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can admire that.

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Yeah, thank you.

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You're starting to look like a Sons of Anarchy extra

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nicely done.

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Or just Chad Kroger let himself go or never was,

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Yeah you should. You should just like roll up to

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the Ritz Carlton and be like, I'm the lead singer Nickelback.

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And just see what they do, because if they look

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up a photo, yeah, and hold it next to your face.

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It probably worked.

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Yeah, you can just go look at this photograph.

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Just start singing the song to let you right. Okay,

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that's clearly him.

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Yeah, thank you for the tip. Yeah oh yeah.

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Yeah, I just recently got some some tips on taking.

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Care of it.

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I got a new beard oil. Okay, yeah, do.

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You get Do they have that at Defender Outdoors or

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is it just gunned oil or can you use like

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a little bit of both.

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I use coconut oil so that that helps a lot.

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Meanwhile, Trey is looking all of us with our facial

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hair and just with a big fu light up sign.

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Trey hasn't shaved in three weeks. I shaved this morning

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before I came on.

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Looks like this trade, is it.

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Are you ever envious of really strong facial hair game Like,

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not not me so much, but like Aaraj especially or

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a specially Jerry looking at how strong his go tea

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looks right now?

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Do you ever think, man, I wish I could, or

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are you happy without it?

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In general? I'm happy without it, but occasionally, yeah, I'm

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like that. That'd be cool if I, uh, I didn't

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live like a leper when I didn't shave for a week.

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Like, Okay, So if you could grow facial hair, Trey, like,

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what would be the like, what would you do just

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go straight mustache or you want to go full beard

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or like Raja.

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I'm glad you asked this because I think Trey would

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look really good with just a mustache.

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Classic.

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Yeah.

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I don't think I can ultimately even like facial hair.

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Just no, I don't think I could ever do it

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for long. But yeah, just just the ability to grow

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a full beard would be would be cool.

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Well, the go tee is not by choice. This is

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all I can grow the parts that have no hair

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on them. It just doesn't grow there.

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So the cheeks have no growth, but everything around your

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mouth grows.

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Yes, there's just a little bit of shaping, just a

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little bit because I have a few colonists that have

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kind of tried to secede out here on my cheeks,

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so I have to get rid of those.

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But other than that, it's this is it?

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Wow?

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That must be nice.

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It's amazing to have that much growth in one area

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but not the rest of the air.

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That's so weird.

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Yeah, I have to trim my beard at least once

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a week, if not twice.

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Yeah, because it grows that fast.

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I didn't get any hair on my chest until I

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was in my thirties.

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That's weird.

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That is super weird. Now, did you freak out too?

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Really well? I mean a little bit, because it's two really.

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Long ones on each side right there around the around

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the area of there, and I mean we're talking like

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long when you pull them out.

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Why don't you just shave? That's first of all, oh.

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Well said.

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He just went, Yeah, you know, I didn't go any

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chest hair, but you didn't either. You just have nipple hair.

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That's what you have, So just shave it.

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I mean, I'm not.

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Even sure if that classifies his hair. It just sounds

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like two nipple vines.

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I have no chest hair.

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What do you seal?

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Welsh Irish? I think there's the.

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That'll do.

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Yeah, I'm not even wearing a black shirt. This is

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just what my test.

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Man.

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Can you imagine how much fun Tray has on a

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slipping slide? He just keeps going, yeah, like there, there's there, there,

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there's a there's a wall at the end, and it's needed.

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Otherwise Tray would Trey would still be going.

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People the water park must love you. He just like

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he's done in two seconds, he's already in the water.

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Speaking of which, r I p to the black Hole

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in Arlington, Texas got got torn down recently at Hurricane Harbor,

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or as we all knew it when we were kids,

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Wet and Wild When and Wild? Yeah, the black Hole

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was an iconic ride right there off of I thirty

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in Arlington, and it recently got torn down, making way

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for a new a ride, a new attraction, something that

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tray can can slip down in a matter of seconds.

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What was the other So there were at one point

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there were two water parks in Arlington. What was the other? One?

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Two in Arlington?

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Yes, there was Wet and Wild, there was something else.

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Then Six Flags ended up buying them both, and I

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think basically kind of combining them into one.

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What I remember out of that was you had what

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and Wild and next door to it was I think

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it was fund Sphere. Yeah, it was like a go

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kart arcade type thing. They bought that and combined it

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because I remember doing go karts there at fund Sphere

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and video games. I don't remember there being a second.

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Water the water parks, there was a I.

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Do I do remember a second Wet and Wild in Garland.

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It was originally Whitewater, Yes, Whitewater, yes, okay, that was

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in Garland. That was where I almost died.

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What and Wild Garland is where I maybe it was

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started out as Whitewater and then it went to Wet

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and Wild And I.

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Know what you're talking about. It's a It was a

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place called surf and swim surf in Garland.

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They had one there, and they had one in Arlington,

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a wave They had a wave pool and the Yeah.

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Okay, maybe that's the one.

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Yeah, it's the Wet and Wild in Garland turned into

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a CarMax.

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Much safer that way.

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But I don't know about that.

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But okay, I may not have a good memory, but

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I remember this day in eighth grade. Uh it was

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I went with my buddy Brad and we went to

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what Wild Garland.

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That looking back on it, that should have.

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Been a red flag. But I forget what the ride

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was called. But it was the really tall one. It

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was the tallest ride at wet Wild.

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Just the white lightning, white lightning, white lightning, and it

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happened at the end.

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Okay, I don't know.

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I've had a timer but white Lightning also sounds like

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Trey's nickname at the water park, but it was. It

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was the ride where you you you take the stairs

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all the way to the top of the platform and

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it's just a long ramp going down right slide. But

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there was a little bump in the middle of it,

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like a little hump, and then it goes back down right,

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So it wasn't just straight straight down. There's like a

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little hump about a quarter of the way down. That's

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where That's where it almost killed me because I go

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phase first, I go down and when I hit the

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hump on the slide, I got air and got I

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get chills thinking about it to this day. I got

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so much air my entire body left the slide and

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I was no longer in contact with wet and wild garland.

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And thank god I landed back in the slide, because

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had I been a little left or a little right,

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I would have.

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Been a permanent stain on the concrete. At the New Carmacks.

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Can you imagine Trey here? Mean the atmosphere.

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Keep you up there next to the Tesla.

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Jerry Caldwell. We're just sharing our childhood experiences of What

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and Wild me specifically the time I almost died at

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the What and Wild Garland as a child. Jerry, you

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said the same thing happened to you.

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I had a very similar experience. I was I was

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a really skinny kid and I am going down this

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thing white light and then baby and just I hit

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that bump and I actually like started moving off the track.

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There was enough wind that it and of course it

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caught me and I landed, but I remember my left

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side kind of hanging up on the edge of that

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slide a little bit.

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When I came back down, well.

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Wow, yeah, I almost died.

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I almost died at the surf and Swim in Garland,

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I was it was a site, was a we we

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came in I think like first or second from my

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soccer team, and that that was the that was what

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we won, was a little trip to the surf and

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swim and I was just on my little raft, chilling

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and joined the sun and I kind of drifted off

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to sleep and I didn't hear the horn for the

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wave pool and I just woke up to like just

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but like being knocked over and I and I did.

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I got knocked over, the raft tumbled over, I went

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straight down and as I tried to swim up, every

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wave coming down would pushed me back down. And there

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was this Hispanic lady that was swimming with her kids

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and she I loved it. It was just the most

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immigrant move ever. She just grabbed me by my hair

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and just pulled me up and just like swam me

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to the swam me to the other side, just threw

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me up on the little concrete and I was like, oh,

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thank thank you so much for that.

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Man.

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Also, can I have pump a hairback?

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Yeah?

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I think that's how you can kind of define your

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childhood is whether or not you almost drowned in the

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wavepool at a water park.

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And I'm with you. I had that. I almost did

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a drowning. Yeah, yep.

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But I mean even crazier than that. I mean, any

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of y'all remember Lyon Country Safari. Yes, it was in

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Grand Prairie, uh, kind of where the horse track is now,

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But I mean literally you could drive through and it's

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and in the beginning you drove through the lion and

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tiger enclosures like they could come up to your car.

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Bad idea. I forget trey.

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At the Lion Country Safari, did they give you the

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feed buckets? I mean, obviously not for the lion's part,

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So gay children, here's a bucket of chum, have fun.

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Well for the lions, you are the feed bucket.

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I would like to say, well, you had people like

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my crazy stepmother who, before going into the lion exhibit

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would rub ground beef all over her car.

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That is, hands down, in my almost fifty years on

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this planet, and the majority of it in the state

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of Texas. That is the whitest thing I've ever heard

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anybody who say out loud.

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There's there's people.

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There are people that can't afford eggs right now, right

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your mom was just taking ground chuck and just rolling

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it on the on the buick.

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Ugh, I am, I am thoroughly stunned.

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That's that's the not only yeah, rise, it's one of

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the whitest things even I've heard, But that may be

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one the wildest things I have ever heard in my life.

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Oh, she thought it was a great and it's funny

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it was. It was a Buick skylark. Uh uh yeah, no,

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she she thought it was the greatest thing ever.

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I have to ask.

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Did it work?

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Oh yeah, of course.

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Line's coming up licking the car.

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They had a good time. The bumper's gone, but hey,

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you know.

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The tires is flat. Well it's a good thing. It

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was a Buick her car.

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At one point one time her car stalled out and

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so they had the ranger guys had to come come

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get her.

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And uh so, yeah, wow, is that the one that

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turned into International Wildlife Park?

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No, I think so.

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It was in Prie as well.

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Uh, it was Lion Country Safari, and then I swear

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maybe it was something else before, and then it was

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Lion Country Safari, and then then it was you drove

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through and certain parts they would give you a feed

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bucket and you could feed like the giraffes and other

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But then you would drive through the lion and tigers

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and they were caged off and you could just look

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at them. Obviously they couldn't come close to your car.

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And then.

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Lawsuit happened.

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I know one person got their finger bitten by a giraffe,

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and use people don't realize like those they'll bite anything.

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I saw one bite the limbs of a camera.

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Okay, okay, So at Lion Country Safari. M hm, your

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step mom would cover the car and ground meat to

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attract the attention of the lions.

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Trey. You're an only child, right.

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Mm hmm.

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Child, that's the day we lost Gary.

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I'm Daniel Mallley along with Trey Trenholm, Raj Sharma and

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Jerry Caldwell. This is unrelated to the previous topic, but

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I bet we find a way to weave the two together.

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Are you familiar with dinosaur Time? Have you heard of

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dinosaur Time? It's not the subtitle to the new Jurassic

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Park or it's not the new subtitle to the Jurassic

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World movie no one asked for with Scarlett Johanson.

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That was my mistake.

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Dinosaur Time is the new viral food trend, and surprise, surprise,

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it's stupid. Dinosaur Time involves grabbing handfuls of greens like

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let us spindat your kale, and then just stucking them

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in their mouth and then chewing them quickly, mimicking how

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herbivores ate during the Mesozoic era. Yes, really, social media

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is to blame, specifically at Something's Up sa h mta

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h I n g s up, social media user at

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Something's Up is believed to be behind the viral videos,

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and she said on her TikTok that it's a way

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to boost your consumption of greens. She says the goal

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is simply to eat at least a full serving of

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green veggies before a meal, ideally quickly and while channeling

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a hungry dinosaur. She says, I just grab a large

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handful and eat everything I grab. Dinosaur time is more

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about the goal than the process.

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I have never seen any of these videos, but I

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would just like to say that's how I eat salad.

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Like a dinosaur with a little a.

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This is why we're losing rex with they didn't eat salad.

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Touche.

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You guys are stuffing greens in your face and meanwhile

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in China they're learning math and science.

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Yeah, yeah, you're right. I think this. I think this

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is one of the symptoms of a greater problem.

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Wow, that is.

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A really if I haven't gotten my you know, my

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00:27:10.880 --> 00:27:13.839
greens intake for the day, you know, it's like two

487
00:27:13.880 --> 00:27:17.680
cups of leafy vegetables. I will just grab a bag

488
00:27:17.720 --> 00:27:19.880
and just like eat them like a bag of potato

489
00:27:19.960 --> 00:27:23.240
chips until I get my okay, my two cups.

490
00:27:22.960 --> 00:27:25.680
And well, according to this new social media trend, the

491
00:27:25.759 --> 00:27:28.680
idea is just to do it really really quickly, so

492
00:27:28.839 --> 00:27:31.920
that way you can move on to something tastier and

493
00:27:31.960 --> 00:27:34.759
then that way you get your daily allotment of vegetables.

494
00:27:35.440 --> 00:27:37.319
And since around the topic, I'd like to take this

495
00:27:37.400 --> 00:27:41.240
opportunity to announce my new viral food trend, the airplane.

496
00:27:41.519 --> 00:27:43.359
All I gotta do is grab up spoon or a

497
00:27:43.400 --> 00:27:45.599
fork loaded up with veggies and pretend it's a plane

498
00:27:45.599 --> 00:27:49.000
that needs to land in your mouth. Yes, you can

499
00:27:49.119 --> 00:27:50.960
do this yourself, but it does help if your mom

500
00:27:51.079 --> 00:27:53.240
or dad are around to hold the spoon and make

501
00:27:53.279 --> 00:27:54.279
the airplane noises.

502
00:27:55.599 --> 00:27:57.039
What about what about whye for you?

503
00:27:57.160 --> 00:27:57.359
Dan?

504
00:27:59.720 --> 00:28:01.720
She'll have to do that eventually when I have my stroke.

505
00:28:01.839 --> 00:28:07.559
Yeah, I know what's coming, all I all.

506
00:28:07.599 --> 00:28:09.279
I just picture is you in a high chair? Now,

507
00:28:11.640 --> 00:28:14.200
leg's kicking. There's Daniel with a big pencil.

508
00:28:14.839 --> 00:28:16.720
Except for me, it's not a high chair. It's it's normal.

509
00:28:16.720 --> 00:28:23.400
I'm sure got your little on every chair is a

510
00:28:23.480 --> 00:28:23.920
high chair.

511
00:28:25.680 --> 00:28:28.160
Yeah, when you're when you're when you're a short king,

512
00:28:28.240 --> 00:28:29.440
every chair is a high chair.

513
00:28:35.319 --> 00:28:37.680
At dinner times, Terra is in the front going open

514
00:28:37.759 --> 00:28:39.279
my Danny here comes.

515
00:28:46.240 --> 00:28:48.039
Got to make sure I remember which room I'm in

516
00:28:48.079 --> 00:28:49.119
so I know where to open.

517
00:28:50.119 --> 00:28:51.359
Still make airplane noises.

518
00:28:59.640 --> 00:29:01.200
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519
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520
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526
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This is the Treehouse Show. I'm Dan, He's Trey, that's Raj,

527
00:29:38.400 --> 00:29:45.519
and there is Jerry. Today is Fridday, May ninth, twenty

528
00:29:45.640 --> 00:29:53.240
twenty five. Let's celebrate with some birthdays turning twenty nine today.

529
00:29:53.440 --> 00:29:58.039
Noah Centennio. Noah Centennio turns twenty nine today. Is the

530
00:29:58.160 --> 00:30:02.160
heartthrob from the Netflix by series The Recruit. He was

531
00:30:02.519 --> 00:30:07.000
also Adam Smasher in the Rocks Black Adam movie. Not

532
00:30:07.119 --> 00:30:09.680
the guy that did Knights on Hot one hundred or

533
00:30:09.720 --> 00:30:11.799
kiss Him at one point. That's a different Adam Smasher.

534
00:30:12.799 --> 00:30:15.240
This is the one from the comic book movie. So,

535
00:30:15.279 --> 00:30:21.079
Noah Centineo turns twenty nine today. Mary Mauser is also

536
00:30:21.480 --> 00:30:25.880
twenty nine. I believe did we mention her earlier today?

537
00:30:25.920 --> 00:30:27.920
Now that was yesterday. It was yesterday.

538
00:30:28.000 --> 00:30:30.759
We were talking about how good Trey looks age wise

539
00:30:30.880 --> 00:30:35.279
compared to Rue McClanahan, who played Blanche in Golden Girls,

540
00:30:35.880 --> 00:30:41.279
and Raj, you brought up Ralph Maccio's daughter in Cobra

541
00:30:41.359 --> 00:30:44.359
Kai right, yes, playing a high school kid.

542
00:30:45.680 --> 00:30:46.640
Today's her birthday.

543
00:30:48.559 --> 00:30:48.839
Again.

544
00:30:48.960 --> 00:30:51.599
This is why we do birthdays, because they have a

545
00:30:51.720 --> 00:30:54.279
we get really weird random content out of it, and

546
00:30:54.319 --> 00:30:59.240
sometimes the birthdays sneak in and become very timely based

547
00:30:59.279 --> 00:31:01.920
on something in no Ocus that we've thrown out recently.

548
00:31:02.519 --> 00:31:04.720
And this is a great example of that. Raj mentioned

549
00:31:04.759 --> 00:31:06.920
her yesterday and here it is. Today is her birthday.

550
00:31:07.000 --> 00:31:10.720
Mary Mauser is twenty nine Today. She plays daniels Son's

551
00:31:10.799 --> 00:31:17.000
daughter Samuel Samantha LaRusso on Cobra Khai. Other birthdays today.

552
00:31:17.559 --> 00:31:22.240
Grace Gummer is Meryl Streep's daughter. She's thirty nine. She

553
00:31:22.279 --> 00:31:25.960
plays FBI agent Dominique de pierro on Mister Robot. She

554
00:31:26.119 --> 00:31:29.920
was also on Halle Berry's Extant and played the Amazing

555
00:31:30.000 --> 00:31:33.559
Lizard Girl on American Horror Story Freak Show from the Hills.

556
00:31:33.599 --> 00:31:37.599
Adoring a Partridge is forty Prince Fielder, former Texas Ranger

557
00:31:37.640 --> 00:31:43.160
and son of Cecil is forty one. Rosario Doson Doson Jesus,

558
00:31:46.000 --> 00:31:48.599
I think I just accidentally stumbled onto what her bully

559
00:31:48.680 --> 00:31:52.640
name was in school. Rosario Dawson is forty six. She

560
00:31:52.720 --> 00:31:55.920
plays Ahsoka Tano in Ahsoka the Mandalorian and the Book

561
00:31:55.920 --> 00:31:58.000
of Boba Fett. She was also in Rent, Been in

562
00:31:58.039 --> 00:32:00.519
Black Two, Sin City, Grindhouse, and a bunch of other movies.

563
00:32:01.400 --> 00:32:06.640
She Andrew WK is forty six today. Andrew WK is

564
00:32:06.680 --> 00:32:09.319
forty six today. Jerry, were you there the day when

565
00:32:09.359 --> 00:32:11.279
we were on the air at the Eagle when Andrew

566
00:32:11.400 --> 00:32:13.440
WK came in the studio and he ate one of

567
00:32:13.440 --> 00:32:15.079
the brownies from our Tips Treats box.

568
00:32:19.039 --> 00:32:21.480
I don't know, right, If you don't remember, then it

569
00:32:21.519 --> 00:32:22.119
was probably a no.

570
00:32:22.880 --> 00:32:27.400
We also mentioned Tips Treats earlier talking about what to

571
00:32:27.400 --> 00:32:30.000
get Mom for Mother's Day, and there's another tie in

572
00:32:30.160 --> 00:32:32.160
right there. We actually had tip streets delivered to the

573
00:32:32.160 --> 00:32:34.559
station one day and Andrew WK was visiting and he

574
00:32:34.720 --> 00:32:35.599
ate one of our brownies.

575
00:32:36.160 --> 00:32:40.799
That's okay, not a in the window. He just date

576
00:32:40.839 --> 00:32:41.599
an actual brownie.

577
00:32:41.599 --> 00:32:43.240
It was just was he just very high?

578
00:32:43.799 --> 00:32:46.839
No, he was just cool. Okay, this this very cool guy.

579
00:32:47.480 --> 00:32:47.799
All right.

580
00:32:47.880 --> 00:32:51.160
Love loved the brownie.

581
00:32:52.880 --> 00:32:56.480
Also celebrating a birthday today, actor John Corbett is sixty four.

582
00:32:56.519 --> 00:32:59.000
He played Aiden on Sex and the City, Chris the

583
00:32:59.039 --> 00:33:02.599
disc jockey on Northern Exposure, and the non Greek groom

584
00:33:02.680 --> 00:33:04.279
in My Big Fat Greek Wedding.

585
00:33:04.480 --> 00:33:08.440
John Corbett termed sixty four. Billy Joel is seventy six.

586
00:33:09.359 --> 00:33:12.799
Wow, yeah he looks he looks great.

587
00:33:13.279 --> 00:33:16.400
Yeah, his biggest hits. It's still rock and roll to

588
00:33:16.440 --> 00:33:18.799
me my life. Tell her about it, piano man. We

589
00:33:18.839 --> 00:33:22.559
didn't start the Fire, which was bravely taken on and

590
00:33:22.720 --> 00:33:25.759
covered with the twenty first century version by Fallout Boy.

591
00:33:26.680 --> 00:33:29.000
Yeah, I liked it. I liked the version. It was

592
00:33:29.000 --> 00:33:29.400
pretty good.

593
00:33:29.440 --> 00:33:32.519
That's a man, that's a that's a tall order is

594
00:33:32.559 --> 00:33:35.000
to walk into his studio one day and say, all right,

595
00:33:35.039 --> 00:33:37.279
we're going to redo we didn't start the fire.

596
00:33:37.440 --> 00:33:39.079
But when you have to ask, you have to ask.

597
00:33:39.119 --> 00:33:41.759
Billy Joel first, what, yeah, yeah, and he has to

598
00:33:41.799 --> 00:33:43.839
go yep, that sounds good, Like what are you gonna

599
00:33:43.880 --> 00:33:46.680
do with it? That's why Michael Jackson only allowed weird

600
00:33:46.720 --> 00:33:50.160
Al Yankovic to do parodies because he loved everything that

601
00:33:50.160 --> 00:33:53.880
that guy did. And then alien Edform did a smooth

602
00:33:53.880 --> 00:33:55.920
criminal and he just loved That's the weirdest thing in

603
00:33:55.960 --> 00:33:56.200
the world.

604
00:33:56.240 --> 00:33:57.400
He loved alien an Form.

605
00:33:57.839 --> 00:33:58.880
That is very random.

606
00:33:59.160 --> 00:34:04.039
And I'm usually to me, the whole you know, doing

607
00:34:04.079 --> 00:34:07.240
a cover song is I'm not even sure if fifty

608
00:34:07.279 --> 00:34:10.519
to fifty is a good you know, percentage to give

609
00:34:10.519 --> 00:34:13.039
it because usually a lot of the cover songs I hear,

610
00:34:13.079 --> 00:34:15.960
I'm like, why did you bother? Like, unless you know

611
00:34:16.719 --> 00:34:19.800
that you have somehow completely turned it on its head

612
00:34:20.000 --> 00:34:22.239
or made it better than the original, just don't even

613
00:34:22.239 --> 00:34:26.280
mess with it. Yes, there are very few examples where

614
00:34:26.320 --> 00:34:28.719
a cover song beat the original, kind of like a

615
00:34:28.760 --> 00:34:29.599
sequel in movies.

616
00:34:29.760 --> 00:34:32.960
Yeah, I mean, probably the best cover that I can

617
00:34:33.000 --> 00:34:36.599
think of is Chris Stapleton's Tennessee Whiskey, who was the

618
00:34:36.639 --> 00:34:38.079
original George.

619
00:34:37.800 --> 00:34:41.800
Jones Okay, gotcha, and then nothing compares to you Snat O'Connor,

620
00:34:41.800 --> 00:34:42.719
which was a Prince song.

621
00:34:43.239 --> 00:34:45.519
MM hmm, that's a pretty good one.

622
00:34:45.840 --> 00:34:48.679
Yeah. But he gave her that song, right, yes, yeah, yeah, yeah.

623
00:34:48.679 --> 00:34:50.840
Yeah, he had released nothing compared to you, but it

624
00:34:50.840 --> 00:34:53.840
would never really hit. Yeah yeah, it never really got

625
00:34:53.880 --> 00:34:54.880
any airplay or anything.

626
00:34:54.960 --> 00:34:56.840
But yeah, that was but give it to the Bald

627
00:34:56.880 --> 00:34:59.280
White Chickens number one.

628
00:34:59.679 --> 00:35:01.599
Yeah, that was the first time I saw a bald

629
00:35:01.599 --> 00:35:03.119
white girl and I was like, that chick is hot.

630
00:35:04.760 --> 00:35:07.599
That is a hot and then Doloroso Rearden's like, hold

631
00:35:07.639 --> 00:35:09.199
my beer from the cranbers.

632
00:35:09.559 --> 00:35:11.000
I was like, she is way hotter.

633
00:35:12.920 --> 00:35:15.320
Yeah, but I think Shad O'Connor got jealous of it,

634
00:35:15.400 --> 00:35:17.239
so she took that beard and shoved it in her button.

635
00:35:19.280 --> 00:35:22.039
I'm serious. Sad O'Connor was really into butt stuff.

636
00:35:22.760 --> 00:35:26.519
I love and sadly Delora Reard and needed someone to

637
00:35:26.559 --> 00:35:27.960
actually take her beer away.

638
00:35:29.480 --> 00:35:37.239
That's true.

639
00:35:38.679 --> 00:35:40.280
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640
00:35:41.039 --> 00:35:53.199
Visit us online at Treehouse on Air dot com.

641
00:35:55.639 --> 00:35:57.199
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642
00:35:58.000 --> 00:36:08.039
Visit us online a treehouse on dot com.

643
00:36:04.400 --> 00:36:07.440
All right for all things treehouse. Go to Treehouse on

644
00:36:07.599 --> 00:36:10.920
Air dot com. You get past shows, links, contact info

645
00:36:11.119 --> 00:36:14.719
and more all right there on the website Treehouse on

646
00:36:14.960 --> 00:36:20.079
Air dot com.

647
00:36:20.239 --> 00:36:23.079
Even much thru.

648
00:36:23.880 --> 00:36:28.519
Yeah, all right, full disclosure.

649
00:36:28.679 --> 00:36:35.239
I am still absolutely shook about the revelation Tray laid

650
00:36:35.280 --> 00:36:42.079
on us earlier today. Is it has anyone recovered from

651
00:36:42.599 --> 00:36:46.159
from this information that that Trey shared earlier.

652
00:36:46.320 --> 00:36:47.400
From the beef buick?

653
00:36:47.920 --> 00:36:52.719
Yeah, because I think that's gonna stay with me at

654
00:36:52.840 --> 00:36:55.840
least all weekend and maybe for the rest of my life.

655
00:36:56.199 --> 00:36:59.000
I like to think when when it comes to entertainment,

656
00:36:59.079 --> 00:37:02.639
especially when it comes to you know, radio shows, podcasts,

657
00:37:03.119 --> 00:37:06.239
even you know, visual things as well, I refer to

658
00:37:06.280 --> 00:37:09.719
things that are like sticky moments, things that you wouldn't

659
00:37:09.760 --> 00:37:12.360
expect to stick in people's minds, but they do.

660
00:37:13.840 --> 00:37:14.719
This is a big one.

661
00:37:16.079 --> 00:37:19.119
I am never going to forget the day that Trey

662
00:37:19.199 --> 00:37:22.599
shared with us when his stepmom took him to Lion Country,

663
00:37:22.639 --> 00:37:26.559
Safari as a child. She smeared ground beef all over

664
00:37:26.599 --> 00:37:30.119
the entire car to attract the lions.

665
00:37:31.159 --> 00:37:32.719
Was she just trying to kill one of y'all?

666
00:37:32.760 --> 00:37:37.360
I don't understand what the goal was, Like, that's a

667
00:37:37.360 --> 00:37:40.039
solid alibi, you know, hey, we were just driving through

668
00:37:40.199 --> 00:37:40.840
lion got him?

669
00:37:41.159 --> 00:37:42.920
Yeah, makes sense.

670
00:37:43.280 --> 00:37:49.599
My stepmother loves big cats, like she has always lions anything.

671
00:37:51.079 --> 00:37:53.360
It wasn't like this wasn't just a one time thing.

672
00:37:54.239 --> 00:37:57.320
H she did it on multiple occasions.

673
00:37:58.079 --> 00:38:03.679
I want to eat like the clear cooat off the.

674
00:38:01.719 --> 00:38:02.760
Their tongues are rough.

675
00:38:03.519 --> 00:38:06.039
For the record, more than one time doing this is

676
00:38:06.119 --> 00:38:09.360
what the authorities were is what the authorities referred to

677
00:38:09.400 --> 00:38:13.159
as a repeat offender trade.

678
00:38:13.599 --> 00:38:15.239
And this is you know, mind you this is like

679
00:38:15.320 --> 00:38:20.480
nineteen seventy nine, nineteen eighty. I don't there were no laws.

680
00:38:23.280 --> 00:38:24.679
The wild West out there.

681
00:38:25.000 --> 00:38:27.159
You just you go in the line country Safari and

682
00:38:27.199 --> 00:38:29.519
you just leave the doors open the wild West.

683
00:38:30.800 --> 00:38:35.039
Name something that was in Grand Prairie in nineteen eighty.

684
00:38:36.440 --> 00:38:38.400
She would just she would just you know, rub the

685
00:38:38.480 --> 00:38:40.039
rub the muke down with meat and put me on

686
00:38:40.079 --> 00:38:40.639
the hood.

687
00:38:43.679 --> 00:38:44.800
Instead of watch.

688
00:38:49.719 --> 00:38:51.599
Every time you guys left the parks like damnit, he

689
00:38:51.679 --> 00:38:52.159
lived again.

690
00:38:54.800 --> 00:38:56.760
I'm really surprised because if.

691
00:38:58.079 --> 00:39:01.519
Her going to such an extreme to wipe, you know,

692
00:39:01.599 --> 00:39:07.039
to to put ground beef on the car, did did

693
00:39:07.079 --> 00:39:10.119
you ever think that maybe she would send you out

694
00:39:10.239 --> 00:39:13.920
into the field as well, because I mean, that doesn't

695
00:39:13.960 --> 00:39:15.679
seem to be that big of elite.

696
00:39:16.920 --> 00:39:21.679
Now yeah it does, Okay, Now all I see is

697
00:39:21.719 --> 00:39:25.320
like like eight year old tray and a ground beef blazer.

698
00:39:27.239 --> 00:39:29.239
All of the name for taking a really cool photo.

699
00:39:31.039 --> 00:39:33.519
But by the by the way that has happened. There

700
00:39:33.679 --> 00:39:37.760
was I think it was in Africa somewhere shocking. There

701
00:39:37.840 --> 00:39:39.360
was a there was a guy who was there doing

702
00:39:39.400 --> 00:39:41.679
a tour with his family. He left the vehicle to

703
00:39:41.719 --> 00:39:44.800
try to get closer photos of the lions, and wouldn't

704
00:39:44.800 --> 00:39:45.079
you know.

705
00:39:45.039 --> 00:39:47.000
It, they ate him.

706
00:39:47.199 --> 00:39:49.519
So to say that your mom would, your step mom

707
00:39:49.519 --> 00:39:53.079
would cover the car and ground beef. It wouldn't shock

708
00:39:53.159 --> 00:39:55.079
me if then you said that she would say, all right,

709
00:39:55.119 --> 00:39:56.400
go out there and try and get a photo with

710
00:39:56.440 --> 00:39:57.440
the lioness.

711
00:39:59.559 --> 00:39:59.880
She was.

712
00:40:00.000 --> 00:40:03.159
That's stupid. I mean it was a convertible.

713
00:40:03.840 --> 00:40:07.360
Yeah, you know, the Buke skylarg didn't have a sun roof.

714
00:40:08.679 --> 00:40:12.320
Good thing you weren't driving that convertible rabbit. It had

715
00:40:12.360 --> 00:40:13.039
power windows.

716
00:40:13.039 --> 00:40:16.599
Though whose idea?

717
00:40:16.679 --> 00:40:19.199
Like she had to somebody had told like she didn't

718
00:40:19.199 --> 00:40:21.119
come up with that on her own. Oh yeah she did.

719
00:40:22.039 --> 00:40:24.159
Really, that's almost diabolical.

720
00:40:25.000 --> 00:40:31.480
I like you have. Jackie is one of a kind,

721
00:40:31.679 --> 00:40:36.079
and like she is like there was never any halfway

722
00:40:36.079 --> 00:40:40.159
with her. It's always, you know, all the way. And

723
00:40:40.199 --> 00:40:43.199
so she wanted to have the you know, the close

724
00:40:43.280 --> 00:40:45.639
encounter with the big cats, and so that was the

725
00:40:45.679 --> 00:40:47.639
best way. I mean, and she would literally this isn't

726
00:40:47.679 --> 00:40:49.800
something like she would have it in the back seat

727
00:40:49.800 --> 00:40:52.559
and then before you went into the lion enclosure, she

728
00:40:52.599 --> 00:40:54.880
would get out, rub the car car with ground beef,

729
00:40:54.920 --> 00:40:58.719
and get back in and drive ins premises. Oh yeah,

730
00:40:58.719 --> 00:41:00.639
because well obviously they would stop you if they you

731
00:41:00.800 --> 00:41:02.559
went rolling in there with ground beef.

732
00:41:03.000 --> 00:41:07.880
So obviously yeah, yeah, you're right, Trey, You're right. She

733
00:41:07.960 --> 00:41:10.159
certainly was not a woman that did things half fast.

734
00:41:10.199 --> 00:41:11.599
I mean, if she was going to cover the car

735
00:41:11.800 --> 00:41:14.679
in ground beef to go into the line enclosure, it

736
00:41:14.719 --> 00:41:16.679
wasn't gonna be just half the car, it be the

737
00:41:16.679 --> 00:41:17.280
whole car.

738
00:41:18.000 --> 00:41:18.199
Yeah.

739
00:41:18.679 --> 00:41:20.400
The only question in my head now this is and

740
00:41:20.440 --> 00:41:22.760
I don't know why is was it like eighty twenty

741
00:41:22.840 --> 00:41:24.239
or seventy thirty, Like what kind of.

742
00:41:26.960 --> 00:41:28.400
Did they have a difference back then?

743
00:41:29.400 --> 00:41:29.639
Yeah?

744
00:41:31.400 --> 00:41:32.920
Can you measure from a tube?

745
00:41:33.159 --> 00:41:34.639
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Like, can you imagine the

746
00:41:34.679 --> 00:41:38.719
guy like the meat section at Kroger's, Like, man, she

747
00:41:39.000 --> 00:41:45.119
just loves ground beef. She looks good for as much

748
00:41:45.800 --> 00:41:47.199
as much amburger sheets.

749
00:41:49.320 --> 00:41:51.519
This is wow?

750
00:41:52.199 --> 00:41:55.400
Yeah, how long were you?

751
00:41:55.599 --> 00:41:59.119
Like would she just wait and just stop and let

752
00:41:59.119 --> 00:42:01.840
the lions lick a car clean? Or does at some

753
00:42:01.840 --> 00:42:04.559
point does someone show up and say, all right, come on,

754
00:42:04.760 --> 00:42:05.360
keep it moving.

755
00:42:05.360 --> 00:42:08.039
You you had you had to keep it moving, like

756
00:42:08.239 --> 00:42:12.199
because I mean there are obviously cars behind you. So

757
00:42:12.280 --> 00:42:14.719
that means so that's okay.

758
00:42:14.920 --> 00:42:18.400
So that means there were people behind your car mm

759
00:42:18.480 --> 00:42:22.360
hmm watching your step mom get out and start rubbing

760
00:42:22.400 --> 00:42:27.559
ground beef on the car. Mm and no one imagine,

761
00:42:28.440 --> 00:42:30.639
no one ever thought to like stop her and go like, hey,

762
00:42:30.679 --> 00:42:31.960
I don't think you should do that.

763
00:42:32.960 --> 00:42:34.599
Or not even that, Like can you imagine like if

764
00:42:34.639 --> 00:42:37.159
nobody saw her do it? And then you're just like

765
00:42:37.199 --> 00:42:41.440
slow rolling through the line enclosure and there's just this

766
00:42:41.599 --> 00:42:43.920
line licking the car like the car behind is like,

767
00:42:43.960 --> 00:42:45.559
what is like?

768
00:42:45.599 --> 00:42:46.320
How do we get that?

769
00:42:48.480 --> 00:42:49.280
You don't want to know?

770
00:42:54.840 --> 00:42:57.920
No wonder trays attracted to crazy women. There you go,

771
00:43:00.199 --> 00:43:09.960
It all makes sense. Tre Trey just had a breakthrough

772
00:43:10.000 --> 00:43:13.800
here the tree. Why is attracted the crazy women? And

773
00:43:13.920 --> 00:43:16.559
also why he on occasion will cover himself and meat

774
00:43:16.599 --> 00:43:17.400
on taken.

775
00:43:21.039 --> 00:43:22.119
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777
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778
00:43:28.960 --> 00:43:29.559
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779
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781
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782
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784
00:43:43.480 --> 00:43:46.199
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785
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