Feb. 10, 2026

Weird Things To Put In Your Body | Tuesday 02.10.26

Weird Things To Put In Your Body | Tuesday 02.10.26
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We start off discussing why ski jumpers are injecting their penis', why someone thought Bear Poo beer was something we needed, beaver and whale testicles in products, and a delivery driver who had an itch she just couldn't let go.  

LINKS:

Ski Jumping–WADA on lookout over alleged penis‑enhancement claims | Reuters

The Story Behind Columbia Sportwear’s Bear Poop Beer

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Trentholm and Raj Sharma. I hope you've had a good

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start to your week, kind of like how excited I

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was at the end of my week last week when

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I saw one of the biggest headlines I have seen

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coming out of the Olympics in recent years. Maybe not

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necessarily as newsworthy as Michael Phelps winning tons of gold

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medals or whatever else happening blah blah blah, but more

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specifically the accusations that men's long jumpers, that men's ski

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jumpers are pumping up their wieners with hyaluronic acid so

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they can fly farther in Olympic ski jumping. And I

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know what you're thinking, wouldn't a bigger wiener produce more

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drag therefore not make you fly as far? But you

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don't know physics.

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Or the Olympic village.

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It's just a group of just a group of athletes

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waiting at the bottom of the hill and say, hey,

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he's got to come down sometime.

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The viscidity, the acidity in that will destroy your wiener.

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You know, when when you're in the middle of something

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like that, you're not necessarily thinking about long term effects,

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you're thinking about short term success.

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Well you have You're gonna have short term for the

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rest of your life now.

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So this is probably one of the best explainers that

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I've found when it comes to the penis injecting ski

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jumpers at the Olympics. This is from Reuters.

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Doping officials are currently investigating whether male ski jumpers are

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artificially enlarging their penises to cheat. Nope, I'm not kidding.

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The German newspaper Build raised concerns about athletes manipulating the

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three D body scanning measurements used to size competition suits.

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Ski Jumpers wear skin tight suits that are carefully measured

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to ensure there's no extra material that could provide more

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left during flight. The crotch area can only extend to

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the bottom of an athlete's genitals. According to the paper's report,

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some athletes may be injecting hyaluronic acid to temporarily enlarge

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the penis, which would also allow for a larger more

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aerodynamic suit. The World Antidoping Agency is exploring whether this

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alleged practice constitutes doping. Last year, Norway's Olympic medalists were

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suspended for secretly adjusting the seams around the crotch area

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of their s. It's at the twenty twenty five World

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Ski Championships. Three coaches were also banned. Hetchoriters dot com

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for updates.

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Goddamn Swedes and they're cheating crutches.

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This is the only time you whatever one of black

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long jumper.

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I've been thinking about this all weekend. Where now yeah,

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I have. I can't help it, not for any weird

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reasons that you're thinking, Trey.

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You walked into that joke, brother, Sorry.

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You did, I have I've been thinking about uh no,

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but yes, so it makes you wonder that and if

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like in like in the Sweetish Side, they had three

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coaches that got banned or kicked out whatever they said,

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it was because of their involvement in their own Norgians.

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Yeah Norway.

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Oh, I thought I thought you said Swedes. Okay, Norwegians. Sorry,

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so you got the Norwegians Jimmy and their their squirrel

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suits for the ski jumping and they all get you know,

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suspended or kicked out of the sport for it. Uh.

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And some of these countries take the Olympics very very seriously,

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like Russia, like they'll they'll see if you were going

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to be sort of slated for a certain sport based

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on you know, biology, you know, jeans, heredity type of stuff.

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Now it's like, okay, well, if you have a big

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enough schlonger, then maybe we want you to go into

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ski jumping because you get more material for the suit. Conversely,

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I keep thinking about that French pole vaulter from the

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Summer Olympics a couple of years ago whose junk was

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so big it knocked the pole off of you know

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the thing. Yeah, well yeah, his pole knocked off the pole,

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which made where his jump didn't count. So now what

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they should do is, you're in their own sport. You

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need tiny junk for that, so you don't want to

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hitting the you know, the crossbars you go over. So

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what they should do is just slide him over into

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ski jumping and he might still be flying across the

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athlete's village. I'm just saying that there's an opportunity here.

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I mean, there's an opportunity for cool Runnings too.

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I can't wait to see the team pick that up

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and carry it across the finish line as John Candy

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looks on with pride.

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God, I'm just saying, it's uh aalarnic acid into your

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junk like that's I think that's as white as it gets.

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I don't know what what what else you guys can do?

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Ah, Look, I'd love to fight you on that, but yeah,

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it's I don't think there's many people of color.

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At the Winter Olympics, correct in general, but especially the

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ski jumping. Yeah.

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If you see me flying down a mountain, uh, you

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were old somebody money.

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Shouldn't he be wearing skis?

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Nope, we don't want him to just land.

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We don't want him to land at all. He can testify.

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Oh God, I like, I know it's childish and I

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can't help it, but really mean that that headline was

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right at my algorithm all weekend. It's like it's social

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media new Oh this is the story Dan wants to see.

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I can't believe how bad that would burn. Just to

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do that, I mean, just to just to give you know,

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just to game inches in a suit, But hyalouronic acid

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will burn horribly.

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Well, they use it in fillers now, so I'm gonna guess, well.

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That's if they're using So if it's medical graded, yeah, yeah,

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to be all right, but it'll still burn because you're

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going straight into cartilage.

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You're sticking a needle in your dick.

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Yes, that's that's cartilage.

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So yeah, but you're you're more focused on the fluid

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inside the needle trays, more focused on the needle itself

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like that, it's all gonna hurt. So and Ryers, I

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get it. It's weird to think by adding a couple

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of inches you'll add meters to your skin jump, when

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in reality the equation is well smaller than that. Uh,

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this is a really good graphic I found about it.

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So you and you inject your Wiener with just the

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right amount of filler, and even if you only increase

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two centimeters for every two centimeter, for every two centimeter

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increase in Wiener size, okay, or that gives you a

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certain amount of excess material which increases your lift by

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five percent, And that five percent is equivalent to an

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extra five point eight meters in jump length.

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That's impressive.

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So I mean, if you add two inches you might

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get like five miles on your ski jump.

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These poor guys from Norway didn't even have a two

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centimeter dick. I think they beat the smallest guy.

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But this also opens my eyes to something else I

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never even knew existed in the Olympics, is that the

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ski jumpers have to be like basically like their suits

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are basically laser cut to their bodies. It's for them

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and them only, which means someone has to do that

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on an official basis.

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Well, that's why I was wondering why the coaches got fired,

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because I'm sure they were the ones sowing the no.

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I think it's part of the Olympic committee that does

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like the scanning of the suits. Wow, and then they're

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basically handed out like, okay, this is your suit because

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we measured the with the body scan and everything. You're

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this big, So I guess the injection your wiener is temporary,

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so when it goes down it was big when you

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got scanned for the suit, so you get the extra

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material which adds the lift.

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But wouldn't the scanner have been there four years ago,

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like and just see like spin and be like, hey

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you got thick.

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You been working out. I know if they keep scans

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on file and compare previous years.

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Dan, did this make you question your your choice of vocation?

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You wish you had gotten into suit making.

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I'm gonna give you credit there because that was not

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the direction I thought you were going to go in.

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Save here.

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Just me and my own sweatshop.

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So those are usually when we find the largest ones.

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And then the next morning, believe it or not, there'll

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still be piles of hell around people's homes. Because when

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you have a substantial hailstorm, you're talking about large quantities,

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you got, like I said, there's landscaping debris everywhere. There's

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all those people's personal effects, you know, things from their landscaping,

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their backyard. I mean, you got bikes in the middle

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of the street, skateboard, I mean, it's just it's crazy.

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But yeah, three inch. But I do know that South

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one of the largest ones ever recorded, So it's substantially

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think that was like twenty sixteen, they had hell the

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size of cantelopes coming through and it was so powerful

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it was actually coming through the people's roofs all the

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way through the decking into their home.

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Oh god.

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There were actually people that had claims on furniture, breaking

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glass tables. I remember specifically there was a refrigerator that

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got put on pictures in the network and it had

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a dent in it from the hailstorm coming through the

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decking and hitting the refrigerator. I don't know how many

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people can say they actually had a refrigerator on the

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From Columbia Sportswear and Oregon's Breakside Brewery comes Nature calls

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beer made from bear poop.

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Yeah, what are you guys doing?

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This is not me, This is not Trey. We're disgusted

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by this as well.

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Hang on, there's white, and then there's the Pacific Northwest.

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There's white. Then there's granola white. This is the Granola

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White having too much free time with their craft bruise

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or in this case, their craft bruise. Oh boy, Yeah,

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it was a ridiculous idea. And for Columbia Sports, where

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that was the point for a promotion built around Super

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Bowl sixty. The Portland, Oregon headquartered outdoor apparel maker wanted

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to poke fun at the traditional beer ads that run

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during the biggest TV advertising event of the year. But

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to do that, they needed a beer. According to Ben Edmonds,

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brewmaster and co owner of Breakside Brewery, the Portland, Oregon

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brewery that made the beer, he says this was spearheaded

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by Columbia. I like how he likes to say, is

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Columbia's idea, but they only lid like a small role

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and it's like, no, man, you need to own your

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part in this. As ridiculous as beer made from bear

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scat might sound, breweries breweries have made beer with all

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sorts of headline grabbing ingredients, including sheep dung, smoked malts,

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and whale testicles. I like to point out, maybe go

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out on a limb here that the the home brewing

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stuff has got to stop. You're just going outside and

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forging stuff you found and turning it into beer. Stop it.

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Hey, if you can go outside and forge whale testicles,

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you earn the beer. You know what?

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You have to ferment everything you find sometimes just some

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hops is fine.

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Yeah, I just like a middle light good.

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Golden wheat thumbs up for me. I'm good. I just

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I just I just Nature Calls people actually taste tested this,

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and yeah, it's from the people at the Oregonian. So

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good on them. They said, what does it taste like?

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They said they wanted it to taste good. Well, good job.

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What they basically did was they went out found some

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bear poop, took it back to the brewery and took

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it like like downstream water from bear poop basically and

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filtered it all out. But use that water in the

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making of the Nature Calls beer. So it comes from

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filtered bear poop.

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Oh that makes it better. Sure, I mean you're filtering

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out the paras science, you're filtering out the I guess.

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Some salmon sperm in there though, you.

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Know, Oh oh yeah, just for the right viscosity. I

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don't I don't.

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Do you add an orange to it? Do you put

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an orange or a lime?

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Oh?

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I don't know if it's uh, I don't know if

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it's recommended to come with any sort of a fruit accompaniment.

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Oh okay, interesting, Yeah, that I'm not sure about. Maybe

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a Marishina cherry. I mean that's dipped in bleach, so

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that might as well.

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It might be a nice compliment with any luck, it'll

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kill me so before I have to taste the bear boop,

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I just I don't.

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Look.

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I'm all for people promoting stuff and finding an angle

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to promote their company, promote their products, like this is

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gonna be good for the brewery. Perhaps I don't want

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to take their tour ever now. No, and I like

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Columbia sports Wear as a product line.

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Thankfully.

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The shirts I have of theirs, I don't, as far

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as I know, don't have bear poop in them. As

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far as you know, as far as I know, I

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would think they'd have to disclaim that somewhere.

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It could have been on the tag that you didn't read.

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Surprisingly enough, I read my tags.

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Interesting. Okay.

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Yeah, I am weird that way because if I find

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a shirt or pants or something, but especially shirts, if

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I find a shirt that I really really like, I

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want to find out the material breakdown. So if I

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see similar shirts from other places, I like like, oh

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I like this, I like this combination of cotton and

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laste or whatever. So yeah, I'm weird like that.

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Yeah. So if it was like cotton spandex bear poop,

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you would stop, you wouldn't buy the shirt.

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I don't know. It depends on how soft it is.

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I'm not eating the shirt and this as long as

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it doesn't smell like beer poop.

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Whoever is in charge of Columbia's you know, advertising, they

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should be fired.

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That's all I think. You think this is going the

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way of bud lights from a few years.

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Well, let's let's let's let's look at the big picture here.

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You've just had as far as you know, like mountain climbing,

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you just had a guy scale a sky skyscraper. Mountain

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climbing has been gotten more pr lately. You couldn't feed

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off that.

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You mean like an Alex Honold poop beer.

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Or just an Alex Honold commercial. I mean, I I

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can think of a lot of things, a lot of

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documentaries where you could come up with really cool advertising

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things for Columbia the outerwear brand. Why an outerwear brand

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wants to poop?

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And I mean, if you're looking at the angle, it

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should be an underwear brand. Because when I watched it,

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I shipped myself.

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So just to clarify, hear the Columbia Sportswear Company and

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the Oregon Brewery Breakside joined forces.

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But if you read what the statement is, I feel

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like the brewery is like saying they had a gun

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to our head.

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Well I think so, and I think the gun was

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kind of like a bag of money and a gun

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because they're like, look, we got this idea, we want

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you guys to do it, and they're thinking, as a business, well,

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we can't turn this down. But we don't want people

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thinking it's our normal product, and we don't want people

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thinking it was our idea.

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I mean, if you're you're in the Pacific Northwest, I

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think the only person, the other person that you can't

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say no to is Phil Knight.

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Yeah, m hm, Nike, Yes, so nature calls beer. The

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bear poop is sourced from Montana, oh was infused into

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water from the Bull Run River before being treated and

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used to brew a light lagger with honey and huckleberry.

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M I prefer my poop from Wyoming, you snow, I'm

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a boozie bitch. I can't help.

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Get that Montana here, Wyoming or nothing at all, preferably

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from Cheyenne.

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I mean, is this going to be the first of

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many River beers.

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I mean, oh, trust me, I went to school in

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Sant Marca's there's a lot of river.

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Beers of like a nice co ed I p A

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made from the piss.

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Of Texas Lake Austin beer.

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This this tastes like a nice tri delt.

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A word of warning, though, when when you decide to

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pick up the I p A from Texas A and

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M and the court.

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This tastes like hate and violence.

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that today. Patreon dot com slash Treehouse on Air. I

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was racking my brain in the break talking about the

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when nature calls beer that's made out of bear poop

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from the Columbia Sportswear Company and the Brakeside, Oregon or

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the Brakside Brewery out of Oregon, which missed opportunity to

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call it backside for this promotion, and I was like,

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I know, this sounds familiar, using wild animal stuff for beer, right,

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And I was like, God, this sounds similar. I feel

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like we've done a story similar to this before, and

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I think we did. Beaver butts, or more specifically, beaver

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sack excretions have flavored more foods and beverages than we realize,

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which is a substance from beaver anal glands has been

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historically used as a natural flavoring in foods and beverages,

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including craft beers or spirits. Although rarely. They said, it

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adds vanilla, raspberry, or woody notes, but of course it

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is FDA approved, but it's rarely used today due to

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cost and scarcity. Probably also the consent of the beavers

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might play a role. They say that while it's often

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cited in general, it's primarily used in specialty or niche

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products like ooh d'a musk, which is a bourbon or

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a Scandinavian.

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Schnaps, or Buckie's beaver nuggets.

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I mean, maybe not specifically in there, but maybe inspired

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by because there are some vanilla notes in the beaver nuggets. Okay, yeah,

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I saw it. It rained familiar and I wanted to

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share it with you. So there you have it. Bear

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poop and beaver sacks, beaver anal gland excretions are FDA approved,

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and I just I just don't understand. Well, I mean,

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it's organic, all natural, so is mine.

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Are you gonna drink my beer? Yeah?

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I'm never gonna trust anyone that's home brewing, Never gonna

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trust him ever again, Like, what's in this?

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You're gonna drink it?

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Do you mind doing that? Downstream? Please?

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Did you learn nothing?

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Did you learn nothing watching all those bear girls shows

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where he's drinking water out of elephant poo and stuff.

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And then goes to the four Seasons. Yeah, behind him

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so cold? All right, cut, bring on the road back

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to the five Star on the other side of these trees.

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Did you ever see the catering list from that show? Yeah?

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It was really good. It sounded yummy. I mean it

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sounded like a really good all inclusive resort.

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No, no, no, these just just the catering that was on set.

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It was like lobster and cakes and muffins and fruit

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and this was just right off camera and he's like,

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I'm about to eat this, and it's like cut and

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then the he walks over and has a lobster.

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Imagine the lobster is probably a good palate cleanser after

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you just drink elephant shit water.

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That's an I p a.

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Dan.

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There was one episode of that Bear Girls show that

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I stood. I mean there's a number that I that

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I remember, but there was one of like he.

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Got it.

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I got India poo ale yes.

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All right, I didn't get it that far, but I got.

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When I saw his face, I was like, somebody get

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this joke.

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There was one scene in one of his episodes where

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he pulls this huge worm out of this fallen log

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kind of a thing, and you just you know he's

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going to eat it. You know, you know it's coming,

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and but what you were not prepared for is when

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he bites into it, the juices of it shoot out

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and into the lens of the camera. So when it

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came out that they had all sorts of really fancy

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catering and he wasn't actually staying the night in rainy

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jungles next to pythons and scorpions and things, A, I

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was not surprised. B I feel like he earned it

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because the man did some really nasty, nasty stuff on

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that show, regardless of what it was like to shoot

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it behind the scenes. If he eats a Caribbean lobster

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grilled to perfection after he drinks water out of camel,

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who fine, by me, he's earned it.

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I mean he's earned it for the fact that he

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got there because his parachute didn't open any plummeting into

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the earth and survived.

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Was that his origin story?

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Yeah, so I know he was.

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He was like British Special Forces, right, and then so

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during his time during Special Forces, his parachute didn't open

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and he had to survive and that's how he became famous.

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Or he was already out of the earth.

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He survived plummeting to the earth like it. Oh, I

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forgot how many bones? And then he was in the

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hospital forever and then came out. And I'm guessing that

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00:30:49.359 --> 00:30:51.519
you know that life experience just gives you. I don't

476
00:30:51.559 --> 00:30:53.480
give up f attitude.

477
00:30:52.920 --> 00:30:55.119
And you know what I mean. Yeah, if you eat

478
00:30:55.200 --> 00:30:59.359
enough hospital food, you'll be willing to eat some juicy

479
00:30:59.400 --> 00:31:01.400
worms out of tree logs.

480
00:31:03.119 --> 00:31:06.799
Brown people, we just die. That's just that's that's just

481
00:31:06.960 --> 00:31:07.640
what we do.

482
00:31:09.160 --> 00:31:11.720
Like if you survive the initial fall, you look over

483
00:31:11.759 --> 00:31:13.759
at the cliff that you didn't fall over and you're like,

484
00:31:13.839 --> 00:31:15.279
just screw it, just fling.

485
00:31:15.559 --> 00:31:18.440
You have to eat that worm or jump off this cliff.

486
00:31:19.279 --> 00:31:23.640
We're jumping, buddy, that's what we're gonna do.

487
00:31:23.960 --> 00:31:25.799
I would be the guy who's thinking, I'm just gonna

488
00:31:25.839 --> 00:31:28.440
try to walk off, like and then maybe I'll get

489
00:31:28.519 --> 00:31:30.359
lucky and find a seven eleven or something.

490
00:31:31.880 --> 00:31:35.319
And you're sending the brown guy to the seven eleven. No, no,

491
00:31:35.400 --> 00:31:36.480
nice for me, oh.

492
00:31:36.400 --> 00:31:38.759
For you, Okay, yeah, No, I'm not going to tell

493
00:31:38.839 --> 00:31:40.680
you to do that that would be racist.

494
00:31:42.119 --> 00:31:44.880
I'll greet you when you walk it, you do what

495
00:31:44.920 --> 00:31:45.319
you want.

496
00:31:45.400 --> 00:31:47.920
All I'm saying is I'm not flinging if I survive

497
00:31:48.000 --> 00:31:51.359
the fall, I'm not flinging myself off another cliff just

498
00:31:51.400 --> 00:31:54.680
to finish the job. Uh. And I'm really going to

499
00:31:54.680 --> 00:31:57.960
try to avoid eating that juicy worm. I'm just gonna

500
00:31:57.960 --> 00:32:03.119
walk until maybe I get lucky and there's somebody's campsite

501
00:32:03.119 --> 00:32:04.359
that I get to rummage through.

502
00:32:06.759 --> 00:32:09.039
Worm or a big bite? Which one do you want?

503
00:32:12.599 --> 00:32:14.319
Which one do you think it's healthier?

504
00:32:15.119 --> 00:32:15.640
Healthier?

505
00:32:15.759 --> 00:32:15.880
Oh?

506
00:32:15.880 --> 00:32:18.920
Okay, that's easy. Which one I'd rather eat?

507
00:32:19.759 --> 00:32:21.640
Now you go in big bite.

508
00:32:22.359 --> 00:32:24.240
I'd rather eat the big bite, but I know that

509
00:32:24.240 --> 00:32:27.599
worm is healthier. Yeah, and certainly more natural.

510
00:32:28.680 --> 00:32:31.559
Well, there's nothing natural about a big bite or they're

511
00:32:31.680 --> 00:32:36.599
chili or their cheese. I know this because I had

512
00:32:36.640 --> 00:32:37.759
one two nights ago.

513
00:32:37.920 --> 00:32:44.440
So look, just because something isn't quote unquote natural doesn't

514
00:32:44.480 --> 00:32:47.119
mean it's not delicious. In fact, the entire food industry,

515
00:32:47.240 --> 00:32:50.960
or portions of it, are built around that that some

516
00:32:51.000 --> 00:32:53.119
of the most delicious things that we eat are in

517
00:32:53.160 --> 00:32:56.599
no way natural kind of like uh, like a can

518
00:32:56.599 --> 00:32:59.799
of pringles that's not potatoes, Like they're not even a

519
00:32:59.880 --> 00:33:03.119
like if you read the can, it says potato crisps.

520
00:33:03.640 --> 00:33:06.319
It doesn't even say like it's not actual potato in there.

521
00:33:06.319 --> 00:33:09.079
There's like there's like some potato flake in there, but

522
00:33:09.160 --> 00:33:12.039
that's not a potato chip you're eating, cause you know,

523
00:33:12.079 --> 00:33:14.759
potatoes don't come in that perfectly formed scoop.

524
00:33:16.799 --> 00:33:19.640
That was my favorite, one of my favorite Mitch headbreak

525
00:33:19.720 --> 00:33:26.440
jokes where they started off making tennis balls, but the

526
00:33:26.480 --> 00:33:29.640
balls didn't show up, but the cans did.

527
00:33:32.359 --> 00:33:35.400
Basically, he's like, he's like, you know what, what can

528
00:33:35.440 --> 00:33:37.920
we put in these? And they're like, we got a

529
00:33:37.920 --> 00:33:40.680
bunch of potatoes and the tennis balls didn't show up,

530
00:33:40.720 --> 00:33:41.519
but the potatoes did.

531
00:33:42.279 --> 00:33:44.839
And that's what they started putting them in. Looks like

532
00:33:44.880 --> 00:33:49.680
tennis ball cans. That's exactly what it does, all right.

533
00:33:49.799 --> 00:33:53.039
Last thing, speaking of unnatural things, you guys big in

534
00:33:53.079 --> 00:33:58.519
a door dash.

535
00:33:56.000 --> 00:33:57.160
I'm more of an uber eats.

536
00:33:57.880 --> 00:34:00.200
Okay, Tray, you're shaking your head. No, I think like

537
00:34:00.240 --> 00:34:01.799
to cook a lot more. You try to stay away

538
00:34:01.799 --> 00:34:02.880
from the food deliveries.

539
00:34:03.759 --> 00:34:06.960
I yeah, I if I want something bad, I mean

540
00:34:07.039 --> 00:34:09.280
occasionally I'll have something delivered, but generally if I want

541
00:34:09.320 --> 00:34:10.880
something I can get off my ass and go get.

542
00:34:10.760 --> 00:34:18.159
It fair enough, Well, you may this may cement your strategy.

543
00:34:19.000 --> 00:34:22.920
A door Dash driver was recently fired after being caught

544
00:34:22.960 --> 00:34:33.960
touching herself then handling customer's food. Yeah, an Ohio customer

545
00:34:34.639 --> 00:34:39.119
caught her door Dash driver on video placing her hands

546
00:34:40.719 --> 00:34:48.760
down her pants while delivering her delivery food. The incident

547
00:34:48.840 --> 00:34:51.360
reportedly happened in real time, prompting her to throw the

548
00:34:51.400 --> 00:34:55.239
food away and contact door Dash immediately. Door Dash confirmed

549
00:34:57.119 --> 00:34:59.719
that they fired the driver, but the driver is arguing

550
00:34:59.760 --> 00:35:02.039
that the the video doesn't tell the whole story.

551
00:35:04.599 --> 00:35:06.239
I think that's kid from kidd and Play.

552
00:35:09.719 --> 00:35:11.280
This is a good time to remind you that if

553
00:35:11.320 --> 00:35:14.440
you would like to subscribe to Treehouse Pleasant see the

554
00:35:14.480 --> 00:35:16.960
video of this, you can. But I mean it's a

555
00:35:17.000 --> 00:35:19.639
ring camera. It's and an apartment complex. The lady's walking

556
00:35:19.719 --> 00:35:23.239
up with the food delivery. The food delivery is in

557
00:35:23.280 --> 00:35:27.239
her left hand, but she reaches down her first of all,

558
00:35:27.239 --> 00:35:30.119
she looks around, so she's, you know, she's thinking there's

559
00:35:30.159 --> 00:35:33.519
some privacy here. She takes her free hand and goes

560
00:35:33.559 --> 00:35:39.039
straight down the front of her pants and just goes

561
00:35:39.079 --> 00:35:42.400
to town like she's got an itch that really really needed

562
00:35:42.440 --> 00:35:43.840
to be scratched, and that's what she did.

563
00:35:45.000 --> 00:35:45.400
And then she.

564
00:35:46.960 --> 00:35:49.079
Grabs the food and then she places it on the mat,

565
00:35:49.159 --> 00:35:55.199
takes the photo. Now, the scratching hand barely touches the food.

566
00:35:55.199 --> 00:35:57.000
It doesn't actually even touch the food. It touches the

567
00:35:57.039 --> 00:35:59.599
plastic bag around it. But then she goes and uses

568
00:35:59.639 --> 00:36:04.159
the same hand to touch her own phone. She touches

569
00:36:04.199 --> 00:36:06.440
her own phone with her itching hand more than she

570
00:36:06.559 --> 00:36:10.039
touched the food. I'm not saying that she that she

571
00:36:10.039 --> 00:36:12.079
shouldn't be fired or anything, and that this isn't disgusting,

572
00:36:12.079 --> 00:36:14.000
because it is. It's just, you know, I mean, it's

573
00:36:14.000 --> 00:36:16.320
not that bad. It's bad, it's just not as bad

574
00:36:17.280 --> 00:36:18.920
when you see it in context.

575
00:36:21.679 --> 00:36:24.599
Yeah, I mean, okay, I mean I see this and

576
00:36:24.639 --> 00:36:28.079
then she's like, hey, something itches right here, I gotta

577
00:36:28.119 --> 00:36:36.519
grab that real quick, and here's your pizza. And the

578
00:36:36.639 --> 00:36:38.760
phone thing is gross because I think it gets to

579
00:36:38.800 --> 00:36:42.079
her head, right, does she or is she just texting?

580
00:36:42.719 --> 00:36:44.599
I think what she's about to take the photo of

581
00:36:44.639 --> 00:36:45.880
the confirmation to send.

582
00:36:46.920 --> 00:36:51.840
YEA, yeah, I mean sometimes you gotta sometimes you gotta scratch.

583
00:36:53.239 --> 00:36:54.760
I mean she should have waited till she got back

584
00:36:54.760 --> 00:36:55.440
to her super r.

585
00:36:58.280 --> 00:37:03.920
Her husky would have done it for her. Uh.

586
00:37:04.000 --> 00:37:06.239
All I'm saying is the next time you order from

587
00:37:06.239 --> 00:37:11.519
a scratch kitchen on door dash, you might be getting

588
00:37:11.519 --> 00:37:12.440
more than you bargained for.

589
00:37:13.239 --> 00:37:15.360
This is so why I do fast food.

590
00:37:17.920 --> 00:37:21.159
I will never look at when someone says scratch cooking.

591
00:37:21.199 --> 00:37:22.800
I will never look at it the same.

592
00:37:24.079 --> 00:37:28.639
Yeah she uh, and and it was it if it

593
00:37:28.679 --> 00:37:31.920
was itching that bad? There, there's something happening with that girl.

594
00:37:32.199 --> 00:37:32.360
Yeah.

595
00:37:32.400 --> 00:37:34.880
I would also like to point out that if this

596
00:37:35.000 --> 00:37:40.880
offends you, don't ever eat barbecue again, because I have

597
00:37:40.960 --> 00:37:44.760
seen many of men smoke meats, and while they're smoking meats,

598
00:37:45.599 --> 00:37:48.719
their hands go down their pants numerous times for various

599
00:37:48.719 --> 00:37:52.239
itchings and scratchings. So just keep that in mind.

600
00:37:52.519 --> 00:37:54.719
Well, Dan, what happens at your backyard parties and what

601
00:37:54.760 --> 00:37:56.760
happens at barbecue restaurants are two different things.

602
00:37:56.760 --> 00:38:02.760
Okay, talk about smoked sausage.

603
00:38:08.320 --> 00:38:10.360
Is that why you didn't come to my last barbecue?

604
00:38:11.599 --> 00:38:13.920
I'm sure enough people came at your Barbietree.

605
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