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Bambi and The Macaques | Wednesday January 29, 2025

We start off the show learning that the world is getting bigger dicks, then about some kids who might have accidently eaten PawPaw, Japanese Macaques gone wild with deers, the TEMU Rick James, a thrilling movie review by Dan, and a follow up to the...

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We start off the show learning that the world is getting bigger dicks, then about some kids who might have accidently eaten PawPaw, Japanese Macaques gone wild with deers, the TEMU Rick James, a thrilling movie review by Dan, and a follow up to the escaped monkeys in South Carolina. But first, Birthdays!

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These monkeys keep trying to mate with deer—scientists have a few theories why

All the monkeys that escaped from a South Carolina research facility have been recaptured

ADHD linked to shorter life expectancy, study finds | CNN

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It is time to leave your worries outside and laugh

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with us inside the treehouse. I'm Daniel Malley, along with

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Trey Trenholm, Raj Sharma and Jerry Caldwell. Yes, it is

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a full treehouse today, Wednesday, January twenty ninth, twenty twenty five.

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Hello Trey, Hello Dan, Hello, Raj, Hello Dan, Hi Jerry,

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Hello Dan. Are you boys ready for the penis of

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the future.

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I didn't know we had one of the past.

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Well, brace yourselves, okay, oh man, there is good news.

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The human penis has grown at an alarming rate over

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the past thirty years. That's according to a twenty twenty

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three Stanford University study that found the average Euroic penis

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jumped twenty five percent in length between nineteen ninety two

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and twenty twenty one. So it turns out gen Z's

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doing something right the average length jump.

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Actually, wouldn't that be gen X doing something right.

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It'd be us.

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Oh, that's true, because that would be us producing the

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gen Z bangers. Anyway, the average link, they say, from

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ninety two to twenty twenty one jump from four point

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eight to six inches. Not bad this momentum, by the way,

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could see the average link of male members pushed past

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eight and a half inches by the year twenty one

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one hundred, which really makes you think long and hard

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about star trek. In the twenty third and twenty fourth centuries.

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We'll all be dead.

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At least, that's what and now we know why. But

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we will be stiff.

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I don't want to be in prison in twenty one hundred.

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Oh no, that's its own deterrent. Yeah, but things are

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looking up from me. In recent studies have shown that the

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average penis is growing, but there's a lot more than

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that in store for the male sex organ that's according

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to experts that talk to the Daily Mail, Stronger swimmers,

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automated implants, built in contraception, and other features could soon

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grace our male reproductive anatomy in the not too distant future.

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Now you're talking, yeah, According to a professor of biological

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anthropology at Oxford Brooks University, he says, if there is

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enough demand driven by fashion or societal trends, for tweaking

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bits of the body, then we're probably not that far

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away from being able to genetically do that with the

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male member. This professor, his name Simon, underdown.

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That it wasn't overgrown.

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Oh, man, talk about taking something that is most unfortunate

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when you're in school, Yeah, and turning it right around.

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Well, I mean, if it's big enough and might be

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able to look back at you, you might be able

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to look eye to eye with the anyway. So yeah,

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advancements in technology are going to be beneficial to us

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as men and terrifying to those subjected to it.

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Yeah, I mean you're pegging is gonna be worse. Oh God,

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I got to it before traded.

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I could see it on his face.

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I don't know if anyone's more excited than my wife.

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According of a reality anyway, back to doctor underdown, he says,

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if there is enough demand, all right, he says, that's

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what makes humans really interesting. We're close to the point

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at which we can mess about with biological processes because

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we want to, rather than there being a strong biological

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selective pressure. Researchers hypothesize that environmental factors, not evolution, may

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have catalyzed rapid growth downstairs for us men, things like

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pollution or certain lifestyle habits. Hey, look, there is I

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guess there is a benefit to rampant pollution. According to

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the lead author of the study, who doesn't have a

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name as interesting as doctor Underdown. He says, if we're

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seeing this fast of a change, it means that something

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powerful is happening to our bodies. Yeah, Like like Spider

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Man's uncle says, with great power comes great responsibility. However,

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they say sizing up could spell problems for the female anatomy,

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which may not be able to accommodate the change in men,

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creating a new hurdle to pregnancy. I think that's simple enough.

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You just she's in one corner of the room, you're

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in the other. Just try anyway. Another area ripe for

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improvement is motility of our swimmers. Bioengineers might look to

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enhance movement or shape to make them even more efficient

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and likely to penetrate the eggs cell membrane sharper sharper swimmers.

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Yep, we're doomed.

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There's there's see. This is this is what happens with

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drastic medical advancements, is the complications from them, things that

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maybe you hadn't thought about when these advancements are made,

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Like like sharp swimmers.

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Well, doctor Underdown doesn't know how strong some people's pullout

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game is.

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H But you're also talking about bioengineering and it's gonna

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really become prevalent with the generation.

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And who thinks faced two are a good idea?

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is now telling us that they believe the penis of

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the future is coming soon.

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Y like you're strapped on six thousand via Amazon?

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Does that in Puerto Rico too?

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Yeah?

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The Amazon? The Amazon shipments are real pain.

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The Virgin Islands are afraid of it.

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They can't say virgin anymore.

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Exactly.

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It's just the islands now.

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The crying Islands. The good news is I feel like

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we found a plot for the fourth Back to the

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Future movie.

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Go say the Island's virginity.

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I can't wait for the adult version of that.

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Tree House listen us online at Treehouse on Air dot com. Ordians,

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And now I wish I was saying something other than

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handle after that story we just did about the male

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Thank you very much.

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Give us a follow week.

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Dan, Trey, Raj and Jerry called well with you inside

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the Treehouse today on Wednesday, January twenty ninth, twenty twenty five.

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We're Trey. Was your dad after he passed? Was he buried? Cremated? Both?

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Some people do that as.

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Well, cremated and then.

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My stepmother and I buried his ashes just in a

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sentimental spot.

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Gotcha?

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Did you keep the ashes, any of the ashes?

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No?

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Okay?

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Raj? What about what about your folks?

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Both of them were cremated, okay, by Hindu tradition. Gotcha?

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Now is do you did you keep any of those ashes?

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No?

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We take them to the Ganges River in India and

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then there's a prayer ceremony that's done, and then the

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ashes are put in the river.

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Gotcha.

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Okay, Jerry, not to be you know, crude, but are

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your parents still with us?

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No?

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Okay, my adoptive family. I am an orphan.

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I know my biological mother died a couple of months

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before the tornado hit my house in twenty nineteen. So

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but I do have some of her ashes right over there.

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Okay, so you have some of the ashes, Okay, yes,

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I'm kind of fascinated by this. My mom is still living,

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my dad is not. I don't and we don't have

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any ashes or anything, and so I'm fascinated when people

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have them. I know if some people, I don't know

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if it's a cultural thing or just a personal preference.

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I have no idea. I've known people who will have

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some ashes put into jewelry and they'll wear it around

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with them and things. But apparently when you have a

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family member cremated, one option is to disperse some of

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their ashes to family members who want them, and they'll

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put them in different containers so everyone can have a

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piece of the loved one. So there's one example of

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this where a lady got some of her father and

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it was put into a plastic vial in the shape

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of a cross, and that's where her dad or part

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of her dad ashes were put. And based on a

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video she posted on TikTok, she kept it in the

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closet next to a camera. She kept Papa in a

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little vial in the shape of a cross in the

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back of her closet. On a shelf. And I cannot

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stress this enough. If you are a parent, it is

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of the utmost importance that you know where your children

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are at all times. And I don't think there's a

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better example of this than this lady's papa ashes in

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the back of her closet because she lost track of

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her children long enough to where they got into Papa's ashes.

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And she doesn't know, she doesn't know exactly what they

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did with them. Okay, now I'm going to let her

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share with you her version of of of these events

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as they played out in the back of her closet.

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The boys got Paul, Paul, they got him, and they

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dumped him out all over my carpet.

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That's pretty bad, right, They get into the closet, they

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get Papaul's ashes, and they throw them onto the carpet.

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But that's not all.

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And I didn't realize it with Paul Paul, and I

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vacuumed him up.

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Wow.

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Okay, no no, no, wait, no, no, no way, it's

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about to get worse.

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Ah, they may have eaten some of them too.

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Are her kids not old enough to read?

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I may have eaten some of them too.

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Because Ronnie had the cap in his mouth and Jesus. Yeah,

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Jesus is the theme here. I mean, see, this is

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why you don't have kids.

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Well, this is also where that first story ties in

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about them. You know, Crank's getting bigger and motility getting

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better because they're going to have to produce more because

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they're producing idiots that eat tide pods and ashes.

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Yes, I agree with that statement.

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I was hoping that was all going to take care

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of itself.

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But of course not, of course not, of course.

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Not stupid always finds a way.

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train is rolling on today. Inside the Treehouse. It seems

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Japan is having a problem with monkeys trying to mate

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with deer. First world problems, it really is. But if

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there were ever a country, I mean that's that's the

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country that would probably you know, have the issue. Yeah,

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this is weird because in twenty fifteen, in twenty fifteen,

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hang on, I brain farting. In twenty fifteen, on an

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island in Japan, a male macock monkey jumped up onto

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the back of a female Sika deer and started trying

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to mate with it. At the time, researchers believed that

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the male's low ranking status might be driving the unusual behavior,

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perhaps serving as an outlet for having no breeding opportunities

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within his own species that's also common in Florida. In

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other words, it appeared to be a one off encounter

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which just so happened to have been caught on camera.

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But then in twenty eighteen, it happened again, only this time,

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five female macock monkeys were riding and rubbing male deer.

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And what's more, the behavior appeared in a total new

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area from the previous situation. Meanwhile, back on the original

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island of deering by monkeys, researchers kept seeing the deer

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mounting behavior in twenty twenty, twenty twenty one, and twenty

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twenty three. I guess they took twenty twenty two off. Interestingly,

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some of the later incidents appeared to involve this same

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male that first initiated the behavior. In twenty fifteen, researchers

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were able to identify the original monkey based on his

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striking almond shaped eyes, though they can't be absolutely sure

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it's the same one, Trey, You were right when you said,

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of all countries that this would happen Japan. Makes sense because.

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Just Jesus Christ, Amen, monkey's got a monkey, and that

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is true. They call him a cacs for a reason.

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If the animal truly is the same monkey, other monkeys

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in the troop may have learned deer mounting from him,

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spreading the behavior through what's known as social transmission. Scientists

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also say what's interesting is maybe the first time the

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male did it was due to sexual frustration, so for

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one specific purpose. But now the male has ascended to

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a dominant rank and the females around him are doing

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it too, So now the issue is becoming more complex.

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So it started as a rogue maccoq mm hmm, maccock's

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out of hand, mccacky.

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That mccock's cup balls.

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Keep that up.

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That won't be the only thing they're getting through social transmission.

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You know, once you go dear. I don't know the answer.

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To that, but uh, you end up on the treehouse.

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Once you go deer, you have no fear. I don't

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know how it works.

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But oh that's actually pretty good, right, not not nicely done?

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I like that.

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Basically, the scientists are at a loss as to the

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reason why, and they're just they're grasping at any sort

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of an explanation. Why the why the why the monkeys

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are mounting the deer, and not just why they're doing it,

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but why the deer are seemingly so okay with it.

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They're grasping at the cox. Can we just get t

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shirts to say once you go deer and just have

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a cock on.

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It, the smiling one.

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Yeah, let me, Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

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that the deer are extremely socially tolerant of the monkeys

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because they're picking the parasites off. This sounds to me

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like a like a monkey bait and switch. It's like no, no, no,

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don't move, I'm just gonna pick these parasites off of

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your back and and and then you know, when they're

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not paying attention, get it good so and once the

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deer learned to tolerate the behavior, it's just kind of stuck.

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What cons did hm? Hmmm mm hmmm.

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Is it stuck?

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You know, it's had to have happened at least once,

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you know, there's some guy just walking some Japanese guy

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walking over to uh, somebody over in wildlife management like

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Cox stuck in the deer.

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Yeah, it happens, right, Trey, You're absolutely right in a

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country known for its weird fetishes, even its animals have

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weird fetish. You're in the.

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Oh. I don't know how we're gonna recover from that,

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but we'll try. Did you know that you can get

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I'm Dan along with Trey, Raj and Jerry inside the

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Treehouse today. Jerry, what was it? You were just saying

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about the monkeys that are trying to make here in Japan.

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There's so many people that live in Japan. There's got

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to be a video of mccac in deer Well.

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I mean the the the original incident from twenty fifteen.

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They said it was caught on camera, so I'm there

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has there is some photographic evidence, maybe video, I'm not sure.

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No, that's that's the only time I'm okay with porn

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Hub being banned. You know what's gonna end up there.

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I think that would have ended up on ex Hamster.

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I don't know what's worse, is that's funny or if

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you actually subscribe to ex Hamster.

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Just has beating it furiously.

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That's the.

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Theme music when you go to the website.

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Yeah, that's the log in music. Are you eighteen and up?

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What's that?

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So?

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Are you eighteen and up? That's what starts playing.

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Yeah, you gotta be careful the volumes up and you

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pull up the website on your phone.

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Yeah, that's when your dad comes in and like, get

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off x hamster exactly.

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Yeah, yeah, dad perks up.

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I know that song, Oh sweet Sweet Jesus.

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Yeah it is. By the way, the story was on

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National geographic. So yeah, there's photographic evidence somewhere, maybe video,

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And it looks like a couple of spots in that

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story where I was seeing it had had hyper links

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and I'm not clicking on that.

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Yeah, that's the only time I would love to hear

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David Attinborough narrate, just so I could hear David Edinburgh

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say macaw.

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That's the only reason.

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But you know when he says, it's gonna sound super fancy.

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Yeah, but he's still gonna sound like he's talking about

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his junk. But yeah, yolks and japan you're like, yes,

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it is David.

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Sorry, And there are indeed pictures easily googleable.

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I've sent many pictures of maconx. I'm sure you have, David.

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All Right, there's no good way to segue into this,

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so I'm just gonna do it just I'm just gonna

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just say here we go now now for something completely different,

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Thank you, Monty Python. Are you guys familiar with the

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singer CP Lacy? No, no, no, well you're about to be.

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I don't know where CP Lacy is from. I don't

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know what time CP Lacy is from, and I don't Okay,

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I'm pretty sure I know which country he's from. I'm

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just gonna share this with you. This is a singer

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that according to the According to the byeline underneath his

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video that has been posted online, he's known as CP Lacy,

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and I now would like to share with you his hit. Okay, okay, sorry,

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here we go. This is CP Lacy for the first

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time inside the treehouse.

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Yeah, I feel all right now.

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Oh yeah, I am home last night. She wouldn't make

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love till me. It's probably because you look like a weirdo.

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This looks to be like a cable access thing. I

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don't know if he was the special musical guest on

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Someone's Want to Be Tonight show somewhere in the seventies

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or eighties. But it's got a blue background and some

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sort of room divider lattice work kind of thing, and

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he's dressed up. He's got it. He's got he's got

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a black tuxon's a black tie type of fair and

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he's got a shoulder linked dreadlocks with the beads in them,

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looking like he just came back from can Kun. And

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now here's his hit.

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Yeah, I feel all right now.

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When I came home last night, you wouldn't make love

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till me.

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You feel fast asleep. You wouldn't talk to me.

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He said, I'm so crazy.

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He said, I'm so crazy girl coming home intoxicated. You see,

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I just want.

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To love you.

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I just want to love your baby.

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That is why I'm so elated.

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Come on, man, give it to my baby. Give it

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up a girl.

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Don't you want to be mon tonight? Come on, give

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it to my baby. I think this guy is the

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reason why Millie Vanilli's started doing lip syncing.

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Okay, I think he's the reason. Try January ends. He

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listened to that enough times, you'll want to drink.

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Oh all that it won't be a matter of want,

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It'll be a matter of need.

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Yeah, I can think of it. That boy good.

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Yeah, it didn't terrible.

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You'll listen to the Treehouse.

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Visit us online a Treehouse on Air dot com.

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You're in the Treehouse. Visit us online at Treehouse on

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Air at gmail dot com. Daniel Maley here along with

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Trey Trenholm, Arraje Sharma and Jerry called well, coming off

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of the CP Lacy singer and Raj, you were just

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telling me that you don't think that's an original song

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of his.

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I want to say it's a Rick James song.

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Yes, give it to me baby, Okay. Yeah.

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See, his rendition of it was so bad I didn't

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even recognize it as a Rick James song.

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Yeah.

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Although now I guess it makes sense why he has

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the dreads in the videos. I guess he's trying to

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look like Rick James.

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Those are braids, dan, not dreads.

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Huh, that's a braids.

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For white people. It's it's dreads.

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Yeah, it's kind of all encompassing.

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It's not.

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In my mind, in your white brain.

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Yes, in my white brain braids or dreads.

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Dreads or braids though no, I think in.

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My mind I'll justify this by saying braids are dreads,

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but not all dreads or braids.

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Riche sexual chocolate.

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Mike dropping them out Today is Wednesday, January twenty ninth,

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twenty twenty five. Look, if I'm being honest, that is

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not the first dumb white guy thing I've ever said

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on this show, and it sures will not be the last. Amen,

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let's celebrate today with some birthdays. Shelby Mackenzie Porter turns

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thirty five. She was Naomi Bahannon on Hell on Wheels.

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She was also Marcie on Travelers. Whatever that is? Oh,

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speaking of whatever that is, I just want to there

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was a I know we're in the middle of birthdays here.

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Let me make sure to see if anyone's birthday is

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in any movies. I'm about to recommend to you, guys. No,

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it does not look like it. Tara and I watched

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a couple of movies over the weekend. I want to

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recommend to you because it's well documented here inside the

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Treehouse that you guys think I have terrible taste in movies.

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And while I have seen some roll clunkers in my

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life and I remember them and sometimes look back at

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some of them with a fondness, I do watch good movies.

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And I want to share a couple with you that

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we recently watched that I think you guys will enjoy.

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The first one is Saturday Night was on Netflix. It

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is a minute by minute portrayal of the ninety minutes

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leading up to the very first episode of Saturday Night Live. Okay, oh,

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really really excellent the actors in it. I mean, you've

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got actors today, you know, current actors portraying legends like

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chevy Chase, Dan Ackroyd, Gil Radner, Jim Belushi, I'm sorry,

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John Belushi, and Billy Crystal. Some of these actors were

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phenomenal at looking like and especially even sounding like these

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original people.

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Someone are still alive, so they could have just cast

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those people.

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Yeah, but it wouldn't be believable because it's been fifty years.

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But chevy Chase playing himself, you know, fifty years ago,

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not going to be very believable, although I'm sure he

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jump with the chance.

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So chevy Chase couldn't play chevy Chase.

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Years ago, cannot play chevy Chase of fifty years ago.

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Okay, you get it. That No, but that's that's an

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interesting take.

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You don't You don't understand what seventy year old chevy

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Chase can't play I mean, the year old chevy Chase.

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Yeah, but what they can.

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Do with like you know, AI and makeup and special

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effects like they could, they could h you down like

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they could.

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They couldn't afford to do that with some of that cast,

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and also that would mean having to have Chevy Chase

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on a set.

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And nobody wants that.

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Yeah, but when you think back of the original cast

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of Saturday Night Live, those that are still with us,

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they probably couldn't afford to have. So they just had

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a new generation of actors do it. It was really really good.

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So I recommend Saturday Night That's on Netflix A minute

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by minute ninety minute, so a short account of the

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very first Saturday Night Live episode?

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How much? How much blow did they show? They were

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doing a lot?

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Quite a bit, it was. It was It was pretty factual.

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It seems true to true to history, including not knowing

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where John Belushi was at various times. They had a

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00:31:49.319 --> 00:31:52.119
portrayal of George Carlin, who was the first host of

478
00:31:52.119 --> 00:31:55.680
Saturday Night Live, getting lock job before the show because

479
00:31:55.720 --> 00:31:59.440
he had taken too much cocaine. Pretty cool, so worth

480
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a watch. And the other one is a Hugh Grant

481
00:32:01.759 --> 00:32:04.759
movie that we just heard about. We watched over the weekend.

482
00:32:05.319 --> 00:32:09.960
It's called Heretic Heretic starring Hugh Grant. I'm not gonna

483
00:32:09.960 --> 00:32:11.640
tell you much about it other than the fact it

484
00:32:11.720 --> 00:32:16.119
is super super creepy and we really enjoyed it. So

485
00:32:16.200 --> 00:32:20.279
there you go, two good movie recommendations from me that

486
00:32:20.319 --> 00:32:23.519
are not American Ninja. Michael Dudakov related.

487
00:32:23.240 --> 00:32:25.559
Okay, right, so so terror found these movies.

488
00:32:27.440 --> 00:32:32.759
No, I've yeah, I'm recommending them to you. I watched them.

489
00:32:32.759 --> 00:32:34.839
They're good movies, and I'm telling you they're good movies.

490
00:32:36.160 --> 00:32:38.799
But who who sat you down was like, hey, we

491
00:32:38.839 --> 00:32:42.640
can't watch American Ninja six, but we're gonna watch.

492
00:32:42.920 --> 00:32:44.079
We're gonna watch Saturday night.

493
00:32:45.319 --> 00:32:48.400
And then she said did she put out the big

494
00:32:48.400 --> 00:32:50.720
pencil and go no, Danny, that's the remote.

495
00:32:54.759 --> 00:32:58.000
You know, it's moments like these that I really really

496
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can hate.

497
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You.

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509
00:33:55.920 --> 00:33:58.039
Treehouse just a little bit more before we close up

510
00:33:58.079 --> 00:34:02.519
for the day. So we talked earlier about the monkeys

511
00:34:02.640 --> 00:34:06.559
mounting deer in Japan. There is another monkey story that

512
00:34:06.599 --> 00:34:10.360
I think should fit in nicely in the show, not

513
00:34:10.639 --> 00:34:16.440
into the Deer. Do you guys remember last year the

514
00:34:16.679 --> 00:34:21.360
escaped monkeys from the South Carolina lab. They had escaped

515
00:34:21.360 --> 00:34:26.000
the testing lab like something out of Hollywood, into the

516
00:34:26.039 --> 00:34:30.559
nearby forest, and the lab was having trouble getting all

517
00:34:30.599 --> 00:34:34.679
those monkeys captured and back into the lab. Right. Well,

518
00:34:34.719 --> 00:34:39.039
according to this that Trey saw recently, all the monkeys

519
00:34:39.079 --> 00:34:43.800
that escaped from that South Carolina research facility have been recaptured.

520
00:34:45.480 --> 00:34:48.840
At least that's what the monkeys would have you believe.

521
00:34:50.559 --> 00:34:55.079
Because if I'm part of that research team in that

522
00:34:55.199 --> 00:34:59.119
lab that's been testing on these monkeys and we've managed

523
00:34:59.159 --> 00:35:02.119
to recapture the them after their great escape, I'm not

524
00:35:02.199 --> 00:35:06.280
gonna trust them. What if it was their plan to

525
00:35:06.400 --> 00:35:11.519
get caught, why are you looking at me like that, Tray,

526
00:35:11.599 --> 00:35:15.800
You think I'm crazy?

527
00:35:15.599 --> 00:35:19.360
They planned to get caught, so they could were going

528
00:35:19.400 --> 00:35:20.400
plane out of the apes here.

529
00:35:20.599 --> 00:35:24.079
Yep, pretty much. That's exactly what I'm doing, okay, And

530
00:35:24.119 --> 00:35:25.960
it's not what I'm doing, it's what they're doing. Like

531
00:35:26.039 --> 00:35:28.039
when they get out in the woods, maybe they got

532
00:35:28.039 --> 00:35:30.280
into somebody's house and watch some movies. And if you're

533
00:35:30.280 --> 00:35:32.599
a monkey who's escaped from a research lab, what movie

534
00:35:32.599 --> 00:35:33.480
would you rather watch?

535
00:35:33.480 --> 00:35:34.400
Them? Plan out of the apes?

536
00:35:36.599 --> 00:35:37.000
Everywhere?

537
00:35:39.960 --> 00:35:43.079
Like you both had very good yet distinct answers.

538
00:35:46.639 --> 00:35:51.800
You think they saw outbreak and then yeah, or.

539
00:35:51.679 --> 00:35:54.360
Maybe they saw or maybe they saw ed. That's the

540
00:35:54.360 --> 00:35:57.320
movie that starred Matthew LeBlanc from Friends with the Third Base,

541
00:35:57.360 --> 00:35:58.440
playing Ape.

542
00:36:00.639 --> 00:36:01.360
Of which you saw.

543
00:36:01.440 --> 00:36:09.880
By the way, I'm a huge base. Thank god you

544
00:36:09.920 --> 00:36:11.400
didn't say I'm a huge LeBlanc fan.

545
00:36:16.480 --> 00:36:18.760
But yeah, all those monkeys that escape from that South

546
00:36:18.760 --> 00:36:21.920
Carolina lab have been recaptured.

547
00:36:22.679 --> 00:36:25.280
We watched the video. We watched the video that wasn't

548
00:36:25.280 --> 00:36:26.960
a lab. Wasn't it some dude's house.

549
00:36:28.199 --> 00:36:32.119
It did sort of have that feelings like the research

550
00:36:32.199 --> 00:36:35.599
director or the lab director looked like he was giving

551
00:36:35.599 --> 00:36:38.480
an interview to the local TV station from his mom's basement.

552
00:36:38.559 --> 00:36:41.840
It did definitely look like that. Yeah, but the forty

553
00:36:41.840 --> 00:36:45.320
three reesis Maccock primates escaped after a caretaker failed to

554
00:36:45.320 --> 00:36:48.039
secure the doors. All are now back at the Alpha

555
00:36:48.039 --> 00:36:52.039
Genesis Primate Research Center in ya Messi. The last four

556
00:36:52.119 --> 00:36:54.519
recaptured this week appeared to be in good health, according

557
00:36:54.519 --> 00:36:56.639
to CEO Greg Westerguard from.

558
00:36:56.480 --> 00:37:04.119
His mom's basement. I'm glad Mcca healthy. Uh no damage,

559
00:37:06.000 --> 00:37:06.760
no deer.

560
00:37:10.880 --> 00:37:12.400
That they know of. I mean they were in the

561
00:37:12.440 --> 00:37:14.199
forest for a few months. I mean who knows what

562
00:37:14.239 --> 00:37:14.760
they homped?

563
00:37:17.039 --> 00:37:17.239
Yeah?

564
00:37:17.639 --> 00:37:20.280
Uh lecons get everywhere.

565
00:37:20.079 --> 00:37:22.679
There might be some really weird looking squirrels in a

566
00:37:22.679 --> 00:37:23.480
couple of weeks, and.

567
00:37:30.079 --> 00:37:31.760
Uh yeah, that'd be creepy.

568
00:37:32.000 --> 00:37:35.159
That's that visual is stuck in my head now and

569
00:37:35.199 --> 00:37:36.039
I can't You're welcome.

570
00:37:36.800 --> 00:37:39.360
The treehouse will stick with you, just like a'm monkey

571
00:37:39.400 --> 00:37:42.880
on a deer in Japan. All right, there, there is

572
00:37:42.920 --> 00:37:44.519
one last thing I wanted to throw at you. You

573
00:37:44.559 --> 00:37:48.760
we all know that monkeys seemingly have short attention spans, right, Uh, well,

574
00:37:48.800 --> 00:37:53.159
they're not the only ones. New research is showing that

575
00:37:53.239 --> 00:37:59.559
people with ADHD have shorter life expectancy than people without ADHD.

576
00:38:01.840 --> 00:38:04.440
How bad is that disorder? If you can't even focus

577
00:38:04.480 --> 00:38:05.000
on living?

578
00:38:05.639 --> 00:38:07.639
I was about to say the same thing, like you're

579
00:38:07.679 --> 00:38:10.199
so it's that bad you can't focus on breathing.

580
00:38:14.199 --> 00:38:16.679
I mean, aren't there exercises that you can do or.

581
00:38:16.639 --> 00:38:18.920
Something is not?

582
00:38:18.920 --> 00:38:19.760
What is.

583
00:38:22.199 --> 00:38:27.320
Giving you methamphetamines, I'm sure extend your life.

584
00:38:31.039 --> 00:38:32.760
I think we found I think we broke the code.

585
00:38:32.800 --> 00:38:40.400
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