Dec. 5, 2025

A Treehouse Extra (Our YouTube Exclusive Show Episode 1)-Scarred For Life

A Treehouse Extra (Our YouTube Exclusive Show Episode 1)-Scarred For Life
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In the premier episode of our new YouTube exclusive show, we do what we do best, STUPID! We talk about a Florida woman who drives the wrong way down the highway, a woman who uses her boyfriend's head as a target....for axe throwing, and a nudist camp who hates Elon Musk and SpaceX.

There are a lot of visuals for these, so check out the video if you want to see more.

https://youtu.be/8_IFoZNVjyI

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It is time to leave your worries outside and laugh

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with us inside the Treehouse. I'm Dan ol Maley along

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with Trey Trenholm and Raj Sharma. Welcome to our Treehouse

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YouTube exclusive. Thank you for joining us. People love true crime,

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but we're into a different version of it here inside

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the Treehouse. True crime but stupid. Example, a drunk driver

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claimed her husband was driving, but he wasn't even in

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the car.

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Was it Jesus? Was it Jesus? And he dipped the wheel?

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No surprise. This happened in Florida. A twenty four year

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old woman in Tampa got arrested after she count the

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infractions here, let's count how many laws she broke up

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to and including her claiming it was her husband that

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was driving, not her. Okay, twenty four year old woman

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in Tampa got arrested after she drove the wrong way

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on the interstate sideswiped a police car, and then claimed

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her husband was the one driving. But it was obvious

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that he wasn't driving because he wasn't even there.

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Oh, Florida Tuesdays, I.

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Mean that's at least three right there. This happened just

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after two thirty in the morning on Saturday, so not

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a Tuesday, but it wouldn't be surprising had it been.

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They released a bodycam footage and she was definitely out

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of it. She was doing sixty on the shoulder, going

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the wrong directions. Now I'm up to four different infractions here,

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and then she wouldn't pull over. That could be five

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if they decided to include resisting. Then she sideswiped the

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police car when it got in her way, which I

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hope to God she told the officer that's not my fault.

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You got in the.

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Way, And somehow I'm gonna guess she didn't stop when

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she sideswiped the officer.

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Probably not.

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Uh. After she sideswiped the car which got in her way,

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then a cop behind her did the pit maneuver and

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then they were able to box her in, so no tray.

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She did not stop after she sideswiped a cop car.

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It took another cop car to gently pull her over

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by doing a Pittman. Once she was out of the car,

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they asked if she realized she was going the wrong

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way on the interstate. On the interstate, and she said

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this interstate. That may be one of the most female responses.

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I've ever heard.

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And she hasn't even blamed her husband yet.

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But you have to give her credit. She's twenty four,

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is that what you said? I mean, for someone that

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young to be this creative, you got to you gotta

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give her credit.

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Oh, she's definitely a storyteller. When drinking. That's when she

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tried to claim it was her husband that was driving,

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and it almost seemed like she truly believed it, but

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they knew it wasn't true because she was the only

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person in the car. She eventually admitted she'd been drinking

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and said she had three full drinks. They breathalyzed her

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and she was more than twice the legal limit. She's

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now facing multiple charges. I counted at least five. What

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about you, guys?

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I counted six? Okay, six?

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All right.

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She's facing multiple charges for driving under the influence, aggravated

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fleeing to elude, and fleeing at a high speed, which

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makes you then wonder, is there a separate aggravated fleeing,

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Like if there's aggravated fleeing to elude, is there a

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different aggravated fleeing.

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Yes, I think that would be her I think that

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would be her husband.

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Like aggravated fleeing for funzies, I mean aggravated and fleeing.

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It's what her husband is going to be doing.

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He is packing up with a big old smise like

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thank you guys, this is the best day of my life.

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And then fleeing at a high speed versus fleeing at

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a low speed. I do think there needs to be

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a degree of those h charges, Like when it comes

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like we have different you know, levels of state jail

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felonies in Texas. Misdemeanors are different levels. Felonies at the

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federal level are different levels. You know, you've got a

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B and C and one, two and three. I feel

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like if you're fleeing at a low speed, that should

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be a lesser charge, whereas if you're fleeing at a

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high speed that should be, you know, an elevated charge.

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What if you're fleeing on cruise control, that's the b.

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That's right there in the middle with the feed up

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on the dash, just kicking it. That's that's fleeing in

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a low rider. Oh god. It really is a fascinating

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It really does. It makes you think it's just like,

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are the husband's not even there and she still tries

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to blame him for it.

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Yeah, I mean pretty smart for twenty four year olds.

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This generation I wouldn't think would be that quick witted

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under the influence.

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You do bring up a good point. This might be

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the smartest and stupidest gen z there is, because doing

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all these things in the first place bad and illegal. However,

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the things that she says afterwards, it's pretty great. If

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you're right, it is witty. Sorry, ma'am. Did you realize

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you were going the wrong way the interstate? Best when

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you realize you hit a cop car he got in

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my way?

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Yep.

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Also, I'm not driving, my husband did.

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They'd like to put blame on everything else except themselves.

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I've witnessed that.

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And that is the seventh charge. Refusal to accept accountability.

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Yes, oh, you'd never rest half the women in the country.

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Lucky number seven. Yeah, so true crime, but stupid. Example

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number two, Trey, I want to ask you to please

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keep your romantic revelations somewhat bridled as I work through

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this story. Okay, okay, a woman has been accused of

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hitting her boyfriend in the head with a hatchet while

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he was asleep. I know you're going to get aroused, Trey,

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because you love you a crazy woman, and I don't

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know if you've ever enjoyed the pleasures of a hatchet

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wielding crazy woman. That might be one notch in your

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bedpost you have not made yet, So just please hang

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in there while they work my way through this particular story.

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In Fargo, North Dakota, a woman has been charged with

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attempted murder after allegedly hitting her boyfriend with a hatchet

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while he was asleep. Court documents detail the events on

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September fifth that led to Lena Dia Lavera's arrest. It's

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a very exotic sounding name, Lena, According to documents, Uh

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was arrested after a man claimed he had been assaulted

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with a weapon. When they arrived on scene, the victim

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told officers he was alone and had been attacked without warning.

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He was then taken to the emergency room for treatment.

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Police later talked to another man who was at the scene,

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who said the victim had been attacked by his girlfriend,

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identified as Lena Dio Lavera. He told police that when

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he woke up to the screaming, he saw her swing

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down with a hatchet, and according to court documents, the

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man said he couldn't see what she hit, but heard

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a sound like splitting wood. The man told police he

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suspected Lina Dia Lavera was out of it, but came

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too after hearing the click from the couch his foot

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rest and seeing the blood. He said, she then fled

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the scene the click of the foot rest.

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Because it was in recline.

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I gotta get up. Just imagine you're being an attacked

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by your crazy girlfriend with an axe and you're stuck

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like a turtle on its back because you're stuck in

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the reclined position, and in order to make the escape,

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you've got to get back up to normal seated.

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Now this would be a case to blame your husband.

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Why just go oh no, it wouldn't me. My husband

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did it. He ran off.

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I don't know what happened.

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Officers located a blood trail coming from an attached garage

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where the man said he was staying along with the

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victim and Lena dear Levada. Two of the victim's fingers

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were missing or kind of hanging. According to that man,

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the victim had to have surgery on those fingers, and

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officers were shown photos of the man's head with a

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large slice in it and another photo showed deep lacerations

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to his fingers. She was arrested and very sexily named Morehead, Minnesota,

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on September seventh. She requested an attorney when officers attempted

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to interview, where no information or statement from her has

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been noted thus far. The other man on the scene

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at the time of the attack provided more details to

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investigators later. So there you have it, Trey. This is

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the beginnings of your romantic comedy story. So I married

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an ax murderer.

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Clearly he chose Chinese when she wanted pizza.

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Then earlier said that you haven't had this notch in

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your bed post.

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I'm like, well, you got an axe, you can.

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She'll do it for you right now. See, that's where

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you need to make sure in a relationship you're on

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the same page. He might be concerned with notches and

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head posts. She's concerned with notches and heads.

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She didn't hear the post part.

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Now, I you know, I'm actually I'm actually amazed I

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never have been attacked in my sleep, because, if I'm

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being honest, there's probably been some times I deserved it.

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Based on what you said. That means you've been attacked

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plenty while awake.

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A couple times, okay, but never with an axe. No, no,

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no weapons have ever really been involved.

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So, uh, the one that got away.

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And she's still running because there's a wards. It's amazing,

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Like Trey gets triggered watching America's Most Wanted because at

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least five at the top ten or his exes.

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Trey wants them back, and so does the FBI.

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So you actually think, Trey, that there were a couple

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of times that you probably deserve to be attacked in

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your sleep.

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I am sure in the prime of my drinking days

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that I most certainly said or did something that would

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at least have warranted a good punch.

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And you wake up and you're like, what happened? And

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then like they tell you, it's like, oh, I was drinking,

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So this makes sense.

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Where do you get an axe and why do you

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have one? What did you one for?

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Well, it's Minnesota, so chopping wood is okay. Yeah, axe

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has actually coming very handy for a number of uses

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around the home and in the off cheerless there's a

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zombie apocalypse.

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Or you're mad at your husband, or you just.

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Keep one under the bed, Like maybe maybe she watched

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Basic Instinct and saw what Sharon Stone what people thought

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she was doing with an ice pick, and felt inspired

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but wanted to wield her own classy weapon.

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She is the last of the Mohicans.

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H Even Trey knows to be wary dating someone who's

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the last of something.

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All right, And.

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Finally, example number three of true crime but stupid? Uh

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this is this is deaf. A headline that I have

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never expected I'd read Nudists declare war on SpaceX. Okay, finally,

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the rockets that look like Dix are going to cross

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swords with dicks. Space dot Com reported members of the

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American Association for Nude Recreation. Yes, that is a real group.

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We're among those protesting the Elon Musk owned company's proposed

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use of Kennedy's Space Center on the Sunshine States so

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called Space Coast. Among the many potential impacts associated with

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bringing SpaceX to Florida, including hearing, damage to local residents

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and flight delays across the state, is the repeat closure

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of Paylinda Beach, a remote location on the Canaveral National

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Seashore that's one of Florida's four sin public beaches where

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nudity is legal. Popular among the clothing optional set Pliolinda

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could be closed up to sixty times per year due

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to starship operations, and Deborah Sue Stevens, a former regional

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director for the nudist Organization's Western branch, says those closures

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will harm many members of her community. Meanwhile, Eric shut Off,

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the executive director of aa n R, which bills itself

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as the largest and longest established nudist organization in the

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United States, with foundations dating back to nineteen thirty one,

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added that Plyolinda closures might affect the non nude community

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as well. He explained, nudists may end up traveling to

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nearby Vlujia County, where clothing optional Apollo Beach, located further

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along the Canaveral shore, is also a popular one among

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those who like to sunbathe in their birthday suits. So

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should Plyland to be removed as an option, Shutoff warned,

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nudists may overtake Apollo and ended up going over the

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clothing option line, causing some decidedly fluoridian conflicts between them

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and their clothed counterparts. Shine the bat signal We've got trouble.

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So they're mad that the space center might might go

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to have things go to space.

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beach time taken from them, even though I'm pretty sure

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it's a safety concern because they're I guess they're worried

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about the rockets being too close to a clothing optional.

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Beach or any beach I mean, like any malfunctioned no

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wrong clothing or uh you know, or clothing optional whatever.

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But uh, yeah, that's as Uh.

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This is why these guys give interviews to newspapers like

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nobody's nobody's taking them on TV.

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Just have to put the black bars everywhere.

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No, if they did, if they did a video campaign,

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people would be decidedly on the spot the side.

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Of elon them.

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Yeah you see fatten boobs hanging down to knees now.

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Yeah, the nudist camp and the nudest beaches of reality

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are very different than the nudest beaches in your mind

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or on CINEMATX. That was also, by the way, that

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was a hard lesson to learn as as an adolescent

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on HBO free preview weekends when they would have real

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sex come on super late at night at like midnight

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or one am and you're like, yeah, okay, I'm twelve,

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thirteen years old. Real Sex is coming on. Yeah, And

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then they show one of the segments at some sort

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of a swinger's colony or a nudist camp, and the

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shock that these people are so wildly of shape and

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gross is stunning. When you're used to Skinemax level nudity,

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you assume that people that go to these places are

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nude all the time because they're hot, when in actuality,

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it's the opposite that is true.

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Yeah, that's why when you see that, like on Real Sex,

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when they were showing like the nudest resort and like

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I think it was Arizona.

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I think it was one of them. Like nobody was hard.

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No, not even close, No, And I loved Yeah. I

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looked on those episodes because I thought, Okay, clearly I'm

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not going to get out of this show that which

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I'm not going to get out of this show what

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I was hoping for, So let me at least watch

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this out of curiosity to see can I find just

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one attractive woman at this nudist colony on Real Sex

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And I think it may have come close to happening,

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maybe kind of sort of once.

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Yeah, that's when they when they show real sex on

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HBO halfway through, when you flip the channel back to

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Cinemax and they're like, welcome.

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Back, you had enough reel for the evening.

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How about the sex you've imagined?

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Come to Skinemax. No reel over here, And I, for

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one would like to send out some sincere appreciation to

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Cinemax for that ballance man, because after seeing caged heat

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on Cinemax versus real sex on HBO. For all things Treehouse,

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