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It is time to leave your worries outside and laugh
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with us inside the treehouse. I'm Daniel Mallley, along with
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Trey Trenholm, Rod Sharma and Jerry Caldwell on a fribday,
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October fourth, twenty twenty four. Happy Friday to all. I'm
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going to ask each of you a very brief question.
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Are you having a good Friday so far? Trey?
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Yeah, so far? Okay?
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Good raj Are you having a good Friday so far?
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I have a good Friday every Friday?
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Good?
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Is a good Friday? Isn't that a Christian holiday?
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Yeah? That's not this Friday? That's okay?
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Before Easter.
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No, I have a solid Fridays pretty often.
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Glad to hear it. And Jerry, what about you? How
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is your Friday so far? Is it good or bad?
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It has been relatively non threatening so far?
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All right, so we'll go good. Okay, mine's been bad.
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And as per usual, most things that are bad in
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my life are at my own hands. I do these
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things to myself, and I have done it yet again. Trey,
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we missed you yesterday, and I like to think had
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you been here yesterday, I might not have screwed up.
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So Trey, is responsible for your Friday being bad.
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No, I just wish he was. So I can't remember
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the context exactly in the show. And I started to
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go back to listen to it yesterday, and I was like,
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you know what, maybe it's best I don't dig it
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up too much, but I'm going to give you a
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quick rundown of of my day so far. So I
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got a text from my wife earlier which said, Wow,
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I decided to take this driving time today to listen
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to the new episode of the tree House.
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Oh no, no, no, yeah, I decided to take this
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driving time today to listen to the new episode of
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the tree House.
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Only the learned something new and very important ellipses. Mmmm,
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that's the three periods. Yes important.
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Yeah.
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I want you to put yourself in my shoes for
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just a brief moment and think about all the horrific
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thoughts that ran through my mind when she said we
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need to learn something new and very important. Dot dot
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oh her, and I just sent back two question marks
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because I was I couldn't send it a I couldn't
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send an emoji because I didn't know how, Like, okay,
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I really don't know if she's if she's being playful
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or if she's really pissed and and I'm gonna find out.
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I just I don't want to try to lean one
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way or the other and then look really stupid, right
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because if I send an emoji like with the big
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eyes going, that might be too silly. Maybe I've I've
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done something that's really bad and that's gonna look bad.
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So I were you asking yourself if you were at
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a Didty party?
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Lucky for me, I'm moveing answer to that already, and
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that that was a resounding no. I've never been to
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a Diddy party because a Didty party just won't stop.
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Because it can't stop if there's enough oil, it'll just
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keep going.
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Based on the story I saw out a Houston a
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couple of days ago. Yeah, over two million dollars worth
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in miss in missing olive oil. Anyway, my wife says
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to my two question marks, my husband doesn't know my birthday,
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oh oh, which I felt slightly okay with because I
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do know her birthday.
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I do.
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It's six eight eighty one, June eighth, nineteen eighty one.
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But on the show, I said, I said June sixth,
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which ironically is D day.
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You're gonna have to buy two gifts now, once on
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that date and once on the real date.
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So I know her birthday. And so I sent back
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six eight eighty one. And then she said, you said
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June sixth. And right as she is sending that where
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she says you said June sixth, it hits me. It
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hits me like a ton of bricks. I respond back
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to her, saying, oh, did I say June six because
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I can kind of remember myself saying it, and I've
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done this before. I know my wife's birthday. I know
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it is June eight, nineteen eighty one, but when I
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use the numbers, I'm better at knowing it off the
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tip of my tongue. When I say six eight eighty one,
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I got it. But for some reason, when I use
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the word June in front of the number, I think
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six because June is the sixth month of the year.
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And Raj, I can see the look on your face
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and you're not buying this. But my wife is now
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next to me in the room. I need you to
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be on my side. So when I say June, for
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some reason, my brain shifts to six instead of eight.
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This is where I think you lean into your memory problems.
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This is when you hit the woodshed thing, it's it's right,
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or you meet the big board again.
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Wait wait, wait, wait, try let me make sure I understands.
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Are you saying that if I don't do something, she's
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going to hit me in the head with another big
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board or I need to run outside and find a
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big board to run my head into.
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It depends how mad she is.
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Or how determined you are.
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Because I think you made me onto something. Because look,
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we've been married, we're married now a long time. I
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could feel her looking at me.
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Because.
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We can feel her looking at you.
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Yeah, she just slowly did like the little shit. Do
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you know that she's still looking?
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I think so, I'm scared. I don't know how you feel.
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Terrified.
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My wife's birthday is June. See I almost said six again.
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That's what happens when I do the numbers. It is
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June eighth, nineteen eighty one.
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So if you if you do the numbers, you're okay.
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If you do the words, you mess up, right, right, gotcha?
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Oh?
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You you would never you would never make it as
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an Indian.
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No. But here's the thing. I'm normally good. I'm normally
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good with the speaking stuff. But for whatever reason, but
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my brain has that little crutch. But now I'm questioning everything,
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like I know her birthday six eight eighty one, and
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it's June eighth, so you got at that time nineteen
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eighty one. But now I'm questioning other things, like is
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our anniversary May twenty six?
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Oh you said that?
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Oh you said?
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Oh?
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Why are inner dialogue twenty twelve?
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Say it up here?
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Don't say it out here?
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Right, some things should not come out.
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Or just text us. When were we at your wedding twelve?
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We's see here, here's the thing. Oh, hang on, hang on.
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I know we're running along, but this is gonna be
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worth it. Give me a second.
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He wants to take a bet on when the service
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is going to be.
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And if you had to dig his own grave.
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Yeah, she's just going to burn him. He's just going
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to be an urn. What are you doing?
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Do you guys remember this from our wedding? Yes, it's
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our it's our wedding favorite coozy.
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Uh yeah.
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Also serves as a reminder to me of what our
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wedding date is.
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You got it right, excellent, You got the date right,
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and you can keep a beer cold.
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That's good.
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Okay, Now, I got a second problem. She didn't think
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that's as funny as I do. That That's how I remember.
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I know we're in the midst of all sorts of
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things happening in the world. We've got, you know, a
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presidential election, We've got the aftermath of Hurricane Helen. And
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we're gonna do what we can to try to make
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you feel better about all the plight in the world
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and all the all the bad stuff here in the treehouse,
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because I'm going to share with you a brand new
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way to look at things that will absolutely change your life. Okay,
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a new way to look at things that will absolutely
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change your life. But first birthday, because today is October fourth,
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twenty twenty four, which is also known as Fred Day.
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Birthdays today, Dakota Johnson is thirty five. She is now
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best known as I think best known as Anastasia Steel
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in the Fifty Shades of Gray movies. Before that, she
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was best known as the daughter of Melanie Griffith and
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Don Johnson, but she was also in that tragedy of
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a film, Madam Webb that I've not seen, even though,
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as Raj will point out, I'll watch him or.
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Anything that's done trick.
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But here's the thing with a movie like that, because
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it's supposedly so bad, I wondered, is it just that
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bad because it got downvoted across the web? As things
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have happened to, people have a tendency the comment section
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comes alive and they'll just smear films on rotten tomatoes
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and things. It happened. It happens when like because there
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was a black guy in Star Wars, I thought they
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got to ruin that somehow. And same thing with this
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Madam Web. I didn't know if it was basically online
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vitriol related or if it really was a bad movie.
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And that's usually the ones you watch.
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Yes, it is because I want to watch them out
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of curiosity. I love a good train wreck because I
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know that in things that are absolutely terrible there's something
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good you can pull out of it. Not always, but usually, And.
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This too many.
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Oh yeah, I think I just described Day's trade, Trey's
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dating life. Sorry if that hit too close to home
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for you.
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To I just saw again I can see.
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But no, so so then I I happened upon someone's
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thread online. I don't know if it was on threads
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or if it was on x Twitter, whatever it is.
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Someone did a review just sort of line by line,
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sort of like a just they're gonna live tweet as
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they watched Madam Webb because they too had heard bad