Oct. 14, 2024

BJ and The What? | Monday 10.14.24

BJ and The What? | Monday 10.14.24

We start off talking about Hurricain Milton and the stories that have come out of it, like the guy who strapped his house down.  Then we see a very interesting and ironic mugshot, talk about candy smelling feet, reimagine BJ and The Bear, and talk...

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We start off talking about Hurricain Milton and the stories that have come out of it, like the guy who strapped his house down. Then we see a very interesting and ironic mugshot, talk about candy smelling feet, reimagine BJ and The Bear, and talk about a guy who survived Milton on a cooler.

LINKS:

South Florida stepping up to help Hurricane Milton victims and survivors across the state - CBS Miami (cbsnews.com)

(14) Nick Danger, Third Eye 🕵️‍♂️ on X: "The moment Anderson Cooper gets hit by flying debris in Bradenton, FL. WTF 🤣🤣🤣 https://t.co/2mrLbQpgGZ" / X

‘That’s America:’ Florida man catches fish IN STREET day after Hurricane Milton (clickorlando.com)

Alcoholism charity executive caught drink-driving and hiding from police in bush (telegraph.co.uk)

Airheads Releases a Cherry-Scented Foot Spray for Halloween (foodandwine.com)

Coast Guard pilot describes 'insane' rescue of man floating on cooler in Gulf after Hurricane Milton - ABC News

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It is time believe your worries outside and laugh with

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us inside the Treehouse. I'm Daniel Malley along with Trey

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Trenholm and Raj Sharma. We are the Treehouse. Gla'd be

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with you on a Monday, October fourteenth, twenty twenty four,

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and we would not be respected journalists and newsmen if

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we didn't start the show with something very serious and

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breaking news worthy. Trey, congratulations on your Longhorns on Saturday.

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Yeah, red River rival, which is one of the hardest

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phrases in the American language to say, but let's be honest,

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deep in our hearts, it's still the Red River shootout.

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What was the final tray? Thirty four to three?

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Yes, sir?

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What time is it right now? Trey? Or actually, since

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we're not time specific on this show for the most part,

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so what day is it today?

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It's Monday morning? I know YOUU still sucks.

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Congratulations to Longhorn faithful all around the world. They have

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a year of bragging rights.

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Yeah, and retain the number one spot. Yep, it's uh.

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We'll get tested this week when Georgia comes to Austin.

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A little bit.

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Yeah, a little bit, but uh, it's yeah.

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I I I've been on the hype train so many

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times and got run over by it that uh yeah,

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it's uh, I'm always a little bit a little bit scared.

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But they they're a damn good team.

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Yeah they look really good. Yeah, they look really good.

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Speaking of uh, breaking news and things that we follow

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here inside the Treehouse, uh, we do need to actually

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mention actual news stuff that happened leading up to the

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Red River rival in Dallas, and that is Uncle Milty,

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or as he's more officially known, Hurricane Milton, that at

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one point was a Category five storm in the Gulf

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of Mexico, sauntered its way into the Florida coast, and

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I believe it finally hit landfall late Wednesday night early

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Thursday morning as a category three storm, but it still

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did plenty of damage. I believe the exact act location

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of where it hit landfall was near Ceesta. Key barreled

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across Florida through Thursday before departing into the Atlantic Ocean

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by Friday. The hurricane brought heavy rain and winds, flooding

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cities and towns in its path and spurring several tornadoes

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across the state. We, of course in the Treehouse no

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several means seven and some of the most impressive things

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I saw coming out of Milton were the tornadoes. Lots

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of videos of tornadoes. One idiot, and keep in mind,

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living in a tornado alley for my entire life, I

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will go outside and video record or a tornado. I've

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done it my entire life. But I also know when

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to get inside. One lady recording really pushed that envelope

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because she was showing a tornado coming towards her house

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and she's outside on her back patio. As it gets closer,

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she finally de hides too, maybe I should go inside.

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She goes inside, and she stands right next to the

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slighting glass window and stays within inches of it as

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the tornado starts to hit her house. And then when

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some debris hits it and shatters that window, that's when

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she decides to go an extra ten feet into the

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interior of her home. Florida really is one of the

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stupidest states in our great nation, but it also has

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some saving grace moments and inside the Hurricane Milton situation,

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obviously a number of people died and lots of devastation.

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Over one point seven million customers without power, you also

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had twenty one hundred Florida gas stations had limited fuel.

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In the aftermath, several communities and organizations across the Florida

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had accelerated and amplified their efforts to assist those hardest

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hit by the storm. Some other interesting tidbits that came

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out of that storm was one of my favorite scenes,

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and that was a man in Tampa who strapped his

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entire house down hoping to keep his roof from flying off.

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And when I say strapped, I mean like tie down straps,

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like the ratchet straps that you get at home depot.

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That's what he used across his house. It looked what

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was it, Trey, I think there was like one too,

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like five or six across the house. He had him

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somehow fixed into his front yard on one end, strapped

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over the house like it's a mattress on thirty five

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that you're trying to keep from flying off, and I

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guess buckled into the dirt in the backyard behind his house.

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No, No, that's so when I first saw the story

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and saw the picture, I immediately am going, Okay, that's

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just a redneck in Florida. But no, he had poured

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basically concrete piers, so they were attacked, they were sunk

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in and attached to concrete. Like he spent over twenty

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two thousand on this little system.

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Twenty two thousand dollars huh, all to save a probably

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twenty two thousand dollars roof that I think going off

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he would have paid around one one and a half

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percent deductible to replace.

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Well, but you have all the stuff it gets ruined

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and okay, well there's that.

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Like twenty two thousand US dollars, but not like like

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Disneyland Bucks.

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Yeah, okay, that'll buy a lot of character breakfasts, a lot.

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Of frozen bananas.

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There.

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Did it work?

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I think you did. I think the roof survived Hurricane Milton.

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So look, I think what we've learned here is there's

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a fine line between redneck idiocy and redneck ingenuity. I mean, really,

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the only difference is whether or not it worked.

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Yeah, that's yeah, But you know, you know.

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There's going to be some hay seeds in Texas to

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try to do this with their mobile home.

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Yeah, and look those things like I lived in a

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trailer for for nine ten months. It was a nice one,

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but they're not the strongest made things. That's why they're

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so affordable.

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Yeah, well, and attached to the broken down chevies in

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the front and back of the you know that's it's

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it's not gonna be enough.

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No, that's why. Yeah, that's why. When when I lived

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in the trailer for nine ten months, what I made

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sure to do is what uh, you know, at the

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threat of a storm, I made sure to strap it

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down and attach it to various commodes around the trailer,

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so that way I knew for sure if it was

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gonna fly away, it was gonna sound like a really

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jacked up wind chime.

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I thought you were gonna say, like you hid under that.

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Isn't that a thing where you hide under the It's

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not a trailer anymore. It's modular home, I believe, is

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what they call it. Now. Well, those are two different things,

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Oh are they really?

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Yeah?

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Yeah, modular home is something that you know, it gets

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brought to your home and kind of unfolded or put

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All right, So we mentioned the death and devastation that

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came out of Hurricane Milton hitting Florida late last week,

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But there were some other spots and stories surrounding the

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storm that were interesting and things I wanted to share

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with you guys. This this this fine Monday, uh. And

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that was since the hurricane was named Milton last week,

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we talked about, Look, if you want people to respect

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the danger of a storm, you need to give it

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a more dangerous sounding name. If you're gonna if you're

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gonna name it after my great uncle Milford, which is

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what I think of when I heard hurricane Milton. I'm

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not scared of that. That's the quiet dude that had

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no other option. And since he had no other option

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in Pittsburgh, Texas, he married my great grandmother Glick, and

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he spent the rest of his life pissing his pants

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in his chair. That made him sit up when he

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didn't even want to. Whereas if you gave that hurricane

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a different name, people will be like, I'm not gonna

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wait around and ride this thing out. Because Trey had

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the great suggestion of naming.

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It what Marcellus Wallace.

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You will get the f out of Florida if there's

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a hurricane coming at you named Marcellus Wallace. But some

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people took the name and stride people that when they

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bought up their windows. They always show people on the

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news they're boarding of windows with wooden things, and then

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sometimes they'll put messages on those pieces of wood. A

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lot of people were keeping their sense of humor about

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it by referencing the famous character Milton from Office Space

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and spray painted notes saying Milton, we don't have your stapler.

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Go away, Milton, Please don't burn down the building. Type

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of stuff, which is great. In addition to the guy

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who strapped down his entire house and it worked, there

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were some other interesting stories coming out of the storm,

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and that was did you guys hear about the guy

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they referred to as Lieutenant Dan ahead of Milton. Yes,

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so there was a guy who swore he was not evacuating,

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he was not leaving, he was gonna ride out Milton

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in his boat, and the local authorities nicknamed him Lieutenant Dan.

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Good news is Lieutenant Dan is alive. People were worried

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about him after the storm went through, the authorities and

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news crews went to check on him. He's a okay.

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It probably helped that Milton turned south instead of hitting

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Tampa directly, Otherwise I don't think Lieutenant Dan would have

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won that battle. And then there was also when you

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have all the reporters in the field, interesting things get

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set up to happen. Like a guy from the Weather

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channel is doing a report during some of the heavy

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rains of the storm and he's standing in someone's yard

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and I and at the time he's doing his live report,

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the sprinklers in the yard turn on. Because sometimes when

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you're evacuating, you forget to turn off the automatic settings

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on things like your sprinklers. And this is one of

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my favorites. The BBC has a weather app and during

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during Hurricane Milton, they had a really bad glitch and

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hurricane force wind alerts popped up for cities all over

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the world. In London, according to BBC's weather app, they

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had hurricane force winds measuring thirteen thousand miles an hour.

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The new premise for London has fallen too.

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Yeah, London has been blown away.

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That number is so big you can't even get it

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confused between you know, miles and kalum.

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And there was some conversion.

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you know the uh, the Weather Channel reporter having the

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sprinklers go off in the background, where well, there are

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also some very famous people that go to cover these storms,

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one of which is Anderson Cooper. And he put himself

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and right in the line of fire with Hurricane Milton,

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so much so that I wanted to share this with you.

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This is Live on CNN with Anderson Cooper and the

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water I was really starting to pour over if you

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look at the ground.

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Woo.

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Okay, So in the middle of his life, shut Anderson

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Cooper gets smacked in the face by some debris. Although

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I say that debris doesn't look that dangerous. It just

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looks like the top of a styrofoam cooler.

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Yeah, but at seventy five miles an hour, that's gonna hurt.

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He was fine. Clearly, he's used to taking things on

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his face. He's a pro and not to be outdone

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by Anderson Cooper. There was a local Florida newsman who

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was doing his live shot in the aftermath of Milton,

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and uh, I'm gonna let them take it away. This

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is from click Orlando dot Com talking about in the

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aftermath of Milton, it's important for people to keep their

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senses of humor from those.

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Who are hurricane veterans. They know the drill and they've

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roughed it up before, and they think it all.

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On the chin.

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New six is done in my refound. A couple of

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those gentlemen out on Edgewater Drive in College Park. Basically

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after Milton, people get out and they start doing some things.

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I ran into these two guys who are fishing. Except

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but before we even talk to them, there's one problem.

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If destiny zooms out a little bit, we're fishing in

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the middle of the road. We are on Edgeword Avenue

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in College Park. Dude, you got a fish. You I

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saw you. You just caught that fish.

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And I'd like to point out that that fish is

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a really big It looks like a bass. That's that's

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like what Trey would you say, five to eight pound

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fish that he caught in the middle of the flooded street.

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Yeah, I'd say, yeah, and here was five pounds.

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Yeah, that is a that is an impressive hall. However,

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this is Florida, and Florida doesn't do anything half assed.

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So when you're a reporter covering hurricane damage in Florida

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and you find two guys fishing in the middle of

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the road, you probably think this may be the most

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Florida thing I've ever seen. Right wrong, Just wait for more.

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I did right in the tree. Honestly, it's traditional Hurricane Yan,

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same exact thing.

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Heavens because this road floods all the time, and we

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were down here when Ian flood trooper Steve came down here.

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So you basically and there's a guy coming behind us

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in a lawnmower, isn't.

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That No, that's Florida.

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Oh, we've got people fishing in the road. We've got

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a guy on a lawnmower. You're doing all right, He's

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doing all right. Yeah, So we've got people fishing in

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the middle of the road. I got a lawnmower in

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the middle of the road.

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And so, like you.

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Said, I love that he's leaning back.

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I don't think I could ever see something more Florida

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in one news report happening At the same time, he's

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just riding his skag riding lawnmower right down the flooded street.

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What is he mowing or is he just using it

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to get from point A to point B? I have

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no idea. I have so many questions.

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Yeah, that's just if you want to sum up Florida

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fishing in the street and then uh pimping in your

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in your lawnmower.

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Yeah, it's just missing an alligator in a waffle house,

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and that shot would be complete.

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They just needed to zoom just a little bit more.

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Horrors for worth hangmans dot com. Trey, I congratulate you

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once again that you are eight years sober. You have

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not had any alcohol in eight years, and that's a

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huge achievement, and I congratulate you. I did notice two

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things over the weeknd. One was I was at a

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spot getting some breakfast and some booze. They call it brunch,

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and I thought of you because a guy came up.

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I guess he was a supplier for this place where

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my wife and I were hanging out, and she's like, hey,

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we have this. I'm sorry, back up, he tells the owner.

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He's like, hey, guess what. I'm sober. I've been sober

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for three months now. And she's like, oh my god.

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Really and he says yes, And then she asks him

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three or four more times really like really really? He

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says yes. I feel great, my life is better. I've

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kicked my alcoholism alcoholism addiction. I feel wonderful. And then

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she says, hey, we got this rose a special. Do

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you want to try some. I don't know if she

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did it out of habit or she just really didn't

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believe him, but that's got to be an interesting twist.

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As someone who's been sober for eight years, people won

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asking multiple times, really are you really sober and then

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offering you booze.

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I mean I got that question quite a bit in

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my first year, and rightfully so, after drinking every day

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for twenty five years, I could understand that it was

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a shock to a lot of people. And then yeah,

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sometimes you'll get the person who just doesn't process it

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or associates like they think, oh, okaye sober, but you know,

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yeah a rose, well that doesn't count, or yeah it's yeah,

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it's like I said, yeah, I had a barton one

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time asked me it's like, you know, well, can't you

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just just have one? And I was like, if I

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could have one, I wouldn't be an alcoholic.

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It's interesting how people It's interesting how people always challenge

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these things. Also, like I've seen this with vegetarians before,

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when someone says I'm a vegetarian and the person they're

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telling this too says, do you eat fish? No, they

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just said they're a vegetarian if they eat fish and

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fish only, then it's pescatarian. It's like everyone can't understand why.

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I guess why people make certain decisions or they want

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to qualify it or challenge it in some way. That's

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why it doesn't make any sense to me. I've been

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around enough alcoholics to be included to know that if

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someone says they're an alcoholic and they haven't had a

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drink in such a long time, I'm not going to

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challenge them on it. I never when Drey, when you said, actually,

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i've been sober X amount of years, I'm like, good

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for you. Don't force it on me.

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Yeah, and I have it.

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I can understand, like with like people say they're vegetarian,

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because there's so often there's.

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A but you know, i'll do this or do that

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or whatever.

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And you know, if you're a vegetarian and you have

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a fish or steak or whatever, it's not going to

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kill you. Generally, if you're you know, an alcoholic and

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they say i've been sober, I drink might kill you.

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Because I've known people like that. I say known in

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the past tense because they're dead now right.

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No, I didn't drink, you know, I was in the

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stomach confection, the aged pilory, and then I had about

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a pink or titis and I didn't drink for almost

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two years, year and a half, a little over year

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and a half, and I would still do shows and

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people would try to buy me shots on stage. I'm like, no,

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I'm not drinking, and I would get booed. I'm like, who,

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who booz you?

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That's the alcoholics who are still drinking, That's true.

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The weirdest reaction I ever got was like, let me

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let me buy you a shot. I'm on stage. I'm like,

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let me get you a shot. I'm like, good man,

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I'm not drinking right now. I'm good drinking a year.

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Boo look really, I was like, this is so Texas.

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Speaking of someone that probably needs to be booed. Is

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a young woman by the name of Eliza Loftis. She

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is twenty six years old. She's from England. The reason

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why I'm telling you about her is because her story

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is quite interesting. See because in April of this year

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in England, young Eliza crashed into a tree after a

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night at the pub. Her white Ford ca careered into

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a tree shortly after midnight after a night out at

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a pub. So she crashed her car into a tree

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and then fled into the bushes to hide from responding police.

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Where the interesting twist on this is is miss loftis

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who got drunk at a pub and crashed her car

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into a tree and hidden the bushes, is the marketing

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director in chie fundraiser for an alcohol and drug charity.

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This New Market Research.

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Last Thursday, she was sentenced and banned from driving for

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forty months after pleading guilty to drunk driving. The court

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heard that she was driving home from a pub on

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April seventh when her white Ford careened into a tree

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shortly after midnight, and then she head in the bushes.

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She hid in the bushes, and the responding officers approached

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the bush approximately twenty meters away from the crash and shouted,

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police come out. And then a female who was the

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defendant before the court emerged night and she said, I'm sorry.

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Now you have forty months. That's a pretty strong sentence.

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No driving for her for forty months. But the fact

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that she's the chief fund racer and marketing officer for

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an alcoholism charity just sometimes the irony just writes itself.

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I mean she's not only the president, she's also a client.

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And top salesman.

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Yeah.

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Well, you know what, sometimes if you really want to

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raise some money for an alcoholism charity. One of the

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best things you can do is shine a light on it,

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and no better way to do that than getting drunk

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and driving into the forest. There is actually one slightly

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better way to get more attention on this entire scenario,

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and that is by the mugshot that you take. Right.

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Celebrity mugshots are very popular, and when I saw this story,

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I thought, Okay, let's see what kind of mugshot this

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lady's working with as a charity fundraiser for an alcoholism

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charity that gets you know, arrested and sentenced for drunk driving.

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So here's her mugshot. This is Eliza Loftus. Oh wait, sorry,

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that's sorry, that's large Marge from Pee Wee's Biggot. No sorry,

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here is here is Eliza Loftis hey?

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Now right? Well done? That's her mugshot.

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So I don't know for sure if it's her mugshot,

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but it's one of the photos that's circulating everywhere, and

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since it's got just a very blah background, I like

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to think it's possible that it's her mugshot. However, she

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did blow three times the legal limit that night, so

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I don't know if this is her mugshot the night

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of the arrest.

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That's I mean, she looks great.

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Yeah.

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I mean I think if you're the defense attorney and

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this is the mugshot, you say you're honor, I think

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there's no way she's three times the legal limit.

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Three times the legal limit. Wow. Yeah, for I mean

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for almost alcohol poisoning. She looks great.

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I know you really would have expected it to look

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more like large Marge.

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I was expecting Nick Nolty.

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483
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let me tell you about possibly the weirdest Halloween product

484
00:29:49.599 --> 00:29:53.680
of the year. Are you ready? You guys are familiar

485
00:29:53.759 --> 00:29:58.519
with Airheads the candy, right, yeah? Okay, Well, the makers

486
00:29:58.680 --> 00:30:04.160
of Airheads candy are releasing a candy scented foot spray

487
00:30:04.279 --> 00:30:06.799
for Halloween. Who's excited for that?

488
00:30:07.079 --> 00:30:07.279
Right?

489
00:30:08.640 --> 00:30:10.480
And I don't think this is just for like an

490
00:30:10.559 --> 00:30:14.599
OnlyFans thing. There is an actual tie in here. Okay

491
00:30:14.680 --> 00:30:16.599
it took me a minute to understand, but now I do.

492
00:30:18.440 --> 00:30:22.200
The Airhead's candy foot spray is called Trick or Treat

493
00:30:22.559 --> 00:30:28.440
Smell My Feet. Yeah, the can is actually shaped like

494
00:30:28.519 --> 00:30:32.559
a foot and it's supposed to smell exactly like cherry

495
00:30:32.559 --> 00:30:36.599
flavored airheads. Thankfully not feet, otherwise I would clearly defeat

496
00:30:36.599 --> 00:30:39.640
the purpose. They say it is for parents. With smelly

497
00:30:39.680 --> 00:30:43.519
feet who have to accompany their kids on Halloween this year,

498
00:30:43.599 --> 00:30:46.359
the promo video says, the average trick or treater walks

499
00:30:46.440 --> 00:30:50.759
one point two five miles, and since it's not something

500
00:30:51.799 --> 00:30:55.000
most people would typically want, you can't buy it. They're

501
00:30:55.000 --> 00:30:57.960
doing a limited run and they're giving them away through

502
00:30:58.000 --> 00:31:00.359
their website. If you want, you can sign up to

503
00:31:00.440 --> 00:31:05.880
win a can of Airheads foot Spray at Airheads Footspray

504
00:31:06.160 --> 00:31:09.599
dot com. So once you hear trick or Treat smell

505
00:31:09.640 --> 00:31:11.720
my feet, then I can understand the tie in. But

506
00:31:11.799 --> 00:31:14.440
it took me a minute reading through that story to

507
00:31:14.480 --> 00:31:15.799
get there, but I appreciate it.

508
00:31:16.799 --> 00:31:21.359
No, that is that's a great way to go. H hey,

509
00:31:21.400 --> 00:31:25.119
it's for people with foot fetishes. That's what that's for.

510
00:31:25.240 --> 00:31:27.000
They're just trying to go uh no, no, no, it's

511
00:31:27.000 --> 00:31:29.279
for people who walk a lot. Really, I don't I

512
00:31:29.359 --> 00:31:33.240
walk a lot. Look, I walk a lot, and I

513
00:31:33.279 --> 00:31:37.079
don't need a can of cherry flavored cherry scented. Is

514
00:31:37.119 --> 00:31:39.640
it flavored or scented. If it's flavored, then we know

515
00:31:39.640 --> 00:31:40.480
what they're talking about.

516
00:31:41.880 --> 00:31:44.759
I'm glad you bring that up because they said in

517
00:31:44.839 --> 00:31:50.640
the story it's supposed to smell exactly like cherry flavored airheads.

518
00:31:51.680 --> 00:31:54.960
Hmmm, so smell and flavor. Yeah, this is for people

519
00:31:54.960 --> 00:31:57.920
who like the suck toes. That's what this is.

520
00:31:58.559 --> 00:32:00.440
You sound like. You sound like one of the times

521
00:32:00.480 --> 00:32:03.319
ever went into an adult store and I and I

522
00:32:03.519 --> 00:32:05.720
learned that there were flavored lubricants.

523
00:32:05.759 --> 00:32:12.680
I thought, why, Yeah, I have a buddy of mine

524
00:32:12.680 --> 00:32:16.119
who has a very very severe fet footage foot fetish,

525
00:32:16.200 --> 00:32:18.640
and he can't, like, if there's a woman in the

526
00:32:18.720 --> 00:32:21.519
room with like open toed shoes, like he can't, like

527
00:32:21.640 --> 00:32:24.559
he loses his mind. So this is like, this would

528
00:32:24.559 --> 00:32:26.240
be for him, This would be.

529
00:32:26.839 --> 00:32:29.839
That sounds like a like you said, that's that's a legitimate,

530
00:32:31.279 --> 00:32:35.039
like public problem, not just a personal problem for him.

531
00:32:35.039 --> 00:32:36.440
But if he can't stay in a room with a

532
00:32:36.440 --> 00:32:39.039
woman with open toed shoes, he can never go to

533
00:32:39.039 --> 00:32:39.400
the beach.

534
00:32:40.359 --> 00:32:41.400
No, I don't believe he does.

535
00:32:42.400 --> 00:32:43.079
I don't.

536
00:32:43.160 --> 00:32:45.559
Yeah, it's it's weird. He just I don't know how

537
00:32:45.559 --> 00:32:48.000
you develop it. I don't know how it happens. But

538
00:32:48.119 --> 00:32:50.960
his thing is like if there's like, if he sees

539
00:32:51.200 --> 00:32:54.359
feet that he likes, he gets super turned on and

540
00:32:54.400 --> 00:32:55.920
has to like he has to leave.

541
00:32:57.160 --> 00:33:01.200
And how does that, like, I I feel like that

542
00:33:01.200 --> 00:33:03.519
would be more awkward than just coming out to your friend.

543
00:33:04.079 --> 00:33:07.720
Uh that how how did you broach that subject?

544
00:33:08.720 --> 00:33:10.960
I was at his house and I was with the

545
00:33:10.960 --> 00:33:13.000
girl that I was dating, and she had an open

546
00:33:13.000 --> 00:33:15.599
to shoot and she had just had a manny petty done.

547
00:33:16.039 --> 00:33:18.039
And he texted me from the other side of the room.

548
00:33:18.079 --> 00:33:21.759
He goes, your girl's got nice feet. And I was like,

549
00:33:23.079 --> 00:33:25.359
thank you. I'm also in your house and I can

550
00:33:25.400 --> 00:33:29.279
see you. Uh so this is a really weird text.

551
00:33:29.599 --> 00:33:31.799
And he's like, no, man, she's got really really nice feet.

552
00:33:32.039 --> 00:33:35.480
And I was like, oh, okay. And so we you know,

553
00:33:35.759 --> 00:33:38.000
said our goodbyes, and we've you know, finished up dinner

554
00:33:38.000 --> 00:33:41.319
and all that good stuff, and when we uh, when

555
00:33:41.440 --> 00:33:44.920
we when we got back to our house in La Uh.

556
00:33:44.960 --> 00:33:46.839
He was like, yeah, just something like that's my thing,

557
00:33:47.119 --> 00:33:50.880
his feet. He's like, I'm not a a boob guy

558
00:33:50.960 --> 00:33:52.519
or a butt guy. He's like, I'm a I'm a

559
00:33:52.559 --> 00:33:53.079
foot guy.

560
00:33:54.240 --> 00:33:57.440
I just seems like that would just be a really

561
00:33:57.440 --> 00:34:04.359
awkward conversation. I mean that, yeah, if your buddy's dating

562
00:34:04.359 --> 00:34:06.079
a girl, I feel like, you know, it would even

563
00:34:06.119 --> 00:34:08.719
be a like I'm not gonna text him on Hey,

564
00:34:08.760 --> 00:34:09.679
she's got nice.

565
00:34:09.519 --> 00:34:14.480
Boobs, you know, solid rack on your chick.

566
00:34:14.800 --> 00:34:15.480
I mean.

567
00:34:16.920 --> 00:34:19.119
Maybe after you're done dating whatever, you're like, oh, yeah,

568
00:34:19.159 --> 00:34:22.039
you know, she had nice cans, but uh, you have

569
00:34:22.119 --> 00:34:23.360
to sit there while you're in the same room.

570
00:34:23.440 --> 00:34:26.320
And especially feet, Yeah.

571
00:34:26.199 --> 00:34:29.760
I just I don't know how you developed that, how

572
00:34:29.800 --> 00:34:33.440
you decide feet are going to be your thing because

573
00:34:33.599 --> 00:34:39.079
the majority of people have busted feet. Oh yeah, the

574
00:34:39.159 --> 00:34:42.280
majority of people have really really bad feet. Like I

575
00:34:42.320 --> 00:34:44.440
have nice feet. I can say that about myself. I

576
00:34:44.440 --> 00:34:47.480
have nice feet, But I've seen like a buddy mine

577
00:34:47.480 --> 00:34:49.480
I was on his boat and his pinky toe looked

578
00:34:49.519 --> 00:34:51.880
like it was trying to commit suicide. Like it was.

579
00:34:53.559 --> 00:34:55.440
I was like, bro, you're your little toe doesn't want

580
00:34:55.440 --> 00:34:57.880
to be here. It was that bad.

581
00:34:58.800 --> 00:34:59.280
Yeah.

582
00:34:59.280 --> 00:35:03.920
Most people, I mean, unfortunately, most people have never experienced

583
00:35:03.960 --> 00:35:10.000
the how wonderfully relaxing a pedicure is.

584
00:35:08.800 --> 00:35:13.480
And should get one, yes, and and and people like

585
00:35:13.960 --> 00:35:16.400
when I tell people that I do like manicures and pedicures,

586
00:35:16.519 --> 00:35:21.119
especially guys like, oh man, you really do that, would you, chick?

587
00:35:21.199 --> 00:35:25.159
I'm like, no, dude, the foot massage that happens with

588
00:35:25.239 --> 00:35:29.840
the pedicure is worth every single penny. It's better than

589
00:35:29.840 --> 00:35:30.960
anything you've ever had.

590
00:35:31.239 --> 00:35:33.320
I could not agree with you more because I'll pay

591
00:35:33.320 --> 00:35:36.320
the extra where they'll do your calves. Oh yeah, yeah,

592
00:35:36.360 --> 00:35:44.199
and yes, that that makes it all worth while for Yeah.

593
00:35:43.840 --> 00:35:44.280
And you're right.

594
00:35:44.320 --> 00:35:46.079
I mean, and guys be like, oh, I can't believe

595
00:35:46.119 --> 00:35:48.440
you do that. I'm like, if you haven't done it,

596
00:35:48.920 --> 00:35:51.239
shut up, I go. Try it once. I promise you

597
00:35:51.320 --> 00:35:52.360
will go back and do it again.

598
00:35:53.920 --> 00:35:54.159
I go.

599
00:35:54.519 --> 00:35:55.960
That's one thing you always have to remember.

600
00:35:56.199 --> 00:36:00.440
Women they have been they've known how like the the

601
00:36:00.519 --> 00:36:03.119
good things. It's like they kept that to themselves for

602
00:36:03.159 --> 00:36:03.800
a long time.

603
00:36:04.199 --> 00:36:09.480
Yeah, and then we figured it out. And then it's

604
00:36:09.519 --> 00:36:12.880
also like there are especially like in the UK, there

605
00:36:12.920 --> 00:36:15.880
are salons for men, so like you can go in

606
00:36:15.920 --> 00:36:18.480
and get manicures and pedicures, you can go get in

607
00:36:18.519 --> 00:36:20.920
and get facials done. You can go in and do

608
00:36:20.960 --> 00:36:23.239
all that stuff and it's just for men, which is

609
00:36:23.280 --> 00:36:25.559
I think is really cool. If that would kind of

610
00:36:25.559 --> 00:36:27.400
shift over to this side, well for.

611
00:36:28.119 --> 00:36:31.400
I think some of those have popped up, you know,

612
00:36:31.440 --> 00:36:34.159
the salons for men in the States, especially around Texas.

613
00:36:34.159 --> 00:36:36.199
The problem is the police keep shutting them down.

614
00:36:37.119 --> 00:36:46.039
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appreciate that, and once again all things Treehouse on the

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website treehouseonair dot com. All right, I took a sneak

631
00:37:58.679 --> 00:38:02.719
peek ahead and today is I know this goes against

632
00:38:02.760 --> 00:38:05.440
you know, radio standards when you're not supposed to say

633
00:38:05.440 --> 00:38:08.480
something you're about to do is boring. But at first, blush,

634
00:38:08.599 --> 00:38:10.400
I thought this next thing we were gonna do is

635
00:38:10.440 --> 00:38:13.559
gonna be a little dull. And then there was a

636
00:38:13.559 --> 00:38:15.800
glimmer of hope and I can't wait to share it

637
00:38:15.840 --> 00:38:20.880
with you. Now it is time for birthdays here on

638
00:38:20.920 --> 00:38:26.000
a Monday, October fourteenth, twenty twenty four. Trust me, there's

639
00:38:26.079 --> 00:38:28.559
a really really good one here that you're going to enjoy.

640
00:38:29.000 --> 00:38:35.360
But first, other birthdays, Let's start with Stacy Keebler, former

641
00:38:35.679 --> 00:38:42.000
WWE wrestler slash beauty slash x of George Clooney. Before

642
00:38:42.079 --> 00:38:45.360
he found his one and only a Mall Clooney, he

643
00:38:45.480 --> 00:38:47.760
dated Stacy Keebler and if I remember right, it was

644
00:38:47.800 --> 00:38:52.239
around the time that she graced the cover of I

645
00:38:52.320 --> 00:38:56.000
think it was FHM or Maxim magazine, something along those lines,

646
00:38:56.039 --> 00:39:02.800
so he timed that right. Other birthdays today, Usher turns

647
00:39:02.960 --> 00:39:06.159
forty six. Natalie Mainz from the Don't Call Us the

648
00:39:06.159 --> 00:39:09.800
Dixie Chicks is fifty today. Now they just go buy

649
00:39:09.880 --> 00:39:15.159
the Chicks trying to move away from their Antebellum pass well,

650
00:39:15.199 --> 00:39:17.639
and I can't say Antebellum either, because Lady Antebellum changed

651
00:39:17.639 --> 00:39:19.599
their named Lady A as if we don't remember what

652
00:39:19.639 --> 00:39:20.480
the A stands for.

653
00:39:23.280 --> 00:39:25.679
And there's also a female hip hop artist named Lady

654
00:39:25.719 --> 00:39:27.760
A that they just went, we're gonna take your name.

655
00:39:28.599 --> 00:39:31.639
That was she sued them, and I believe they settled,

656
00:39:32.000 --> 00:39:35.639
and lucky for Lady A. The rapper Lady Antebellum that

657
00:39:35.760 --> 00:39:38.280
changed the name to Lady A. The Country Act very

658
00:39:38.280 --> 00:39:40.960
successful and had plenty of money to send Lady A

659
00:39:41.159 --> 00:39:44.559
to use that name. Nice me, I see it, like,

660
00:39:44.679 --> 00:39:47.280
just change the name to something else. I mean, I look,

661
00:39:47.320 --> 00:39:51.440
I understand, Lady Antebellum, Lady A, it's a. It's a.

662
00:39:51.559 --> 00:39:54.480
It's a threesome, right, it's it's two. It's it's two

663
00:39:54.519 --> 00:39:57.719
guys and a girl. But if we're being honest, it's

664
00:39:57.760 --> 00:40:01.440
one guy, one girl singing and the other eyes the

665
00:40:01.480 --> 00:40:03.920
guy that plays some of the instruments. They're all very talented.

666
00:40:04.519 --> 00:40:06.679
But if there's two dudes and one chick, I mean,

667
00:40:06.840 --> 00:40:10.280
outside of you know, renaming your band Eiffel Tower or

668
00:40:11.960 --> 00:40:16.800
you know, Fingercuffs, maybe something that both, like the guys

669
00:40:16.840 --> 00:40:19.280
would want to be known as in the country world.

670
00:40:19.880 --> 00:40:22.000
Would you have to send out a statement like, Hey,

671
00:40:22.039 --> 00:40:24.480
we were this and now we are this, so don't

672
00:40:26.000 --> 00:40:29.519
don't stop buying our stuff. I think going from Lady

673
00:40:29.519 --> 00:40:32.719
Antebellum to Lady A is an easier choice. And from

674
00:40:32.719 --> 00:40:35.280
the Dixie Chicks to the Chicks, Yeah, because at least

675
00:40:35.280 --> 00:40:37.519
it's still your fan base knows who you are. But

676
00:40:37.559 --> 00:40:40.960
if you went from Lady Antebellum to like Steve and

677
00:40:41.039 --> 00:40:44.920
Doug and Trish, like people were like, who are those guys?

678
00:40:45.920 --> 00:40:48.800
I would just like to see people's reactions when they

679
00:40:48.840 --> 00:40:51.800
go to buy Lady a Merchant instead of being the

680
00:40:51.920 --> 00:40:56.039
country group, it's the rapper chick. It's gonna be some

681
00:40:56.079 --> 00:40:57.480
confused people at the concert.

682
00:41:02.480 --> 00:41:04.519
I just look at it like STARplex. You know the

683
00:41:04.559 --> 00:41:07.760
concert venue here in Dallas is you know they changed

684
00:41:07.760 --> 00:41:10.519
the name. It opened up as Coca Cola STARplex. It's

685
00:41:10.559 --> 00:41:14.239
gone through fifteen name changes. I think technically now it's

686
00:41:14.280 --> 00:41:16.960
the Doseeki's Pavilion, but it will always be STARplex.

687
00:41:17.159 --> 00:41:20.599
Yeah, just keep the name as it is because that's

688
00:41:20.639 --> 00:41:23.199
you're right, Tray. That's how I know that facility, and

689
00:41:23.199 --> 00:41:25.639
that's how I'm always going to refer to it, even

690
00:41:25.639 --> 00:41:27.920
though radio wise we've had to refer to it as

691
00:41:28.000 --> 00:41:34.960
Dosequi's Pavilion, Superpages dot Com arena, but sorry I kicked

692
00:41:34.960 --> 00:41:39.679
something there or whatever. Insurance company of the week, that's

693
00:41:39.719 --> 00:41:45.559
not declaring bankruptcy type of thing. Yeah, it's just it's STARplex.

694
00:41:45.840 --> 00:41:48.519
I thought before do skis it went back to STARplex.

695
00:41:49.840 --> 00:41:50.599
It actually did.

696
00:41:51.119 --> 00:41:51.840
That's great.

697
00:41:52.159 --> 00:41:55.320
So even STARplex referts back to its original name when

698
00:41:55.320 --> 00:41:58.800
it doesn't have any buyers.

699
00:41:59.480 --> 00:42:02.920
It beats checksa energy pavilion. That was the worst.

700
00:42:02.599 --> 00:42:06.840
One superpages dot Com. This was pretty bad.

701
00:42:11.159 --> 00:42:16.159
Up touche, not only the name, but even at the

702
00:42:16.199 --> 00:42:18.239
time it just didn't feel like a good venue either.

703
00:42:18.280 --> 00:42:20.400
But once it changed back to start Bucks's like, that's

704
00:42:20.480 --> 00:42:21.039
kind of nice.

705
00:42:21.199 --> 00:42:22.159
Yeah, it sounds nice.

706
00:42:22.400 --> 00:42:27.760
Yeah. Other birthdays Today, Shaggy Too Dope from Insane Clown

707
00:42:27.800 --> 00:42:29.679
Posse is also turning the big five.

708
00:42:29.760 --> 00:42:29.880
Oh.

709
00:42:31.559 --> 00:42:35.320
Steve Coogan, who plays the tiny Roman soldier Octavius in

710
00:42:35.360 --> 00:42:37.760
The Night at the Museum movies, he is fifty eight.

711
00:42:38.280 --> 00:42:41.360
He's also, by the way, in one of our favorite movies,

712
00:42:41.400 --> 00:42:44.000
Inside the Treehouse. He's the one that plays the neurotic

713
00:42:44.039 --> 00:42:46.960
director who gets blown up in Tropic Thunder.

714
00:42:48.119 --> 00:42:49.519
Oh okay, yeah.

715
00:42:49.760 --> 00:42:51.960
And I misspoke. He's not fifty eight today. He is

716
00:42:51.960 --> 00:42:58.119
fifty nine. Steve Coogan fifty nine. Today Thomas Dolby is

717
00:42:58.320 --> 00:43:01.000
sixty six. And here's the big birthday of the day.

718
00:43:01.000 --> 00:43:03.599
You would think it would be Shaggy Too Dope, but no,

719
00:43:04.199 --> 00:43:08.079
it's actually Greg Evigan. He is seventy one today. He

720
00:43:08.280 --> 00:43:11.480
is from My Two Dads fame. He was the one

721
00:43:11.480 --> 00:43:13.559
with the great eighties hair mullet and the other dad

722
00:43:13.679 --> 00:43:17.960
was Paul Riser. Greg Evigan was the second dad and

723
00:43:18.280 --> 00:43:20.599
before he was in My Two Dads Tray. I know

724
00:43:20.679 --> 00:43:24.159
you'll remember this. He was one of the stars of

725
00:43:24.280 --> 00:43:28.639
BJ and the Bear Show. Raj, Did you ever watch

726
00:43:28.679 --> 00:43:29.440
BJ and the Bear?

727
00:43:29.599 --> 00:43:32.039
I did? I did?

728
00:43:32.280 --> 00:43:35.840
Yeah, See, I'm I really for whatever reason, I don't

729
00:43:35.880 --> 00:43:40.239
really remember watching that show, and it really seems like

730
00:43:40.280 --> 00:43:42.480
one I would have loved as a child, even just

731
00:43:42.519 --> 00:43:46.159
reading the synopsis of it. The Escapades of a hunky

732
00:43:46.239 --> 00:43:52.039
trucker and his pet chimp. What's not to love?

733
00:43:53.440 --> 00:43:56.000
That's what I'm saying this. This is the beauty of Hollywood.

734
00:43:56.079 --> 00:43:58.000
Like somebody walked in and is like, all right, hey,

735
00:43:58.039 --> 00:44:00.559
so what's what's your idea. It's like, all right, we

736
00:44:00.639 --> 00:44:03.679
got a trucker and a chimp something. Then Hollywood went,

737
00:44:03.920 --> 00:44:04.880
here's bags of money.

738
00:44:05.119 --> 00:44:09.239
Yeah, it worked for like the Man and Monkey formula

739
00:44:09.320 --> 00:44:11.639
has worked time and again in Hollywood. Look look at

740
00:44:11.639 --> 00:44:13.519
how great it worked out for Clint Eastwood.

741
00:44:14.039 --> 00:44:16.960
Yeah, but likely isn't the man in the monkey. Yeah,

742
00:44:17.119 --> 00:44:19.760
manimal like that was an actual move. That was an

743
00:44:19.760 --> 00:44:25.639
actual TV showbody. It was like half man, half animal.

744
00:44:25.679 --> 00:44:30.280
They're like, where have you been? It just makes no

745
00:44:30.360 --> 00:44:33.920
sense in Hollywood, But it was back in the eighties

746
00:44:33.920 --> 00:44:35.920
when they're like, Hey, what what kind of formula can

747
00:44:35.920 --> 00:44:36.599
we can we do?

748
00:44:37.119 --> 00:44:37.239
Uh?

749
00:44:37.519 --> 00:44:42.519
We got Grizzly Adams. You know what, put ours in

750
00:44:42.519 --> 00:44:45.199
a truck. That's what they did.

751
00:44:46.039 --> 00:44:47.559
I would just like to once again read you this

752
00:44:47.639 --> 00:44:51.239
synopsis of BJ and the Bear. This is from tv

753
00:44:51.320 --> 00:44:55.519
guide dot com, The Escapades of a Hunky Trucker and

754
00:44:55.559 --> 00:44:58.880
his pet chimp Bear in a Big Rig series cut

755
00:44:58.880 --> 00:45:02.719
from The Dukes of Hazard. It's cloth, I mean, honestly,

756
00:45:03.079 --> 00:45:07.880
just hunky trucker and his pet chimp named Bear. You

757
00:45:07.920 --> 00:45:10.559
take the chimp out and you got a hell of

758
00:45:10.599 --> 00:45:10.960
a night.

759
00:45:11.079 --> 00:45:17.800
On Cedar Spree he changed that the bartender.

760
00:45:24.960 --> 00:45:30.639
You're in the tree House listen U is online on

761
00:45:30.800 --> 00:45:44.599
Treehouse on Air dot com. You're in the tree House

762
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Listen is online tree House on Air dot Com.

763
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764
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765
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766
00:46:00.800 --> 00:46:04.119
website for all the info at hangmans dot com. That

767
00:46:04.320 --> 00:46:09.320
is Hangmans dot com. Raji were saying there was one

768
00:46:09.360 --> 00:46:12.599
other tidbit out of Hurricane Milton that I missed earlier

769
00:46:12.639 --> 00:46:14.599
when we were talking about all the things that had

770
00:46:14.599 --> 00:46:15.480
come out of the storm.

771
00:46:16.000 --> 00:46:18.920
Yeah, the one that really stuck out for me was

772
00:46:19.320 --> 00:46:22.800
there was a gentleman who was rescued floating on a

773
00:46:22.840 --> 00:46:29.559
cooler thirty miles off the coast Florida. He had a boat,

774
00:46:30.039 --> 00:46:31.519
and the marino went to go check on the boat.

775
00:46:31.519 --> 00:46:33.079
I think he was trying to make sure it was secure,

776
00:46:34.400 --> 00:46:38.159
and it capsized and the last thing he could grab

777
00:46:38.280 --> 00:46:41.920
was a cooler and he hit I believe it was

778
00:46:41.960 --> 00:46:46.639
twenty five foot waves that kind of carried him and

779
00:46:46.719 --> 00:46:51.199
kept carrying him and got him thirty miles out and

780
00:46:51.280 --> 00:46:53.920
he was overnight, so the rescue was the next day.

781
00:46:54.039 --> 00:46:57.000
Now I don't know how they found him. I'm assuming

782
00:46:57.000 --> 00:46:58.519
a loved one was like, he went to go check

783
00:46:58.559 --> 00:47:01.719
on the boat, the boat capsized, we don't know where

784
00:47:01.760 --> 00:47:03.320
he is, and then the coast guard went to go

785
00:47:03.360 --> 00:47:06.519
look and he was just floating in the middle of

786
00:47:06.559 --> 00:47:07.000
the ocean.

787
00:47:07.480 --> 00:47:09.440
Did his family tell the coast guard that they think

788
00:47:09.440 --> 00:47:11.239
the cooler was full of beer, and they said, we'll

789
00:47:11.280 --> 00:47:11.679
find him.

790
00:47:14.159 --> 00:47:15.679
He was like, I didn't want to be rescued.

791
00:47:17.119 --> 00:47:19.559
I'm living my best life from the middle of the Atlantic.

792
00:47:21.079 --> 00:47:22.840
I got water all around me and cold beer.

793
00:47:25.440 --> 00:47:27.440
And this is the thing. Corona commercials are moving.

794
00:47:28.000 --> 00:47:31.880
Yeah, but I can't imagine being overnight, just sitting there

795
00:47:32.000 --> 00:47:33.119
in the middle of the ocean.

796
00:47:33.599 --> 00:47:37.760
So yeah, was was he on top of the cooler

797
00:47:37.920 --> 00:47:39.760
or was it or is the cooler large enough where

798
00:47:39.760 --> 00:47:41.679
he was inside of it and used it like a

799
00:47:41.679 --> 00:47:42.239
little boat.

800
00:47:42.599 --> 00:47:44.480
No, he was on top of the cooler. And that's

801
00:47:44.519 --> 00:47:46.960
the moment where you're like, man, if this was if

802
00:47:46.960 --> 00:47:49.480
this was the Titanic and Rose was there, he would

803
00:47:49.519 --> 00:47:52.719
have died use she would have taken that cooler from him,

804
00:47:52.880 --> 00:47:55.519
like she would have hopped on and kicked him right off.

805
00:47:55.840 --> 00:47:56.679
He would have been jack.

806
00:47:57.840 --> 00:48:00.719
Yeah, so it's it's you're right, it's amazing that he

807
00:48:00.840 --> 00:48:04.599
was found at all, thirty miles off the coast. Look,

808
00:48:04.719 --> 00:48:09.440
every inch you get away from the coast reduces your

809
00:48:09.559 --> 00:48:14.559
chances of being found at all, let alone alive. Yeah, drastically.

810
00:48:16.119 --> 00:48:17.559
That's that's truly stunning.

811
00:48:17.960 --> 00:48:19.840
Yeah, and there's a lot of stuff under that water

812
00:48:20.039 --> 00:48:24.239
that likes to eat you. So the fact that he

813
00:48:24.280 --> 00:48:27.360
didn't get eaten was amazing.

814
00:48:29.079 --> 00:48:32.039
So yeah, did it say what type of like, what

815
00:48:32.039 --> 00:48:37.480
what the cooler brand was? Because I'm able to go

816
00:48:37.559 --> 00:48:41.920
through the roof. Yeah, I mean, YETI could use a comeback,

817
00:48:41.960 --> 00:48:44.199
and what better one than this one saying I survived

818
00:48:44.199 --> 00:48:46.800
thirty miles in a hurricane in my yetti.

819
00:48:47.239 --> 00:48:49.400
I'm not gonna lie. I believe it looked like a

820
00:48:49.519 --> 00:48:53.840
very large, just plain styrofoam cooler, like the kind.

821
00:48:53.639 --> 00:48:55.760
You get from seven to eleven or oh wow.

822
00:48:56.159 --> 00:48:56.679
Yeah.

823
00:48:56.800 --> 00:49:01.000
So but yeah, I mean the coast Guard came down,

824
00:49:01.239 --> 00:49:03.599
swooped in, picked him up, and brought him back home.

825
00:49:03.599 --> 00:49:07.039
But that's an incredible, incredible I can't, I can't. I mean,

826
00:49:07.400 --> 00:49:10.039
first of all, that would never happen to me. That's

827
00:49:10.079 --> 00:49:11.199
that's a that's a y'all thing.

828
00:49:11.760 --> 00:49:15.639
I would no, no, no, I would have died. Yeah, I'm

829
00:49:16.000 --> 00:49:20.039
just hearing you, hearing you say twenty five foot waves,

830
00:49:20.239 --> 00:49:22.760
I just get motion sick thinking about it. I like,

831
00:49:22.840 --> 00:49:25.559
I've I there's no way I could be in the Coastguard,

832
00:49:25.559 --> 00:49:28.639
the Navy, anything involving water. I can't do it. I

833
00:49:28.679 --> 00:49:30.800
get to motion sick. So I probably would have died

834
00:49:30.800 --> 00:49:35.960
of throwing up somewhere at mile five, let alone. If

835
00:49:36.000 --> 00:49:38.400
they did find me, my cooler would have been full

836
00:49:38.400 --> 00:49:38.880
of vomit.

837
00:49:39.559 --> 00:49:41.559
That's that's how they do find you, is like just

838
00:49:41.559 --> 00:49:42.639
follow the trail of vomit.

839
00:49:42.800 --> 00:49:48.639
Yeah, that's probably my only hope. That really what that

840
00:49:48.719 --> 00:49:50.159
really is. I need to look this up to see

841
00:49:50.159 --> 00:49:52.400
what kind of a cooler it was, because if it's

842
00:49:52.400 --> 00:49:56.239
one of those high end coolers, then you've got an endless,

843
00:49:56.679 --> 00:50:00.840
priceless amount of publicity for year a high end cooler,

844
00:50:01.320 --> 00:50:03.880
Whereas if it's because I mean, those coolers can be

845
00:50:03.920 --> 00:50:08.360
three four hundred dollars. Whereas if this guy survived in

846
00:50:08.440 --> 00:50:13.199
a three dollars gas station styrofoam cooler, then by god,

847
00:50:13.280 --> 00:50:15.599
you clearly you don't need to spend a ton of

848
00:50:15.599 --> 00:50:17.559
money if you want to live through a hurricane.

849
00:50:17.880 --> 00:50:18.079
Yeah.

850
00:50:18.119 --> 00:50:19.719
But it's just like at the same time.

851
00:50:20.079 --> 00:50:21.840
If it is one of those high end coolers, like

852
00:50:21.880 --> 00:50:24.920
you have the cooler itself with the promotion, and then

853
00:50:24.960 --> 00:50:28.920
you have the spokesperson, like you have the guy like

854
00:50:28.960 --> 00:50:30.360
all he has to do is go on TV's Like

855
00:50:30.559 --> 00:50:32.760
I was in the middle of the ocean. Thank you.

856
00:50:32.840 --> 00:50:39.000
YETI I would not be alive today if it wasn't

857
00:50:39.000 --> 00:50:39.679
for Arctic.

858
00:50:45.119 --> 00:50:48.800
Yeah. I just can't even imagine just looking around three

859
00:50:48.880 --> 00:50:50.360
hundred and sixty degrees and seeing nothing.

860
00:50:51.519 --> 00:50:53.840
Uh so I'm seeing video of it.

861
00:50:54.159 --> 00:50:55.199
Yeah, you can see the right.

862
00:50:55.280 --> 00:50:58.440
A man who was found floating dozens of miles off

863
00:50:58.440 --> 00:51:00.480
of Florida's Gulf Coast walk, cling to a cooler to

864
00:51:00.519 --> 00:51:03.239
keep him afloat, was rescued on Thursday, according to the

865
00:51:03.280 --> 00:51:06.719
Coast Guard. Officials said an air Station Miami sixty five

866
00:51:06.760 --> 00:51:10.599
helicopter crew rescued the man, who was approximately thirty miles

867
00:51:10.639 --> 00:51:13.639
off of Longboat Key, a town along the state's central

868
00:51:13.679 --> 00:51:14.559
west coast.

869
00:51:15.760 --> 00:51:17.280
Yeah.

870
00:51:18.719 --> 00:51:21.000
I need to know what cooler brand it was.

871
00:51:25.039 --> 00:51:33.119
If it just says circle K on the side.

872
00:51:31.400 --> 00:51:34.039
I mean really like, this is this entire story nowhere

873
00:51:34.039 --> 00:51:39.119
doesn't mention the brand. This is why people don't trust

874
00:51:39.199 --> 00:51:42.239
journalists anymore. They don't ask them the big questions that

875
00:51:42.320 --> 00:51:43.199
we want answers to.

876
00:51:43.559 --> 00:51:46.559
Yes, we're not. We're not worried about the guy's life

877
00:51:46.559 --> 00:51:50.320
who was just saved. Look that's fantastic, screw him. What's

878
00:51:50.360 --> 00:51:50.960
the cooler?

879
00:51:52.519 --> 00:51:54.920
Well, no, that's a serious thing because here's here's how

880
00:51:54.960 --> 00:51:57.519
the press conference would have gone if I was involved.

881
00:51:57.519 --> 00:52:02.199
So in the story, it says from the US Coast Guard,

882
00:52:02.280 --> 00:52:07.039
Lieutenant Commander Dana Grady says, to understand the severity of

883
00:52:07.039 --> 00:52:11.960
the hurricane conditions, we estimate he experienced approximately seventy five

884
00:52:12.000 --> 00:52:14.480
to ninety mile p hour wins, twenty to twenty five

885
00:52:14.519 --> 00:52:18.320
foot seas for an extended period of time to include overnight.

886
00:52:18.679 --> 00:52:22.519
He survived because of a life jacket, his emergency position

887
00:52:22.719 --> 00:52:27.159
indicating locator beacons, and a cooler. If I'm a reporter

888
00:52:27.800 --> 00:52:30.559
in front of this person for the press conference, I'm

889
00:52:30.599 --> 00:52:34.599
going to ask what was the brand of the cooler to.

890
00:52:34.519 --> 00:52:36.800
The guy, to the guy who just got rescued?

891
00:52:37.119 --> 00:52:37.960
Yes, yeah.

892
00:52:38.000 --> 00:52:39.679
Everybody else is like, you know, how did you feel

893
00:52:39.719 --> 00:52:42.880
out there? You know what kept you going? And then

894
00:52:42.880 --> 00:52:46.039
they're like, uh yeah, mister O'Malley and they're like, yeah,

895
00:52:46.079 --> 00:52:50.199
so what kind of cooler was it? That's the treehouse

896
00:52:50.239 --> 00:52:54.719
for you, and don't you forget it.

897
00:53:00.079 --> 00:53:02.199
We might have developed a relationship with that thing, like

898
00:53:02.239 --> 00:53:06.719
Tom Hanks and Wilson, not only.

899
00:53:06.519 --> 00:53:10.320
What what brand of cooler? But did you save the cooler? Also?

900
00:53:14.679 --> 00:53:16.639
All right, that'll do it for the Treehouse today. Thanks

901
00:53:16.679 --> 00:53:19.239
for hanging out with us. Be sure to check out

902
00:53:19.239 --> 00:53:21.360
all things Treehouse at Treehouse on Air dot com. You

903
00:53:21.360 --> 00:53:23.880
can find and follow us on social media as well

904
00:53:23.960 --> 00:53:27.159
at Treehouse on Air. For me, it's at the Daniel Mallley.

905
00:53:27.199 --> 00:53:29.880
For Trey, it's at Trade Trendholme One m Farage at

906
00:53:29.960 --> 00:53:34.360
Comedian Raj. We'll see you tomorrow right here inside the

907
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