Oct. 14, 2025

Why Yes, It Is A Stanley | Tuesday October 14, 2025

Why Yes, It Is A Stanley | Tuesday October 14, 2025
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We start off today learning about a Florida guy, who went to jail, with a thermos up his butt. Then, Dan and Trey deal with some unresolved mother issues, and we learn about a man who had a huge impact on his community.

LINKS:

Florida man with thermos inserted in body caught sneaking it into Polk County Jail: ‘Put it up the exit ramp' | FOX 5 Atlanta

Two-time Tampa bank robber arrested after mom turns him in, police say | WFLA

Mom's spinal cord found in backyard burn pit, son arrested

CT man killed in skydiving accident recalled for 'kindness, patience'

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Trade Trendholm and Raj Sharma. Thank you for hanging out

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with us today. Today we start sorry trying to be

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a professional news man here. I should not be giggling

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even before I get to the actual hard hitting news.

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But let's be honest. We talk about some of the

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funniest news stories and viral moments right here inside the

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treehouse shell. And somehow someone comes along and does something

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so extreme that it shocks even us. This this is

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one of those moments. A Florida man showed up to

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jail with a full size thermos up as butt.

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Okay, what was in it?

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Also leave it up to us to ask the deep

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penetrating questions that no one else will.

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Trey.

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There is an investigative journalist trying to get out of you.

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I don't know. I didn't get that far into the

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story to know if the thermos was full of anything.

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So yeah, well hopefully, yeah, that's what I mean, because

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that's just that's just for joy, That's what he's.

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Doing that for. There's no other reasons.

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Fifty one year old man in winter Haven, Florida, was

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arrested and when police booked him into jail, they found

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the largest item they've ever seen hidden in someone's butt, or,

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as the local sheriff put it, his exit ramp. They'd

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gotten a call about a naked man in a public bathroom,

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but he was fully clothed by the time the police

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got there, so they let him go. Then he trespassed

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on a set of train tracks right in front of them,

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and then he threatened to kill a cop. Those things

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all together will definitely get you arrested, even in Florida.

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They put him through an X ray when they got

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him to jail, and that's when they saw he was

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hiding a full sized thermos in his butt. They didn't

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say exactly how big the thermos was or the brand, because,

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if we're being honest, technically thermos is a brand, kind

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of like Kleenex is a brand or tissue. I don't

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even know what you call a thermis other than a thermis,

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other than a pleasure toy. If you're this guy, I

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think that's.

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A butt plug for him.

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Just a hot liquid vessel. I don't know, hlvss.

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It could have been a soup or a stew don't

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doesn't have to be hot.

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Yeah, So anyway, they didn't say how big the thermis

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was or the brand, but they did say it's around

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twenty ounces, maybe more. They thought he was trying to

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smuggle drugs or weapons into jail, but it turns out

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it was just the thermis. It was empty. Oh, unlike him, Well, at.

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Some point he was too. He just he just he

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just put it in there. Maybe have a have a

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thermist in prison idea.

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Maybe he thought they didn't have styrophoam cups.

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You know, he's just a really big fan of the Stanleys.

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I that one was accidental.

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I'm looking at my drink and this is a thirty

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two ounce cup. So well, oh, there we go.

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So, here's the X ray that the police took as

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they processed him into jail. That is the the thermis

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that you can see there inserted all the way up

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been there.

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It looks like even one of those has a little

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cup on top.

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Mm hmm, the straws on the inside.

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Maybe he asked, he just wanted to ask to be

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a dispenser.

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Ah, it's going to be.

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Yeah, he's just showing some of the people in prison,

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like what he can take and what he can't.

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Yeah. I mean, if you got twenty ounces, I'll take it.

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And you'll never see it. He's like, he's like the

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Joker of jail. Watch me make this disappear?

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Why so serious?

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Oh god, I will say though, man, once, I will

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say though, once news spreads about him in jail. Yeah,

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I heard it too, Yep. I believe he'll be quite popular.

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Yeah. Yeah, that's not going to be the only thing

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that spreads, are you know?

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I mean maybe that's his equivalent of you know, they say,

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you get in jail, you know, go find the biggest

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guy and just you punch him.

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He's taking the opposite round.

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He believes you could get more flies with honey.

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He's just going yeah, yeah, and unless your twenty ounces

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don't bother, I'll.

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Be oh God.

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Maybe he's a repeat offender and he owed somebody a thermos.

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When I come back.

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Mm hmm for you. Yeah, I just I'd love Trey's approach.

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Maybe maybe he maybe he heard the saying wrong, like

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when you go to prison in order to survive, if

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you're supposed to find the biggest guy in there and

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punch him. And maybe he didn't hear the word punch.

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Maybe he heard, you know, another obvious filler word there.

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I don't know how.

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That's just just looking at it medically. I don't even

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know how you would twenty ounces in your collect them.

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You certainly don't start with the thermos.

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You work your way up.

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You do, that's from what I've heard. I mean, you

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could try it first, but I think you'll learn pretty

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quickly that maybe that it's not going to quite work,

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and maybe you should start small and work your way

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up to something that large. Again, I wouldn't know.

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Sure, Okay, if you say so, Dan, may I suppote

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how many else is your limit?

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My cutoff is well below that.

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You're more of a ten ounce man.

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I'm more of a tumbler, a sippy cup of something. Yeah,

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I'm more of a Peaky's out kind of like, yeah,

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may I offer an alternate theory while keeping in mind

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every theory we've thrown out should remain on the table

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because we don't know the objective of this man smuggling

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a twenty ounce thermos up his butt into a Florida jail.

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Maybe he's still working up to larger and larger items,

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like maybe his goal is to not only be able

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to smuggle things into prison, but to become so cavernous

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that he could smuggle people out because the sheriffs will

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never expect a human trojan horse prison escape.

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I thought you were gonna go with Igloo like I

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was gonna go with YEI.

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You know, you get a whole case of beer in

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sandwiches well again, and it is kind of a forgive

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the pun. It is kind of a two way street

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here because going in, he's working on getting larger items

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in so he can bring in large items. But then

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maybe when he eventually leaves, because he's, let's be honest,

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on these charges, he probably won't be in jail that long.

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He's trying to see what he could smuggle out to

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the door.

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Trying to be a human food trunk.

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Just to just to just to in eight mule.

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Worst Taco Tuesday ever.

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Again.

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We started out this way, and I feel that it

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bears repeating. It takes a lot on this show to

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shock us. And when you see the headline that a

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Florida inmate was found with a thermos, up is But

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that'll do it, especially when you see the X ray

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and that it's not like some small one kind of thing.

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I mean, that's like an adult size. I'm gonna spend

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the entire day on the ninetieth floor on a rafter

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building a skyscraper in New York City workman's thermos.

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Damn? Where exactly are you right now?

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Why is that important? I might be in the northeast

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or Cape cod As h mm hmmm, mm hmm, high

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end the sport mm hmmm. Where am I, Trey?

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I thought you were going to be in Florida mm hmm.

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By the time this episode releases, I will be in Florida.

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Oh but not yet, not quite yet?

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No?

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Oh, okay, why still getting thermost ready.

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You're in the Treehouse.

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Visit us online at Treehouse on air dot com.

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Let's get Daniel Cook from COOKDFW Roofing and Restoration into

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the Treehouse, where we've spent a fair amount of time. Recently,

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Daniel on the show discussing various animals and their nasty afflictions.

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It wasn't that long ago we were talking about the

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tentacle bunnies, the Frankenstein bunnies, and recently we've heard about

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the zombies squirrels. These are the ones with pus filled

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wart sores on their heads terrorizing backyards in North America.

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And I'm wondering, as a roofing guy, have you seen

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any zombie squirrels, any any tentacle bunnies, any other creature

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that you've seen that we need to let people know about,

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any any roof demons.

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Actually, I'm been very fortunate. I have not seen anything

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in person like.

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That, but I did look.

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I looked all of those up. The pictures are kind

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of scary. I mean, I'd be honest with you, if

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I saw one of those bunnies or squirrels in my yard,

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I'd be like, what the hell?

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So maybe, or just imagine the homeowner when you get

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down from that free roof inspection, you got to tell

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them all right, look, The good news is your roof

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is good. The bad news is you got zombie squirrels.

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You got zombie squirrels.

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How about that be That would almost be like a

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new spin off of the company. We could be like

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the zombie squirrel Exterminators.

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That'd be awesome.

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But that is very common. You get squirrels in times

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of roofs all the time. People don't understand how, but

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they can chew and they can claw through that wood

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trim that's around their corners of your homes. And that's very,

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very common, especially in that older Plano, Original Allen, original

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McKinney area, all that old you know wood homes, late eighties,

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early nineties, that those roads.

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We had that issue with our house in Carrollton. The

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house was built in the firement. It was built in

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the early eighties and we had to have some soffit

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repair because squirrels had found away into those areas. We're

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running rampant in our in our in our attic.

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And that happens a lot. But how terrifying You'd be

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laying in bed at night and you could hear the

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zombie squirrels walking around up there.

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Going nuts, nuts, grains, whatever.

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I don't know.

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So if you want to check your roof for any

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damage whatsoever, including zombie squirrel sambage, you called Daniel and

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his team at Cookdfwroofing and Restoration for free eight three

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three Cook DFWA three three Cook DFW or that website

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by a man who takes a thermost to work with

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him every single day, Daniel Cook eight three three Cook DFW.

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He takes it to work in a normal way though

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eight three three Cook dfw, the website Cook dfw dot com. Okay, trade,

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you need a moment?

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Uh?

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Yeah mine.

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So now we're going to share a couple of new

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stories about moms so Trey and I can work through

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our mother issues.

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Okay Uh.

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A human spinal cord found in the back start over.

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A human spinal cord found in a backyard burned pit

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led to a son's arrest for the murder of his

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missing mother, Tray, I have an alibi. This story is yeah,

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this story is not about Trey's mom.

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Yeah, yeah, being and she so kind. They called me

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at four thirty am this morning, so you know, I'm

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quite sure that bitch is still alive.

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For now, I'm just waiting for the check to clear.

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Tray, Oh good lord, Oh yeah.

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A twenty year old man in Indiana is accused of

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killing his own mother, allegedly beating her to death before

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stuffing her in a wooden box and setting the Bible

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on fire in a backyard burn pit. Netflix series to Come.

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According to his Day, his name is Nicholas Thomas Yeates.

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He was taken into custody and charged with one count

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of murder in connection with his mom's suspected slang although

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please are pretty sure about it, according to a news

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release from Indiana State Police. Yates on Sunday contacted the

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Vermilion County Sheriff's office and reported his mother missing, claiming

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she had not returned home in several days and he'd

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been unable to get in touch with her. He said

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his mother lived at the house, which is eighty miles

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west of Indianapolis. The sheriff's office subsequently reached out to

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the state Police Putnam Bill Post to help with the investigation. However,

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authority said that during the course of the investigation, detectives

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uncovered criminal activity determining that the missing person had been murdered.

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The evidence that led to his arrest. That was all

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part of the release. So he called police from the

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house where he murdered his mother and threw her in

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a burn pit and said she was missing. And then

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when police showed up to look around and ask questions,

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they say, well, here's your problem right here.

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I don't think you thought that went through.

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It doesn't appear so.

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Maybe it wasn't a thermis. It could be an urn.

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I mean, if we're being honest, we are not serial killers.

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We are not typically criminal scoff laws. However, I think

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on occasion the normal brain thinks, well, when an idiot

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criminal gets busted, you think, okay, come on, if you're

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gonna do it, think at least one step ahead. If

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you're gonna throw mama in a burn pit, make sure

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the burn pit's not in the backyard of the house

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where you live with her, and you murdered her at

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least throw her in the neighbors burn pit something. Just

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make it kind of hard for the police just a

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little bit. Make the documentary two episodes, not just one

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or a short.

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Yeah, make it a documentary about you know, you being

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you know, a criminal mastermind, not world's dumb as criminals.

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If you're a criminal and you end up on our show,

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you've done poorly. Okay, if you've done well, you'll have

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a multi part Netflix documentary that Trey will then report

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back to us and mention about how good it was

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as opposed to being part of our stupid criminal segment.

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And this just goes to show you, at twenty years old,

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you have not thought things through yet. Give it more time,

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you'll devise a much better plan.

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That is true. That is very true. He thought he

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thought his mom was bad for obviously he's not that bad,

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bad enough to kill it. But he has no idea

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what thirty more years could have done to him. And

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if he had just watched this show and seen Trey,

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he'd know. On the other hand, maybe he did and

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that's why he did it.

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When he did it, you know, that's nice to be

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an inspiration.

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And uh, you know, if you're going to ab test

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something that would certainly be a way to do it.

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Yeah, you never know the impact you have on others. Anyway,

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He's going to be going away for quite some time.

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So now that we've had a moment to.

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Work, he still in quiet.

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Yeah, he's not going to get that four thirty am

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phone call from mama bitching at him about something.

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He's going to get a it's going to get a

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different call at fourth.

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Get a tap on the head call, what are you doing?

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Just where's where's your thermos?

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And next up, a two time Tampa bank robber was

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arrested after his mother turned him in. This one's mine

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because this is something that my mom would do. Trey.

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I don't know about your mom, but when I was

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young and my mom busted me with a dip in

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my desk under age, I wasn't supposed to have it.

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I was not eighteen. I was like, I think fifteen,

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fifteen or sixteen. She was threatening to turn me into

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the police because she wanted to know where I had

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gotten it.

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I was about to ask the same thing.

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Here's the thing a smart person would have thought, probably

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the corner store right next to the apartment complex where

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we lived. But she didn't assume it was them. It

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was so in order to protect my source who would

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sell me stuff. Because as a teenager, you find a

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place that will sell you things underage, you garden protect

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them like your dirty magazines between your mattresses. So when

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mom said where'd you get this? I did the old

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school thing. I said, it's a friend watching it for

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him because he can't have it in his house because

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he knows his parents will snoop through his stuff and

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find it. So I tried to pull it, you know,

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like throw it back on her a little bit. It

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didn't work as far as the guilt you know boomerang,

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but it at least got her off my back and

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I was able to protect the corner store next to

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my apartment complex.

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Yeah, I know.

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Now, had I robbed a bank and my mother found out,

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she would have, you know, stolen the money from me

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and then turned me in.

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That is next level. Because I'm pretty sure if I

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had robbed a bank and my mom found out, she

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wouldn't give the police or the courts, or the state

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or the country a chance to get their hands on me.

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She would have judged jury and executed me right then

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and there. In the living room herself. Yes, I have

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judged dread as a mother.

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Here's what my mother told me once. She's like, if

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you ever go to jail, call me first.

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I will come get you, and then I will tell

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the police officer to leave that cell open because I'm

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coming back for murder.

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Okay, good Because I was afraid she was that she

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was treating you with love and respect and wouldn't judge you.

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And Trey and I were going to ask what that's like.

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Just I will kill you and then I'm gonna turn

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myself in.

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I said, good woman, she's willing to turn herself in.

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She was honest.

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I'm sure my mom would do that.

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their website Hangman's dot com. There was actually a little

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bit more left to the story about the guy who

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smuggled a thermos into jail. So the Florida man who

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showed up to jail with a full buh, my mouth

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is still numb from the dental stuff or also the vassol,

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So forgive me, I'll reset the headline again. The Florida

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man who showed up to jail with a full sized

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thermos up his butt, there's actually a little bit more

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to that story. After the X ray showed the thermost,

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police rushed him to the hospital, where a specialist removed it.

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Prison is raj. I know you were pre med at

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Southwest Texas State. So if there was a major in

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any university in the world that would have prison contraband

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removal specialist, I feel like it would have been at

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Southwest Texas State. Is that a thing in the medical community?

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Is that a specialty that we're aware of?

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That would be Stephen of Austin and uh.

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My apologies, that's an acadotia school that's in East Texas thing. Yeah, okay, yeah.

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No, I mean that's what I was trying to figure out,

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Like who it's it's got to be a proctologist and

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surgeon combination is what.

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I'm a colorrectal gastroentrology, something like that, somewhere in that field.

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So yeah, I mean that. My mother used to talk

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about how people used to show up at the e

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er all the time with stuff in their butt. Yeah,

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but not like this. There's one those a mag light,

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like a full sized mag light. Like he's all the way,

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all the way, said he fell on it.

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The luck.

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I've heard more stories from some e m ts.

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Uh. I think that uh uh bottle of Jiffy peanut butter.

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Jeff or Skippy, I guess you don't want to you

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don't want it to be Peter Pan.

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I'm a I'm a jeff Man myself for sandwiches and

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Skippy is actually not bad, especially if you're trying to

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go for a little bit lower calorie thing. I do

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not like Peter Pan in my mouth or my butt.

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I'm so glad we have that on record now. But

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Captain Hook, look, whatever my wife dresses up as in

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the bedroom is our business.

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And if he wants to call her rufio, he will.

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Now that's how she got me into the role player. Uh. Anyway,

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there's a little more to the to the Florida inmate

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who smuggled or who tried to smell uggle of thermis

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up his butt into jail, so they rushed him to

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a specialist where they had it removed. His name is

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Walter Freimeyer, and it turned out he'd been storing the

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thermis inside of his body for an entire day. He

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told to me put it up there twenty four hours earlier,

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and officials say he would have died if the thermis

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had stayed where it was much longer. He's also, unsurprisingly

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got a very long rap sheet with at least twenty

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five other arrests, not charges. Twenty five other arrests, five

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stints in prison. He also said he's been using meth

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for twenty eight years. That tracks.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, he is now facing multiple charges, but not for

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the thermis. They also found a meth pipe on him,

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but that one was in one of his pockets, not.

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His prison pocket.

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Yeah.

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I know, you got a perfectly good spot right there, thermoist. Yeah, exactly,

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because if you put the meth pipe in the thermos,

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it's at least protected by the hard insulated outer layer.

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You put that in your pocket, it's just gonna get smashed.

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And if your goal is to be a butt bong

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in prison, then that's where you should put your meth pipe.

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Huh.

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I mean, was he going for like a permanent prophylactic

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in there?

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Maybe he is thinking outside the box.

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While putting stuff inside of it.

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Again a solid theory tray. Maybe he's a clean freak

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and doesn't doesn't like kidding.

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See keep it con take.

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Oh this is gross.

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The meth part was like it was kind of a given.

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Uh. I just assumed that was a drug induced decision

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to put a thermist in your butt.

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Yeah, yeah, I don't think many sober people are like, yeah.

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I would have gone with you, you know, just someone

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who loved weed, because God knows they can turn a

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bomb into it, you know, out of anything.

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That is true. We've all seen it. And if it

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is possible to turn a grown man's ass into a bomb,

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where do you light it? The same the same place?

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It's like around the front, right, No, I don't know,

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mm hmm.

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Get a hole drilled in the side. I don't know.

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Probably so oh man, I.

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Believe Raj froze up.

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Yeah, it looks like he sure did. That was a

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good moment to do it too.

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Huh.

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He disappeared like a thermis in the night. All right,

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there's one last little bit here that I'd like to

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share with you inside the Treehouse before we leave for

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the day. A Connecticut man who died in a skydiving

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accident was a skydiving coach and he's being remembered for

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his kindness and his patience. Actually, hang on, I think

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Raj is back. Yes, all right, here we go, Raj.

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Last little bit before we leave for the day. A

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Connecticut man who died in the skydiving accident was the

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skydiving coach and is being remembered for his kindness and patience.

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Sounds like he had quite the impact.

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Please tell me they're going to play free falling at

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his futul.

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During the eulogy, someone will say somewhere like, if you

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look up into the sky, you can still see Chad

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doing what he loves most. For all things Treehouse go

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to Treehouse on Air dot com. You can also find

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and follow us on social media at Treehouse on Air.

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For me, it's at the Daniel Madley Portray it's at

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tree Turnhome one, and for Raj it's at Comedian Raj Week.

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We'll see you tomorrow right here inside the treehouse.