March 30, 2026

YouTube Ep 17 | Dear Treehouse | The Perfect Couple!

YouTube Ep 17 | Dear Treehouse | The Perfect Couple!
Spotify podcast player iconiHeartRadio podcast player iconApple Podcasts podcast player iconAmazon Music podcast player iconOvercast podcast player iconPandora podcast player iconRSS Feed podcast player iconYoutube Music podcast player iconPodcast Addict podcast player iconGoodpods podcast player iconPocketCasts podcast player icon
Spotify podcast player iconiHeartRadio podcast player iconApple Podcasts podcast player iconAmazon Music podcast player iconOvercast podcast player iconPandora podcast player iconRSS Feed podcast player iconYoutube Music podcast player iconPodcast Addict podcast player iconGoodpods podcast player iconPocketCasts podcast player icon

We start off the show by meeting the man with the world's smallest penis, then we go back in time to VHS Dating and meet a woman who might have been the perfect match for him.

Leave your worries outside and join Dan O'Malley, Trey Trenholm, and their hilarious guests for laughs about funny news and viral stories with ridiculous commentary inside the Treehouse Show.

The Treehouse Website

Get MORE from the Treehouse Show on Patreon

Treehouse YouTube Channel

Get a FREE roof inspection from the best company in DFW:
Cook DFW Roofing & Restoration


CLICK HERE TO DONATE:
The RMS Treehouse Listeners Foundation

WEBVTT

1
00:00:00.800 --> 00:00:02.680
Okay, wait a minute. So you don't want me to

2
00:00:02.720 --> 00:00:03.439
play the intro.

3
00:00:03.359 --> 00:00:08.519
Music, No, no, I'm gonna I'm gonna start, and then

4
00:00:08.039 --> 00:00:10.359
you will know when to come in.

5
00:00:10.439 --> 00:00:14.439
Okay, I don't know if I will, because I don't

6
00:00:14.439 --> 00:00:16.719
know if we've ever started a show without the intro music,

7
00:00:16.719 --> 00:00:18.399
and the very few that we have we had to

8
00:00:18.440 --> 00:00:20.879
play it because listeners got angry.

9
00:00:21.120 --> 00:00:21.519
Trust me.

10
00:00:24.160 --> 00:00:25.120
Okay, it's all you.

11
00:00:26.199 --> 00:00:29.000
The world's smallest pius, Yes, a little bit of it.

12
00:00:33.880 --> 00:00:37.600
Come again, meeting the man with the world's smallest penius.

13
00:00:37.799 --> 00:00:44.039
Yes, we're meeting the man with the world's smallest penis.

14
00:00:46.039 --> 00:00:47.600
This is where you welcome us into the treehouse.

15
00:00:47.640 --> 00:01:01.560
Dan, you know it's not small my middle finger and

16
00:01:01.640 --> 00:01:04.400
it's twin also not small quite.

17
00:01:04.599 --> 00:01:07.439
You know you're content and disdain for me.

18
00:01:09.560 --> 00:01:10.760
Those are different fingers.

19
00:01:13.040 --> 00:01:15.159
This is f and U and then the content and

20
00:01:15.200 --> 00:01:17.159
disdain are kind of spread among the other ones.

21
00:01:19.879 --> 00:01:25.959
Okay, So I have lots of questions.

22
00:01:28.159 --> 00:01:33.519
Same, the first of which is how did this pop

23
00:01:33.640 --> 00:01:37.920
up on your algorithm, Tray Dann.

24
00:01:37.920 --> 00:01:40.079
My algorithm's magical. I don't know what to tell you.

25
00:01:41.920 --> 00:01:45.560
Oh, so it's little leprechauns and they're just feeding you

26
00:01:45.680 --> 00:01:50.719
things something like that. Okay, fine, all right, I'm in.

27
00:01:50.840 --> 00:01:55.680
Let's meet the Let's meet the man with the world's

28
00:01:55.680 --> 00:01:56.599
tiniest penis.

29
00:01:57.959 --> 00:02:00.840
I think this is from it like Great bit Britain

30
00:02:00.879 --> 00:02:01.400
this morning.

31
00:02:02.239 --> 00:02:04.000
I think I think you had it right with great.

32
00:02:03.760 --> 00:02:12.800
Bitten Thine meeting the man with the world's smallest penis.

33
00:02:13.080 --> 00:02:14.759
Yes, a little bit of everything for you today.

34
00:02:16.680 --> 00:02:22.000
Honestly, only on this morning, right, Graham.

35
00:02:21.759 --> 00:02:24.400
Norton joins me. Tomorrow, I will see.

36
00:02:24.159 --> 00:02:26.400
You at nine thirty them I'll all decide who is

37
00:02:26.439 --> 00:02:27.960
it's got the smallest winkie.

38
00:02:28.039 --> 00:02:31.280
Have a good day? When did you?

39
00:02:32.919 --> 00:02:32.960
So?

40
00:02:33.080 --> 00:02:33.719
That was the tease?

41
00:02:34.759 --> 00:02:37.240
It's good teas short and sweet.

42
00:02:37.680 --> 00:02:40.240
Mm hmm, just like.

43
00:02:41.080 --> 00:02:45.280
Yeah, first start to realize that you had a really

44
00:02:45.280 --> 00:02:46.039
small penis?

45
00:02:46.280 --> 00:02:46.759
Why is she?

46
00:02:47.280 --> 00:02:51.360
I would say, probably around high school, right, and dealing

47
00:02:51.400 --> 00:02:54.599
with like girlfriends and stuff like that. But I was

48
00:02:54.639 --> 00:02:57.639
always like under the belief that like maybe, like I'm

49
00:02:57.639 --> 00:02:58.520
a late bloomer.

50
00:02:58.759 --> 00:03:01.280
Yeah maybe one day in again.

51
00:03:02.479 --> 00:03:10.520
He's still waiting, he's still hoping and praying on his

52
00:03:10.639 --> 00:03:12.240
knees every single night.

53
00:03:13.719 --> 00:03:19.680
Well nobody else is so yeah, not without a searchlight.

54
00:03:22.680 --> 00:03:26.960
God, Wow, why would wow?

55
00:03:27.639 --> 00:03:29.520
Why would you go on what I presume to be

56
00:03:29.680 --> 00:03:36.319
national television where you live and tell this story.

57
00:03:36.520 --> 00:03:40.479
Oh god, well, they're obviously flying him around places, is

58
00:03:40.520 --> 00:03:40.919
what I mean?

59
00:03:41.039 --> 00:03:43.039
Like this is in the UK and he's from here.

60
00:03:43.360 --> 00:03:45.759
Yeah, it's like he does not sound like he sounds

61
00:03:46.080 --> 00:03:47.039
like he's from the States.

62
00:03:47.479 --> 00:03:49.919
Oh that makes it even worse because I was so

63
00:03:50.039 --> 00:03:52.840
preoccupied with the reason he was on the show in

64
00:03:52.879 --> 00:03:55.479
the first place, because of his small winkie that I

65
00:03:55.479 --> 00:03:57.639
didn't even notice he didn't have an accent. So you're right,

66
00:03:57.680 --> 00:04:00.919
he's not even wow. So maybe is reasoning his world

67
00:04:00.960 --> 00:04:05.719
travel or maybe he's on a quest around the world

68
00:04:06.280 --> 00:04:08.840
hoping to find someone with a smaller one.

69
00:04:11.159 --> 00:04:14.280
But okay, does it say how small it is? Do

70
00:04:14.680 --> 00:04:15.840
we get to that part?

71
00:04:18.240 --> 00:04:20.639
You know? There are some some clues.

72
00:04:21.720 --> 00:04:24.560
Okay, normal size.

73
00:04:25.120 --> 00:04:27.360
So you're waiting for pupty to have an impact and

74
00:04:27.399 --> 00:04:28.199
that's going to happen.

75
00:04:28.279 --> 00:04:30.240
And Jenny never did just never did.

76
00:04:30.120 --> 00:04:32.240
I just never did Did you speak to your parents

77
00:04:32.240 --> 00:04:33.199
about it? No?

78
00:04:33.399 --> 00:04:38.199
I'm adopted and I didn't really talk to him about study.

79
00:04:38.240 --> 00:04:42.879
He didn't have a chance to, shad, Is that why

80
00:04:42.920 --> 00:04:49.839
they gave him up? This is clearly not a good

81
00:04:49.879 --> 00:04:54.279
one and for those that are only seeing us for

82
00:04:54.319 --> 00:04:56.879
the first time here on YouTube. I can say that

83
00:04:57.000 --> 00:05:02.560
because I'm adopted, but you.

84
00:05:02.600 --> 00:05:06.319
Know, clearly a family took him in. But I is

85
00:05:06.360 --> 00:05:08.600
this not something you would feel comfortable talking to your

86
00:05:08.639 --> 00:05:10.560
adopted parents about.

87
00:05:11.639 --> 00:05:12.480
I have no idea.

88
00:05:12.519 --> 00:05:16.000
I've never met mine, and I'm pretty sure that if

89
00:05:16.000 --> 00:05:18.000
I did, my first question.

90
00:05:19.360 --> 00:05:23.079
Or my tenth would not be. So, Dad, you packing

91
00:05:23.279 --> 00:05:24.040
or what's the deal?

92
00:05:24.800 --> 00:05:26.279
No, I said, you know, he said he didn't talk

93
00:05:26.279 --> 00:05:27.240
to his adopted parents.

94
00:05:27.240 --> 00:05:27.560
I mean, I.

95
00:05:29.199 --> 00:05:32.000
Yeah, But the way it sounded, seeing I'm doing the

96
00:05:32.000 --> 00:05:34.600
hand gesture too, my bad, buddy. But the way it

97
00:05:34.720 --> 00:05:37.800
sounded the way he was responding to that was maybe

98
00:05:37.800 --> 00:05:39.680
he knows who they are, but he hasn't spoken to

99
00:05:39.720 --> 00:05:42.199
them about it. See when someone asks me, have you

100
00:05:42.240 --> 00:05:45.079
spoken to your you know, your biological family about that,

101
00:05:45.560 --> 00:05:49.000
my first response as an adoptee is I don't know

102
00:05:49.040 --> 00:05:50.360
who they are, So no.

103
00:05:50.959 --> 00:05:53.240
Okay, but that's me.

104
00:05:53.800 --> 00:05:56.959
But I was always like under the belief that like maybe,

105
00:05:57.000 --> 00:06:00.519
like I'm a late bloomer, yeah, maybe one day it'll

106
00:06:00.560 --> 00:06:02.040
give normal size.

107
00:06:02.439 --> 00:06:04.639
So you're waiting for pupty to have an impact, and

108
00:06:04.680 --> 00:06:05.759
that was gonna happen.

109
00:06:05.600 --> 00:06:07.480
And Danny never did just never did it?

110
00:06:07.600 --> 00:06:10.040
Just never did? Did you speak to your parents about it?

111
00:06:11.160 --> 00:06:11.319
Yes?

112
00:06:12.079 --> 00:06:15.639
This is a great point to bring up the topic

113
00:06:15.680 --> 00:06:19.639
of perspective because there are those of us that are

114
00:06:19.759 --> 00:06:22.879
just you know, quote unquote normal average, and you think,

115
00:06:22.920 --> 00:06:25.199
oh man, it'd be great if I just had a

116
00:06:25.240 --> 00:06:30.600
little extra. And the perspective here is somewhere there's a

117
00:06:30.680 --> 00:06:36.360
guy who's wishing he was just average, and that should

118
00:06:36.360 --> 00:06:40.000
make you appreciate whatever you got as long as it

119
00:06:40.160 --> 00:06:41.040
ate what he got.

120
00:06:41.759 --> 00:06:44.959
I I think this guy just I think this guy

121
00:06:44.959 --> 00:06:47.680
wishes he was just small.

122
00:06:48.079 --> 00:06:51.279
Yeah, I mean, honest to God, any any advancement.

123
00:06:50.800 --> 00:06:55.279
Any improvement, any growth, what's this guy is like a

124
00:06:55.319 --> 00:06:56.759
podcast between the legs.

125
00:06:56.800 --> 00:06:59.759
Any signs of growth and he will be ill.

126
00:07:03.800 --> 00:07:08.160
No, I'm adopted, okay. And I didn't really talk to

127
00:07:08.240 --> 00:07:08.879
him about stuff.

128
00:07:08.959 --> 00:07:10.720
You didn't have a chance to share that with somebody

129
00:07:10.720 --> 00:07:14.079
that would have known you as well. What sort of

130
00:07:14.120 --> 00:07:16.120
impact did that have on you? Then, Michael is a

131
00:07:16.120 --> 00:07:19.240
teenager and in your twenties, when everybody's out there, all

132
00:07:19.240 --> 00:07:21.240
your mates are out there and they're meeting other people

133
00:07:21.279 --> 00:07:23.399
and they're exploring life and sexuality.

134
00:07:24.360 --> 00:07:27.839
I'm just more like keeping it to myself, like whereas

135
00:07:27.879 --> 00:07:31.839
like I was younger in teen twenties and stuff like that.

136
00:07:31.800 --> 00:07:34.879
I well, if it's that small, it's kind of hard

137
00:07:34.920 --> 00:07:35.319
to share it.

138
00:07:39.560 --> 00:07:41.160
That's yeah, that is mean.

139
00:07:41.279 --> 00:07:44.000
But I also do kind of feel that way a

140
00:07:44.000 --> 00:07:44.439
little bit.

141
00:07:45.439 --> 00:07:47.759
What about Well, what was it like for all your friends?

142
00:07:47.759 --> 00:07:49.879
Well, they were having fun, and I'm sitting on your

143
00:07:49.920 --> 00:07:51.519
couch talking to you about this.

144
00:07:51.519 --> 00:07:53.720
This is great. Let me tell you. This is the

145
00:07:53.759 --> 00:07:56.120
greatest thing. Jim whatever the anchor's.

146
00:07:55.800 --> 00:08:00.519
Name, is meeting other people and they're exploring life and sexuality.

147
00:08:01.920 --> 00:08:05.759
Just more like keeping it to my Sorry, when he's

148
00:08:05.759 --> 00:08:10.360
asking that question and it cuts to the man, you

149
00:08:10.439 --> 00:08:12.279
can see the dead in his eyes.

150
00:08:14.680 --> 00:08:18.560
I don't even know if you aren't, if you weren't

151
00:08:18.639 --> 00:08:20.759
watching this and just listening to it, I feel like

152
00:08:20.800 --> 00:08:22.720
you can hear the dead in his eyes.

153
00:08:23.759 --> 00:08:26.920
Uh huh.

154
00:08:29.240 --> 00:08:30.000
Everybody's out there.

155
00:08:30.000 --> 00:08:31.759
All your mates are out there, and they're meeting other

156
00:08:31.800 --> 00:08:34.320
people and they're exploring life and sexuality.

157
00:08:35.639 --> 00:08:38.000
Just more like keeping it to myself.

158
00:08:38.080 --> 00:08:42.000
Like as like I was younger and teen twenties and

159
00:08:42.000 --> 00:08:44.879
stuff like that, I tried to like keep it to myself.

160
00:08:45.480 --> 00:08:48.919
I was always like single, even though I had friends,

161
00:08:48.960 --> 00:08:51.919
they probably wondered why I wasn't dating, and I just

162
00:08:52.080 --> 00:08:53.720
I just didn't want to go through that.

163
00:08:54.799 --> 00:08:56.840
I think being a teenager anyway is.

164
00:08:56.799 --> 00:08:59.639
So difficult, Like just with how your body's changing in

165
00:08:59.679 --> 00:09:01.200
your gin's normally terrible.

166
00:09:01.320 --> 00:09:02.559
I had what a obriarity?

167
00:09:03.159 --> 00:09:04.720
Were you ever a bully?

168
00:09:06.320 --> 00:09:06.559
Yeah?

169
00:09:06.600 --> 00:09:11.080
A unibrow is the same thing, honey, Yeah, totally the same.

170
00:09:11.120 --> 00:09:16.679
You can relate. Okay, See, this is something that that Look,

171
00:09:16.720 --> 00:09:19.320
women got their own issues when it comes to insecurity

172
00:09:19.360 --> 00:09:26.559
and all that, there's no doubt about it. But they

173
00:09:26.600 --> 00:09:33.519
aren't measured the way men are, literally right, and and

174
00:09:33.600 --> 00:09:36.240
I've I've i've known a few guys like this where they're.

175
00:09:36.080 --> 00:09:38.960
Like, oh, I've got a bah.

176
00:09:38.000 --> 00:09:41.360
And it's like, dude, that's not an achievement. That's just

177
00:09:41.600 --> 00:09:45.200
a biological thing. You didn't do anything. It's not like

178
00:09:45.279 --> 00:09:46.759
you went to the gym and did a bunch of

179
00:09:46.840 --> 00:09:49.000
push ups and it grew and got bigger and look

180
00:09:49.039 --> 00:09:51.240
at me now kind of thing or milk it does

181
00:09:51.240 --> 00:09:54.919
a boner good. No, it's either something you got or

182
00:09:54.960 --> 00:09:56.559
you don't. And so it bugs a hell out of

183
00:09:56.600 --> 00:10:00.000
me when people treat things like it bugs a hell out.

184
00:10:00.080 --> 00:10:02.519
I mean when people treat hereditary things like there's some

185
00:10:02.559 --> 00:10:06.679
sort of an achievement or even things that are inherited,

186
00:10:07.120 --> 00:10:12.799
whether it's a body part or looks or wealth, like

187
00:10:13.039 --> 00:10:13.879
I'm better than you.

188
00:10:13.879 --> 00:10:15.279
No you're not. You just got lucky.

189
00:10:15.879 --> 00:10:18.399
It was the you know, you hit the you know,

190
00:10:18.480 --> 00:10:20.840
hereditary biological lottery.

191
00:10:20.919 --> 00:10:25.559
Good for you. And then there's this guy.

192
00:10:27.960 --> 00:10:31.480
Yeah, I feel bad for this guy because he's a

193
00:10:31.480 --> 00:10:33.039
big fella.

194
00:10:33.120 --> 00:10:38.240
Yeah that doesn't mean help he is, but he you know, yeah,

195
00:10:39.039 --> 00:10:42.639
if anything, that tells me. So they always talk about Okay,

196
00:10:42.679 --> 00:10:45.559
so you see a guy with the sports car and everything,

197
00:10:45.600 --> 00:10:47.159
and everyone's like, oh, he's compensating.

198
00:10:49.159 --> 00:10:50.720
Where is this guy compensating?

199
00:10:51.039 --> 00:10:55.960
Because if if I was in his shoes, whatever size

200
00:10:55.960 --> 00:10:59.159
they are, I would go out of my way to

201
00:10:59.279 --> 00:11:02.200
be the best in shape person I have ever known.

202
00:11:02.720 --> 00:11:03.240
I would have to.

203
00:11:03.360 --> 00:11:05.879
I mean, you talk about compensating, it's like, by God,

204
00:11:06.000 --> 00:11:08.440
if there are certain things I can control, I am

205
00:11:08.480 --> 00:11:09.759
going to try to do all.

206
00:11:09.639 --> 00:11:11.159
Of those things.

207
00:11:13.159 --> 00:11:15.879
And if he was compensating, he'd have to be driving Bigfoot.

208
00:11:19.120 --> 00:11:22.320
Wait, the truck or the sasquatch, you know.

209
00:11:22.600 --> 00:11:24.519
Take your pick, or actually I think you would have

210
00:11:24.600 --> 00:11:27.519
to have the truck and Sasquatch as his chauffeur.

211
00:11:27.960 --> 00:11:30.440
There you go, Yeah, all right?

212
00:11:32.519 --> 00:11:33.840
Or did anybody ever comment?

213
00:11:34.399 --> 00:11:37.480
No, nobody, Like, like I said, I kept it pretty

214
00:11:37.519 --> 00:11:41.759
secret pretty much. There was a few girlfriends, like in

215
00:11:41.960 --> 00:11:44.000
high school or whatever, they knew about it. But as

216
00:11:44.000 --> 00:11:46.720
far as I know, like, it never got around, Like

217
00:11:46.759 --> 00:11:49.159
I didn't get picked on for it or anything because

218
00:11:49.519 --> 00:11:50.320
nobody knew.

219
00:11:51.440 --> 00:11:51.559
So.

220
00:11:51.679 --> 00:11:54.559
And with regards to you, you've said that you have

221
00:11:54.720 --> 00:11:59.480
tried to initiate intimate relations but it's just not feasible.

222
00:11:59.519 --> 00:12:02.679
How us beside your penis affect your day to day life.

223
00:12:02.679 --> 00:12:04.039
What sort of impacts does it.

224
00:12:04.000 --> 00:12:08.919
Have aside from Blake to not being able to like

225
00:12:08.919 --> 00:12:10.879
like I can't go out have a one night stand,

226
00:12:11.320 --> 00:12:13.840
I can't go out and do things like that. But

227
00:12:13.919 --> 00:12:17.000
it also affects you with your ability to use the restroom,

228
00:12:17.639 --> 00:12:18.600
your confidence.

229
00:12:21.039 --> 00:12:22.279
How small is it?

230
00:12:24.159 --> 00:12:24.679
I'm with you.

231
00:12:24.759 --> 00:12:27.679
I mean, when you're on television and you're having this

232
00:12:28.200 --> 00:12:34.679
discussion about it, you kind of need to know, right, Yeah,

233
00:12:35.320 --> 00:12:38.360
does you say he can't use the restroom or he

234
00:12:38.399 --> 00:12:40.159
has a difficult time using the restroom?

235
00:12:41.080 --> 00:12:45.320
Hey, aside from Blake, they not being able to like

236
00:12:45.320 --> 00:12:47.399
like I can't go out have a one night stand.

237
00:12:47.960 --> 00:12:50.679
I can't go out and do things like that. But

238
00:12:50.759 --> 00:12:53.879
it also affects you with your ability to use the restroom,

239
00:12:54.519 --> 00:12:56.200
your confidence.

240
00:12:56.039 --> 00:12:58.240
Because you can't you and it's standing up, can you?

241
00:12:58.240 --> 00:13:01.879
No, even even sitting down can be tricky with clean

242
00:13:01.960 --> 00:13:02.679
up and everything.

243
00:13:02.840 --> 00:13:07.960
Right, Oh, okay, this took a turn.

244
00:13:14.440 --> 00:13:16.240
Does he have one?

245
00:13:17.519 --> 00:13:19.279
I mean at a certain point, if it's a certain

246
00:13:19.320 --> 00:13:22.320
size and or or lacking, I mean.

247
00:13:22.279 --> 00:13:23.639
Is it? Is it one?

248
00:13:24.759 --> 00:13:24.840
Like?

249
00:13:24.879 --> 00:13:25.120
I think?

250
00:13:25.159 --> 00:13:26.519
I think it would make more sense if he just

251
00:13:26.519 --> 00:13:28.399
went on and told people it was a birth effect.

252
00:13:28.440 --> 00:13:30.279
I was born with that one. At least then you

253
00:13:30.320 --> 00:13:31.440
get some sympathy.

254
00:13:31.000 --> 00:13:31.360
Out of it.

255
00:13:34.200 --> 00:13:36.759
I've never heard of a birth effect like that or

256
00:13:36.879 --> 00:13:40.639
somebody who's born without one. But I mean, this has

257
00:13:40.679 --> 00:13:44.960
to be if you're having a hard time sitting down

258
00:13:45.519 --> 00:13:46.240
to pee.

259
00:13:47.840 --> 00:13:49.039
Because it has no drop.

260
00:13:50.080 --> 00:13:55.759
Yeah, So it's just that I'm so confused right now.

261
00:13:55.919 --> 00:13:56.799
Is it? I mean?

262
00:13:58.399 --> 00:14:00.440
Yeah, I am too, So Trey, is there nothing? And

263
00:14:00.440 --> 00:14:02.759
I'm not googling this by the way, is there.

264
00:14:02.639 --> 00:14:05.360
Nothing in this report? Or is is there another package?

265
00:14:05.559 --> 00:14:08.720
Poor choice of words from this morning show in the

266
00:14:08.799 --> 00:14:12.679
UK that tells us at all the actual size, because

267
00:14:12.720 --> 00:14:14.440
if it said if I saw it right in that

268
00:14:14.480 --> 00:14:20.240
little aption man with the world's smallest micro It's like, well,

269
00:14:20.279 --> 00:14:22.360
how do they know it is the smallest. That means

270
00:14:22.399 --> 00:14:25.720
you have to have gone a medical professional or guinness.

271
00:14:26.120 --> 00:14:27.519
Maybe that's why he was in town.

272
00:14:29.759 --> 00:14:30.840
I don't know.

273
00:14:30.919 --> 00:14:39.120
I you know, at at what point did you just

274
00:14:39.159 --> 00:14:40.960
give up on life and go all right, I'm gonna

275
00:14:40.960 --> 00:14:44.279
I'm gonna go public with this and maybe the publicity

276
00:14:44.279 --> 00:14:45.799
will get me some money, and some money will get

277
00:14:45.840 --> 00:14:46.559
me a chick.

278
00:14:48.440 --> 00:14:49.279
Well, he's not wrong.

279
00:14:50.960 --> 00:14:54.000
They also have, you know, enlargement surgeries. I mean, I

280
00:14:54.000 --> 00:14:56.679
don't know how small his is or how big it

281
00:14:56.720 --> 00:15:01.919
would get, but they can. They've got filler they can

282
00:15:02.000 --> 00:15:02.240
do that.

283
00:15:03.480 --> 00:15:03.919
Mm hmm.

284
00:15:04.159 --> 00:15:05.159
If I think.

285
00:15:06.799 --> 00:15:11.360
I imagine that he I would think a plastic surgeon would

286
00:15:11.360 --> 00:15:16.759
be I almost said a few different like metaphors or

287
00:15:16.799 --> 00:15:20.399
analogies to describe it. I would think a plastic surgeon

288
00:15:20.440 --> 00:15:23.840
would be excited. That's still bad to try to help

289
00:15:23.879 --> 00:15:24.279
this guy.

290
00:15:29.519 --> 00:15:35.639
I mean, I found it. I found that how small

291
00:15:35.679 --> 00:15:40.679
it is? Okay, zero point.

292
00:15:40.600 --> 00:15:49.000
Three eight inches, so what he could say is more

293
00:15:49.039 --> 00:15:57.159
than a third. I mean, if we're trying to go

294
00:15:57.240 --> 00:15:59.320
with you know, pants have full.

295
00:15:59.120 --> 00:16:07.120
Here yeah, I was diagnosed with a zero point thirty

296
00:16:07.159 --> 00:16:08.879
eight inch micro penis.

297
00:16:09.399 --> 00:16:20.480
Wow, well, here's the good news. Okay, I think I

298
00:16:20.519 --> 00:16:21.720
found someone for him.

299
00:16:22.759 --> 00:16:24.440
Oh no, no.

300
00:16:27.000 --> 00:16:30.799
Rats, I love pizza. Don't tell me what to do.

301
00:16:32.960 --> 00:16:34.000
Sorry, let me start out.

302
00:16:34.039 --> 00:16:38.960
Hey, guys out there, my best qualities are I love rats,

303
00:16:39.480 --> 00:16:40.399
I love pizza.

304
00:16:40.919 --> 00:16:42.039
Don't tell me what to do.

305
00:16:42.759 --> 00:16:45.879
A guy that I want is a guy who likes

306
00:16:45.960 --> 00:16:48.879
hugging more than kissing. Group dates sound good. I can

307
00:16:48.879 --> 00:16:57.039
bring my friend Barbara. Barbara's my best friend. I love impressions. Hey, hey,

308
00:16:57.639 --> 00:17:00.519
who am I?

309
00:17:00.519 --> 00:17:01.960
I'm the guy with the smallest tween.

310
00:17:07.480 --> 00:17:07.839
Wow.

311
00:17:08.400 --> 00:17:11.160
So this is Lindsay from a VHS dates.

312
00:17:11.599 --> 00:17:12.680
Yeah, hello Lindsay.

313
00:17:13.799 --> 00:17:15.640
Oh wow, that was a great time for you to

314
00:17:15.680 --> 00:17:19.039
find a free spring. That would be the look she

315
00:17:19.079 --> 00:17:21.079
would have on her face when she saw his thing.

316
00:17:22.759 --> 00:17:24.240
I love impressions.

317
00:17:24.759 --> 00:17:30.680
Hey, hey, who am I? I do not want a family.

318
00:17:31.200 --> 00:17:34.519
I want my I like my family. My family is fine.

319
00:17:35.079 --> 00:17:39.599
They're funny. They don't touch me a lot.

320
00:17:40.519 --> 00:17:40.799
Mm.

321
00:17:41.559 --> 00:17:44.480
That's a really odd quality to point out as a

322
00:17:44.519 --> 00:17:45.799
reason to love your family.

323
00:17:48.640 --> 00:17:53.400
Yeah, not be It sounds like she's like, well, you know,

324
00:17:53.440 --> 00:17:54.839
they're they're wonderful people.

325
00:17:54.839 --> 00:17:58.599
They don't blest me so like, Okay, that shouldn't be

326
00:17:58.640 --> 00:18:01.640
your baseline, lady.

327
00:18:01.160 --> 00:18:02.039
Hey, low standards.

328
00:18:02.079 --> 00:18:04.759
It's all right, yeah no, this you're right, so far,

329
00:18:04.880 --> 00:18:06.559
so good for the guy was what was the.

330
00:18:06.720 --> 00:18:12.440
Tiny weenie dude's name, Michael? Michael good news.

331
00:18:12.640 --> 00:18:14.519
I don't want big muscles.

332
00:18:15.279 --> 00:18:18.000
Get out of here. What am I dating a marine?

333
00:18:18.160 --> 00:18:21.119
I want a little guy. I want a small little guy.

334
00:18:22.240 --> 00:18:25.839
Oh and she's even using her hands now.

335
00:18:25.880 --> 00:18:29.200
Granted, the space between her palms when she says she

336
00:18:29.240 --> 00:18:33.599
wants a little guy is not so little, but uh still,

337
00:18:33.759 --> 00:18:36.039
if she can just squeeze that down a little bit more,

338
00:18:36.079 --> 00:18:37.640
I think you're right, Trey. I think we found the

339
00:18:37.640 --> 00:18:38.759
perfect match for our boy.

340
00:18:38.799 --> 00:18:44.799
Michael, touch me a lot. I don't want big muscles.

341
00:18:45.559 --> 00:18:48.359
Get out of here. What am I dating a marine?

342
00:18:48.440 --> 00:18:51.519
I want a little guy. I want a small, little guy,

343
00:18:51.799 --> 00:18:55.839
someone who I can bring home to my parents and

344
00:18:55.880 --> 00:19:02.640
they like him and see, Okay, that's a guy.

345
00:19:03.359 --> 00:19:10.000
I have a best friend.

346
00:19:10.039 --> 00:19:10.319
Again.

347
00:19:10.519 --> 00:19:13.200
I just don't know how, if you're standing behind that camera,

348
00:19:13.319 --> 00:19:15.799
or if there's or behind a wall and watching this,

349
00:19:16.359 --> 00:19:18.559
how you're not just falling on the floor laughing.

350
00:19:19.039 --> 00:19:22.119
I think I think the camera operator on these vhs

351
00:19:22.240 --> 00:19:25.960
dates is a robot or they're just using AI, because

352
00:19:26.000 --> 00:19:28.799
I think what happens is they go in and hit record.

353
00:19:28.839 --> 00:19:31.039
If it's a person, they just go into the they

354
00:19:31.039 --> 00:19:32.920
go into the studio, the hit record, and then they

355
00:19:32.920 --> 00:19:35.559
got to go into a soundproof booth. Because you can't

356
00:19:35.599 --> 00:19:38.240
watch or listen to this and take it seriously if

357
00:19:38.240 --> 00:19:39.440
you're in the room recording it.

358
00:19:39.519 --> 00:19:44.480
You just know, Yeah, because obviously asking her questions like

359
00:19:44.519 --> 00:19:45.680
what is your greatest quality?

360
00:19:45.759 --> 00:19:47.279
What do you like in the guy? What do you want?

361
00:19:47.359 --> 00:19:48.880
And like somebody's asking.

362
00:19:48.559 --> 00:19:51.160
This, I wonder if because you never really hear the

363
00:19:51.240 --> 00:19:53.240
voice of the person asking where's a lot of times,

364
00:19:53.279 --> 00:19:56.359
like in interviews and documentaries, occasionally they'll put that in

365
00:19:56.400 --> 00:19:57.799
there so you can hear it, so you know they

366
00:19:57.799 --> 00:20:00.799
actually are speaking to a person. I wonder in this case,

367
00:20:01.839 --> 00:20:04.640
like is do they put him in the in like

368
00:20:04.680 --> 00:20:07.960
a recording booth so they can mute themselves when they

369
00:20:07.960 --> 00:20:11.319
start laughing, or or do they just flash the questions

370
00:20:11.400 --> 00:20:15.000
up on the screen or something. I or the person

371
00:20:15.119 --> 00:20:17.759
asking the questions, the interviewer, the producer has to be

372
00:20:17.799 --> 00:20:19.359
on some sort of sedative.

373
00:20:21.599 --> 00:20:23.799
Yeah, because this is like the late eighties right, this

374
00:20:23.880 --> 00:20:24.880
is what we're looking at.

375
00:20:25.400 --> 00:20:27.119
Late eighties, early nineties, somewhere in there.

376
00:20:27.200 --> 00:20:27.440
Yeah.

377
00:20:27.599 --> 00:20:30.039
Yeah, so there was no I mean, I don't know

378
00:20:30.079 --> 00:20:31.519
if there was a maybe a teleprompter.

379
00:20:32.599 --> 00:20:33.839
Oh those existed back then.

380
00:20:33.920 --> 00:20:43.920
Yeah, yeah, so that could be it.

381
00:20:39.920 --> 00:20:46.079
Be Okay, that's a guy. I have a best friend.

382
00:20:46.119 --> 00:20:50.599
Her name is Barbria. Hang out with her a lot. Hey,

383
00:20:50.880 --> 00:20:51.759
guys out.

384
00:20:51.559 --> 00:20:54.359
There, all right, maybe this is not the best match

385
00:20:54.359 --> 00:20:56.359
for Michael because it kind of sounds like she may

386
00:20:56.400 --> 00:20:57.079
be a lesbian.

387
00:20:58.400 --> 00:20:59.880
I think that's a perfect match for mine.

388
00:21:08.920 --> 00:21:11.799
Well done, tree Yeah, I think you're right for all

389
00:21:11.839 --> 00:21:15.119
things Treehouse Treehouse on Air dot com. Listen to the

390
00:21:15.279 --> 00:21:20.519
full Treehouse Show podcast episodes everywhere you get your podcasts,

391
00:21:20.559 --> 00:21:28.160
including Spotify, iHeart, and Apple podcasts. Also, be sure to

392
00:21:28.160 --> 00:21:31.480
follow us on social media at Treehouse on Air. We

393
00:21:31.559 --> 00:21:37.000
will see you next time right here the tree House, which,

394
00:21:37.000 --> 00:21:41.680
by the way, we're Treehouse is more of show versus brower.

395
00:21:42.799 --> 00:21:44.119
Whatever you found it, that's important.

396
00:21:44.160 --> 00:21:44.839
We'll see you next time.