March 31, 2026

Where Tiger Went Wrong, And It's Not What You Think | Tuesday 03.31.26

Where Tiger Went Wrong, And It's Not What You Think | Tuesday 03.31.26
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On today's show, we discuss the downfall of Tiger Woods, where he went off track, and how easy it is to fix. Next, why men should be wiping their penis', and we bring back Birthdays! which leads us to a serious discussion of the environment, and then the case of the woman who went to the doctor because of back pain, and was told she needed to be put down.

LINKS:

https://www.tmz.com/2026/03/30/tiger-woods-wont-hire-driver-because-of-privacy-concerns/
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-15665083/MEN-use-toilet-paper-peeing-Doctors-hygiene.html

https://nypost.com/2026/03/28/world-news/woman-visits-er-for-back-pain-doc-offers-death-program/


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It is time to leave your worries outside and laugh

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with us inside the Treehouse. I'm Dan O'Malley along with

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Trey Trenholm coming up inside the Treehouse today. It's going

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to be a hell of a week. I can tell already.

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I know that because I feel like, despite some outstanding

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headlines last week, I feel like we have a contender

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to dethrone last week's headline of the year. So last

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week's headline of the year was quadruple amputee Cornhole champion

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arrested for murder while driving. I still feel like that's

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going to be the winner of twenty twenty six. But

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I did not expect there to be a contender for

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best headline so soon after it. That will come up

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later on the show.

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Along with the glorious return, the triumphant return of birthdays

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inside the trees House. Yeah, birthdays.

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Since no one asked, we decided to bring them back. Actually,

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to be fair, one person asked. It was Trey, and

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I was all too willing to say, yeah, bro, let's

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do it. Also, old man problems, We're going to get

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into a couple of those today, but first we are

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going to start with a separate old man problem and

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that's Tiger Woods, or should I say the Adventures of

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Tiger Woods from Friday today, because.

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Buddy, it's been a lot.

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He's had himself a hell of a weekend. Yeah, just

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going through the headlines that came out starting Friday afternoon

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via TMZ, Tiger Woods arrested for dui after rollover crash

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in Florida.

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Well, and just before that, it was very weird. It

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was just Tiger you know, Tiger Woods involved in you know,

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some say major accident. Press conference later and it's like

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a right, so you're not saying how he is doing, which.

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I automatically was like, all right, Yo, he got in

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some trouble.

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Yeah, Tiger Woods involved in rollover crash in Florida. Sheriff

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speaks out on Tiger Woods dui arrest. Tiger Woods mugshot

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released after dui arrest.

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Tiger Woods released.

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From jail after rollover crash. Tiger Woods looks pissed in

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new photos as he leaves jail after dui arrest. It's

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a fine line between pissed and just really hungover. Tiger

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Woods receives major support from golf fans wearing his mugshot.

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Did you see that?

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I did not.

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There's a bunch of guys, a standard standard golf bro fare.

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They print. They printed t shirts with.

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His mug shot with the hashtag free Tiger.

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Here.

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I'll show this to you. They got their.

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They got their michelob ultras there and they're on the

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course given full support, like yeah, free Tiger baby. And

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can I just say, any day that you have a

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mugshot taken is not your happiest day, and it's usually

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one of your worst photos. I don't know from personal experience,

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but I've known a number of people who have had

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mugshots and from what I've seen, not their best photos.

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It's not one that they typically turn into their profile photo.

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Despite my begging, completing Tiger Wood Circle reportedly expresses concern

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over his arrest. Tiger Woods reportedly, ooh, this is my

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favorite part. Tiger Woods reportedly won't hire a driver due

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to privacy concerns. This is not a new thing. Whenever

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someone that is rich and famous gets nailed for a

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duy or gets in a car crash related to a dui.

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One of the most sensible things that all of us

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who are not rich and famous say, is you hire

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a driver, you can afford it. You can absolutely afford

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your own personal driver. Why are you driving around, especially

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if you're drinking or in the case of Tiger Woods,

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maybe something else, because Tiger blew a zero point zero

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zero or on the breathalyzer, but he shrewdly rejected the

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ur analysis. So since he didn't, that's when they said, Okay, well,

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now you're under arrest for the dui.

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Which yeah, this, this wasn't booze. I mean this, Uh,

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he has had and it's dude, lives in a lot

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of pain, and so I am sure he takes too

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many probably painkillers m hm. And you know, and some

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of the pains golf, some of it is his own

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doing and some of his escapades in his thirties of

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like trying to be a navy seal.

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Why why did he do that?

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Even at the time, we were all wondering, why are

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you working out like that? We're all for doing it

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for health and fitness, but dude, you're playing golf. There's

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no need for you to work out like a freaking

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navy seal. There's no reason for you and even Navy

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Seal workouts aren't just you know, it's not just powerlifting

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and such. It's actually a lot of you know, distance

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type stuff. I mean, it's grueling, hours long's workouts. Like

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it doesn't it doesn't carry over to the world of golf.

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But he wasn't just doing Navy Seal workouts. He was

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working out with the Navy Seals like he had somehow

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gotten special permission to work out with them in their

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training courses. I mean, it's you know, it's really it's

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hard to figure out, you know, what was going through

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his head. I have, you know there and there have

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been a number of books and everything else trying to

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figure Tiger Wood's out. You know, is this what happens

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when you're groomed to do one thing and then you

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do it and.

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And you're like, what's next?

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And uh, you know, there's some people think he's got

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some major depression other issues that you know, some of

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these recks are like I remember one of the RECs,

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I think it was the one that cat California that

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he hurt himself.

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You know, they were saying the speeds he was going,

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what he was doing.

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That's someone who's you know, borderline trying to kill themselves.

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And that's the other thing too.

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So with this most recent arrest in Florida, that would

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be his second DUI in Florida. Now the crash you're

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talking about that happened in California, I don't think he

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was ever charged with any sort of a dui thing,

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and that's in.

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That he was.

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I believe he was actually on the way to a tournament.

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But speaking of the driver thing, I did see this headline.

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I don't know if it's true or not. I know

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he does date Trump's ex daughter in law, Don Junior's

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ex wife I believe is his girlfriend. Okay, And I

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did see a headline that said Secret Service will not

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allow him to drive Trump's grandkids around anymore.

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Well, I think we know why.

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Yeah, But because.

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Here's the thing, because duy is aside. Let's say that

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he's because he's been arrested now for two duys, but

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he's been involved in at least three car wrecks. At

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a certain point, we just need to ask the question,

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is he a bad driver? And if the Secret Service

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doesn't want him driving around anyone with a Trump name

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in it, then.

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That's that's good enough.

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For me, I kind of feel like Florida might should

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should look at that and say, maybe you don't need

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a driver's license. I mean, you're a danger to the

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people of this community.

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And no offense. And this is.

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A certain level of celebrity I understand. But Tiger woods

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a is I've never I have looked at his net worth.

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I'm sure he's a billionaire. And especially now, you could

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find an ex Secret Service agent that you know to

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be your driver, that will will keep his mouth shut,

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and you can buy secrecy.

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You absolutely can. It's very affordable. Yeah, all, because you're right,

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you find yourself. It doesn't even have to be a

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retired Secret Service agent. You can go find a current

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Secret Service agent and then just say how much would

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you like to work for me?

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And that's it. And guess what he or she will

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keep your secrets? You know how?

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I know it's in the freaking name Secret Service.

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Yeah, and you're right.

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It's President Trump's ex daughter in law who was once

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married to Don Junior.

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Yeah, and that's the she.

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She has since come out, According to rumors and anonymous sources.

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The rumor is that she told Tiger you got to

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get your act together.

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Well, and it's her daughter that is. I think her

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name's Kai. That's the excellent.

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I mean, I don't know if she's on the LPGA,

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but I believe she's headed that direction.

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And so now, on the heels of everything that has happened,

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Tiger Woods is addressing the question that a lot of

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people have been asking, well, why doesn't he just get

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a driver? He cares a lot about his privacy, at

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least according to People magazine. The magazine cites an anonymous

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source who claims Tiger will not hire a private driver

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because he doesn't want anyone to watch over him or

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know what he's doing. That should translate to I don't

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want someone telling me not to do this stuff I

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want to do, which, by the way, you can buy.

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That as well, or knowing how much I do it

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that too.

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Look, money can buy you lots of things, lots of awesome, amazing,

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beautiful things, including secrecy, privacy, and no judgment. Oh and yes,

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men are actually pretty cheap.

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Yeah I'll do it for yeah, low six figures.

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Yeah, low six figures. I got you, Tiger. I will

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keep your secrets, there will be no judgment. I won't

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write a book, I won't leak a photo. I got you,

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and I got you so good that I'll make sure

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you get from the course to the bar, to the dispensary,

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to the whorehouse.

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Wherever you want to go. Low six figures. I got you.

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No one will know, No one will find out. I

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will not tell a soul. I won't even tell Tiger.

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No.

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If he asks me the.

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Next day, if he rolls over and is like, man,

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what happened, I'm not even gonna tell you.

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Worst thing will happen.

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You hired Dan and I both call you Bernie Woods,

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and no matter what state you're in, we'll.

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Get you there.

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Yeah. Yeah, weekend at Bernie's three is shaping up really nice.

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Bernie Shoots.

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along with Trey. Gentlemen, wipe your penises. That's what doctors

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are now telling us men. Doctors say that we men

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should use toilet paper after peeing.

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Okay, when you get the dribbles.

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They're saying for overall hygiene purposes, not just for the dribbles,

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which are a real thing when you hit a certain age,

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but for many people, hygiene routines operate on autopilot. We

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learned early, repeated daily, and rarely revisited these habits and

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their shape more by habit and culture than by updated

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medical guidance. So this is this is starting to shift now.

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Some doctors are highlighting a small but overlooked detail in

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men's hygiene. Medical experts say that using toilet paper after

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urination may help reduce irritation, odor, and certain bacterial risks.

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Even minor residual moisture can contribute to discomfort over time,

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especially in warmer conditions or with prolonged wear. Whatever that means,

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the point is not co lexity, but awareness, small adjustments

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that compound into better overall hygiene. The broader takeaway. The

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broader takeaway sits beyond a single habit. Social norms often

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define what feels necessary or excessive, and once a routine

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is established, it tends to go unquestioned. I am guilty

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of that. I love a routine. I am a creature

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of habit. If I anything not necessarily how I go pee,

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If I do anything in a routine, I am set

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that way, and for me to change it will take

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an act of God. Especially if I don't have to

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think about it. If it's just muscle memory something that

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I do, I'm doing it. I'm on autopilot, good to go,

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and I kind of prefer if I don't have to

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think about everything. Health behaviors are not fixed. They evolve,

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but only when people stop assuming routine equals optimal.

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Did they say, I mean, does this have a circumcised

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versus non circumcised component?

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This they don't mention cut or uncut. It does stand

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to reason that if you are uncut, you need to

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have a cleanliness regimen. Yeah, there's some stuff in there

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that needs to get out.

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Uh, but I have never.

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I've never associated, you know, a little dribble here or

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there with some major health crisis.

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Well the famous last words there, Trey.

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I mean, you know, looming prostate issue. Sure, but not

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a cleanliness.

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As you can imagine, if you're scrolling social media and

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you see a headline that says, doctors say men should

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use toilet paper after peeing, it's going to garner more

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than a few reactions. So I've decided to share with

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you some of those, because sometimes you you see a

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headline or you see a thing on social media and

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you can't get to the comment section fast enough. One

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of the one of the one of the common phrases

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is I broke both ankles running to the comments on this,

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and I did, and I snapped one achilles.

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Maybe two.

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Doctors say men should wipe after peeing. I use the

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guest towels. Another commenter says, be a man, wipe it

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on the guy next to you. So, Trey, if you

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when you see this headline, are you trying to then

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put this into your daily routine? Are you going to

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start wiping after peeing because medical experts say you should?

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And if so, what's your method going to be? Are

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you gonna wipe it on the guy next to you?

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Like this guy in the comment section says.

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Yeah, no, uh, And I don't really consider I don't

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even really have a big problem with the dribbles, so

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I'm not.

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Uh.

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This has just never been something that's been overly concerning.

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My first thought is, so are you supposed to carry

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some toilet paper with you, because if you're at a urinal, there.

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Is none, thank you.

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That's that's something that a lot of the other men

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pointed out very logically, by the way, is that there's

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not exactly a toilet in public bathrooms. There's not a

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toilet paper dispenser next to the urinals. Just not gonna happen.

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It's impractical to go from the urinal into the stall

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to get some toilet paper to wipe up, So this

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would have to be an at home thing, or you're

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gonna have to bring your own. I also like this

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guy's method of cleaning up after peeing. He says, no,

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he's not gonna wipe after peeing, He's just gonna swing

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it like a propeller.

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Helicopter method. Always good.

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Mm hmm. That's it's a it's a version of air drying.

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About saying or the next phase of this is, uh,

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you know the dice and piece of penis dryer that. Yeah,

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they put a blower on the side of the urinal

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divider and you know, just.

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Give you wean a blow dry mm hmm.

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So that's my method. That's what I commented on here.

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I said, I shaken.

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Bake, you blow on it.

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No, I said, I shaken bake, you shake it and

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then you put it under the hand dryer for the bake.

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Or you could go with this guy named Christian. His

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uh suggestion was just sit when you pee, then the

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tip is already underwater, very clean. Some of us don't

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have that problem. Or the the water depth in your

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bowl is just too high. I don't really know. And

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then there's Sam in the comments who brings up a

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very salient point and I've heard this before. But I'd

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forgotten it until now. If you shake it more than

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three times, you're just playing with yourself.

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Hadn't heard that one a long time.

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Yeah, but that's true if you're if you're in a

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public restroom and the guy next to you is shake

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it at more than three times, Yeah, he's not shaking, he's.

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Working.

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I just.

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There's some scientists that got paid for this. That's probably,

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I mean, all the things going on in the world

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and things we need, this is what you know ultimately,

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I'm sure tax dollars went to is uh, you know

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men need to dry there. I mean, what exactly is

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the health crisis going on here?

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Are there?

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Are there a bunch of of men walking around with

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sickly penises?

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Perhaps, and maybe there's reason why, because you know, it's

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the cleaner it is than the less likelihood you are

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to spread infections to others, maybe lower risks of UTIs

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and other things. And if you're really concerned about whether

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or not you know you should clean up after up,

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you could also go with this suggestion just dropping your

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junk in the sink and giving it a Turkish bath.

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You imagine walking in the men's room in a public

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place and you see kuys of this joke in the scene,

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just washing away like it's a bird bath.

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I mean, they making another version of dude wipes that

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you know aren't huge that. I mean, I'm sure there's

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an industry and there's money to be made with this,

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but I've.

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Not sure which way to go.

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Yeah, it's not going to be from me, because I look,

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I know I should say I don't care what people think.

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But if I'm sitting on a yacht that's like ten

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million dollars one day and someone asks me, is like, so,

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how'd you make your millions, I'm and I'm the guy

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that created the little dude wipes. I'm gonna lie and

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say it's like drugs or I'm a gun runner or something.

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I'm not gonna say it's because I invented the weenie

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wipes for after you pee.

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No, And I just don't see that.

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Of all the scenarios I see where you know, I'm

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laying in a bed and a doctor comes in and says, well,

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you know, had you just not drank for twenty five years?

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Or I just don't see him saying had you just

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wiped your pecker? I don't see that as the thing

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I'm gonna go down going damn.

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Yeah, I hope that's not what gets me.

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Yeah, that's u.

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And not only like you were saying, it's like someone

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funded this research, right, Not only that, but the doctors

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that did their research somewhere they have parents that are

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sitting back seeing what their kids doing with that medical degree,

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and they're thinking, I can't believe I paid for medical

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school and this is what I'm getting out of it.

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Come on, man, go cure cancer or Yeah.

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Here's the other thing that's gonna happen is there's gonna

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be some stupid gen z swats that are gonna decide,

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you know what, start using hand sanitizer.

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Yes, consider us part of the manosphere. That's exactly what

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you need to do. If you want to be a

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real alpha male, you and you want to clean junk,

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you get in there with some purel cleaning.

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Up real nice.

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Make sure you get some in the p hole.

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That's right, it's you and the clavicularietis guy right in

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there with the purel.

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Like a man.

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Yeah. So let us know.

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One guy's tried this, by the way, he said, never again.

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Every time I use the toilet paper, I touch my

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dick with it, I get so bricked up.

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I luck in the paper, or this one might actually

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be my favorite. They already invented the bidet, now we

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do the birthdays on the date of which we released

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the episode, so that is today, Tuesday, March thirty first,

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twenty twenty six. Don't hold me to it. Birthdays today.

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Ewan McGregor, star of Star Wars, Moulin Rouge, and a

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bunch of other stuff. Train spotting Today is his birthday?

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Tight?

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Did you say how old he was?

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It was interesting. I saw two different things. One said

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he was which I can't believe.

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That's correct.

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One said he was born in sixty four, which would

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make him sixty two. Then I saw another one said

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he was born in seventy one, which would make him

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fifty four. That seems hang on, Yeah, fifty five, I

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guess that would make it a lot more.

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That seems one more reasonable.

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Yeah, unless he was a you know, Dominican.

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Pitch Yeah, with no birth certificate.

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Yeah, like I don't. Little League World Series. Yeah, I'm

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right here.

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Sure, I throw ninety and I look forty, but no,

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I swear to God, I'm twelve. My family's here to

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support me. Yeah, and they go to the stage. You're

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expecting mom and dad.

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No, it's his kids.

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Other birthdays today, Christopher.

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Walkin the legend.

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When you think of Christopher Walkin, when I tell you

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it's Christopher Walkin's birthday, what do you think of? What

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do you identify the most with Christopher Walkin?

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Is it a roll? Is it his voice?

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Is it his dance moves in the Moby video Fat

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Boy Slim, Fat Boy Slim, my bad, my bad, My

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apologies to Fat Boy Slim.

474
00:28:56.359 --> 00:29:00.559
Yeah, I honestly I think of that music video.

475
00:29:00.599 --> 00:29:01.880
Is the first thing that comes to mind.

476
00:29:02.519 --> 00:29:04.960
I'm with you, all his stuff.

477
00:29:06.160 --> 00:29:13.119
Probably second is you know, gonna need more cow bell?

478
00:29:14.720 --> 00:29:14.920
Oh?

479
00:29:15.039 --> 00:29:22.079
Yeah, yeah, the Third Watch, Third.

480
00:29:21.799 --> 00:29:29.039
Watch, the Paul fiction, the Watch story.

481
00:29:29.759 --> 00:29:30.279
Oh gotcha?

482
00:29:30.319 --> 00:29:32.680
Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm with you. I think of

483
00:29:33.519 --> 00:29:36.680
when I think of Christopher walking I think of his

484
00:29:36.839 --> 00:29:40.720
dance moves in Weapon of Choice by Fat Boy Slim.

485
00:29:41.000 --> 00:29:45.039
And not just because of the dance moves, but because

486
00:29:45.039 --> 00:29:48.039
of the name of the song weapon of choice. That's

487
00:29:48.079 --> 00:29:51.200
also that the choice I make if I was to

488
00:29:51.240 --> 00:29:54.880
ever be presented with a duel and one side gets

489
00:29:54.920 --> 00:29:58.079
to choose the weapons, my weapon of choice would be

490
00:29:58.119 --> 00:30:02.240
a dancing Christopher Walking because you'll be so goddamn distracted

491
00:30:05.160 --> 00:30:07.440
at whatever he's doing, I'll be able to get you.

492
00:30:07.920 --> 00:30:09.759
And it was way after the fact I learned that

493
00:30:09.799 --> 00:30:11.319
he actually was a dancer.

494
00:30:11.960 --> 00:30:16.400
Yeah, the man got his start in dance and then

495
00:30:16.440 --> 00:30:21.039
he toned it down to act. I'm with you more.

496
00:30:21.119 --> 00:30:23.920
Cow Bell is up there. As far as things that

497
00:30:24.000 --> 00:30:26.519
I think of when I think of Christopher Walking, I

498
00:30:26.680 --> 00:30:33.799
also think of he has one of the great setups

499
00:30:33.839 --> 00:30:37.480
in movie history, and that is in the Denzel Washington

500
00:30:37.559 --> 00:30:41.400
movie Man on Fire, because when they go to Christopher

501
00:30:41.480 --> 00:30:44.640
Walking and he's talking and he's saying, what's going to happen,

502
00:30:44.960 --> 00:30:49.000
and he has this incredible speech that basically kicks off

503
00:30:49.039 --> 00:30:52.119
the third act of the film, and he says about

504
00:30:52.119 --> 00:30:58.759
Denzel Washington's character, he's painting his masterpiece, like, oh gotta

505
00:30:58.799 --> 00:31:02.599
get chills so good other birthdays.

506
00:31:02.599 --> 00:31:04.079
I haven't seen that movie in so long.

507
00:31:05.480 --> 00:31:08.640
That's a that's a rewatch that deserves every single time

508
00:31:08.680 --> 00:31:09.400
you rewatch it?

509
00:31:11.079 --> 00:31:14.119
Yeah, the prophecy, but then what was the other one?

510
00:31:14.400 --> 00:31:15.279
Uh?

511
00:31:15.720 --> 00:31:18.119
Suicide Kings where they've got him strapped to the chair

512
00:31:18.119 --> 00:31:19.400
and as a mob boss.

513
00:31:19.960 --> 00:31:21.960
That's a great movie.

514
00:31:23.279 --> 00:31:26.599
So many, so many great lines from Christopher walk into that.

515
00:31:26.720 --> 00:31:27.480
Oh.

516
00:31:27.599 --> 00:31:31.319
Other birthdays today from Cheers fame Reapearlman.

517
00:31:35.440 --> 00:31:37.480
You ever tried to think of her and Danny DeVito

518
00:31:37.559 --> 00:31:38.079
having sex?

519
00:31:39.599 --> 00:31:41.640
Why? Why would I do that? Do you hate me?

520
00:31:43.000 --> 00:31:45.200
Why would you try to put that image in my brain?

521
00:31:46.079 --> 00:31:46.640
They're married?

522
00:31:48.119 --> 00:31:51.559
But yeah, I'm married. Do you think about me having sex?

523
00:31:51.880 --> 00:31:52.319
They just.

524
00:31:53.720 --> 00:31:55.720
I mean it'd be it'd be a more pleasant image

525
00:31:55.759 --> 00:31:58.279
than you know, Danny DeVito and Rea Pearlman.

526
00:31:58.400 --> 00:32:01.680
But do I owe you money?

527
00:32:02.359 --> 00:32:02.440
No?

528
00:32:02.519 --> 00:32:09.039
It's just you know, two little, tiny, tiny people, Danny DeVito.

529
00:32:12.119 --> 00:32:14.799
Working up a sweat.

530
00:32:15.839 --> 00:32:17.079
I don't think it takes much of him.

531
00:32:17.880 --> 00:32:18.759
I don't think so either.

532
00:32:20.200 --> 00:32:23.519
Other birthdays today A C d c's Angus Young Today

533
00:32:23.599 --> 00:32:29.759
is his birthday from Bleachers, as well as a producer

534
00:32:29.799 --> 00:32:32.799
for Taylor's Swift Jack anton Off. Today is his birthday

535
00:32:34.079 --> 00:32:37.359
al Gore. Al Gore is celebrating a birthday today. I

536
00:32:37.359 --> 00:32:40.720
imagine he'll fly his private jet to a keep Keep

537
00:32:40.720 --> 00:32:43.039
the world green conference to celebrate you.

538
00:32:43.000 --> 00:32:44.119
Ever looked up his net worth?

539
00:32:45.799 --> 00:32:48.440
I have not. I'm not really I know it's a lot.

540
00:32:49.279 --> 00:32:52.759
I mean, you know, ex presidents usually end up being,

541
00:32:52.799 --> 00:32:55.279
you know, worth a healthy eight.

542
00:32:55.119 --> 00:32:57.359
Figures after books, kills and everything else.

543
00:32:59.000 --> 00:33:02.319
But yes, the and I believe this is why you

544
00:33:02.400 --> 00:33:04.480
really you haven't heard from him in twenty five years

545
00:33:04.480 --> 00:33:07.240
because he made so much money off the green racket

546
00:33:07.359 --> 00:33:10.640
of everything. But yeah, he's worth last time somewhere between

547
00:33:10.640 --> 00:33:15.279
three hundred and fifty and four hundred million dollars.

548
00:33:16.599 --> 00:33:18.240
Is it a racket?

549
00:33:18.559 --> 00:33:27.119
A lot of it, yes? Like what electric cars they're bad? Yes?

550
00:33:27.960 --> 00:33:29.559
Is it because of the batteries.

551
00:33:30.400 --> 00:33:31.759
Part of it? Yeah? I mean part of it.

552
00:33:31.759 --> 00:33:36.160
We don't you know, how do you make electricity?

553
00:33:36.359 --> 00:33:37.519
You lick batteries?

554
00:33:38.640 --> 00:33:42.680
I mean it's I mean, I listen.

555
00:33:42.960 --> 00:33:50.880
I think again, I think hybrids offer an absolute makes sense.

556
00:33:51.079 --> 00:33:55.599
They offer a well thought out balance of like especially

557
00:33:55.599 --> 00:33:58.480
like China's making one. Now that's super nice suv that

558
00:33:58.559 --> 00:34:03.759
gets I think six hundred fifty miles of tank that's good. Yeah,

559
00:34:03.799 --> 00:34:07.559
but it also incorporated technology where when the engine's going,

560
00:34:07.559 --> 00:34:12.880
it's charging the battery. But I think all electric cars, yeah,

561
00:34:12.880 --> 00:34:15.679
I think that was a huge racket because I mean,

562
00:34:15.840 --> 00:34:17.920
if you care about the environment, then you should know

563
00:34:18.920 --> 00:34:20.760
lithium mining is.

564
00:34:20.760 --> 00:34:24.519
Awful for the earth. Like I am all for, we

565
00:34:24.559 --> 00:34:24.840
need to.

566
00:34:24.840 --> 00:34:26.760
Take better care of the Earth and quit treating it

567
00:34:26.800 --> 00:34:28.559
like it's a you know, we had a gagger.

568
00:34:29.880 --> 00:34:33.159
Thank you, because because if you treat it that way,

569
00:34:33.239 --> 00:34:35.039
somewhere Captain Planet is crying.

570
00:34:37.320 --> 00:34:43.519
But we as the United States take on the stupid,

571
00:34:43.840 --> 00:34:48.880
stupid things and projects and edicts. When until you get

572
00:34:48.960 --> 00:34:51.920
China and India under you know, some kind of agreement,

573
00:34:54.639 --> 00:34:57.119
us breaking our next to save the world isn't going

574
00:34:57.159 --> 00:34:58.039
to do a damn thing.

575
00:34:59.239 --> 00:35:00.760
I will say on the flo side of that that

576
00:35:00.920 --> 00:35:03.559
just because your neighbors have trashy houses doesn't mean you

577
00:35:03.599 --> 00:35:04.800
should have a trashy house.

578
00:35:07.039 --> 00:35:11.280
But if you're going to put a lot of people,

579
00:35:11.280 --> 00:35:14.400
you know, there's a whole lot of goes into this

580
00:35:14.400 --> 00:35:18.039
this deal of especially with EVS. Number one is we

581
00:35:18.039 --> 00:35:22.119
don't have enough power, period the end. And the only

582
00:35:22.159 --> 00:35:24.960
way you only think, only option you have for power

583
00:35:25.800 --> 00:35:28.719
to even get to the point where you if you

584
00:35:28.800 --> 00:35:31.440
wanted to just get rid of the internal busting combustion

585
00:35:31.519 --> 00:35:32.719
engine is nuclear.

586
00:35:33.119 --> 00:35:37.079
The only thing if it's good enough for our aircraft carriers.

587
00:35:37.119 --> 00:35:38.880
It's good enough for my living room. I mean, I

588
00:35:38.880 --> 00:35:40.880
don't want the reactor in my living room, but I'm

589
00:35:40.880 --> 00:35:43.920
totally fine with having the nuclear reactor somewhere outside of town.

590
00:35:43.960 --> 00:35:44.199
Power.

591
00:35:44.800 --> 00:35:45.760
Mind you, we have it.

592
00:35:46.039 --> 00:35:50.599
We haven't built a diesel powered aircraft carrier since the

593
00:35:50.639 --> 00:35:54.440
early sixties. You know, it's not just you know, for

594
00:35:55.199 --> 00:35:58.440
since I think we launched the first nuclear power uh

595
00:35:58.599 --> 00:36:00.599
if it's the nimics, but I think the nyme's had

596
00:36:00.599 --> 00:36:02.440
to be refitted. But it was like sixty eight, so

597
00:36:02.440 --> 00:36:05.159
I mean we're going on sixty years. And the same

598
00:36:05.159 --> 00:36:08.519
thing with submarines, and I to my knowledge, there's been one,

599
00:36:08.760 --> 00:36:13.159
you know, one issue with one submarine one time. But yeah, no,

600
00:36:13.360 --> 00:36:15.960
I listen, I think there is some common sense to

601
00:36:18.199 --> 00:36:22.880
not hamstringing and making people's lives harder at the same

602
00:36:22.960 --> 00:36:25.119
time taking better care of the earth.

603
00:36:25.719 --> 00:36:26.320
Yeah.

604
00:36:26.400 --> 00:36:29.719
My approach to the all the green whatever the environment

605
00:36:29.760 --> 00:36:31.800
has always been a common sense approach. Like it used

606
00:36:31.800 --> 00:36:34.440
to be normal to just leave your trash around, and

607
00:36:34.480 --> 00:36:36.400
then we had to have this big, you know, PSA

608
00:36:36.519 --> 00:36:38.400
campaign be like, hey, that's bad, put your stuff in

609
00:36:38.440 --> 00:36:38.840
the trash.

610
00:36:39.000 --> 00:36:40.440
And I'm sure there were people back.

611
00:36:40.239 --> 00:36:43.159
Then saying like, ah, you should leave putting your trash

612
00:36:43.199 --> 00:36:46.039
in a trash cans too woke for me, And then

613
00:36:46.079 --> 00:36:48.719
like someone saying it's like, uh, coal is awesome.

614
00:36:48.760 --> 00:36:50.400
It's like, is it.

615
00:36:50.440 --> 00:36:52.519
Did you ask the coal workers when they went down

616
00:36:52.559 --> 00:36:54.639
to the mine with their little bird friends if they

617
00:36:54.679 --> 00:36:56.719
felt like that was a good option, or if you

618
00:36:56.760 --> 00:36:59.119
gave them the option to work in a solar panel plant,

619
00:36:59.199 --> 00:37:04.519
would they might like that better? Where it's clean and

620
00:37:04.599 --> 00:37:06.840
air conditioning and if you bring your bird it's just

621
00:37:06.840 --> 00:37:11.679
for fun, not because you know as a test mine's

622
00:37:11.719 --> 00:37:14.000
always been just sort of a common sense thing. It's like,

623
00:37:14.239 --> 00:37:16.480
does this make sense? Then yeah, we should probably do that.

624
00:37:16.599 --> 00:37:18.480
We have this big yellow thing in the sky that

625
00:37:18.519 --> 00:37:22.480
we're not really harnessing as much as we could. I mean, sure,

626
00:37:22.519 --> 00:37:25.559
there's the occasional wackadoodle on social media, you know, spreading

627
00:37:25.599 --> 00:37:30.480
his legs and he's he's showing us just like just

628
00:37:30.519 --> 00:37:33.000
like we talked about in our plus episode on Patreon,

629
00:37:33.280 --> 00:37:35.320
he's showing us the power of the sun and how

630
00:37:35.320 --> 00:37:38.039
good it is for your taint. So I think we

631
00:37:38.079 --> 00:37:40.360
can spread Earth's legs and take advantage.

632
00:37:43.519 --> 00:37:46.400
I think what we will come to a point you know,

633
00:37:46.519 --> 00:37:52.079
like solar technology gets better and better. Again, the big

634
00:37:52.159 --> 00:37:56.599
problems though, you have transmission lines you have to get

635
00:37:57.199 --> 00:37:57.920
power from.

636
00:37:58.320 --> 00:38:01.000
You know, it's like wind. Yeah, okay, great idea, although

637
00:38:01.760 --> 00:38:02.400
not really.

638
00:38:02.320 --> 00:38:05.159
That environment as environmentally friendly as people would like to think.

639
00:38:05.639 --> 00:38:07.039
But it's white.

640
00:38:07.320 --> 00:38:07.960
Yeah.

641
00:38:08.079 --> 00:38:10.800
Yeah, those turbines are very anti bird.

642
00:38:11.280 --> 00:38:14.800
Well and it just it takes a lot of a

643
00:38:14.840 --> 00:38:19.639
lot of petroleum to make them. But as you know,

644
00:38:19.639 --> 00:38:21.840
like t Boone Pickens found out, who lost over a

645
00:38:21.840 --> 00:38:24.599
billion dollars back when a billion dollars really meant something

646
00:38:25.880 --> 00:38:29.960
of you know, you have a wind corridor where it's

647
00:38:30.000 --> 00:38:32.400
really good, but you still have to get the transmission

648
00:38:32.440 --> 00:38:36.760
lines to the grid, and that's a whole infrastructure.

649
00:38:36.079 --> 00:38:37.159
Thing it is.

650
00:38:37.239 --> 00:38:39.239
And you know what, if it makes things better, I'm

651
00:38:39.280 --> 00:38:41.039
all for it. If it makes things better and it

652
00:38:41.079 --> 00:38:43.360
makes sense to do it that way, then I'm for it.

653
00:38:43.400 --> 00:38:46.119
But at the same but one of my biggest things is.

654
00:38:48.239 --> 00:38:49.400
I am fifty one.

655
00:38:50.599 --> 00:38:53.119
I have been told since the early eighties or mid

656
00:38:53.159 --> 00:38:56.199
eighties that Florida and California we're going to be underwater

657
00:38:56.719 --> 00:39:02.440
way before now. Yeah, And my deal is, as we

658
00:39:02.559 --> 00:39:04.639
have gone on and we we learn more and more

659
00:39:04.639 --> 00:39:07.719
about the history of the Earth. We know we live

660
00:39:07.800 --> 00:39:08.159
in a.

661
00:39:08.159 --> 00:39:09.159
Very violent.

662
00:39:11.119 --> 00:39:15.320
Universe and our planet's been through a lot. And I

663
00:39:15.360 --> 00:39:18.440
don't think all you know, as much as we love,

664
00:39:18.920 --> 00:39:21.760
you know, man loves to feel, you know, the self

665
00:39:21.800 --> 00:39:25.440
importance of man is paramount. But we've been here such

666
00:39:25.480 --> 00:39:29.400
a fraction of the time, especially in an industrial, industrialized way,

667
00:39:30.559 --> 00:39:32.559
and we know there's been you know, cataclysmic things that

668
00:39:32.559 --> 00:39:35.920
have happened. We have a there's a big burning core

669
00:39:36.360 --> 00:39:39.800
in the middle of the planet. Hot red stuff occasionally

670
00:39:39.880 --> 00:39:40.840
comes out of places.

671
00:39:41.400 --> 00:39:41.719
M m.

672
00:39:42.960 --> 00:39:46.239
There are other factors at play that you also contribute

673
00:39:46.239 --> 00:39:48.800
to global warming other than us.

674
00:39:49.480 --> 00:39:52.599
So, like I said, yes, that is absolutely true. I

675
00:39:52.679 --> 00:39:55.800
am of the mindset. Though let's not make it worse.

676
00:39:57.079 --> 00:39:57.360
Fair.

677
00:39:58.440 --> 00:40:02.280
I mean again, I don't have common sense stuff recycle

678
00:40:02.480 --> 00:40:07.639
less plastic, absolutely all for it, especially less plastic. You know,

679
00:40:08.239 --> 00:40:10.800
plastic is what just we actually have just trashed the

680
00:40:10.840 --> 00:40:11.519
planet up with.

681
00:40:12.119 --> 00:40:16.760
Yeah, other birthdays today, says oar Chav. Though maybe I

682
00:40:16.760 --> 00:40:28.719
should skip the Yeah.

683
00:40:23.559 --> 00:40:24.920
All right, well that's birthdays today.

684
00:40:25.039 --> 00:40:28.079
One quick headline before we close up the treehouse for today,

685
00:40:28.119 --> 00:40:29.760
and that is the one that I feel like might

686
00:40:29.800 --> 00:40:34.079
be the contender to dethrone last week's headline of the year.

687
00:40:34.360 --> 00:40:36.559
So last week's headline of the week, which I think

688
00:40:36.599 --> 00:40:40.679
will be the headline of the year, is quadruple amputee

689
00:40:40.679 --> 00:40:46.519
cornhole champion arrested for murder while driving. That may not

690
00:40:46.639 --> 00:40:49.119
only be the greatest headline of the week, it'll be

691
00:40:49.159 --> 00:40:51.199
the greatest headline of the year. It may be up

692
00:40:51.199 --> 00:40:56.039
the decade, and unless we blow up the planet, it'll

693
00:40:56.079 --> 00:41:00.079
probably be headline of the millennium or century eco century.

694
00:41:02.039 --> 00:41:07.599
But this one's pretty damn good. A woman visiting an

695
00:41:07.599 --> 00:41:10.920
emergency room for back pain was stunned after her doctor

696
00:41:11.039 --> 00:41:43.760
suggested euthanasia.

697
00:41:44.039 --> 00:41:46.360
How annoying was she? Thank you?

698
00:41:48.000 --> 00:41:49.239
Let's pick this up tomorrow.

699
00:41:49.239 --> 00:41:50.039
Will say you.

700
00:41:53.079 --> 00:41:56.599
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701
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702
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703
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704
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705
00:42:06.559 --> 00:42:08.639
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706
00:42:09.519 --> 00:42:10.480
That would New English