April 9, 2026

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We start off today talking about the feel good story of Artemis II and their arrival back on Earth on Friday. We then dig up an old blooper from WFAA's own Cynthia Izaguirre, learn why old men are shoving things up their ass, birthdays, and the dog should have been innocent until proven guilty!

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Say, and for all the people that pay extra for

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Yeah, you got it all right there? Uhh, Like I

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don't know what it is. I don't know if because

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like Tara and I right now, we're we're staying on

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Saint John at our crash pad, so it's a smaller

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space and we've got both cats and our dog and

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we're all in this confined space. Like as I look

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over my shoulder, you can actually see the little kitchen

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island cart with the you know, the the pam cooking

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sprays all over here. So because in our house on

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Saint Thomas, we don't typically let the animals in the bedroom,

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we just try we try to keep that as our space.

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So it's one of the cleanest places in the house

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when we're on our crack, when we're at our crash

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pad on Saint John. We're all basically in the same vicinity.

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We're all breathing the same air, and so I realized

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this morning, I think we're inhaling a lot more pet

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dander and fur than we normally do. So my bugs

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have been going crazy the last week and a half.

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I mean, wow, believe yeah, so wow. While Artemis is

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busy exploring.

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Space, you're exploring innerspace.

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I am. I am the Indiana Jones of my NAIs

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old cafvity. So anyway, yay, there you go. Uh speaking

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of Artemis, Okay, I haven't done a complete check in

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yet on it today, but I know we re established

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contact when they came around the dark side of the Moon,

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having gone farther than any human has before as far

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as distance, and they've sent back some amazing photos. And

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there was one photo that they sent back. I don't

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think it was necessarily of the dark side of the Moon,

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but it was of some crater. And when you type

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in moon crater to try to find an image that

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you saw before, there's so many of them. I can't

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find the exact one. The one that I saw, though,

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I think it was a real one, but it was perfect.

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It was almost like a holiday cookie cutter type diagram

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thing on the surface of the Moon, and I was like,

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is that a real photo? I mean, it was amazing

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because I've also seen photos that people are jacking with

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the flat earthers saying, hey, new photos from Artemis two

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and that's a bunch of floating discs. It's a bunch

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of float earth discs.

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Did you see the one with with like the earth

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looks like the snow globe on the turtle's back.

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Oh? Man, I had looked that one up.

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Awesome, that's all.

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That's so good. Oh but yeah, so, I mean, this

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is the hard thing about the day and age we

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live in is there's space exploration going on. They're sending

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us photos and videos and things, but then there's that

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we got some trolls in the middle of it, posting

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out other stuff that might be AI or photoshop or something.

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And occasionally, if you're scrolling social media, you're not exactly

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sure if you saw a real image or in one

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of those one of those fake ones that are just

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trying to mess with people. But yeah, so, like a

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lot of the photos I've seen that I think are

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real are obviously just stunning, and that one that had

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like that, it was almost like a perfectly symmetrical crater

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type thing, and it was so perfect looking. That's what

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made me think, maybe that's not real. I don't know,

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but still just one of the one of the few

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feel good stories of twenty twenty six. The Artemis two

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space mission.

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Yeah, it's it's been fascinating and and oh yeah, what

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they're going back will just I mean, I'm sure NASA

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is still analyzing a ton of stuff and as they

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release it.

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Yeah, it's just it's it's fantastic stuff.

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And is they're analyzing their photoshopping out aliens?

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Yeah, that pesky man in the moon.

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Yeah, but you stick your head back down. So when

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is uh, when is Artemis supposed to splash back down?

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What's the what's the timeline?

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Do I have?

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Friday evening?

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I think it's like seven oh seven Central time off

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the coast of California.

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Right, They've got like a two hour window in there.

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Now that the government is back to being mostly funded,

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does that mean they'll be able to get through customs?

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Okay when they splash back down?

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How does that work? Do you get? Yeah?

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Do you do you get a special lane from like

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lunar travels versus say, can kun.

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You're gonna have to take the space boots.

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Off, all right, So Friday evening, prime time, that's a

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great time to come back. I have a feeling that

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they probably planned that a little bit so everyone can

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watch them come home fingers crossed safely. Because this is

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this is the sort of the most crucial part when

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you think about it as far as the space mission.

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You've done all the main things and you just got

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one main thing left, and that's just get home safely.

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Yeah, And.

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Almost sixty years later, all the space missions, that still

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comes down to one thing.

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The heat shield.

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Yep, goddamn heat shield.

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Yeah.

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And that's that's the remarkable thing about artemis Is And

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you know, it's basically it's an enhanced design of the

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Apollo capsule, and that they were really good at the

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design back then, because that's still because at the end

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of the day, we don't produce an engine strong like

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you basically have to find the right angle and hit

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the gravity because you can't really fight. We don't have

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something strong enough to fight, you know, getting through the

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atmosphere of the burn.

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So you just just you're just there and you get

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the right angle and get through it.

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Yeah. And I learned that and retained that from the

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fantastic eighties movie Space Camp. Jerry, you remember that that

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was they had to hit they had to hit the

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exact right I shouldn't say right angle. They had to

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hit the exact proper angle yep for re entry, because

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if they don't and it's too steep, then they burn up.

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And if it's not steep enough, then they bounce off

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the atmosphere and probably blow up or something. So I

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remember that from Space Camp, which, by the way, if

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you've never seen Space Camp, I don't know if it's

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good as an adult.

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As a kid who cares, it's a core memory.

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Listen to the cast, a little Joaquin Phoenix, Tate Donovan

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who was kind of cool back then, Kelly Preston, the

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guy that played Lamar from Revenge of the Nurse. They're

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all in Space Camp. Oh, and Kate Capshaw also in

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that movie. Missus h missus Steven Spielberg.

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Uh Lamar from from Revenge of the Nurse. Because he

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was also in Iron Eagle.

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He was.

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Played some dichotomy of characters.

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The man's got range uh huh, and Jerry, Am I

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remembering this correctly? Leah Thompson also in Space Camp? Or

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am I conflating her with Kelly Preston? I think I am.

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Kate Keshaw, Leah Thompson, Kelly Preston.

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It is yep, Okay, I got it. That's a hell

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of a movie. It's also when I first fell in

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love with dire Straits. It's a really random pull on that.

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Just trust me. If you see the movie, it'll make sense.

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But yeah, I learned about the re entry through Earth's

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atmosphere because of Space Camp. It's got to be the

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right position otherwise you die. Right and now here we

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are Artemis two having to do the same thing in

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the twenty first century. At least we're consistent.

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That the the tiles that they're using are leaps and

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bounds better than even what they had on the very

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last Shuttle launch and reentry.

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Oh is it that porcelain tile that looks like wood flooring.

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That's good stuff, Yes, very durable.

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Yes.

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Would just love to see someone's face when NASA shows

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up at the tile off and be like, all right,

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so we need l a bunch of your tile here.

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What's a for rocket.

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Away?

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Okay, so we get splashed down, splashed down, seven o'clock

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Friday night, Primetime. Hopefully that goes well. Where are they

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supposed to be splashing down? Are they still splashing down

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or are they doing like the SpaceX rocket return? Are

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they just going to land on a platform?

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No? Still they splash down off the coast of California.

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Okay, yeah, it still takes too much fuel to have

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a thrust system to slow them down enough to land them.

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I love that while we're exploring space, we're still budget conscious.

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That's right.

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No, no, no, no, that's going to be too much gas.

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If you've seen gas prices, they're a little high lately.

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Things are happening in the Middle East. So I think

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it's better we just you know, parachute our way down

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and save the fuel.

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Still I don't think we I still don't think we

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build an engine that can do it. And it's one

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thing when when when you're when you're talking about these

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launches where those castles, engines, everything else come back after

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a low earth orbit. It's another thing when you're talking

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about full blown hurling back towards the Earth.

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You're right because right now the Orion where all the

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astronauts are. They're not in the rocket anymore. They're in

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the capsule, right exactly, So now he doesn't have a

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big engine on it, so got it right. You could

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still use the heat shield to slow them down to

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you know, merely terminal velocity, at which point you could

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then fire engines all that, but that would require a

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lot of fuel on board the actual capsule, which would

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be extra weight in the launch in the beginning. And yeah,

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so it is technically budgetary. So in terms that my

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non space brain can understand, they're on the rocket, and

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the rocket go take take off towards the Moon, and

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then when they get far enough beyond the atmosphere, then

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then the rocket goes away and then it's just the

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tip that we take the space.

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It's it's still very much the Apollo system of they

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stages get get the Oriyan capsule off and then ultimately

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ditch that and it's it's just the capsule like like

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it was in the Apollo.

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Missions, and then the tip comes back home, parachute splash down,

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fish them out right fingers crossed man. We need we

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need to win, We need a w we need to

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feel good, and that would be the way to make

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be a nice a nice bow on the last week,

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week and a half, a nice feel good moment, something

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to be proud of. Be like, ah, yes, we did something.

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Uh when is the next one supposed to be? Do

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we know next? Sure, it's on the schedule somewhere next Okay.

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Yeah, approximately a year from now.

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And then twenty eight is when they plan on landing

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on the Moon.

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Yeah, putting people on the moon?

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Yeah, do we know what they're supposed to do when

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they get there? Are they gonna do like a repeat

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of you know sixty nine with Apollo twelve or eleven?

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They've got a much better game plan.

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They're gonna they're gonna play pickleball instead of golf.

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Yes, on the Moon.

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All right, Well, we've had fun with that, and we've

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done something that Hollywood's been doing a lot of lately,

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that is, we rebooted a classic. We took our intellectual

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property of Going to the Moon and we rebooted it

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and we remastered it, and hopefully it all goes according

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to plan. There are some things in the past though,

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that I'm sure some of us wish would just stay buried.

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I'm a big fan of WFAA's Cynthia isigide. She's an

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outstanding anchor and has been for a number of years now,

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for a number of years now Channel eight in Dallas

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Fort Worth, and but.

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An incredibly nice person.

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I'm sure that she wishes this didn't exist, but the

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internet is forever, along with TV news.

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Bloopers view Eric wyhan Mayer who climbed the highest mountain

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in the world, Mount Everest.

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But he's gay, I mean he's gay. Excuse me, he's blind.

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I worry about that coming.

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Oh wow, Oh Cynthia, her mind was definitely somewhere else.

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I don't know how I have never seen this until

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just the other day. Oh really, how how many years

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has Cynthia been in DFW as an anchor at Channel eight,

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Like it's pushing twenty if not already, right, yeah, and

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it's a long time. This clip is from a prior station,

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a different market altogether. I don't know which one it

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is at The logo with the seven in the circle

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in the corner looks like a Chicago's like Chicago. Yeah,

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And you can also tell watching the video like we are,

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it is extremely fuzzy on the resolution. So this is

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well before high death, Like this is before we even

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knew what ten eighty was. This is before we even

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knew what seven twenty was. I mean, I think this

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was like actual, like in the ninety air. Yeah, this

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is nineties era TV resolution, And maybe that was the problem.

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Maybe the teleprompter was on ninety nineties era resolution when

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she said, this.

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Your view Eric wyhan Mayer, who climbed the highest mountain

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in the world, Mount Everest.

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But he's gay. I mean he's gay. Excuse me, he's blind.

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So we'll hear about that.

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I just and you can see her co anchor he's

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confused too, uh huh, He's like, what.

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Yeah, I look, I don't know how you get gay

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out of blind, but somehow her wires got crossed.

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And really crossed.

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And keep in mind, I feel for her. This sucks.

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But if this was me, I would fully expect everyone

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to drag it up on occasion and make fun of

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me for it. And you know what, maybe she embraces

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it a little bit these days. I don't know. I

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don't want to be the person that asks her because

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on the off chance she really really hates this, and

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I don't want to be associated in her head with hate.

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But hey, listen, listen.

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If it ever gets too much for she ever just thinks,

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what the hell, why won't this go away?

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Called Jeff crilly.

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Because no matter what, no matter how bad it is,

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the background of your live shot.

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That's true. You know how they always say there's always

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someone richer, There's always a bigger boat in TV news,

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There's always a bigger dildo in the background.

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well regarded on the consumer side because there are so

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responsible for who you have on your property, how they

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we had a client that we worked on several homes

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around them. They unfortunately went with a contractor that was

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based out of Houston. They drove up here after the

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last storm in September. They went door knocking. They asked

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this client to get their business from told they had

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all this crew, they had all these special people that

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could handle their their you know, problems with their home. Well,

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you know, five months into this now they have more

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problems than they actually had after the storm because now

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they've let somebody that painted their house wrong overspray on

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the brick, you know, the garage doors not you know

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put in there correctly. Windows are not sealed around. They

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broke brit trying to install the windows. They try to

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put carpet in a bedroom and they left a big

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homeowner's finding themselves they had to hire a lawyer, spend

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money on litigation up front, because most lawyers aren't going

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to take that on pro bono or anything. Now they're

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fighting this contractor on doing the right thing with their home,

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and they're just asking the contractor to relieve themselves of

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any liability. They're willing to pay them a small amount

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of money of the things they've already done, which they're

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actually going to spend more money to fix them. But

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these are the things that you have to do, and

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the company is not willing to do the right thing,

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you know, that's the red flag in itself. But unfortunately,

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now this homeowner's going have to go through all of

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this huge lawyer litigation stuff and all this and is

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going to drag out the repairs on their home. So

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now they're going to be out repairs on the home

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another six, eight, nine months.

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cookdfw dot com. Back inside the Treehouse, I'm Dan along

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with Trey and j There was one other thing I

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noticed in this video with w FAA anchor Cynthia Isegide.

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And this video, by the way, was from many many

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many years ago. At a previous station.

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Interview, Eric Wyhan made player who climbed the highest mountain

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in the world, Mount Everest.

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But he's gay, I mean he's gay. Excuse me, he's blind.

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So we'll hear about that coming here.

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On one hand, and on one hand, like you mentioned, Jerry,

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her her co anchor has got to be just you know,

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just soul crushed in sides like, oh no, she just

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said something like that. Have you noticed his name? His

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name is Craig and if I'm seeing and if I'm

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seeing it correctly, his full name is Craig Nigrell Lee.

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You know how there are certain names that you see

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and you think, you know, I'd change that if I

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was him. This is one of them. Because if I'm

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on TV and I'm going around using the last name

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nick GRELLI I think I would change that because it

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sounds like a slur in Italian.

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And by the way, I think this she was in Albuquerque.

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Oh this is Albuquerque. Well then she shouldn't apologize. I

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don't think Albuquerque is that, you know, stunned by her

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saying this. Also, I'm stunned that Albuquerque has an action news.

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Well that that's this is how TV news and how

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radio used to work. You get all your mistakes done

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in the small market, so when you get to the

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big one, it's all out of your system.

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I was about to say, could that possibly be why

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she changed markets? Could could this have been when that happened?

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Congratulations, Cynthia, You've done the worst thing imaginable in Albuquerque.

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It's time we call you to the big leagues in Dallas,

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fort Work.

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It's out of your system. Now it's time.

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Come on up. Anyway, I'm sorry Cynthia had to go

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through that, but I'm glad we got to, you know,

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be a part of it in some small way. All Right, Look,

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we all need to be honest about something here. We're

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not getting any younger. We are all of the age

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that we are now encountering old man problems. I am

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forty six, Trey, you're fifty one. Jerry, you're also fifty one. Also,

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you're also fifty one. Even though, if I can be

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so bold, I like to think we all look pretty

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good for our age, especially Jerry. Jerry, you're fifty one,

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you look like thirty one. That's just not fair. But

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we all still have problems that come with age. And

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there are times I feel like maybe our fathers didn't

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prepare us for all of these things. They prepared us

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for a number of things, but as a father, I

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guess you can't prepare your son for everything. Like this headline,

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why men over fifty keep getting things stuck up their butts?

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I feel like maybe this was a conversation uniquely suited

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to you and your dad.

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I knew you were going to take it to me.

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I just knew it. That's why he gave you the

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room to get it out there.

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It's the space to get in the space to get

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in there. Yeah, any window, all of it.

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When a man in his fifties, Robert, shuffled into doctor

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Lawrence Cunningham's GP surgery, he initially complained of tummy peyton.

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Doctor Lawrence told Metro it took nearly half an hour

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of gentle questioning before he admitted the truth. He had

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a glass jar stuck in his butt that he couldn't

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get out himself. This is not an isolated incident, by

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the way, with the NHS forking out roughly three million

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pounds in the past five years to remove foreign objects

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from people's rectums. In twenty twenty five alone, five hundred

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and five people were admitted to the hospital for this reason,

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twenty five percent of whom were men, just like Robert,

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aged fifty one, a milder. So, while this story is

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based in the UK, we all know we're doing it

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as well in America. If the Brits are doing it,

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we're doing it too. I have no doubt about it.

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Speak for yourself, Okay, objects get stuck in the butt

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because of your internal anal sphincter muscle, which you cannot control.

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It contracts because its job is to hold in your bowels. Therefore,

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if you don't insert something with a flared base and

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you push it too far in your sphinker ca and

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contract and pull it inside you. The doctor adds he's

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seen or heard of pretty much everything being discovered in

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someone's butt, and nearly forty years of practice, there's been

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household items through purpose made adult toys. He says. The

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ones that come up most seem to be bottles, light bulbs,

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and various bits from the kitchen drawer. Keep that in

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mind the next time you go out over somebody's house

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for a dinner party.

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And we've all we've talked to ems workers and heard stories.

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I don't understand the light bulb thing.

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I don't like. I don't.

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Of all things because they're very breakable.

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Yes, they're very breakable, unless you're putting that in there

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to go do an X ray for funzies with with

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it on. I don't think that's going to be enjoyable.

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I mean, I especially wouldn't want it on if that

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glass breaks and that some bitches on Holy cow. Yeah uh,

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I mean I have never understood the wanting to put

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things in your butt or put your other thing into

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other things bottles, I've never I've never understood the for

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an object thing ever.

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No, I mean, look, if if I'm a big proponent

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of you, do you but the next time you're in

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a home goods and you see a dude in there

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by himself, that's what he's doing, he is shopping.

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I mean, but what do you do? You do you

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think you're like.

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Uncle Fester's weird twin that you know you can line

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them up at the other end?

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What I I That just makes no sense.

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Take a great only fans page, Fans.

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I got an oscillating one in there one time. In

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addition to the bottles, the light bulbs, and various bits

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from the kitchen drawer. Other medical professionals share in this

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article that people have told them about mobile phones, remote controls,

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even small tools. The range really is quite something. Yeah,

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in France, when we talked about this story a while

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back in France, there was even a man who turned

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up There was even a man who went to the

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emergency room where the World War One bomb in his butt. Women,

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this does happen to women as well, it's just at

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a much smaller percentage compared to men.

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Yeah, what I mean, I know, they said, you know,

475
00:27:53.880 --> 00:27:57.680
this is something that especially happens over fifty. But I'm

476
00:27:57.799 --> 00:28:00.000
still yet to get to the point in my life

477
00:28:00.000 --> 00:28:04.880
where I'm just like, well, you know, you start everything,

478
00:28:05.160 --> 00:28:08.559
you look at everything in the realm of could that

479
00:28:08.599 --> 00:28:09.400
fit up my ass?

480
00:28:10.759 --> 00:28:14.039
Yeah, it's like a second puberty. Uh huh, because his

481
00:28:14.240 --> 00:28:18.599
first puberty. I mean, my god, that's just a whirlwind.

482
00:28:19.240 --> 00:28:22.839
But according to this article, they asked a question why

483
00:28:22.880 --> 00:28:26.200
are older men the primary culprits of sticking random objects

484
00:28:26.240 --> 00:28:31.000
in their butts? Sex educator April Maria says there's one

485
00:28:31.119 --> 00:28:35.359
simple reason maturing sexually. She says it's not about these

486
00:28:35.400 --> 00:28:39.160
men being adventurous, but more about them becoming more comfortable

487
00:28:39.519 --> 00:28:44.000
with themselves and their bodies over time. As people get older,

488
00:28:44.039 --> 00:28:46.839
there's less pressure to perform or fit into a rigid

489
00:28:46.920 --> 00:28:50.440
area of what sex should look like and more openness

490
00:28:50.480 --> 00:28:53.839
to exploring what actually feels good.

491
00:28:54.599 --> 00:28:56.559
Still doesn't explain why you want to put fourn objects

492
00:28:56.640 --> 00:28:57.240
up your ass.

493
00:28:58.079 --> 00:29:01.160
She just said it. You're you're just more open to it.

494
00:29:02.839 --> 00:29:08.160
Then then go buy the you know they make toys

495
00:29:08.319 --> 00:29:13.559
that for guys. Go buy one of those that's built

496
00:29:13.720 --> 00:29:15.160
for such adventures.

497
00:29:15.880 --> 00:29:19.039
At least something with a handle, yes, a handle or

498
00:29:19.079 --> 00:29:24.440
a string, because it makes sense. Especially today, you can

499
00:29:24.480 --> 00:29:28.960
get anything delivered at just about any time. So if

500
00:29:29.000 --> 00:29:33.759
you have this urge to put something in your butt

501
00:29:34.319 --> 00:29:38.400
instead of looking around your house and deciding, hm, I

502
00:29:38.480 --> 00:29:41.640
wonder if that would feel good or fit, go online

503
00:29:42.079 --> 00:29:45.480
and find you a tool for the job meant to

504
00:29:45.720 --> 00:29:46.119
do that.

505
00:29:47.640 --> 00:29:51.799
They even make ice They even make ice trays where

506
00:29:51.839 --> 00:29:57.279
you can like make dildo shaped ice cubes or butt

507
00:29:57.279 --> 00:30:02.079
plug shaped ice cubes. Well is that adventures?

508
00:30:02.480 --> 00:30:02.680
Well?

509
00:30:02.759 --> 00:30:04.640
Is that for your butt? Or is that for the

510
00:30:04.720 --> 00:30:07.759
alcohol that you're going to drink before you start sticking

511
00:30:07.799 --> 00:30:08.440
things in your butt?

512
00:30:08.519 --> 00:30:10.200
I mean, if you've got two, you can use it

513
00:30:11.079 --> 00:30:11.599
multi purse.

514
00:30:11.720 --> 00:30:13.559
Yes, that makes sense. I guess you could if you

515
00:30:13.599 --> 00:30:15.440
got a whole tray, some go in the glass, some

516
00:30:15.559 --> 00:30:24.400
going your butt. I don't know. The whole point though, is,

517
00:30:26.839 --> 00:30:29.799
according to research, men are reaching a certain age of

518
00:30:29.839 --> 00:30:35.400
sexual maturity where they feel open enough to start sticking

519
00:30:35.480 --> 00:30:38.359
random things in their butt. We are now telling you

520
00:30:38.440 --> 00:30:42.640
don't do that. Get a specific tool for the job.

521
00:30:42.960 --> 00:30:44.960
Like if you're building a tree house, you get the

522
00:30:45.039 --> 00:30:47.480
tools necessary to build the treehouse. You don't get a

523
00:30:47.480 --> 00:30:51.119
button plug to do that. So if you want to

524
00:30:51.119 --> 00:30:52.960
stick something in your butt, don't take a tool away

525
00:30:53.000 --> 00:30:55.119
from the treehouse building kit. Just go get a butt blood.

526
00:30:57.119 --> 00:30:58.680
I don't know now that you talk about it, man,

527
00:30:58.720 --> 00:31:00.519
I'm starting to look at my he mans a little

528
00:31:00.519 --> 00:31:01.319
differently right now.

529
00:31:01.880 --> 00:31:07.079
Well, they're looking at you differently, and it's probably because

530
00:31:07.119 --> 00:31:08.279
they have the power.

531
00:31:11.640 --> 00:31:12.880
So smooth and muscular.

532
00:31:13.880 --> 00:31:16.240
But if you get the entire castle of gray skull

533
00:31:16.359 --> 00:31:17.440
in your ass.

534
00:31:17.799 --> 00:31:19.559
I'll take a picture. I'll send it to you.

535
00:31:19.559 --> 00:31:21.519
No, you will not do not call me for help

536
00:31:21.559 --> 00:31:24.079
when that gets stuck, because it's kinda get stuck. It's

537
00:31:24.160 --> 00:31:24.720
very jagged.

538
00:31:27.480 --> 00:31:28.799
What about Gi Joe.

539
00:31:30.000 --> 00:31:31.079
Ooh kung Fu grip?

540
00:31:31.920 --> 00:31:34.599
Hang on? Are we talking to eighties Gi Joe the

541
00:31:34.680 --> 00:31:37.839
small version or like the sixties version that was like

542
00:31:37.920 --> 00:31:38.680
eighteen inches?

543
00:31:40.759 --> 00:31:42.880
I also notice what i'd float your boat?

544
00:31:43.640 --> 00:31:50.160
Also not as the Great American Hero, Yeah.

545
00:31:50.000 --> 00:31:51.599
I mean, I mean, I guess the kung Fu grip

546
00:31:51.640 --> 00:31:54.720
would uh massage the prostate.

547
00:31:56.000 --> 00:31:59.519
Give it a swift kick. Yeh okay. So that's not

548
00:31:59.720 --> 00:32:02.799
all when it comes to old man problems. This one,

549
00:32:04.000 --> 00:32:06.240
this one is certainly something that's very unique to men,

550
00:32:06.880 --> 00:32:12.279
and the ladies have absolutely no idea about it. This

551
00:32:12.319 --> 00:32:14.839
is a great post on social media that someone did.

552
00:32:15.400 --> 00:32:18.960
Nobody warned me that the worst part of aging was

553
00:32:19.000 --> 00:32:21.640
going to be my nuts turning into a pendulum. They

554
00:32:21.799 --> 00:32:24.640
just keep growing. I'm out here swinging low like a

555
00:32:24.720 --> 00:32:33.279
goddamn grandfather clock. Yes, this is one of those lessons

556
00:32:33.319 --> 00:32:37.480
that my father, may he rest in peace, did not

557
00:32:37.599 --> 00:32:40.559
prepare me for. He got me on the front end

558
00:32:40.599 --> 00:32:42.680
as far as like giving me the talk the birds

559
00:32:42.720 --> 00:32:46.319
and the bees and the body going through changes into manhood,

560
00:32:46.920 --> 00:32:49.200
but he never gave me to talk about the back

561
00:32:49.279 --> 00:32:52.119
end of life, when things start changing in other ways,

562
00:32:52.440 --> 00:32:57.960
like going farther south towards the equator, in ways that

563
00:32:58.039 --> 00:33:00.720
you didn't really expect, because there was and a pamphlet

564
00:33:00.759 --> 00:33:06.720
on that in health class. Instead, I got the radio

565
00:33:06.799 --> 00:33:10.160
station version of it from our assistant program director Lee

566
00:33:10.279 --> 00:33:13.720
Harris at one oh five three, telling me, oh man,

567
00:33:13.759 --> 00:33:16.680
my bulls just get lower and lower every day, Like,

568
00:33:16.839 --> 00:33:21.640
oh god, I don't want to hear this from him.

569
00:33:21.680 --> 00:33:25.000
You and Lee were that close. Huh.

570
00:33:25.440 --> 00:33:27.559
Lee was that close with anybody who would listen.

571
00:33:28.160 --> 00:33:28.680
That's fair.

572
00:33:33.200 --> 00:33:36.519
If you were within earshot, he was talking to you

573
00:33:37.640 --> 00:33:40.160
about some seriously inappropriate things.

574
00:33:41.839 --> 00:33:42.160
Yeah.

575
00:33:42.200 --> 00:33:44.000
And then but then if you got him and our

576
00:33:44.079 --> 00:33:49.359
engineer Jay Walker talking about talking about his favorite blumpkin situation,

577
00:33:49.960 --> 00:33:52.759
then you just got two radio classics going ahead to

578
00:33:52.799 --> 00:33:55.079
head and you're just sitting back and just enjoying the show.

579
00:33:55.559 --> 00:34:02.319
Oh and your ears would never be the same. Now

580
00:34:02.440 --> 00:34:06.000
you're scarred at that point, very scarred. But but this

581
00:34:06.119 --> 00:34:08.119
is something that you keep hearing about the older and

582
00:34:08.159 --> 00:34:11.840
older men get is you start thinking, is the water

583
00:34:11.960 --> 00:34:14.039
level in my toilet bowl getting higher?

584
00:34:14.760 --> 00:34:21.719
Or yeah, I've never never thought about plastic surgery before,

585
00:34:21.840 --> 00:34:24.159
you know, but if I was going to get one,

586
00:34:24.400 --> 00:34:27.440
just sew them suckers up, just bring them back to factory.

587
00:34:27.519 --> 00:34:30.239
That's get a sack lift.

588
00:34:30.679 --> 00:34:34.360
Yeah.

589
00:34:34.840 --> 00:34:35.559
Do they do that.

590
00:34:36.400 --> 00:34:38.280
I'm almost positive that they do.

591
00:34:38.599 --> 00:34:41.320
It must exist somewhere, that's God.

592
00:34:41.519 --> 00:34:42.960
You want to talk about painful?

593
00:34:44.400 --> 00:34:48.840
Oh, just quick little whip stitch.

594
00:34:48.920 --> 00:34:52.360
I think probably just you're cutting out skin and then

595
00:34:52.480 --> 00:34:54.159
re sewing mm hmm.

596
00:34:55.000 --> 00:34:57.880
I mean you know, I don't. I don't think.

597
00:34:57.920 --> 00:35:00.159
I mean if they just pulled it back like you

598
00:35:00.239 --> 00:35:02.920
do a facelift, and I think then you'd get a

599
00:35:02.960 --> 00:35:03.920
saggy taint.

600
00:35:04.960 --> 00:35:12.719
Well, I think they trim it. This is what I mean.

601
00:35:12.840 --> 00:35:16.880
Our fathers did not prepare us for these things. Dad.

602
00:35:16.880 --> 00:35:18.880
What do you do when you balls get too low?

603
00:35:18.920 --> 00:35:19.880
You cut them son.

604
00:35:22.440 --> 00:35:27.480
A little nip tuck, just pull.

605
00:35:27.320 --> 00:35:37.639
It back and you staplehew glue.

606
00:35:38.079 --> 00:35:42.199
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607
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608
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609
00:35:50.119 --> 00:35:52.880
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617
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618
00:36:21.320 --> 00:36:26.239
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619
00:36:26.280 --> 00:36:30.280
We are back inside the Treehouse, Dan Trey and Jerry.

620
00:36:31.679 --> 00:36:36.960
It is April ninth, twenty twenty six. Time for birthdays.

621
00:36:46.840 --> 00:36:53.480
Kristen Stewart is thirty six years old today. Kristin Stewart

622
00:36:53.480 --> 00:36:56.480
thirty six years old today. One of those just sort

623
00:36:56.519 --> 00:37:01.000
of a I just all she got hollyweird pretty quickly.

624
00:37:01.960 --> 00:37:04.920
She started out in the Twilight movies. Of course, I

625
00:37:04.920 --> 00:37:06.920
don't know if she did anything before that, but that's

626
00:37:06.920 --> 00:37:08.760
what she's That's what she was known for for a

627
00:37:08.880 --> 00:37:14.559
very long time. She's done a few things since then,

628
00:37:14.679 --> 00:37:16.920
lots of artsy type stuff. Like I said, she's kind

629
00:37:16.920 --> 00:37:22.519
of gotten holly weird. But she's taken so much flack

630
00:37:22.559 --> 00:37:28.360
in her career for basically being one faced, Like she

631
00:37:28.480 --> 00:37:31.519
just has like one face through everything she's ever done,

632
00:37:32.599 --> 00:37:34.320
so much so that everyone just kind of like, is

633
00:37:34.320 --> 00:37:36.599
she a bad actress? Like she can't change her face

634
00:37:36.639 --> 00:37:39.719
to change, you know, based on a roll or anything.

635
00:37:39.760 --> 00:37:41.320
I don't know if that's fair or not. I haven't

636
00:37:41.360 --> 00:37:43.519
seen her enough stuff to judge it. There was a

637
00:37:43.559 --> 00:37:45.119
movie that came out a handful of years ago. It's

638
00:37:45.119 --> 00:37:48.920
one of those underwater like suspense slash horror movies. I

639
00:37:49.039 --> 00:37:51.079
meant to see it, I just haven't. I keep forgetting

640
00:37:51.079 --> 00:37:52.920
about it. Does that sound familiar to you with All

641
00:37:52.920 --> 00:37:59.559
Trey No do you remember in I guess maybe it

642
00:37:59.639 --> 00:38:03.880
started in the eighties with Abyss, But late eighties and

643
00:38:03.920 --> 00:38:08.039
into the nineties there was these underwater scary movies. So

644
00:38:08.079 --> 00:38:12.400
you had Abyss, which wasn't necessarily scary, it was just,

645
00:38:13.039 --> 00:38:15.400
you know, it was suspenseful at points, but you didn't

646
00:38:15.400 --> 00:38:17.079
really know what was happening. But then there was a

647
00:38:17.119 --> 00:38:21.199
movie that came out called Leviathan that was scary, and

648
00:38:21.239 --> 00:38:23.280
I still feel like there was a couple of others,

649
00:38:23.440 --> 00:38:25.960
but I'm brain farting as far as what the titles were.

650
00:38:26.800 --> 00:38:28.920
But I just feel like that's a whole genre that's

651
00:38:28.960 --> 00:38:32.800
like a subgenre of films where it's movies that take

652
00:38:32.840 --> 00:38:37.519
place in, you know, these research facilities or something at

653
00:38:37.559 --> 00:38:39.519
the bottom of the ocean floor and how that's just

654
00:38:39.559 --> 00:38:41.840
scary enough on its own. But it was one of

655
00:38:41.880 --> 00:38:42.480
those movies.

656
00:38:42.960 --> 00:38:45.920
The movie you were talking about is called The Chronology

657
00:38:46.039 --> 00:38:46.679
of Water.

658
00:38:50.800 --> 00:38:54.480
The subgenre or the movie itself, the movie the movie

659
00:38:54.599 --> 00:39:01.400
the movie itself with kristin Dirt. Yeah, no, wonder, I

660
00:39:01.400 --> 00:39:01.880
didn't see it.

661
00:39:01.920 --> 00:39:04.079
The title is awful, right, It's like we've got the

662
00:39:04.079 --> 00:39:11.079
shape of water. The Chronology of what. Okay, the trailer

663
00:39:11.159 --> 00:39:14.159
doesn't match that title. It sounds more like a documentary.

664
00:39:14.199 --> 00:39:18.440
And there's this weird picture of her as like the

665
00:39:21.960 --> 00:39:24.039
like one of the promotional images, and it looks like

666
00:39:24.079 --> 00:39:26.480
she's being abducted by aliens, is what it looks like.

667
00:39:27.000 --> 00:39:29.280
Yeah, it is. She still making the same face, or

668
00:39:29.400 --> 00:39:30.159
she actually.

669
00:39:29.840 --> 00:39:34.239
Looks scared, her faces pointed towards the sky like she's

670
00:39:34.480 --> 00:39:37.039
ah and she's being you know, and just lulled back

671
00:39:37.079 --> 00:39:39.920
and being pulled up but still in the water. And

672
00:39:40.119 --> 00:39:42.079
I don't know it's complete.

673
00:39:42.119 --> 00:39:42.800
Side note.

674
00:39:43.039 --> 00:39:47.480
Yeah, either of y'all ever read about how brutal the

675
00:39:47.480 --> 00:39:48.920
filming of The Abyss was.

676
00:39:51.559 --> 00:39:53.599
I know, I've seen a documentary on it, and I

677
00:39:53.639 --> 00:39:58.039
remember who was it. Was it Sigourney Weaver or was

678
00:39:58.039 --> 00:40:00.519
it Ed Harris. Someone talked about how they basically did

679
00:40:00.599 --> 00:40:02.400
drown in one of those scenes.

680
00:40:02.840 --> 00:40:06.199
Ed Harris basically for years just he refused to talk

681
00:40:06.199 --> 00:40:08.239
about it, but yeah, I said he nearly drowned.

682
00:40:08.960 --> 00:40:10.119
Uh, Like.

683
00:40:12.519 --> 00:40:15.039
I saw something and I was just reading about it.

684
00:40:15.079 --> 00:40:18.280
It was like evidently like they were all like, we're

685
00:40:18.280 --> 00:40:21.079
gonna die filming this movie.

686
00:40:21.280 --> 00:40:25.280
And it worked. It's It's one of my all time

687
00:40:25.280 --> 00:40:26.039
favorite movies.

688
00:40:26.079 --> 00:40:27.960
But yeah, it's a good movie.

689
00:40:29.119 --> 00:40:32.239
That one is up there on a on a Treehouse

690
00:40:32.280 --> 00:40:34.480
review list. I would think, I have not seen that

691
00:40:34.559 --> 00:40:39.440
movie in so long, but I still remember seeing it

692
00:40:39.480 --> 00:40:43.679
in the theater and how surprised I was at that ending.

693
00:40:43.719 --> 00:40:45.760
I was like, oh, I wasn't expecting. I was expecting

694
00:40:45.800 --> 00:40:47.760
some sort of like space flood, not space, but I

695
00:40:47.800 --> 00:40:50.239
was expecting some sort of like sea monster kind of

696
00:40:50.239 --> 00:40:53.119
a thing, and instead it was like alien stuff that

697
00:40:53.239 --> 00:40:55.000
was totally new to me. And I was like nine

698
00:40:55.000 --> 00:40:59.000
when it came out. So yeah, Kristen Stewart thirty six today,

699
00:40:59.119 --> 00:41:04.039
other birthdays, didn't Quaid seventy two? You talk about Hollywood

700
00:41:04.119 --> 00:41:07.559
legend that dude's done at all. Dennis Quaid seventy two

701
00:41:07.639 --> 00:41:10.480
years old, And Jerry you mentioned it unintentionally earlier in

702
00:41:10.480 --> 00:41:14.079
this episode. One of my favorite Dennis Quaid movies in

703
00:41:14.119 --> 00:41:19.400
her Space. In her Space, Yeah, Dennis Quaid, Meg Ryan, Ah,

704
00:41:20.760 --> 00:41:22.519
it's usually the first movie I think when you mentioned

705
00:41:22.519 --> 00:41:26.840
Dennis Quaid Martin Short. I also think about the movie

706
00:41:26.960 --> 00:41:28.639
The Uh. I forgot the name of it, but it's

707
00:41:28.679 --> 00:41:31.159
one where he it's based on a on a real story,

708
00:41:31.840 --> 00:41:36.360
the middle aged little League coach turned professional baseball player

709
00:41:36.400 --> 00:41:39.679
because during the strike of the nineties and they bring

710
00:41:39.719 --> 00:41:44.000
in the scab players, this guy can still throw like

711
00:41:44.159 --> 00:41:45.519
ninety something miles an hour.

712
00:41:45.760 --> 00:41:49.400
The rookie, the rookie, Yes, yeah, he also did great

713
00:41:49.400 --> 00:41:51.000
Balls of Fire that was really good.

714
00:41:52.440 --> 00:41:54.679
And but for the rookie when they actually they actually

715
00:41:54.719 --> 00:41:58.480
shot that at the stadium in Arlington, and I was

716
00:41:58.519 --> 00:42:02.239
there that night when they shot the stuff for the

717
00:42:02.320 --> 00:42:04.920
movie as he's warming up in the bullpen and coming out.

718
00:42:04.960 --> 00:42:06.760
That was a fun night. That was really cool.

719
00:42:09.679 --> 00:42:14.079
What else are you saying, tre Oh, and survived Randy too.

720
00:42:15.480 --> 00:42:20.079
That may be his ultimate achievement. Yeah, because not everyone has.

721
00:42:20.519 --> 00:42:25.039
Elle Fanning twenty eight years old. She's of the Fanning family,

722
00:42:25.079 --> 00:42:27.280
the Fanning sisters. Dakota, I guess, is the one that's

723
00:42:27.280 --> 00:42:31.320
slightly better known, slightly better successful. Dakota Fanning was the

724
00:42:31.400 --> 00:42:34.519
one who was in I Am Sam with Sean Penn.

725
00:42:35.159 --> 00:42:37.519
Elle Fanning was actually the movie I just saw the

726
00:42:37.559 --> 00:42:41.920
other day, which is Predator bad Lands. She plays the

727
00:42:42.480 --> 00:42:46.519
like Seth or Madrid. Yeah, she plays the Android and

728
00:42:46.559 --> 00:42:49.000
Predator bad Lands, which can I just say real quickly

729
00:42:49.000 --> 00:42:52.239
from a selfish standpoint, all the New Predator movies, Okay,

730
00:42:52.280 --> 00:42:54.880
not all. A lot of the new Predator movies are

731
00:42:55.000 --> 00:43:01.960
really really good, pray fantastic. It may actually be my

732
00:43:02.039 --> 00:43:04.760
favorite Predator movie. And I know that that's sacrilegious to

733
00:43:04.840 --> 00:43:07.639
the entire franchise, because you know, the first one should

734
00:43:07.679 --> 00:43:08.599
be probably.

735
00:43:08.519 --> 00:43:09.960
There's always number two.

736
00:43:13.559 --> 00:43:19.199
You mean, how you mean Religi against a franchise that

737
00:43:19.280 --> 00:43:20.119
had Predator too.

738
00:43:21.960 --> 00:43:24.320
Yes, I see what you mean, thank you. Yeah, that's

739
00:43:24.320 --> 00:43:29.599
a solid point. As much as I actually enjoyed Predator too, uh,

740
00:43:29.719 --> 00:43:32.360
mainly because it hit at the right time, because it

741
00:43:32.400 --> 00:43:34.960
had it had moobies in it, and I was of

742
00:43:35.000 --> 00:43:38.400
the age. I was like, yeah, but if you have

743
00:43:38.480 --> 00:43:42.960
not seen Prey, it is so so good. Before that,

744
00:43:43.920 --> 00:43:46.119
the Adrian Brody Predator movie, I think it was just

745
00:43:46.159 --> 00:43:49.679
called Predators, where a bunch of Earthlings get you know,

746
00:43:49.800 --> 00:43:52.719
kidnapped and dropped onto this hunting planet for the Predators.

747
00:43:53.159 --> 00:43:56.039
That was also really really good. That was fun, and

748
00:43:56.239 --> 00:43:58.519
in addition to Adrian Brody, it also has a couple

749
00:43:58.519 --> 00:44:03.920
other recognizable faces including what's his name from that seventies

750
00:44:03.960 --> 00:44:06.760
show who's actually really good in that as well. But

751
00:44:07.440 --> 00:44:10.639
Predator bad Lands really really good. That was fun. Other

752
00:44:10.679 --> 00:44:15.360
birthdays Today, Litl nas X is twenty seven, still going

753
00:44:15.440 --> 00:44:19.119
by little. One of my favorite third basemen in the nineties,

754
00:44:19.199 --> 00:44:23.400
Dante Bischett is sixty three today. He was part of

755
00:44:23.440 --> 00:44:29.079
the Colorado Rockies. And today is Hugh Hefner's birthday. But

756
00:44:29.119 --> 00:44:31.679
he's dead. If he was still alive, he'd be one

757
00:44:31.719 --> 00:44:35.280
hundred and probably damn near broke because all of his

758
00:44:35.320 --> 00:44:38.880
former girlfriends probably would have sued his ass into the poorhouse.

759
00:44:38.920 --> 00:44:39.440
By Now.

760
00:44:41.840 --> 00:44:45.360
That's an interesting one because you read some of the

761
00:44:45.360 --> 00:44:51.119
stories and you're like, okay, yeah, but also you knew

762
00:44:52.880 --> 00:44:57.400
what you were getting into. I mean, after Playboy, Like what.

763
00:44:58.320 --> 00:45:00.519
It's an eighty year old man, why do you think

764
00:45:00.519 --> 00:45:00.920
you're there.

765
00:45:01.719 --> 00:45:04.119
I didn't even know Playboy was still around, And it was,

766
00:45:04.159 --> 00:45:07.239
in fact, yesterday I saw some pop star I.

767
00:45:07.239 --> 00:45:08.280
Have no idea who it was.

768
00:45:08.280 --> 00:45:10.559
Was like, oh, yeah, she just you know, posed in Playboy,

769
00:45:10.599 --> 00:45:13.559
and like, oh, I.

770
00:45:13.559 --> 00:45:14.239
Had no idea.

771
00:45:15.480 --> 00:45:15.760
I didn't.

772
00:45:15.800 --> 00:45:19.079
Yeah, I think. I think at one point they tried

773
00:45:19.079 --> 00:45:22.280
to double down on the articles, just be like yeah,

774
00:45:22.280 --> 00:45:24.719
it's because because you can't compete with internet porn. So

775
00:45:24.719 --> 00:45:27.239
they were like okay, uhb, we were really all about

776
00:45:27.239 --> 00:45:29.239
the articles. Now now I guess they've swung back.

777
00:45:29.440 --> 00:45:32.360
Playboy used to actually have really good articles.

778
00:45:32.599 --> 00:45:34.119
Yeah, and that's what I mean. I think.

779
00:45:34.159 --> 00:45:36.119
I think at one point they're trying to decide in

780
00:45:36.159 --> 00:45:39.639
the in the transition from the print to digital age,

781
00:45:39.719 --> 00:45:42.039
they're like, Okay, well, we can't really keep up with

782
00:45:42.079 --> 00:45:45.360
the porn and the digital stuff because we're not you know,

783
00:45:45.400 --> 00:45:47.559
we're classy, but we just so. I think what they

784
00:45:47.559 --> 00:45:49.079
did was they just tried to focus on like the

785
00:45:49.199 --> 00:45:54.039
article content for a while, which especially when it's like,

786
00:45:54.079 --> 00:45:57.800
if you've got a starlet that wants to pose in

787
00:45:57.880 --> 00:46:00.880
that way, why would she do it with Playboy when

788
00:46:00.880 --> 00:46:08.639
she could do it herself and own everything. But still,

789
00:46:08.920 --> 00:46:12.119
I'm I'm glad to know, despite all of its shortcomings

790
00:46:12.440 --> 00:46:20.320
and it's modern standard problems, I'm glad that we got troped.

791
00:46:20.400 --> 00:46:22.320
I'm glad that we got to grow up in the

792
00:46:22.360 --> 00:46:27.400
time of Playboy because that really and truly helped shape me.

793
00:46:28.440 --> 00:46:30.480
It might be to the left because of it, but.

794
00:46:32.559 --> 00:46:36.519
I mean, yeah, as a kid, if you found a Playboy,

795
00:46:36.639 --> 00:46:39.639
that was just gold mine.

796
00:46:40.119 --> 00:46:41.000
Mm hmmm h.

797
00:46:46.440 --> 00:46:47.599
And that was that was one of the that was

798
00:46:47.639 --> 00:46:49.239
one of the things I loved about going to visit

799
00:46:49.280 --> 00:46:51.480
my dad was that he didn't even hide them. They

800
00:46:51.480 --> 00:46:54.400
were just in the in the basket next to the toilets, like, yeah,

801
00:46:54.440 --> 00:47:00.960
here we go. Yeah, it was a different time.

802
00:47:01.239 --> 00:47:02.320
It was m.

803
00:47:05.639 --> 00:47:08.599
Okay, now that we've done all of this, do you

804
00:47:08.599 --> 00:47:11.199
want to hear about pig seaman eye drops or blaming

805
00:47:11.239 --> 00:47:12.239
the dog for murder?

806
00:47:15.280 --> 00:47:15.559
Wow?

807
00:47:19.119 --> 00:47:20.320
I want to go blaming the dog.

808
00:47:22.719 --> 00:47:25.199
Interesting you went the route I wouldn't have expected you

809
00:47:25.280 --> 00:47:25.480
to go.

810
00:47:26.960 --> 00:47:30.960
Oh, I mean we can go either direction.

811
00:47:31.039 --> 00:47:34.960
Wait, you picked Dan, No, this is choose your own adventure.

812
00:47:34.960 --> 00:47:36.960
We're closing out the week. We'll go with the dog.

813
00:47:37.039 --> 00:47:37.320
Did it?

814
00:47:37.719 --> 00:47:40.039
As soon as I can get my internet to unclinch

815
00:47:40.039 --> 00:47:47.000
her mm hmmmm. This one's local. The Fort Worth man

816
00:47:47.800 --> 00:47:50.320
has been sentenced to prison for the death of his

817
00:47:50.400 --> 00:47:51.880
girlfriend that he blamed.

818
00:47:51.599 --> 00:47:52.000
On the dog.

819
00:47:55.000 --> 00:48:01.280
Okay, just a defense attorney's wet dream, right. A Fort

820
00:48:01.280 --> 00:48:04.760
Worth influencer will spend decades in prison after pleading guilty

821
00:48:04.800 --> 00:48:07.079
on charges relating to the death of his girlfriend in

822
00:48:07.079 --> 00:48:11.320
twenty twenty three, an incident he originally blamed on his dog.

823
00:48:12.639 --> 00:48:15.719
A thirty four year old Caleb Mickens received a forty

824
00:48:15.800 --> 00:48:18.239
year prison sentence after accepting a plea deal on a

825
00:48:18.280 --> 00:48:21.159
first degree aggravated assault charge related to the death of

826
00:48:21.199 --> 00:48:25.079
Sheila Quavis. He was also sentenced to twenty years on

827
00:48:25.119 --> 00:48:28.079
a probation erification and fifteen years for aggravated assault with

828
00:48:28.079 --> 00:48:31.199
a deadly weapon, both from charges in Dallas County. They

829
00:48:31.199 --> 00:48:34.039
were unable to pursue a murder charge after complications with

830
00:48:34.119 --> 00:48:37.840
the medical examiner proving the cause of death in the case.

831
00:48:39.840 --> 00:48:42.440
On October eighth, twenty twenty three, Mickens called nine to

832
00:48:42.480 --> 00:48:45.280
one one and said his dog attacked Quavis and she

833
00:48:45.360 --> 00:48:48.079
was no longer breathing. She was found at the foot

834
00:48:48.079 --> 00:48:50.599
of her bed with several broken ribs and puncture wounds.

835
00:48:51.079 --> 00:48:53.880
The dog was euthanized following the incident. However, Mickens was

836
00:48:53.920 --> 00:48:57.480
later arrested in charge with aggravated assault. Investigators determined he

837
00:48:57.519 --> 00:48:59.760
had drugged and beat her to death and that the

838
00:48:59.800 --> 00:49:01.239
dog had nothing to do with it.

839
00:49:03.840 --> 00:49:06.960
That's not usually a dog's m It's really not. They

840
00:49:06.960 --> 00:49:08.079
don't typically do that.

841
00:49:08.320 --> 00:49:12.079
Mickens, who went by the nickname Cash Cardier, was involved

842
00:49:12.159 --> 00:49:17.480
in the multi level marketing scheme i am Academy. Prosecutors

843
00:49:17.480 --> 00:49:19.639
said he was making around twenty grand a week at

844
00:49:19.639 --> 00:49:22.599
the height of the scheme, and her death occurred at

845
00:49:22.599 --> 00:49:26.159
a time when Mickens income from the scheme had considerably declined.

846
00:49:29.440 --> 00:49:34.039
Who why did they even put Why did they put

847
00:49:34.039 --> 00:49:38.000
the dog? I mean, really that that seemed it seemed

848
00:49:38.039 --> 00:49:41.119
plausible that the dog bludgeoned her.

849
00:49:41.840 --> 00:49:43.880
Yeah, I'm with you, Well, why are you so quick

850
00:49:43.920 --> 00:49:48.960
to put down the dog? That's not right. Soldier had

851
00:49:49.000 --> 00:49:54.800
nothing to do with it. Justice for Soldier. That's actually

852
00:49:54.840 --> 00:49:55.360
the dog's name.

853
00:49:58.639 --> 00:50:09.760
Yeah, that just seems, uh, seems rather hasty trial.

854
00:50:13.480 --> 00:50:18.840
It was a chihuaha. I think it was actually like

855
00:50:18.880 --> 00:50:21.119
a Rottweiler pit mixed kind of a thing. So it

856
00:50:21.320 --> 00:50:24.239
was you know, this is a classic case of a

857
00:50:24.280 --> 00:50:27.519
knee jerk reaction. The dog didn't get any sort of

858
00:50:27.599 --> 00:50:31.480
due process. You just looked at the dog and said, yeah,

859
00:50:31.480 --> 00:50:36.639
the dog probably did it because it fit the stereotype bastards.

860
00:50:39.199 --> 00:50:44.760
The stereotype of the dogs who were to giving people

861
00:50:45.159 --> 00:50:46.079
blue forced trauma.

862
00:50:47.880 --> 00:50:50.119
I'm telling you, he used a lamp and then he

863
00:50:50.199 --> 00:50:55.039
shoved in my ass. The dog's crazy. He's got to

864
00:50:55.079 --> 00:50:55.639
be put down.

865
00:50:58.280 --> 00:51:00.079
Dog's pointing a paw at him, going, I know.

866
00:51:06.119 --> 00:51:10.480
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