Nov. 20, 2025

A Beaver, A Squirrel, and Two Nuts | Thursday November 20, 2025

A Beaver, A Squirrel, and Two Nuts | Thursday November 20, 2025

We start off the show discussing Buc-ees suing a company because their logo is too similar yet it's not even the same animal.  Then we discuss a Florida Threesome gone wrong, the new roller coaster at Six Flags, and Trey's girlfriend is a napper.  

LINKS:

Threesome Fizzled, Then Fists Flew

https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/buc-ees-cracks-down-nut-183041841.html

Six Flags Over Texas unveils teaser for new 309-foot-tall roller coaster




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for joining us inside the Treehouse Today we start with

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some very exciting and stupid news something we know all

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too well inside the Treehouse. So this is going to

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sound like a euphemism, but it's not. It's on the

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between beavers and nut huggers. More specifically, BUCkies is suing

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underwear brand Nu huggers or copyright infringement. I don't know

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how familiar you are with how litigious BUCkies is, but

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if you got a beaver in your logo, they're coming

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for you. And this is solidifying that fact.

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They are the Metallica of convenience stores.

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Yeah, BUCkies saw what Metallica did with Napster back in

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the day and said, hold my beaver nuggets. Now, I

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want you to look at the two logos here. So

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you got the BUCkies logo, which is of course the

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very iconic BUCkies roadstop logo. It's the yellow background with

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the beaver smiling up into the left as if it

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sees something amazing, maybe Jesus or a Bucki's and he's

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got his red hat. Then you've got the nut Hugger's logo,

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which is a small Oklahoma based underwear business. The only

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similarity is that it also uses a cartoon beaver in

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its branding. The difference here is that the beaver looks

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a little bit different and it's holding two acorns.

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See, I would not consider that to be a beaver.

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I would consider that to be a squirrel.

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You know what.

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You may be right, that's actually what it is. Thank

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you for correcting me. This is how much Buggies Buggies.

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This is how much BUCkies has brainwashed me. So this

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is what makes this story even more extremes that BUCkies

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is going after nut huggers and it's not even a

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beaver that they're using in their artwork. It's a squirrel

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holding two nuts. But BUCkies hasn't taken any of this

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lying down. Like I said, if there's anything remotely similar

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to a beaver in or on your company, they will

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come after you because their attorneys mean business. I don't

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know what their retainer is, but they're earning every penny.

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Let's see big eyes, buck teeth in a circle. That's

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about all you got there.

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But the style is different. Now look, I am not

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an attorney, I am not a copyright infringement expert, but

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these two things do not seem closely related enough for

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BUCkies to be going after Oklahoma nut Huggers, which, by

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the way, that sounds more like a gay euphemism than

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an underwear brand like gay hippie nut Hugger. Never mind,

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you get the idea.

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It'ds like a dirty sex act of some sort.

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Now we're talking.

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Yeah.

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BUCkies may be famous for its silly beaver themed logo,

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but one thing that does not play around about is

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protecting its assets. The travel stop is taking legal action

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against the small Oklahoma based men's underwear brand dubbed Nu

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Huggers Apparel for a lleged committing trademark infringement after the

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underwear brand saw it's more most profitable sales month since

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launching Nu Hugger's three year. Brand owner Jared Hewitt said

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he got a hot and heavy letter from the BUCkies

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legal team. I think Bucky sends out more seasoned desists

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than it sells.

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Jerky or beaver nuggets. I don't think this is a

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case that they expect to win on merit. I think

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this is something that they just expect to continue to

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draw out until the other party can no longer afford it.

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Yeah, and that's just stupid and unfortunately to leave the

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little guys alone. They're just trying to sell some undies

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out of Oklahoma. They're not They're not coming after the beaver.

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Just knock it off.

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And the truth matter is if if that company went

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to BUCkies and was like, hey, can will you sell

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our product? We'll put your logo on it, they'd probably

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be like, oh, yeah, sure.

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Oh that's not a bad idea. Bring the brand in house.

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That makes sense.

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That's what That's what BUCkies does. Like they find small,

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small you know, manufacturers or a lot of the stuff

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and they're like, yeah, we'll carry your stuff, but you

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have to package it under the Buckies' logo.

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Is it just me or is BUCkies turning into an

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evil empire kind of situation.

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They have gone?

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I mean you think about it, for decades, they were

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a one stop shop, you know, off forty five.

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Going to Houston.

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I can't even think of the name of the town

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and in the last I guess fifteen years, they have

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become an evil empire.

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Yeah, the beaver exploded. Not that trade surprise that that

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a beaver turned evil.

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Kind of what he likes At a certain point.

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Oregon State, you know, may take issue with them, like

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we're the original beavers.

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Oh, you're right, because I mean, look, first of the

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party have some legal standing when it comes to these

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types of things. Well, never to be outdone, the state

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of Florida. The ultimate in headline alliteration threesome in Florida

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fizzled when fists flew. I'd like to point out that

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fly fisting is typically a two person maneuvers, so I'm

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not surprised this did not work out. Fly fisting, I'm

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glad you asked terre. Fly fisting is using emotion similar

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to a fly fisher when fisting someone. Oh, thank you

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Urban dictionary, Jerry. Do you know it by a different thing?

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No, I just thought that that was a fun way

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of saying, you know, throwing hands.

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Or oh like fighting. Yeah, well that's kind of how

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this works, is what the old double entendre. After a

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planned sexual threesome failed to materialize, a Florida woman became

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angry and pummeled her boyfriend in the face, an alleged

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attack witnessed by the woman who had been invited to

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the couple's residents for some group sex. Now this is

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my favorite part. Are you ready? According to investigators, Angel

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Lynn Curl and her boyfriend invited a female friend to

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their clear Water apartment Saturday night to engage in sexual activity. However,

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the coitus plan was interrupted because police say all parties.

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Declined participating in sexual activity.

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This is the.

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Worst threesome I've ever heard of. I mean, they all

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knew each other. I mean they were friends.

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That got the boyfriend, you got the girlfriend, and like,

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all right, tonight's and night, we're gonna get it. And

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so they called their friend, who I'm assuming his name

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is Crystal, and they invite her over and then she

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gets over there. All three of them are like, man,

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I'm good. But then for whatever reason, the girlfriend, whose

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name again was Angel, decided to beat the crap out

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of her boyfriend for some reason. And the police won't

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reveal the reason.

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I'm gonna guess the boyfriend screwed up the threesome, and

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you know, she's like just wailing on him. Going I

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told you, just shut just shut up, no stupid dad jokes,

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just shut up.

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The get satisfied.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah she does. There's so many assumptions here

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to be made, the first of which is if if

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the if the threesome ends in fisticuffs, then I'm assuming

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it's because the guy paid too much attention to the

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other girl, and and girl number one didn't like it,

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and then things escalated, and that there you go. But

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in this case, none of none of them, none of

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them even got start.

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Yeah, I have a feeling two out of the three declined.

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I think the woman who got violent probably still wanted

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things to get on. But another way you expect that

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that headline is if it's a two guys, one girl and.

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Girl is.

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Girl is paying more attention to the odd man out

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than she is her man, and that's feelings might get hurt.

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Yeah, especially there's a really big reason she's another guy.

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No, no, no, I love you, baby, but it's just

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that this one's new has nothing to do with you.

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Oh God, bless Florida, oh Man. Following the sex declination,

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Angel lugedly became angry and repeatedly struck the forty seven

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year old victim in the face as he was seated

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on the couple's living room couch, good old couch thrashing

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the female invite. Police say watched Angel strike the boyfriend

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in the face with a closed fist multiple times. After

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being read her rights, Angel denied hitting the man too late.

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The judges ordered Angel to have no contact with the victim,

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which I'm sure is going to be awkward since I

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think they lived together.

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Look, howey you two hands.

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Speaking of two fists, no boy. When searching for fly

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fisting on Urban Dictionary, this little gym comes up, the

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flying Superman fist of pleasure. Are you ready, Trey? Yeah,

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you needed the Momentright here we go the flying Superman

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fist of pleasure. When the woman is on the bed,

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legs open for delivery and the male is on the

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furthest wall from the woman, the man will proceed to

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get into a superman pose with his head down and

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his hand in a fist. The man will now proceed

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to get a running start at superhuman speed and jump

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fist first into the female's whap. The deeper the better.

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Also used in an example, did you hear Becky had

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to go to the hospital after David attempted the flying

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Superman fist of pleasure.

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Sorry, yeah, that's the equivalent of that high the high

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dive into the little small pool.

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This was added to Urban Dictionary on June seventeenth, twenty

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twenty one, a date which now lives in infamy and

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another great story for the er staff. Oh yeah, or

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just something for trading his new girlfriend to trade this weekend.

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Tray's like no, no, no, I gave up running years.

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Ago, faster than a speeding bullet.

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hundred and nine foot tall roller coaster, Tormento Rampaging Run,

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which is set to be the world's tallest, fastest, and

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longest dive coaster, was unveiled in a teaser by six

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Flags over Texas. If the name Tormente Rampaging Run sounds familiar,

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it's because that's what Trey is called at least two

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of his girlfriends.

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Or what I've done when they got really pissed off

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at me.

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It's fine line, it's probably just based on perspective. Uh,

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this thing sounds like a This thing sounds like roller coaster,

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nightmare fuel awesome. I'm glad you feel that way, Jerry,

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because you are at an age where you know what,

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actually doesn't matter your age. For me, it does. I

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am at an age where I no longer enjoy the

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roller coaster. I want nothing death defying in my life. Whatsoever.

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I like safe and secure nowadays. I applaud you, though, Jerry,

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that you throw caution to the wind and you hear

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a roller coaster named Tormenta and you can't wait. Hell yeah, Tray,

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What about you? Are you, despite the fact you've ridden

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real life Tormentas, are you going to get on the

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coaster version?

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Yeah? If I go to six Flags, I would get

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on it.

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Oh man, what happened? Dan? Why did you change your

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mind about roller coasters? I just got older. I used

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to love them as a kid. I got older and

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it was something like around the age of thirty, and

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things changed. Because when I was in my teens and twenties,

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there were all sorts of things I was willing to

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do if I had the opportunity. Skydive, sure, why not,

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bungee jump? Yeah, let's do it. Roller coasters. Loved roller coasters.

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I couldn't wait to be tall enough to ride roller coaster.

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But then, like I said, it's just age, like something

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happened around the age of thirty, and I just didn't

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want to do anything that threw caution to the wind. Literally,

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so roller coasters I'm now kind of a hard pass.

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I'm definitely not ever going to try a bungee jumping now,

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and I'm sure as hell not going to skydive. I

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think the only way that I might skydive would be

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if the Golden Knights, which is the US Army's elite

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skydiving team. It's like the Thunderbirds or the Blue Angels

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of skydiving. They might be the only ones I would

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go with. I trust them. I wouldn't do it with

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a bunch of Navy seals because those guys are just

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e f and nuts and they'll know I'm not doing that.

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They'll they'll do something to mess with me, and I'll

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still I'll die from a heart attack. They'll get me

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safely on the ground, but I'll die my heart dove.

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So I think the Golden Knights would be my only

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sweet spot there, but it is, It's just not for me.

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And this ride, new from six Flags, seats eight riders across,

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will have three cars in a train. A total of

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twenty four riders will be on the ride at once.

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This is themed after the Running of the Bulls in Spain.

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It will elevate riders to a height of three hundred

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and nine feet before plunging them in a ninety five

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degree beyond vertical drop from a record breaking two hundred

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and eighty five me. I can't say no hard enough

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on last thing. It is breaking world records, six of

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them in fact, and it's coming in twenty twenty six.

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At three hundred and nine feet. Tormenta Rampaging Run is

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the tallest dive coaster, which is apparently a thing. It's

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no longer just a regular roller coaster. It's a dive coaster.

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I guess it's because of the actual initial descent. The

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initial drop off is at such an extreme angle. It's

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called the dive, not a drop, right. You also don't

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hit it from the track. You get linked up into

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a thing and then it rotates you so that you're

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facing down like this, and then it just lets you

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go Nope, not gonna do it. At two hundred and

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eighty five feet, it's the highest ninety five degree beyond

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vertical drop. That's what you were just describing. Jerry at

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eighty seven miles per hour. It's the fastest dive coaster,

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two hundred and eighteen feet, the highest Immelman inversion. I

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don't even know what or who that is, but I

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guarantee you he's nuts. And then at one hundred and

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seventy nine feet the tallest vertical coaster loop. And then

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four one hundred and ninety nine feet the longest dive coaster.

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Six world records coming to Arlington's Six Flags over Texas

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in twenty twenty six Tormento Rampaging Run. It is almost

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a mile long. No, for those of you that are

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listening to the Treehouse Show on your favorite audio platform,

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number one, thank you. Number two, we're going to experience

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together the POV ride on Tormente on our Treehouse Superplus

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episode sixty two. So just a quick little tidbit there.

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If you want to see us witness that virtually, that'll

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be on Treehouse super Plus sixty two. You can join

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at Patreon dot com slash Treehouse on air. In the meantime,

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going back to the world records, here is a computer

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generated image of people on the coaster going down that

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vertical drop, their little computer, people sitting in the cars,

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legs dangling and about to go over the brink. That

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thing is frightening to look at. It's got so many

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twists and turns and curves and loops and drops. It

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really does look like the roller coaster version of one

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of Trey's ex girlfriends. And if you fall off, you

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go straight into the parking lot below, so you'll get

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to your car quicker. That looks absolutely amaze balls. I

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am scared, full disclosure. Before, before I decided whether or

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not we should watch the POV thing together, you know

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on Patreon, I watched like the first ten seconds and

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I had to stop. That's just virtual reality. I couldn't

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do it. That's how bad I am with the roller coasters.

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Now.

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I think the thing that surprises me more than anything

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is that eight people across, because normally you think of

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roller coaster as you're in like you know, two by

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two type thing.

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Yeah, I'm sure there's a reason for it, scientifically, mathematically,

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just physics. Maybe I don't know what that is. Maybe

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it's so that way you have more hands to hold.

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I don't know.

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I just it's it's an open train concept. It makes you,

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you know, it's to inspire more adrenaline.

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Uh more.

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Fear because you're not encased inside of like a solid

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train or anything with a wall on you. Because if

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you'll notice here the people on the sides, they're just

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open to the air.

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Oh, you're right. There's no high sides like they have

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on the Texas Giant to keep you in or most

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roller coasters that are more like a box. You're right.

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This is more. This is more dangly, which is another

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reason I'm not going on this damn thing.

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Yeah, if you're a god, look at it.

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If you're on on the edge, you don't even have

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a foot rest.

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Oh yeah, that's another reason I'm not going. There's no

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lumbar support on this thing.

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I'm gonna end up with sciatica and planner fasci itis

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in addition to the whiplash I'm gonna get on this ride,

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I'm not doing it.

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Don't forget soil bridges that too.

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If this ride doesn't come with diapers at the beginning,

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I'm not getting on it.

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I don't want everyone only what I did somewhere mid ride.

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Just take your depends with you and you'll be fine.

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Mm hmmm, that's what they should call this thing, the soiler.

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Would you get on it. Then yes, the incontentator the

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shat storm actually got William Shatner's face on it.

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She's sitting next to me.

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Oh god, there you go. That's first date material right there.

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Say baby, you want acre ride on this shatybe.

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You like dating older guys. Here's what you have to

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Excellent job, Jerry, there goright a second, I messed up

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screens here? All right? I need everyone to lean in

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because we need to be here for a buddy trey. Okay,

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is this the beginning of the end? For Trey and

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his new girlfriend, because Trey just found out she's a napper.

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A napper is bad.

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But had any We haven't even had any fights.

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You say that, but you told me like it was

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some grand revelation the other day. You're like, all right,

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so I found something out about Brandy. Oh yeah, what's that?

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She's a napper?

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Oh you now? Well?

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Yeah, she like she fell asleep. We had a nice Sunday.

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She just I cook breakfast. She slept on the couch, Like,

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you're not a napper, though I am not.

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I wish I was.

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Uh got a stint in morning radio. Would have been

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a lot easier had I been able to be a napper.

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I in a napper. I understand. Did you have her

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like was she tired or was it just because it

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was a lazy Sunday afternoon, Like was she missing out

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on sleep from the night before or nights before? Because

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that's a lot of times when I feel like I

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could use a nap that or if it's a lazy

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Sunday afternoon and I just happened to turn on some golf.

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Oh just golf naps to me in my recliner. Oh

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that's chef's kiss.

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That's the best I think she had.

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She had missed out on some sleep, and then it

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was just kind of a lazy, lazy sunday.

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So and you couldn't just try like because you said

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she was on the couch, right, you didn't try to, like,

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you know, get on the couch with her and maybe

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have it to where her head's on one end of

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the couch and your head's on the other, and you

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got each other's feet next to each other, and you

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just you just lay back and and then you just

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kind of take a nap together, like we're gonna scissor.

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Not like you're gonna nap tray scissors a different activity.

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He said, heads on each end. So it sounds like

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we're trying to scissor.

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Uh No, it's just a napping position, tray on a couch.

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Why did you have to take it so dirty?

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Well, I'm trying to figure out the logistics of that.

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And uh, there's no scissoring involved.

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It's just a nap.

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Why do you got to make it? Also, you as

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a dude, should not be attempting scissoring. That's just not

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gonna end well for you.

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Oh well, I'm just trying to figure out what you

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were going with there. I never you know, I feel

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like that's like the stepbrother's pose of napping.

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Yeah, if you're two morons like they were in Step Brothers,

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yes that would make sense. But maybe this is this

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is my point. You Trey, are not a napper or

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new girlfriend is a napper. These are two completely different

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worlds from opposite sides of the train tracks, and your

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worlds don't often collide. That was an unfortunate pun and

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I didn't mean it. But since you're not a napper,

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you don't understand you do don't understand the optimal couch

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nap position for a couple. Jerry, you're a napper, you

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know this. You didn't think of scissoring at first. You thought, yeah,

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that's kind of your standard nap position for a couple.

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Her head on one end, your head on the other,

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your your legs and the feet. Yeah.

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Yeah, you can rub each other's feet a little bit

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if you feel like it and just kind of hang out.

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You can be on your phone, you can you know,

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read the paper, you can watch a movie.

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That standard couch nap positioning.

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You know, I was, I sat on the couch, she

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had her legs and like across my lap. I watched

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some TV, watch some football red for a while. But

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I don't know that I really want to take a

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nap with her feet in my face or vice versa.

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Vice versa. I certainly understand i'd be self conscious too. Okay,

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so you're halfway there, you're seated, she's got her feet

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on me, and that's good.

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I'm just and then then it gave me she was napping.

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I got work done, you know, it all worked out.

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Do you and Tara do this very awkward position?

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No?

472
00:29:27.640 --> 00:29:29.440
No, we go to the bedroom and nap like weird,

473
00:29:29.519 --> 00:29:30.279
like normal people.

474
00:29:33.480 --> 00:29:35.880
Well, and had I wanted to nap, I would have

475
00:29:35.880 --> 00:29:39.359
been like, hey, let's go, you know, lay in bed,

476
00:29:39.440 --> 00:29:39.920
watch TV.

477
00:29:40.079 --> 00:29:43.119
But it just happened. I cooked breakfast.

478
00:29:42.640 --> 00:29:46.119
And you're just sitting there and she just slept most

479
00:29:46.119 --> 00:29:46.799
of the afternoon.

480
00:29:49.960 --> 00:29:51.680
So how long was she asleep.

481
00:29:53.880 --> 00:29:54.359
Off and on?

482
00:29:54.680 --> 00:29:57.799
I'd say she slept for a good four hours.

483
00:29:58.359 --> 00:30:02.640
Whoa, yeah, Yeah, that's that's beyond napping. That's just that's

484
00:30:02.640 --> 00:30:06.319
some hardcore sleep catchup right there. And that's also kind

485
00:30:06.319 --> 00:30:09.039
of a compliment. That means she feels safe there. Mm hmm,

486
00:30:09.160 --> 00:30:11.400
that's true, or that trade druged.

487
00:30:14.119 --> 00:30:19.079
No, it is gonna be quite entertaining though, because I

488
00:30:19.119 --> 00:30:22.359
have been known to be a somewhat violent sleeper. I

489
00:30:22.400 --> 00:30:25.440
thrash around everything else as as times going on, I

490
00:30:25.480 --> 00:30:27.359
have very much mellowed in my sleep.

491
00:30:27.720 --> 00:30:29.279
She, however, is a thrasher.

492
00:30:29.720 --> 00:30:32.599
So I suspect sooner or later I am going to get,

493
00:30:32.720 --> 00:30:37.319
you know, punched or kicked hard.

494
00:30:38.440 --> 00:30:41.519
Yeah, you will. Get's gonna happen. And here's the thing,

495
00:30:41.599 --> 00:30:45.519
even even if even if she's not typically at some

496
00:30:45.680 --> 00:30:49.559
point she will because I got kicked this morning by

497
00:30:49.559 --> 00:30:51.599
my wife and she's not typically a thrasher.

498
00:30:52.759 --> 00:30:54.119
Yes, she probably wouldn't sleep either.

499
00:30:54.720 --> 00:30:58.559
Yeah, you're right, I'm assuming she was to kick me.

500
00:31:00.319 --> 00:31:10.240
Oh no, I was having a running dream. Well, congratulations, Trey,

501
00:31:10.720 --> 00:31:13.559
you found yourself a napper. The good news is when

502
00:31:15.160 --> 00:31:18.319
if you don't become a napper yourself, that means when

503
00:31:18.359 --> 00:31:24.559
she's snapping, you can do anything you want. And that's

504
00:31:24.599 --> 00:31:25.200
where you went.

505
00:31:25.279 --> 00:31:26.440
Do you have some hints.

506
00:31:29.240 --> 00:31:32.000
Just whatever hobbies you're into that she's not, that's the

507
00:31:32.039 --> 00:31:37.440
time to do them. And if she's sleeping for four hours,

508
00:31:37.440 --> 00:31:41.599
that's a round of golf. Buddy yea for all things

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