Nov. 28, 2024

BEST OF | Thursday November 28, 2024

BEST OF | Thursday November 28, 2024

Today in the Treehouse we revisit some classics: We are the Treehouse, the OnlyFans Carpool Mom, Trey's AARP Card, Pregnant Sting Ray, The Cowboys Dando, and Yelp for Jail!



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Today in the Treehouse we revisit some classics: We are the Treehouse, the OnlyFans Carpool Mom, Trey's AARP Card, Pregnant Sting Ray, The Cowboys Dando, and Yelp for Jail!



The Treehouse is a daily DFW based comedy podcast and radio show. Leave your worries outside and join Dan O'Malley, Trey Trenholm, Raj Sharma, and their guests for laughs about current events, stupid news, and the comedy that is their lives. If it's stupid, it's in here.

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Stoom.

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If you really get down to it, what is the treehouse?

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The treehouse isn't just a place for us to hang

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out with our friends. The treehouse isn't just a place

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to hang out with your friends, the place to escape

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the bullsh of everyday life. And we need a place

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to connect through laughter because, let's be honest, there's so

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much suck in the world. Your job sucks. Traffic sucks,

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the news sucks, TV sucks, radio sucks, social media really sucks.

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Your boss sucks, politics suck. You love your spouse, but

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sometimes they suck. And sometimes your kids suck too.

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Yeah.

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Hell, sometimes we suck. But that's all okay because we're

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inside the treehouse and we will laugh our way through

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all of it.

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Yeah.

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It's another example is did your day suck? Come inside

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the treehouse? Did your day rock? The treehouse can make

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it even better because the treehouse isn't just your happy place.

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The treehouse is your favorite place. Because the tree house,

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we are Archie's place, We're Monk's place. We are Arnold's

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and Owl's combined. We are the Hub, the Max, the

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peacock stop, the Pit, the peach pit, and the peach pit.

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After dark.

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We are.

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We are Luke's Diner, Deanon de Luca Cafe Intervos and

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we are Central Perk. We are Kavanaugh's Bar, Emerald City Bar,

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where McLaren's Pub, Patti's Pub, Most Tavin and the Drunken

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Clam where the Body Being, the Snake Hole Lounge ten

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Forward and the Boar's Nest. We are mother fucking cheers.

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This this is the tree House and you're welcome.

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You're in the Treehouse.

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Visit us online at treehouseonair dot com.

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Let's get Daniel Cook from Cook DFW Roofing and Restoration

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into the Treehouse eight three to three. Cook DFW for

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your free roof inspection the website cookdfw dot com. You

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guys do lots of great work on roofs, and the

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restoration part of the side of the business also means

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you know, you're doing remodeling work underneath the roof inside

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the home as well. And you were telling me just

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recently that you, Daniel and Cook DFW Roofing and Restoration

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offer lifetime warranties on all your work.

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Yeah.

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Dan, That's something that we talked about for a while

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now and we decided to go ahead and just pull

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the trigger on it. We've had excellent reviews, we've had

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excellent referrals. People really love our work when they give

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us a chance, and we just want to put our

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money where our mouth is. And you know that's the

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best way I can always say that is just back

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it up.

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Back it up.

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When I was growing up and I told somebody who's

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gonna kick their ass, you got to back it up. Well,

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now that I'm a grown man and we're doing professional

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services on people's homes and I tell them that they're

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never going to have a better experience, I'm backing it up.

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We're going to take care of your home because we

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want you to have that peace of mind knowing that

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after we left, you have the very best product left behind.

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Your home is safe, your family's taken care of, and

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that you don't have to worry about us not coming back.

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You can experience it for yourself, and you can put

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your money where Daniel's mouth is, and he'll honor it.

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As you just heard, even if he dies, he's still

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going to honor this stuff. I mean, that's that's that's

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some serious integrity and quality craftsmanship. To have the confidence

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to be like, yeah, this is how we do things.

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So you give the man a call for that free

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roof inspection. Eight three three Cook DFW the website cookdfw

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dot com.

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You're in the tree house.

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Visit us online at treehouseonair dot com.

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It's important to uh, it's important to show up and

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to come out strong, and not just content, but also

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in segues. For example, if you want to be known

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as a great mom, you need to go up and

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come on very strong. Right Trey, Absolutely, because he knows

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where I'm going, and he knows how good an segue

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that really was. And Raj, you're about to find out. Okay,

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so there is a woman, no surprise, it's a Florida woman. Yeah,

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I know, you know what's good. You know what's good.

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A mom in central Florida has been banned from dropping

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her kids off at a private Christian school because of

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well things. Raj, I'm going to give you the opportunity

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to fill in the blank here to see if you

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can guess what the thing is that got Hello, dog,

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that's dog. To see if you can guess what the

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thing is that got this mom banned from the pickup

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line at her kids school.

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Okay, hold on one second.

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It's Okay, if your first guess is barking dog.

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Uh no, so and you said that, he just turned around.

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I got him successfully across across the living room and

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he said, a barking dog.

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He turned around.

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Here's a here's my was she at the Christian school.

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She's in the pickup line and she's banned now mm hmmm, uh.

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She's banned from picking up her kids. They have now

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told her she has to go across the street. Okay,

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her kids will have to walk to her. So say

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it again.

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Smoking cigarettes?

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That is not correct. Next, next guest, she was topless.

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You're warm?

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H you are warm?

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She was pantiless, warmer?

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She what she's she's just naked?

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You're you're really really warm?

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What is she naked? On the ten speed? I don't know.

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That actually would be a good idea for her next vehicle.

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She's I tell you that.

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I know how. You know how insurance agents or real

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estate agents will advertise themselves on their cars and drive

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around town and drum up business that way. Self marketing,

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self marketing. Yes, yeah, boy, so you're familiar, right, yeah. Now,

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imagine you're a Central Florida mom who is in the

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pickup line at her kids Christian school while self marketing

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your only Fans account.

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Damn I Love twenty twenty four.

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This is what I am looking at when I pull

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up behind one of these vehicles. Facebook messages complaints and

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TikTok you ban a vehicle taking the front pew at

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a private Christian school intervaries is not just a tiny,

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tiny little emblem on the back of a car. It

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is taking up the entire windshield back windshield of two vehicles.

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Lexi Thomas is a parent at Liberty Christian who wants

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this ad on another parent's car to stay off campus.

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That other parent is Michelle Klein, and what she has

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is an only fans Well, it's definitely.

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A link to you know, explicit content, adult content for sure.

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Flyine, who goes by Piper Fond says only fans her

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business and way of life.

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My husband and I had this, you know, a little wild,

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you know, hind closed doors lifestyle that we've now decided

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to share.

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But not all parents want what we shared at school,

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with some moms complaining to Kline and the school telling

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her not to use the main entrance and instead drop

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her kids off across the street.

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I was forced to have to, you know, take it

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off or not come on campus.

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But parents at this private school say, there's a simple solution.

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If client she wants to use the main drop off,

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why not take the decal off.

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And that would seem like an easy thing to say,

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for sure, But for me, you know, it supports my family.

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This provides a very comfortable way of life for us.

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And it's legal. You know, I pay taxes just like

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everyone else. I'm not breaking the law. I just offended people.

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That's a distraction to my children. And no matter how

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poorly or how good I parent, porn is there. And

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if that's kind of the first thing they're saying when

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they're going into a place that should be educating them.

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She's their hassle off.

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Let's get real here. This is not This is one

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of those times where it's like that one mom specifically,

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but all the parents, all the moms that are upset

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about this mom's only fans advertisement on her car. They're

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not so much trying to tech the kids as they

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are using the kids as the excuse when the reality

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is they don't want to have their husbands right see

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the ad. And next thing you know, they're seeing the

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only fans ad and now you know the family budget

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is dropped by twenty four to ninety nine a month.

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Oh, I mean she's got a lot of content.

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Okay, good, this is a I mean she's Yeah.

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What fresh hell are her kids in for? When when

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their friends get phones and the internet and they're spanking

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it to mom.

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Yeah, that's the.

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Problem with so many startups is you tend not to

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look at the bigger picture, and sometimes you forget to

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keep the future in mind at the exp you know,

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it's like you're focused on the money of today at

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the expense of tomorrow.

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Or how amazing would it be to be invited to

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that sleepover? Like I'm just saying, like when he's like,

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hey man, you guys want to come to my house

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or the sleepover?

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Like, yeah, Mom, imagine how awkward?

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How awkward is it going to be when it's all

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the dads that show up.

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You're listening to the tree House visit us online that

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Let's get Jaqueline from Brooks Plumbing into the Treehouse now

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for any and all of your plumbing once and needs,

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give her and all of them. They're a call to

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one four three six thirty eight thirty eight the website

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Brooks Plumbing Texas dot com. When I had my house

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in Dallas, Jaqueline, you came out a few times to

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help us with some issues, and your response time was phenomenal.

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And it wasn't just because it was me. It was

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because that's the kind of company you run. You go

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out of your way trying to help every client and

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try to get there as soon as you can.

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Well, I mean, the reality of it is is that

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plumbing is unfortunately a need and not so much a want. Yes,

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you can want to remodel the bathroom and that's not pressing,

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but typically when it comes to service or leak investigations,

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et cetera, et cetera. If you've got to stoppage on

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the mainline and you don't know and you keep putting

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liquid or you know, waste into the drains, if it

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has nowhere to go, it will come back in the

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house and at that point in time, it's no longer

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a want, it's a need, and that sort of thing

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can't wait. When you have those emergencies, you have got

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to figure out how to manage the crew so that

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you can have the best response time.

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That's right, and they'll show up and they'll do it quickly.

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Call Jacqueline from Brooks Plumbing for any and all of

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those plumbing wants and needs two one fourth, three sixty eight,

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thirty eight, thirty eight and again that website Brooks Plumbing

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Texas dot com.

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You're in the treouse.

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Visit us online a treehouse on air dot com.

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All right, there's something that's very important that we need

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to discuss here, and that is Trey. You now have

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something new you can whip out on dates.

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Yes, I do, and uh, reach into my pants and

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pull this out.

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I'm gonna, I'm gonna. Okay, what is.

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It, Trey. I'll let you do the honors for Raj.

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You can tell him what what what resides in your

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pants that you'll be whipping out on dates.

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Consensually?

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Well, I mean it's actually probably probably not. There might

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be a little embarrassment with this.

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I just like, look it this way. It is impressive, Okay,

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to soak people to others, it might scare some.

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Yeah, oh wow, I'm gonna show it to you.

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Oh god, oh, well done.

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But Trey is now an official card carrying member of

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the Association for Retired Persons.

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If you if you break that out on a first date.

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Just just know that every Indian everywhere is like, he's

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one of us. They're just gonna change on like tree

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ish Ish is one of us. Tradgend we love Tregen there,

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he's one of us. I've put it off Applebee's.

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I'm very excited for you, Trey card carrying member. What's

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the what the letters stand for again? It's a ARP.

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Is it the American Association for Retired Persons?

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I think it's the Association for the Advancement of Retired

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Persons Retired People?

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I think I think you're taking two organizations.

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I don't think.

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I don't think there was a merger between a ARP

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and the nub a CP. I feel like that would

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have made news, Trey.

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That would have been great association.

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It's not enough to be recognized as a retired person,

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but we also need to make sure that they advanced.

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Oh somewhere somewhere.

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Big Stacey, who is one of our favorite lists ners

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and he also happens to be a black man, and

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age to have an AARP card. Is flipping it over

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right now to see if it's a Twofer the National

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Association for the Advancement of Retired People, or I.

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Mean, according to Trey, if with that merger would have

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been great for the National Association for the Advancement of

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Colored Retired People, Like that'd be amazing.

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I would be so proud to be a member.

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I feel like this treehouse is overflowing with stupid. I'd

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also like to give us credit on picking up the

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flag and for the advancement of retired people, a flag

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that clearly no one else had the courage to pick up.

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We'll be doing to five k next month.

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Retired people, but not just for retired people, their advancement.

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Will try to make Wilford Brimley's birthday a national holiday.

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Started oatmeal the whole time.

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Oh well, that does remind me that you are to

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at the same age as Wilfred Brimley. Uh start when

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he's starting cocoon. That is a information that you told

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us a week or two ago, and I have not forgotten.

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It was.

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Like we can age them up, We're good.

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So I'm uh, I'm wondering, Tray, So have you had

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a chance to use your AARP card yet? Did? Were

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you able to use that when you had tire trouble

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on seventy five the other day.

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No, and the only reason because I used my Triple

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A membership for that. But no, Yeah, I was going

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to McKinney.

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And what's triple A is that for the advancement of automobiles?

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Shouldn't be triple AARP?

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How many cards do you have? You're just I can

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get this point.

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Triple A.

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And I think I think, I think Big Stacey gave

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you one of his a few years back.

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I don't remember. I remember which car that was, Dan,

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do you remember.

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Nope.

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The advantage of having a poor memory, it's kept me

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out of trouble many times.

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That was I do not recall that, Senator.

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You know the only thing you didn't do was cover

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the mic and then just look over at somebody like.

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Getting advice. I did not recall.

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I have no recollection of anyway. Uh, you're okay, though.

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After the after the the trouble on seventy five, what happened?

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I just I my right front tire. I luckily I

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felt it. I felt something wrong, and so I was

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able to get over to the right lane, and luckily

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I was right by the Virginia Parkway exit. So the

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scariest thing actually for me was I had Daisy with me,

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and so I'm like worried that if, yeah, something happens

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that I when I drive and for long distances or

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anything like over fifteen minutes. I put her in her

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kennel and I actually strap it in the car like

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a car seat. So everything was okay. Just it's anytime

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you're stranded on the highway, it is scary. I think.

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I think actually having Daisy, your three pounds shuahua with

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you while having car trouble with being an advantage because

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I mean, there are plenty of men that pull over

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for stranded bitches.

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US ones too.

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Really long time.

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Dot com that's how she flags down that roadside assistance.

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I had a flat and I got a set of

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four new tires.

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There is some important news going on in the world

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that we have to touch on, Okay, and like many

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things in life in this world, and there has an

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artistic beginning. Okay, many years ago in the nineties before

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I got my first cell phone number. But I think

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even maybe like two years before Trey got his cell

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phone number. There was a movie that was very prophetic

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that most of us took for granted at the time,

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with a very interesting character that we didn't realize how

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essential not only to the film and the franchise, but

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to the planet that he actually was despite being fictional.

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What I'm getting at is Jeff Goldbloom in Jurassic Park,

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because he said these amazing words and they hold true today.

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There's one thing the history of evolution has tossed that

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life will not be contained. Life breaks free, expansed in

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your territories, and it crashes through barriers painfully, maybe even dangerously.

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But oh, there it is.

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There it is.

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You're implying that a group composed entirely of female animals will.

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No, I'm simply saying that life finds a way.

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Now here's your current example of that. A steamray's pregnancy

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baffles aquarium staff with no males to mate with it.

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Wow.

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Jeff Goldbloom knew.

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A female steingray at a North Carolina aquarium is pregnant,

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leaving staffers puzzled over how a fish living without a

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male companion is reproducing. These are experts, they would they

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should know this. The aquarium and shark lab by Team

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Echo in Hendersonville announced on a Facebook post the other

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day that it's Steingray Charlotte is expecting, but according to

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the aquarium, there's something fishy about their pregnancy because they

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don't have any male steingrays in that tank. They do say, however,

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there are two possible explanations for this once in a

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lifetime science mystery. One way is a very rare process

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called arthenogenesis, in which the eggs develop on their own

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without fertilization and create a clone of the mother.

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Okay.

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The second explanation for Charlotte's pregnancy is a bit more

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weird science. They say the stingray may have made it

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with a male shark that was added to the tank

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in July. So we either get life finds a way

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to reproduce on its own, which is Jurassic Park level scary,

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or a stingray and a shark got together to create

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the next film franchise on the Sci Fi Channel, or God,

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I can't wait.

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Or Bubba the guy who cleans the tank.

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No no, no, no no no no no no no

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no no no no no.

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You remember the scene in Little Nikki.

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No no, I don't, I don't Bubba.

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No Bubba half Bubba half sting Ray.

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Oh god, it's.

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Gonna be called Bubba Ray.

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I think he already is. It's gonna be Bubba Ray Ray.

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All right, it's immediately time to run to run new

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background checks on all aquarium staff, because just because your

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record was clean when you got hired doesn't mean that

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it stayed clean throughout the throughout your employment.

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I mean, it is North Carolina, you know, it makes sense.

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When I saw Trey's face, I was like, he's thinking

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the exact same thing.

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I'm thinking, Oh god, it was tell him where I

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tell him where Bbba had him put that stinger.

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That's so foul.

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Have you guys seen have you guys seen the photos

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of the steam Rays near the Cayman Islands where it's

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the Steam Rays City and they're on they're like, they're

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like they'll they'll jump on people's backs and they'll take photos.

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They're smiling.

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Bubba was like, it's a pretty mouth. She came on

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to me, she jumped on me. She was asking for it.

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You know how at the beginning of the show when

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I said let's get stupid.

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You are one hell of a leader.

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Dan.

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I believe that I am a true inspiration to you,

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see because like Martin Luther King had a dream, I

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have you Oh Bubba, oh oh.

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Oh that poor thing?

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What why? Why why are we assuming the sting rays displeased?

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I don't know I would I just would assume that.

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I mean probably because Bubba denied it and I'm gonna

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take care of the kids stings.

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That's the final episode.

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I mean, that's kind of where you you should punch

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out on finding out on the Maury Povich Show on

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Who's the Father is when Maury looks to his left

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and the guest is a fish and the guy waiting

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and the guy waiting in the wings is Bubba's.

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Be the same reaction if they say it's not the father,

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something will be flopping around. H Are you questioning your

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life choices?

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Dan?

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All of them?

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You're listening to the Treehouse. Visit us online that Treehouse

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on Air dot com.

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I'll be changing my number now. I don't want to

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talk to you about everything.

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We'll email you.

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You're in the Treehouse. Visit us online at Treehouse on

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Air dot com.

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I tried to find I tried to find the drop

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that we got from I'm brain farting now because my

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memory is so terrible. The Jackals lead singer Tray Oh God,

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yeah exactly. We had him on the show a number

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of times over the years, had him at trash parties,

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and he came in the studio one time and Russ

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got into sort of sing or slash scream pretty Little

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Dan because Russ like to give me a hard time

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saying no, you're pretty and whatever, like no I'm not,

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and stop hitting on me, you weird old man, and

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it sort of took on a life of its own.

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Next thing, you know, Jesse James Deprie, thank you.

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I knew it was a three name that wasn't a

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serial killer, but all only serial killer names were coming

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to mind, and I knew it wasn't John Wyn Gacy

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we had in the studio because I'd remember that, especially

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if he was saying my name loudly.

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Yeah, that'd be a whole new line of.

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Those are Dan do's. I do not want to produce.

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Those are snuff Dan dos. Uh. So it started with that,

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and the next thing, you know, we write up these

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things for adult toys from Pretty Little Dan Incorporated, called

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the Dan dough instead of a dildo, and these things

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you know that have a weird way of being born

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on the show, and they just kind of stick and

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then after a while you kind of forget how they started,

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but you keep it going because it's fun and and

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ultimately stupid. So I can make this work just by

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the way, will be uh. I'm hoping not the only

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time we ever get a chance to play this, But

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I do have what I think is a semi binding

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legal disclaimer embedded in here so as to not get

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us sued by the Dallas Cowboys, but just in case

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you're gonna hear it now and then after this. I

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don't know if we're gonna get a C and D

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from Frisco or.

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Not, but.

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If we do, m you get to enjoy it now,

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are you guys ready? No, you're not.

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Dallas Cowboys fans, It's time to ask yourselves a rock

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hard question. Why stop it getting emotionally destroyed when you

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can get physically wrecked by them boys? After a John

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Holmes size break, Pretty Little Dan Incorporated is back, and

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just like the back of the Bang Bus, we are

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not alone. We have an exciting announcement. Eld inc Is

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the very unofficial, totally unsanctioned, extremely unsanitary dildo Company of

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the Dallas Cowboys. That's right, we're expanding into the sports world,

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because why should Taylor Swift and Oscar the Grouch have

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all the fun when the Cowboys were on the trash

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heap first. So slip into your favorite Debbie does Dallas

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cosplay fit, invite thirty one strangers over wearing their official

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NFL team gimp gear, and brace yourself for a worse

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pass dreaming than the Bills gave the Cowboys in Week fifteen,

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introducing the Cowboys Dando with the all New Cowboys Dando.

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You're part of the action here, Dak Prescott. Say all

481
00:32:29.359 --> 00:32:32.400
the right things to get you in the move, then

482
00:32:32.759 --> 00:32:35.160
feel the rush of air on your face as his

483
00:32:35.359 --> 00:32:38.359
balls fly aimlessly into the hands of a stranger in

484
00:32:38.400 --> 00:32:42.119
a Packers jersey. You see Michael Gallup do what he

485
00:32:42.200 --> 00:32:47.839
does best, standing there and watching. Don't just see Tony

486
00:32:47.839 --> 00:32:51.759
Pollard run full speed into the wrong hole. Eel it.

487
00:32:53.200 --> 00:32:56.839
See Michah Parsons held by three linemen, which is actually

488
00:32:56.839 --> 00:32:59.720
a good thing because the AI Michaeh Parsons hungry lion

489
00:32:59.759 --> 00:33:02.839
mode is still experimental and we'll eat more than ass

490
00:33:04.480 --> 00:33:06.880
touch the tip of Layton vander esh is broken that

491
00:33:07.000 --> 00:33:11.680
he got while muff hunting in Siberia. Like Mike McCarthy

492
00:33:11.720 --> 00:33:14.720
eating his post game dairy queen. With the Cowboy Dando,

493
00:33:14.880 --> 00:33:19.079
you too can taste defeat, so don't eat blue waffles

494
00:33:19.240 --> 00:33:22.880
when you can suck on the blue Star. With the

495
00:33:22.920 --> 00:33:26.319
Cowboys Dando, you'll experience a whole year of action in

496
00:33:26.400 --> 00:33:30.480
one toy, with not one, not two, but three special

497
00:33:30.519 --> 00:33:40.799
settings preseason hype, regular season teasing, and postseason devastation. But wait,

498
00:33:41.119 --> 00:33:44.000
there's more. If you order now, we'll add the law

499
00:33:44.079 --> 00:33:49.799
breaking off season mode for free while hencuffs last. The

500
00:33:49.839 --> 00:33:53.839
Cowboys Dando from pld ink is full of proprietary technology,

501
00:33:54.119 --> 00:33:57.960
not our proprietary technology. We stole it from the Titan submercible,

502
00:33:59.359 --> 00:34:02.319
so just like Cowboys in the playoffs, it can implode

503
00:34:02.400 --> 00:34:05.759
at any time, sucking you into an oblivion worse than

504
00:34:05.799 --> 00:34:09.400
Caddyshack too. We just don't leave your bushwood material at

505
00:34:09.400 --> 00:34:12.920
PLD inc. We're going all in with the Cowboys Dando.

506
00:34:13.159 --> 00:34:17.039
I we know what you're thinking, How many years and

507
00:34:17.119 --> 00:34:19.719
how much money can this meltdown of a device cost me?

508
00:34:21.239 --> 00:34:24.159
The Cowboys Dando can be yours for the ridiculous price

509
00:34:24.159 --> 00:34:26.840
of a franchise quarterback who can't do any better than

510
00:34:26.840 --> 00:34:31.360
Tony Romo, and just so we can make one more

511
00:34:31.400 --> 00:34:35.400
Cowboys in the playoffs, joke that Cowboys dando won't last long,

512
00:34:36.800 --> 00:34:38.239
so call now.

513
00:34:38.360 --> 00:34:40.000
The Cowboys dando is in no way, no, how, not

514
00:34:40.039 --> 00:34:41.840
ab all affiliated with the Dallas Cowboys. It's trademarks, No,

515
00:34:41.840 --> 00:34:43.800
it's actual official sponsors or broadcast partners. It would be

516
00:34:43.840 --> 00:34:44.840
more seen than a Cowboys dando.

517
00:34:44.840 --> 00:34:45.079
I think.

518
00:34:45.079 --> 00:34:46.960
Otherwise, please check with the official Das Cowboy team doctor

519
00:34:46.960 --> 00:34:48.800
before straying any sexual regiment in all the objects real

520
00:34:48.960 --> 00:34:49.840
or imagine.

521
00:34:49.599 --> 00:34:52.559
The Cowboys dando. Unlike the Cowboys, this is a piece

522
00:34:52.599 --> 00:34:54.960
of chrome plated hardware you can actually hoist at the

523
00:34:55.000 --> 00:34:58.599
end of the night. Another fine product from PLD Inc.

524
00:35:07.320 --> 00:35:08.480
Very nice.

525
00:35:08.840 --> 00:35:10.840
That was brilliant.

526
00:35:12.960 --> 00:35:17.880
I'd like to say, we'll call the official time twelve

527
00:35:18.039 --> 00:35:22.840
fifty Central Standard time, and we'll start the countdown clock

528
00:35:22.920 --> 00:35:32.679
to our season's assist from the Dallas Cowboys. I also

529
00:35:32.760 --> 00:35:36.960
think I also think my chances of ever hosting the

530
00:35:37.079 --> 00:35:40.800
pre game, halftime or postgame on the Dallas Cowboys radio

531
00:35:40.880 --> 00:35:43.800
network has now gone away.

532
00:35:44.559 --> 00:35:46.360
Jeffk's breathing a little easier.

533
00:35:48.599 --> 00:35:50.239
Not if he buys a dandough.

534
00:36:00.119 --> 00:36:27.519
In the tree Visit us online at treehouseonair dot com.

535
00:36:28.480 --> 00:36:32.000
You're listening to the tree House. Visit us online at

536
00:36:32.039 --> 00:36:41.360
Treehouse on air dot com.

537
00:36:41.400 --> 00:36:43.559
Again, I did not know this, and I usually like

538
00:36:43.599 --> 00:36:45.599
to think that I'm on the cusp of knowing things.

539
00:36:45.840 --> 00:36:51.039
Today I clearly am not. And for the AARP thing,

540
00:36:51.119 --> 00:36:54.639
I didn't know that you could join AARP before the

541
00:36:54.679 --> 00:36:57.400
age of fifty. Everything I had known about it was

542
00:36:58.039 --> 00:37:01.360
you get the first notice or invitation or something in

543
00:37:01.400 --> 00:37:04.280
the mail or whatever when you're like forty nine and

544
00:37:04.280 --> 00:37:07.719
a half. And then at fifty you could become AARP official.

545
00:37:08.679 --> 00:37:10.719
And I'm kind of surprised they haven't raised the age,

546
00:37:10.760 --> 00:37:13.199
but I guess because everyone's living longer. But I guess

547
00:37:13.239 --> 00:37:16.880
they did the opposite and said anyone can join AARP,

548
00:37:18.440 --> 00:37:20.840
which they did a really poor job of marketing that,

549
00:37:21.000 --> 00:37:23.679
because I had no idea until you know, you guys

550
00:37:23.719 --> 00:37:28.119
told me. Now with the AARP thing, Daniel Cook is

551
00:37:28.159 --> 00:37:31.719
a member. Do you guys get the emails from AARP? Yes,

552
00:37:33.960 --> 00:37:35.760
because he sent me one the other day and he

553
00:37:35.800 --> 00:37:38.639
wanted me to make sure you guys were aware of

554
00:37:38.840 --> 00:37:40.880
your member benefits update.

555
00:37:41.559 --> 00:37:41.920
Okay.

556
00:37:42.400 --> 00:37:46.000
For example, as a member of AARP, you can enter

557
00:37:46.039 --> 00:37:48.000
for a chance to win a backstage meet and greet

558
00:37:48.039 --> 00:37:52.159
for two in Las Vegas for the Rolling Stones, and

559
00:37:52.400 --> 00:37:55.559
you get fifteen percent off your check every day at Denny's.

560
00:37:57.280 --> 00:37:59.760
Hell yeah, I sadly already knew that one.

561
00:38:02.119 --> 00:38:04.760
He wanted me to make sure you guys were aware

562
00:38:05.199 --> 00:38:09.000
of those benefits in case you weren't getting the emails now.

563
00:38:09.039 --> 00:38:10.920
It also did give me the idea what I want

564
00:38:10.960 --> 00:38:15.719
you guys to do. Since you are oldest, I would

565
00:38:15.719 --> 00:38:20.519
like you to take your AARP card carrying member status

566
00:38:21.599 --> 00:38:25.000
out for a spin inter the rock out with the

567
00:38:25.079 --> 00:38:30.440
Rolling Stone sweepstakes, and then if you win, we then

568
00:38:30.519 --> 00:38:33.159
double dip and make it a treehouse contest. So if

569
00:38:33.199 --> 00:38:35.360
you guys win those tickets, then we hold our own

570
00:38:35.400 --> 00:38:37.599
contest to get those tickets to a treehouse listener.

571
00:38:38.519 --> 00:38:40.800
Hey, can you do that? Is it?

572
00:38:40.880 --> 00:38:41.800
Is it transferable?

573
00:38:41.800 --> 00:38:42.159
Do you know?

574
00:38:44.000 --> 00:38:46.239
Because I don't want to go. I'm not a Stones fan.

575
00:38:46.559 --> 00:38:49.920
Which is why you should just look. If you can't go,

576
00:38:50.000 --> 00:38:51.280
you just hand him to somebody else.

577
00:38:51.719 --> 00:38:55.920
Okay, I'll enter, Yeah, yeah, I'm not a big Stones guy.

578
00:38:56.719 --> 00:38:58.800
Don't have to be plenty of our listeners would love

579
00:38:58.840 --> 00:38:59.440
that experience.

580
00:38:59.480 --> 00:39:01.920
Yeah, that'd be cool. That's very easy way to give

581
00:39:02.000 --> 00:39:02.960
do a ticket giveaway.

582
00:39:03.719 --> 00:39:07.639
There's one in one in eleven million chancey.

583
00:39:07.079 --> 00:39:08.280
It doesn't cost us a time.

584
00:39:12.760 --> 00:39:15.360
Yeah, yeah, but the Dennys thing, I didn't know. I

585
00:39:15.440 --> 00:39:18.760
knew about that. And then there are roadside assistance, and

586
00:39:18.840 --> 00:39:21.599
there's yeah, there's you know, there's roadside assistance, like I said,

587
00:39:21.639 --> 00:39:25.280
And there's uh discount ticket sales, and there's a you know,

588
00:39:25.280 --> 00:39:28.480
advanced ticket sales or pre sales whatever you can, whatever

589
00:39:28.480 --> 00:39:29.039
you want to call it.

590
00:39:29.079 --> 00:39:35.320
So since it's prescription discounts too, that is true. So

591
00:39:35.800 --> 00:39:40.840
it is an organization geared towards retired people folk. Yeah,

592
00:39:41.360 --> 00:39:43.199
but well now it's ARF.

593
00:39:46.920 --> 00:39:48.840
I would have loved it. We should start.

594
00:39:48.599 --> 00:39:54.079
Off Association for the Advancement of Retired Folk.

595
00:39:56.239 --> 00:39:57.840
Yeah, for the country people.

596
00:40:02.960 --> 00:40:07.440
Make it a bureau. You can call it BARF. Anyways,

597
00:40:08.360 --> 00:40:10.079
I just forgot what I was gonna say. So ARF

598
00:40:10.119 --> 00:40:13.840
and BARF retired person's old people. Oh yeah, since it's

599
00:40:13.880 --> 00:40:19.320
geared towards retired people, this contest is for you know,

600
00:40:19.719 --> 00:40:23.239
rolling Stones tickets. Are they not ever offering you know,

601
00:40:23.320 --> 00:40:26.239
tickets for younger acts? Like a Bieber or a Taylor

602
00:40:26.320 --> 00:40:30.320
Swift concert because they you can join at any age.

603
00:40:30.320 --> 00:40:33.440
Apparently, yeah, I don't know if I don't know if

604
00:40:33.480 --> 00:40:37.559
AARP has the reach to get Swift tickets and Bieber

605
00:40:38.280 --> 00:40:41.199
no longer performs because he only performs for the lowered.

606
00:40:44.320 --> 00:40:47.039
I didn't realize he was on Jesus Hiatus.

607
00:40:47.159 --> 00:40:49.559
He is on Jesus hiatis very much so. As a

608
00:40:49.639 --> 00:40:52.880
matter of fact, Stephen Baldwin, or as they call him, Alec,

609
00:40:52.920 --> 00:41:00.400
Baldwin's brother, sent out a message saying pray for their marriage, so.

610
00:41:01.320 --> 00:41:06.000
I thought, uh, you should have framed it better, though,

611
00:41:06.039 --> 00:41:08.480
you know, like you know, Jesus has me on a

612
00:41:08.519 --> 00:41:14.400
non compete.

613
00:41:16.239 --> 00:41:22.239
Jesus was jealous of Bieber's YouTube views. The downside of

614
00:41:22.239 --> 00:41:24.559
being Jesus is no one was recording when you know

615
00:41:24.960 --> 00:41:28.119
he turned the water into wine, and the bread and

616
00:41:28.159 --> 00:41:28.960
the fish.

617
00:41:29.119 --> 00:41:31.599
I mean apparently they wrote it down, so I guess

618
00:41:31.599 --> 00:41:32.679
that was the version.

619
00:41:32.440 --> 00:41:34.280
Of the Bible is the original YouTube?

620
00:41:36.880 --> 00:41:38.199
If you think that's pretty brilliant.

621
00:41:38.239 --> 00:41:40.199
If you think about it, you're gonna have a lot

622
00:41:40.239 --> 00:41:42.000
of Bible kids like the original YouTube.

623
00:41:42.239 --> 00:41:43.559
That's gonna be a shirt that they wear.

624
00:41:45.000 --> 00:41:47.199
You need you need to copyright that right now, because

625
00:41:47.239 --> 00:41:49.719
I'm telling you you're gonna be walking around Saint John

626
00:41:49.719 --> 00:41:53.119
that your Dando farm, and you want to see just

627
00:41:53.159 --> 00:41:55.239
a bunch of Bible.

628
00:41:56.039 --> 00:41:58.079
The Egyptians are gonna be going what.

629
00:41:59.880 --> 00:42:06.039
I feel like they we're literally drawing on walls. We

630
00:42:06.039 --> 00:42:10.119
feel like this is more the actual start of YouTube,

631
00:42:12.000 --> 00:42:13.880
Like the Bible would actually be more like the birth,

632
00:42:14.159 --> 00:42:17.800
but like, yeah, the Egyptians would probably be saying, no,

633
00:42:17.960 --> 00:42:19.960
I think the Bible is is more of like the

634
00:42:20.360 --> 00:42:21.679
beginning of podcasting.

635
00:42:23.599 --> 00:42:23.840
Thanks.

636
00:42:23.880 --> 00:42:34.559
The Egyptians be going, hey, we invented in emojis. Horse

637
00:42:34.559 --> 00:42:36.320
said sunshine, one eye means your dad.

638
00:42:41.760 --> 00:42:45.000
This is interesting. So we're finding throughout history the origins

639
00:42:45.039 --> 00:42:50.360
of all these platforms. I wonder what, So, who do

640
00:42:50.400 --> 00:42:51.559
we have to blame for yelp?

641
00:42:53.000 --> 00:42:56.519
Buddhists don't.

642
00:42:56.559 --> 00:43:01.840
I don't think it's Buddhists. I feel like they're they're

643
00:43:01.840 --> 00:43:03.800
they're the easy going bunch. I don't think they're the

644
00:43:03.840 --> 00:43:06.880
ones that are, you know, bitching about you know, cheese

645
00:43:06.880 --> 00:43:08.599
sticks that were too small.

646
00:43:09.639 --> 00:43:10.679
Haven't been the standard poor?

647
00:43:10.760 --> 00:43:14.360
Then they have not the big big cheese sticks at

648
00:43:14.360 --> 00:43:19.239
the standard poor. Uh, speaking of complaining about things A

649
00:43:19.320 --> 00:43:21.599
forty two year old man. This, by the way, is

650
00:43:21.639 --> 00:43:24.280
one of the one of them. This may be one

651
00:43:24.280 --> 00:43:26.840
of my favorite stories of the year so far. All right,

652
00:43:26.880 --> 00:43:30.480
are you ready? Here we go? Speaking of complaining, A

653
00:43:30.559 --> 00:43:33.159
forty two year old man was arrested twice in the

654
00:43:33.199 --> 00:43:38.719
same day. Okay, once for being drunken disorderly at a restaurant.

655
00:43:39.159 --> 00:43:43.280
Then he went back to jail to complain about the

656
00:43:43.440 --> 00:43:46.079
arrest earlier in the day.

657
00:43:46.159 --> 00:43:49.880
Yeah, strong, like I move.

658
00:43:52.960 --> 00:43:56.079
The Yeah, you don't even hesitate with that, do you.

659
00:43:56.440 --> 00:43:59.000
I mean, you know, like, what does he look like

660
00:43:59.039 --> 00:43:59.639
in your head?

661
00:44:00.400 --> 00:44:00.599
Oh?

662
00:44:00.719 --> 00:44:02.599
Yeah, he's white with a mullets.

663
00:44:05.719 --> 00:44:07.800
Well what's the point of having the white privilege if

664
00:44:07.800 --> 00:44:09.360
you can't take it out once in a while?

665
00:44:09.639 --> 00:44:15.719
Oh well, driving it around the block, keep going, and

666
00:44:15.760 --> 00:44:16.760
take it on a cruise.

667
00:44:17.599 --> 00:44:20.360
I just find it amazing that that this guy has

668
00:44:20.400 --> 00:44:24.000
the audacity to go to the police station to complain

669
00:44:24.079 --> 00:44:27.119
about the arrest in the first place, and then he

670
00:44:27.159 --> 00:44:30.119
gets arrested again because he was drunk when he went

671
00:44:30.159 --> 00:44:30.800
there to do it.

672
00:44:33.639 --> 00:44:35.920
And I'm sure Trey has seen this before I went.

673
00:44:35.960 --> 00:44:37.320
I had my nightclubs in deep home.

674
00:44:37.400 --> 00:44:41.320
I saw, like, you know, people getting publican talks and

675
00:44:41.360 --> 00:44:43.280
it's you know, young girls getting a public in tax

676
00:44:43.639 --> 00:44:45.360
and the cops like I'm gonna let it go. I'm

677
00:44:45.400 --> 00:44:46.880
gonna let you go, like put him in handcuffs, I

678
00:44:46.920 --> 00:44:48.840
don't do it again, call a friend, whatever, and then

679
00:44:48.960 --> 00:44:51.320
take the cuffs off, and then they start yelling at

680
00:44:51.320 --> 00:44:54.920
the cops, you know, like just take the just take

681
00:44:54.920 --> 00:44:58.480
the wa the dumbs and then they'd be like, all right,

682
00:44:58.639 --> 00:45:01.679
I told you once and then they just crying and

683
00:45:01.679 --> 00:45:02.199
then that's it.

684
00:45:02.239 --> 00:45:02.760
That's a wrap.

685
00:45:02.800 --> 00:45:06.000
So this guy doesn't strike this story doesn't strike me

686
00:45:06.039 --> 00:45:08.239
as strange. I'm just like, oh, he's just a grown

687
00:45:08.320 --> 00:45:08.760
up that did it.

688
00:45:10.239 --> 00:45:12.159
He's a forty two year old grown man that decided

689
00:45:12.199 --> 00:45:14.559
to do this. Yeah, yeah, that's uh, it's balls.

690
00:45:14.679 --> 00:45:15.360
I love that.

691
00:45:15.760 --> 00:45:17.639
Well, that's amazing. I mean, you're forty two years old,

692
00:45:17.679 --> 00:45:19.480
you get arrested earlier in the day, you don't like

693
00:45:19.519 --> 00:45:21.280
how it went down, so you go back to jail

694
00:45:21.320 --> 00:45:24.440
to complain about the arrest from earlier in the day.

695
00:45:25.000 --> 00:45:28.280
Is it because he couldn't find a Yelp for prison

696
00:45:28.800 --> 00:45:37.960
to write a review or there's no Airbnb reviews for jail? Yeah, like,

697
00:45:38.039 --> 00:45:40.840
are you leaving a review on Airbnb at the jail,

698
00:45:41.199 --> 00:45:46.840
saying it's spotty Wi Fi, there's no emergency exits, and

699
00:45:46.559 --> 00:45:50.239
the mattress is too soft, and my cellmate is too hard.

700
00:45:58.079 --> 00:46:01.280
I mean, people will really find anything to complain about it,

701
00:46:17.320 --> 00:46:19.000
and they throw him in They throw him in jail

702
00:46:19.079 --> 00:46:22.880
for the second time. The selmate stands up and says,

703
00:46:22.880 --> 00:46:24.320
I'll be your uncle Berry.

704
00:46:28.719 --> 00:46:29.039
All right.

705
00:46:29.079 --> 00:46:30.880
Thanks for hanging out with us in the treehouse today.

706
00:46:30.880 --> 00:46:32.800
We appreciate it. We will see you back in here

707
00:46:32.840 --> 00:46:37.199
on Friday. Ah see you later.