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It is time to leave your worries outside and laugh
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with us inside the treehouse. I'm Daniel Malley along with
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Trade Trendholm and Raj Sharma. Thank you for hanging out
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with us today. Today we start sorry trying to be
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a professional news man here. I should not be giggling
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even before I get to the actual hard hitting news.
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But let's be honest. We talk about some of the
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funniest news stories and viral moments right here inside the
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treehouse shell. And somehow someone comes along and does something
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so extreme that it shocks even us. This this is
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one of those moments. A Florida man showed up to
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jail with a full size thermos up as butt.
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Okay, what was in it?
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Also leave it up to us to ask the deep
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penetrating questions that no one else will.
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Trey.
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There is an investigative journalist trying to get out of you.
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I don't know. I didn't get that far into the
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story to know if the thermos was full of anything.
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So yeah, well hopefully, yeah, that's what I mean, because
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that's just that's just for joy, That's what he's.
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Doing that for. There's no other reasons.
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Fifty one year old man in winter Haven, Florida, was
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arrested and when police booked him into jail, they found
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the largest item they've ever seen hidden in someone's butt, or,
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as the local sheriff put it, his exit ramp. They'd
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gotten a call about a naked man in a public bathroom,
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but he was fully clothed by the time the police
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got there, so they let him go. Then he trespassed
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on a set of train tracks right in front of them,
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and then he threatened to kill a cop. Those things
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all together will definitely get you arrested, even in Florida.
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They put him through an X ray when they got
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him to jail, and that's when they saw he was
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hiding a full sized thermos in his butt. They didn't
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say exactly how big the thermos was or the brand, because,
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if we're being honest, technically thermos is a brand, kind
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of like Kleenex is a brand or tissue. I don't
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even know what you call a thermis other than a thermis,
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other than a pleasure toy. If you're this guy, I
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think that's.
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A butt plug for him.
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Just a hot liquid vessel. I don't know, hlvss.
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It could have been a soup or a stew don't
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doesn't have to be hot.
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Yeah, So anyway, they didn't say how big the thermis
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was or the brand, but they did say it's around
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twenty ounces, maybe more. They thought he was trying to
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smuggle drugs or weapons into jail, but it turns out
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it was just the thermis. It was empty. Oh, unlike him, Well, at.
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Some point he was too. He just he just he
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just put it in there. Maybe have a have a
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thermist in prison idea.
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Maybe he thought they didn't have styrophoam cups.
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You know, he's just a really big fan of the Stanleys.
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I that one was accidental.
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I'm looking at my drink and this is a thirty
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two ounce cup. So well, oh, there we go.
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So, here's the X ray that the police took as
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they processed him into jail. That is the the thermis
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that you can see there inserted all the way up
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been there.
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It looks like even one of those has a little
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cup on top.
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Mm hmm, the straws on the inside.
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Maybe he asked, he just wanted to ask to be
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a dispenser.
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Ah, it's going to be.
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Yeah, he's just showing some of the people in prison,
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like what he can take and what he can't.
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Yeah. I mean, if you got twenty ounces, I'll take it.
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And you'll never see it. He's like, he's like the
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Joker of jail. Watch me make this disappear?
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Why so serious?
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Oh god, I will say though, man, once, I will
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say though, once news spreads about him in jail. Yeah,
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I heard it too, Yep. I believe he'll be quite popular.
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Yeah. Yeah, that's not going to be the only thing
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that spreads, are you know?
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I mean maybe that's his equivalent of you know, they say,
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you get in jail, you know, go find the biggest
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guy and just you punch him.
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He's taking the opposite round.
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He believes you could get more flies with honey.
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He's just going yeah, yeah, and unless your twenty ounces
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don't bother, I'll.
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Be oh God.
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Maybe he's a repeat offender and he owed somebody a thermos.
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When I come back.
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Mm hmm for you. Yeah, I just I'd love Trey's approach.
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Maybe maybe he maybe he heard the saying wrong, like
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when you go to prison in order to survive, if
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you're supposed to find the biggest guy in there and
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punch him. And maybe he didn't hear the word punch.
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Maybe he heard, you know, another obvious filler word there.
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I don't know how.
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That's just just looking at it medically. I don't even
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know how you would twenty ounces in your collect them.
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You certainly don't start with the thermos.
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You work your way up.
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You do, that's from what I've heard. I mean, you
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could try it first, but I think you'll learn pretty
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quickly that maybe that it's not going to quite work,
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and maybe you should start small and work your way
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up to something that large. Again, I wouldn't know.
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Sure, Okay, if you say so, Dan, may I suppote
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how many else is your limit?
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My cutoff is well below that.
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You're more of a ten ounce man.
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I'm more of a tumbler, a sippy cup of something. Yeah,
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I'm more of a Peaky's out kind of like, yeah,
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may I offer an alternate theory while keeping in mind
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every theory we've thrown out should remain on the table
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because we don't know the objective of this man smuggling
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a twenty ounce thermos up his butt into a Florida jail.
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Maybe he's still working up to larger and larger items,
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like maybe his goal is to not only be able
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to smuggle things into prison, but to become so cavernous
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that he could smuggle people out because the sheriffs will
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never expect a human trojan horse prison escape.
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I thought you were gonna go with Igloo like I
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was gonna go with YEI.
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You know, you get a whole case of beer in
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sandwiches well again, and it is kind of a forgive
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the pun. It is kind of a two way street
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here because going in, he's working on getting larger items
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in so he can bring in large items. But then
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maybe when he eventually leaves, because he's, let's be honest,
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on these charges, he probably won't be in jail that long.
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He's trying to see what he could smuggle out to
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the door.
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Trying to be a human food trunk.
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Just to just to just to in eight mule.
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Worst Taco Tuesday ever.
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Again.
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We started out this way, and I feel that it
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bears repeating. It takes a lot on this show to
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shock us. And when you see the headline that a
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Florida inmate was found with a thermos, up is But
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that'll do it, especially when you see the X ray
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and that it's not like some small one kind of thing.
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I mean, that's like an adult size. I'm gonna spend
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the entire day on the ninetieth floor on a rafter
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building a skyscraper in New York City workman's thermos.
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Damn? Where exactly are you right now?
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Why is that important? I might be in the northeast
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or Cape cod As h mm hmmm, mm hmm, high
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end the sport mm hmmm. Where am I, Trey?
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I thought you were going to be in Florida mm hmm.
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By the time this episode releases, I will be in Florida.
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Oh but not yet, not quite yet?
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No?
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Oh, okay, why still getting thermost ready.
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Visit us online at Treehouse on air dot com.
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Let's get Daniel Cook from COOKDFW Roofing and Restoration into
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the Treehouse, where we've spent a fair amount of time. Recently,
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Daniel on the show discussing various animals and their nasty afflictions.
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It wasn't that long ago we were talking about the
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tentacle bunnies, the Frankenstein bunnies, and recently we've heard about
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the zombies squirrels. These are the ones with pus filled
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wart sores on their heads terrorizing backyards in North America.
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And I'm wondering, as a roofing guy, have you seen
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any zombie squirrels, any any tentacle bunnies, any other creature
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that you've seen that we need to let people know about,
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any any roof demons.
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Actually, I'm been very fortunate. I have not seen anything
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in person like.
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That, but I did look.
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I looked all of those up. The pictures are kind
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of scary. I mean, I'd be honest with you, if
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I saw one of those bunnies or squirrels in my yard,
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I'd be like, what the hell?
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So maybe, or just imagine the homeowner when you get
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down from that free roof inspection, you got to tell
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them all right, look, The good news is your roof
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is good. The bad news is you got zombie squirrels.
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You got zombie squirrels.
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How about that be That would almost be like a
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new spin off of the company. We could be like
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the zombie squirrel Exterminators.
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That'd be awesome.
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But that is very common. You get squirrels in times
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of roofs all the time. People don't understand how, but
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they can chew and they can claw through that wood
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trim that's around their corners of your homes. And that's very,
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very common, especially in that older Plano, Original Allen, original
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McKinney area, all that old you know wood homes, late eighties,
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early nineties, that those roads.
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We had that issue with our house in Carrollton. The
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house was built in the firement. It was built in
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the early eighties and we had to have some soffit
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repair because squirrels had found away into those areas. We're
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running rampant in our in our in our attic.
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And that happens a lot. But how terrifying You'd be
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laying in bed at night and you could hear the
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zombie squirrels walking around up there.
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Going nuts, nuts, grains, whatever.
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I don't know.
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So if you want to check your roof for any
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damage whatsoever, including zombie squirrel sambage, you called Daniel and
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by a man who takes a thermost to work with
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him every single day, Daniel Cook eight three three Cook DFW.
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He takes it to work in a normal way though
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eight three three Cook dfw, the website Cook dfw dot com. Okay, trade,
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you need a moment?
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Uh?
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Yeah mine.
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So now we're going to share a couple of new
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stories about moms so Trey and I can work through
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our mother issues.
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Okay Uh.
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A human spinal cord found in the back start over.
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A human spinal cord found in a backyard burned pit
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led to a son's arrest for the murder of his
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missing mother, Tray, I have an alibi. This story is yeah,
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this story is not about Trey's mom.
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Yeah, yeah, being and she so kind. They called me
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at four thirty am this morning, so you know, I'm
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quite sure that bitch is still alive.
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For now, I'm just waiting for the check to clear.
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Tray, Oh good lord, Oh yeah.
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A twenty year old man in Indiana is accused of
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killing his own mother, allegedly beating her to death before
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stuffing her in a wooden box and setting the Bible
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on fire in a backyard burn pit. Netflix series to Come.
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According to his Day, his name is Nicholas Thomas Yeates.