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Big Wiener Problems | Wednesday August 20, 2025

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We start with a shocking Believe It or Not, then we hear more about Raj and his upcoming date, we go head over heels for a big shower fall, dangerous waterfalls, a drunk teacher, and BIRTHDAYS!

The Treehouse Show is a Dallas based comedy podcast and radio show. Leave your worries outside and join Dan O'Malley, Trey Trenholm, Raj Sharma, and their guests for laughs about funny news, viral stories, and hilarious commentary.

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It is time believe your worries outside and laugh with

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us inside the Treehouse. I'm Daniel Malley along with Raz Sharma.

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We are tradeless today, no trend home, no trade trendhome. Today.

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We're going to start the show with an official believe

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it or Not. But before we get to the official

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believe it or not, I'm going to start with an

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unofficial believe it or not. To you believe it or not,

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The Treehouse's own, Trey Trendholme, is at a fashion convention

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in Las Vegas, and.

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He's excited about it. Is he seemed like he was.

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When I asked him about it, I was like, what's

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the convention about it? He's like, Oh, it's a whole

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fashion thing. And I was like, is it a convention center. Oh, yeah,

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that's at the convention center. I was like, it's gonna

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be thousands of people there. Oh, I know. I'm like.

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He seemed a little bit like, you know, it's not

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in his wheelhouse, but he's like a little excited about it.

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I think he's loving his new job. It's very diverse

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because the man the couple that they have a number

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of companies that Trey is managing and one of them

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has a bit of a fashion line.

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And so.

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Trey is in Vegas for a fashion convention, which maybe

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it's got its perks because I would imagine in Las Vegas,

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where there's a fashion convention, there's bound to be some models. Yes,

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so maybe that's why he was in such a good mood.

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But it's Trey who went to a fashion convention in

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Vegas on spirit.

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And he just celebrated his ninth year of sobriety. So

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I hope as much as as much as in his

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dreams he might be hoping to be knee deep in models. Instead,

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he's knee deep in swatches.

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He's knee deep in cargo shorts.

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He's about to be So you can believe it, our

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very own Trey Trenholme is at a fashion convention yea,

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in Las Vegas. Okay, So that's the unofficial believe it

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or not. We are going to start the show with

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an official believe.

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It or not.

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Believe it or not, Volkswagen is charging a monthly fee

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to make their cars go faster. Believe it or not,

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Volkswagen is charging a monthly fee to make their cars

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go faster. RAJ, do you believe it?

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Or not. I don't know how that would work, so

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I'm gonna go not.

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That would be wrong. You should have believed it. Okay,

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it's true, and I am still surprised by this myself.

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This is one of those stories where as I'm reading

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the headline, I'm like, really, Volkswagen is charging a monthly

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fee to make their cars go faster.

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How does that work?

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It's a subscription plan for it's a electric cars. They're

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making people pay extra to unlock the full amount of horsepower.

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It's only happening in the UK right now. Okay, don't

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know if they're going to try this here in the

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United States or anywhere else, but this is an example

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of how it supposedly works. Their Volkswagen ID three electric

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car has two hundred and twenty eight horse power, but

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if you don't pay the fee, which is just over

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twenty dollars a month, you only get access to two

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hundred and one of that horsepower.

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Good extra for the twenty seven.

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Uh huh. They're framing it as giving people options. So

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if you drive like an old lady, you may only

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want two hundred horse power, but if you need or

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want more ZIP, you're gonna have to pay for it,

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they say. Volkswagen says this is nothing new. Historically, many

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gas and diesel vehicles have been offered with engines of

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the same size, but with the possibility choosing one with

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more potency. This makes sense, you know, having a Chevy

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Blazer back in the day, I had the Vortec V six. Yeah,

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and I guess there was a base model option that

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might have been a four cylinder or just a V

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six version, but I had the Vortex, so I kind

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of get what they're coming from. It's just different when

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it's subscription based because it's an electric car. I guess

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if you pay more, then they send it down the line.

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When you're plugged in.

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It, we'll log into your own car.

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I don't know, but a few years ago BMW tried

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to charge people in the UK to use the heated seats.

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I mean, this is really actually sounding like the Spirit

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Airlines model being carried over into the auto industry saying, look,

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Spirit Airlines up until recently is saying we'll get you there,

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but if you want any comforts, you're going to pay

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for that.

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Yeah.

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Now it seems like the cars the car industry is

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taking a page out of that playbook and going. You

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know what, here's an opportunity. If you want the full

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horsepower version of this car, it's a twenty dollars a

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month subscription, or like BMW tried a few years ago,

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if you want to be able to use the heated

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seats that are available in the car, you're gonna have

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to pay for that as well.

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It's three dollars to unlock it. Uh, that's where it's

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gonna go. Oh you want to unlock the car? You

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know you got to pay up. Yeah, but I have

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the key. We know we gave it to you.

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It's like like, yes, the car is, the car has

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on start available, but you have to pay for the

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subscription in order to be saved. If you find yourself

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submerged in a pond, can.

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You image like you're just like like you're saying submerge

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in a pond and it's starting to go down, and

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you hit OnStar and it's like, uh, please, you know,

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send us some money and we'll give you an operator

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real quick. I just need emergency.

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Nope, we're going to need your card number. We're gonna

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you sign up for the account subscription, ninety day minimum contract.

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I'm joy.

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We understands very important to.

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How did you drown? Oh? She was subscriptionless.

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That's what get written on the death on the death

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certificate because.

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Of death subscriptionless.

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Convults wagon Man.

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This is the tree House Show. I'm Dan, he is

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raj oh Raj. I meant to ask you before. That's

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so i'll ask you now. Didn't you have a date recently?

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I did? Yeah?

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Now what you? Because I couldn't remember. I thought you

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said that the date because you met a girl last

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week and and you asked her out and she said yes,

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So when when is the.

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Guest me out?

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That was oh, yes, well me, I'm sorry.

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No. I went up to here in Addison. I went

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up to Stadium Cafe to watch the X Games. I

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have a couple of people that follow me on the

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gram as the kids say that art in the X game.

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So I went to you know, support, and I was

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talking to this kid who was sitting next to me,

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who was drinking, who ordered young black kid and he

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ordered a Johnny Walker and coke.

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Oh sorry, because for the way you said that, it

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made it sound like the kid next to you ordered

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a black kid.

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No, no, ordered Johnny Walker black.

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And the person next to you, who happened to be

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a black kid, ordered a.

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Young black kid who was twenty five year old kid.

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And I was like, I had to stop him right there.

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And I'm just drinking my diet coke. But I was like,

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I got to stop you right there, buddy. Did you

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see the bartender's face? Don't do that. And this lady

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just kept bumping into me, and the kid noticed it.

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I'm oblivious to stuff like that, but the kid's like,

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she just wants to touch you. You realize that, right,

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So I kind of looked over and I was like,

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do you I can move over if you need me,

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if you need this chair, and so she sat down

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and started talking and Natalia and I was like, that's

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nice to meet you. Young Russian lady, very pretty, and

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at the end of it, she's like, uh, I don't

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give people my number normally, and I was like, I

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didn't ask for it, so that was a weird That

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was a weird flex. I was like, I didn't, I

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didn't ask for your number, but okay, which is like,

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but just get my number. And I was like, uh no,

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I'll just give me yours and I'll call you so

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you can have mine in your phone. And so she

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gave me her number. Uh no, I gave her my Yeah,

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I gave her mind and then she called me so

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I could have it. That was easier now, And you.

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Know, flashback because when you first told me about this

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almost an altercation incident, Uh wasn't she rubbing up against

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you with her bosom, with her boobs?

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How long has it.

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Been since you've around one of those raj Because usually

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as a man, when one hits your arm, we know it,

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we sent we know, we know the feel the gid.

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Yeah, and they're very nice and also I believe very fake.

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But I mean immediately I was like oh, and I

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almost turned around to apologize, like I'm sorry my shoulder

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hit your boob, Like.

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Maybe they were new and she didn't realize and like

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she like that the feeling isn't in all of all

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of it yet. She may not even have known she

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was bumping anybody. But according to the kid next to you,

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it was intentional.

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It happened multiple multiple times.

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And further record, if if you're female, you're single, that

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is a surefire away to get a man's attention. I

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casually rub your breast on his arm.

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It was a little it was a little packed in

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the area that we were in, so I was like,

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maybe it's just because she's she can't maneuver round. But

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then I kind of looked over and there was nobody

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behind her, So she was just doing that to do that, which, yeah,

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I'm like, okay, I'll take it.

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I'll be honest. Then this whole thing, this whole thing

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sounds like you were a mark at the bar.

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Yeah, And and.

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She was probably going to be very happy to go

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out with you, but then send you a nice fat

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bill at the end of the evening.

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Yeah, And she's like, you know, so you know, are

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you you know, what do you do? I was like

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a comedian. She's like, I'll come to your show. And

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she came to the show and brought you know, two

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of her other girlfriends and that they were very nice.

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And she's like, hey, so are we still on for

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our thing? And I was like yeah. I was like,

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I can only hang out one night this week because

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I have other stuff to do and then I have

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to go to Tulsa for the looney Bin. And she's like,

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and this is where he got to the the meat

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of the story. I go, hey, I can only hang

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out one night. She goes, one night's perfectly fine, and

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I was like, oh, okay, And she said when you

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leaned in to talk to him, because that was loud.

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She's like, when you leaned in, what were you looking at?

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I was like, oh, I wasn't. No, I'm not being disrespectful.

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I wasn't looking at anything. She's like, oh, you should have.

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And she was talking about her boobs.

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Oh no, I picked up that.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, she's She's like, you should have. I

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was like, oh, I didn't know that that was an option.

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She's like, of course it is. And I was like, oh,

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I see where this is going. So maybe you're right.

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She could be a Russian hooker. Damn it, I'm at

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the only Russian hooker at Stadium Cafe.

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That really is a one. It's in a lifetime thing.

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Don't get me wrong. I love Stadium Cafe and I

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miss it. Yeah, but all the times I've been at

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Stadium Cafe in Addison, there has never been a Russian

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hooker in there.

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And I met the one. That's my luck. That is

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my luck. I have been single since No.

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Here's the thing, though, Let's let's not immediately dispel this.

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I mean, look, let's keep it up in mind for you. One,

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you're single.

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Yeah.

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Two, we don't know for sure that she is going

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to bill you at the end of the night or

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rob me. There's also that possibility, But in this moment,

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I'm going to try to remain optimistic.

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Yes, okay, I am too. She seems very nice.

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My hope is that she will not rob you. Yes,

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middle is she is a Russian hooker. But you have

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a great time and it's worth it. Yeah, but still

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the very distinct possibility that neither of those things is true. Yes,

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go ahead and tell me what date you need me

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to pencil in, so I know when to not only

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be at the wedding but be dressed to officiate.

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Or pencil in my in memoriam.

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It's the same suit either way, but you'll die happy.

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Visit us online that Treehouse on air dot com.

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Visit us online that Treehouse on air dot com.

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Sponsorship opportunities are available if you would like us to

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deliver your business's message right here inside the treehouse. Let

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us know she just an email Treehouse on Air at

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and advertise right here inside the Treehouse. Raj, I want

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you to know you have my best wishes, my thumbs up,

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my good luck for when the date happens.

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Yeah.

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I can't wait to hear about it. And not just

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because of all the juicy details and content we get

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out of it here on the show, but just you know,

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friend to friend, I hope it goes well.

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Thank you so much. She seems like she's substantially younger

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than me, so cause you're about to be fifteen. Yeah,

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you're about to be fifty. She's howled thirty five, just

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turn thirty five.

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The friends she brought to the show the other night.

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Were they similar in level of attractiveness as she is, Yes,

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similar age.

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They're all three. I guess she had a bunch of

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Russian friends that live in the area, but there were

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three of them. They're all the same age and very

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very attractive women, like to the point where people as

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they walked in. The manager of the club was like,

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that's your guest list and I was like, yeah, she's

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my guests list. He's like, well done.

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That should be your subtle cue to the improv to

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be like, by the way, I'm raising my rates not

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because I'm awesome, but because I'm gonna have to pay

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for them because their rates are also high.

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Yeah, and that was the thing she ought. This is

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what this is kind of cool too. She's like, I'll

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pay for the tickets. You don't have to put me

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on a guest list. I just need to know what

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time to show, like what showtimes are. And I was like, no,

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I'll go ahead and put you on a guest list

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and I'll sneak you a drink if you need one,

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and she's like, no, we'll pay for that. That's fine.

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The club has to make its money as well. And

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I was like, okay, I've never heard anybody's say that

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to me before, so, uh yeah, I put them on

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the guest list and she was even then, was like,

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can I just at least pay for one person? Which

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I thought was pretty cool.

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That is very cool. Yeah, so we're all pulling for you.

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Let's do it. Let's let's let's let's make this one

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night happen, and.

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Not only that, but with the hope that it's more

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than that.

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Well, we'll see, we'll see, we'll see. I don't know what.

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I don't know how to talk to a thirty five

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year old. I don't know what conversation do we have.

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But on the sound of it, you don't need to.

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It sounds like it sounds like you're doing just fine.

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It sounds like she'll kind of lead the conversation for you.

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I just happen to smile and pretty much just be

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glad to be there.

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So who's your autistic date? Who's the guy who smiles

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the whole time? But thank you. I'll let you know

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how it goes.

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I'm excited for you. All of us inside the treehouse

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are excited for you. We are team Raje.

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Yes, thank you so much.

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And if it doesn't work out with her, then maybe

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she can refer you to one of her friends. But again,

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pulling for you, hoping for the best, right, yeah, speaking

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of pulling for things.

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Look, that was a segway. You have no idea.

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Have you heard the term big wiener problems?

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Big wiener problems?

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Okay, well it's if you've never heard of it, it's

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apparently a real thing. I say this because there is

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a man who has the world's largest willie mm hm,

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and he recently slipped in the shower and broke his

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arm because his giant Willie got in the way. Okay,

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he says he's embarrassed about it. Sure, I'm not sure

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if I truly believe that. His name is Matt bar.

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His name is Matt Barr. He's a uk Man with

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the world's largest member and he reportedly hurt himself after

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slipping and breaking his arm in the shower because his

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Titanic tally Whacker got in the way. He said it

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was a very embarrassing accident. The AI specialist frequently goes

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viral for his enormous which, at fourteen and a half

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inches long, is reportedly the biggest medically proven in the world.

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He even has a cast of it at the Pholological

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Museum in Iceland. Quick side note here if you ever

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take a trip to Iceland. I've heard it a majestic place,

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and it also has the Phylological Museum. Not only do

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they have it, but I've managed to say it perfectly twice.

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So while I'll never be in the Phollological Museum as

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a guest and certainly not as an exhibit, I can

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at least say it. Back to mister Barr, this might

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sound like a blessing to have something that large, but

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there are apparently myriad downsides, including struggling to get dressed,

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feeling faint while erect, and bizarre propositions, which he details

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in his book A Long Story Life with one of

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the World's largest penises. And it can even be quite dangerous,

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which is something he discovered during a disastrous trip to

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the shower. He says, one of the issues of being

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so large, especially in hot water showers, is that it's

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not exactly easy to see my feet. Okay, as I

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was rushing to get ready for work, I didn't see

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the excess shower gel in the tub because my was

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the only thing in my eyeline. He explained, I slipped

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on it the gel, not that wiener, causing me to

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fall out of the tub completely headfirst and crack my

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shoulder on the hard floors. Gained two fractures, leaving him

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in excruciating pain, forcing him to wear a sling again

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for his arm. Not anything else, he says, I've had

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close calls or minor falls before, but never anything like this.

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Usually it's just been when I've had a partner in

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the shower with me, which I can imagine could be

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dangerous because he gets excited and she gets knocked out

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of the shower down the hall.

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And what's unfortunate is his emergency contact is his own winner.

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Can you just imagine the er doctor's faces when they

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read on his license and it says organ donor. People

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will be lined up, men lined up around the block

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for that.

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With his member's only jacket?

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How How was that not his sponsor?

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I like, I like how he stares at it a lot.

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Like imagine having a member so big that it has

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its own members only endorsement and its own members only jacket.

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You don't get the check it does.

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Trust me, you don't want this thing getting wet. Also,

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don't feed it after midnight.

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for you, raj.

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Okay, Yeah, this is fascinating because usually usually stories about

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hikers they get lost and they're wandering the desert or

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the wilderness or the mountains whatever until they're found.

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Uh.

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This one, this story is slightly different because this hiker

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was stuck behind a waterfall for like three days.

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Oh okay, Yeah.

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A hiker in California was rescued last week after he

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got stuck behind a waterfall, which, on one hand sounds

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really nice and you know, you know, beautiful and maybe

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a nice hiking moment, but I guess it's I never

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knew waterfalls were terribly deadly behind them going down them.

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They certainly can be depending on the hike. But according

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to the Tulare County Sheriff's Office, forty six year old

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Ryan Wardell began his hike into the popular hiking destination

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Seven Tea Cups sometime on Sunday, this is last Sunday,

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planning to repel the waterfalls near the North Fork of

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Kern County. Ryan never made it back to his car

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that night or in the two days that followed. Alerted

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of his disappearance, TCSO units began an extensive search for him,

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who was last seen at the top of the Seven

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Tea Cups waterfalls. Sunday evening. Aircraft equipped with camera and

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infrared technology was used to identify possible location, but due

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to the late hours of the day and what was

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described as technical difficulty of the area, crews returned to

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base and instead worked on a new plan to try

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to find it. The next morning. They eventually did found him.

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They sent a drone to check behind a large waterfall,

474
00:28:13.279 --> 00:28:15.759
and that's where they found Ryan. A California Highway Patrol

475
00:28:15.799 --> 00:28:18.359
helicopter was called in to help rescue him from behind

476
00:28:18.400 --> 00:28:22.400
the powerful waterfall, using a hoist system, lowering a rescue

477
00:28:22.440 --> 00:28:26.240
team member into the water to secure him and extract

478
00:28:26.319 --> 00:28:30.519
him to safety. The sheriff actually said that they were

479
00:28:31.160 --> 00:28:35.759
amazed by his survivability, the fact that he was able

480
00:28:35.759 --> 00:28:39.000
to survive in those conditions, you know, for almost three

481
00:28:39.039 --> 00:28:42.680
full days, being stuck behind a waterfall. So it sounds nice.

482
00:28:42.720 --> 00:28:44.799
It was a great shot in one of my favorite movies,

483
00:28:44.880 --> 00:28:49.880
Last of the Mohicans. But they also weren't in there

484
00:28:49.880 --> 00:28:50.319
for three.

485
00:28:50.240 --> 00:28:52.880
Days, but the drone got back there.

486
00:28:54.480 --> 00:28:59.000
Yeah, they knew, they knew where he was last scene,

487
00:28:59.759 --> 00:29:02.279
they focus their search in that area, and I guess

488
00:29:02.359 --> 00:29:05.240
maybe it's known that there's areas to go behind the waterfalls.

489
00:29:05.559 --> 00:29:08.119
Somehow he gets stuck and couldn't get out, and they're like, oh,

490
00:29:08.119 --> 00:29:09.039
look look what we found.

491
00:29:09.599 --> 00:29:12.160
Yeah, but that's my question is he couldn't get out,

492
00:29:12.200 --> 00:29:16.720
but the drone could get behind it and out with

493
00:29:16.839 --> 00:29:21.079
ease and there. I mean, those are very fragile, No,

494
00:29:22.279 --> 00:29:24.400
that's very fragile equipment, That's what I'm saying.

495
00:29:25.519 --> 00:29:28.519
Maybe maybe that maybe it had camera technology to see

496
00:29:28.559 --> 00:29:30.880
through the water or something maybe not necessarily go through it.

497
00:29:30.960 --> 00:29:33.880
Let me see if this story actually says more about

498
00:29:33.880 --> 00:29:37.359
the drone. U Now, they said they send a drone

499
00:29:37.359 --> 00:29:40.720
to check behind yeah, a large waterfall, and that's where

500
00:29:40.720 --> 00:29:42.119
they found him.

501
00:29:42.400 --> 00:29:48.160
Yeah, so the d he wasn't as physically capable as

502
00:29:48.160 --> 00:29:52.359
a drone. You can swat those things out of the air,

503
00:29:53.079 --> 00:29:58.599
they're not They're not super powerful like that. So I

504
00:29:58.640 --> 00:30:01.799
think he just wanted to I think he just wanted

505
00:30:01.839 --> 00:30:05.400
to hide. This is my guess. He was just trying

506
00:30:05.400 --> 00:30:05.880
to hide from.

507
00:30:06.480 --> 00:30:07.839
Oh so maybe we should check to see if there

508
00:30:07.839 --> 00:30:10.440
are any follow up stories that turns out he was he

509
00:30:10.519 --> 00:30:13.839
was hiding from somebody, like maybe there's a warrant out.

510
00:30:18.000 --> 00:30:21.200
Can you imagine going to the sjail? What are you

511
00:30:21.240 --> 00:30:27.279
in for? Waterfall and just have somebody in the back

512
00:30:27.359 --> 00:30:29.039
like me too.

513
00:30:31.119 --> 00:30:35.400
The California Highway Patrol helicopter flew him to a nearby

514
00:30:35.519 --> 00:30:38.319
landing zone, where he was evaluated by medical personnel. The

515
00:30:38.319 --> 00:30:40.799
Sheriff's office that he was treated for only minor injuries

516
00:30:40.839 --> 00:30:47.720
and dehydration before being reunited with his family at the scene. Wow, Okay,

517
00:30:48.359 --> 00:30:49.480
that's gotta be embarrassing.

518
00:30:50.920 --> 00:30:55.240
Yeah, I mean, but you know, it's that's what white

519
00:30:55.240 --> 00:31:00.839
people do. So I mean this is hiking behind a

520
00:31:00.920 --> 00:31:02.240
waterfall is a white guy move?

521
00:31:02.839 --> 00:31:06.640
It is, it really is, and then getting stuck there,

522
00:31:06.680 --> 00:31:08.640
But I mean the links at which some of us

523
00:31:08.680 --> 00:31:16.440
will go just to prove that we're no scrubs and

524
00:31:16.480 --> 00:31:19.880
if we're being honest. TLC told us they gave us

525
00:31:19.880 --> 00:31:22.920
the warning when they said don't go chasing waterfalls.

526
00:31:25.400 --> 00:31:28.079
At least he wasn't dehydrated. That's the good part.

527
00:31:29.039 --> 00:31:33.000
No, that's my favorite part. He was. He was treated

528
00:31:33.039 --> 00:31:37.680
for dehydration despite being stuck behind Earth's largest water fountain.

529
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540
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I'm Dan, He's Raj speaking of today. It is Wednesday,

541
00:32:49.079 --> 00:32:55.240
August twentieth, twenty twenty five. Let's celebrate today with some birthdays.

542
00:32:55.519 --> 00:33:01.200
Demi Levado turns thirty three today. One point, she preferred

543
00:33:01.200 --> 00:33:03.839
that they them pronouns, but apparently she gave that up

544
00:33:03.880 --> 00:33:05.680
because it was just too damn exhausting.

545
00:33:05.839 --> 00:33:06.359
I get it.

546
00:33:08.559 --> 00:33:10.440
It's hard to know, like if, like I guess she's

547
00:33:10.519 --> 00:33:13.599
non binary whatever that exactly means. I don't know specifically,

548
00:33:14.680 --> 00:33:16.839
but if you're sort of gender fluid and then it

549
00:33:16.920 --> 00:33:18.839
kind of depends on one moment to the next, I

550
00:33:18.839 --> 00:33:20.680
can imagine that being pretty damn exhausting.

551
00:33:21.400 --> 00:33:25.559
Yeah, but she isn't she getting married soon something like that?

552
00:33:25.680 --> 00:33:28.720
Or did she get married recently? I don't know. So

553
00:33:28.759 --> 00:33:33.920
that's why I think she dropped the pronounce. Uh. She

554
00:33:34.000 --> 00:33:36.359
was trying to do the whole you know, gender fluid

555
00:33:36.440 --> 00:33:40.119
or non binary. But then I met a dude she liked.

556
00:33:41.640 --> 00:33:45.640
I'm a girl now, yeah, because I can't imagine this

557
00:33:45.720 --> 00:33:49.880
guy being like, all right, switched. Oh hang on, maybe

558
00:33:49.880 --> 00:33:52.079
maybe on occasion this wouldn't be so bad. Like what

559
00:33:52.119 --> 00:33:54.000
if the guy that she decided married is like, you

560
00:33:54.039 --> 00:33:55.920
know what, I need you to turn your guy apart

561
00:33:55.920 --> 00:33:56.359
on now?

562
00:33:58.400 --> 00:34:06.519
Where you want to get the way he said just immediately,

563
00:34:06.640 --> 00:34:08.320
I could go for a sum, I could go for

564
00:34:08.440 --> 00:34:12.679
a HOGI this sounds good. Turn the girl part back

565
00:34:12.719 --> 00:34:13.880
on now.

566
00:34:13.920 --> 00:34:15.760
All right, good news. I know we're getting for dinner.

567
00:34:18.400 --> 00:34:20.559
But the way you said I'm a girl now just

568
00:34:20.800 --> 00:34:23.559
was like that would be the worst remake of Pinocchio ever.

569
00:34:26.599 --> 00:34:27.719
I'm a real girl now.

570
00:34:29.320 --> 00:34:32.360
Yeah, at that point, Disney really would have gone too woke,

571
00:34:34.079 --> 00:34:37.320
like even to even all the crazy lefty people would

572
00:34:37.320 --> 00:34:38.760
be like, all right, let's pump the brakes on this.

573
00:34:38.760 --> 00:34:41.119
This is getting out of hand. It's too woke for geppetto.

574
00:34:43.360 --> 00:34:44.199
He just throws it.

575
00:34:44.159 --> 00:34:44.800
Back in the fire.

576
00:34:47.920 --> 00:34:48.400
I'm done.

577
00:34:50.920 --> 00:34:55.440
Other birthdays today. Andrew Garfield turns forty two. Today. Andrew

578
00:34:55.480 --> 00:34:59.119
Garfield turns forty two. He had two Spider Man movies,

579
00:34:59.119 --> 00:35:01.480
and because he would a Spider Man, they brought him

580
00:35:01.519 --> 00:35:06.000
back for one of the new Spider Man movies, Spider

581
00:35:06.039 --> 00:35:09.000
Man Spider Man. Yeah, you get the idea. Toby McGuire,

582
00:35:09.079 --> 00:35:12.440
Andrew Garfield, Tom Holland in the big team up for

583
00:35:12.559 --> 00:35:16.599
Spider Man. Really fantastic in that film. The way they

584
00:35:16.639 --> 00:35:20.519
did that. And I saw a thing the other day

585
00:35:20.519 --> 00:35:23.840
that even said, like Andrew Garfield Spider Man was by

586
00:35:23.960 --> 00:35:27.400
far the least comic accurate Spider Man portrayal.

587
00:35:28.400 --> 00:35:30.840
Why is that? I have no idea.

588
00:35:31.400 --> 00:35:33.559
I mean, in his Spider Man movies, he was kind

589
00:35:33.559 --> 00:35:36.639
of a he was kind of a cocky guy. He's like, okay,

590
00:35:36.800 --> 00:35:38.920
so that all you got for me? He's shooting people

591
00:35:38.960 --> 00:35:41.760
up with this stuff. It was a different take on it.

592
00:35:41.800 --> 00:35:43.119
I liked it. It was fine.

593
00:35:43.320 --> 00:35:43.519
Yeah.

594
00:35:43.519 --> 00:35:48.599
I think I think everyone's pretty pretty unanimous that Tom

595
00:35:48.599 --> 00:35:51.239
Holland seems to have owned the Spider Man thing. And

596
00:35:51.280 --> 00:35:53.719
Toby McGuire and Andrew Garfield are like the second run

597
00:35:54.119 --> 00:35:54.960
you know Spider Man.

598
00:35:55.199 --> 00:35:59.719
Now, I'm I'm I'm a Toby maguire fan. Oh okay,

599
00:36:00.039 --> 00:36:01.960
I enjoyed those movies. I thought he did a really

600
00:36:02.079 --> 00:36:02.840
really good job.

601
00:36:05.000 --> 00:36:09.519
Little known fact the scene where he catches all the

602
00:36:09.559 --> 00:36:12.440
items on the school lunch tray with MJ in his

603
00:36:12.559 --> 00:36:17.599
arms shot practically it took like one hundred something takes,

604
00:36:18.000 --> 00:36:20.199
but he actually caught all that crap on the tray.

605
00:36:21.039 --> 00:36:21.440
Really.

606
00:36:21.840 --> 00:36:26.800
I know, I still don't believe it. Okay, I've seen

607
00:36:26.840 --> 00:36:31.000
it numerous times where it's like, no, he all that stuff.

608
00:36:31.800 --> 00:36:35.159
That's really impressive. Yeah, well, good for him and I know,

609
00:36:35.280 --> 00:36:38.079
and he's you know, it was very ripped. But he's

610
00:36:38.079 --> 00:36:41.679
also a vegan, so that's impressive. M M as well.

611
00:36:41.719 --> 00:36:45.480
Pretty impressive. So what's more impressive Toby maguire catching all

612
00:36:45.559 --> 00:36:49.679
those lunch items on the school tray in reality m hm.

613
00:36:50.039 --> 00:36:53.840
Or Tom Holland pullings in deya.

614
00:36:56.840 --> 00:36:58.880
I mean he has to pull because she's taller.

615
00:36:58.559 --> 00:37:04.800
Than him, so it takes Spider Man to Yeah, he

616
00:37:04.840 --> 00:37:05.719
has to crawl up her.

617
00:37:08.320 --> 00:37:09.199
She just loves it.

618
00:37:12.880 --> 00:37:16.159
And speaking of Andrew Garfield and turning forty two, I

619
00:37:16.320 --> 00:37:20.639
just saw a couple of days ago they're remaking Contact,

620
00:37:20.840 --> 00:37:23.320
based on Carl Sagan's book from Back in the Day.

621
00:37:23.960 --> 00:37:25.840
This was a film that came out in the nineties,

622
00:37:26.119 --> 00:37:32.320
originally starring Matthew McConaughey and Jody Foster. They're remaking the

623
00:37:32.360 --> 00:37:35.320
film for its I think thirtieth anniversary whatever. It's coming

624
00:37:35.360 --> 00:37:38.559
out in twenty twenty seven, and it's starring Jennifer Lawrence

625
00:37:39.360 --> 00:37:42.800
playing the role that Jody Foster made famous, and Andrew

626
00:37:42.840 --> 00:37:48.599
Garfield playing the minister preacher dude role that Matthew McConaughey

627
00:37:48.599 --> 00:37:52.440
played in the ninety seven version of Contact. So I'm

628
00:37:52.480 --> 00:37:55.280
interested in that typically I'm like, really, another remake, but

629
00:37:55.320 --> 00:37:57.159
you know what, I'm fine with this one.

630
00:37:57.400 --> 00:37:59.519
But yeah, I mean that seems to be the go

631
00:37:59.559 --> 00:38:01.440
to now is just the reboot.

632
00:38:01.760 --> 00:38:03.639
The thing is, though, as I the more I the

633
00:38:03.679 --> 00:38:05.719
more I complained about it, the more I realize this

634
00:38:05.800 --> 00:38:08.360
is not a new Hollywood thing. I just think all

635
00:38:08.400 --> 00:38:14.239
of our memories are better. Maybe so because look, they've

636
00:38:14.280 --> 00:38:18.280
remade A Star is Born for every generation. Yes, right,

637
00:38:19.119 --> 00:38:22.880
like every twenty to thirty years. They redo it like clockwork.

638
00:38:22.920 --> 00:38:25.239
They redo A Star is Born, and they have like

639
00:38:25.280 --> 00:38:27.559
whatever modern take on it, like they just did with

640
00:38:27.559 --> 00:38:30.639
Bradley Cooper and Lady Gaga and so many of these

641
00:38:30.679 --> 00:38:33.760
other films get remade. But some of those films that

642
00:38:33.800 --> 00:38:38.400
we complain about being remade were remakes themselves from thirty

643
00:38:38.480 --> 00:38:43.599
years prior. Okay, so some of these films that we

644
00:38:43.599 --> 00:38:45.880
complained about, like, this is not a new Hollywood formula.

645
00:38:46.239 --> 00:38:50.480
It's just that really feels like most of what Hollywood

646
00:38:50.480 --> 00:38:52.599
is putting out. And I think that's part of the

647
00:38:52.639 --> 00:38:57.280
reason why they stand out so much. Yeah, is because

648
00:38:57.280 --> 00:38:59.840
Hollywood doesn't do as much diverse stuff as it used

649
00:38:59.840 --> 00:39:04.519
to because it's always pursuing the next superhero thing or

650
00:39:04.559 --> 00:39:10.000
the next ip that they can get seventeen films out of. Yeah,

651
00:39:10.039 --> 00:39:12.639
as opposed to thinking of something original and having it

652
00:39:12.719 --> 00:39:15.239
just be great and just letting it be that one thing.

653
00:39:16.079 --> 00:39:18.440
Right, I'm just gonna age myself real quick. I'm just

654
00:39:18.760 --> 00:39:22.079
I can't wait for the Tyler Perry reboot of Ishtar

655
00:39:23.119 --> 00:39:28.920
that's gonna be starring all the weigh ins.

656
00:39:34.039 --> 00:39:36.800
I'm right there with you. You know what, you'd watch

657
00:39:36.840 --> 00:39:39.239
it now, I'll be there night one, ready to get

658
00:39:39.239 --> 00:39:43.880
the popcorn bucket. You and I have a movie.

659
00:39:43.960 --> 00:39:44.400
De raj.

660
00:39:49.599 --> 00:39:51.360
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Show today. Actually, Roger and I were just talking about

669
00:40:28.400 --> 00:40:31.000
that in the break seeing how what amazing growth we've

670
00:40:31.000 --> 00:40:35.440
had on Instagram over the last nine ten months. You know,

671
00:40:35.519 --> 00:40:37.840
thirty two thousand followers can't be wrong.

672
00:40:37.719 --> 00:40:41.199
Right, that's right, that's that's pretty impressive from I think

673
00:40:41.239 --> 00:40:43.599
we went from ten or a little.

674
00:40:43.599 --> 00:40:45.440
It was around, it was around I think it was

675
00:40:45.800 --> 00:40:49.199
just a little over ten about nine or ten months ago.

676
00:40:49.320 --> 00:40:53.039
And then and well, you know what, sky's limit, baby.

677
00:40:53.000 --> 00:40:54.159
That's right. Let's grow.

678
00:40:55.360 --> 00:41:00.199
Love that, let's grow. This story is going to the

679
00:41:00.199 --> 00:41:02.480
opposite of growth. But it is hysterical, and that's why

680
00:41:02.480 --> 00:41:06.800
it belongs right here inside the trios. A teacher got

681
00:41:06.840 --> 00:41:13.119
a DUI on the second day of school. I mean, really,

682
00:41:13.199 --> 00:41:14.960
props being able to make it to the second.

683
00:41:14.800 --> 00:41:19.159
Day or were they just there from the day before?

684
00:41:19.719 --> 00:41:22.480
Oh, I didn't think about that. That is a possibility.

685
00:41:23.039 --> 00:41:28.159
A middle school teacher in Yeah, Florida is facing charges

686
00:41:30.320 --> 00:41:36.239
after he apparently got drunk between classes and crashed his

687
00:41:36.280 --> 00:41:39.519
car into a fence in the school's parking lot. Now, look,

688
00:41:40.519 --> 00:41:42.519
I don't know what sort of an off period he

689
00:41:42.639 --> 00:41:47.280
had or if it's or if this was just from

690
00:41:47.599 --> 00:41:50.039
end of class bell ten minutes to the next bell

691
00:41:50.119 --> 00:41:52.159
he decided to take a joy ride in the car

692
00:41:53.000 --> 00:41:55.119
and managed to crash it into a fence. I don't

693
00:41:55.159 --> 00:41:59.079
know which, but they did nail him for a dui.

694
00:42:00.119 --> 00:42:02.679
Campus police officer found a thirty two year old English

695
00:42:02.679 --> 00:42:04.960
teacher passed out behind the wheel with the car still

696
00:42:04.960 --> 00:42:07.760
in gear. It happened around eleven forty five in the

697
00:42:07.800 --> 00:42:11.199
morning on the second day of the school year. They

698
00:42:11.199 --> 00:42:13.519
thought it might have been a medical issue at first,

699
00:42:13.519 --> 00:42:16.280
but then they saw a bunch of single serve alcohol

700
00:42:16.320 --> 00:42:17.679
bottles in his car next to him.

701
00:42:17.679 --> 00:42:21.719
Hey, airplane bottles. Yeah.

702
00:42:21.840 --> 00:42:24.719
He refused to have his blood tested at the hospital,

703
00:42:24.760 --> 00:42:27.079
but a police officer noted that, well, he did smell

704
00:42:27.119 --> 00:42:30.599
like alcohol. The police posted about it on Facebook. Several

705
00:42:30.639 --> 00:42:33.119
people left comments saying they were shocked because he's an

706
00:42:33.159 --> 00:42:36.679
excellent teacher. Well, maybe this is why he's an excellent teacher.

707
00:42:37.400 --> 00:42:38.239
Do you ever think about that?

708
00:42:39.239 --> 00:42:52.320
That's why they moved him from driver's ad to English.

709
00:42:52.440 --> 00:42:57.440
That guy's going to pass you every time. Let them.

710
00:42:58.519 --> 00:43:00.280
You don't want to learn how to pair a little

711
00:43:00.320 --> 00:43:01.159
park from that guy.

712
00:43:04.360 --> 00:43:05.639
Stick to Shakespeare, dude.

713
00:43:10.599 --> 00:43:12.000
Let's just read some Homer, buddy.

714
00:43:14.480 --> 00:43:16.559
Yeah, the last thing this guide needs is to take

715
00:43:16.559 --> 00:43:25.320
an odyssey. It's one of the things I love about

716
00:43:25.320 --> 00:43:28.199
this show is we are capable of highbrow humor. Yes,

717
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that was really nicely done, my friend, Just because we

718
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occasionally reach and grab some low hanging fruit doesn't mean

719
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we're not capable of swinging from the treetops.

720
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That's exactly right.

721
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We will drop Homer punchlines on you. And I'm not

722
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talking about my great uncle christ in peace, uncle Homer.

723
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For all things Treehouse, go to Treehouse on Air dot com.

724
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That's real, by the way, because my grandfather's brother.

725
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Actually named Homer.

726
00:44:02.639 --> 00:44:08.400
Wow, big time cattle rancher northeastern Oklahoma than that buddy,

727
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pretty much. Uh, Treehouse on Air dot com. You can

728
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also find and follow the show on social media at

729
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Treehouse on Air. For the show. For me, it's at

730
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the Dan O'Malley. For Raj, it's at Comedian Raj And

731
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we will see you back in here tomorrow, right here

732
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inside the Treehouse swinging from the treetops. And she went

733
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on some low hanging fruit