Oct. 2, 2025

Baywatch: The Next Generation | Thursday 10.02.25

Baywatch: The Next Generation | Thursday 10.02.25
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If you like stupid, today's show is a good one.  We start off with the news that Fox is going to reboot Baywatch, and that leads to the following: Star Trek: TNG, the sexy Sir Patrick Steward and Jonathan Frakes, british accents, Treehouse Top Gun with British accents, who plays what role in our Top Gun remake, Baywatch Nights, and Thunder in Paradise, Fox, Sopranos, and I'm sure I'm forgetting stuff.  And we talk about a shortage of male porn stars.  

LINKS:

‘Baywatch’ Reboot Coming to Fox in 2026-27

There's a shortage of male porn stars — this is what it takes to sign up | Metro News

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Trey Trendholm, Raj Sharma and Jerry called Well, thank you

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for hanging out with us today. Thank you for hanging

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out with us all week here inside the Treehouse. Last

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week was also a big week inside the Treehouse because

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last week we told you about the night Writer reboot

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that just might include Airwolf, something to get all of

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our nostalgia hearts running.

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But wait, there's more.

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There is a new Baywatch reboot in the works.

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Oh good grief.

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Yeah, because the movie that the Rocket did a few

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years ago wasn't enough. They said, you know what, we

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need to bring this show back, not just in movie form,

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but we need to put this thing back on TV.

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Fox is reviving Baywatch next season with an all new cast,

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no householf.

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I don't know.

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They are promising to quote bring the California Dream to

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a whole nude generation of fans.

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I think Hasselhoff would need a desk job at this point.

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He probably just needs a job.

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In a cheeseburger.

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And a nice cold floor.

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Oh man, I never got into Baywatch.

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I didn't either. Ever, I'm out on that one.

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To be fair, I don't know how much you can

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actually get into Baywatch because it's I mean, it's not

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like it was earth shattering storylines here it was. I mean,

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you're talking about a show that was an hour long

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with commercials, and ten minutes of every episode was a

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music video of them running around or working out or whatever.

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So for television, you have an hour long show. Once

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you take out the commercials, you're only shooting about forty

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five minutes right of content, and then back out of

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that forty five another seven to ten for a nice

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musical montage and slow running sequences. You've only got about

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a half hour of actual show to write.

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But I mean, clearly I mean, obviously it was very popular.

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I mean, I just I don't that was something of

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the late eighties early nineties that I just never got into.

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I mean, there's a lot of things I understood that

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one is not one of them.

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That's because you weren't my age when it came out.

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Also, I think it was on opposite of Star Trek,

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so I was out.

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And that would have just depended on you know, your

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television provider at the time.

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The show's going to feature an all not all new.

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The show feature all the adrenaline fueled rescues, tangled relationships,

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complicated chemistry, and beachside heroics that defined the original, now

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with an entirely new cast. The original Baywatch premiered on

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NBC in nineteen eighty nine and it ran all of

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one season. Then it moved a syndication for ten more

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glorious years.

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Yes, Raj Pamla Anderson in a Bikini or Star Trek

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and you went Star Trek. Patrick Stewart is a piece

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of ass making, so number one, and boy.

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Did they.

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Yeah, don't even get me started on Jonathan Frakes.

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No one ever has.

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Patrick Stewart did. Jean Luke loved him? Soon number one.

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It wasn't Jonathan Frakes.

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It was Jonathan.

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You went straight Picard. Huh, that's an odd choice. I mean,

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I didn't know there was any storyline, don't they watched,

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But I like the opening scene with all of them

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running with the credits rolling, and it was Donna Dierico

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was one of them.

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Yeah, Donna Dierica. I mean you had a hell of

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a cast that no, you know, over the years, a

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hell of a cask. He had hell of tits, including Hasselhoffs.

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I'll tell you right now. His tits bounced just as

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much as Pamela Anderson's or Erica Alniax and.

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That say what you want. But Hasselhoff had a solid ass,

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did he He did? Okay, he had the red shorts.

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I don't remember them accentuating Hasselhoff's ass much on Baywatch,

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and I know because I watched it a lot.

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They did the abs, they did it like they accentuated

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his abs for sure.

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Yeah, and were drawn on.

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They're just Esburgers and they're they're shading his body hair

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to make it look like a six pack, you know,

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with like a with like a beard trimmer.

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Yeah, that's the thing that nobody noticed. Like if you

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look at the old promo picture from Night Writer, he's

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got the shirt open chest hair just I mean early eighties.

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Then you get to Baywatch and he's just waxed.

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He had he maybe it was later years because he

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he ended up going more o natural with the Chester.

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Maybe he had trimmed it some, okay, but it wasn't slick. Yeah,

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just just I'm not just for the record, Yes.

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Okay, you want to make fun of Star Trek and

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y'all are here, you know, picking out about you know,

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Table Hasselhoff's body man talking about his ass and his

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abs and his fuck off. That's my prime directive, funk

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all the way off.

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There was no question about hair on John Luke Picard's head.

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It was it was bald, and it had it a

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little bit on the side, and it didn't matter because,

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as Trey so eloquently said, he was a piece of

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ass with.

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A British accent, I mean the British accent.

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Yeah, okay, so that's what gets that's what gets you going.

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And listen, everything is better with a British British accent.

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Money.

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Python would not be his nearest funny without a British accent.

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Go Back and remake the Go Back and remake Money

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Python and the Holy Grail. But with American accent, the

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movie is gonna be garbage.

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But if you made Top Gun and everybody had a

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British accent, would you take that movie? Seriously?

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No, but I'd love it.

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Now.

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I want to see that now. I want Top Gun three.

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I don't talk to me.

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Basically, you're making hot shots and replacing Charlie Sheen.

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And we'd all watch it.

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Hell yeah, I gave him the finger.

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I was inverted the whole time.

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I mean, we're already making it right now, all right,

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I have an idea, and I want you to hear

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me out.

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This might be a terrible idea, but what.

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We should do is get a few classic scenes from

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Top Gun and then we all recreate them here inside

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the Treehouse, but with our worst British accents, and we

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just see what happens.

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I'm on board, I'm there, all right.

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So Jerry, you will obviously play Kelly mcgillis's part.

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I'm sundown, Yes you are. I can't even get wolf

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Man or Cowboy. I can't get.

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No.

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It's just settling into Dan, right, God.

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Don't worry.

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You'll have an expanded role in our version.

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Yet.

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In our version, Rajah SunDog will be invited to the

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volleyball scene.

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Excellent.

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Oh, desegregation is awesome, isn't it.

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Though you're still not You're still not going to be

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a pilot. You're still gonna be in the back of

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the jet.

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No, I'm definitely a dee I higher.

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Yeah.

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We don't want anyone looking at you and the cockpit

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and thinking, I don't know if he should be the pilot.

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Oh yeah, I can't wait for this version.

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Nor can people of color.

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Yeah, although I will say I know that I know

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what you guys are thinking. If you raj your sundown,

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and if in our version of Uh top Gun, if

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Jerry's playing Kelly mcgillis's part, that means Trey and I

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have to decide who has to be Maverick and make

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out with Jerry.

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You're Maverick, I am not.

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If you are, I would rather be Goose, who's taller.

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That's not fair.

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I'm not shaving either. I have lost that loving feeling.

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So you're gonna look like Kelly McGill us.

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COOKDFW or the website cookdfw dot com. On the heels

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of the news that Fox is bringing back Baywatch to television,

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it got me wondering because aired for one year on

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NBC than ten more years in syndication. Fox is going

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to bring it back. Now, there's another little interesting tidbit

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about bay Watch, and I'm not sure if you guys

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remember in nineteen ninety five, David Hasselhoff also starred in

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a two season spin off called Baywatch Knights. So to me,

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this begs the question, if they bring back regular Baywatch,

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will they also include a reboot of the classic bay

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Watch spinoff Baywatch Nights.

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What was Baywatch Knights about?

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It was him, It was basically they were The real

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answer is they did a spinoff show where It was

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him and his police buddy and I think his lieutenant

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from the bay Watch Private Investigators Lifeguards by day Pies

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by Sexy Nights.

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So they were trying to like Redo Magnum p I,

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but with a twist. Yeah.

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Yeah, Basically they.

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Traded Sellek for Hasselhoff. Okay, mm hmmm hmm. Interesting. I

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would hope to God not.

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Don't.

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I don't think anybody wants to see that except for Germans.

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Mm hmmm.

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Here's the thing about bay Watch Nights.

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Did you guys?

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Did any of you guys ever watch that show?

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I've never seen an episode of Baywatch, so I don't

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think I would have stepped around for the spinoff.

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I'll send you some clips, Rajen, please vote. So, since

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none of you guys watched bay Watch Nights, you don't

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have an answer to this question, but I'm going to

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ask it anyway. I don't know which show was worse

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back in the early nineties, bay Watch Nights or that

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show with Hult Hugan in the speedboat.

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Thunder and Paradise. Thunder and Paradise.

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That was a TV show. I thought that was a movie. Mhm.

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Hulk Hogan and somebody else played two former Navy seals

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with a high end speed boat fighting crime and drug

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lords and things.

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I bet that was the elevator pitch. Like, what you

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just did is like Hulk Hogan and someone else, and

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they're like, keep talking speedboat, Navy seals. That's about all

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we got. They're like, here's money, perfect, make it happen.

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Yeah, we'll just we'll just run that right after sequest DSV.

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Like a natural lead in. It was kind of built

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like air Wolf but with a boat.

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Mm hm yes, very very very much like that.

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Somebody put a Hulk Hogan on a TV show. Wow, okay, yeah, oh.

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I mean it was a syndication show. It was not.

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This was not broadcast television type of thing.

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This was not. This was not Law and Order.

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Yes it was.

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It's Hulk Hogan, Chris Lemon, Carol Alt, Ashley Garrill, and

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Patrick McNee.

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Of those people, well one of them is dead. But

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of those people, how many will admit to being on

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that show?

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Well, other than Carol Alt, I don't recognize any of

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those names. Like you got Cogan and Carol Alt, the

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rest of them, I do not know.

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They all quit Hollywood after this show. You know what

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we're good, We're going to go back to our hometown.

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The office managers were.

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I bet it was at that point Jacqueleman disown Chris.

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Is that his kid.

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Picture? Leomon looks just like his dad?

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This is my new kid.

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Wow.

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Yeah, So I will say I don't ever recall watching

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that Thunder and Paradise show.

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I think I looked at it for a few minutes

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just out of curiosity and thought.

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Wow, this is bad. So did the world.

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I don't know how many Yeah, I don't know how

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many seasons it was on, but I mean it, I

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mean it beached itself on television.

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Yes, I remember that, especially in the nineties when Fox

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was somewhat of a fledgling network.

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They put on a lot of shit.

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I mean they you know, they had Married with Children

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and the Simpsons and.

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Yeah, I mean the Big three when Fox started out

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that I remember. The first one was obviously the Simpsons

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had been married with children. First married with children, well,

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it was the Tracy Almond Show. That's where the Simpsons started, right,

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So it was married with Children Tracy Almond Show.

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In Living Color.

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Mm hmm, yeah, but in Living Color didn't start right

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at the beginning of Fox TV.

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That came a few years after.

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But that's really the three shows that I really that

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was there.

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That was their Sunday night.

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They had football and then they had Sunday Night, and

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then I can't remember.

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Yeah, then you got into the mid late nineties and then.

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X Files.

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X Files hit Oh yeah, that's right, one of my all.

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Time favorite shows.

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You want to talk about epic Sunday nights back in

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like the year two thousand, it was like ninety nine,

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two thousand. So I'd start the night with The Simpsons

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and then and then go into X Files and then

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in the night watching the Sopranos. That's a Sunday night.

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And if you timed it right, you go. You go

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ahead a couple of years into like two thousand, two

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thousand and one, maybe two thousand and two. Then you

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got Simpsons, followed by Family Guy, followed by the X Files,

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followed by the Sopranos.

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M god well, Family Guy was canceled after they're like

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first season.

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It was like the first it was like the first

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couple seasons something like that. But then they went to

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Comedy Central and then they got brought back to Fox

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and then that was the whole thing.

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Yeah, yeah, Anyway.

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Anyways, the point is that Raj had someone in his

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house and he is oh, he is upset.

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Uh.

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Anyway, the point is Sunday Nights on Fox slapped uh

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in the year I think, Like I said, I think

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it was the year two thousand and two thousand and one.

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It was good.

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Yeah, there was one other thing I was gonna be

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to hang on.

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Let me pull this pow fuck twenty one Jump Street.

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Oh was that on Fox?

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I thought that was syndicated. Also, that was back when

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Fox was on UHF.

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No, that says Fox was a It was one of

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the I just looked it up as one of the

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original Fox shows.

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Okay, but didn't Fox pass on Sopranos? And it went

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to everybody?

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Everybody?

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Nobody passed, right? Yeah?

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Everyone also like it's it's amazing how there's there are

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executives in this country that get paid lots of money

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to make big decisions and they whiff way more than

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they hit a great example of that is the Sopranos

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that was shopped around to every network and eventually landed

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on HBO and it went crazy. The Walking Dead, same

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thing shopped around to every network, they all said no,

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ended up on AMC, and it helped build AMC. All

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these examples of shows, movies, radio shows where executives said

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no to and then someone else picked it up and

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then it blew up.

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Yeah, but I mean, honestly, the Sopranos would have I

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don't I bet the Sopranos doesn't last a season on

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network TV.

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It may know, there's no way you can't cuss.

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I mean, all all the stuff they could do on HBO,

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never it would have even gotten close, especially at that

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time with the FCC.

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So that's why I.

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Think they were trying to piggyback off of NYPD Blue

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because they got kind of like they got away with

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a lot of stuff, and so I think they were

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trying to go with that same time slant, so where

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they can get away with a little bit of cussing,

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a little bit of the nudity or whatever. But everybody

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passed on it, and HBO's like, yeah, that big nudity

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like Dennis Franz.

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But yes, the problem with NYPD Blue wasn't because they

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had the revolving partner door opposite of Dennis France. It

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is because they had nudity, But it was the nudity

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you didn't want.

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Yes, it's the nudity Dennis Friends didn't want. Yeah, he

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was like, you want what? Okay? You I would like

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that table read like my ass.

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Meanwhile, Jimmy Smith is in the corner.

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You sure.

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Ricky Schroeder's like, uh, I mean solid one.

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Well, that was the thing that actually became that actually

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kind of became the running joke on that show. I

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think it was David Caruso who showed his ass first,

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and then Dennis France I think was second, and then

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that became the trend when you started on NYPD Blue

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you had to show your butt. I Ricky Schroeder, I'm

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almost positive dead.

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Sorry rick Schroeder at the time.

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And then I think I think Jimmy Smith's may have

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as well.

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And Dan, you'll continue the tradition and uh top gun, Treehouse.

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here we go, let's see how many bad puns we

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can use in this next story. There's a there's a

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shortage of male porn stars. I repeat, there's a shortage

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of male porn stars. According to this article by Melissa Todd.

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She says that there are a lack of men in porn,

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and it's an actual problem because while you might think

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guys would be lining up to work in porn and

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be able to, you know, have sex with some of

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the most beautiful and talented adult stars on the planet

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for money or career and fame, it's.

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Harder than you might think.

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There's one, they just don't last long.

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There's two they just come and go that's three. Look,

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it's a hard job. Not everyone can do it or her.

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They do say, though, that there are some interesting qualifications

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that you have to have, some things that most of

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us men may not think about until it's actually time.

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To most men fall short of.

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Yes, there are expectations most men fall short of when

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it comes to trying to make it in the porn industry. Apparently,

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porn producers regularly hold auditions for new male performers, which

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they even advertise on social media. Auditions consist of their

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turning up and having sex with the women of their dreams,

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but generally no no one shows up. The reason is

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a bit of a mystery. It's been a regular mystery

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over the last decade. Maybe men feel their identity and

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self esteem is more closely tied to their sexual performance

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than women. Maybe porn being blamed for every societal ill

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is also a factor. Men don't care about that stop

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that we know young people are becoming increasingly puritanical and

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having less sex than previous generations. Also a wild misconception,

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I think on the part of miss Todd here it's basically,

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and she gets into it later in the article, it

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has everything to do with insecurity and having to be

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able to perform on cue because as a guy, if

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00:28:50.200 --> 00:28:52.880
you decide, you know what I'm gonna do porn. I

485
00:28:53.000 --> 00:28:55.720
got a big weenie. Well, okay, what about the rest

486
00:28:55.720 --> 00:28:59.960
of you, because I mean, you can have big weenie.

487
00:29:00.039 --> 00:29:02.000
But then a lot of these guys are they're ripped,

488
00:29:02.000 --> 00:29:04.160
they're on steroids, they got six packs, they look like

489
00:29:04.200 --> 00:29:06.759
body builders with that are that are lifting their own

490
00:29:06.799 --> 00:29:08.440
dongs for weight kind of a thing.

491
00:29:08.480 --> 00:29:10.680
And then you had Ron Jeremy.

492
00:29:11.920 --> 00:29:12.680
It's the exception.

493
00:29:12.960 --> 00:29:17.240
Yeah, and then the idea of when you show up

494
00:29:17.279 --> 00:29:19.960
you have to then perform in front of a room

495
00:29:20.000 --> 00:29:23.799
full of strangers, including sometimes a director saying now come.

496
00:29:26.480 --> 00:29:30.480
It's like, oh now, oh.

497
00:29:29.519 --> 00:29:31.640
It's And they get paid less than women. It's the

498
00:29:31.640 --> 00:29:33.359
only industry where they get paid less than women.

499
00:29:33.880 --> 00:29:35.839
But they get paid a lot more than they used to.

500
00:29:36.279 --> 00:29:40.039
Yeah, I think it's fifteen one hundred percent, is what you. So.

501
00:29:40.359 --> 00:29:43.839
I lived in the valley in uh La, that's where

502
00:29:43.839 --> 00:29:46.359
all the porn is filmed, and there was a place

503
00:29:46.359 --> 00:29:48.920
called Elteredo and that's where all the porn stars hung

504
00:29:48.960 --> 00:29:52.279
out at happy hour every single day. I didn't know

505
00:29:52.319 --> 00:29:53.759
this until I was sitting with a buddy of mine

506
00:29:53.799 --> 00:29:55.599
and he goes, dude, that's so and so, and I'm like,

507
00:29:55.960 --> 00:29:58.160
what is that and he's like, porn star. I was like,

508
00:29:58.279 --> 00:30:01.319
so just started you know, I'm me, I have the

509
00:30:01.359 --> 00:30:03.640
gift of gap, and just started chatting with those guys.

510
00:30:04.279 --> 00:30:08.559
And it was so. This was two thousand and seventeen

511
00:30:09.960 --> 00:30:12.759
and they were making fifteen to eighteen hundred per scene

512
00:30:13.519 --> 00:30:16.359
and the women were making three to four times that.

513
00:30:16.799 --> 00:30:21.240
Yeah, she goes on to say in her article, surrounded

514
00:30:21.240 --> 00:30:25.799
by actors, camera crew, producer, wardrobe, makeup artist and now

515
00:30:25.960 --> 00:30:29.720
usually a female director barking, now get a direction the

516
00:30:30.319 --> 00:30:34.279
new performer. The new guy will often find himself incapable

517
00:30:34.319 --> 00:30:36.680
and humiliated, and if he manages to pass that test,

518
00:30:36.720 --> 00:30:40.200
he'll find himself expected the orgasm to order at the

519
00:30:40.240 --> 00:30:42.960
time and place of the director's choosing, at which juncture

520
00:30:42.960 --> 00:30:46.240
he will generally run away screaming. They do say there

521
00:30:46.240 --> 00:30:50.279
are tricks that they can substitute other substances for the organism,

522
00:30:52.000 --> 00:30:53.680
so they have tricks of the trade, kind of like

523
00:30:53.519 --> 00:30:57.640
you like movie tricks. Meanwhile, the female porn stars have

524
00:30:57.640 --> 00:30:59.880
it way easier. She says, we can so easily fake

525
00:31:00.039 --> 00:31:02.279
every stage of arousal, good scored of blube, healthy dose

526
00:31:02.319 --> 00:31:05.519
of pantings, eyeing, noisy, screaming. But then they can also

527
00:31:05.519 --> 00:31:09.000
wear corsets to hide bellies, stockings to disguise cell you like,

528
00:31:09.119 --> 00:31:12.440
men have no tricks to hide behind. One Japanese porn

529
00:31:12.480 --> 00:31:15.880
actor claimed recently there are around seventy men to ten

530
00:31:15.960 --> 00:31:19.279
thousand women in his industry. He's had sex with eight

531
00:31:19.319 --> 00:31:21.400
thousand of them, usually two to three a day, so

532
00:31:21.440 --> 00:31:23.920
heaven knows he's doing his part, but he can't keep

533
00:31:23.920 --> 00:31:27.319
that up forever. Men who can perform in porn are

534
00:31:27.440 --> 00:31:30.880
so rare, in fact, particularly young men, that they are

535
00:31:31.000 --> 00:31:33.200
quite overwhelmed with women and work.

536
00:31:35.880 --> 00:31:37.279
Sounds like it's time for me to pick up a

537
00:31:37.279 --> 00:31:38.240
side hustle.

538
00:31:39.640 --> 00:31:40.839
Well, isn't.

539
00:31:40.920 --> 00:31:44.720
Also one of the things is that now because as

540
00:31:44.799 --> 00:31:47.480
much as we think of OnlyFans for women, but there

541
00:31:47.519 --> 00:31:51.440
are a lot of men doing OnlyFans and that that's

542
00:31:51.759 --> 00:31:54.200
actually taking away because they're making more money doing that

543
00:31:54.200 --> 00:31:55.759
than they would shooting.

544
00:31:55.400 --> 00:31:58.880
Pol Sure, and then what you know, would you rather

545
00:31:58.960 --> 00:32:02.799
be you know, subject to the porn studio heads or

546
00:32:02.960 --> 00:32:04.319
would you want to be your own boss?

547
00:32:06.799 --> 00:32:08.759
And can I a I myself into porn?

548
00:32:11.559 --> 00:32:12.759
I mean I'm sure you could.

549
00:32:14.119 --> 00:32:20.799
Yeah, I'm gonna go by j Mahal, the eighth Wonder

550
00:32:20.839 --> 00:32:21.319
of the World.

551
00:32:21.559 --> 00:32:28.759
Yeah you are. And since it's a I, you can

552
00:32:28.799 --> 00:32:29.519
have the body of.

553
00:32:29.480 --> 00:32:32.079
Your dreams exactly or of theirs.

554
00:32:32.720 --> 00:32:34.319
Yeah, it could be whatever they want.

555
00:32:34.359 --> 00:32:38.240
It's like, okay, it's time for you and Mahall choose

556
00:32:38.279 --> 00:32:39.200
your body type.

557
00:32:39.559 --> 00:32:41.720
I'm gonna be the mister potato head of porn.

558
00:32:44.240 --> 00:32:45.599
Rash. I have bad news for you.

559
00:32:45.720 --> 00:32:48.960
Oh no, there's somebody named Mahall's a gay porn star

560
00:32:49.000 --> 00:32:50.680
that's already named goes By.

561
00:32:51.880 --> 00:32:59.519
Oh so you guys found out now I've been trying

562
00:32:59.519 --> 00:33:02.079
to hide it from a while. Man.

563
00:33:02.440 --> 00:33:05.119
So now my mister potato head looks a little weird.

564
00:33:09.119 --> 00:33:13.599
Oh is the Indian? Oh?

565
00:33:14.559 --> 00:33:15.319
Oh god?

566
00:33:15.359 --> 00:33:17.279
That would be next level of appropriation.

567
00:33:20.240 --> 00:33:22.720
No, I gotta find this guy. I'm gonna find his.

568
00:33:22.599 --> 00:33:28.799
Parents behind the hospital that he moonlights at.

569
00:33:29.440 --> 00:33:36.680
He really is okay, yeah, his parents. I know student

570
00:33:36.720 --> 00:33:38.480
loans are tough, but what happened in med school.

571
00:33:42.599 --> 00:33:45.000
I still think you can fulfill this dream. We just

572
00:33:45.000 --> 00:33:46.559
gotta find you a different name, that's all.

573
00:33:47.640 --> 00:33:47.839
Yeah.

574
00:33:47.880 --> 00:33:49.319
I'm trying to think of what it could be now.

575
00:33:49.640 --> 00:33:53.160
Raj Mahall is solid like that. Somebody, even a comedy

576
00:33:53.160 --> 00:33:55.039
club owner one time, told me to go buy that

577
00:33:55.920 --> 00:33:59.000
and come out dressed like uh the genie in Aladdin.

578
00:34:00.400 --> 00:34:02.680
Oh uh, and they would like have a flying carpet

579
00:34:02.720 --> 00:34:06.759
and yeah you know this comedy club owner.

580
00:34:07.720 --> 00:34:09.320
Oh I figured out who it was.

581
00:34:09.639 --> 00:34:09.880
Yeah.

582
00:34:10.880 --> 00:34:15.000
Tracks, Yeah, it tracks very much.

583
00:34:15.079 --> 00:34:15.480
Yeah.

584
00:34:17.119 --> 00:34:18.760
So we have to find we have to find porn

585
00:34:18.760 --> 00:34:20.199
star names now for everybody here.

586
00:34:21.360 --> 00:34:25.679
No, I think Jerry's just gonna be Jerry. He's but

587
00:34:25.760 --> 00:34:28.079
he's gonna be like Madonna. It's just gonna be his

588
00:34:28.159 --> 00:34:29.719
one name, Jerry.

589
00:34:30.599 --> 00:34:34.280
I like it, okay. And then Trey, what what would

590
00:34:34.320 --> 00:34:35.239
your porn star name be?

591
00:34:37.599 --> 00:34:48.920
Daisy does a lot of work with Roger Mahal, solid work, too,

592
00:34:50.880 --> 00:34:58.079
huge tongue.

593
00:34:59.639 --> 00:35:00.760
We're all things Treehouse.

594
00:35:00.800 --> 00:35:03.039
Go to Treehouse on Air, dot com, find and follow

595
00:35:03.079 --> 00:35:06.079
the show on social media at Treehouse on Air. For me,

596
00:35:06.119 --> 00:35:08.039
it's at the Daniel Mallley. For Trey, it's at Trey

597
00:35:08.079 --> 00:35:14.880
Turnholme one. For Raj at comedian Raj TBD new porn name.

598
00:35:15.119 --> 00:35:17.119
And for Jerry at that Jerry guy.

599
00:35:17.159 --> 00:35:23.400
We will see you next time right here inside the Treehouse. Oh,

600
00:35:24.559 --> 00:35:26.159
Trey killed the music. I forgot again.

601
00:35:26.440 --> 00:35:26.880
My bad.

602
00:35:27.000 --> 00:35:30.079
All right, hang on, I gotta do this. Oh everyone's

603
00:35:30.119 --> 00:35:32.239
gonna get mad at me if I don't do this

604
00:35:32.280 --> 00:35:36.199
in the free show. So give me one second. I

605
00:35:36.239 --> 00:35:37.840
promised i'd have it in the show, and of course

606
00:35:37.880 --> 00:35:39.519
I forgot. So now I'll pull it up and here

607
00:35:39.519 --> 00:35:45.519
we go. Jerry, Are you ready always all right for

608
00:35:45.639 --> 00:35:47.960
your listening and viewing pleasure.

609
00:35:58.679 --> 00:35:59.800
You're in good tree.

610
00:36:01.039 --> 00:36:26.320
Visit us online at Treehouse on air dot com.

611
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Touch I'm good, all right.

612
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That'll do it for us.

613
00:36:48.760 --> 00:36:52.000
We will see you next time right here inside tree

614
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House