March 5, 2026

When Stealing Pokemon Backfires | Thursday 03.05.26

When Stealing Pokemon Backfires | Thursday 03.05.26
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We're joined today by our longtime friend Billy The Kidd @billyontheradio of DFW's Mix1029 and we do some catching up on what's going on in radio, we discuss a Florida man who might get a life sentence for stealing Pokemon cards, researchers teaching a petri dish of brain cells to play Doom, a guy with a micro-penis sending nudes, and pretty people calling out superficial people.  

LINKS:

Researchers Get Human Brain Cells Running Doom

Florida Man Allegedly Used Taco Seasoning to Steal $40K in Pokémon Cards

World's Smallest Penis Owner Sorry for Sending Unsolicited Nude Photos


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with us inside the Treehouse. I'm Daniel Maalley along with

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Trade Trendholm, Jerry Caldwell and special guest longtime friend of

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the show, Billy the Kid from the New Old Mix

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one of two nine Billy the Kid in the Morning

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Show who by the way, I believe the last time

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we had you on the show, I can't remember if

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you were number one yet or we just said you

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would be, But I know I said it long time ago.

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Once word got out and once you got on the

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air with your morning show on Mix, would only be

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a matter of time before you were number one. And

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you are, yes, congradulate and not just number one in

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the demo that you know, in the key demo that

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radio people go after. It's like, oh, no, number one

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overall you Dicky.

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Yeah, you know what I mean. It is cool to

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think about.

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I always hate talking about ratings because it's always like,

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you know, I don't know, it just feels weird.

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But that's because you have them.

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Yeah, well maybe that's part of it.

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The view from the top looks good. You don't have

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to worry about the minutia of quarter hour maintenance and

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and making sure you you set certain appointments, or that

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you have the perfect tea set for the next hour,

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or that you're gonna do second date update for the

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fourth fricking time that day. You're not worried about that stuff.

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You're just out there doing doing a good show. Imagine that.

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It's it's not brain rocket scientists, brain surgery, whatever you

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want to say. It's not that crazy. It's like, but

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you know, you still I still worry about.

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Way too much. I'll tell you that much. Still worry.

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But no, we're having fun.

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I mean right, like you know, and you guys know

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when you do a show and you just have fun

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and you have good energy, like somehow that's attractive and

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cant just to a listener when they know it's not

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made up, and then we're real friends and we're talking

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about real shit. It's not it shouldn't be like some

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weird organized thing where we're gonna do this and so robotic.

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Just have a good time.

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Yeah, it's amazing because I've had to tell a couple

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of program directors that almost exact thing where I remember

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one of them. This is my favorite. I think I've

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told you this before, but when I was working at

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the fan uh and Tom Bigbie, who was the big

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guy in charge at well, I have three of the fan,

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he came in. I was doing a show. It was

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I think it was me and Sean Salisbury. We were

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on in the afternoon at that time, and he comes in.

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He's like, what are you doing radio, Tom, what are

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you doing? And he's like, Oh, you're just inter you're

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having fun, trying to laugh. No, no, no, yeah, it's

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kind of the point there, Tom.

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Yep, that's what we do. That's what you're supposed to do.

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It's supposed to be fun, remember, I mean, you know,

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but if we do genuinely have fun, it sucks it

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up at three thirty in the morning, don't get me wrong,

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but it's worth it most days.

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Now. Imagine imagine your program director walking in the studio

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and telling you and Candace and Pooh, don't talk to

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each other. You're supposed to talk to the audience.

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That's wild.

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That's exactly. That was the second thing out of Tom

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Bigbie's mouth after he told me to stop having fun. Really,

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he looks at me, and Sean says, yeah, you guys

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aren't supposed to be talking to each other. You'posed to

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be talking to the audience. Like then why are we

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here in the side room? Yeah, I could just be

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one person.

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I mean, yeah, of course, like we include the audience,

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But why would we not talk to each other? We're friends?

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This is what friends too. The people listening, I always say,

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are like the fourth person on the show. You just

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can't see him, so like, right, they're involved, it's just

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like we're not. If they could all be in the studio, cool,

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but I mean that's just no, it shouldn't be.

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I just imagine him walking in. It's like it's like,

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would you would you have walked into the Tonight Show

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and told Johnny Carson stopped talking to Ed McMahon. Would

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you have told Jay Leno to stop talking to his

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band leader? Would you have told what was it? Was it?

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Craig Ferguson on CBS Late Late Night? Would you called

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him to stop talking to that robot? No, That's part

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of the reason people would do it in it was fun.

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It is fun, and a lot of those unfortunately, a

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lot of programmers, some were lucky enough to have the

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experience on the air. But I know over the years

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I've worked on for program doctors who've never been on

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the air. Yeah, And I'm like, well, can you imagine

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like a coach coaching baseball that's never played. It'd be

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like hard to listen to and hard to be like, oh, yeah,

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you're right, Like, have you ever done If you've never

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done this, it's really hard to sit there and tell

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me what to do.

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Yeah, and you don't even have to have been good

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at it. You just need to have at least some

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experience of having gone through some of this exactly.

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Yeah.

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Well, we're very happy at your unsurprising success because we

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knew it was going to happen long ago, and we

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were the ones that told you to tell iHeart that

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if they don't give you the morning show, that you

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were going to leave. And I'm glad you listened to us.

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Yeah I did.

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Yeah, you guys are my secret agents. Actually, you know,

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I just talked to you before I do.

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If that was the case, then where's their ten percent?

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I don't negotiate that later.

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Yeah, that's what I thought, all right. So if if

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by some reason you're among the uh the people that

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haven't listened to Billy's show in the morning on Mix

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one of the two, And I do yourself a favor

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and do it as someone that, even though I don't

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live in DFW, I actually still surf around the radio

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sum to my hometown stations to hear what's going on,

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and Billy's is basically the only one that makes me

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feel like I'm at home.

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Oh thank you man.

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That means a lot, because it's one of the things

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I've always pride myself on is talking about things that

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actually happen here. I gotta ever give a shit if

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I'm syndicated to me, It's like, if it happens, cool,

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but I'm still gonna be talking about Dallas and for Worth,

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and so it's always cool to have that vibe of

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like we're just friends. We're here, we're gonna talk about

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what we're doing, and it's hard to fake. I hate

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shows to do that. They fake it like, well, we're

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not worth there, we know you're not there. I'd rather

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someone be transparent with me and be like, we're not there.

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We love that place. But like if they put me

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on in Austin, I'd love to be on Austin again.

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But I'll talk about if I'm doing the show from Austin,

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I talk about Dallas.

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Same thing.

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It's just I don't think people realize, like people don't

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care anymore, just entertain them.

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Yeah, if it's compelling, people don't. Yeah, they don't care.

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They they want to be entertained. And if you make

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you make Dallas stuff funny or entertaining there, they're fine

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with that.

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That's what I think.

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It's part of the reason I've I've made fun of

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Houston for decades. I've never been, and I'm proud, right, Well,

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that's even though I've never been. I don't want anything

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to do with it. Just sounds miserable. Yeah, most of

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the people that live there sound miserable.

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Dude.

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Every time I've ever been to Houston. Fun fact, I've

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witnessed a massive police chase. But every time I've been

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to Houston, I've had almost been in the middle of

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a police chase, people flying by me. I've never seen

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such chaos as in Houston. And I'm from Detroit, Billy.

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I think it's a common denominator issue. If there's a

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release chase every time you go to Houston, stop breaking

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the law.

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Yeah, you're right, you know what, I do have poo

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in the car with me, so that's probably part of

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the reason why we're doing something.

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Yeah, you're right, never mind, Okay, fine.

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But that has to be one of the greatest qualifiers

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of all time. I'm from Detroit, dude.

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Like, if I'm telling you something chaotic, it's chaotic.

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Yeah, Billy knows.

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Oh yeah, listen.

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What's more chaotic the city of Detroit or morning radio?

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Yeah?

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I was in Detroit in the nineties when there was

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like real crackheads. These crackheads are like tame compared to

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the nineties crackheads.

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So what do you think is more chaotic Detroit or

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morning radio?

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Oh?

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God, morning radio. I'd rather kidding up at three am.

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In this business, I can survive Detroit easily.

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I barely survived this shit, isn't it kind of a

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weird sad But at the same time, it really is

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a badge of honor to say, yeh.

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Yeh oh, my god, Yeah it is you guys. You

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guys know you know this.

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This business is tough, and you get to be able

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to wake up and function. It is like survivor some days.

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I know, you cover a lot of news stories on

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your show during the week and you've got four hours

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to Phil, so you've you go through quite a bit.

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So I'm going to assume that you heard about the

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Florida man who used tacos seasonings to steal forty thousand

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dollars in Pokemon cards from Target.

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So I did see a little bit of this story.

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Poo is trying to tell me about it, but it

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was like four in the morning and I was like.

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Who are you high? What are you talking about? But

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tell you shouldn't listen story, because I should have listened

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to him.

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You should have listened to him. If Florida man's facing

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decades decades in prison after allegedly using seasoning packets to

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steal forty thousand dollars worth of Pokemon cards from Target,

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so you know the thing, you know the deal. You

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go to the self checkout, he's got the seasoning packet

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with the Pokemon cards the same size, and if someone's

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looking from a secure camera, he's scanning the seasoning. But

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he's stashing forty thousand dollars with the Pokemon cards. That's

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not the reason why he faces decades in prison. It's

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not just for that crime. It's what he did after

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he stole the cards. According to the Florida Attorney General's Office,

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thirty nine year old Keith Wallace was arrested following an

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investigation into a string of thefts at Target across the state.

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They alleged he carried out at least seventy five separate

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incidents between July twenty five and February twenty six. The

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method was simple but consistent. During each visit, he would

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load his cart with boxed Pokemon trading cards along with

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an equal number of ninety nine cent taco seasoning packets.

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At self checkout, he would scan and pay only for

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the seasoning packets, leaving the higher price merchandise effectively on

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accounting for. They believed the approach aligns with the tactic

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known as stacking. I think you get the idea. I

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don't need to describe what that is. Then, after leaving

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the store, investigators say he resold the Pokemon cards online

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through eBay, generating nearly forty thousand dollars in revenue. The

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reported loss to Target exceeds ten grand. So that's a

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pretty good profit. I mean, obviously he didn't pay for it,

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but it would have been a thirty grand. Then state

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officials emphasized the broader impact of schemes like this, saying

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organized retail theft drives up prices for consumers, and that

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is not a result we are going to tolerate. That's

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according to Florida's Attorney general. He also said that cases

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like this would be would be pursued with the maximum

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punishment allowed under the law. He's been charged with multiple counts,

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including felony, organized retail theft. That word organized is what's

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getting him in deep, deep trouble, Yeah, dealing in stolen property,

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and money laundering. If convicted on all counts, he faces

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up to ninety years in prison under Florida law. Oh

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my god, magic cards.

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You imagine going to prison for Pokemon cards?

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Sorry, Pokemon it whatever, same thing.

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Right, I mean, I know they can be worth a

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lot of money.

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So if you're stealing the ones that might be worth

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a million dollars, But you're stealing the ones, you don't

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know what you're getting.

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Yeah, you're just stealing the packs.

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You're stealing the packs and do it smarter, dude, just

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crotch them or something. Why would you put it in

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front of the.

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Stolen anything? I bet you have. I bet you have

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crotched smuggled if you taco seasoning packets, Oh.

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Yeah, taco seasoning packets. Yeah, oh yeah, that's worth it.

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Pokemon cards.

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I don't know.

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But last time I was in Texas, I was smuggling

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fuzzies taco sauce packets.

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Oh the butt burning sauce, well by the bottle, can't you?

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Yeah, but it's it's more obvious when you go through

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TSA security with that.

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True.

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Yeah, yeah, you don't want butt burning sauce in your

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crotch anyway, I don't think.

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And what's prison like for someone who kids of stealing

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Pokemon cards?

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What are you in for? Yeah, pattle peak at you.

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That's definitely gonna be.

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You're in the treehouse, visit us online at treehouseonair dot com.

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That's hysterical.

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year at least it's supposed to. And that's sort of

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you take a look at it ideally annually and you

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actually taunting about everything that we've done over the year,

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and we're not you know, bragging about everything. But what

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continue to watch that home as it ages and as

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all age differently, and some things change out faster than

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You can't say I have a home in Mesquite or Flower Mount.

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Every one of them is different. And that's why you

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need us out there annually to come check them out

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and we'll give you, you know, the notes and you

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get to inside the Treehouse today with our buddy Billy

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the Kid from Mix one O two nine Billy the Kid. Uh,

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what's the official name of the show in the morning?

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Is it the Billy the Kid in the Morning? Is

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it the Billy the Kids Show? Okay, Billy the Kid

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in Morning, the check out, Billy Candice and of course

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pooh there on Mix one O two nine Mornings. Uh

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number one, by the way, yay for Billy Yay.

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Yeah?

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All right?

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Uh uh. You posted something a day or two ago

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that I want to touch on. I think it's very important,

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and then we're going to completely demolish it. But before

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we get there, I saw this, and I know this

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is something that we all uh we all played Doom

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when we were kids, right, Oh yeah, Doom Doo, the

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old computer game. It was a first It was like

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the first first person shooter, the crazy monsters and stuff. Yeah. So,

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researchers have successfully taught a cluster of living human brain

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cells in a Petri dish to play the classic video

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game Doom, which I think is that actually how Doom

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starts in the game. I mean, it's some jacked up

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scientific research that leads to the whole thing. And here

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it might actually be happening in real life.

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So it's not like a person, it's like a pea, tritish,

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or just brain. We're so screwed.

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The scientists translated the game's three D environment into electrical

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pulses and then programmed the mini brain to navigate, spin,

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and shoot at enemies in real time without any computer

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chips involved. While the cells currently play like total beginners dubes,

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the experiment proves that these brain cells can process complex

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information in ways that standard computer chips simply cannot match.

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So what that means is we're gonna get RoboCop, oh

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for sure.

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I just can't believe that we're at this place right

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now where we have a petri dish of brain bush

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controlling anything. Yeah, in the past year.

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Think about how ais come in just a year m hm,

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now being able to like that one machine that won't

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turn itself off. They already figured out it learned to

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go yeah no, and it's trying to convince other things

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and people not to do it or he's going to

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blackmail them in the office Like that is terrifying to me.

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So it's been nice knowing you guys.

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Also, we don't know how much consciousness this particular dish

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of brain has.

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That could be his entire world.

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They they're living, ultimately, living in a simulation, and it's

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doom from there.

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Well not only that, but if that little piece of

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brain in the dish somehow gets out and gets into

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a body, it's gonna it's gonna have some things up.

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Yes, yes, it'll exactly your brain because it's definitely probably

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smarter than me already in a Patriot dish, which is defeating,

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but still, you know.

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And that's that's the other side of it that I

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look at is like I have to play call of

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duty at times, and I'm not good at it. I

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know that, and I know I'm getting my butt kicked

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by nine year olds. I can live with that. I

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can mute the chat. I can mute the chat. I

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don't have to hear it. And they don't know. They

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don't know that I'm a forty six year old man

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playing with them. But what I don't know if I

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could handle is a Petri dish of a sliver of

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brain tissue beating me in a in a one on one.

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Literally a can of spam is beating you. That's what

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I've just pictured a can of spam with some wires and.

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It just beating, flashing late.

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Oh, I'm oking me left and right, leveling up a gun.

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I'd be I I played with my son all the time,

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you know, and I've never gotten so many fights with

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ten year olds in my life.

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Like I straight up cussed them out and I don't care.

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I don't. I'm like, I can't do it. I started

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off going, Okay, you don't really mean that. And the

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way these kids talk to you is I'm like, put

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your dad on the speaker.

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Put your dad. I'm like, I don't have a dad.

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I'm like, yeah, go figure yeah.

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Because you're an awful, awful child.

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Awful demon fetus. It's playing at fortnite at four am,

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go to bed.

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It's it's kind of like, did you ever see Jay

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and Silent Bob Strike Back.

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I'm a worse with movies. No, I've never seen it.

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Oh man, You've got to it. Actually, not only does

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it hold up, but part of the film is there's

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online controlls. So like the very first clerks, the Internet

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wasn't even really a thing. By the time you get

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to Jay and Silent Bob strike back. The Internet is

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now coming into its own and there's things called forums,

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and you know, you have the chat rooms, and so

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Jay and Silent Bob become known and all these people

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are talking crap about them online. So part of the

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end of the film and the credits is a printed

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out sheet that looks like it's from like a like

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a doss printer, and it's They're going around, name by name,

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looking up the handles of people with their corresponding addresses

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and say, are are you Monkey Bro sixty nine? And

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they say yes, and then they just beat the shit

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out of them right there.

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I'm down for that.

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I'm telling you that that is my fever dream. That

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sounds amazing.

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Oh that sounds great. No, I get.

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I mean, I've cussed out so many kids, the stuff

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they say. I'm just like, I got a mute. I

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can't even play anymore because I've raged. So I've broke

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like three controllers. I'm like, I can't do this anymore.

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Can't do it.

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That's why I stick to Minecraft. Yeah, so everything Billy

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just said, I want you to remember that as I play.

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What he posted on social media, just a couple of

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days ago, reminding us about how important it is to

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have empathy, and maybe we shouldn't be so quick to

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judge people. It is on their looks.

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It is important based on their looks. But if he's

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a little piece of demon fetus brain matter talking smack,

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then yeah you could, you could judge me. Okay, all right,

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and so mean, can we stop? Can we stop commenting

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about everyone's looks? Like I'm online with this Jim Carey

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thing and I'm seeing how oh that's not him, it's

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a conspiracy. It's him. He's aged.

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The dude is sixty four years old.

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People age. Why do we expect everyone to be twenty

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still and look like they're twenty?

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Real quick? On the Jim Carrey things, I saw a

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couple of different reports on that. Was it actually like

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people were saying, was it him because his face looked different?

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Was it because he had aged and people didn't recognize him?

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Was it because he had had some plastic surgery and

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looked really different? Or was there some other social media

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guy who did makeup to look like Jim Carrey.

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That guy was doing that. No, that guy that came

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out that that guy the makeup artist thing was a lie.

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That guy did it to try to get clout. He's

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done it with other celebrities, but it wasn't that him.

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Even Jim Carrey's people came out and said that it

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was him. They were like, yeah, no, it's him. I

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can't believe I got to come out and say that, yeah,

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that was me. But I mean, the dude is sixty four,

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like his hair's long. I don't even think he looked

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that awful. Like, I don't know how anybody couldn't think

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that was him. To me, it's obviously him is eccentric

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and a little bit weird and performative, yes, but it's

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it's him.

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People.

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Conspiracies are cool because I like conspiracies, but they've gotten

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so out of control lately that it's like, we're worried

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about Jim Carrey not being him, But what advantage of

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it if it's not him?

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What did they do with Jim Carrey?

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And this happens with women way more than it does men, right,

474
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Like you're judged way harder. Oh my god, look at her.

475
00:22:20.200 --> 00:22:23.559
Oh okay, maybe she doesn't want to do botox filler

476
00:22:24.000 --> 00:22:26.799
plastic surgery. And if you do that stuff, cool, that's

477
00:22:26.839 --> 00:22:30.480
fine too, that's your thing. But aging is beautiful. You're

478
00:22:30.519 --> 00:22:34.759
still alive, You're still here, right, It's normal, nothing wrong

479
00:22:34.799 --> 00:22:37.640
with it, or making other comments about the way people look.

480
00:22:37.720 --> 00:22:40.319
Kelly Osbourne lost a bunch of weight. Oh she's sick,

481
00:22:40.359 --> 00:22:44.079
she's on drugs, or maybe she's going through it. Maybe

482
00:22:44.119 --> 00:22:47.240
her world was just rocked because she lost her dad.

483
00:22:48.440 --> 00:22:51.200
Real quick. Did you guys see Kelly Osbourne and her

484
00:22:51.200 --> 00:22:52.519
mom and that award show.

485
00:22:53.160 --> 00:22:53.839
I saw Kelly.

486
00:22:53.960 --> 00:23:01.799
Yeah, yeah, she may be going through it, but it is.

487
00:23:01.880 --> 00:23:07.279
But it looks like that, it looks unhealthy. I mean,

488
00:23:08.119 --> 00:23:11.799
it's ultimately, it's ultimately between her and her doctor because

489
00:23:11.799 --> 00:23:15.960
that's her business. Sure, but but if you are in

490
00:23:16.079 --> 00:23:18.839
the public eye and you look a certain way, and

491
00:23:18.880 --> 00:23:21.240
then the next time we see you you look a

492
00:23:21.279 --> 00:23:26.759
completely different way, I think it's fair to assume people

493
00:23:26.799 --> 00:23:29.000
are going to notice and probably comment on it.

494
00:23:29.039 --> 00:23:30.519
Oh for sure, for sure.

495
00:23:30.559 --> 00:23:32.599
I think I think people are gonna comment about it

496
00:23:32.640 --> 00:23:34.000
all the time, and that is part of being in

497
00:23:34.039 --> 00:23:35.839
the public eye. I think it's like people just go

498
00:23:36.000 --> 00:23:39.519
so crazy about it and get so fixated on it.

499
00:23:39.559 --> 00:23:42.200
I think it's just this. This post was inspired by

500
00:23:42.200 --> 00:23:44.839
the fact that like I, like Jim Carrey. I think

501
00:23:44.839 --> 00:23:45.839
he's a brilliant actor.

502
00:23:46.559 --> 00:23:46.960
I think that.

503
00:23:47.640 --> 00:23:50.920
Imagine accepting a Lifetime Achievement award and everyone's just talking

504
00:23:50.920 --> 00:23:54.480
about how fucked up you look. Can you imagine? I mean,

505
00:23:54.519 --> 00:23:56.559
it sucks. So it's like, all right, feel bad for

506
00:23:56.599 --> 00:24:01.039
the dude. It's probably him. Does he look different yet?

507
00:24:01.559 --> 00:24:01.799
Dude?

508
00:24:01.960 --> 00:24:05.200
Her world like she lost her father, she's probably she's

509
00:24:05.240 --> 00:24:06.839
not well. I think she's even come out in an

510
00:24:06.839 --> 00:24:09.359
interview recently since I posted and said, yeah, I'm pretty ill,

511
00:24:09.440 --> 00:24:11.839
like I'm not right, I'm not okay. So I think

512
00:24:11.839 --> 00:24:13.759
there's a differen between making a comment and worrying about

513
00:24:13.799 --> 00:24:15.880
people if they're okay, and then just being straight up

514
00:24:15.960 --> 00:24:16.720
mean about it.

515
00:24:16.759 --> 00:24:18.319
I think that's two different things.

516
00:24:18.680 --> 00:24:20.480
Now, you're absolutely right, Like, it's one thing to be

517
00:24:20.599 --> 00:24:23.319
concerned and comment on their appearance. It's another thing just

518
00:24:23.359 --> 00:24:24.599
to be just to be an a hole.

519
00:24:25.039 --> 00:24:25.920
Yeah exactly.

520
00:24:26.119 --> 00:24:28.440
I mean, we have so many more things in this

521
00:24:28.519 --> 00:24:32.960
world to worry about than the way anyone looks. Can

522
00:24:33.000 --> 00:24:38.480
we stop being so superficial, materialistic and fucking stupid?

523
00:24:40.319 --> 00:24:42.319
True?

524
00:24:41.559 --> 00:24:42.160
It is true.

525
00:24:42.519 --> 00:24:44.680
I mean it's just becomes such a crazy part about

526
00:24:44.720 --> 00:24:49.440
like online too, Like you know, especially with everyone like

527
00:24:49.480 --> 00:24:54.400
everybody's so fixated about appearance that I think it's become

528
00:24:55.160 --> 00:24:56.839
like look at look at some of the women who

529
00:24:56.839 --> 00:24:58.799
try to keep up, and I feel bad because they're

530
00:24:58.880 --> 00:25:02.200
judged constantly, but they try to do so much just

531
00:25:02.240 --> 00:25:05.079
to look like someone else or to look like they

532
00:25:05.119 --> 00:25:07.839
have an age, because the pressure is crazy and all

533
00:25:07.839 --> 00:25:09.880
of a sudden, and then it becomes a problem because

534
00:25:09.880 --> 00:25:13.519
then they feel like they become like they all look

535
00:25:13.559 --> 00:25:16.759
the same because they're getting fillers, they're getting botox, they're

536
00:25:16.759 --> 00:25:19.559
getting all this stuff, and you're like, what that doesn't

537
00:25:19.559 --> 00:25:22.119
look good? This is like, this is a problem in

538
00:25:22.160 --> 00:25:23.680
your mind that you feel like you need to do

539
00:25:23.720 --> 00:25:25.440
all this stuff because you don't. I mean, I think

540
00:25:25.440 --> 00:25:27.799
we all know someone who's gotten way too much work

541
00:25:27.839 --> 00:25:30.279
done and you're like, why are you doing that?

542
00:25:30.359 --> 00:25:33.119
You're you're fine, but I think it's all like you're

543
00:25:33.119 --> 00:25:35.880
in social media and so many things that come down

544
00:25:35.880 --> 00:25:37.440
on you that you feel like you have to do it.

545
00:25:37.440 --> 00:25:38.480
It's weird.

546
00:25:38.839 --> 00:25:40.519
I want to revisit something that you said and here

547
00:25:40.559 --> 00:25:44.759
I'm so I can find her goal quick m And

548
00:25:44.799 --> 00:25:50.119
this happens with women. Hang on right here, he's aged.

549
00:25:50.519 --> 00:25:53.880
The dude is sixty four, years old. People age? Why

550
00:25:53.920 --> 00:25:56.160
do we expect everyone to be twenty still and look

551
00:25:56.240 --> 00:25:56.720
like they're.

552
00:25:56.559 --> 00:26:02.920
Twenty, says DFW radios est morning man whatever, who has

553
00:26:03.599 --> 00:26:05.480
not aged twenty five years?

554
00:26:05.559 --> 00:26:06.559
No, not at all.

555
00:26:06.799 --> 00:26:10.000
I definitely have aged. I definitely have aged. Absolutely.

556
00:26:10.240 --> 00:26:13.920
Really it might comments. Did you read your comments on

557
00:26:13.960 --> 00:26:14.559
this video?

558
00:26:16.160 --> 00:26:16.599
I read some.

559
00:26:16.799 --> 00:26:17.960
Uh huh uh huh.

560
00:26:18.000 --> 00:26:20.680
I know you did because you responded back to a prayer, hands,

561
00:26:20.759 --> 00:26:24.839
kissy face, hearts and stuff. Whether when they're telling says

562
00:26:24.839 --> 00:26:27.880
the hottest guy in radio or says the hot ass

563
00:26:28.000 --> 00:26:31.039
DJ I believe was what one lady said, and they're

564
00:26:31.079 --> 00:26:31.599
not wrong.

565
00:26:31.720 --> 00:26:32.920
Billy listen.

566
00:26:33.039 --> 00:26:35.359
I mean, it's it's really easy to sit at the

567
00:26:35.400 --> 00:26:39.160
top of hotness when you can say, you know, everyone

568
00:26:39.240 --> 00:26:41.519
expects you to look a certain way. You still look

569
00:26:41.640 --> 00:26:42.880
twenty do I look?

570
00:26:42.960 --> 00:26:46.720
Trust me? It must be the light or something. But

571
00:26:46.799 --> 00:26:47.720
I I've known you.

572
00:26:47.839 --> 00:26:49.759
I say, I think because you're just a little bit

573
00:26:49.799 --> 00:26:54.559
older than me, but in essence we're the same age. Okay, yeah,

574
00:26:54.920 --> 00:26:58.519
we're both in our forties. Oh yeah, you still look

575
00:26:58.640 --> 00:27:01.920
like you're in your twenties. My physical body is in

576
00:27:02.039 --> 00:27:06.720
more of a confused state these days. Jerry Jerry's look

577
00:27:06.880 --> 00:27:11.240
looks like he's gonna be thirty five forever, right, uh huh.

578
00:27:11.240 --> 00:27:14.400
And then there's Trey. Trey is just now getting into

579
00:27:14.559 --> 00:27:17.799
his silver Fox era, and here you are, still looking

580
00:27:17.880 --> 00:27:21.960
twenty four, saying we really shouldn't judge everybody based on

581
00:27:22.000 --> 00:27:22.799
the way they look.

582
00:27:23.160 --> 00:27:25.720
No, I'm not twenty I trust me, I'm not. You

583
00:27:25.759 --> 00:27:27.920
know how mornings will take it out of you, So if.

584
00:27:27.799 --> 00:27:29.359
I do, and I assume that's part of the reason

585
00:27:29.400 --> 00:27:31.799
why you're wearing the sunglasses is because you're really tired.

586
00:27:32.359 --> 00:27:38.519
Since three am, I was probably my eyes were probably swollen, swollen, But.

587
00:27:38.920 --> 00:27:41.680
You're also probably wearing the sunglasses so people don't get

588
00:27:41.720 --> 00:27:45.839
distracted and mesmerized and hypnotized by which that was the case.

589
00:27:46.119 --> 00:27:49.480
I wish that was the case. I definitely not the case, though.

590
00:27:49.799 --> 00:27:52.440
I will say this. Look, there are four men right

591
00:27:52.440 --> 00:27:55.599
now inside the treehouse. Okay, and Billy, you have to

592
00:27:55.640 --> 00:27:57.559
excuse yourself on this because I'm gonna take a quick

593
00:27:57.640 --> 00:28:01.440
vote based on all the guy as we know currently

594
00:28:01.519 --> 00:28:06.480
on the air in radio in df W. Raise your

595
00:28:06.519 --> 00:28:09.000
hand if you can think of any guy on the

596
00:28:09.039 --> 00:28:11.759
air in Dallas that is better looking than Billy the Kid.

597
00:28:11.960 --> 00:28:15.559
Oh, come on, I can I can think of a couple.

598
00:28:17.000 --> 00:28:20.200
Billy, there are no hands raised in here. If there was,

599
00:28:20.400 --> 00:28:24.440
if there was a beauty pageant for DFW radio, dudes,

600
00:28:25.279 --> 00:28:25.680
you win.

601
00:28:26.400 --> 00:28:28.359
No, there's other guy. I mean there's what let's think

602
00:28:28.359 --> 00:28:28.759
about it.

603
00:28:28.759 --> 00:28:32.240
Who j j C is a.

604
00:28:32.160 --> 00:28:32.839
Good looking guy?

605
00:28:34.599 --> 00:28:35.480
Not next to you.

606
00:28:36.319 --> 00:28:38.960
Yeah, he's a good looking dude. I mean, I don't listen.

607
00:28:39.160 --> 00:28:40.920
He might. You know what I'll give you that j

608
00:28:41.039 --> 00:28:42.079
C's probably second.

609
00:28:42.519 --> 00:28:45.039
Yeah, Oh well, I don't think I'm first. This is

610
00:28:45.599 --> 00:28:46.440
come on, who's first?

611
00:28:46.440 --> 00:28:47.319
Who's hotter than you?

612
00:28:48.720 --> 00:28:50.359
Who else? I don't know a lot of morning guys.

613
00:28:50.759 --> 00:28:51.759
Who else? Does anyway?

614
00:28:51.759 --> 00:28:54.079
Any of them? Any of them? If you if you

615
00:28:54.160 --> 00:28:57.079
feel like saying hal J from WB A P, go

616
00:28:57.200 --> 00:28:58.640
for it. But I guarantee you.

617
00:28:59.079 --> 00:29:03.079
He's a good looking No, he's in his Silver Fox era.

618
00:29:03.599 --> 00:29:05.759
No no, no, no, no, he ate the Silver Fox

619
00:29:05.799 --> 00:29:08.960
and that that's that's gone. That's way gone. He's a

620
00:29:09.000 --> 00:29:10.880
hell of a talent. He's a hell of a guy.

621
00:29:11.240 --> 00:29:15.680
But he is he is. He is very very hawkey.

622
00:29:16.559 --> 00:29:19.519
He's not going here. He not only is Hawkeye not

623
00:29:19.680 --> 00:29:22.119
close to you in hotness, he's not close to Jay C.

624
00:29:22.559 --> 00:29:24.039
Hawkey is probably top five.

625
00:29:25.559 --> 00:29:27.839
Okay, Well, I don't want this award. I don't want

626
00:29:27.839 --> 00:29:29.319
to be one son.

627
00:29:30.599 --> 00:29:31.599
I'm sorry, there isn't.

628
00:29:32.599 --> 00:29:36.079
I mean, I you can go past the present. I

629
00:29:36.079 --> 00:29:37.039
can't think of anyone.

630
00:29:38.960 --> 00:29:40.200
This is very awkward for me.

631
00:29:40.279 --> 00:29:42.279
Guys, I don't want to be the I don't want

632
00:29:42.279 --> 00:29:44.519
to be by the way, it's radio people, so we're

633
00:29:44.559 --> 00:29:47.480
not you're judging off anyway.

634
00:29:47.960 --> 00:29:50.519
It's well, we're trying to protect your feelings. If we say,

635
00:29:50.599 --> 00:29:53.000
if we put you up against you know, the TV people,

636
00:29:53.039 --> 00:29:55.920
then that's just we're all. We're all we're all second

637
00:29:55.960 --> 00:29:57.240
place to see no yellow.

638
00:29:58.000 --> 00:30:00.839
So yeah, I guess yeah, I mean, I'll take the listen.

639
00:30:00.880 --> 00:30:03.039
I think we're all pretty good looking. Man, We've aged well.

640
00:30:03.920 --> 00:30:06.680
I will say this. I feel like our generation is

641
00:30:06.720 --> 00:30:08.720
aging much better than others.

642
00:30:09.160 --> 00:30:10.599
Yes, yes, we've.

643
00:30:10.400 --> 00:30:15.000
All like like uh Billy Trey and myself. We've known

644
00:30:15.039 --> 00:30:17.279
each other for twenty plus years. Yea, And I will

645
00:30:17.319 --> 00:30:19.559
say for the most part, we look pretty good for

646
00:30:19.599 --> 00:30:23.079
our ages. No, I think we do too the best obviously, No.

647
00:30:23.039 --> 00:30:25.160
I don't think that, but I think that honestly, genuinely.

648
00:30:25.440 --> 00:30:29.119
Think about how I feel like our parents aged compared

649
00:30:29.119 --> 00:30:31.319
to the way I mean I felt like when I

650
00:30:31.359 --> 00:30:33.440
was a kid, and if I saw like my like

651
00:30:33.640 --> 00:30:35.599
an older uncle or someone who is my age now,

652
00:30:36.160 --> 00:30:37.680
I felt like they were a dinosaur.

653
00:30:37.720 --> 00:30:40.200
They didn't even do anything, like, they didn't move barely.

654
00:30:40.240 --> 00:30:41.880
I felt like they were just so old and all

655
00:30:41.920 --> 00:30:45.480
they did was drink and smoke, and I drink. But

656
00:30:45.720 --> 00:30:47.519
you know, I mean, it's not that bad, I don't think,

657
00:30:47.519 --> 00:30:49.480
but it just feels different than he used to.

658
00:30:49.799 --> 00:30:53.000
Yeah, I want to want to point out one final

659
00:30:53.039 --> 00:30:54.000
thing in your video here.

660
00:30:54.079 --> 00:30:56.160
Okay, it happens with women way more than.

661
00:30:56.640 --> 00:31:00.200
It's all the way here at the end, I do.

662
00:31:00.680 --> 00:31:05.680
Any one, looks can we stop being so superficial, materialistic

663
00:31:06.839 --> 00:31:08.319
and stupid.

664
00:31:10.640 --> 00:31:18.920
Look at Trigger, you're Trigger Crown. No, no, no, no, no,

665
00:31:19.079 --> 00:31:22.200
you dropped an F bomb and Trigger turned you know

666
00:31:22.279 --> 00:31:23.000
you're You're.

667
00:31:22.839 --> 00:31:26.640
So right, You're so right. He hates when I say.

668
00:31:26.400 --> 00:31:30.400
That he ignored everything you were saying from the back

669
00:31:30.440 --> 00:31:33.599
seat the entire time. Look, I'm gonna I'm gonna back

670
00:31:33.640 --> 00:31:37.200
this up in random frozen spot. Here, Trigger is not

671
00:31:37.200 --> 00:31:40.079
paying attention to you. Here, Trigger is kind of looking

672
00:31:40.079 --> 00:31:42.880
at something on the back seat, still not looking at you. Here,

673
00:31:43.160 --> 00:31:44.960
back to whatever is on the left. Side of the car.

674
00:31:45.079 --> 00:31:48.200
Back here. Uh, he might be checking his good looks

675
00:31:48.200 --> 00:31:51.160
in one of your mirrors. Here, back off to the side,

676
00:31:51.279 --> 00:31:54.079
back to the side, back to the side, back to

677
00:31:54.160 --> 00:31:56.359
the side. At the end, you drop an F BA.

678
00:31:56.559 --> 00:31:57.400
What what's up, bro?

679
00:31:58.039 --> 00:32:01.279
That's so true. I didn't he he knows, he knows

680
00:32:01.319 --> 00:32:02.000
what I'm upset.

681
00:32:02.119 --> 00:32:07.640
If it looks he's checking for those F bombs.

682
00:32:07.640 --> 00:32:08.720
He'd make a great producer.

683
00:32:08.960 --> 00:32:09.359
He does.

684
00:32:09.440 --> 00:32:11.359
He knows when I'm he knows when I'm upset, and

685
00:32:11.400 --> 00:32:14.000
he'll literally try to crawl on if I'm upset or

686
00:32:14.000 --> 00:32:16.200
mad or anything. He tries to like crawl on me

687
00:32:16.279 --> 00:32:19.000
to make sure I'm good. He's very in tune. You're right,

688
00:32:19.039 --> 00:32:20.480
I didn't even notice that until just then.

689
00:32:20.519 --> 00:32:21.599
That's funny. Wow.

690
00:32:21.720 --> 00:32:25.039
Yeah. Or maybe or maybe it has nothing to do

691
00:32:25.079 --> 00:32:27.200
with the fact that you dropped an F bomb. Maybe

692
00:32:27.200 --> 00:32:29.440
you change the station from Mix one oh two nine

693
00:32:29.559 --> 00:32:35.480
over to the Eagle and he took exception to it.

694
00:32:34.680 --> 00:32:40.519
Maybe you're in the Treehouse.

695
00:32:41.319 --> 00:32:45.000
Visit us online at Treehouse on air dot com.

696
00:32:45.039 --> 00:32:46.039
That's hysterical.

697
00:32:47.759 --> 00:32:50.480
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698
00:32:50.519 --> 00:32:52.759
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699
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700
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703
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704
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R e o in dot com slash Treehouse on Air.

705
00:33:13.559 --> 00:33:15.119
You're in the treehouse.

706
00:33:15.920 --> 00:33:24.759
Visit us online at Treehouse on Air dot com.

707
00:33:25.039 --> 00:33:27.359
That's how you do lover boy. Thank you, Billy the

708
00:33:27.440 --> 00:33:31.759
kid from Mix one O two nine. Uh. I don't

709
00:33:31.799 --> 00:33:34.799
want you to leave here until we've talked about this story,

710
00:33:34.920 --> 00:33:38.160
because I am really curious to know if you have

711
00:33:38.559 --> 00:33:41.359
or will talk about it on your show.

712
00:33:41.759 --> 00:33:42.160
Okay.

713
00:33:43.279 --> 00:33:47.119
Michael Phillips, the man who claims he has the smallest

714
00:33:47.200 --> 00:33:53.359
dong in the world ato point three eight inches, says

715
00:33:53.440 --> 00:33:56.720
he's sorry for sending unwanted dick pics to women.

716
00:34:01.880 --> 00:34:06.599
Wow, well who he sent it to?

717
00:34:09.159 --> 00:34:13.199
Michael tells TMC that he sent the unsolicited nudes for

718
00:34:13.400 --> 00:34:18.960
dating purposes to let women know up front what he's

719
00:34:19.000 --> 00:34:20.880
working with right there.

720
00:34:24.400 --> 00:34:26.119
No, it's not, it's not.

721
00:34:26.239 --> 00:34:27.519
True truth and advertising.

722
00:34:27.719 --> 00:34:29.559
I got kind of with Billy on this one.

723
00:34:29.920 --> 00:34:33.599
I mean He's like disclosure, letting you know, like this

724
00:34:33.679 --> 00:34:36.039
is the situation, so you're not surprised.

725
00:34:36.760 --> 00:34:39.400
Yeah. The problem is, though, what you just described is

726
00:34:39.840 --> 00:34:40.800
digital flashing.

727
00:34:41.800 --> 00:34:47.239
Oh yeah, that's true. Okay. Oh he didn't ask him first, like, hey,

728
00:34:47.239 --> 00:34:48.159
can I sing you a pick?

729
00:34:48.719 --> 00:34:48.920
No?

730
00:34:49.440 --> 00:34:51.360
Okay, then that's probably not the best.

731
00:34:51.199 --> 00:34:53.559
I mean, but is it flashing if you can't see it?

732
00:34:54.679 --> 00:34:57.679
That's true. It's three point point three eight inches flashing.

733
00:34:58.039 --> 00:35:02.000
Yeah, yeah, I mean that's I mean, honestly, I think

734
00:35:02.039 --> 00:35:06.039
if you know what that is when he shows it,

735
00:35:06.559 --> 00:35:10.440
you are looking a long time, yeah, to discern it,

736
00:35:10.480 --> 00:35:14.480
because I mean it's basically like seeing a wild mushroom

737
00:35:14.519 --> 00:35:15.559
in a redwood forest.

738
00:35:18.320 --> 00:35:20.280
That's the perfect way of putting it in very nice.

739
00:35:20.679 --> 00:35:22.639
Is it weird that I okay, Adam want to be

740
00:35:22.679 --> 00:35:23.840
caught on video saying this.

741
00:35:25.159 --> 00:35:26.159
Now you're concerned?

742
00:35:27.000 --> 00:35:30.159
Yeah, now I'm concerned. Is there a picture of it?

743
00:35:31.719 --> 00:35:35.159
No? That's okay, that's that. I think that's a natural curiosity.

744
00:35:35.199 --> 00:35:38.840
He is describing it like dude. He has described it

745
00:35:38.920 --> 00:35:42.599
as as basically the size of his fingernail. It'sero point

746
00:35:42.679 --> 00:35:45.760
thirty eight inches is what he says. He has measured

747
00:35:45.800 --> 00:35:46.159
it at.

748
00:35:46.880 --> 00:35:52.800
Right, here. Yeah, so he's a grower, not a shower.

749
00:35:53.840 --> 00:35:57.559
Well, here's the thing is, there's not a big difference

750
00:35:58.280 --> 00:36:03.280
when it's hard or saw often's he I think he

751
00:36:03.360 --> 00:36:06.360
said the point three eight is when it's rare and

752
00:36:06.440 --> 00:36:06.719
to go.

753
00:36:07.599 --> 00:36:11.159
Oh, that's performance ready. Yeah, so if you're not thinking

754
00:36:11.239 --> 00:36:13.719
performance oh.

755
00:36:13.400 --> 00:36:17.079
Man, right, it may be like tiny, tiny mushroom in

756
00:36:17.119 --> 00:36:18.159
the middle of a redwood fall.

757
00:36:18.760 --> 00:36:21.800
It might actually be concave. You know, Oh he's got

758
00:36:21.840 --> 00:36:25.119
an any it might be I mean basic.

759
00:36:25.880 --> 00:36:26.719
Point three eight.

760
00:36:30.599 --> 00:36:32.039
You think he's tried to scissor a chick?

761
00:36:36.719 --> 00:36:38.920
I mean, you know what there is there is the

762
00:36:39.000 --> 00:36:42.800
possibility that if he was, there is the possibility that

763
00:36:43.320 --> 00:36:46.320
in a relationship with a woman, his might be smaller

764
00:36:46.360 --> 00:36:47.400
than hers.

765
00:36:47.880 --> 00:36:50.320
Oh, now that would be tough to accept.

766
00:36:50.639 --> 00:36:53.280
And I'm and what I mean is his thing he

767
00:36:53.559 --> 00:36:58.320
might be smaller than her. Man in the boat, right.

768
00:36:58.599 --> 00:37:03.199
You're probably right, oh.

769
00:37:02.119 --> 00:37:03.360
Or at least evenly matched.

770
00:37:04.320 --> 00:37:09.599
Yeah, to two beans at a pod, two men in

771
00:37:09.639 --> 00:37:13.840
the boat, Can my man come in your boat?

772
00:37:15.400 --> 00:37:19.320
How do you sailor anyway? Uh. He says he's sorry

773
00:37:19.360 --> 00:37:24.320
for sending unsolicited uh wiener pictures, and he says that

774
00:37:24.440 --> 00:37:26.639
he did it up front. To let women know that

775
00:37:26.679 --> 00:37:29.480
what he's working with kind of like a warning so

776
00:37:29.519 --> 00:37:33.159
they don't waste their time if they're not interested because

777
00:37:33.199 --> 00:37:38.800
of that fair there's a video in particular with a

778
00:37:38.840 --> 00:37:42.760
woman claiming Michael sent her an unsolicited penis piic, and

779
00:37:42.840 --> 00:37:47.280
he says that's mostly accurate, with a few caveats. He

780
00:37:47.400 --> 00:37:49.840
told TMZ there was a girl who I was angry

781
00:37:49.880 --> 00:37:52.159
with because she started making fun of me. I commented

782
00:37:52.159 --> 00:37:54.159
on her post and a bunch of people started attacking me.

783
00:37:54.480 --> 00:37:55.960
They saw I was in the news for having a

784
00:37:56.000 --> 00:37:58.960
micro penis and she started posting about that. I did

785
00:37:59.000 --> 00:38:02.199
send her an unsold a pick of myself because I

786
00:38:02.280 --> 00:38:05.679
wanted to show her that she shouldn't make fun of

787
00:38:05.719 --> 00:38:08.280
people and let her see what she's making fun of.

788
00:38:08.639 --> 00:38:12.480
So basically, like, I bet you wouldn't be making fun

789
00:38:12.480 --> 00:38:15.800
of me this part if you knew how bad off

790
00:38:15.920 --> 00:38:16.400
I was.

791
00:38:16.800 --> 00:38:20.639
Yeah, they're still gonna make fun of you, bro. That's

792
00:38:20.159 --> 00:38:21.800
it's somebody.

793
00:38:21.800 --> 00:38:24.480
He needs a pr guy, like he needs someone to

794
00:38:24.480 --> 00:38:26.719
be like, hey, Michael, shut up about your PEPs.

795
00:38:27.440 --> 00:38:30.440
He admits to sending unsolicited nudes in the past, but

796
00:38:30.559 --> 00:38:32.480
he says he would only do it if he was

797
00:38:32.559 --> 00:38:35.280
drinking because we all know that makes it okay. And

798
00:38:35.400 --> 00:38:37.719
if he had a little more confidence, though, he says,

799
00:38:37.719 --> 00:38:39.159
in hindsight it was stupid.

800
00:38:39.320 --> 00:38:41.599
He's got all the confidence in the world. This guy's

801
00:38:41.639 --> 00:38:43.639
the most confident person I know. He's got a point

802
00:38:43.679 --> 00:38:45.280
three eight and he's just slanging out.

803
00:38:45.199 --> 00:38:48.440
Dp's right, Well, no, I don't think you can consider

804
00:38:48.519 --> 00:38:49.079
it slang.

805
00:38:49.679 --> 00:38:51.440
Well, he's flicking them out.

806
00:38:52.000 --> 00:38:56.599
You go, I'm pretty sure my dad picked boogers bigger

807
00:38:56.639 --> 00:38:56.880
than that.

808
00:38:57.559 --> 00:39:01.880
Yeah, can you imagine the girl just be like, what

809
00:39:01.920 --> 00:39:02.599
do you do with you?

810
00:39:02.679 --> 00:39:08.760
Just go like, get out of here with that. You

811
00:39:08.840 --> 00:39:10.639
can't do any I mean I don't. You can't do

812
00:39:10.679 --> 00:39:12.719
anything with it, can you?

813
00:39:13.239 --> 00:39:18.039
I don't think, so just stare at it?

814
00:39:18.199 --> 00:39:18.920
Can you back?

815
00:39:21.280 --> 00:39:29.840
I mean, do you need a monocle periscope? Anyway? Look,

816
00:39:29.880 --> 00:39:32.360
no matter how big or small you are, do not

817
00:39:32.559 --> 00:39:35.119
send unsolicited But how do.

818
00:39:35.079 --> 00:39:37.039
You find out? Like how does this guy?

819
00:39:37.159 --> 00:39:39.599
Why would he ever come out and show his face

820
00:39:39.920 --> 00:39:42.000
and say I have a micro penis?

821
00:39:42.039 --> 00:39:45.199
Like, just shut up about it, that's what the.

822
00:39:47.119 --> 00:39:47.360
I think.

823
00:39:47.360 --> 00:39:48.880
The TMC person asked him if he was going to

824
00:39:48.920 --> 00:39:51.000
do OnlyFans, and he said no, it's like, what is

825
00:39:51.039 --> 00:39:53.400
your end game of doing all this, do.

826
00:39:53.519 --> 00:39:55.599
Only fans, I'd pay a dollars.

827
00:39:55.280 --> 00:39:57.000
At least capitalize on it.

828
00:39:57.440 --> 00:40:00.360
Just le me dollar fifty, maybe maybe a dollar fifty.

829
00:40:03.599 --> 00:40:06.079
If he started to GoFundMe just saying I've got the

830
00:40:06.159 --> 00:40:08.840
smallest wiener in the world, I might send him five bucks,

831
00:40:09.079 --> 00:40:10.039
like I'm sorry.

832
00:40:10.599 --> 00:40:12.440
Yeah, I'd send him twenty bucks. Be like, dude, get

833
00:40:12.480 --> 00:40:13.679
a couple of beers on me bro.

834
00:40:14.280 --> 00:40:17.679
Yeah, and and maybe maybe a few million other people

835
00:40:17.719 --> 00:40:21.039
would also pitch in. It's like, dude, you deserve a yacht.

836
00:40:21.239 --> 00:40:23.920
Go go live it, Go do that because you get

837
00:40:23.920 --> 00:40:28.599
twenty million. Did you get twenty million in in in donations?

838
00:40:28.599 --> 00:40:29.719
You might be able to buy one.

839
00:40:30.239 --> 00:40:32.480
Yeah, I mean you have them right. You can do

840
00:40:32.480 --> 00:40:33.400
a penis implant.

841
00:40:35.360 --> 00:40:37.320
You can. I just don't know if it'll not let

842
00:40:37.320 --> 00:40:39.679
me for him. It's not necessarily an implant, because I

843
00:40:39.679 --> 00:40:41.679
don't know if you have enough tissue there to actually,

844
00:40:43.159 --> 00:40:43.960
you know, make bigger.

845
00:40:44.039 --> 00:40:45.519
Let's get it up to an inch at least.

846
00:40:46.280 --> 00:40:47.719
It'd be more like a transplant.

847
00:40:48.480 --> 00:40:50.320
Exactly a transplant.

848
00:40:51.119 --> 00:40:51.559
Mm hmm.

849
00:40:51.800 --> 00:40:53.840
Okay, that's fair. We'll get him a transplant.

850
00:40:54.800 --> 00:40:57.480
So here's what would you rather Inside the treehouse based

851
00:40:57.519 --> 00:41:01.159
on Michael Phillips, the man who claims to have the

852
00:41:01.199 --> 00:41:06.960
smallest weanie in the world. Would you rather right now,

853
00:41:07.000 --> 00:41:09.199
Billy the kids wishing that was liquor and not an energy.

854
00:41:09.280 --> 00:41:12.800
I'm about to go there, all right, last part of

855
00:41:12.840 --> 00:41:13.400
the show today.

856
00:41:13.880 --> 00:41:18.039
Would you rather have a micro penis point three to

857
00:41:18.039 --> 00:41:25.039
eight inches like Michael Phillips that works? Or have nine

858
00:41:25.079 --> 00:41:26.440
inches that doesn't.

859
00:41:27.559 --> 00:41:30.199
This is the easiest question ever. Nine inches that doesn't.

860
00:41:30.400 --> 00:41:38.000
Okay, Trey, Yes, nine inches that doesn't. Jerry, nine that doesn't.

861
00:41:38.880 --> 00:41:41.239
Yeah right, it's you, Nanna. But I'd rather have nine

862
00:41:41.280 --> 00:41:46.159
inches that doesn't, because look, even if it doesn't work,

863
00:41:46.280 --> 00:41:49.400
you can still have the big D energy, even if

864
00:41:49.440 --> 00:41:51.159
you can't back it up. But at least you know

865
00:41:51.239 --> 00:41:51.800
you got.

866
00:41:51.719 --> 00:41:54.679
It right, or you can get some something in tape,

867
00:41:54.760 --> 00:41:55.840
or you could probably.

868
00:41:55.639 --> 00:41:59.599
Do something a couple of popsicle sticks. Is this how

869
00:41:59.599 --> 00:42:00.519
you got inn strap.

870
00:42:00.760 --> 00:42:05.760
The pumps like the Reebok pumps?

871
00:42:06.519 --> 00:42:09.480
Yeah? Yeah, you put a pump thing on it. Uh.

872
00:42:09.719 --> 00:42:11.599
And look, even if it doesn't work, you can always

873
00:42:11.599 --> 00:42:16.599
get a get a construction job on the side, shammer names.

874
00:42:20.239 --> 00:42:21.920
At least you could put it to use.

875
00:42:21.760 --> 00:42:28.400
As you can do party tricks with it right, you

876
00:42:28.440 --> 00:42:29.920
can't even do a Wien or watch.

877
00:42:30.400 --> 00:42:31.480
I remember Bachelor Party.

878
00:42:33.440 --> 00:42:40.000
That's right. It may not work, but you can still

879
00:42:40.039 --> 00:42:46.519
pull off the hot dog trick for all things three House,

880
00:42:46.559 --> 00:42:49.199
three House on air dot com. Billy the Kid, our

881
00:42:49.320 --> 00:42:52.079
brother from Mixed one O two nine, thanks for being

882
00:42:52.079 --> 00:42:56.079
here man great seeing us alway to give Billy the

883
00:42:56.159 --> 00:42:58.320
Kid and Kansas and Fill. Listen on Mix one of

884
00:42:58.360 --> 00:43:02.000
two nine every morning, and when you're not listening to Billy,

885
00:43:02.559 --> 00:43:05.039
you listen right here inside the Treehouse to see you

886
00:43:05.159 --> 00:43:07.400
next time, right here inside the Treehouse.