Feb. 16, 2024
A Treehouse Special | Brad Williams Interview
We have an amazing interview with Brad Williams @bradwilliamscomic before his show @majestictheatredallas as we discuss his relationship with Raj and his favorite thing to do while on tour! This interview was originally going to be a segment, but it...
We have an amazing interview with Brad Williams @bradwilliamscomic before his show @majestictheatredallas as we discuss his relationship with Raj and his favorite thing to do while on tour! This interview was originally going to be a segment, but it was so long and so good, we're releasing it on it's own.
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Pretty cool. All right, let's
see can you hear Yeah, I can
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hear you very cool. Thanks for
thanks for doing this, man, we
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appreciate it. Yeah, buddy,
handsome fellow. So Raj claims to know
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you did he? Is he just
like a serious stalker or does he actually
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you know? Well, okay,
yeah, yeah, that's kind of what
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I thought. Rog and I have
been on the road quite a bit together.
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We've gone to numerous places, dangerous
places like Corpus Christi, Texas.
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Uh we yeah, We've been to
a few spots and yeah, so happy
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to uh hop on this thing with
you guys. Well been I've been to
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Rockport with Raj Antone Bell, so
I've seen some ship. Have you been?
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Have you been on the Chris Jericho
Rock and Wrestling Rager at Sea with
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Raj? Because that that is living
my friend, This would be this would
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be a convenient time for me to
say yes. But I got tossed overboard
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very early on. Dude. Yeah, that was a gig that Raj and
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I did that I love, which
I actually just got back from a few
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weeks ago. Yeah. Yeah,
it was an absolute trip. I actually
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got to do some stuff in the
ring this time. I got to give
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the Dudley Boys. That was really
cool. Yeah. So, yeah,
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I didn't think there's a I don't
think there's a forty year old man.
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I would think that jumping and having
my face landed someone's crotch would give me
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so much joy. But it did, I know, And I did it
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last I did it. I did
it last night on accident. So but
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you you did it on the fun
purpose. Yeah. But I was actually
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at the aw match last night and
saw all the boys afterwards. Yeah,
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so I saw Aubrey and the Guns
Satin them, all those guys came out
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and everybody said to say hello to
you when I talked to you today,
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Yeah, so, uh so.
Rag and I also watched a live show
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in Jacksonville. This was like the
first This was like the first show with
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an audience back after the pandemic.
But you gotta you got a backstory that
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because we left Salt Lake City to
go to Jacksonville next morning. The Tale
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of Two Cities. We went from
a place with alcohol to no alcohol to
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a place with all of the alcohol. That's what we did. Rag and
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I only go to the finest cities. We're not going Salt Lake City in
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Jacksonville, Florida. I mean,
if you have friends and relative visiting from
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out from out of this, from
out of the country, that's where you
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tell them to go. It's the
peak of culture. Now now that you're
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saying it, I'm like, I
don't think he liked me, ever,
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why what would he take me?
Take the only brown guy? And we
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were neighbors and we go to Salt
Lake to Jacksonville. Yep, yep that's
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where we Yeah, in salt in
Salt Lake City, they tried to pray
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the brown off of him. Uh. I gave that up decades ago.
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Yeah. They were just like,
well, maybe if we send them away
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to one of our camps, we
can pray the brown off of them.
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Oh my god. And then and
then they and then they go from that
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to uh to uh Jacksonville where there
in all the hotels. Yeah, they're
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like what are you And he's like, boss, that's what I am.
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Up a tail, that's what I
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
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yeah, they yeah, they thought
he was a luchador. To be honest,
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They're like, what's that brown mask? That's good minutes trying to peel
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off They just he doesn't work.
Now, Now, if you're listening in
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the lovely city of Jacksonville. I
will be there in three weeks, so
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now you have to take me.
Yeah yeah, yeah, Well I feel
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like now we all just need to
take a road trip. And I feel
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like that kind of road trip would
be one that even Guy Fieri from Diners,
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Drive Ins and Dives be like,
Man, I don't really want I
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will say this and I can attest
to this is anytime you're with Brad,
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something magical happens. We were just
walking I'm not even making this up.
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We're walking to the club in Indianapolis
and we're just just walking past this building
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and the security comes out and they're
like, we we love you. And
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it was Rocky p Tale. Uh. It was his cigar club or whatever,
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and they kept it. Literally we
finished the show and they kept it
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open for him. Yeah, go
upstairs and so we can shop and get
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our own cigars which were free,
uh, and then go upstairs and partake
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it. Have one of the best
pictures I think I've ever taken a brat
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and it was just the most gangster
thing. I'm like, keep happening.
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And then anywhere you go with this
guy, something happens. Somebody knows him.
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Somebody recognizes that, somebody's got a
story about him. Addison, Uh
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improblems where I think the first show
we did together. Yeah uh, and
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now you're at the Majestic. Yeah, look at that, dude. That's
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wild. Shows. We sold the
first one, so we added a second
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one. Well they're both sold out, just so you know they're both.
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Don't tell him that he doesn't need
to be here. I don't need to
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be here. I can go back
and actually see what my wife and child
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look like to this whole Celerity interview
thing. Hey, oh my god,
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she's actually she's actually attractive. How
did I do that? Yeah, but
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it's it's quite the it's quite the
step up from I mean, you don't
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get me wrong. I love the
Edison m Prov. Always will love the
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Edison m Prov. Yeah, and
hey, they're one of the first comedy
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clubs to put my photo on the
side. Yeah there there. There's a
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lot of clubs that don't do that. They're they're really obsessed with dead comedians.
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They says the man with the picture
of Robin Williams behind. I can
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see why. Yeah, I do
love that. The vast majority of comedy
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clubs, when they hang like posters
of comedians on the walls. It's of
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comedians that either A will never have
never been to that club or B will
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never go to that club. It's
like here at the Dayton Funny Bone,
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you could see posters of Kevin Hart
Williams. They like, they're not they're
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not showing up. I always that
actually makes sense because I always wondered about
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that with restaurants. You go into
a restaurant has all these famous people up
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there, It's like, did they
really actually come in here? Or are
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you just putting up photos of people
that you like? And now I guess
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that's a comedy club thing. Yeah, it is quite interesting when you go
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to a diner that that's in you
know, uh ol Paso, Texas and
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the like, here's Warren Batty shot
and it's signed by Warren Baby. And
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then also, you know, here's
Robert Dowdy Junior's headshot. You're just like
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all these people this little diner.
You know, I would love Texas.
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I would love if the Warren Baby
hedgehot was signed by Ned Baby. I
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mean it's Ned Baty. I believe
it's signed. It's signed by a guy
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that pronounced it baby meaty. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's that so
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well. Yeah. The other downside
though, like if you go into some
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comedy clubs and you see all the
pictures on the wall, depending on who
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they have up there, it you
know, it's it's a memorial for some
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and and if you're still alive,
I'd be worried if my face went up
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on the wall, thinking like,
oh God, does that mean I'm next?
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Is this just a countdown wall?
Yeah? There is. There are
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a few clubs like that that like
they have they have, they have it
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all, and it's almost like they
can't wait for a famous comedian to die
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just so they could be like,
oh, another photo for the wall.
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We've got this blank space right here, and I don't know, man,
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who who's it gonna be? You
know. Meanwhile, that diner in El
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Paso is just waiting for Warren Baty
so they can just like dimly light a
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booth and say RNP Warren. Yeah, it's kind of it's kind of crazy,
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how much like but and but we're
all kind of guilty of it.
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You know. I'm a bunch of
us in the comedy world. Some celebrity
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dies and we're and we're just holding
through our photos like have I met that
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person quick? I need to attach
myself to this. Yes, I have
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to say why this person's like okay, but I mean but you have but
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okay, But to be honest,
like you have moments that nobody else has,
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Like you've been on stage with uh
Backstreet Boys, uh singing I want
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it that way? Am I correct? I know I was not. I
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was not on stage with the Battery
Boys. I was on stage with Sync.
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Yeah, sing singing, singing the
Battery It is kind of like next
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level. Yeah. I'm also standing
ovation at the when when Pete's was still
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across from the improv in Addison,
you did go up and sing I want
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it that way. Hey man,
that's my jam everyone. Here's here's my
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vice. Like, I've got a
four year old daughter and I've got to
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give her the best advice possible and
prepare her for this world. And one
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of the main things I'm gonna have, the main thing we're gonna say to
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her is have a go to karaoke
song. This is vitally important. This
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is this is very important that when
you walk in they say what are you
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singing? You have an answer And
for me, it's always Backstreet Boys.
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I want it that way. That's
my jam. It works. It's a
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toe tapper. Yeah. You think
you don't know the song. You know
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the song. You think you're like, man, I don't listen to that.
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I listened to Allman Brothers. But
then as soon as those first few
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bars come in, you're like you
Yeah, you're dancing, you're singing,
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you're frosting your tips. That's probably
That's probably what happened to j. J.
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Watt before the super Bowl. That's
why he was right. He was
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wronging at a little BSB Pandora and
hear that and he's like, you know
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what, I got an idea?
Yeah, he asked his lovely wife.
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He's like, I'm going to frost
him and spike him, but not all
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in one direction. No, they're
gonna be going off all over the place,
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no directions. And then and then
his wife was like, how much
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the CBS paying you? Sure?
Yeah, you're right. Do whatever you
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want to do with that hair,
baby, go do that what Go to
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Vegas, do karaoke sings and sinking
Backstreet boys, get get hamber drunk,
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wake up with frosted tips, go
in every direction and then jump on TV.
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You're JJ Watt what can what can
I do to you that that that
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will make you less desirable to those
hoos out there? I know what to
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do. So Brad you mentioned you
mentioned, like, you know, having
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the photo up with the wall and
things and starting at the Improv and now
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you're selling out the Majestic. Uh, you know two shows? What are
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those like initial benchmarks where you maybe
pinch yourself and say, Okay, I
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think I'm actually doing pretty good in
this stand up comedy thing. Is it
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the photo on the wall? First
one was from that guy? Uh?
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For the the first one ever that
I thought, wow, I think I'm
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really doing this is I was in
San Francisco, Mill Valley, California,
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and I did a show at this
small theater called the throck Morton Theater.
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And that's where Robin Williams used to
live in Mill Valley. And uh,
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there was a rumor that he was
going to be at the show that night.
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But there's rumors about stuff all the
time, so I don't really take
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it as serious. And then I
get off, I do my set,
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I get off stage, Robin bursts
into the green room and I'm just like,
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holy shit, and he and he's
coming right for me. He's just
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running right out to me. And
he just runs up to me and goes,
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oh my god, mister Williams,
you're like Prozac with a and I'm
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just like, hey, that's funny, and then be all right, that's
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the compliment for the rest of my
life. That is, me and a
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friend of mine have this thing that
we're talking about where we talk about like
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there's moments in life that they they
you want to rewrite the first line of
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your obituary, like whatever your obituary
is, there's moments in life that all
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of a sudden that first line changes. And that night Robin changed the first
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line because yeah, because from then
on out, you can say that whenever
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I go, Robin Williams called him
Prozac with a head, and then I'm
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good. And how long ago was
that? That was three weeks ago.
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Robin's been underground. Fame was too
much for Robin. And apparently your career,
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your career trajectory's just weird. Yeah, yeah, yeah, no,
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that was geez, that was about
twelve years ago. Well, I'll give
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you, I'll give you a little
bit of credit for this. And I
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haven't made this announcement because I didn't
I wasn't allowed to till yesterday when we
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went to Wise Guys and st Yeah. And the next day or that night,
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the owner came up and was like, hey, we need to give
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him a special oh for dry bar. Yes, yeah, so I got
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it. You got the dry bar
I did. Congratulations. I haven't told
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any of these guys at all.
I wasn't. I wasn't. I wasn't
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able to announce it until yesterday,
and I was like, I'm traveling on
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the road. I'm going to San
Antonio. I was supposed to have shoulder
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surgery or it was going to open
for you. They wanted to give me
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stem cell surgery stem cell shots instead
of shoulder surgery. And I already told
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you. I was like, I
can't open. And I wasn't going to
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call back and go, well,
no I can. That's a that's a
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dick move. You don't do that. As a comic. You don't do
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that. You get it, you
don't decline. And then yesterday they're like,
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hey, just let you know.
Everybody's signed off. And so March
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twenty second, Uh, it's sat
Lake City. I'll be yeah, that's
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all because he took me to Salt
Lake City. Yeah, so uh yeah,
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thank you so much for congratulations.
You've earned it. This is not
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like all I did was put you
in a place where where someone can see
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how good that you are. Yeah, I didn't. I didn't write the
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damn jokes, so so I just
got a little missy so sorry. That's
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awesome, man, congratulations and you
you you. We went to lunch the
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next day and you're like, hey, so uh the owner wanted to put
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you on the dry Bar special and
I was like, he hasn't called anybody,
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and then I get the call a
couple of weeks ago and I film
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it. That's awesome because I mean, you, your co hosts probably know
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this, but I don't know what
the fans do. Last year you almost
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died, which would have really sucked
because your name, your face wasn't even
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on the wall yet. And this
year December nineteenth, I got in a
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car accident. That's why I couldn't. I was going to open for you
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with the Majestic Baby Ball. Who's
amazing, and you've given so many people
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so many opportunities, and it's it's
so great to see what you do because
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you are just that wonderful of a
human. December nineteenth, they got a
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car accident, and so they were
going to do shoulder surgery this week.
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Now they've changed the stem cell,
and so I didn't want to call you
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back and go to the show.
Now. It just made me seem like,
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well, you know, my shoulders
more important. I'm like, you
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guys, go do the Majestic.
And then I got the call and I
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was like, I can't wait for
me to tell you. That's so good.
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It was because of you, man, I wouldn't been I wouldn't have
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been in that club. That's I
get more joy from stuff like that than
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like like when you get stuff when
JB Ball gets stuff that because to me,
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it's like a coaching tree. It's
like this is like this is like
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the Belichick. Yeah, coaching tree. And and thankfully, you guys are
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way better than Matt Patricia. That
didn't go well. You know that right
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there, that that little quote you
just said, I'm gonna snick down on
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a flyer somewhere about our show,
you know, attributing Brad Williams. You
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guys are better than Matt Patricia,
better than Matt Patricia. That's so that's
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so awesome, man. I love
that because I mean because every comic has
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had those milestones in their career,
and a lot of comics, dare say
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all of them have that person or
those people that helped him out, that
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gave him the spots and that put
them put him in front of the right
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people, or gave him the right
Yeah. You also you also have to
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take credit for this. You didn't
make me look like a drug dealer when
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we went to Jacksonville because we're going
because we did Salt Lake say the whole
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week and is Brad your your people
when they buy merch they spend cash.
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Yes, And apparently when you go
well not apparently, when you go through
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security, you have to take all
the cash out of your pocket. You
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can't put it in the bin.
You have to hold it in your hand.
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And I it's the most money I'd
made. And he knows this because
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I texted it, because he was
he gets first class. I'm still coach,
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so I'm still on a watch list. Yeah, but do be fair.
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You had to your pockets because you're
brown going through the airport, and
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he was. And the best part
was he was in front of me and
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they're like, uh, this Williams
coming through. I'm like, and I
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walked behind him. He goes,
not you, and I'm standing here.
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This is where everybody has been magically
uh presearched, Like, but I'm holding
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four thousand dollars yeah, in in
in cash at them. I'm walking by
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and the t s. A guy
goes, what do you do? I
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go, I'm a standup comic and
he looks at the money, goes yeah
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right, yeah. I was like, just went through. Yeah. Guy
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was looking at was liked, dude, you're supposed to put that in your
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ass? What are you doing?
Who didn't give him a balloon? Has
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no one told this guy how how
we do the newest the newest drug meal?
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Exactly. I've always said sometimes the
best place to hide is right out
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in the open. Well, I
mean when you you travel with him,
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Yeah, it's It's one of the
best things in the world because people are
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like, there's no way you two
guys are together. Well, that's the
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thing. It doesn't matter who like
my current opening act, JB. Ball.
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He's great comic, he's a He's
a six foot three black guy,
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and so when we want, one
of our favorite things to do after shows
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is to go to waffle house and
just eat eat waffle house and people watch
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because there's a there's a lot of
things that walk through that door at waffle
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house, and a full and a
full set of chromosomes is not one.
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Can we can we talk about the
the applause break that you do get on
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the light when you put your own
bag in the overhead bin. Yeah,
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we'll get there. No, No, I'm not even making I'm not making
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it up. Tell them. Yeah. So like, but what what what
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I'm saying is is like me and
j B go out to the waffle house
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and we're laughing, we're people watching, we're laughing at other people, and
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then we stop and go. As
much as we're laughing at other people,
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there's other people that are looking at
us. Going. A six or three
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black guy and a midget just walk
in the door together. What weird gay
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porn site coming from? So tender
works, get yourself a nice little partner.
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But what Roger is talking about is, yeah, my applause doesn't come
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after the first joke. It comes. It comes when I It is the
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moment. It comes when I fly. I put that bag up in the
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overhead storage bin because I don't like
getting help. Uh so I just throw
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down the arm rest, I hop
on. You know, it's like one
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motion, like I got it,
got this. This is like this is
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like dwarf calisthtics. Is that he
just reached down and chuck the bag the
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bag so sorry, I got my
camera on like follow me mode. So
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this is really actually cool. It
works, It works out really well.
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So so so so the entire plane
then is it? Is it pity applause?
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Or they first class ship? What
did we just see? Like,
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I like, I know Southwest flat
attendance sometimes make up wraps, but now
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we got dwarves chucking bags up in
the top. Bro, Like this is
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this is a new level. American
Airlines has stepped their game up. Yeah,
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I mean it is the first class
applause break because I have I told
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you again, I'm in coach,
so I have to follow him and watch
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him do that. Get the applause
break. Then I'm the opening act that
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go and sit back and go.
I'll take the three dollars peanuts. It's
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great, first class. I'll let
you do anything. It's wonderful. Ra
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doesn't even know this, but I
I've I've flown the plane he's on before.
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They literally like they yeah, they're
they're I mean, because let's be
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honest, when I when I'm in
first class, everyone thinks I'm a everyone
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thinks I'm a make a wish kid. Anyway, They're just like, do
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you want to fly the plane?
I'm like, yes, I do.
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You know, I got a thread
in the back. And then look at
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Brown and go he's not going in
the coffee. That one doesn't, that
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one doesn't go past this line.
That one doesn't. I do think though.
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I do think though that on Spirit
Airlines, if you pay enough,
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they may actually let you fly the
plane. Yeah. Well, let's be
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honest. Raj from Texas, so
when he gets on a flight, it's
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like brown guy with like a big
Texas flag hat, and everyone's like you're
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trying to look like like you're you're
trying too hard, dude, like trying
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to blend in. More like Raj
dresses on flights like give me a e
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se. No. I can absolutely
see it because Raj will walk on the
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plane. He's got his Columbia PFG
fishing gear with the American flag or the
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Texas flag on it. And I'm
with you, absolutely, ra There's no
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way I would be sitting in that
plane thing. I'm not buying that.
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That guy, he's trying way too
hard. And the last and the last
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time I flew with Brad, I
was wearing Daisy Dukes and that was a
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terrible idea. I mean, my
ass looked cut, But you don't wear
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that the Salt Lake away. It's
sort of like it's instead of dressing for
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the job you want, you dress
for the city you're in. Okay,
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So maybe I don't know if this
is like a bit I'm working on,
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but it's certainly so Like I've noticed
that whatever city I land in, whenever
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I get off the plane, I
will immediately see someone that looks like that
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city. It happens every time.
So like when you fly to Los Angeles,
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like right when you get off the
plane, you'll see a twenty two
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year old influencer with like wearing bunny
ears and like they've they have got fur
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coming out of various parts of clothing, like it's it's horrible. And then
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and then you like fly to Jacksonville
and as soon as you get off the
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flight, you see Jacksonville like right
away. And so I imagine when I'm
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in Dallas and I and I and
I and I and I get off the
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flight, I'm just gonna see somebody
with a belt buckle that looks like a
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WWE champion. That's gonna happen.
You know, as much as much as
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I want to dispel that stereotype that
people from Texas or Dallas are all cowboys
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or or you know, own ranches
and horses, you're not wrong because every
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single time I've been at an airport, whether it was love Field or DFW,
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there is always that one fucking guy
with the with the belt buckle in
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the hat so and you look at
him and you're like, like, I'm
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in sweatpants and a hoodie because it's
comfortable. There's no way a twelve gallon
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hat and that belt is like no, this is this is great, this
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is okay. But I mean,
if if I were to, and now
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I'm going to, because you've sold
out your shows as an adjusted killing him,
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that no second show still has I
think it has like eight seats,
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it's got a handful. Yeah,
whatever, I'm gonna send you the ten
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gallon hat and the belt buckle as
a thank you, as a thank you
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for the special because I mean,
I wouldn't get it if it wasn't for
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you. But you have to wear
it. At some point, you guys
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talk amongst yourselves for like thirty seconds. Thirty seconds, right, this is
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going to be a thing of beauty. Whatever it is he's going to come
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out with. Robin Williams just popped
up. If he if he comes out
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with a ten gallon hat, I
don't know what we'll do. I hear
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a little bit of talking back,
and he's probably asking his wife, Hey,
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hey, where's my and then whatever
he's looking for. I don't know
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what you think goes out, but
oh, look a little herb. It's
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dog half dig and that's when you
drop the mic and you want I'm ready
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for Texas. Wow. Look,
I don't even know why you own this,
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honestly, because my my wife doesn't
like sports. She likes two sports.
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Okay, she likes two sports only. So you're like, oh,
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like football, baseball, basketball,
hockey, one of the Nope. My
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wife likes strong men competitions, yes, and rodeo. She loves PBR.
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She loves Pro Bowl riding, So
so I go to Pro Bowl Riding with
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her, and I gotta I gotta
look the part myself. One of these.
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Wow, that was my first job
ever, was the mesquite rodeo.
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Oh the mesquite rodeo. What did
you do in the rodeo? Don't say
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now, now put the brown pat
Let's see what happens to them, Let's
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see what they killed. They they're
attracted to red. Uh No, I
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was a concession stand guy, but
that was my first job. So the
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fact that you actually went to like
PBR stuff is wild. Well, the
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best part about your your wife liking
an obscure regional sport and that region is
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not Southern California is that when they
do come to Southern California, Like if
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she liked it and we lived in
Texas or something like that, we couldn't
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get tickets because it's it's gangbusters there, But in Southern California, like front
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row seats are still just twelve bucks. I'm like, let's go. And
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I got asked, did the did
the I saw some I saw some pictures
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which were, uh, the Chargers
I think tried to convert you or was
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it the Rams? Oh no,
the Chargers try to convert me. I'm
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a I'm a lifelong die hard Broncos
fan and Chargers, Uh, well,
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they they gave they wind and dined
you. They wind and dined me and
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get the field field level sweet and
uh and I'm like, I will take
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your I will take your free chicken
wings and uh, I will leave.
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And that's what he's not lying.
Yeah, well, it looks like a
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full sized chicken with me. It
looks like one of those turkey legs you
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get in the Renaissance Mare when I'm
chicken wing, you know, especially they
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wind And so did you? Did
you? Did you? Car Ball?
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No? Your team's your team.
I'm I'm sick and disgusted because I got
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to watch the damn Chiefs hoist another
Super Bowl trophy as a as a Broncos
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fan, and when and when it
happens if you watch the game as if
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that wasn't painful enough for that game, you had John Elway bringing them the
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trophy, I know, Oh god, I can't even I can't fathom that
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level of nausea because as a Cowboys
fan, the comparison would be Staubach or
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Aikman taking the trophy to you know, the Eagles quarterback. Could you imagine
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if the freaking Commanders are the football
team or the this this regional I don't
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know what they're called, but like
if and then you got you got Roger
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Staubach Captain America coming out like,
here you go, Dan Snyder, like,
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you know what, I would actually
say this if it was Aikman.
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I think Akman would be very professional
about it, and it would make me
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want to throw up, but he
would do it. I hold out a
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little bit of hope that if Stabach
did it, he might actually shove that
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trophy right up Snyders and regain the
title of Captain America. Yeah. The
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the only Yeah, the fact that
the Chiefs won that game. Elway brings
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them the trophy and it's in the
Raiders home stadium. So that's why I
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had to ask. That's why I
had to ask, because I know they
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were wooing you, and then it's
Vegas and we've worked together in Vegas,
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and then Elway brings out the trophy
and you have to watch. I mean,
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I don't. I don't enjoy cuckold
porn. I kind of get it,
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kind of get it now. I
would like to point out that this,
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interestingly enough, is the second cuck
punchline we've had in the Treehouse's previously
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unmentioned, but twice more finding things
out about Trey obviously heard the show tray.
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Do you like to watch? Are
you taking volunteers? Brad? Have
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you heard of a dandough? Shut
up? Shut up? Trey. Trey
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got come so hard that he's single. I don't know what that is.
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All I know is I'm not typing
it into porn hub. That's definitely to
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send you. Send you a dando, buddy. I'm Brad. I'm gonna
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let you go on because I know
you're a busy man. You want to
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go see what your wife and and
kid look like. And you're taking the
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time. Man. You look great
in the hat and have a great time
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when you're in Dallas and uh and
uh yeah, just for the record,
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uh, ra love you, buddy, Congrats, congrats you've earned it.
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And again I haven't been able to
announce it until yesterday. But if it
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wasn't for you, my brother,
uh in a random a random a random
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chance of the laugh factory to sit
and talk with you led to all of
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this. Uh yeah, let's be
honest. I'm with my wife because she's
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a great cook, and I'm friends
with Raj because he knows where to get
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the best damn chicken ticker solid in
the city. And I'm gonna have it
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again. I'm gonna have it in
Dallas. I will, I will.
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I will send you food if you
if you need, shout out the place.
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What's the name of the place?
Agree? Agree? Now, are
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white people allowed in there? Yeah? I mean yes. I mean if
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you walked in uh without me,
you'd be okay. When you're ordering the
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food there, you have you have
to say, like we're like what level
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of spies? Yeah, like white
Always I will say white guys, that's
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so so so I always go white
friend, brown friend. So you know,
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I don't know if you know this. With every city we've gone to,
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when I order food, I go
white friend, brown friend, and
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they make our food different. But
my brother, if it wasn't for you,
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I wouldn't wise guys and and dry
bar would have never given me the
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special. I wouldn't have never I
wouldn't have been in the buildings. So
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my brother, thank you so much
from the bottom of my heart. I
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love you all. Thanks for having
me on the show. And yeah,
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I'll see you. Thank you.
We appreciate it. Bud. All right,
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I guess we should actually hit that
uh that bumper to come back from
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break. Now you're in the visit
us online a treehouse on air. Dot com
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Pretty cool. All right, let's
see can you hear Yeah, I can
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hear you very cool. Thanks for
thanks for doing this, man, we
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appreciate it. Yeah, buddy,
handsome fellow. So Raj claims to know
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you did he? Is he just
like a serious stalker or does he actually
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you know? Well, okay,
yeah, yeah, that's kind of what
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I thought. Rog and I have
been on the road quite a bit together.
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We've gone to numerous places, dangerous
places like Corpus Christi, Texas.
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Uh we yeah, We've been to
a few spots and yeah, so happy
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to uh hop on this thing with
you guys. Well been I've been to
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Rockport with Raj Antone Bell, so
I've seen some ship. Have you been?
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Have you been on the Chris Jericho
Rock and Wrestling Rager at Sea with
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Raj? Because that that is living
my friend, This would be this would
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be a convenient time for me to
say yes. But I got tossed overboard
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very early on. Dude. Yeah, that was a gig that Raj and
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I did that I love, which
I actually just got back from a few
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weeks ago. Yeah. Yeah,
it was an absolute trip. I actually
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got to do some stuff in the
ring this time. I got to give
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the Dudley Boys. That was really
cool. Yeah. So, yeah,
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I didn't think there's a I don't
think there's a forty year old man.
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I would think that jumping and having
my face landed someone's crotch would give me
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so much joy. But it did, I know, And I did it
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last I did it. I did
it last night on accident. So but
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you you did it on the fun
purpose. Yeah. But I was actually
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at the aw match last night and
saw all the boys afterwards. Yeah,
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so I saw Aubrey and the Guns
Satin them, all those guys came out
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and everybody said to say hello to
you when I talked to you today,
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Yeah, so, uh so.
Rag and I also watched a live show
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in Jacksonville. This was like the
first This was like the first show with
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an audience back after the pandemic.
But you gotta you got a backstory that
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because we left Salt Lake City to
go to Jacksonville next morning. The Tale
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of Two Cities. We went from
a place with alcohol to no alcohol to
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a place with all of the alcohol. That's what we did. Rag and
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I only go to the finest cities. We're not going Salt Lake City in
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Jacksonville, Florida. I mean,
if you have friends and relative visiting from
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out from out of this, from
out of the country, that's where you
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tell them to go. It's the
peak of culture. Now now that you're
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saying it, I'm like, I
don't think he liked me, ever,
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why what would he take me?
Take the only brown guy? And we
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were neighbors and we go to Salt
Lake to Jacksonville. Yep, yep that's
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where we Yeah, in salt in
Salt Lake City, they tried to pray
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the brown off of him. Uh. I gave that up decades ago.
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Yeah. They were just like,
well, maybe if we send them away
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to one of our camps, we
can pray the brown off of them.
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Oh my god. And then and
then they and then they go from that
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to uh to uh Jacksonville where there
in all the hotels. Yeah, they're
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like what are you And he's like, boss, that's what I am.
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Up a tail, that's what I
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
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yeah, they yeah, they thought
he was a luchador. To be honest,
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They're like, what's that brown mask? That's good minutes trying to peel
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off They just he doesn't work.
Now, Now, if you're listening in
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the lovely city of Jacksonville. I
will be there in three weeks, so
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now you have to take me.
Yeah yeah, yeah, Well I feel
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like now we all just need to
take a road trip. And I feel
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like that kind of road trip would
be one that even Guy Fieri from Diners,
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Drive Ins and Dives be like,
Man, I don't really want I
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will say this and I can attest
to this is anytime you're with Brad,
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something magical happens. We were just
walking I'm not even making this up.
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We're walking to the club in Indianapolis
and we're just just walking past this building
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and the security comes out and they're
like, we we love you. And
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it was Rocky p Tale. Uh. It was his cigar club or whatever,
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and they kept it. Literally we
finished the show and they kept it
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open for him. Yeah, go
upstairs and so we can shop and get
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our own cigars which were free,
uh, and then go upstairs and partake
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it. Have one of the best
pictures I think I've ever taken a brat
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and it was just the most gangster
thing. I'm like, keep happening.
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And then anywhere you go with this
guy, something happens. Somebody knows him.
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Somebody recognizes that, somebody's got a
story about him. Addison, Uh
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improblems where I think the first show
we did together. Yeah uh, and
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now you're at the Majestic. Yeah, look at that, dude. That's
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wild. Shows. We sold the
first one, so we added a second
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one. Well they're both sold out, just so you know they're both.
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Don't tell him that he doesn't need
to be here. I don't need to
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be here. I can go back
and actually see what my wife and child
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look like to this whole Celerity interview
thing. Hey, oh my god,
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she's actually she's actually attractive. How
did I do that? Yeah, but
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it's it's quite the it's quite the
step up from I mean, you don't
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get me wrong. I love the
Edison m Prov. Always will love the
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Edison m Prov. Yeah, and
hey, they're one of the first comedy
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clubs to put my photo on the
side. Yeah there there. There's a
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lot of clubs that don't do that. They're they're really obsessed with dead comedians.
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They says the man with the picture
of Robin Williams behind. I can
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see why. Yeah, I do
love that. The vast majority of comedy
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clubs, when they hang like posters
of comedians on the walls. It's of
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comedians that either A will never have
never been to that club or B will
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never go to that club. It's
like here at the Dayton Funny Bone,
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you could see posters of Kevin Hart
Williams. They like, they're not they're
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not showing up. I always that
actually makes sense because I always wondered about
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that with restaurants. You go into
a restaurant has all these famous people up
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there, It's like, did they
really actually come in here? Or are
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you just putting up photos of people
that you like? And now I guess
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that's a comedy club thing. Yeah, it is quite interesting when you go
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to a diner that that's in you
know, uh ol Paso, Texas and
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the like, here's Warren Batty shot
and it's signed by Warren Baby. And
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then also, you know, here's
Robert Dowdy Junior's headshot. You're just like
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all these people this little diner.
You know, I would love Texas.
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I would love if the Warren Baby
hedgehot was signed by Ned Baby. I
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mean it's Ned Baty. I believe
it's signed. It's signed by a guy
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that pronounced it baby meaty. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's that so
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well. Yeah. The other downside
though, like if you go into some
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comedy clubs and you see all the
pictures on the wall, depending on who
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they have up there, it you
know, it's it's a memorial for some
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and and if you're still alive,
I'd be worried if my face went up
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on the wall, thinking like,
oh God, does that mean I'm next?
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Is this just a countdown wall?
Yeah? There is. There are
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a few clubs like that that like
they have they have, they have it
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all, and it's almost like they
can't wait for a famous comedian to die
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just so they could be like,
oh, another photo for the wall.
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We've got this blank space right here, and I don't know, man,
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who who's it gonna be? You
know. Meanwhile, that diner in El
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Paso is just waiting for Warren Baty
so they can just like dimly light a
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booth and say RNP Warren. Yeah, it's kind of it's kind of crazy,
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how much like but and but we're
all kind of guilty of it.
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You know. I'm a bunch of
us in the comedy world. Some celebrity
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dies and we're and we're just holding
through our photos like have I met that
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person quick? I need to attach
myself to this. Yes, I have
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to say why this person's like okay, but I mean but you have but
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okay, But to be honest,
like you have moments that nobody else has,
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Like you've been on stage with uh
Backstreet Boys, uh singing I want
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it that way? Am I correct? I know I was not. I
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was not on stage with the Battery
Boys. I was on stage with Sync.
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Yeah, sing singing, singing the
Battery It is kind of like next
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level. Yeah. I'm also standing
ovation at the when when Pete's was still
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across from the improv in Addison,
you did go up and sing I want
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it that way. Hey man,
that's my jam everyone. Here's here's my
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vice. Like, I've got a
four year old daughter and I've got to
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give her the best advice possible and
prepare her for this world. And one
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of the main things I'm gonna have, the main thing we're gonna say to
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her is have a go to karaoke
song. This is vitally important. This
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is this is very important that when
you walk in they say what are you
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singing? You have an answer And
for me, it's always Backstreet Boys.
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I want it that way. That's
my jam. It works. It's a
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toe tapper. Yeah. You think
you don't know the song. You know
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the song. You think you're like, man, I don't listen to that.
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I listened to Allman Brothers. But
then as soon as those first few
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bars come in, you're like you
Yeah, you're dancing, you're singing,
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you're frosting your tips. That's probably
That's probably what happened to j. J.
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Watt before the super Bowl. That's
why he was right. He was
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wronging at a little BSB Pandora and
hear that and he's like, you know
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what, I got an idea?
Yeah, he asked his lovely wife.
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He's like, I'm going to frost
him and spike him, but not all
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in one direction. No, they're
gonna be going off all over the place,
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no directions. And then and then
his wife was like, how much
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the CBS paying you? Sure?
Yeah, you're right. Do whatever you
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want to do with that hair,
baby, go do that what Go to
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Vegas, do karaoke sings and sinking
Backstreet boys, get get hamber drunk,
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wake up with frosted tips, go
in every direction and then jump on TV.
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You're JJ Watt what can what can
I do to you that that that
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will make you less desirable to those
hoos out there? I know what to
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do. So Brad you mentioned you
mentioned, like, you know, having
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the photo up with the wall and
things and starting at the Improv and now
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you're selling out the Majestic. Uh, you know two shows? What are
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those like initial benchmarks where you maybe
pinch yourself and say, Okay, I
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think I'm actually doing pretty good in
this stand up comedy thing. Is it
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the photo on the wall? First
one was from that guy? Uh?
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For the the first one ever that
I thought, wow, I think I'm
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really doing this is I was in
San Francisco, Mill Valley, California,
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and I did a show at this
small theater called the throck Morton Theater.
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And that's where Robin Williams used to
live in Mill Valley. And uh,
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there was a rumor that he was
going to be at the show that night.
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But there's rumors about stuff all the
time, so I don't really take
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it as serious. And then I
get off, I do my set,
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I get off stage, Robin bursts
into the green room and I'm just like,
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holy shit, and he and he's
coming right for me. He's just
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running right out to me. And
he just runs up to me and goes,
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oh my god, mister Williams,
you're like Prozac with a and I'm
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just like, hey, that's funny, and then be all right, that's
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the compliment for the rest of my
life. That is, me and a
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friend of mine have this thing that
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there's moments in life that they they
you want to rewrite the first line of
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your obituary, like whatever your obituary
is, there's moments in life that all
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of a sudden that first line changes. And that night Robin changed the first
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line because yeah, because from then
on out, you can say that whenever
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I go, Robin Williams called him
Prozac with a head, and then I'm
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good. And how long ago was
that? That was three weeks ago.
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Robin's been underground. Fame was too
much for Robin. And apparently your career,
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your career trajectory's just weird. Yeah, yeah, yeah, no,
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that was geez, that was about
twelve years ago. Well, I'll give
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you, I'll give you a little
bit of credit for this. And I
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haven't made this announcement because I didn't
I wasn't allowed to till yesterday when we
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went to Wise Guys and st Yeah. And the next day or that night,
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the owner came up and was like, hey, we need to give
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him a special oh for dry bar. Yes, yeah, so I got
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it. You got the dry bar
I did. Congratulations. I haven't told
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any of these guys at all.
I wasn't. I wasn't. I wasn't
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able to announce it until yesterday,
and I was like, I'm traveling on
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the road. I'm going to San
Antonio. I was supposed to have shoulder
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surgery or it was going to open
for you. They wanted to give me
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stem cell surgery stem cell shots instead
of shoulder surgery. And I already told
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you. I was like, I
can't open. And I wasn't going to
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call back and go, well,
no I can. That's a that's a
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dick move. You don't do that. As a comic. You don't do
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that. You get it, you
don't decline. And then yesterday they're like,
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hey, just let you know.
Everybody's signed off. And so March
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twenty second, Uh, it's sat
Lake City. I'll be yeah, that's
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all because he took me to Salt
Lake City. Yeah, so uh yeah,
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thank you so much for congratulations.
You've earned it. This is not
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like all I did was put you
in a place where where someone can see
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how good that you are. Yeah, I didn't. I didn't write the
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damn jokes, so so I just
got a little missy so sorry. That's
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awesome, man, congratulations and you
you you. We went to lunch the
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next day and you're like, hey, so uh the owner wanted to put
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you on the dry Bar special and
I was like, he hasn't called anybody,
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and then I get the call a
couple of weeks ago and I film
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it. That's awesome because I mean, you, your co hosts probably know
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this, but I don't know what
the fans do. Last year you almost
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died, which would have really sucked
because your name, your face wasn't even
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on the wall yet. And this
year December nineteenth, I got in a
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car accident. That's why I couldn't. I was going to open for you
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with the Majestic Baby Ball. Who's
amazing, and you've given so many people
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so many opportunities, and it's it's
so great to see what you do because
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you are just that wonderful of a
human. December nineteenth, they got a
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car accident, and so they were
going to do shoulder surgery this week.
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Now they've changed the stem cell,
and so I didn't want to call you
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back and go to the show.
Now. It just made me seem like,
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well, you know, my shoulders
more important. I'm like, you
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guys, go do the Majestic.
And then I got the call and I
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was like, I can't wait for
me to tell you. That's so good.
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It was because of you, man, I wouldn't been I wouldn't have
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been in that club. That's I
get more joy from stuff like that than
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like like when you get stuff when
JB Ball gets stuff that because to me,
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it's like a coaching tree. It's
like this is like this is like
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the Belichick. Yeah, coaching tree. And and thankfully, you guys are
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way better than Matt Patricia. That
didn't go well. You know that right
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there, that that little quote you
just said, I'm gonna snick down on
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a flyer somewhere about our show,
you know, attributing Brad Williams. You
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guys are better than Matt Patricia,
better than Matt Patricia. That's so that's
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so awesome, man. I love
that because I mean because every comic has
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had those milestones in their career,
and a lot of comics, dare say
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all of them have that person or
those people that helped him out, that
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gave him the spots and that put
them put him in front of the right
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people, or gave him the right
Yeah. You also you also have to
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take credit for this. You didn't
make me look like a drug dealer when
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we went to Jacksonville because we're going
because we did Salt Lake say the whole
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week and is Brad your your people
when they buy merch they spend cash.
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Yes, And apparently when you go
well not apparently, when you go through
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security, you have to take all
the cash out of your pocket. You
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can't put it in the bin.
You have to hold it in your hand.
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And I it's the most money I'd
made. And he knows this because
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I texted it, because he was
he gets first class. I'm still coach,
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so I'm still on a watch list. Yeah, but do be fair.
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You had to your pockets because you're
brown going through the airport, and
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he was. And the best part
was he was in front of me and
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they're like, uh, this Williams
coming through. I'm like, and I
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walked behind him. He goes,
not you, and I'm standing here.
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This is where everybody has been magically
uh presearched, Like, but I'm holding
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four thousand dollars yeah, in in
in cash at them. I'm walking by
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and the t s. A guy
goes, what do you do? I
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go, I'm a standup comic and
he looks at the money, goes yeah
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right, yeah. I was like, just went through. Yeah. Guy
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was looking at was liked, dude, you're supposed to put that in your
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ass? What are you doing?
Who didn't give him a balloon? Has
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no one told this guy how how
we do the newest the newest drug meal?
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Exactly. I've always said sometimes the
best place to hide is right out
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in the open. Well, I
mean when you you travel with him,
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Yeah, it's It's one of the
best things in the world because people are
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like, there's no way you two
guys are together. Well, that's the
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thing. It doesn't matter who like
my current opening act, JB. Ball.
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He's great comic, he's a He's
a six foot three black guy,
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and so when we want, one
of our favorite things to do after shows
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is to go to waffle house and
just eat eat waffle house and people watch
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because there's a there's a lot of
things that walk through that door at waffle
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house, and a full and a
full set of chromosomes is not one.
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Can we can we talk about the
the applause break that you do get on
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the light when you put your own
bag in the overhead bin. Yeah,
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we'll get there. No, No, I'm not even making I'm not making
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it up. Tell them. Yeah. So like, but what what what
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I'm saying is is like me and
j B go out to the waffle house
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and we're laughing, we're people watching, we're laughing at other people, and
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then we stop and go. As
much as we're laughing at other people,
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there's other people that are looking at
us. Going. A six or three
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black guy and a midget just walk
in the door together. What weird gay
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porn site coming from? So tender
works, get yourself a nice little partner.
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But what Roger is talking about is, yeah, my applause doesn't come
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after the first joke. It comes. It comes when I It is the
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moment. It comes when I fly. I put that bag up in the
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overhead storage bin because I don't like
getting help. Uh so I just throw
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down the arm rest, I hop
on. You know, it's like one
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motion, like I got it,
got this. This is like this is
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like dwarf calisthtics. Is that he
just reached down and chuck the bag the
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bag so sorry, I got my
camera on like follow me mode. So
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this is really actually cool. It
works, It works out really well.
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So so so so the entire plane
then is it? Is it pity applause?
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Or they first class ship? What
did we just see? Like,
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I like, I know Southwest flat
attendance sometimes make up wraps, but now
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we got dwarves chucking bags up in
the top. Bro, Like this is
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this is a new level. American
Airlines has stepped their game up. Yeah,
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I mean it is the first class
applause break because I have I told
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you again, I'm in coach,
so I have to follow him and watch
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him do that. Get the applause
break. Then I'm the opening act that
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go and sit back and go.
I'll take the three dollars peanuts. It's
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great, first class. I'll let
you do anything. It's wonderful. Ra
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doesn't even know this, but I
I've I've flown the plane he's on before.
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They literally like they yeah, they're
they're I mean, because let's be
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honest, when I when I'm in
first class, everyone thinks I'm a everyone
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thinks I'm a make a wish kid. Anyway, They're just like, do
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you want to fly the plane?
I'm like, yes, I do.
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You know, I got a thread
in the back. And then look at
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Brown and go he's not going in
the coffee. That one doesn't, that
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one doesn't go past this line.
That one doesn't. I do think though.
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I do think though that on Spirit
Airlines, if you pay enough,
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they may actually let you fly the
plane. Yeah. Well, let's be
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honest. Raj from Texas, so
when he gets on a flight, it's
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like brown guy with like a big
Texas flag hat, and everyone's like you're
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trying to look like like you're you're
trying too hard, dude, like trying
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to blend in. More like Raj
dresses on flights like give me a e
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se. No. I can absolutely
see it because Raj will walk on the
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plane. He's got his Columbia PFG
fishing gear with the American flag or the
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Texas flag on it. And I'm
with you, absolutely, ra There's no
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way I would be sitting in that
plane thing. I'm not buying that.
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That guy, he's trying way too
hard. And the last and the last
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time I flew with Brad, I
was wearing Daisy Dukes and that was a
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terrible idea. I mean, my
ass looked cut, But you don't wear
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that the Salt Lake away. It's
sort of like it's instead of dressing for
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the job you want, you dress
for the city you're in. Okay,
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So maybe I don't know if this
is like a bit I'm working on,
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but it's certainly so Like I've noticed
that whatever city I land in, whenever
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I get off the plane, I
will immediately see someone that looks like that
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city. It happens every time.
So like when you fly to Los Angeles,
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like right when you get off the
plane, you'll see a twenty two
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year old influencer with like wearing bunny
ears and like they've they have got fur
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coming out of various parts of clothing, like it's it's horrible. And then
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and then you like fly to Jacksonville
and as soon as you get off the
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flight, you see Jacksonville like right
away. And so I imagine when I'm
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in Dallas and I and I and
I and I and I get off the
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flight, I'm just gonna see somebody
with a belt buckle that looks like a
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WWE champion. That's gonna happen.
You know, as much as much as
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I want to dispel that stereotype that
people from Texas or Dallas are all cowboys
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or or you know, own ranches
and horses, you're not wrong because every
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single time I've been at an airport, whether it was love Field or DFW,
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there is always that one fucking guy
with the with the belt buckle in
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the hat so and you look at
him and you're like, like, I'm
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in sweatpants and a hoodie because it's
comfortable. There's no way a twelve gallon
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hat and that belt is like no, this is this is great, this
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is okay. But I mean,
if if I were to, and now
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I'm going to, because you've sold
out your shows as an adjusted killing him,
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that no second show still has I
think it has like eight seats,
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it's got a handful. Yeah,
whatever, I'm gonna send you the ten
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gallon hat and the belt buckle as
a thank you, as a thank you
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for the special because I mean,
I wouldn't get it if it wasn't for
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you. But you have to wear
it. At some point, you guys
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talk amongst yourselves for like thirty seconds. Thirty seconds, right, this is
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going to be a thing of beauty. Whatever it is he's going to come
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out with. Robin Williams just popped
up. If he if he comes out
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with a ten gallon hat, I
don't know what we'll do. I hear
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a little bit of talking back,
and he's probably asking his wife, Hey,
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hey, where's my and then whatever
he's looking for. I don't know
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what you think goes out, but
oh, look a little herb. It's
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dog half dig and that's when you
drop the mic and you want I'm ready
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for Texas. Wow. Look,
I don't even know why you own this,
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honestly, because my my wife doesn't
like sports. She likes two sports.
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Okay, she likes two sports only. So you're like, oh,
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like football, baseball, basketball,
hockey, one of the Nope. My
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wife likes strong men competitions, yes, and rodeo. She loves PBR.
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She loves Pro Bowl riding, So
so I go to Pro Bowl Riding with
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her, and I gotta I gotta
look the part myself. One of these.
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Wow, that was my first job
ever, was the mesquite rodeo.
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Oh the mesquite rodeo. What did
you do in the rodeo? Don't say
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now, now put the brown pat
Let's see what happens to them, Let's
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see what they killed. They they're
attracted to red. Uh No, I
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was a concession stand guy, but
that was my first job. So the
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fact that you actually went to like
PBR stuff is wild. Well, the
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best part about your your wife liking
an obscure regional sport and that region is
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not Southern California is that when they
do come to Southern California, Like if
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she liked it and we lived in
Texas or something like that, we couldn't
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get tickets because it's it's gangbusters there, But in Southern California, like front
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row seats are still just twelve bucks. I'm like, let's go. And
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I got asked, did the did
the I saw some I saw some pictures
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which were, uh, the Chargers
I think tried to convert you or was
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it the Rams? Oh no,
the Chargers try to convert me. I'm
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a I'm a lifelong die hard Broncos
fan and Chargers, Uh, well,
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they they gave they wind and dined
you. They wind and dined me and
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get the field field level sweet and
uh and I'm like, I will take
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your I will take your free chicken
wings and uh, I will leave.
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And that's what he's not lying.
Yeah, well, it looks like a
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full sized chicken with me. It
looks like one of those turkey legs you
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get in the Renaissance Mare when I'm
chicken wing, you know, especially they
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wind And so did you? Did
you? Did you? Car Ball?
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No? Your team's your team.
I'm I'm sick and disgusted because I got
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to watch the damn Chiefs hoist another
Super Bowl trophy as a as a Broncos
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fan, and when and when it
happens if you watch the game as if
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that wasn't painful enough for that game, you had John Elway bringing them the
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trophy, I know, Oh god, I can't even I can't fathom that
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level of nausea because as a Cowboys
fan, the comparison would be Staubach or
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Aikman taking the trophy to you know, the Eagles quarterback. Could you imagine
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if the freaking Commanders are the football
team or the this this regional I don't
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know what they're called, but like
if and then you got you got Roger
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Staubach Captain America coming out like,
here you go, Dan Snyder, like,
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you know what, I would actually
say this if it was Aikman.
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I think Akman would be very professional
about it, and it would make me
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want to throw up, but he
would do it. I hold out a
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little bit of hope that if Stabach
did it, he might actually shove that
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trophy right up Snyders and regain the
title of Captain America. Yeah. The
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the only Yeah, the fact that
the Chiefs won that game. Elway brings
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them the trophy and it's in the
Raiders home stadium. So that's why I
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had to ask. That's why I
had to ask, because I know they
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were wooing you, and then it's
Vegas and we've worked together in Vegas,
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and then Elway brings out the trophy
and you have to watch. I mean,
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I don't. I don't enjoy cuckold
porn. I kind of get it,
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kind of get it now. I
would like to point out that this,
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interestingly enough, is the second cuck
punchline we've had in the Treehouse's previously
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unmentioned, but twice more finding things
out about Trey obviously heard the show tray.
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Do you like to watch? Are
you taking volunteers? Brad? Have
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you heard of a dandough? Shut
up? Shut up? Trey. Trey
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got come so hard that he's single. I don't know what that is.
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All I know is I'm not typing
it into porn hub. That's definitely to
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send you. Send you a dando, buddy. I'm Brad. I'm gonna
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let you go on because I know
you're a busy man. You want to
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go see what your wife and and
kid look like. And you're taking the
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time. Man. You look great
in the hat and have a great time
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when you're in Dallas and uh and
uh yeah, just for the record,
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uh, ra love you, buddy, Congrats, congrats you've earned it.
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And again I haven't been able to
announce it until yesterday. But if it
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wasn't for you, my brother,
uh in a random a random a random
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chance of the laugh factory to sit
and talk with you led to all of
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this. Uh yeah, let's be
honest. I'm with my wife because she's
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a great cook, and I'm friends
with Raj because he knows where to get
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the best damn chicken ticker solid in
the city. And I'm gonna have it
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again. I'm gonna have it in
Dallas. I will, I will.
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I will send you food if you
if you need, shout out the place.
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What's the name of the place?
Agree? Agree? Now, are
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white people allowed in there? Yeah? I mean yes. I mean if
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you walked in uh without me,
you'd be okay. When you're ordering the
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food there, you have you have
to say, like we're like what level
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of spies? Yeah, like white
Always I will say white guys, that's
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so so so I always go white
friend, brown friend. So you know,
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I don't know if you know this. With every city we've gone to,
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when I order food, I go
white friend, brown friend, and
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they make our food different. But
my brother, if it wasn't for you,
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I wouldn't wise guys and and dry
bar would have never given me the
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special. I wouldn't have never I
wouldn't have been in the buildings. So
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my brother, thank you so much
from the bottom of my heart. I
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love you all. Thanks for having
me on the show. And yeah,
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I'll see you. Thank you.
We appreciate it. Bud. All right,
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I guess we should actually hit that
uh that bumper to come back from
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break. Now you're in the visit
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