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It is time to leave your worries outside and laugh
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with us inside the treehouse. I'm Dan, O'Malley along with
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Trey Trenholm and Raj Sharma. Trey and Raj, I know
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both of you are not big into the camping scene.
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I understand that there are two types of people in
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this world. There are those who like to camp and
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those who do not. You are on campers. I am
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a camper. Didn't realize it until I became an adult
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and did my first camping trip. But I enjoyed it,
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and that's okay. We can all co exist.
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I like, it's probably more glamping, but you know, if
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you give me an RV or whatever else, I'm cool.
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I just I don't want to sleep on the ground,
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you know, yeah, out in the elements.
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Yeah, there is a big difference between camping and glamping,
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and there's even big differences in different levels of camping
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because there's rustic camping, which is.
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It.
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Yeah, there's no structure, there's no tent. Really, it's just
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you on the ground and the sleeping bag, looking up
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at the stars and hoping you don't get your face
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eaten off by a bear or a curious badger. Then
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there's tent camping, right, and my wife and I went
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the first time she took me camping. I mean that
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tent was like a size of a studio apartment. It
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was nice. So that was like a sort of a
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low end glamping type of situation. Thing even had like
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a small closet in it, but still it was a tent.
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And we eventually graduated to the RV side of things,
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and that's where you definitely get into the glamping side
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of things. But there are people that love the rough
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in it side of camping, where it's you hike a
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long way and you eventually get tired and you lie
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down and you go to sleep.
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They're called white people.
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Well I'm about to give you one of the whitest
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stories you've ever heard. Okay, here we go. A camper
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was heard yelling in the woods, but they weren't in distress. No,
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they were just singing Nickelback.
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Was it the lead singer up Nickelbacker?
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I don't know. Last Thursday, a search and rescue team
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in British Columbia, Canada was called to a remote hiking
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and climbing area in the woods because a few hikers
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reported hearing repeated cries. When the team arrived, they heard
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faint yelling and closed in on the air. Eventually they
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found a man who was camping alone, but he was
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not in distress. No, he was just singing his heart
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out to the trees, belting out Nickelback's greatest hits. I
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feel like this should be one of those bigfoot vlog videos.
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It was definitely Chad Kroger Nickelback, and I'm sure the
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search and rescue team apologized to him for disturbing him.
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They are Canadian, so it's very possible. Yeah, the first
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responders did thank the hikers that called in the distress
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just in case. The search manager did add and remember
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our services are always free. How Canada of them? And
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he went on to say the money you save could
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be spent on singing lessons. So yeah, Raj, it is
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very possible this was, in fact Chad Krieger from Nickelback.
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That would be so fantastic. I though it was just
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him singing his own songs in the woods. That's beautiful.
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People call it in as a sign of distress, and
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for those that don't know, Nickelback actually is also Canadian. Yeah,
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while this solo camping distress singing happened in British Columbia. Nickelback.
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The band was formed in the neighboring province of Alberta.
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Do you know the deeper backstory of Nickelback. They were
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originally a cover band and their original band name was
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Village Idiot, which is what you'll get called if you're
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running around town belting Nickelback lyrics.
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I'm a fan of Nickelback. I enjoy it.
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See everyone loves to dump on them, But when that
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photograph song comes on, who's singing?
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That's they just made hit songs. Yeah, and always remember
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they sold more albums than.
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Radiohead, so suck on that Radiohead fans.
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inside the treehouse. I am smiling very widely because I
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know what's about to happen here inside the treehouse. Raj
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and Tray have none, have no idea what is about
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to transpire. On yesterday's show, we played the fantastic romantic
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song I ice jj Fish. Is that correct? Raj? Is
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that the right name? That is yes, ice Jjfish and
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his super romantic song titled U and I knew it
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seemed familiar in some way, and it wasn't the song
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that seemed familiar. It was the message behind it, and
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the message that was, if you truly want to seduce
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a woman, this is the song you should play. And
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it reminded me of another song. I don't know if
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you guys are familiar with this scenario, so I'm going
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to fill you in now on one of the most
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romantic songs of all time. But first the backstory leading
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up to the most romantic song of all time. This
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went viral a few years back. This is from a
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Reddit thread. The subreddit is time I Fed Up, and
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this is from a guy who says, my girlfriend, twenty
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years old of two years told me the music that
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I played hearing sex is weird and a major turn off.
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This is a twenty five year old guy writing into Reddit.
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He says a little backstory. When I first started having sex,
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I researched into ways to be better as I was
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a little stiff and pretty much had no idea what
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I was doing. I read online that you can play
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music and match the rhythm in order to put on
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a better performance. Okay, he says, I searched love making
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songs and started slowly creating a list in which I
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was comfortable matching the rhythm. There are a few songs
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to my playlist. However, there is one song in particular,
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which actually happens to be my favorite, that my girlfriend
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hates and she says it turns her off in a
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major way. He goes on to say, I don't understand
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why it's taken her two years to tell me she
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hates that song. It's a good love making song with
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good rhythm. I feel the way I fd up is
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I could have possibly asked her previously if she likes
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the playlist or any songs she would like to add
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or change. But to leave it for two years thinking
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our sex life is great but in her eyes was
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just ruined by my music has left the whole situation
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feeling awkward and I'm a bit annoyed. There's more to
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this story, But would you at least like to hear
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the song in question? Mm hmm, Okay, here we go.
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It's just this over and over again.
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Oh No, sexy song is complete without the slide whistle.
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Now back to the story at hand. This guy goes
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on to say, I pretty much played this song every
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single time, so the amount of time she must have
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not been enjoying it when I thought the complete opposite
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is annoying but also embarrassing in ways. Really I mean this,
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he says, not to mention my previous partners. However, they
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never complained about the song, so maybe it's just her.
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It's effed up their relationship, to be honest, because sex
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feels awkward now. The other day, we were having sex
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with no music and I was just still thrusting to
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the tune playing in my head. She recognized it and
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asked me to stop.
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Wow.
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I thought this song was perfect and I always thrust
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along with the tune and I feel it gives me
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the perfect rhythm for doing the deed. I usually bust
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into this song and find it devastating that she hates it.
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I can't imagine why she doesn't love this song and
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how romantic it is.
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It's just this over and over again, right, There's no
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there's no lyrics, there's nothing, It's.
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Just I mean, just imagine it. Yeah, long stroke, long stroke.
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I feel like the money shot would have confetti.
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It's like an AGT golden buzzer.
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By the way, if you google sexiest sex song, ever,
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this comes up just so you know.
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It.
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Also, it also comes up if you type in horrible
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sex song. It really is a polarizing piece of music.
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I didn't know that was still a thing where people
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had like a playlist.
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Sure, why not. I mean we're in the the the
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age of you can have your own curated station on
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platforms like Pandora and Amazon Music. I heart. I mean
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you can curate all that stuff.
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Yeah, I just never had a I was never a thing.
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I never had another music in the background.
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You never had like a sexy time playlist on a
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cassette tape something something maybe with like some Keith Sweat
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playing in the background.
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No, no, no, no, no, no Keith's what No Marvin Gaye, no,
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Teddy Pendergrass, no Luther Color Me.
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Bad Always, or whoever it was. I did that song.
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I want to get freaky with you. I mean, that's
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one right there, that's Keith Sweat.
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Yeah, I mean, you always have color Me Bad. I'm
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gonna say it, but I'm gonna sex you up a
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class on repeat?
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Yeah, I mean, would you rather that or the slide
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Whistle song?
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I would ask the lady, which song do you prefer?
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And if it was color me bad over the slide
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whistle song, and she said coldor me bad?
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It would end right there.
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Here's what I'm gonna do. I'm going to back this
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up to the beginning, not all the way because the
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build ups a little crazy. But just imagine just setting
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the scene, and this is your jam, this is your song.
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This is a song that you are going to make
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love to this woman too, and she's never heard it before.
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This is when you're slowly peeling off your clothes. Hey,
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maybe this is when right about when the pants come down.
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How have you been married for as long as you have?
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It's funny you asked that. My wife asked me that
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almost every single day.
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