June 17, 2024

Appalling, Shameful, and Frightening | EPISODE 100

Appalling, Shameful, and Frightening | EPISODE 100

Tragedy strikes inside the Treehouse! Why didn't Dan make it to Vermafest? Teachers are doing OnlyFans in the classroom, and Wrong Answers Only! Episode 100 is a great milestone, and we celebrate stupidly.

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Tragedy strikes inside the Treehouse! Why didn't Dan make it to Vermafest? Teachers are doing OnlyFans in the classroom, and Wrong Answers Only! Episode 100 is a great milestone, and we celebrate stupidly.

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PAX - Heavy rains, floods in Florida cause mass flight cancellations & delays (paxnews.com)

Former Lamar CISD teacher alleges revenge porn by ex-boyfriend, seeks legal action (fox26houston.com)

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About the show: The Treehouse is a comedy podcast about all things stupid. Leave your worries outside and join Dan O'Malley, Trey Trenholm, Raj Sharma, and their guests for laughs about current events, stupid news, and the comedy of their everyday lives. If it's stupid, it's in here.

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It is time to leave your where
he's outside and come laugh with us inside

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the Treehouse. I'm Daniel Malley along
with Tree Trendholm and Raj Sharma. This

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is episode one hundred of the Treehouse
Podcast. Yes, yes, I feel

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like we should have some fireworks or
some kind of fanfare. You should well,

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maybe some applause. Now, all
right, I didn't plan this,

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but if you ask for it,
I will give it. Yeah, thank

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you, Thank you everyone and burn
in. Yeah, the Emperor wave is

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very convincing from me. I don't
know why that ended with that part the

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buttons right next to it. It
just seemed fitting. Actually, let's say

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somehow fitting. Uh so episode one
hundred Inside the Treehouse and it look,

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we've done way more than a hundred
of these as it is, technically we'd

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already done more. I mean,
we had released podcasts when we were on

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the radio still, but all that
was was whatever one clip from the day

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we felt like turning into the podcast
for the day because we had to.

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That doesn't count, no, but
it counts on the list of our hosting

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platform. It counts all of them. But so as far as this these

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episodes are concerned, for this show, this podcast. This is episode one

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hundred, but we've done way more
than that because we've done what like forty

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something Friday episodes. We've done thirty
something Treehouse Plus episodes, which if you

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did not hear Treehouse Plus number thirty
two, you can do that right now.

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Go to patreon dot com slash Treehouse
on Air. Five bucks a month

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will get you that bonus episode usually
one per week of a Deeper Inside the

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Treehouse for the Treehouse Plus program.
That's Patreon dot com slash Treehouse on Air

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Plus. You have the football episodes
that we've done about sixteen of during the

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football season, so I mean we've
done a lot more than one hundred.

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You're right right. It still looks
cool seeing the one zero and the zero,

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so yeah for us. Yeah,
and again somehow fitting that actually this

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this should have been you know how
in one of the greatest movies of all

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time, the hero that young Keenan
Ivory Wayans looks up to in the film

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I'm Gonna Get You Suck teaches him
what it's like to be a neighborhood hero.

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What's one of the things he tells? You got to have theme music.

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Yes, the last twenty four hours
the band following me around the Fort

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Lauderdale Hollywood International Airport. Was this
just over and over and over again,

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And then hundreds of other people joined
in, and it was a chorus of

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sad trombone theme music people because all
of our flights got canceled. Now,

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where was the You said it was
because of weather. No, okay,

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I said, Spirit Airlines said it
was because of weather. Ah, they

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lied. Ultimately, we don't know. Here's what happened. I was supposed

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to take all right, Hang up, let me throw out a quick disclaimer

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here before someone throws out the very
obviously you get for flowing Spirard airbloods.

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I know that, no shit.
I've flown Spirit Airlines enough to know where

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I where, where they're okay,
and where they're terrible. They're okay getting

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from Dallas to the islands. They're
actually in our experience, which we've had

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a lot of over the years of
traveling to and from the islands. Spirit

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has the best track record with our
experience. So that's who we typically fly

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when getting off the island. Anywhere
else in the country, we will happily

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choose a different airline because we know
better. I've flown with them a few

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times. They're always on time and
got me there early. I will just

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say that. And when they're on
their game, they're among the better ones.

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And I remember one time Steve Noviella
from Fox Moore tried from Fox four,

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tried giving me a hard time,
calling me cheap. And this is

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this is the consumer reporter for Fox
four calling mee cheap for flying Spirit Airlines

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and I and I said, Steve, I get more value on Spirit.

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And in some cases I can get
a better seat on Spirit, like the

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big front seat will cost less than
the economy seat on American. Plus in

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my recent experience with American, that
hasn't been good at all. Because there

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was one time trying to get to
the island, we had to stop in

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Miami. They lost two planes.
Yes, and that was our last straw

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with them. That's where like,
you know what, you've been so bad,

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you're gonna make us fly Spirit.
And they did pretty good until yesterday.

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Because yesterday get to Fort What is
it I was gonna ask you.

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You said it's not because of weather, but I thought there was like a

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tropical system moving through. Yes,
Yes, So I'm glad you brought that

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up. We were watching the weather, and there has been let me back

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up for it. Okay. I
get on a plane in Saint Thomas and

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that Spirit Airline flight gets me to
UH Fort Lauderdale for my connecting flight that's

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supposed to go to Dallas and arrive
see Thursday night. Supposed to fly in

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Thursday night. And during my three
and a half hour layover that I have,

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I was watching the news about all
the flooding that South Florida has been

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experiencing, and I saw a graphic
on there that showed rainfall in inches various

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spots of South Florida, Miami Dade. You know, Broward County, which

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is where Fort Lauderdale is, North
Miami, which I learned for one of

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my Uber drivers is in a bit
of a basin got the worst of it

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at over twenty inches of rain since
Tuesday. From Tuesday to Thursday, over

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twenty inches of rain. Other parts
of South Florida saw more than thirteen inches,

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with another four to eight expected through
the weekend or something. I think

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that's changed now, but whatever.
So parts of South Florida almost two feet

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of rain in two days, so
it was bad. The day before on

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Wednesday, apparently they canceled a ton
of flights. Then on Thursday we fly

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in, have no problem landing at
the airport to fly in. Then when

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it comes time to start boarding from
my connecting flight to Doubt, I see

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the pilots. That's always a good
sign. The pilots are there. They

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show up, they go down the
jetway down to the plane. They're hanging

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out, they're waiting. And then
it's like fifteen minutes after we're supposed to

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start boarding, and people are starting
to get antsy because well it's a it's

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air travel. And about thirty minutes
goes by, and then they say,

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sorry for the delay, folks,
we're just waiting on the flight attendants.

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When the rest of the crew gets
here, we will get you on board

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and we'll get you to Dallas.
Yay, okay. After about twenty more

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minutes, we're all getting really restless
now, and we start hearing flights getting

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canceled to other cities. Raleigh,
Durham had a flight canceled, Baltimore had

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a flight canceled, and another one
somewhere on the East coast. So I'm

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thinking, maybe there's weather north of
us on the East coast that's blocking those

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flights. And then they pick up
the think attention spiritu onlines passengers flying to

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Dallas Fort Worth on flight thirty one
twenty six, we're canceling that now due

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to weather. Oh whoa, whoa, what do you mean? Like thirty

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minutes ago you said it was a
flight attendant issue. Now you're saying it's

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because of weather. Something seems afoot. So that now the scramble is on.

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People are trying to figure out what
to do. They tell people go

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to go to the customer service,
go to the ticket agents, go to

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the rebooking station downstairs. So I
was like, okay, well I looked

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up on my phone saw another flight
to Dallas like leaving like two hours later.

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So I ran down to that gate
to see if they had any room.

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Like, now, we don't have
anything. We're over sold. Well

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of course you are, because there's
one thing airlines love to do. It's

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to overseell flights. So I go
downstairs and get in the gargantuan line that

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is known as rebooking. And when
I say gargantuan, I mean it.

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I mean we're talking John Holmes plus
all the dudes on black dot com size.

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It snakes out the door into the
south Florida Weather where they still got

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marauding monk. He's flying around by
the way, and in this time,

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we're all trying to figureut what's going
on. We're in this rebooking line.

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This line's going to take hours.
And then this lady starts handing around these

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little Spirit business cards with a QR
code. Here you can text and talk

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to the to the the people and
they can help you with the rebooking your

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flights and stuff. Okay, cool. And then this one of the airport

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information people hands us this card,
so I start texting with Spirit Customer Service

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texting, which at first was really
helpful, it seemed. So then I

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while I'm waiting for their response,
and to that, I'm standing in line

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and it's moving I don't know,
an inch every thirty minutes, and so

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I decide I'm gonna call. I'm
gonna see what happens. So I call,

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and then very nice lady I speak
to says, yeah, I think

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we can get this figured out for
you. And then she says, I'm

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sorry, they're not letting me rebook
your flight. Let me kick this up

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to my supervisor. Don't give you
a call back. I was like,

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okay, here. Yeah, you
got to call me back on this number.

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I am still waiting to hear from
that woman, by the way,

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so I never heard back from Cindy. So then the the spirit person says,

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Okay, you can go upstairs and
talk to the ticket agents up there

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and they can help you with rebooking. All right, fine, so I'll

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go up the stairs. I'll leave
the line, the rebooking line, of

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which there's like two of them or
three of them, we're not even sure

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at this point. There's one on
the first floor, there's one on the

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second floor. And then she's saying, go talk to the ticketing agent.

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So I'm gonna go talk to the
ticketing agents. I go to the agent

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assist section of Spirit and it's a
madhouse up there too, because at this

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point they've canceled like five or six
flights and people are just you know,

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they're pissed. And this lady tells
I asked this lady to say, okay,

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lady downstairs to me to come up
here and talk to one of these

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people. Is that gonna be helpful? Or do I need to go back

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downstairs? And she's like she was, and then I said, or she

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handed me this QR code thing and
she's like that right there, that's all

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you need. Like, are you
sure I can get rebooked? All I

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gotta do is just is this doctor's
money on the phone. She's like yes,

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and she was very adamant about it. And I said, when's the

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next flight to DFW. She said
it not until the sixteenth. I said

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that's not going to work for me
because that's the day I have to be

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doing stuff for work. And so
she's like, well, that's all I

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can tell you right now, call
them, call the number, do the

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texting things like fine. So now
I'm worried about not having a hotel room

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for the night because she just said
there's no flights until the sixteenth. It's

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the fourteenth, way hang on,
it was the thirteenth. It was the

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thirteenth. There weren't going to be
flights until the sixteenth, which is Sunday,

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the day after Vermfest. That's no
good. So I was like,

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let me at least get a hotel
room before all these other people buy them

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all. So I book a hotel
room and I go to the hotel and

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I check in, and I call
the number. I go across the street.

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I'm on hold with the number.
I'm having a drink sitting at the

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bar. I'm about to order dinner
because it's seven o'clock in Fort Lauderdale and

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I'm at a place called the Fish
Grill and it sounds really good. So

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then I finally talked to a lady
on the phone and she says, we

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can't do that on the phone.
You need to be at the airport.

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I'm like, you've got to be
kidding me. Wow. I was after

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I'd already waited in line for over
an hour, and now I've lost that

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spot. So now I go back
to the airport. This is uber number

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two. Back to the airport and
in line for an additional three plus hours.

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And then right as I get to
the front of the line, there

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are three people in front of me. Three people in front of me at

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a new, fresh, rested Spirit
Airlines agent approaches the front of the line

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and she says, this kiosk is
closed. Wow, but everyone remain in

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the line you are currently in,
maintain your positions and follow me upstairs.

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Now we're going back up to where
I was sent before, and they didn't

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help me at all. So now
there's an army of ticket agents as opposed

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to two. Really, look,
everyone was really tired that day. The

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only people more tired than me and
my fellow canceled passengers for these two rebooking

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ages. Of me, they looked
haggard. Yeah, so they send us,

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So they send us upstairs. I
talked to a very nice lady.

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At this point, I'm so beyond
anything. I just want something to eat,

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I want something to drink, and
I want to fall asleep. And

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it's eleven o'clock and I talked to
this lady and she says, I'm be

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honest with you. You're not gonna
like your options. I was like,

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laying on me. I've had three
hours plus to think about this. Let's

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see we can figure out. She
says, I can get you on a

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flight on Saturday morning. I was
like, that's not what I wanted,

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but that's better than the sixteenth.
She says. It'll take you through New

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York and get you into Dallas late
afternoon on Saturday. Well that's not any

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good, she says, And I
said, what's the next option after that?

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The next direct flight is Sunday.
It's like, okay, well that's

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not doing me any good either.
I said, how about this because I've

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been on my phone looking at available
flights too anywhere. Can you just send

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me home? Mm? And he
said yes, and see like, I'm

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very sorry, and and she said, and I quote, you should be

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able to get a refund on this
because you didn't get to your destination and

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all this stuff happened. I was
like, okay, but you use the

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most dangerous word in the English language. Should did you take any pictures any

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of this? Uh? Huh?
Okay. I'm now going to show you

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a photo of my exchange where I
put that of my text exchange with Spirit

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Airlines yesterday. Okay. So it
starts out with this is the very end

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of my text chain over hours yesterday, okay. At the top of it,

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it says, and again this is
after hours. You've been placed in

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line to chat with the representative.
We are experiencing higher than normal volume at

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the moment. This was four hours
later that they say this. Because I

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got I got requeued my response.
I've noticed they respond back, we have

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received your message. You are currently
in Q and your message will be answered

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in the order it was received.
So I sent back that which is a

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human skeleton holding a cell phone.
That's me I'm dead, right, And

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again the message that preceded it was, we have received your message. You

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are currently in Q and your message
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received. Then I then replied to
that message a picture of a skeleton.

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I e. Me dead, holding
my phone waiting, RAJ. Can you

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read their response? We have received
your message and you are currently in Q

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and the message will be answered in
the order it was received. A lot

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of good, my lot of good, Dead, Dan, did did you

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have any pictures of at the airport
or the line or anything? Yes,

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hang on, I didn't. Even
if he was an injury attorney, it

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would be Trey mister evidence training.
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that's waiting. That's that's actually halfway
through the line. So where I'm trying

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to get is you see that man
in the teal hat standing in front of

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the silver pole. In between that
pole and that spirit sign are the two

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very haggard ladies trying to rebook people. Oh I took that photo after probably

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two hours. Yeah, you're a
better man than so. You weren't even

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in the airport. So like,
because I was having this thought, like

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I thought you were kind of like
at the gate because at that point this

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is where I, you know,
think back to drunk me, because drunk

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me. If I'm sitting at an
airport all day, drunk me is gonna

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be really drunk. No. See
this actually was this. They actually said,

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you people, your flight's been canceled. You need to leave the secure

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area and go downstairs where the ticketing
stuff is. And it's like this area

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right here is next to baggage claim. Yeah, there's no bar. No,

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And even if there was, I'm
flying solo. I can't leave my

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spot in line to go do anything
like get a drink or pee. Yeah,

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so I would like to dedicate my
next Uti Di Spard Airlines. And

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people always wonder like, what's the
benefit the benefit of being verified on social

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media platforms. I was flying from
Jacksonville to Dallas, gone with the with

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the Brad Williams to go watch AW
pay per view in Jacksonville. Our buddy

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was wrestling that night. He lives
in Cedar Hill. He left and his

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fight was two hours before mine.
He texted me He's like, hey,

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man, just got home. Hit
me when you get when you land and

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come by the house for a drink. Okay, So I get you know,

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get get through security and all that
good stuff. Get to it's American

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Airlines, which is ranked number fourteenth
amongst airlines in the United States. I

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didn't even know there were that many
airlines left, that is correct. I

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think it's like Suncoast Charter beats them. They're actually pretty good. So I

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get to the gate that I'm at
and it just says delayed, and it's

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delayed like an hour and a half, two hours whatever. So I was

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about to go to the bar,
grab a drink and let me see,

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let me just ask why it's being
delayed because my buddy just left, and

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she goes, oh, there's weather
in DFW. I send a Twitter message

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or x now but Twitter back then
to DFW Airport and I say to their

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official account, I said, is
there any weather in the area and they

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said spotty rain around the Metroplex,
but no ground stop. I take a

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screenshot of that and I send it
to American Airlines their official account, and

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here's what I wrote. I said, you're telling everybody at the Jacksonville Airport

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that there's a ground stoppage at DFW. Here's their official response. You need

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to get these planes moving or I'm
going to show every single passenger in every

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single delayed flight this message that there
is no ground stoppage. And I went

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up to the counter and I said
how long until we board? And she

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goes, well, again there's ground
stoppage. I said, okay, and

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then our flight is ready to go
within thirty minutes. They didn't even check

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my boarding pass. She goes,
have a good flight, mister Sharma,

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and the snarl on her face.
She was so angry. And our flight

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left before the flight that was supposed
to leave before us. Jesus. Yeah,

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so that helps. I might actually
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Yes, a lot of times,
because they've got all the rules about

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time and you know, you can
spend x amount of the flight crewis you

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know, only be in the air
a certain amount of time, and so

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like that may be the case.
Like they actually pulled a flight crew from

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another plane put it on yours and
then that plane. You said, yeah,

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I was in the elevator with the
I took a picture. You said,

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the two American airlines as well,
because they have their pants have a

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certain like this is the red and
blue stripe, so you know it's American

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Airlines. And I took a picture
of his pants and the shoes, and

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I go, what's going on with
your airline? He goes, imagine flying

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for them? Yeah, that was
his response. I'm like, I don't

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want to be on that guy's flight. He sounds mad. Yeah, you

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don't want to be on the disgruntled
pilot's flight. No, the So here's

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here's another wrinkle on this. So
they tell us originally the delay was because

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no flight attendants. Then out of
nowhere, poof, it's because of weather.

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So when you're standing in line,
you get to look up lots of

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things because he's trying, I'm just
trying to kill time I'm on board,

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but I'm also trying not to kill
whatever juice I've got left in my phone

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because I needed to talk toustomer service
or whatever. That's not doing a good

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job texting me back, clearly because
they killed me. But I did manage

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to look up you know, the
you know, patient or not patient passenger

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Bill of Rights for airline cancelation type
of stuff, and our dear friends at

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AARP had an article. So I
was reading this yesterday talking about, you

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know, the things you can do
if your flight gets canceled and things to

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be aware of. For one,
they tell you be polite to airline customer

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service reps. I agree with that
for the most part, because I know

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it's not their fault. The gay
agents that are they're just relaying information what

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they're being told. I know it's
not their fault. It's people above them

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that don't have to stand in front
of the public and take the barrage.

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No your rights. Number two,
the US Department of Transportation requires airlines to

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give a full refund to passengers if
a flight gets canceled for any reason.

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Many airlines will try to offer travel
valuchuers for future trips, but if you

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do not have to, but you
do not have to accept credit in lieu

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of cash. If you choose to
be rebooked, airlines quote have to accommodate

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on the next available flight, even
with a competitor airline. But sometimes these

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options are only available in person at
the airport with a customer service center or

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with a gate agent. Okay,
here's my other favorite part. Airlines will

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typically offer meal and hotel vouchers if
a flight is delayed, canceled due to

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staffing or mechanical issues, but they
often will not do so if they claimed

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the delay is due to weather,
even if the weather is on the other

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side of the country, and even
the expert in the story says, but

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it doesn't hurt to ask. I
asked, and I didn't receive. And

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I'm going to show you a photo
of the weather that was happening as my

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flight was being canceled yesterday. Are
you ready? You can check the news

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on this. This is verifiable.
This was the dangerous weather in the sky

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over South Florida yesterday as my flight
was getting canceled. A double rainbow.

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It's a double rainbow. You can't
it's too pretty, right, No,

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I mean you're gonna You're gonna mess
up the whole pot of gold situation.

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Well, I mean the cool thing
was as my uber is driving me from

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my pick who picked me up from
the hotel, took me back to the

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airport because I have to get back
to the airport to get rebooked, because

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you can only do it in person. Apparently, even though the one person

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at the airport said they can do
it on the phone. The person at

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the airport said, yeah, they
could rebook you on the phone. So

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I go and take them on the
phone. Took a place you on the

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phone. They said, no,
you have to be in person. So

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I go on person. The uber
is worried about pulling up in this zone

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to drop me off because there's all
these Broward County Sheriff's deputy vehicles, And

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I said, dude, I don't
think they carries. Like, why do

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you Why do you think that?
I said, because that deputy right there

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is hanging out his driver's side window
doing a landscape photo of the double effing

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rainbow in the sky. I think
you're fine. And then and then the

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flight that was scheduled to leave for
Dallas that was over sold by two spots

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that I couldn't get on left on
time. Interesting. Wow. And then

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and then there's the next morning.
I'll tell you about that in a second.

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there any obvious signs to someone that they

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see like, oh, okay,
this might be a clue to a problem.

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I should call Daniel Cook. Very
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in the ceiling, because what that
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time it comes inside your sheet rock, it's eaten through the gypsum are the

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sheet rock itself, and so then
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and it looks may look a brownish, it may look blackish, it may

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have a lot of different content,
and then it grows because as that water

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absorbs in that sheet rock, it
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It just keeps on expanding out and
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So that's a common one. Also
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what bubbling is, but sometimes they
look at the wall it looks like they

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have little bubbles and the paint will
start to move away from the sheet rock

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because water's getting in between the sheet
rock and the paint and it's causing it

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to bubble and shift. And so
those are very common ones. A lot

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of people though, because maybe the
light in their house, they can't see

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it. Maybe because their ceilings are
so tall in their house they can't see

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them. So unfortunately, you know, you've got to really put some effort

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into seeing some of these items.
And if you see any signs of leaks

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com. Before I tell you about
what happened the next morning at the Fort

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Lauderdale, Hollywood, Florida International Airport, something will make me feel better about

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all this as much as humanly possible. Two things. One is wrong answers

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only that's coming up. It's a
good one and also something else that will

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make me feel better. It's going
to sound related to airline travel, but

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it's not, and that is cell
you light in puba care Okay, So

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we have those things to look forward
to to make us feel better about me

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not being able to be at Vermafest
because of Spirit Airlines slash South Florida weather.

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Now, my one quick question,
going back to the last segment,

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you didn't you didn't go. I
feel like I haven't taught you well,

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you did not go your inner Indian. I would have gone and said,

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how did that fight just go?
On? Time to Dallas and we're delayed?

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So I would like an explanation because
you're saying it's weather and they just

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left, So can you tell me
how that's possible. I never had that

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chance, I see, because by
the because when I got back to the

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airport, it was around then that
I noticed that that flight. As I'm

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waiting in line to talk to the
rebooking people, that's when I noticed that

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that flight left. Because I got
back to the airport about fifteen twenty minutes

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after that flight left. See,
and they would not put you on standby

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for that flight. There wasn't a
stand by to Beyond. It was already

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oversold by Tooth and they just canceled
this one, so they weren't They already

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had their own issues right, and
those gate agents couldn't do it, and

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I believe I'm screwed. At that
point, I have to go down and

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talk to rebooking. So that's what
I did. Once I'm back in line

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at the rebooking thing, Raj,
I never got a chance to talk to

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anybody until it was time for me
to actually talk to the other agent backupstairs

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to figure out what my actual options
were. At that point, all I

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cared about was what are my options? Right now, It's eleven pm.

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I've been standing in line for over
three hours this go round. I'm tired,

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I'm hungry. I lost my buzz, I lost my layover buzz hours

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hours prior, and and a smellbad
because I need a shower. Been standing

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around in my own filth along with
everybody else's filth up the airport. So

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then then the morning comes, I
go, so I get another uber back

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to my hotel and I instead of
going straight to the hotel, there's a

394
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beautiful, seedy, diviest of dive
bars right across the street from the Hilton.

395
00:29:33.039 --> 00:29:37.000
Yeah, it seems kind of fitting, and so I said, drop

396
00:29:37.039 --> 00:29:38.400
me here. So I go in
there, have a couple of drinks,

397
00:29:38.440 --> 00:29:41.680
met a lovely gentleman who's a paralegal
by the name of Zeke, and I

398
00:29:41.759 --> 00:29:45.960
managed to find one of the few
bars left in the United States you can

399
00:29:45.960 --> 00:29:51.960
smoke inside, and I still have
the proof on my clothes. And despite

400
00:29:52.039 --> 00:29:55.759
all my history of smoking, I
was not at all ever tempted to,

401
00:29:56.160 --> 00:29:56.920
like, hete me get one of
those, even though it was a highly

402
00:29:56.920 --> 00:30:00.400
stressful situation, I have now reached
the point where it's absolutely disgusting. I'm

403
00:30:00.400 --> 00:30:03.960
like, that's how like I normal
wouldn't even want to go into a bar

404
00:30:03.000 --> 00:30:06.480
that's smoking anymore. But I didn't
care. I could stumble back to my

405
00:30:06.519 --> 00:30:08.960
hotel, so anyway. Then I
get about three and a half hours of

406
00:30:10.079 --> 00:30:12.680
low quality sleep because I'm by myself. I'm worried about am I going to

407
00:30:12.720 --> 00:30:15.440
wake up in time to make my
seven am flight. After bat the airport

408
00:30:15.480 --> 00:30:22.359
by five, So I get to
the airport, I'm sitting. I have

409
00:30:22.400 --> 00:30:27.240
a cup of coffee and at least
a twenty four hour old turkey sandwich that

410
00:30:27.279 --> 00:30:30.720
I bought, but that was in
the same kiosk with the coffee, and

411
00:30:30.799 --> 00:30:37.839
as I'm chewing on this cold,
moist turkey sandwich, I hear over the

412
00:30:38.079 --> 00:30:45.640
public address, attention Spirit Airlines customers
flying flight thirty one, twenty six service

413
00:30:45.680 --> 00:30:49.200
to Dallas Fort Worth. We were
boarding and flight well is scheduled to be

414
00:30:49.279 --> 00:30:52.640
leaving on time at six am.
Again, we were boarding now Zone two.

415
00:30:55.440 --> 00:30:57.279
Why it sounds familiar because I'm like, hey, that's the flight number

416
00:30:57.319 --> 00:31:00.240
I had yesterday when it got canceled. So I go to that gate,

417
00:31:00.400 --> 00:31:07.039
like, hey, what about me? So apparently what happened was they had

418
00:31:07.279 --> 00:31:11.640
looked and rescheduled a whole new flight
for the very next morning and managed to

419
00:31:11.720 --> 00:31:15.400
leave a handful of us off of
it. Wow, I guess, because

420
00:31:15.440 --> 00:31:19.400
it was over sold and some of
us who were just hosed. So the

421
00:31:19.440 --> 00:31:23.920
only actual option I had the night
before was the flights to like New York

422
00:31:23.960 --> 00:31:30.519
and stuff, even though there ended
up being a flight the very next morning

423
00:31:30.880 --> 00:31:33.640
that I couldn't get on. Wow, they didn't tell you about it,

424
00:31:33.680 --> 00:31:37.759
and they didn't tell other passengers about
it. I'm guessing, so it's people

425
00:31:37.920 --> 00:31:44.480
were the next one. So I
guess somehow in all of that flux of

426
00:31:44.559 --> 00:31:48.920
the afternoon. That flight filled up
and I didn't even though it was my

427
00:31:48.000 --> 00:31:53.480
original flight, and I even paid
for a seat, So the whole whole

428
00:31:53.480 --> 00:31:59.079
trip got hosed. Makes you wonder, though, It's like somebody you know,

429
00:31:59.160 --> 00:32:05.079
going through this, watching just the
incompetence and and and frustration that that

430
00:32:05.799 --> 00:32:07.960
goes on, and you know,
and eventually they just go up there and

431
00:32:07.960 --> 00:32:10.759
you know, go Hi, my
name is Bob Pittman. You belong in

432
00:32:10.880 --> 00:32:24.640
radio. I believe there's an afternoon
slot with your name on it. They're

433
00:32:24.799 --> 00:32:36.640
just they're just incompetent enough, aren't
you Yes, And then it is it's

434
00:32:36.720 --> 00:32:42.640
like, look, I mean,
uh, cable providers, cell phone service

435
00:32:42.680 --> 00:32:45.960
providers, utility companies, whether it's
what I deal with with Wappa here Er

436
00:32:46.039 --> 00:32:53.720
Cotton, Texas, airline industry,
those are all industries where they're all full

437
00:32:53.759 --> 00:32:59.640
of bad guys, and typically everyone
has a bad thing to say about every

438
00:32:59.680 --> 00:33:02.759
single company that operates in those spaces. Right, people are saying, what's

439
00:33:02.759 --> 00:33:06.240
what you get for? You know, flying Spirit Airlines? Dam Well yeah

440
00:33:06.240 --> 00:33:08.200
I get that, but I've also
had major issues on other airlines. That's

441
00:33:08.200 --> 00:33:12.480
why I relegated myself to even try
Spirit in the first place, but all

442
00:33:12.519 --> 00:33:15.279
the bad stuff I had the other
ones. All it is airline travel is

443
00:33:15.319 --> 00:33:20.279
a wheel of disappointment that you just
keep spinning over and over again, and

444
00:33:20.319 --> 00:33:22.920
you just land on one and you
hope it doesn't disappoint you on that given

445
00:33:23.000 --> 00:33:25.720
day. But it's going to eventually
it's going to catch up with you.

446
00:33:25.960 --> 00:33:30.000
It's not always going to land on
the thing you want. A lot of

447
00:33:30.000 --> 00:33:32.160
times you're gonna hit a WHAMBI Yeah, I mean I was going to Reno

448
00:33:32.359 --> 00:33:37.720
and I was flying Delta because I
won't fly American. Spirit didn't have any

449
00:33:37.039 --> 00:33:40.799
flights into like directly into Reno,
so you had to like again, same

450
00:33:40.839 --> 00:33:44.960
thing, like either you fly to
Fort Lauderdale and then Reno, which is

451
00:33:45.400 --> 00:33:49.559
a cross country so no and Delta
I've never had an issue with. I

452
00:33:49.599 --> 00:33:52.559
had like one a long time ago
where I was going to Amsterdam and then

453
00:33:52.559 --> 00:33:58.480
from Amsterdam to India and it was
because we're flying my ex her mom works

454
00:33:58.480 --> 00:34:01.319
for Delta. We were on the
you know list of you know, all

455
00:34:01.319 --> 00:34:05.880
we have to do is pay the
taxes and then we can fly business class.

456
00:34:06.759 --> 00:34:08.280
And it was just a day and
a half, like we just kept

457
00:34:08.320 --> 00:34:12.679
getting bumped off the standby and then
the next day we were back on and

458
00:34:12.719 --> 00:34:15.960
that was the only hiccup I ever
had with Delta. So this time I

459
00:34:15.000 --> 00:34:17.960
get there and it is weather like, I can see the weather coming in,

460
00:34:19.440 --> 00:34:22.840
and they're like, the flight just
kept getting delayed. So I volunteered.

461
00:34:22.840 --> 00:34:24.840
So this is the Thursday and I'm
like, it's only one show Thursday

462
00:34:24.880 --> 00:34:28.559
night. I can miss that,
but I'll be there for the two shows

463
00:34:28.559 --> 00:34:31.320
Friday, two show Saturday, one
show Sunday. I volunteered. I was

464
00:34:31.360 --> 00:34:34.199
like, can you take me off
this flight. He's like, I'll put

465
00:34:34.199 --> 00:34:36.880
you on the six am to LA
and then you'll be in Reno at eleven

466
00:34:36.960 --> 00:34:40.840
twenty five am. Deal get home. I start looking at the flight.

467
00:34:40.960 --> 00:34:45.360
That six am flight is now nine
ten. Yeah. I'm like, okay,

468
00:34:45.440 --> 00:34:46.920
I have a two and a half
hour layover in LA. I'll still

469
00:34:46.960 --> 00:34:52.599
make my connecting flight. Yep.
Then it's ten ten and it's ten forty.

470
00:34:53.280 --> 00:34:57.599
Then it's ten forty six. I'm
like what does that mean. Then

471
00:34:57.599 --> 00:35:00.519
it's ten fifty and I'm like,
okay, I look at it. It

472
00:35:00.599 --> 00:35:06.679
says getting to La at eleven o
six to lax my connecting flight. No,

473
00:35:06.800 --> 00:35:08.800
sorry, I was supposed to land
at eleven twenty five in Reno.

474
00:35:09.360 --> 00:35:13.679
So if I'm in LA at eleven
oh six, can't be in Reno to

475
00:35:13.679 --> 00:35:15.360
eleven twenty five. And I go, okay, they have to have multiple

476
00:35:15.440 --> 00:35:21.440
flights out. That's just logical,
right. No, we'll have you in

477
00:35:21.440 --> 00:35:24.840
in Reno by eleven thirty if not
Saturday. So now I'm going to miss

478
00:35:24.880 --> 00:35:30.880
the two shows Friday, and now
I'm gonna miss possibly shows Sat. And

479
00:35:30.920 --> 00:35:32.400
I go and same thing with the
vouchers. I was like, okay,

480
00:35:32.440 --> 00:35:36.360
so you know this is your fault. It's been delayed over three hours.

481
00:35:36.400 --> 00:35:38.079
It says one hundred and twenty minutes, but it's been delayed over that.

482
00:35:38.159 --> 00:35:40.239
So where am I going to stay
when I get to La? She goes,

483
00:35:40.719 --> 00:35:45.400
h, that's up to you.
No, No, you're supposed to

484
00:35:45.599 --> 00:35:50.440
you're supposed to take care of that. No weather. Yeah, oh you

485
00:35:50.519 --> 00:35:54.239
pulled the weather card, the weather
card, even though it was not Los

486
00:35:54.280 --> 00:35:58.960
Angeles. Yeah, it's the ultimate. It's the ultimate airline middle finger.

487
00:35:59.039 --> 00:36:02.840
We think the thing if you ever
had flown. If they're no longer in

488
00:36:02.880 --> 00:36:08.559
business, thank god, Northwest Airlines. Yeah, it was simply the worst

489
00:36:08.599 --> 00:36:15.679
airline ever. I flew them three
times should have taken you know, all

490
00:36:15.840 --> 00:36:22.079
same day travel starting Dallas, go
to different places whatever that was three days

491
00:36:22.280 --> 00:36:27.440
it took. It ended up being
nine travel days. Oh wow, And

492
00:36:27.480 --> 00:36:30.800
that was par for the course for
them. So where did you go?

493
00:36:31.239 --> 00:36:45.360
Nowhere? One was going to Montreal
and supposed to be it hit Detroit and

494
00:36:45.400 --> 00:36:50.159
then Detroit to Montreal. Yeah,
ended up the flight was a day late

495
00:36:50.480 --> 00:36:55.239
going from Dallas to Detroit. Got
to Detroit, stuck there for a night.

496
00:36:55.639 --> 00:37:04.519
Oh I'm there, and then and
then uh, we're actually were supposed

497
00:37:04.519 --> 00:37:08.360
to fly into Quebec city. I
didn't had to fly into Montreal. Lost

498
00:37:08.400 --> 00:37:16.440
luggage. Oh and that was just
one leg. Yeah, jesus. Yeah,

499
00:37:16.440 --> 00:37:21.400
they lost my luggage from DC to
so I went on my So I

500
00:37:21.400 --> 00:37:23.719
was performing d C, went d
C to Raleigh, Raley to here,

501
00:37:24.239 --> 00:37:28.199
and they lost my luggage from Raleigh
to here, and they're like, it's

502
00:37:28.239 --> 00:37:30.920
gonna take us three days. We've
located it in They called me the next

503
00:37:30.960 --> 00:37:34.840
day, it's gonna take us three
days to get it to you located it

504
00:37:35.039 --> 00:37:37.360
in Raleigh. We found your back
and then they proceeded tell me what was

505
00:37:37.400 --> 00:37:40.320
in my back, and I was
like, you're not supposed to open my

506
00:37:40.360 --> 00:37:43.400
bag. No, no X ray
machine. I'm like, you know how

507
00:37:43.400 --> 00:37:46.679
many shirts I have in that bag? Machine. That's a fantastical X ray

508
00:37:46.679 --> 00:37:51.519
machine. It really is. Technology
is fantastic. A week and a half

509
00:37:51.599 --> 00:37:53.360
later, I gotta knock at the
door and there's my back. I was

510
00:37:53.440 --> 00:37:57.119
like, yeah, Delta good.
At this point, I was like,

511
00:37:57.119 --> 00:38:00.880
you know what, just keep it
like I've lived without it for you've you've

512
00:38:00.920 --> 00:38:08.079
moved on. I broke up with
my back. I left my bag in

513
00:38:08.199 --> 00:38:14.119
Raleigh. That just sounds like a
bad drug deal. So this, this,

514
00:38:14.119 --> 00:38:16.280
this will make you feel a little
bit better. Nothing like explicit videos

515
00:38:16.440 --> 00:38:21.679
of a school teacher shot inside of
an elementary school to really just you know,

516
00:38:22.440 --> 00:38:24.960
uh, just get you right back
in a happy place. Right,

517
00:38:25.480 --> 00:38:30.039
Yeah, let's do it. So
here's here's the backstory. This happened at

518
00:38:30.039 --> 00:38:37.079
the end of May. We've got
a former a former Lamar Consolidated Independent School

519
00:38:37.119 --> 00:38:44.039
District teacher Richmond, Texas, under
investigation for allegedly shooting sexually explicit videos over

520
00:38:44.119 --> 00:38:50.440
self inside in elementary school classroom.
Lamar CID said the woman already resigned in

521
00:38:50.480 --> 00:38:53.480
February for unspecified reason. The district
said it was not aware of the videos

522
00:38:53.800 --> 00:38:59.639
until the end of May, and
it was on May twenty ninth that Community

523
00:38:59.639 --> 00:39:06.239
Active held a press conference in front
of the school and gave their thoughts on

524
00:39:06.599 --> 00:39:10.639
this teacher and her actions taking pornographic
videos inside the classroom and posting them on

525
00:39:10.679 --> 00:39:15.440
OnlyFans. We expect for you to
go to the Texas Education Agency. We

526
00:39:15.559 --> 00:39:19.639
expect for you to put a block
on this teacher so this teacher cannot go

527
00:39:19.800 --> 00:39:22.360
to another school and do this type
of foolishes. This can be the same

528
00:39:22.400 --> 00:39:27.039
type of teacher that can touch a
child. If you taking your clothes off,

529
00:39:27.159 --> 00:39:31.719
you're smacking your behind, You're flapping
your breasts out and gyrating yourself in

530
00:39:31.800 --> 00:39:37.159
a classroom where students are during the
school day, and you're doing this in

531
00:39:37.239 --> 00:39:40.679
the bathroom. That is unacceptable.
Real quick, do you notice her nails?

532
00:39:43.079 --> 00:39:49.199
So this is Community Activist kend just
something or another. So her nails

533
00:39:49.199 --> 00:39:53.039
are of the claw variety. They're
super long. Funny story at the ferry

534
00:39:53.079 --> 00:39:57.199
this morning, coming back over to
Saint John, there were two ladies that

535
00:39:57.239 --> 00:40:00.159
had fingernails very similar to this,
and they're debit card got stuck in the

536
00:40:00.199 --> 00:40:06.000
atm because they couldn't grab the card
to get it out hilarious. I love

537
00:40:06.039 --> 00:40:09.679
watching them type at the Dallas County
Clerk's office. That's all I can't.

538
00:40:09.719 --> 00:40:13.480
I can't stand it. I hate
hearing it. The tapping drives me nuts.

539
00:40:13.519 --> 00:40:15.559
But anyway, uh, just just
when, just when Candice wraps up,

540
00:40:17.079 --> 00:40:22.000
big time community activist kwanel X has
turned to jump in here. So

541
00:40:22.079 --> 00:40:25.679
basically, what I just I'm gonna
let brother Quanell state his piece and then

542
00:40:25.719 --> 00:40:34.000
I'll close it out. You really
can't make this stuff up. It is

543
00:40:34.119 --> 00:40:39.960
absolutely appalling, shameful, and frightening
that these are the type of educators that

544
00:40:40.000 --> 00:40:46.119
are in an elementary school preaching our
children. When parents send their children to

545
00:40:46.199 --> 00:40:52.760
school, they believe their teachers are
people of the utmost highest character. But

546
00:40:52.920 --> 00:40:59.039
now we write a teacher in the
classroom on school hours, stripping down,

547
00:40:59.199 --> 00:41:02.599
butt naked, bending over, and
showing everything on the video and all you

548
00:41:02.639 --> 00:41:08.960
could see what's cell your light hanging
in pubic al. That's the only fans

549
00:41:09.039 --> 00:41:14.199
content that really just drives people wild. Notice Cannas's face in the background,

550
00:41:14.679 --> 00:41:22.639
Yes, stripping down, butt naked, bending over and showing everything on the

551
00:41:22.719 --> 00:41:25.159
video and all you could see,
what's cell your light hanging in Pubic cab.

552
00:41:25.679 --> 00:41:30.079
This is a disgrace and a shame
that this is the type of educator

553
00:41:30.119 --> 00:41:35.760
and teacher that is in the classroom. And she because she needs to be.

554
00:41:35.760 --> 00:41:38.599
Because if you're gonna be a teacher
showing all that in the classroom,

555
00:41:38.639 --> 00:41:42.920
you need to be clean shaven and
no bumps. That's what I was gonna

556
00:41:42.920 --> 00:41:45.079
say. It's like, you need
to be a little more fit. You

557
00:41:45.119 --> 00:41:50.559
need to be doing lunges and squats
and the little hip thingies and make sure

558
00:41:50.599 --> 00:41:59.400
you're clean shaving. Yeah so great, made multiple videos. Yes, the

559
00:41:59.519 --> 00:42:04.920
district was unaware until we brought this
to their attention. But what we're asking

560
00:42:05.079 --> 00:42:10.199
you do now, that's always the
question at these press conferences that never gets

561
00:42:10.320 --> 00:42:16.239
asked. Where did you find it? He's subscribing? He was disappointed and

562
00:42:16.400 --> 00:42:23.199
what he paid for he did not
pay for Pubic and like the sons of

563
00:42:23.280 --> 00:42:36.679
bitches, I have a VIP membership
plus words the goddamn feet. Where is

564
00:42:36.719 --> 00:42:44.920
her name on the talkboard? How
about we start paying teachers more so they

565
00:42:44.960 --> 00:42:51.360
don't have to do only that's why
he goes by X. You know the

566
00:42:51.440 --> 00:42:55.800
subscription list, not me. It's
a good idea to be a community activist

567
00:42:55.800 --> 00:43:01.559
and go by a pseudonym is in
that way just when your credit card runs

568
00:43:01.559 --> 00:43:07.760
through on the older fans Brimium,
no one knows No, that guy's quem

569
00:43:07.920 --> 00:43:17.360
l ten. You're listening to the
tree House visitors online, that Treehouse on

570
00:43:17.559 --> 00:43:30.480
air dot com. Let's get Jacqueline
from Brooks Plumbing into the tree House now.

571
00:43:30.559 --> 00:43:32.440
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572
00:43:32.480 --> 00:43:37.719
call to one eight thirty eight the
website brook Plumbing Texas dot com. With

573
00:43:37.840 --> 00:43:43.119
all the rain, all the storms, I'm sure that creates problems for people,

574
00:43:43.280 --> 00:43:46.199
and they might be problems that they
might otherwise have missed. Are you

575
00:43:46.199 --> 00:43:50.480
guys seeing a lot of surprise homeowners
right now? Yes? Actually that's a

576
00:43:50.519 --> 00:43:54.039
really good question. I got called
to a house the other day Peer Andbeam

577
00:43:54.159 --> 00:43:58.760
and they said the crawl space was
basically full to the subfloor with water.

578
00:43:59.199 --> 00:44:01.599
It turned out that the bulk of
it was actually rain water, and their

579
00:44:01.599 --> 00:44:06.360
insurance company would not pay for a
remediation team. And it just happened to

580
00:44:06.400 --> 00:44:08.440
be Oliver's truck. And Oliver keeps
a sump pump on his truck. So

581
00:44:08.480 --> 00:44:10.400
we said, hey, we're going
to lend this to you, but we

582
00:44:10.480 --> 00:44:14.480
need it back. We're going to
leave it here overnight and we'll come back

583
00:44:14.519 --> 00:44:17.400
and investigate. We were able to
roll out the possibility of like a freshwater

584
00:44:17.480 --> 00:44:20.880
leak being the cause of all the
water and the cross space, but we

585
00:44:20.880 --> 00:44:25.159
were able to identify a very small
leak on the kitchen sewer line. And

586
00:44:25.199 --> 00:44:28.599
when you've got a leak on the
sewer system, it doesn't leak all the

587
00:44:28.599 --> 00:44:30.519
time, it just leaks when you're
using it. So and the leak was

588
00:44:31.000 --> 00:44:34.559
small, and he's like, oh, well, I have had problems with

589
00:44:34.599 --> 00:44:37.199
the kitchen. I have to get
it snaked on a semi regular basis.

590
00:44:37.239 --> 00:44:39.239
I'm like, well, you've got
a defect there. But we've been seeing

591
00:44:39.239 --> 00:44:44.000
a lot of people who are just
finding defects that they thought were plumbing,

592
00:44:44.960 --> 00:44:47.000
especially in peer and beam houses.
I had a secondary one where they were

593
00:44:47.000 --> 00:44:50.559
like, I'm sure it's a leak, and it was actually my insurance adjuster's

594
00:44:50.599 --> 00:44:52.119
personal home one of them, and
we got there and said, no,

595
00:44:52.320 --> 00:44:55.920
you have no plumbing leaks, but
you've got a massive hole on the back

596
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side of your house and that's skirting
around the the crawl space. And he

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never goes in his backyard I guess
and had no idea it was there.

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And so it's just been interesting stumbling
over. Sometimes plumbing sometimes just happenstance issues.

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But I'm over the rain at this
point in time, and I'm very

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glad. I think we're done for
a little while. I think, well,

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if your house is not done with
water and you're not sure where the

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hell it's coming from, called Jacqueline
and her very very fine team at Brooks

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Plumbing. They'll be happy to come
out and give you a hand. Two

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one fourth three six eight thirty eight
thirty eight. And that website again,

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Brooks Plumbing Texas dot com. You're
in the Treehouse, visit us online at

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Treehouseonair dot com. This segment of
the Treehouse is brought to you by Brooks

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Plumbing. For any and all of
your plumbing wants and needs, be sure

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to call Jacqueline at Brooks Plumbing two
one fourth eight thirty eight thirty eight.

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That's two one four, three six
eight thirty eight thirty eight. And of

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course, the website for Brooks Plumbing
is Brooks Plumbing Texas dot com. Brooks

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Plumbing Texas dot com and Brooks Plumbing
sponsoring this segment is actually pretty fitting because

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we're going to play wrong Answers Only, and it'll all makes sense when when

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I give you the clue. So, Trey, Raj, we're now going

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to play for the fourth or fifth
time, Wrong Answers Only, which I

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will ask you or pose to you
a question or a statement in which you

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have to provide the wrong answer.
Are you ready? I'm ready ready.

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It is time once again for Wrong
Answers Only inside the Treehouse. I'm is

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your host, Daniel Mallen. Today's
contestants are Trey Trenholm and Raj Sharma.

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Hello Trey, Hello, Trey,
tell us a little something about yourself.

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Oh I'm old and tired. Thanks
a lot, Trey, I appreciate that.

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And Raj, how about you tell
us a little something about yourself.

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I have two dogs. I like
walks in the evening and spaghetti. Who

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doesn't love those things? Thank you
for being completely unoriginal and somehow making it

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on this very memorable game show.
Happy to be answers, Glad to have

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you. Okay, here we go. It is time, gentlemen. I'm

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going to give you a statement with
a blank, and I need you to

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fill that blank with the wrong answer. All right, I need the wrong

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answer to this blank in the statement
here where you go? A woman had

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a surprise baby inside of a blank. A woman had a surprise baby inside

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of a blank. Let's start with
you, mister Trey Trenholm. A woman

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had a surprise baby inside of a
blank. I need your wrong ana.

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That's her only waffle house that is
correct because it is the wrong answer.

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Excellent job, mister Turnholm. One
point for you, in which we're only

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having one question this game, so
we'll just no one wins anyway. Now

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to raj Okay, a woman had
a surprise baby inside of a blank.

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I need your wrong answer only greyhound
bus bathroom an excellent choice because that is

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the wrong answer. Oh. In
fact, this woman had a surprise baby.

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You know I'm gonna let her tell
you. M mmmmmmm, No one

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moment. That's where to God,
it's going to work this time? There

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were such was the case. Back
on April thirty. My patient asks if

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I would go and run and get
get her something to eat. She wanted

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Taco bell. Right after she placed
the order for Yanni was overcome by stomach

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cramps. So there you have it. A woman had a surprise baby inside

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of a Taco Bell. A few
minutes later, she came out, but

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then almost immediately, it's like the
pain hit me once again. I went

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back in the bathroom, and this
time when I sat down, there was

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no standing back up. That's when
things got scared. That's usually what people

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say when they go to the bathroom
of Taco bell. I looked down and

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I was like, that's when I
realized I was still bleeding even more.

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In a panic, she called her
husband, who works to VCU Medical Center,

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crying. She's breathing heavy. So
immediately I'm like, babe, was

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wrong, And she's like, how
fast can you get to me? So

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I'm like, oh god. Jamars
Jackson put his phone on speaker and began

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racing out of the hospital when something
stopped him dead in his tracks. I'm

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running past the Panera bread and then
I I hear her let out this good

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wrenching scream. Then a terrifying moment
of silence. I'm still painting. I'm

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like, Babe, say something,
and there she was like, oh my

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god, Oh my god. I'm
like, what's wrong. What happened?

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She was like, I just had
a baby. Oh that's not the that's

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not on the value menu. All
of this leading up to this is just

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you know, things you would find
every day. The Taco Bell, stomach

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cramps, crying, screaming, and
surprise babies. That's what you get for

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ordering the baby belgronde, and we
named the child Chilupa. The family said

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the doctors told them she may have
experienced what is known as a cryptic pregnancy.

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That's a rare condition where expectant mothers
do not feel or notice any signs

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or symptoms until late in the pregnancy, or like in this case, when

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they suddenly have a baby at Taco
Bell. Did they wrap her up in

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tortillas? Poor jannit is going there, God damn it. I can't believe

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we bought back the Mexican pizza.
Should lift that off the minuor it's just

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too dangerous. You are right though, and it's like you are right though.

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The janitor is like, you know
what. He goes in the bathroom

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to clean up after the surprise baby
incident inside the bathroom with the Taco Bell,

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saying, you know what, what
happened to the good old days when

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it was good old fashioned diarrhea?
Damn diablo sauce there it is Episode one

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hundred inside the tree House. Thanks
for hanging out with us this whole time,

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and more on the way, more
episodes to come, and even more

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and more and more inside the Treehouse. Thanks for making me feel better,

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guys, I appreciate it. And
as I said in the Treehouse Plus episode,

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I'm pretty tired. I'm gonna go
lie down now. I see you

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guys later. Yeah,