Oct. 29, 2025

Anyone Can Give You Candy | Wednesday October 29, 2025

Anyone Can Give You Candy | Wednesday October 29, 2025
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We start off today with the Kardashians and Kourtney's new VagPops. Because if there's a family that knows about using that, they're it. Next, we delve into the world of Reddit and the always entertaining AITAH, which asks a question regarding wives and girlfriends eating your food after they say they're not hungry, and finally a story about some trick-or-treaters that got something extra. Their parents thought sugar would keep them up all night.

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Kourtney Kardashian is launching lollipops for your vagina

Suspected cocaine found in trick-or-treat bag in Ingram, Allegheny County


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Trey Trendholm and Raj Sharma. Welcome inside the Treehouse, gentlemen.

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Today we're going to start with a simple question. Do

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you remember in coming to America when Eddie Murphy says,

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when you think of trash, think of a qem. It

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appears that Kardashians are taking a similar approach to advertising

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their latest products. The other day we learned about Kim's

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Skim's company selling Pube panties, and now Courtney's company Lemmy

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is selling lollipops for vaginal health. In other words, when

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you think of vagina, think of Kardashian.

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And a jenner.

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I saw this yesterday on Instagram, and I was immediately

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not shocked, not surprised, but instead was like, makes sense.

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Courtney Kardashian's company is is launching a lot lollipops for

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your vagina, the newest iteration of her let me Purr supplements,

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the probiotic gummies and pills designed to support vaginal health,

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dropped exclusively at Target, and it comes in lollipop form.

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I must say I do appreciate the imagery that I

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saw along with the posts about the news of the

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lollipops for your vagina, because when I saw the headline

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I had questions. Thankfully, to the photographs, I was able

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to understand that the lollipops are for your mouth, not

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for the vagina to be inserted.

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Makes sense, yes, But how many people do you think

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are going to get that wrong?

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A lot?

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Because even though in this photo I'm showing has Courtney

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in an ad sucking on a lollipop. I mean, the

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headline still says it's lollipops for your vagina. So is

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it a back and forth lollipop?

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I mean? Reggie Bush was so.

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So even though the imagery helps clarify it, a bit.

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It's still a little confusing about whether or not the

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lollipop is only for oral consumption, So let's read on

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and maybe the story will tell us. Just like the

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thirty dollars per bottled gummies, the main ingreeny in the

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new five ninety nine per pack lollipops is the probiotic

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Bacterium Escilus coagulans.

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Sounds very official. This is, you know, for probiotics.

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Helped maintain the vaginal microbiome, the ecosystem of bacteria and fungi. Sorry, yeah,

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fun guy that lives inside the vigime. Some research also

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shows it can improve IBS symptoms like bloating, cramping, and

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are The new lollipops are also made with vitamin C,

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which the brand says adds a boost of antioxidants and

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pro collagen benefits, plus pineapple extract for flavor. They are vegetarian,

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gluten free, non GMO, and made with real sugar, clocking

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in it's seventy calories per pop. This is the second

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lollipop supplement from Lemmy. The first Lemmy Glow was for hair,

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nails and skin and strictly limited edition. But let me

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says these pops are here to stay. I still don't

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see anywhere that it says whether or not these are

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meant for vaginal insertion.

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They are not.

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Well, this is an entire New York Post story, and

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it doesn't clarify whether or not you're supposed to stick

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it up your twenty.

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Yeah, I think that's done on purpose so that people

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mess it up. But it is oral consumption, so that

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you get the probiotic into your digestive system and it

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clears through your bloodstream. So well, see here's what's Yeah,

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it's very affordable.

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Five pops. I think they're seven bucks. It's not bad.

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They need to put on the packaging if it's not

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on there for oral use only or not, because otherwise

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you are absolutely going to have people putting these lollipops

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places that they think they're intended, and if they're not

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supposed to, then it's going to open them up for lawsuits,

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especially if it's dangerous for the lollipops to be inserted

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directly into that area.

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I mean, yeah, they're Kardashians and the lollipops are on

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white sticks.

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I think that because are not saying they don't.

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They don't go down there. It's purely free. I mean,

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Courtney's married to Travis Barker.

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I mean, granted, he's more tattoo ink than he is

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Caucasian nowadays.

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I mean, but.

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It's if you're a guy and your woman is grabbing

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something Kardashian for her vagina, don't you just run.

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Like hell yeah, she's the type of girl that gets

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analgesic wrong.

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You're right, Trey.

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If if you guys were on the open market as

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single men, and let's say a girl you were taking

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out was talking about how much he loves all the

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Kardashian products, I would hope you would see that as

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the biggest red flag in the history of red flags

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since Hitler and Run.

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Yeah, because I mean, best case scenario, you're gonna be emasculated,

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or worst case scenario, you're gonna be castrated.

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Uh.

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And keep in mind, uh, Like, do you guys remember

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when the Kardashians got sued for saying special shoes from

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Sketchers gave them their butts? So the Kardashians are on

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the record for not exactly being trust worthy with the

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claims that they make in public or endorsing products. Now, granted,

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the twat pops that Courtney is pushing are from her company.

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The faux fur microthongs, the pube panties that Kim's company's

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skims are pushing is her company. So these aren't just

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strictly licensing their name deals. These are their actual companies.

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But still there has to be some integrity with the

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things that you are creating and selling. And I just

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don't trust the Kardashians.

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Integrity and the Kardashians have never been used in the

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same sentence except where they lack integrity.

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And that's the reason why I don't understand why people

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keep buying their products. Why do you trust them, especially

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when it comes to putting things in your body. Oh

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it's got the Kardashian name on it, so I trust it.

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Really, I mean they, I mean what they're selling is like,

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look how good our skin is, Look how great bodies are.

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You can have those too if you buy these products.

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Most people don't realize just how much reconstructive surgery they've

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had done, how much you know, botox they've had done,

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how many you know, micro peels they've had done, and

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that you can't afford that. So if I can show

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you my face and go, But if you use this

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tube of six dollars cream, you're gonna look like me.

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And people, hey man, people will buy anything when it

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comes to looking like a celebrity or looking good.

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And and I know that, and I understand that, and

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the Kardashians are capitalizing on that. That's why I just

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don't understand why Joe Q and Jill Q and the

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public doesn't comprehend that very basic thing. Putting the lollipop

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in your in your in your cooter is not going

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to make you look like Courtney Kardashian.

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It's just not.

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No, you might taste a little like her, but it's

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you're not going to be her.

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Uh.

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And you guys said you didn't remember so years ago.

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Sketchers when they first hit the market, they were still

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trying to figure things out and figure out what kind

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of a shoe company they were going to be before

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they turned into the old man shoe company being pushed

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by Romo. They were trying to be hip and on

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the forefront of cutting edge shoe technology.

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And so they had these.

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Shoes from Sketchers that were promising to build and lift

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your butt.

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You guys remember strength shoes. Back in the day. It

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was the shoes that made you walk on your tiptoes.

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This is back in the nineties, and bunch of guys

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on the football team, basketball team all were them because

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it promised to increase your vertical leap, increase your speed,

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all these things. That's what Sketchers made. They took those

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strength shoes, put that same technology with an S on

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the side, and hired the Kardashians to say, this is

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what gave them their butts. And ironically enough, they all

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got their asses sued off and Sketchers had to shift

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and being we're is really comfy shoes for old men.

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Now, someone in Beverly Hills there was a doctor like you, bitches,

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wasn't the shoe?

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Didn't get that butt from walking?

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I gave you that butt? Well, twelve years of school, bitches,

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that's what That's what gave you your ass. At the

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end of the day.

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The person who really should be capitalizing on this is

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Ray j. He should be going, if you put this in,

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you're gonna be a Kardashian.

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Yeah, put this in. Show the tape to your mom,

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let her sell it.

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I'm really surprised Mama Jenner has not jumped on that train.

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Uh Raj.

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I don't know if you are as familiar with Reddit

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as I am and Trey is. It's a fascinating platform.

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It's basically it's just one big message form that not

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only doesn't die, it has thrived.

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And like everything in the world.

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Today, people really love to share their business online and

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one of the best places for them to do it

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is on Reddit, and they could do it anonymously. And

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Trays has been going down the Reddit rabbit hole some

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lately and he's found some really good nuggets that I

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think it's.

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Going to be fun for us to play with.

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Yeah, I don't know if it's a rabbit hole or

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a sewer hole, but Reddit is interesting.

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It's a little bit of both. It's a little bit

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of both. Brother.

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One of the great subreddits of which there are many,

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but the central theme of them is am I the

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A hole? And this one stands out to me not

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because if it's super dramatic themes or effect on people's

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inner personal relationships, but because it's something that I think

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we can all equally be annoyed at with a significant other,

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and that is, am I the A hole? For videotaping

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my wife eating all my fries to make a point.

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I'll go with no.

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I mean that's I mean, you want to have the proof,

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you want to be able to because you know they'll

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deny it.

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Yeah, so you want to go, let's go to the video.

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So the downside of these subreddits and when people admit

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these things and ask am I the A hole, is

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they have a tendency to be very long winded, and

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this one is so I have not read all of

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it yet, just a little bit. I was enamored by

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the headlines, so I wanted to get into it. I

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think the way he meant to word this is, am

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I the A hole? For videotaping my wife to make

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a point because she's eating all my fries. I don't

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think he's saying that his wife is eating all his

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fries to make a point. Does that make sense? Yes, okay,

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But then again I haven't read all of it yet,

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so I don't know.

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Maybe it is the other way.

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I've seen many posts about wives and girlfriends who insist

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they don't want anything when the husband or boyfriend is

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getting food, but then proceed to eat his food. So

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I apologize if this sounds familiar. I don't eat a

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lot of fast food, but I do indulge when we

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have long drives. My wife typically packs a lot of

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healthy snacks for herself, yogurt's, kinwas salads, and the cooler

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protein bars whatever I like.

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Mcd's.

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She claims the food is disgusting, but then invariably once

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a few fries and ends up eating half of them

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or more, although she always denies eating so many and

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claims she just had you on the trip in question.

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A couple of weeks ago, at she and I and

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my thirteen year old son nick name changed. Wife needs

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a bathroom, so we pull off at an exit where

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there's a mcde's. Son and I go to order food

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to go while she's in the bathroom. I asked her

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if she wanted anything, as I always do, and she

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said no, but I'll take.

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A couple of your fries. One, two, three. That is

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three paragraphs in so far, nine out of eleven paragraphs.

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Wow, do you need any more information or are you

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ready to make some sort of a judgment here?

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Yeah?

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I don't remember that episode of Friends where it's like

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Joey doesn't share food.

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Mm hmmm, I'm that guy.

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I'm not gonna I won't and I'm not a fries

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guy like I won't eat all of them, but I'll

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be damned if you reach your grubby mits into the bag.

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So I just paid for it.

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You're setting a clear boundary. Oh yeah, doesn't share food.

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I'll buy you your own fries. We're here. I'll just

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have some ears. No, he won't.

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So how does that go? The very first time you go?

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You go, you tell her, hey, I'm hungry, do you

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want anything? And she says no? So you go through

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the drive through, you get some fries, and then she asks,

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can I have some of your fries? That's when you

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say no from the outset, or you let her grab

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a couple.

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No, no, no, there's no you say no, immediately got it.

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I was like, I'll go back, we'll get you, We'll

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get you your own fries. Well, I don't want that many.

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We'll get you a small. They come in difference. You

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can have as many as you want, don't It'm out

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the window. I don't care mine my fries.

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Got it? Try What about you? How have you dealt

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with this situation?

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Well, on this specific case, when I first started it,

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I'm like, no, you're not the a hole. We've all

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been there. But there's a key point in this that

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where he mentions where I now I put it on

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him that he messed up, and that is when she

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said i'll have a few. That means when you ordered,

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you should have ordered her her own thing of fries

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because you know better if she says I don't want

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any and then eats them. Yet, No, you are not

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the a hole. But for not knowing your wife well

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enough to know and it doesn't take rocket science. You

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just if you've dated a woman, you've been through this.

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When she said i'll have a few, that's your cue.

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You should at least order an extra small fry because

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you know she's gonna eat more than a few.

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So here we've already seen two completely different approaches to

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this very common problem. Trey's is to learn and adapt,

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order more because you know she's going to want somewhereas

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Raj takes the very blunt approach saying you said no,

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therefore you get none.

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I've had it in the reverse as well, where she's like,

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do you want some of my fries? And I told

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you I don't eat a lot of them anyway, and

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I'm like, you finish, however much you're gonna have, whatever's left,

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I'll take it. So I'll wait till they're done. And

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so it's the basically the reverse of that, Hey, whatever

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you're done, when whenever you're done eating as many as

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you want, I'll take a few of whatever's left. I

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think that's fair. But from the from the get go,

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if you just reach into the bag, oh, we're gonna

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have an issue.

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He says here paragraph five. Side note, having read other

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I think this is the part you're thinking of, Trey.

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Side note, having read other Reddit stories on this topic,

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I'm sure some will say, just order more fries, even

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though she says she doesn't want anything.

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I've tried that.

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I get a medium for me and give her the

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small from the value meal, but a medium frize is

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almost four dollars, and it's over four dollars with tax.

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That's adding over sixty percent of the costs of the meala.

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When I've done this, she insists on not touching the

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fries because I told you not to get any for me.

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So now I've got a small fried a medium fried

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to eat in my own, which I can do, but

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it seems like a waste to spend another four dollars

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since I was perfectly happy the original amount of food.

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Anyway, on this day, I tell myself, don't want to

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do an experiment.

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I tell him after we get our food and get

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back to the car, to take out all of his food,

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take my burger, give it to me, take my MC

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nuggets to hold them in the back seat, and then

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the only thing left in the bag is my fries. Now,

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admittedly a small fry at mcd's is not that many,

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but it's typically at least twenty to thirty fries. I

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tell them to put the bag with the fries on

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the console between me and my wife's seat, and to

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set up his phone take a video of the bag

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from the back.

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Seat, which will record it until I tell him to stop.

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I tell him I am not going to put my

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hand in the bag at any time, and I predicted

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his mombo eat all of my fries. Sure enough, we're

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driving along, eat my burger, makes some small talks, e meal,

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wife's hand go into the back several times, which, of

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course in the treeos no is seven. I asked my

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son for my McNuggets. I eat those, fai. I eat

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them sauce free. When a mist in the car chat further,

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all the while smirking to myself, and I seem my

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wife's hand go back in the back for some more.

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Finally she says, okay, give me your garbage and starts

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putting it in the mickey's bag.

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I say, what are you doing? She says, cleaning up.

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I say, I still need to eat my fries, and

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she says, we ate them all, honey, And he says,

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I'll admit I overreacted a bit here on purpose, incredulously,

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annoyingly loudly.

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What do you mean, we ate them all?

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I haven't had any to be clear, I wasn't that bad.

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This is the result I expected anyway, but I tried

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to act mad. Expressing laughter. She said don't be simply

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only had a couple What do you mean? And I said,

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Nick had taken video of the past twenty minutes or so,

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and you will not take any fries from that bag.

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So they are all gone because you ate them all.

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Then she blew up at me and him in a

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way I did not expect, yelling about videotaping without consent.

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I still got two more paragraphs here.

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Hang, well, I think Raj and I have the same question. Yes,

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and it's how the did you go to fast forward?

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Yeah, that was the fastest I've ever seen anybody that

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was outside the micromachine.

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Guy, I'd like.

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To point out that that was cold and I didn't

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preread any of that.

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And it's impressive because you went into you know, double speed.

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Yeah, someone, I got Jad's job.

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If anyone's listening to this listened to this podcast on

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like time and a half or two, that's that's gonna

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work there, mind.

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Because there are people that actually do listen to podcasts

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at faster than normal speed.

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So that's really going to f with some people. That's great.

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Yeah, I was wondering, like cape cod or for to

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get you on coke.

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Like now, it's just sometimes when when you see because

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it really does like this this story for me, it

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really does take up my entire screen. It does not

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need to be this long, but I felt the challenge,

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and so I decided to run with it.

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Yeah, it wasn't that long at all when you read it.

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No, it's like, you know the disclaimer on a pharmacy commercial,

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like the end of our commercial.

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I like, I want to know how many payments, what

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kind of credit, and what kind of interest rate I'm

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going to get.

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I am fine print personified.

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Yes, not impressive man.

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And she blew up at me and him in a

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way that did not expect. Now it almost feels like

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I'm going in slow motion yelling about videotaping without consent,

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as if I'd made a surreptitious sex tape or something

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egregious like that, yelling at Nick for going along with

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your father's fullest sprint, et cetera. I told her, I

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just wanted to understand that she eats more of my

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food than she realizes, and this is why I prefer

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to just get her a separate order of fries so

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that we can both enjoy her food without resentment. She

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never watched the video, although I think she not believe

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she did in fact eat all the fries. However, she's

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been ignoring me and worse, treating our son badly, blowing

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up in different little things that I'd never bothered her before

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for the past two weeks, expecting an apology for videotaping her.

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I guess I thought this was a harmless way to.

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Make my point.

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Am I the a hole?

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And Dan's explodes.

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He didn't even from what his post says of the

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ten to eleven paragraphs, he didn't even post the video online,

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which is another angle to this. If the roles had

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been reversed and the wife was recording him doing something

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she didn't like, it would have ended up on social media.

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The guy just does it to make a point for

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its intended audience, her, and she still blew the f

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up at him. Just imagine if he had posted this

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online and then you had thousands of people yelling back

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at her, you're awful for eating this man's food when

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you said you didn't want any.

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I mean, she's gonna get some support from women that

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do the same thing, but she also claims to eat

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very healthy, so I'm sure the first couple of comments

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will be some of her little snarky friends that are like, oh,

473
00:24:18.880 --> 00:24:20.640
I thought the keen one salad was in the cooler,

474
00:24:20.680 --> 00:24:22.680
why are you eating the fries now? So she's got

475
00:24:22.680 --> 00:24:25.720
a there's a lot of attacks on different levels that

476
00:24:25.759 --> 00:24:27.440
she was going to have to expect.

477
00:24:27.880 --> 00:24:31.119
And keeping in mind also that some people seem to

478
00:24:31.160 --> 00:24:34.559
think that if you only eat some of someone else's fries,

479
00:24:34.680 --> 00:24:40.039
those calories don't count. Yes they do, They absolutely do.

480
00:24:40.400 --> 00:24:42.799
Every French fry you put in your mouth, whether you

481
00:24:43.000 --> 00:24:45.799
ordered it or not, your body doesn't know. It's still

482
00:24:45.839 --> 00:24:48.480
going to count those calories. They're not free.

483
00:24:50.279 --> 00:24:53.119
Damn the important that you are, the married man among us,

484
00:24:53.200 --> 00:24:54.359
how do you handle this?

485
00:24:55.039 --> 00:24:55.480
I don't.

486
00:24:55.599 --> 00:24:57.359
My wife tells me I'm not allowed to eat idy

487
00:24:57.359 --> 00:24:59.920
of the fries until we get home, and I'm sad.

488
00:25:03.000 --> 00:25:04.519
And what happens when she eats yours?

489
00:25:06.160 --> 00:25:07.960
She already she actually gets her own fries.

490
00:25:08.160 --> 00:25:13.000
No, oh see, yeah, wisdom, does she let you have hers?

491
00:25:14.680 --> 00:25:18.160
Uh? It's actually if there's any left, she'll offer them

492
00:25:18.200 --> 00:25:18.400
to me.

493
00:25:18.480 --> 00:25:18.680
Yeah.

494
00:25:18.759 --> 00:25:21.079
But that's why it makes Really, it really doesn't make sense.

495
00:25:21.480 --> 00:25:24.519
You each get your own, you eat what you want.

496
00:25:24.559 --> 00:25:27.200
If there's any left that the other person wants, then sure,

497
00:25:27.319 --> 00:25:31.599
go for it. But my struggle is, Look, there are

498
00:25:31.599 --> 00:25:34.640
two types of people in this world. You had two

499
00:25:34.720 --> 00:25:39.400
types of childhoods. One is you eat some of the

500
00:25:39.440 --> 00:25:43.000
French fries on the way home because that's when they're best.

501
00:25:43.480 --> 00:25:46.799
The other is you're not allowed to touch the fries

502
00:25:46.880 --> 00:25:51.039
until you get home. I grew up in the ladder,

503
00:25:51.480 --> 00:25:53.799
meaning we got to eat fries on the way home.

504
00:25:53.880 --> 00:25:57.079
Typically would order an extra fry for the car for

505
00:25:57.160 --> 00:26:00.920
everyone to munch on until we got home. Tara, my wife,

506
00:26:01.000 --> 00:26:04.119
grew up in the former fashion, which is no one

507
00:26:04.160 --> 00:26:06.079
was allowed to touch the fries until you got home.

508
00:26:06.119 --> 00:26:07.519
And I told her it's like, that's just not the

509
00:26:07.599 --> 00:26:11.599
right way to go because they're soggy by the time

510
00:26:11.640 --> 00:26:14.559
you get home. They're better in the car, right out

511
00:26:14.559 --> 00:26:15.160
of the back.

512
00:26:16.000 --> 00:26:17.839
So you put your foot down and you can have

513
00:26:17.920 --> 00:26:18.920
some fries on the way home.

514
00:26:19.680 --> 00:26:21.240
No, I put my foot down on the pedals so

515
00:26:21.279 --> 00:26:22.079
we can get home faster.

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to Hangman's dot com. Roj you said you in your

533
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new relationship, your lady just tested you on the food front.

534
00:27:34.480 --> 00:27:36.160
Well, I was just saying, though, like there's also a

535
00:27:36.200 --> 00:27:38.240
different angle that you have to look at. Sometimes they

536
00:27:38.279 --> 00:27:40.720
also want to try what you're eating, so they'll offer

537
00:27:40.839 --> 00:27:44.079
up the food that they have that you ordered for them,

538
00:27:44.119 --> 00:27:46.720
and you didn't want any of it, so you didn't ask.

539
00:27:47.359 --> 00:27:49.960
But we were at breakfast yesterday and like, do you

540
00:27:50.000 --> 00:27:53.079
want to try some of my pancakes? Nope, you eat

541
00:27:53.079 --> 00:27:55.400
what you're gonna eat, and if there's anything left, I'll

542
00:27:55.400 --> 00:27:59.079
take a bite, because I got the Monte Cristo, which

543
00:27:59.160 --> 00:28:01.680
is just incredible at this play. I can't even remember

544
00:28:01.680 --> 00:28:05.240
the name of the place, but it was fantastic. And

545
00:28:05.319 --> 00:28:07.519
she's like, that looks really good, and my response was

546
00:28:07.559 --> 00:28:08.319
it really is?

547
00:28:09.680 --> 00:28:13.400
That's it? Do you want to try some? No, it

548
00:28:13.480 --> 00:28:14.960
was on the same menu you read.

549
00:28:16.119 --> 00:28:20.640
I'm always fascinated by the boundaries people will set. And

550
00:28:20.960 --> 00:28:24.519
you are William Travis in front of the Alamo drawing

551
00:28:24.559 --> 00:28:27.000
your line in the sand, or, in this case, the

552
00:28:27.039 --> 00:28:30.880
breakfast table, saying, actually, that's a different thing.

553
00:28:31.160 --> 00:28:32.039
You are Gandolf.

554
00:28:35.960 --> 00:28:37.720
It should have been better on my Texas history on

555
00:28:37.759 --> 00:28:39.880
this one, because you're not asking for her to come

556
00:28:39.920 --> 00:28:41.920
over here and fight with you alongside the money.

557
00:28:41.960 --> 00:28:42.240
Crystal.

558
00:28:42.519 --> 00:28:44.119
So you are a gandolf and you were saying you

559
00:28:44.119 --> 00:28:46.839
shall not pass and she has to abide by it.

560
00:28:47.400 --> 00:28:50.039
Oh she I mean she looked like she thoroughly enjoyed

561
00:28:50.079 --> 00:28:52.160
her breakfast. I know I thoroughly enjoyed mine.

562
00:28:52.480 --> 00:28:54.119
Was she mad at you for not offering up any

563
00:28:54.160 --> 00:28:54.960
of your money, Crystal?

564
00:28:55.400 --> 00:29:00.559
Nope, I didn't ask. She seemed very happy with the

565
00:29:01.000 --> 00:29:03.880
with the food that she got. I was delighted by

566
00:29:03.920 --> 00:29:05.880
the food that I got, and then the bill came,

567
00:29:06.359 --> 00:29:08.799
I paid it and we went on our merry. Way

568
00:29:09.000 --> 00:29:12.759
was never discussed again. There's no hey, can I try

569
00:29:12.759 --> 00:29:16.000
some of yours? No, that's the answer.

570
00:29:17.319 --> 00:29:19.559
So I will admit if someone asks, hey, can I try,

571
00:29:19.720 --> 00:29:23.480
I'll be like, yeah, that's fine, but what But if

572
00:29:23.519 --> 00:29:27.119
it starts getting more than it's like, this is my food,

573
00:29:27.400 --> 00:29:28.160
I'd like it.

574
00:29:28.839 --> 00:29:29.519
Yeah.

575
00:29:29.920 --> 00:29:32.119
Or if you're going into the restaurant and you go, hey,

576
00:29:32.519 --> 00:29:34.720
do you want to split the burger here is pretty big?

577
00:29:35.000 --> 00:29:37.160
Or you know the portion here is pretty big? Do

578
00:29:37.200 --> 00:29:39.599
you want to split it? Then that's you know, that's

579
00:29:39.599 --> 00:29:42.880
an agreement that you make entering the restaurant.

580
00:29:43.279 --> 00:29:45.960
And sometimes maybe you just go full havesies, like she

581
00:29:46.160 --> 00:29:49.400
orders one entree, you order an entrey. You both cut

582
00:29:49.400 --> 00:29:52.119
it in half and you switch so you know, both

583
00:29:52.160 --> 00:29:53.480
people get a little bit of both.

584
00:29:53.559 --> 00:29:54.880
If that's if that's what you.

585
00:29:54.880 --> 00:30:02.519
Want, that's a gateway. That's how it starts. That's how

586
00:30:02.559 --> 00:30:05.039
it all starts. Then see what you're doing. You're you

587
00:30:05.160 --> 00:30:07.480
think you're giving great advice, and then that half turns

588
00:30:07.480 --> 00:30:08.880
into three quarters.

589
00:30:09.119 --> 00:30:11.480
Oh, I'm not saying this is how someone should do it.

590
00:30:11.559 --> 00:30:14.640
I'm just saying, different couples have different arrangements.

591
00:30:15.039 --> 00:30:18.160
You need to figure out the arrangement that's going to

592
00:30:18.200 --> 00:30:20.000
work for you and your relationship.

593
00:30:22.119 --> 00:30:24.400
I mean, you can always tell who's who's a little

594
00:30:24.480 --> 00:30:27.119
you know, who's sweet and who's selfish. You can you

595
00:30:27.119 --> 00:30:30.799
can see that from how they order and how they

596
00:30:31.440 --> 00:30:35.279
how they go about their consumption of said food. You'd

597
00:30:35.319 --> 00:30:37.240
be like, you know, that's a very selfish person right there,

598
00:30:37.599 --> 00:30:38.160
she took all.

599
00:30:38.039 --> 00:30:41.319
The Just just because I've been married for thirteen years

600
00:30:41.400 --> 00:30:44.519
doesn't mean I am an expert on what you should

601
00:30:44.599 --> 00:30:47.359
or should not do in relationships. Because what I do

602
00:30:47.519 --> 00:30:50.079
or don't do in mine may not work in yours.

603
00:30:50.519 --> 00:30:52.839
I'm smart enough to realize that. That's part of the

604
00:30:52.880 --> 00:30:55.440
problem people in relationships have, especially when it comes to

605
00:30:55.480 --> 00:30:59.480
social media. They'll start seeing things online and think that's

606
00:30:59.480 --> 00:31:02.839
how we should be. Well, those are two completely different people.

607
00:31:02.880 --> 00:31:06.839
You don't know their backgrounds, their upbrings, their childhood, their experiences,

608
00:31:07.400 --> 00:31:09.960
any of that stuff. You're just seeing what's right there

609
00:31:09.960 --> 00:31:12.480
in front of you. So what on the surface looks

610
00:31:12.519 --> 00:31:17.839
like might be a good idea might completely detonate your relationship.

611
00:31:17.880 --> 00:31:18.759
If you tried to do it.

612
00:31:20.400 --> 00:31:22.079
On the other hand, it might be amazing in that

613
00:31:22.119 --> 00:31:24.119
you should think, well, now I need to find somebody new.

614
00:31:24.240 --> 00:31:26.200
I see again, it's all this is all you know.

615
00:31:26.240 --> 00:31:27.559
It's personal. You make it about you.

616
00:31:27.599 --> 00:31:27.759
Trey.

617
00:31:27.799 --> 00:31:28.079
Have you.

618
00:31:29.839 --> 00:31:31.960
Have you crossed this bridge yet with your new lady

619
00:31:31.960 --> 00:31:33.759
As far as how you're going to do the boundaries

620
00:31:33.759 --> 00:31:36.000
on food, I don't have.

621
00:31:35.960 --> 00:31:40.839
A big issue of sharing food, So it's it's just

622
00:31:40.960 --> 00:31:43.880
not an issue. Like a couple of times we've been out,

623
00:31:43.920 --> 00:31:46.839
we've actually kind of done that. Each order something and

624
00:31:47.039 --> 00:31:49.160
and split it with each other.

625
00:31:49.319 --> 00:31:52.319
So yeah, there it is.

626
00:31:52.400 --> 00:31:54.480
Roch is shaking his head like that's the wrong thing,

627
00:31:54.599 --> 00:31:56.119
Rise being so judgmental.

628
00:31:56.200 --> 00:31:58.680
If it works for Trey and his new lady, it works,

629
00:31:59.480 --> 00:32:02.680
and and he's gonna want what happens, mark my words.

630
00:32:02.799 --> 00:32:04.960
Then she's gonna ask for hey, can you make my

631
00:32:05.000 --> 00:32:07.599
peace a little bit bigger because you're not, And then

632
00:32:07.920 --> 00:32:10.200
then the whole thing, and then she murders you in

633
00:32:10.200 --> 00:32:10.640
your sleep.

634
00:32:10.759 --> 00:32:14.480
I'm just saying, this is how it starts. And that's

635
00:32:14.519 --> 00:32:15.480
why when she when she.

636
00:32:15.480 --> 00:32:17.640
Murders me in my sleep, it will not be over food.

637
00:32:18.400 --> 00:32:21.599
It will be for something else and still warranted.

638
00:32:24.200 --> 00:32:27.319
I would just like the visual of them coming to

639
00:32:27.400 --> 00:32:30.359
Trey's house to arrest her for murdering Tray and she's

640
00:32:30.400 --> 00:32:31.119
eating fries.

641
00:32:33.000 --> 00:32:44.519
I finally got my behalf mother, Take me away, lock

642
00:32:44.599 --> 00:32:46.519
me up, throw away to the kid. It's so worthy.

643
00:32:49.759 --> 00:32:53.039
I'm loving it.

644
00:32:53.079 --> 00:32:56.759
Not but whatever, Uh, one more thing before we take

645
00:32:56.799 --> 00:32:58.799
off for today. Speaking of food is a little segue

646
00:32:58.880 --> 00:33:02.119
for us. You guys, remember when we were kids, how

647
00:33:02.240 --> 00:33:05.519
they always there's always the news story about parents should

648
00:33:05.599 --> 00:33:08.000
check their kids Halloween candy, make sure there's no razor

649
00:33:08.000 --> 00:33:11.519
blades in it. Mh, Well, it's the it's a whole

650
00:33:11.519 --> 00:33:17.799
new day and age. Now in Pennsylvania, suspected cocaine was

651
00:33:17.799 --> 00:33:20.720
found in a trick or treat bag in Pennsylvania. So

652
00:33:20.839 --> 00:33:23.640
now people, you know, police are asking parents would check

653
00:33:23.680 --> 00:33:28.160
their children's candy after an early tricker treat in Pennsylvania.

654
00:33:28.640 --> 00:33:33.680
And I'm this is another example. Kids today have it

655
00:33:33.920 --> 00:33:38.240
so easy. When we were kids, it was warnings about

656
00:33:38.359 --> 00:33:41.039
razor blades and your snickers. These kids are getting blow

657
00:33:41.119 --> 00:33:42.640
and it's just not fair. They don't know how good

658
00:33:42.680 --> 00:33:43.160
they got it.

659
00:33:44.359 --> 00:33:44.720
Okay.

660
00:33:44.839 --> 00:33:47.319
I was wondering where you were going with that, because

661
00:33:48.640 --> 00:33:52.200
candy nose candy, I get it sometimes that'll mess you up.

662
00:33:52.240 --> 00:33:55.440
Also, pick a better neighborhood. I don't know where you're.

663
00:33:55.759 --> 00:33:58.319
Oh, I imagine they're in a really nice neighborhood.

664
00:33:58.599 --> 00:34:02.680
Yeah yeah, if you're uncut Bolivia marching powder, that's a

665
00:34:02.720 --> 00:34:03.640
good neighborhood.

666
00:34:03.640 --> 00:34:05.279
I'm going trick retreating there.

667
00:34:05.559 --> 00:34:09.400
When the parents aren't going to miss a baggy you're upscale,

668
00:34:10.159 --> 00:34:12.039
I can't. I can probably tell you some neighborhoods in

669
00:34:12.079 --> 00:34:13.199
Dallas for this might happen.

670
00:34:13.639 --> 00:34:17.559
Absolutely, What did you get?

671
00:34:17.760 --> 00:34:19.840
I got a couple of fun size, I got some

672
00:34:19.880 --> 00:34:21.519
regularly like ink size Snickers.

673
00:34:21.519 --> 00:34:23.280
I got some regular Eminems.

674
00:34:23.360 --> 00:34:26.000
I got a kilo of Peruvian shake.

675
00:34:26.679 --> 00:34:30.079
This good the street value of that.

676
00:34:30.079 --> 00:34:32.840
Bag yeah, I mean, look, if you find a neighborhood

677
00:34:32.880 --> 00:34:35.760
that's given out king size crack, then you go back

678
00:34:35.760 --> 00:34:36.760
to that neighborhood.

679
00:34:37.840 --> 00:34:39.440
I mean, it's too easy just to give them cash.

680
00:34:39.440 --> 00:34:41.000
You got to teach them how to sell some stuff.

681
00:34:42.559 --> 00:34:44.360
I mean they are going door to door.

682
00:34:50.800 --> 00:34:53.559
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683
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You can also find and follow the show on social

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686
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