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It is time believe your worries outside and laugh with
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us inside the Treehouse. I'm Daniel Mallley along with Trey
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Trendholm and Jerry Caldwell. Just when you thought the news
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this week couldn't get any stupid, or we get these
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two stories to close out the week. A man was
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caught being a dead deer. Uh, and bone smashing is
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going viral. I think I'm going to start with the
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man being a dead deer and then we'll awkwardly segue
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into bone smashing. And I hope to god you don't
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know what that is yet, and if you do, just
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pretend you don't.
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I I can't even fathom what, because I'm sure it's
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not just what the name would imply.
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No, because it's twenty twenty six. Nothing is that simple anymore.
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Is Is that a gen z lingoed term?
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Probably?
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Okay, Yeah, let's start in Henderson, Kentucky, shall we? A
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Kentucky man covered in fur was arrested after allegedly having
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sex with a dead deer. Did you ever see Fletch
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with Chevy Chase and Randall Cobb. Randall Cobb was the
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guy who was in the cell already when chevy Chase
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gets in there. Do you remember what Randall Cobb's character
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was guilty of doing. No, it was in a dead horse. Okay,
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I'm going to show you the photo of the Henderson,
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Kentucky man who was caught in a dead deer, and
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you tell me if there's a resemblance to Randall Tech's
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cob in Fletch Lives. Oh my, yeah. I mean it's
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not exact because in Fletch Lives, Randall TeX's cob was
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wearing makeup. But seriously, you put at a little bit
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of rouge on this Fellah, maybe a little blue eyeshadow.
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It's close. Anyway. A Kentucky man was arrested after he
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allegedly engaged in sexual activity with a deceased animal. Alan
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Osborne was taken into custody after he allegedly engaged in
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sexual relations with a dead deer. That's basically two leads
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back to back in the same story. I guess the
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folks at w e h T w e h T
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in Kentucky thought there's no way they're going to believe
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it if we only say at once, so let's let's
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double up. When speaking with the outlet, the Central City
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Police Department said that a man was driving through an
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area in Muhlenberg County when he noticed another man engaged
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in the sexual intercourse with a deer on the side
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of the road. Fellas couldn't even get a room. Yeah,
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I'm sure there's a motel nearby. The witness then called nine.
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And now that I'm reading this, I'm feeling inspired and
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I feel like my weekend assignment is to write a
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nine one because for one, it'd be it'd be fun
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to do it, and two, I want to hear the
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actual nine one one call because I mean, look, nine
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one one operators are trained to not you know, they're
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trained to be pretty even, keel, remain calm under pressure.
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But I don't know how much training can prepare you
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for a caller saying, hey, there's a man on the
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side of the road in a dead deer.
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I you know, it's Kentucky. I just feel like the
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nine one one operators and to be like, uh, just
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tell Joe Bob go home.
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Alan, Oh, Alan, sorry, Alan, Yeah, it's probably Alan Bob.
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This is one of those rare times where they did
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not include the middle name in a news story. I
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don't know if that's because Alan Osborne doesn't have one,
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but I'll tell you right now. If there's another Alan
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Osborne in Kentucky, and odds are there are, I would
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want a clarification very very quickly. Yes. Anyway, When law
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enforcement arrived on scene, hopefully it has metsuits, they reportedly
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found mister Osborne covered in deer fur and blood. He
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was arrested and charged with the following sexual crimes against animals.
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And that's actually it. But I mean, I guess that's
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all you need.
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Does it say it was it a dough or a buck?
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It doesn't say thank you, Trey. We ask the important
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questions here inside the tree house.
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Because it's one thing to screw a deer. It's one thing,
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you know, if you're gay too.
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Yeah, come on, man, this Kentucky. They can only take
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so much. Let them process the king of the dead
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deer first, and then if it's also that on top
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of it, that's gonna be that's gonna be a lot
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for some Kentuckians too.
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Yeah, you know, I mean, sodomizing a dead deer will
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get you kicked out.
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M m but a buck. If you're in a buck,
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then I think most of your family is going to
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disown you.
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That's the line. Okay, most.
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There's always going to be there's always going to be
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a cousin, that strange uncle, that too. This guy might
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be both all at the same time. So there you go,
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mister Alan Osborne, the man who was found on the
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side of the road in Hendersonville, Kentucky's been a dead deer.
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And I think that's the least weird story to end
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the week. I'm scared compared to the next one.
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What has to and what? What? Where? Did you? What
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happened in your life where you know that you were
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driving down the road and you thought gotta give me
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some of that.
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This might be one of the deleted scenes from Bambie.
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So they shoot Bambie's dad and then Alan Osborne finds
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him on the side of the road.
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Bambi are Deliverance.
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It's a mashup, all right. I'm with you, Trey. I've
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got additional questions as well. It's like what leads you
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to I mean, look, best reality is hardcore enough on
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its own, but roadkill best reality Jesus in Christ, Dude.
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I've been watching this show called The Hunting Party. If
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you haven't seen it, fantastic show. It's on Netflix now.
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It's actually an NBC show. First season is on Netflix.
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Second season is actually going on right now in NBC.
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Great show, and basically the premises there's a secret prison
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with all the you know, most durranged serial killers that
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they were studying. Bomb goes off, killers get loose, then
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they're hunting them down one by one.
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Ooo. People hunting. That's one of my favorite genres.
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I mean, it's just well written. If you ever saw Manifest,
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I never saw that. Okay, decent show. The female lead
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in that is the lead in this just really a
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well done If you ever like The Blacklist, it's kind
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of like that where it's like each episode is a
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certain person and they go into profiling and everything else.
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I want this guy on that show. I want them
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to profile the dear fucker.
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Yeah, someone's got to be running into that writer's room.
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I got what I got the last week's episode that actually,
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you know what, this should be at least a two.
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Parter to close out this season. Oh all right, yeah,
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now do you want to know about bone smashing? So
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bone smashing is the new viral trend. There's a social
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media trend going viral that involves people, mostly young guys,
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hitting their own faces with a hammer.
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Okay, I did not see that one coming.
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The idea is about altering the structure of the face,
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with mostly young guys trying to flatten their jawline or
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add definition to their cheekbones. Not surprisingly, healthcare officials are
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warning against this idiotic idea, pointing out that it will hurt,
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it could cause big time medical trouble such as infection,
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and there's no guarantee that the bones will heal in
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the way that was intended.
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This is what has happened because I hadn't even really
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thought about it. But I'm willing to bet gen Z
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a lot of gen Z have never even picked up
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a hammer. They've never they never learned as a kid
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about hitting your finger with the hammer.
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Because everyone who's nailed, you know, nailed, stuffed in has
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hit their finger with a hammer. And you you you
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you know no that that that sucks.
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Yes, And and then because of the trauma that you
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know occurred in your finger, you know not to do
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it to your own face. So you might be onto
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something there tree I don't know. I eating tide pods,
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what was what was one of the other ones, like
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setting yourself on fire and the shower at some point
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like that was using I think it was like nail
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polish remover that they would start. They would start a fire,
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try to put it out of themselves, and now smashing
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your own face with a hammer. Look, I think the
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worst thing I did as a kid was jump off
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the roof with a grocery sack or a towel on
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my back, thinking I was either going to be a
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paratrooper or you know, a white trash superman. But that
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was still only from a single story roof. I wasn't
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doing it from any higher than that. And I certainly
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never picked up a hammer and thought, I wonder, So,
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I don't know how to explain this. I at home
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plastic surgery.
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Bad self plastic surgery. Also that like like you've got
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to have your wits about you to perform that, and
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first strike with a hammer. You ain't got that no more.
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Look, even if you've got a few imperfections that you're
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trying to hammer out, well, don't do it because you're
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probably going to do way more damage than you think.
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Because You may start out thinking, oh, I'm just trying
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to flatten this jawline or whatever, but you may end
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up looking like Eric Stoles from Mask.
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Yeah. How is Yeah, what happens when you shadow your
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jaw and then they have to They go in and,
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you know, give you a a prosthetic jaw.
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Maybe they're thinking that, oh I can have I can
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choose my jaw. Maybe I have no idea.
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I don't pick it out of the catalog. I like
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that one.
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Kind of like how we used to do it super
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cuts back in the day. We'd look at the guys
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on the wall or look in the magazine and be like,
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maybe look like this and the never did.
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Yeah. But basically these guys are, you know, picking sling
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blade because their jaws are wired shut.
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Yeah, gonna be no biscuits in there.
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This is This is part of the looks maxing trend,
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by the way, looks maxing looks maxing part of the
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mashing Yeah, part of the mena sphere, stop the sphere. Yeah,
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Like like from the University of Nebraska Medical Center bone
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smashing TikTok trend. Here are dangers of hammering your face.
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You shouldn't have to explain that just saying don't hammer
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your face should be enough. There shouldn't need to be
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a carousel of reasons that follow as to why that's bad.
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Face smash hurt bad, don't do it.
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And it's even scarier because had you said University of Miami,
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University of Florida, it'd have been okay. Well, at least
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I know the origins. But this is Nebraska, so obviously
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this is a nationwide trend. This isn't just, you know,
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confined to the stupidity of Florida.
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It's not. But it does have some sources here experts
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in Doral, Florida. Does bone smashing actually work? A doctor's
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guide to the loopsmaxing trend. University of Miami graduate Marianna
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Martinez is a Board certified APR in specialized in esthetic
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medicine and dermatology. She has a passion for helping her
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patients with skin rejuvenation without surgery, and she practices at
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Perfect Be in Doral, Doral, Florida. I don't know what
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it is. I say Doral because that was the old
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cigarette brand I used to smoke. The rise of the
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looksmaxing trend is left MENI asking what is bone smashing,
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and more importantly, does it actually work. This in depth
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analysis from our medical experts unpacks the dangerous reality behind
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this online phenomenon, exposing the truth about it's harmful bone
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smashing results. Just say no, you don't need an entire article.
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You don't need an entire article explaining all the reasons
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why this is bad. You just it's bad and you're
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gonna You're gonna pug up your face. On the other hand, I.
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Believe in being balanced.
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If you really want to smash your own face with
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a hammer, I applaud your freedom to do so, because
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that way we'll all be able to know who the
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idiot bone smashers are, because your face is gonna be
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that disfigured.
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I need what.
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The irony here is? This story makes me want to
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hit my own face with a hammer.
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M Are they trying there? I guess I'm Are they
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trying to break the bone.
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They're trying to break bones? Yes, and reset things and
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move things around and flatten here and.
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Smash without medical guidance. They think they're just going to
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break something and it's gonna set like the way they want.
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I think so, I mean the they if it's on TikTok.
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Then it's you know, it's real.
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I'm I never thought i'd get to the age where