Aug. 20, 2024

Zombeavers, Peacocks, And The Caddyshack Gopher | Tuesday 08.20.24

Zombeavers, Peacocks, And The Caddyshack Gopher | Tuesday 08.20.24

It's a big show today. Raj killed another beloved 80's personality, we learn about Zombeavers, what you call a group of Peacocks, and what the Caddyshack Gopher has been up to lately.

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It's a big show today. Raj killed another beloved 80's personality, we learn about Zombeavers, what you call a group of Peacocks, and what the Caddyshack Gopher has been up to lately.

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It is time to leave your worries outside. You come

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laugh with us inside the Treehouse. I'm Daniel Malley along

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with Trade Trendholm and Raj Sharma. Today is Tuesday, August twentieth,

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twenty twenty four. Thanks for joining us inside the treehouse.

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The treehouse five days a week. Day number two and

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the treehouse is driven by Fairlease. Fairlease dot Org is

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the website you can get your fair least in three

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simple stuf number one, Go to the website, get a

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consultation done step number two. Then you figure out what

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the vehicle you want, what kind of terms you want

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as far as how many miles and how long you

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want the vehicle and all the fun stuff. And then

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three they bring you your new car. It's a pretty

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good deal at leasing a car with no hassle and

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no dealership at fairlease dot Orry. I would like to

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point out that this television behind me is off. It

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is off. I've made sure it's off unplugged. I did

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not unplug it. Look if if if the alleged ghost

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wants to kick back and watch The Boys on Amazon Prime,

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I'm not going to do anything to deter it, like

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unplug the TV, because that means I got to move

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the TV out from the wall. Then I got unplugged,

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and that's a pin and I'm not doing that, so

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I'm leaving it plugged.

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You haven't heard any singing? Have you.

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Not?

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In this unit?

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Oh?

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Uh?

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Next door? So there's there's a unit on either wall

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next to us. So we're in the middle unit. We're

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the lucky Pierre in this airbnb situation. There's people next

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door on both sides and on the side behind me.

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Whether it's a short term tenant like like I am,

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or if they live there full time, I don't know,

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but I do know that they like to play every

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version of guitar, and by every version I mean regular

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acoustic and Joe And I'm ninety nine percent sure I've

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heard of ukulele.

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Okay, and some folks singers living next to you.

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Now, have you actually seen people?

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No?

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Ah.

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As much as I want to say yes to that question,

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I can't because I haven't. And so now I'm wondering,

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does the ghost that you guys think exists along with

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my wife? Do you guys think this Airbnb ghost is

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in our unit, opening and closing doors and doing something

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with a bathroom tampon that we didn't bring, and then

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goes next door to its music studio to practice the

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banjo and the Yuka leley, and then I don't know

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what happens next door on the other side. I do

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wonder though, if the ghost that is allegedly haunting me

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here in Seattle at this airbnb traveled through the internet

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into Raj's tummy because Raj, you sent a text this

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morning saying that you've got a bit of a tummy bug,

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and you've been up since five thirty. So I have

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to ask what I ask everyone when they're under the

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weather or they find themselves headfirst in a wood chipper,

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I'll uh Tucker and Dale versus Evil.

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Okay, it's a little bit better actually holding water down now,

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so that's good. At five, I'm at five twenty two ish.

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I woke up because I had a dream where I

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was sick. In my dream and I was in the

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restroom and it was h it was just bad, just

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the stomach bug and it was coming out of everywhere.

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And I woke up and I was like, oh, that's

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not that's about to be reality, and went to the

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restroom and everything. I'm assuming it's I had breakfast at

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the airport in Wichita, and I'm guessing that's what it was,

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because I really didn't. We had lunch when it came back,

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but we just grabbed some quick McDonald's and then had dinner.

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But it was nothing like crazy, but it was the

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airport breakfast, is what I'm assuming did it.

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So what's worse airport food or airline food.

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It depends on the airline, right, but it depends on

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the country. Okay, that's yeah, that's true as well.

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One of the sickest sides I've ever been is coming

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back from Cabo and at the airport there's a subway.

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I'm thinking, oh, it's subway. It's okay, Yeah.

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How is that not their new marketing s logan subway?

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That's okay, but clearly they they did not wash the

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vegetables in purified.

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Water and oh no, yeah that's brutal. Okay, yeah no,

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this wasn't even It tasted fine. I do. I'm a

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sausage patty guy. I don't like the links, so I

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opted for the sausage patty and it tasted funky, like

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not bad. But I'm like, this isn't like Jimmy Dean.

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This is not my normal go to, so I just

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stopped eating it.

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And yeah, if there's anything that's true ever in the

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history of time is that Jimmy Dean has never been funky.

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That's that is true.

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And so his sausage will line dance still it's you know,

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blue in the face. Yeah, but funky it is not. No,

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that's for that hippie owens.

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And it was sausage.

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Did he really Oh no, I said, if oh, tray

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he did.

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Twitty sausage. Yeah, so I'm assuming that's what it was.

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And everything was fine, It didn't feel weird. Just went

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to bed and at five point thirty I was like, oh,

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this isn't good. So it about an hour ago, started

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to get a little bit better and I could hold

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down water. I started like the stomach started growling because

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it's a little hungry. But I'm kind of waiting, like

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holding off on that for a little bit to see

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if we can just keep just you know, a gloss

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of to of water down and then I think we'll

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be all right.

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While I have sympathy for you in being sick and

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having a tummy bug, I don't think that's a good

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enough reason for you to lash out and then kill

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Phil Donahue.

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I did. I killed. It's true. This curse is real.

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So here's what happened. The lady who was booked us

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for or booked me for Dallas and Wichita. Her last

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name is Donahue, and I said she's young. She's I

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think twenty six, and I said, oh, like Phil Donahue.

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She says, who in the world is Phil Donahue, And

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I was like, how old are you? Said him twenty six?

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I go, you need to know him. He's incredible. He

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was an amazing talent and journalistic reporter, had his own,

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like Oprah winfree style talk show, go back and watch reruns.

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And then he died.

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And yeah, yeah, he's the the godfather, or at least

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the father of daytime talk shows, right.

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Yes, oh he was, yeah, yeah he was.

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He was the Ogi.

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Donnie mused his name, and uh, and then he died.

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Phil Donna Hue, a journalist and former daytime TV talk

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show host, has died, according to a family statement released

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to multiple media outlets. UH. The Today Show first reported

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his death, saying he had passed at the age of

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eighty eight following along illness. No other details were given.

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You know, why because no one knows how rash kills

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the people that he does.

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I don't. I don't. I don't either, Like that's the thing.

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Which it makes you so dangerous.

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I know. It could just be kind of anything, like

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he could have just been walking and tripped or you know,

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fell down the stairs, like Richard Simmons hit his head

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and that was that, and then he we know that.

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That's what happened to Richard Simmons thought.

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He hit his head, he had a medical emergency, he

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hit his head, but he refused to go to the hospital.

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And I thought that's what happened to Gary Coleman.

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I think Gary Coleman was pushed down the stairs, wasn't

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he by the former wife?

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Did Richard refuse to go to the hospital or he

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wasn't allowed. There's a lot of questions about who who

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was uh, who was calling the shots for older and.

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And I smell conspiracy because you know, one person that

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would have dug into that Richard Simmons mystery was Phil Donahue.

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And now he knocked off that's right, and and and

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one of the suspects that we here in the Treehouse

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have as to the possible murder of Richard Simmons is

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U RAJ. So it sounds to me like you're knocking

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off everyone that might be able to finger you in U.

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I don't want your murder spree.

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I didn't want Richard Simmons fingering me anyway, So.

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So, but no, I.

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I wanted to disprove this purse theory. And then I

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just met this lovely lady and she was very sweet

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and just happened to mention her name. And then he

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died the next day, and I think I was like,

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that's real, that's.

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Right, and that makes sense because she didn't know who

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he was, so in order to make sure that she

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knew who he was, you killed him so she'd be

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forced to read about him.

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If she checks TMZ, then yes, So I think now

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she knows who he at least now she knows who

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he is, which she did not two days ago.

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Well didn't you do us a public service? Yeah?

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I feel like Phil donnahu might disagree with your methods.

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Yeah?

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Yeah, I want to apologize to the Donahue family. I mean,

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what didn eighties TV do to you? I don't know.

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Are you responsible for Dana Plato as well? Like is

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Todd Bridges somewhere just hiding in a closet waiting.

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Yeah, I mean, how's Oprah doing? I know she's on

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the ozembic and she's lost a lot of weight. Is

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she healthy? Is she? We're all good there.

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I mean we don't know.

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Wait and see on the news tomorrow.

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Do the cast of the Hollywood Square is needed run

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for their lives?

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I think I think so because I looked up Jim J.

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Bullock the other day.

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Okay, you look at Jim J. Bullock.

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But wasn't the what the original host of Hollywood Squares?

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Didn't he just die?

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Jeane what was his name? Jean Rayburn?

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That said territory.

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But that's an NFL referee now, Jean Rayburn was a

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match game?

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Who somebody just died? And I think it was the original?

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It was no, it was oh god? What was he did?

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The Newlywood game?

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Uh, don't kill Bob? I tried that.

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The Yeah, yeah, yeah, How Shadow Steven's doing? I don't

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I don't know what's like, I don't know who, like,

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I don't know where the curse goes, like, I don't

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know how it decides.

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It was Peter Marshall, Hollywood Squares host, who died at

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ninety eight, Peter Marshall.

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Yeah, at ninety eight. Why is that news?

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No, I'm just saying at ninety.

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Eight or in.

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I mean in ninety eight would have made sense too.

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Yeah, if you died ninety eight, that shouldn't That shouldn't

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be newsworthy at all.

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No, it should be like, hey, man made it to

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ninety eight, good for him, and then the rest of

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the world gets to play the game of well I

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thought he already was, which is what I usually do

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to people.

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Yeah, so I don't know how the curse lands again.

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I just know that I sometimes say somebody's name and

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then unfortunate things befall them.

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First Valanche, Did I kill him too?

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Not yet.

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I think that's just a curse on the rest of us.

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You're listening to the tree House visits online, that Treehouse

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on air dot com. Let's talk to Daniel Cook now

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from COOKDFW Roofing and Restoration eight three to three Cook DFWS,

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thephone number, the website COOKDFW dot com. The website I

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bring up very specifically because we've told people many times

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in the past to check out that website for some

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of the photos of the work that you guys have

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done both on the house and inside, and I'm wondering,

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are there any new ones up there that you can

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show us that people go to and go, oh, look

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at that. That's pretty Dan.

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We're constantly updating that project page on our website. So

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we probably got like five hundred projects on here, but

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nothing to fear in my airbnb today.

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What's in that mirror?

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Shut up?

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I looked. That's how I was like, what is he seeing?

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Oh my god? What is that? Uh, it's art hanging

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on the opposite wall, because it's a mirror and it's

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it's not a window. The other vice, why do.

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You have like a parking garage mirror in what seems

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to be your living room?

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live here. This is an airbnbn Seattle. We're here for

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a number of weeks enjoying the nice cool weather, which

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it really is. The high today will be around eighty

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and it was chilly this morning at fifty nine, which

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is also the temperature that usually Dallas is for Christmas.

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It's probably so you can see the ghost from you know,

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multiple angles.

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Jokes on you, tre it's more of a window into

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my soul that the ghost look looks into, which, now

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that I think about it, and now that I've said

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it doesn't really sound like a joke on you. It

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sounds like a prank on me. Yeah, But that's not

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the only scary thing we covered yesterday. In addition to

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the ghost, we also talked about the really scary story

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about the New York couple that was paddle boarding near

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the Hudson River in upstate New York and they were

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attacked by a rabid beaver.

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It just gets funnier every time you say it.

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That is what is it, Tray?

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That is probably one day how I will find my soulmate.

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A is you know, some crazy blonde lady with big

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cans is trying to you know, chase a rabid beaver down,

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calling it, wanting to domesticate.

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Name it bucky soul mate.

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I actually, uh raj woke up early this morning with

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a tummy bug. I woke up thinking about you and

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your love life, Tray. Oh, because I actually did think

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to myself, I wonder what Trey would do if he

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were attacked by an angry beaver, and then I realized

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that he would that he would say, if it's attached

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to a crazy woman, I'd celebrate because I've found my soulmate.

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I thought that was just gonna be her nickname, whatever

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pet names the two of them come up with for

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each other, that's totally their business, and I'd rather not

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know about it.

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Just rabbit beaver.

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Mm hmm, like any like most people like, come on,

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honey is outdated, babies overused.

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Honey badgers, My little honey badgers.

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That's what Trey says as he is he gets home

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from work and slaps her on the button. She punches

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him into face and off to the bedroom they go

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odd love. It really is a tale as old as time.

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So anyway, the story about the couple paddle boarding in

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the Hudson River getting attacked by a rabbid beaver reminded

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me of a little film that I still have no seen,

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but I did remember the title and I remembered seeing

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the trailer for it many years ago. And I'm wondering

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if you guys have heard of this little film. Okay,

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this little film came out, I believe in twenty fifteen,

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and you know the term low budget movie, that's a

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high bar for this movie called Zombiavers. I believe instead

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of low budget film, this is what would be considered

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a no budget film. And to prove it, I'm now

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going to share with you the Zombiavers trailer. And I

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don't remember, but I don't so like we all were

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all aware of cocaine bear, right in order for there

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to be a cocaine bear. Their first was a Zombieaver's.

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What is that looks like a beaver?

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Dam?

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So here you've got three girls and bikinis hanging out

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on a lake on top of one of those sun decks,

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and the speci splashy. We're staying over there in my

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cousin's place.

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We were looking for beavers.

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Well, and we all, yes, that's the answer. That's the

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answer you give three women. Yes, I love it already.

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And that's after you, that's after you do a nice

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big chaw spit. I'd also like to point out that I,

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while I did not get a chance, you had to

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look up that actor's name who delivers that stellar line.

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He's been in a number of mainstream films. Yeah, he

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was familiar. He was in Cliffhanger. He was one of

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the bad guys in Cliffhanger with Sylvester Stallone and John Liftgow.

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So the end, Uh, what's the what's the other guy's name?

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Tate David Jennifer Ands And I think he's in the

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movies as well, in Zombieaver's No, no, no, in Cliffhanger.

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But nobody's in Zombiaver's But this is where all the

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money went? Was that one guy?

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I know you say that, but after doing a little

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bit of research this morning, after thinking about Trey and

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his angry beaver soulmatee uh. There is also on YouTube

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a little section where it shows that this movie had

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a couple of surprise cameos. One was Bill Burr and

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the other is John Mayer. I can only assume that

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John Mayer H four went for goed any sort of

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payment for the film and just accepted the three actresses

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you saw sending themselves in the lake that.

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Was his payment. Yeah. I just figured he was high

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and stumbled onto a set.

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Uh.

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That also might be a possibility.

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It's trying to write a love song to it.

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Your body's like an angry beaver. That would be the

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song that you and your soulmate danced to at the

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wedding trade.

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Yeah, so go burn and then well I can't what's

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the guy's name that we just recognized.

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I don't know.

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I didn't look it up.

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I've had enough excitement for one day.

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What was little Jack Russell terrier dog, which you know

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gets it in this movie? From the producers, Kevin Fever,

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the ring where the Miller's and American Pie. It's like

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they went slumming it on this one. This is like

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a total passion project.

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Someone in there in the shower.

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There's a beaver in the bathroom. So one of the

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boyfriends beats it with a with a bat and they

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see little bloody beaver pop prints that walk off. Hence

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the zomb beavers. Please go swimming now, next level of zombie.

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I have referred to any of you.

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There might be more beavers.

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Step blood.

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I've never seen a real beaver before close a.

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Fat wrap.

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Turn against each other right now. I'm sorry, is it

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too much for you? Try girl in.

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The MKINI like spread?

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Oh? Is that it's the beaver pov shot.

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H Beavers on blondes. Please back it.

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Up here, I know you got you have to sure.

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I can do that. Mm hmm, hang on, hang on,

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trying to get there.

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We go.

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We sure can't get through them, but.

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No lamb jump enough for this.

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Zomb beavers.

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And that actor's name is Rex Lynn.

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Ah.

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Okay, I just want you to know somebody they walked

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into a movie studio and said we got an idea.

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It's called zombieavers. And Holly went, here's a bag of money.

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Well, here's the thing ra as you saw in the

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trailer where it said it's from the producers of all

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these actual successful films, and they said, Hey, we want

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to come in and do this dumb movie, and all

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the studios were like, all right, sure, go for.

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It was this on the heels of Sharknado.

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I believe Sharknado was already on like its second or

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third installment by the time Zombiavers came around.

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I mean, if this had been COVID, then you go, okay, but.

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I know that's the shot that that's the I guess

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that would be their version of the money shot.

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It would be. And I'm glad you bring that back

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up because it's important that you not only witnessed the

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trailer that I'm showing you of Zombieaver's, but perhaps we

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should see the film in its entirety to appreciate the

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artistic endeavor that I'm sure it was, but not only that,

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but to truly appre shape this film. I think it's

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important that you also appreciate the movie. Poster for it,

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Trey zomb Beavers, they damn you to hell, and it's

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a drawing of a chicken a bikini holding a knife,

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leg spread, legs spread, with a zombie beaver headed right

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towards her crotch.

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It also looks like the gopher from caddy Shack that

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they just kind of dressed up to make this zombieaver.

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You know what, maybe it's a maybe it's maybe it's

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a it's an offshoot, it's.

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A repurposed gopher.

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He was so and so out of work for so long,

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he just took anything.

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He's just on drugs, acually dried up. He's still doing

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the Caddyshack dance and like ill to think thrown change

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at him.

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Like it's really hard when Holly would type casts. They

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just turned you into a one trick roaded.

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other day, Jacqueline that your guys, your plumbers, your team,

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your crew, they're hot in more ways than one. That's true,

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and I'm glad that you see where I'm going here,

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because now not only are they hot outside because it's

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one hundred thousand degrees, but they're also attractive men, and

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sweaty attractive men are interesting to market. So have you

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ever thought about doing a the plumbers plumbing calendar?

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But like super cheeky, So when we start getting into summer,

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I want those super tacky like laying in the blue bonnets,

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you know what I mean? And then just I love kitchy.

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Can't be kind of tacky tongue in cheek, but like

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they have to be fully closed because as I've got

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something for everybody as far as looks go. But they

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are all very shy, which is weird, like right when

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they meet people, and the longer they're with anybody, the

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more obviously outcoming, outgoing they become. But I've had women,

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for example, call the office and go, hey, you know

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the one the cowboy, and I'm like, uh huh, it's

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he married, and like he is married and she's actively

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pregnant with their second child. Well does he have friends?

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So apparently we are Brooks Plumbing dating service and plumbing.

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I've gotten bizarre calls over the year, but we're always

481
00:29:00.599 --> 00:29:02.799
nice about it. But if they're single, I'll always cast

482
00:29:02.799 --> 00:29:04.000
the message along if you so.

483
00:29:04.039 --> 00:29:06.720
If if if there's any photographers that listen.

484
00:29:06.480 --> 00:29:10.640
That want to do a really like tacky, funny calendar,

485
00:29:10.680 --> 00:29:11.960
I would absolutely do that.

486
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We just got to get your guys on board.

487
00:29:14.720 --> 00:29:15.480
Oh they'll do it.

488
00:29:15.519 --> 00:29:18.599
I'd have one of those calendars. Yeah, I made it weird.

489
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and all of your plumbing once and needs. It's time

500
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for some news, but not just any news, the most

501
00:30:06.799 --> 00:30:15.279
stupid news that we could find. This is actually a

502
00:30:15.319 --> 00:30:18.160
sad story and I need to put on my serious

503
00:30:18.160 --> 00:30:22.240
face and my straight pants here a YouTuber has been

504
00:30:22.319 --> 00:30:26.640
arrested and detained in India after cooking and eating a peacock.

505
00:30:29.160 --> 00:30:40.079
That's my people, A video posted to Kodan prine Kumar's

506
00:30:40.200 --> 00:30:43.839
channel of him consuming a curry apparently made from the

507
00:30:43.880 --> 00:30:49.359
bird is a protected national species. Police said he was

508
00:30:49.400 --> 00:30:52.279
detained on Monday and jailed after other videos in his

509
00:30:52.400 --> 00:30:56.119
mobile phone confirmed that the bird he cooked was suspected

510
00:30:56.160 --> 00:31:01.559
to be a peacock. Now, Kumar has denied the allegations

511
00:31:01.599 --> 00:31:06.319
of recording himself cooking and eating a peacock and then

512
00:31:06.319 --> 00:31:10.599
posting it on YouTube. However, evidence in the form of

513
00:31:11.079 --> 00:31:15.480
the YouTube video he posted, which is titled Traditional Peacock

514
00:31:15.559 --> 00:31:24.599
Curry Recipe, says he's probably guilty. He tried saying no, no, no,

515
00:31:24.720 --> 00:31:30.000
that's not peacock, that's chicken. So what the investigators did

516
00:31:30.160 --> 00:31:33.079
was is they found a pot of the leftover peacock

517
00:31:33.559 --> 00:31:37.400
curry with quotations and sent it to a forensic lab

518
00:31:37.440 --> 00:31:40.680
for testing. So if it comes back as peacock, he's

519
00:31:41.960 --> 00:31:43.440
he's gonna be in trouble in India.

520
00:31:44.039 --> 00:31:46.920
Yes, And it's like the Wild West over there too,

521
00:31:47.000 --> 00:31:49.119
like the cops can beat confessions out of you, like

522
00:31:49.160 --> 00:31:52.440
they still whoa, yeah, so he might have just made

523
00:31:52.519 --> 00:31:55.960
chicken Kirky.

524
00:31:56.079 --> 00:31:57.400
And a video that pissed off the.

525
00:31:57.319 --> 00:32:04.559
Cops, like I'm gonna arrest his kid and whoop his ass.

526
00:32:04.599 --> 00:32:06.799
It's very much like that. I was there for a

527
00:32:06.799 --> 00:32:11.319
buddy of mine's wedding in two thousand and the cop

528
00:32:11.319 --> 00:32:13.559
would stop like I would say, have a car service

529
00:32:13.599 --> 00:32:15.680
come pick me up and take me back to my

530
00:32:15.720 --> 00:32:18.960
aunt uncle's place from the wedding venue. And I get

531
00:32:19.000 --> 00:32:21.519
stopped by the same cop every night, And finally I

532
00:32:21.559 --> 00:32:23.160
was just like, I'm gonna be here for two more weeks.

533
00:32:23.160 --> 00:32:24.599
How much do you how much money do you because

534
00:32:24.599 --> 00:32:26.759
they just bought bribes, I was like, how much money

535
00:32:26.799 --> 00:32:29.400
do you need? And at first I was very like, hey,

536
00:32:29.640 --> 00:32:33.680
you can't do this. You can't it's extortion. And he's like,

537
00:32:34.319 --> 00:32:36.400
I'll put you in prison and your family won't hear

538
00:32:36.440 --> 00:32:37.960
from you for the next couple of weeks. So what

539
00:32:38.000 --> 00:32:40.119
do you want to do? And I was like, cool, man,

540
00:32:40.200 --> 00:32:41.880
how much is it gonna take? And he told me

541
00:32:41.880 --> 00:32:44.359
the amount and I was like that that's about eight dollars. Uh,

542
00:32:45.039 --> 00:32:49.599
you may have that. It is very much on that

543
00:32:49.720 --> 00:32:52.039
on that level, so I'm sure that they the kid

544
00:32:52.079 --> 00:32:55.359
was just making a video and now he's sitting in

545
00:32:56.480 --> 00:32:57.799
Do you know what city this isn't? Do you know

546
00:32:57.839 --> 00:32:59.000
what part of India?

547
00:32:59.400 --> 00:33:01.119
Sure, I can get give you some more details. I

548
00:33:01.279 --> 00:33:03.319
left a lot of them out because I don't know

549
00:33:03.440 --> 00:33:05.759
the region and I don't know how to pronounce the

550
00:33:05.799 --> 00:33:06.640
city's names.

551
00:33:08.000 --> 00:33:11.000
That's when you send me the story first and think

552
00:33:11.039 --> 00:33:11.920
about that.

553
00:33:12.720 --> 00:33:15.119
I like to surprise you with with things.

554
00:33:15.359 --> 00:33:16.960
Yes, my middle name is also Kumar.

555
00:33:17.240 --> 00:33:23.200
So so he is now in jail on fourteen days

556
00:33:23.319 --> 00:33:27.000
remand under the Wildlife Protection Act of India and now

557
00:33:27.000 --> 00:33:30.640
the court will decide whether he'd remain inside or get bail.

558
00:33:31.279 --> 00:33:34.599
That's according to the police superintendent in the southern state

559
00:33:34.720 --> 00:33:38.920
of Telangana.

560
00:33:39.039 --> 00:33:40.039
You want to spell it.

561
00:33:42.160 --> 00:33:45.759
T E l A N G A n A now

562
00:33:45.880 --> 00:33:50.359
the what stating it Telangana Telangana? Okay, I was pretty close.

563
00:33:50.880 --> 00:34:00.720
The suspect, Prene Kumar from Fungalapi near Hyderabad, Yeah, denied

564
00:34:00.720 --> 00:34:06.000
the allegations, claiming the dish was made with chicken. Once published,

565
00:34:06.079 --> 00:34:09.599
the video provoked a backlash from social media Usit from

566
00:34:09.719 --> 00:34:12.360
social media users, some of them accused the would be

567
00:34:12.440 --> 00:34:15.800
social media star of promoting illegal wildlife consumption and disrespecting

568
00:34:15.840 --> 00:34:18.519
a national symbol, according to the Times of India. Further

569
00:34:18.639 --> 00:34:22.559
investigation claims his YouTube channel found a video demonstrating how

570
00:34:22.559 --> 00:34:25.079
to cook a wild boar curry, which raised concerns about

571
00:34:25.079 --> 00:34:29.199
whether it promoted illegal hunting. The Indian peacock, identified with

572
00:34:29.320 --> 00:34:32.400
its vibrant blue color and a regal wingspan among males,

573
00:34:32.480 --> 00:34:35.039
holds special symbolic importance in India.

574
00:34:36.320 --> 00:34:37.760
I was about to ask it, Raj.

575
00:34:38.400 --> 00:34:42.480
They if it's like a religious symbol or something, because

576
00:34:42.800 --> 00:34:46.400
if you've ever been around peacocks, they're really men birds.

577
00:34:47.760 --> 00:34:50.559
I's gonna say the same thing. I don't think they're

578
00:34:50.639 --> 00:34:52.840
an I know they do a lot of like they

579
00:34:53.039 --> 00:34:54.559
sell a lot of I don't know how this works,

580
00:34:54.559 --> 00:34:56.480
but they sell a lot of like the peacock feathers,

581
00:34:56.559 --> 00:34:58.599
like they make pens out of them, They make jewelry

582
00:34:58.639 --> 00:35:01.880
out of them, so maybe that's why. But they're very mean.

583
00:35:02.239 --> 00:35:03.400
Yeah, they are.

584
00:35:03.559 --> 00:35:06.920
Actually I don't know what a group of peacocks is called,

585
00:35:07.920 --> 00:35:10.599
but there is a number of them.

586
00:35:10.920 --> 00:35:11.519
On the island.

587
00:35:22.199 --> 00:35:23.079
You should be sorry.

588
00:35:28.760 --> 00:35:30.480
I just saw a space light up and I knew

589
00:35:30.480 --> 00:35:31.280
it was about to happen.

590
00:35:32.320 --> 00:35:38.960
A group of peacocks is called a gang bang. I'm

591
00:35:39.000 --> 00:35:44.679
so excited, which knows you look really really ashamed.

592
00:35:47.519 --> 00:35:49.199
I'm ashamed of you and proud of you at the

593
00:35:49.239 --> 00:35:50.920
same time. I don't know. I think this is what

594
00:35:51.079 --> 00:35:56.000
being a father is like, Like I don't want to

595
00:35:56.039 --> 00:35:57.000
claim you, but I love you.

596
00:36:00.480 --> 00:36:03.840
Anyway. There are a handful of peacocks on the island

597
00:36:03.880 --> 00:36:06.679
of Saint John. They're they're wild. They you know, they're

598
00:36:06.840 --> 00:36:09.840
they roam around. I'm pulled into a gas station once.

599
00:36:09.920 --> 00:36:12.760
I almost ran one over because it was hidden behind

600
00:36:12.800 --> 00:36:17.440
a little half wall. But they seem pretty docile. I don't.

601
00:36:17.800 --> 00:36:20.599
I don't see them jumping on anyone without their consent.

602
00:36:21.880 --> 00:36:25.599
No, but they do like they they've been known to.

603
00:36:28.559 --> 00:36:28.800
They do.

604
00:36:28.920 --> 00:36:32.719
They're very very territorial birds. So like if you're in

605
00:36:32.840 --> 00:36:36.320
their space, like they'll come after you. It's like the geese,

606
00:36:36.519 --> 00:36:38.960
like the park or whatever like that comes after you

607
00:36:40.280 --> 00:36:41.079
forgetting too close.

608
00:36:41.360 --> 00:36:43.480
Swans will Swans will do that as well. I can

609
00:36:43.519 --> 00:36:45.320
speak from experience. A swan will attack you.

610
00:36:45.800 --> 00:36:50.639
Oh really, you've been a time by a swan. How

611
00:36:50.719 --> 00:36:51.920
do we not know this story?

612
00:36:54.639 --> 00:36:55.840
I've told it before.

613
00:36:56.719 --> 00:36:59.719
You attacked by a swan? Okay, yeah, I've never heard

614
00:36:59.760 --> 00:37:00.400
it happened.

615
00:37:00.519 --> 00:37:02.800
I want me to tell you. All right, So there

616
00:37:02.840 --> 00:37:06.159
I was. I was twelve or thirteen years old. My

617
00:37:06.199 --> 00:37:07.800
mom and I were on a vacation at a place

618
00:37:07.840 --> 00:37:10.599
called the Wio Ranch outside of San Antonio, Texas, and

619
00:37:10.679 --> 00:37:15.239
we were doing a little horseback ride. And the dudes

620
00:37:15.440 --> 00:37:18.599
that worked this vacation dude ranch, had told us that

621
00:37:18.679 --> 00:37:21.360
if we ever go by this particular pond, be aware

622
00:37:21.599 --> 00:37:25.760
of the black swan. And well, we go buy this pond.

623
00:37:25.960 --> 00:37:28.679
I get off my horse and I'm walking around. I

624
00:37:28.719 --> 00:37:31.039
think I'm skipping rocks in this pond, and out of nowhere,

625
00:37:31.159 --> 00:37:34.039
my mom screams, look out, she's still on her horseback.

626
00:37:34.760 --> 00:37:36.719
I look off to my left and I see this

627
00:37:36.840 --> 00:37:39.199
black swan coming out of the water with its huge

628
00:37:39.280 --> 00:37:41.639
wings flapping and coming at me and squawking at me.

629
00:37:42.199 --> 00:37:46.039
And my mom bought us cowboy boots for the trip.

630
00:37:46.079 --> 00:37:48.239
So I'm wearing Cowboy boots, which are brand new, which

631
00:37:48.440 --> 00:37:50.760
anyone that's ever had new Cowboy boots, No, they're very

632
00:37:50.760 --> 00:37:53.079
slippery on the bottom because they're not scuffed up yet.

633
00:37:53.679 --> 00:37:57.760
So I slipped to my brand new ropers on the

634
00:37:58.119 --> 00:38:01.000
rocks on the shore of this pond and I slip

635
00:38:01.079 --> 00:38:03.360
and I fall, and next thing I know, this huge

636
00:38:03.400 --> 00:38:05.920
black swan is over the top of me, attacking me

637
00:38:06.039 --> 00:38:07.639
with its wings and trying to peck at me with

638
00:38:07.679 --> 00:38:09.199
its beak. So I did the one thing I knew

639
00:38:09.239 --> 00:38:12.679
to do from fourth grade taekwondo, and that was to

640
00:38:13.000 --> 00:38:14.119
sidekick it in the neck.

641
00:38:15.280 --> 00:38:21.599
Okay, all right, well you know I mean, and.

642
00:38:21.760 --> 00:38:24.840
Back into the pond it went. And back on the

643
00:38:24.920 --> 00:38:29.920
horse I got and rode off into the sunset, vowing

644
00:38:30.000 --> 00:38:34.599
never to return to that pond again and wondering why

645
00:38:34.639 --> 00:38:35.920
did this swan have to be black?

646
00:38:38.760 --> 00:38:44.719
You can't have a gang bang without a black swan's

647
00:38:44.760 --> 00:38:45.239
gonna run it.

648
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Treehouse on Air. Today is still Tuesday, August twenty in

663
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twenty twenty four, some important things to give to before

664
00:40:05.599 --> 00:40:11.199
we leave the Treehouse for the day. And an actual

665
00:40:11.320 --> 00:40:16.639
sad story. A North Texas UPS driver crashed after passing

666
00:40:16.719 --> 00:40:21.000
out from heat. That's according to the UPS Driver Union.

667
00:40:21.960 --> 00:40:25.119
That was on Friday. The van was on sam Rayburn

668
00:40:25.400 --> 00:40:28.360
near the Outer Loop in Anna when it left the

669
00:40:28.440 --> 00:40:30.920
road and crashed into trees just off the highway. Video

670
00:40:30.960 --> 00:40:33.480
showed the vehicle traveling at high speeds and barely avoiding

671
00:40:33.519 --> 00:40:36.639
another vehicle before the crash. According to Henry Hun, who

672
00:40:36.719 --> 00:40:39.079
took the video, said, the car just kept going left, left, left,

673
00:40:39.119 --> 00:40:41.840
and then once that red car comes passing him, I'm like, oh,

674
00:40:41.960 --> 00:40:44.880
you know, this is serious, and once boom he hits

675
00:40:44.920 --> 00:40:48.960
the tree. I'm like, this is serious. Appreciate that eyewitness account.

676
00:40:49.079 --> 00:40:52.039
Realizing that it's serious. When a out of control UPS

677
00:40:52.119 --> 00:40:56.119
truck runs into a tree. The Anna Police Department confirmed

678
00:40:56.119 --> 00:40:58.360
they responded to the crash. While it's under investigation, the

679
00:40:58.400 --> 00:41:01.320
assistant police chief confirmed a medical incident did happen and

680
00:41:01.360 --> 00:41:03.920
the driver was taken to the hospital. He was released

681
00:41:03.960 --> 00:41:08.239
on Saturday and is recovering at home. It was soon

682
00:41:08.400 --> 00:41:12.480
after that that the President and principal officer for the

683
00:41:12.559 --> 00:41:16.639
Teamsters Local seven sixty seven unions said this could have

684
00:41:16.679 --> 00:41:18.840
been a very dangerous situation for the driver along with

685
00:41:18.880 --> 00:41:21.400
the general public. That is David Reeves. He says the

686
00:41:21.519 --> 00:41:25.039
driver suffered from heat related illness. He says the driver

687
00:41:25.199 --> 00:41:27.519
called UPS to alert him that he wasn't feeling well.

688
00:41:27.559 --> 00:41:29.800
After six or seven hours on the job, he was

689
00:41:29.840 --> 00:41:32.440
told to drop off his packages with another driver before

690
00:41:32.559 --> 00:41:35.960
ending his shift. And the issue that, according to the

691
00:41:36.079 --> 00:41:39.199
union they have is once one of our drivers explains

692
00:41:39.239 --> 00:41:41.519
to the company that they have severe heat related injuries,

693
00:41:41.559 --> 00:41:43.159
they need to be shut down for the day. This

694
00:41:43.480 --> 00:41:46.280
is unacceptable. He plans to sit down with the company

695
00:41:46.320 --> 00:41:52.119
and discuss what happened. I think maybe it's time for

696
00:41:52.559 --> 00:41:54.199
those brown trucks to get some air conditioning.

697
00:41:54.480 --> 00:41:56.000
Yeah, they don't have it right. I was going to

698
00:41:56.039 --> 00:41:57.840
ask you that they don't have air conditioning inside the car.

699
00:41:58.400 --> 00:41:59.760
Now, for the most part, they drive around with the

700
00:41:59.800 --> 00:42:00.320
door open.

701
00:42:01.440 --> 00:42:03.320
That's what it is, okay, Yeah, and in this heat,

702
00:42:03.360 --> 00:42:05.079
that's I mean, I can't even imagine.

703
00:42:05.280 --> 00:42:08.360
Yeah, I'm actually amazed that first time ever hearing of that,

704
00:42:08.480 --> 00:42:12.960
because that does seem like, uh, it happened more often.

705
00:42:14.880 --> 00:42:19.480
I do believe something like this did happen last year.

706
00:42:19.519 --> 00:42:21.519
I'm trying to see if it's in this story somewhere,

707
00:42:21.559 --> 00:42:24.239
but I thought I read somewhere that a UPS driver

708
00:42:24.400 --> 00:42:30.320
had actually died from a heat related situation last year.

709
00:42:31.079 --> 00:42:34.840
Hm. Yeah, they need to. I mean, I don't even

710
00:42:34.840 --> 00:42:39.559
know how you how you make new vehicles without AC. Well.

711
00:42:39.760 --> 00:42:43.639
According to this all vehicles purchased after January first, twenty

712
00:42:43.760 --> 00:42:47.079
twenty four, will have air conditioning installed inside, but the

713
00:42:47.119 --> 00:42:49.639
local union says at this point, the vast majority of

714
00:42:49.760 --> 00:42:52.840
vehicles do not have air conditioning.

715
00:42:53.760 --> 00:42:58.480
That's crazy in Texas. That's insane to me.

716
00:42:58.559 --> 00:43:01.119
It's insane anywhere, but yeah, you're right, especially in Texas.

717
00:43:01.159 --> 00:43:04.079
I mean, I'm not there right now, but I still

718
00:43:04.119 --> 00:43:06.400
get the weather alerts. I still get the excessive heat

719
00:43:06.480 --> 00:43:10.000
warnings on my phone. For North Texas. I mean, it's

720
00:43:10.039 --> 00:43:13.320
it's insane to have anything without any outside job like that,

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without you know, certain protocols and guidelines in place to

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make sure you know, you don't die just because you're

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delivering some packages to people, because you've got to make

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sure they get their new AA chips in time.

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And now the irony would have been if he crushed

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it because he was hammered.

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They do not think alcohol has played any role in

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that in this particular situation. But it's also a great

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reason for you now to keep in mind. This is

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why it's important to listen to every single show every

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single day, because we will call back jokes from the

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day before, and you don't want to be left in

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the dark wondering why was that so funny. Listen to

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every show and you'll know why that was funny.

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And that's the Patreon show. So it's good. Give us

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you five dollars.

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I'm going to turn that into our next Treehouse T shirt.

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Give us you five dollars. And finally, staying with Texas News, here,

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stinging bearded fireworms are washing up on Texas beaches. Bearded

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fireworms are washing up on Texas beaches and without even

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reading the whole story. My first thought is are these

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actual worms or is this just what South Padre calls

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Texas State fraternities on spring break?

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Why U TA has the same same week we do.

745
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You have the same spring break week, but only Texas

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State has its own strain of chlamydia.

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That is very true, I will give you that, and

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we're very proud of it, like everybody knows.

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And I would guess Texas State is probably fifteen percent

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of the size of UT and uh, but I bet

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it has more strippers.

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It does. Yeah, fifteen percent of the size of UT.

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One hundred percent of the dancers in Austin.

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God bless the Yellow Rose.

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May it live forever. Oh you better not. I just

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jinxed it, raj. The Yellow Rose burns down this week.

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I think Bruce Blanche is dead.

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No, Bruce bl Lanch is not dead.

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He's still out there somewhere writing jokes. Thanks for hanging

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out with us in the treehouse. I'm gonna say something

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right now that have not said in a few years.

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See you tomorrow.