Brazilian "Slut Wash"?! Women Paying $13K to Reset Their Body Count | The Treehouse Show

0:00 Want more Treehouse, check out our YouTube exclusive shows at YouTube dot com slash at Treehouse on air. It is time to believe your worries outside and laugh with us inside the Treehouse. I'm Daniel Malley along with Trade Trendholm and Jerry Calledwell, who seems very chipper so far today. Happy to have you with us. Coming up on the show today, it's a packed treehouse. Jerry has joined a not so exclusive club. We are going to right a very serious wrong that you may have seen on social media and Mexican Batman. That's all coming up today inside the Treehouse. If you love, if you like what you hear today, do us a favor like share, follow all the calls to action, help us grow the Treehouse Show. Shared the show from your favorite listening platform to a friend or a buddy that could use it.

1:07 Maybe someone just got laid off needs a laugh, or if you just want to share it on social media so everybody knows you like to leave your worries outside and laugh inside with us, please do that, share the show and together let's grow the Treehouse Show. So, before we get to all those wonderful teases, I don't ask this enough. So I'm going to do it today, Trey, how are you doing, Dan? I have I'm doing okay. I have narrowly avoided shitting myself twice this morning. So you know, this is why, this is why I don't ask these questions. Narrow narrowly avoided. So you haven't pooped yourself?

1:51 I have not. It's been it's been two very close calls. Things are looking up, man. You go, brother, you gotta you gotta look. You gotta look at this overlining, not that the brown not the brown one. So in case you ever wondered which of us is the pessimist? Uh? Or did did you catch something? Do you have a do you have a bubble bug? No, it's a I've had a cold for the last week, and so I've been on a bunch of cold medicines and it just absolutely screws. My system up. And as I'm getting off of those, my system unwound and ah, like I said, a couple of close calls, Man.

2:37 That's rough. I mean, it is sage advice that we should carry with us forever. Never trust a fart, but especially if you're coming off a medication or some type of an illness and you've been a little backed up. Uh And speaking of illnesses, I don't know how because I'm in a completely different state than you right now, But somehow you gave me your cold. I got the scratchy throat thing going on. I'm waking up, and I sound like James Earl Jones, and I got loogie's and just things are weird. It's called allergies, yeah, is it? Yeah? So am I a different environment than you're used to? Am I allergic to things above the Mason Dixon?

3:21 Yes? Yeah, you're in her You're in. A place that actually still has foliage. That's true. There are nice leaves here. Am I allergic to Yankees? That's entirely possible. I mean, look, I was born in Tulsa, Oklahoma, lived in Oklahoma until I was nine, then moved to Dallas. Lived in Dallas until I was like forty three or something, and I had allergy shots. I was allergic to everything as a kid, and because of the allergy shots, I'm look, Dallas fort Worth is ground zero for allergy problems. North Texas is a high If you ever do like a color map of like a hot zone for allergies in the United States, there's usually a big pulsing red dot right over North Texas, and I was fine. Now that I'm Now that I'm in the state of New York for a couple of weeks, something scratching my throat. I don't know what it is, and I take allergy medicine every night just in case, and it's scooting right through it.

4:26 Zertec dissolved tabs, and it's got to be. It has to be the dissolved tabs. You can usually find them a generic version. The actual name brands are hard to find, but you can usually find a generic version at your CVS or Walgreens. A right, but put one under your tongue, let it dissolve. It's the best thing I have found, and I have pretty much gone through run. The gambit is is that the one like it's a decongestant. You have to show your ID for it. Okay, So it's regular over the ex because that's actually what we take. It's part of our night pills. As old people. We have our nightly pill regimen. You know, it's like melotone and Vitamin D D. Can you take one with a D at night?

5:07 No? No, We take regular over the counter generic Zertech each night because it's supposed to help I get just allergies, and you. Build up, you build up an immunity to them. So it's really good. You have to circulate through the major brands. Let me go to the you know, one of the things you should try, especially if you have any trouble sleeping, uh, switch it to sisol. That's a good one too, because zsol will make you drowsy. Okay, I will look and I'm not. In the Benna drill way, more of like it's just gonna, uh just make you sleepy. Not okay, not. Goofy, got it, So not goofy like Bena drill and not psychotic like ambient. I'm not going to be trying to mow the neighbor's lawn naked in the middle of.

5:54 The night like analogy, not a sleeping man. Just making sure. We've actually been we're on the topic. I'm just gonna share it anyway because most of the people that listen to us are around our age group. So we've added a new pill to our sleep pill regimen el theanine. Theanine'm not sure exactly how you say. Man, that is kicking our ass. That is good stuff. Ever since we started taking that I have slept clean through the night. Now, usually I'm an old guy, so I still have to wake up and go peepee. But usually what would happen is and wake up, go to the bathroom and get back in bed, and I might I might toss and turn for the next two hours because I'm kind of awake. Now, the last few nights we've taken that stuff. I wake up in the night, go peepe go back to bed, right back out. So so far I've been joined the the theanine.

6:45 Please please stop saying peep. All right, so when I get up in the middle of the night and go tinkle. Whiz, piss something during the hog whatever, I like saying things in weird ways sometimes. All right, so you've narrowly avoided pooping yourself. I'm happy for you that it hasn't happened. Congratulations. That does remind me of something. I forgot to post it for Father's Day, partly because we're all part of the Dead Dad's Club, so I didn't have it to send anyone. There is a sharp survival kit that you can buy on Amazon.

7:33 It comes with wipes, emergency underwear. I think even like a little spray of something maybe some maybe some aniseptic for your hands as well. So if you know, and it says on there, you never trust a fart and sometimes it gets the best of us, even though you know we know better. You can actually carry around a sharp survival kit and it's real. It's on Amazon. Yeah, let me know how that works out for you. I have something similar to that already in my car. Really, Yeah, I got the whites in the spare underpants. You know what, When I was younger, I always thought it was a good idea to keep a change of clothes in the car, And even today, I'll occasionally keep a pair of pants in my car, not for sharp reasons, but because sometimes I have to go to a because I file marriage licenses, and the courthouse in Saint Thomas is formal. They make you wear pants and stuff. They don't like you going in there and flip flops and you know, trunks. So I keep a pair of pants in the car in case I have to do like a quick marriage license run. But in general, I think it's smart to just keep like an extra shirt and shorts in the car, just in general. But yeah, that also works for it, Jerry, And just in case you go you know, oopsies.

8:47 I find that very strange that they make you wear pants in the courthouse to file marriage licenses on an island, but in Dallas you can wear cutofs and flip flops and they don't care. It's an odd time. It's an odd one world where I live. That you're for the most part. You do you actually have to go into a court. No, And that's what's so silly about it. I'm just going to like the family court cashier window thing. I'm not going into any court. I'm not appearing into with any judge or anything. But if they don't for whatever reason, And it depends on the day because depending on the day you go, you get a different security guard who's uh checking, who's running security at the door. So you might get one person who's very formal. It's like, no, you got to get out of here. You got to go change, Like I'm not going to court. I'm just going to the window to file a light. No, you have to have the dress code, like god, damn, okay, fine, And then there's other people like there's one guy like I swear he's half caging. You can't understand anything he says and he'ays like, go ahead, but I have to know what day I'm going depending on what I'm wearing. Anyway, I'm glad you have not pooped yourself today. Congratulations, celebrate the small victories. There is a viral story going around that we need to address. I said a couple of weeks ago here on the show that while we focus on the stupid, the silly, the inane news of the world, right,

10:20 we love a good funny Florida news story. We love a viral video that we get to make fun of, funny news, viral stories, all that. Kind of stuff. But to the best of our ability, we will not spread misinformation. Every story we talk about in here is, as much as I can tell, verified and true, not made up. And there are some accounts on social media it's hard to tell. So recently, I saw a post on Instagram that said, pay thirteen thousand dollars and reset your body count to zero at a very exclusive resort.

11:01 You go through some spiritual ceremony and for thirteen thousand dollars, they will reset your body count to zero. And we're not talking about like the hymen replacement that was. In voting. No, no, this is not a reattachment of anything down there. This is purely a spiritual thing. They like, pour some water on you, kind of like a cleansing thing for your body. But no, there's no reattachment of anything. Like a slut wash. Yes, exactly, Trey. Now they don't market it as such, but yeah, pay thirteen thousand dollars, fly to Brazil, walk out with your body count reset to zero. Sounds really interesting if, like Trey says, you're in need of a slutwash.

11:53 And multiple posts on the Internet with millions of views claimed that women were traveling to a mysterious body count recovery center in Brazil, where an expensive spiritual ritual could supposedly wipe away their sexual history, and as expected, the internet exploded. Some people laughed, others were furious. Many actually believed it. But there's a major problem with this. Every part of the story is false. It's not real. It's not a thing. No photos on I know. Imagine that someone's just taking Yeah something online wasn't real, but tons of people have fallen for it. Uh. The photo that is common in these posts comes from a Balinese Hindu ritual thing that has nothing to do with resetting your sexual history. It's completely different. It's a religious thing, has nothing to do with your you're, you're, you're, you're, you're weaning or your vagina. But again, it's the Internet. People believe lots of stuff. They see a headline and next thing you know, they're like, oh my god, this is a real thing. But it's not. So if you see this, it is not real. And here's something else. I don't know why I have a bone to pick on this, but I just do. There's no such thing as reclaiming your body count. There's no such thing as reclaiming your virginity.

13:22 There's no such thing as resetting your body count to zero through some spiritual cleansing. And here's why someone else is part of that equation. Right. If we share a pizza and I give you a slice of my pizza, and you eat that slice of pizza, and I then can't later years down the line, reclaim my slice of pizza that I've already given away and you've already eaten. It's impossible unless there's such a way to erase the memory of anyone I have shared my pizza slice with.

14:06 It's silly to reclaim or reset your body count to zero. It's impossible because somebody else was there for it. I mean, maybe it might make you feel good, right to you know, be baptized in a slut wash like Trey mentioned, or you go to some Polynesian resort and somehow they you know, put some holy water on you, or someone spit salt on you, or you know, does a sage sweep or something. It might make you feel better. But unless the other person that was involved, or hundreds of people in some cases, unless you're erasing their memory of it, it's not actually gone.

14:54 I mean, unless it was unless it was on video prove it. The other person could be lying. You know, a good a good whore. Detail might just you know, clingse you have all these problems. No, it's not because if someone else was involved, and you're right, I hadn't even thought about the video aspect. Not only is the other person or person's memories involved in this whole scenario, some of these people probably got picks and videos of it. So unless you can erase all that stuff, you're really not reclaiming anything, and you're absolutely not resetting the zero. I mean I think you can. Unless it was anal then I think you.

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18:33 Let's celebrate today with some birthdays. I'm honestly it's still shocked that it's like already in July. I just. Birthdays today. Ice skating legend Johnny Weir he is forty two. Three time US national champion and beloved Olympic commentator. Johnny Weir is forty two. Yeah he he is as gay as a goose. But if you ever watch he and Terry Lepinsk's stuff, yes they are funnier than hell. Yeah, she's the straight man. Yeah, it's it's it's great in more waste than one. Happy birthday to Johnny were forty two. And that was interesting because it even like growing up as a kid, I didn't I never really under like when I'm really little and we would watch Olympic stuff a lot. We love the Olympics in our house and watching figure skating. I didn't understand, you know, like straight gay when you're single digits that that just when I was growing up in rural local home I didn't think about that sort of thing.

19:46 That also wasn't in our age in the eighties, as you know, especially that that wasn't something that was discussed. No, and and like like Brian Boyitano is like in fact, like god, it's an amazing figure skater. Then years later he was gay, and then you're just like really, then you get older and you're like, well, obviously. Well in fact they had to hide it. I mean that was you weren't going to get any marketing deals from you know, skating to I mean, Greg Lugainis always comes mine as someone who you know, multi I believe when multiple multiple goals and diving, but it wasn't until the way after he retired that he was.

20:26 Able to come out. Uh. And his birthday was yesterday, and Carl Lewis also gave I don't know, I just feel like, well maybe if he is cool, if he's not, my apologies, Uh. But yeah, it's like Brian Motona will find out. It's like okay, Whereas like you're right, when we were kids, that sort of stuff wasn't discussed. Meanwhile, we get to adulthood and then there's Johnny Weir. It's just all of it right there in front of you. Lewis has a wife, So.

21:09 My bad. I for some reason I thought maybe I'm confusing him with somebody else. My bad, mister Lewis. Happy birthday, and I hope you're very happy with your wife. Johnny Weir, though is not married to a lady. He is forty two today. Happy birthday, Johnny. Other birthdays today, Grammy winning music art never mind, never mind altogether. Yeah, Okay. Michelle Branch, she is forty three today, Happy birthday to her. I remember who was it? Oh, it was there was. I remember one time she came through the radio station years ago when we were at CBS Radio, the old one and a half story building in a sink hold just outside of downtown Dallas station when we were at Live one O five three in our sister station was Hot Slash Wild one hundred.

22:00 Michelle Branch came through and our imaging guy, Ricky had the biggest crush on her. And man, you talk about a guy that was on cloud nine all day because he knew because when the big artists would come through, they have to go into the production studio and record liners. That was his big day because she was going to have to come in and record with him, and oh man, I remember how excited he was for that day. Oh random story. I know. Happy birthday, Michelle Branch here forty three other birthdays today. Some really big names here. Ashley Tisdale from the High School Musical franchise. She is forty one, star of Mean Girls, The Parent Trap, and Freaky Friday and in the middle of a Hollywood comeback. Lindsay Lohan turns forty today is kind of I mean, she's not in jail. There was a commercial she did. It was a Super Bowl commercial or something like that. I think it was last year.

23:02 I don't remember what it was for, but I remember she was in it, and she looked good. She looked healthy, she wasn't behind bars, and her performance was really really good, like all right, good for her. I mean she was having a moment I feel like a year or two ago, and yeah, she did. She looks I think she's sober and she looks a lot better. Her acting still atrocious. The thing I saw her and she was really good. Granted it was a thirty second commercial, and then I think they just did a new Freaky Friday. So that's what I mean by sort of a Hollywood comeback is like, I think they just did a new one with her and Jamie Lee Curtiz, and then like a third so it's now like three layers of freaky Friday stuff you get.

23:45 Yeah, I believe it bombed too, but. It well, of course, we're we're all middle aged men. It's not like we were lining up at that theater or got that on our save for Later watch list. It may have bombed. I have no IDEA couple of wrestling birthdays today. Brett the Hitman Heart is sixty nine. Owen Hart. Today is his birthday, but he passed away back in nineteen ninety nine. Was he the one that he would have been? Sixty one?

24:26 One of wrestling's most gifted performers until he wasn't rest in piece Owhenhart. So there you have it. There are your birthdays today Inside the Treehouse. Lindsay Lohan forty, Michelle Branch forty three. Oh actually I forgot what my bad, my bad? The big Name today turning thirty six, Oscar nominated actress and producer known for I Tanya, The Wolf of Wall Street and Barbie Margot Robbie is thirty six today. I would have thought years older than that. For some reason, I'm with you. I don't know why. I was thinking probably like early forties as well. But yeah, no, she's thirty six today. So happy birthday, Margot, Robbie and everyone else, and that today's your birthday. Happy birthday. All right, let's dive into some serious news here, Trey. You mentioned earlier how excited you were that you did not poop your pants a couple of times today, and I'm happy for you, I genuinely am, especially because apparently there is an explosive diarrhea strain spreading throughout.

25:33 The United States. Oh joy. Yeah, this is one of those things that makes me wonder. It's like how anti mask so many people were during COVID and CDC government can't tell me to wear a mask. Well, what if I tell you that there's a really contagious explosive diarrhea strain, give me the mask unless you just really want to be, you know, in the bathroom for a solid day or so. The CDC seeks source of parasitic outbreak link to explosive diarrhea in multiple states from News Nation, The CDC is working to find the source of a parasitic illness spreading across the country. At least one hundred and forty five cases of cyclopsoriasis psychiclos pariasis I didn't take Latin, you can tell has been reported across seventeen states. Twenty people have been hospitalized after suffering severe symptoms. Public health teams are investigating several clusters of cases reported in New York, Illinois, and Texas. Lucky all of us right.

26:39 And if it's parasitic, a mask would do no nothing for it. Mr. Put it on your butt. I'm just making an analogy tray. You know it's called a diaper, Dan sure, whatever keeps the cooties out. New York has been hit the hardest, with thirty one to eighty people sickened there since the outbreak began. Other states linked to the outbreak include Alaska, Colorado, Connecticut, Florida, Georgia, Louisiana, Massachusetts, New Jersey, North Carolina, Ohio, Pennsylvania, Tennessee, Virginia, and Wisconsin. Cyclos soriasis cyclos sporias, I bet that's it. Cyclos Pariasis whatever is a type of food poisoning caused by a parasite, and my thumb just hit a pop up at hang on saying people usually become infected from eating contaminated food or water. While it is not usually life threatening, people can't experience severe symptoms, including cramps, nausea, fatigue, and vomiting.

27:39 Most commonly reported symptom is watery diarrhea with frequent, sometimes explosive bowel movements. That's directly from the CDC. Direct quote from the CDC. Sometimes explosive bowel movements. Wow, if it's not treat with antibiotics. That can last anywhere from a few days to over a month, and then symptoms can also go away and return multiple times. This sounds awful, Jesus Christ. CDC says there's a higher risk of infection when living in or traveling to tropical or subtropical regions. Oh, I might be patients here.

28:21 In this outbreak, only forty five people reported traveling outside the US before becoming six, leading health officials to believe the cause is food born, but the source is unknown. Twenty twenty six explosive diarrhea? Anyone have that on their BINGO card this year? No? But we should. I guess you should every year, right, you know, e COLEI or whatever? Yeah? What was it? Did the hint of virus scare. Did that finally go away from a couple of weeks ago. Yeah, I feel like we were getting lucky on some of these things. I don't know how.

29:02 There's outbreaks every year have been Yeah, we just. Keep on trucking. Well, I mean, you want to get on the nitty gritty, there's they the crappy reaction to COVID. They're never going to be able to do a lockdown again or anything else. So right, right, I always think about that when people say you said just stay home and it was gonna go away, and it didn't. It's like, well, a lot of us didn't really stay home. I didn't know the bar down the street from our house, you know, because a lot of small businesses were in trouble of going under, right, because they couldn't have customers.

29:45 In a lot a lot of them, they didn't go under. Yeah, yes they did. Favorite places are gone. COVID was the greatest transfer of wealth of our lifetime. And the that that small business bar down the street, the reason why they were able to stay open and was partly just because they were just trying to stay underneath the radar with the health department at the time was you could go into an establishment if you were picking up a to go order, right, So all of a sudden, lots of us were picking up to gol orders from our favorite bar down the streets. And then and then you had to wait for the food if you if you went in and ordered it, you could actually sit there and wait for your food, especially if you had a bag of chips in front of you.

30:28 So we're just we had a great time, completely against all the rules and regulations, but we got stirt crazy. M M. Anyway, be careful what you eat. There's a really bad poopy virus going around. Wonderful. Yeah. Meanwhile, in Mexico there's a batman. This might be and this is and this is difficult to do because over the last week we've had some really good stories. This might be my favorite story of the week. A Mexican batman is duct taping motorcycle thieves to lamp posts. It's wonderful. I just love this story so much. H Mexico has a real life batman hunting down thieves at night. A vigilante known as the Batman of Lagos de Moreno has gone viral after catching alleged motorcycle thieves and duct taping them to lamp.

31:29 Posts across Jalisco. At least five suspected thieves have been restrained to poles over the past ten days, some of their mouths taped and signs labeling them as thieves. I mean, these are thorough duct tape jobs. By the way, these guys they are not getting out. Authorities are investigating and say those found tied up are being treated as victims classic please have added the vigilante to a wanted list and are also looking into whether multiple people are behind the incident. So not just a batman, but perhaps bat people also known as Jerry League of Shadows.

32:13 Oh, I was picking the bat family, but that's not the okay, fine bat family. This is a Mexican bat Fani. They're running aund and picking up motorcycle thieves and they're duck taping them the lamp posts. I'm a full support of this. I am in full support of vigilante justice. Let's give it a shot. Yeah, maybe the Mexican authorities can catch them, because I mean, god knows, they can't catch a cartel. No shit. That mixes it's like, and of course it's such a Mexican thing to do. It's like all these drugs, all the drug problems and everything. It's like, Oh, we can't do anything about that. It's just too crazy. And then you get a Mexican batman running around picking up motorcycle thieves, duct taping him the lamp posts, and all of a sudden, the Mexican police go, hey, you can't do that. It's a batman or man. Maybe catch a fucking crocodile off the coast.

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34:30 Thank you very much. Jerry. You have entered a not so exclusive club, but it is a I mean, there's lots of people that are in this organization that you have recently joined. It's just not what a lot of people talk about because they feel shame in it. Yeah. I understand, and I'm really I'm struggling with it because I shouldn't. What club did you join? AARP? Don't be a shamed man. There's some good stuff in there. Treys an art member. He loves it. Yeah, you know, I mean you're kind of late to the party.

35:15 I think Trey signed up like as soon as he got that first mailer. Well, I mean, technically I've been a member of AARP before. But that was for a that was that was that was for a bit for my internet TV show. Oh okay, they sent me a card by accident. I was like, I was thirty four and they sent me a card for ARP. So I called was like, hey, we're gonna like call him a column on it, and they're like, well, we sent you the card. There's space for you if you want to join. So I don't even think you really have to be fifty to join anymore. I think it's whatever. Back then you did, But no, I don't think you do. Yeah, yeah, that's It's been an interesting topic we've had here on the show a couple of times. And I believe uh Raj obviously when he was still alive, he joined well before he was fifty because he was like all about the discounts and you know, the early bird specials and getting in early. I was always under the impression you had to be fifty to join AARP, and they would as soon as you would turn like forty nine and a half, they would send you your invitation that you could go ahead and get processed, so that way you'd be in by the time you were.

36:20 Fifty's that's that's what they did for me. And you know, I mean, I've been alive for half a century. I guess that's worth fifty percent off Monster yogurt once a year. Absolutely take it up for a spin. Yep. Good prescription benefits, get good deals on rental cars, some hotels. Yeah, that those are the things I'm looking forward to using. You really had, like it's there. I mean it's It's not like Social Security where you pay into it forever and you may or may not get any of it. At least with AARP you join, you can actually enjoy the benefits right bucks a year, Like right now I'm working out at the Rockland County YMCA and Tara and I are I believe are two of the youngest members.

37:11 But it's good. It's a good deal. Why not. Don't feel shame. In fact, I'll get you. Do they have merch? They have like an AARP shirt like I'm an ARP, you're an ARP. I'm an ARP. I haven't seen merch. I haven't seen a merch store, but it wouldn't surprise me. They need to flip that around, cause I think there is like a certain amount of shame, like people saying, oh, I'm old. It's like who cares, especially when people are age like you're in aarp and we all, honestly, we all look really good for our ages. It's like I think back, like I saw I saw a sad story earlier today that Danny Glover has been diagnosed with Alzheimer's, And I remember the very first lethal weapon when he was turning fifty, and he's saying that throughout the entire movie, I'm too old for this shit. He was only fifty.

38:02 I don't think he was fifty then, Like that was just on screen. I think he was in his thirties at the time. I think you may be right, but his character was turning fifty, and back then it was like nineteen eighty eight. I think when that came out, and I'm eight years old, Trey, you were only a few years older than that, I mean fifty back then to us seemed like, oh my god, that's ancient. Now that we're all pretty much here, man, we all look good for the age. Wilford Brimley was fifty when he did Cocoon. Actually I think he's forty nine. That's wow. Stuns me. I know the Golden Girls. The Golden Girls were in their late forties early fifties. That that I think the Arthur was the oldest one, right, she may have been, I know, as still Getty was the youngest, yet she was the one that portrayed the oldest.

38:53 But yeah, I mean, it's like we all have like this idea of what old looks like when we're young, and then we hit that age. I mean, honestly, it's like I go back, like if I was looking at a photo of like my dad or my grandfather at the same age, like we're doing something right in this world because we all look better than our parents did at this age. I think, well, yeah. Our parents have been in grandparents and they got in their fifties, they were in rocking chairs and you know, basically just getting old and waiting to die. That's true because they could all afford to retire there it is none of us. None of us can. Yet. I gotta stay young and supple so I can keep working. Yes, Jerry, you gotta. You gotta make sure you stay supple. Hey maen uh, all right, speaking of hang on, hang on one second, and speaking of dads and grandparents, Trey, you sent me this earlier this week, and I think you are right. I do believe that this is the dad of the year. So in this little incident that we were going to witness, here, a police officer in the in broad daylight is on the side of a road and a white Mustang flies by speeding and he's trying to flag it down to get it to stop and pull over. It does not.

40:15 Yeah, he steps out in the mid in the road to get it to stop. Yeah, stop, stop, and then a white Mustang just flies by. Nice sounding mustang, by the way, and then the video cuts to a young lady walking towards the officer who's wearing a body cam. A young lady wearing workout clothes walking out of a garage because the officer, I guess had enough to see her license plate and tracked her down. Uh, I don't she hadn't workout clothes or is that just an her every day is attire? One hundred percent sure. I've been wondering that. I think she might have heels on.

40:56 It looks like she's wearing Chucks well athletes or whatever. She'd look either she's working out or she's going to she was going to get coffee. Either way, she's in she's in some ath leisure in the garage. The police officer tracks her down and he says, get over here. Do I look familiar? She says, yeah, kind of. Change whind your back were flinging a witting law enforcement. I talked to him. This is great. So he cuffs her in front of her own garage and she's sitting and out of the kindness of his heart, he allows her to call daddy. She's got friends or there's like a grandmar there's a couple other people in the garage, and they allow her to call daddy. And the officers like, let me talk to him, let me tell him what you've done career.

41:49 So literally, I'm in the middle of the road done before a uniform police officer telling her to stop. Not only does she not even reply the break, she rapidly sorry, it's away from from me. Okay on the phone, you're it's my favorite part because you're like, okay, what which direction is Daddy going to go? Here? Okay? So wait and it was a double yellow line. So I'm shouldn't up because I didn't keep whyet quiet? Why you'll stay in that place for a week? Listen to me? Do you hear me? Yeah? I mean, you're being cocky, You're not even being polite. Do you not even us a manner that this has been the entire time, sir? I know that's what I don't give whether.

42:30 It's just totally ridiculous. So you don't understand what you just did? I do? Oh you do? Do you? I really don't think she does, because what the officer straight up tells her at the beginning, and I'll let you let you hear it again, back law enforcement under arrest for fleeing and evading law enforcement. That is a felony in the state of Florida where this happened. So you go from what would have been a simple, you know, ticket for whatever it was at first, to an honest to god Florida felony. So when dad says, I don't think you do understand what you've done, I don't think she does.

43:18 Bravo for a parent actually knowing their kids an asshole and not just going not my kid, mm hm hmm. And that's what's said. This has gone viral because it's a parent holding their children accountable for their actions, as opposed to blaming whatever authority figure is causing trouble with the family. Yeah, I mean, you're being cocky. You're not even being played. This has been the entire time, sir. I know, and that's what I. Don't give whether it's just totally ridiculous, so you. Don't understand what you just did? Do oh you do? Do you stop? Stop?

44:00 I mean at a certain point she doesn't because the officer called or spoke to the father. I don't know if she actually was full on arrested, booked into jail and has been charged. I'm assuming it stopped short of that, it did there there's more to that that. The video has been out for a while and it was one of those things where after she got called out, officer told her exactly what she was in for, explained to her the whole fell anything, and her dad told her that there was some other things, some other punishments coming at home. She flipped one hundred and eighty degrees and everything was yes, sir, and she starts putting on the southern charm and being so nice and sweet to the officer and just everything one hundred and eighty degrees at the end of the At the end of the video, I.

44:54 Have a feeling the officer more than anything, being that he he knew he realized that Dad was going to get after her, was probably less inclined to haul her to jail. Yeah, and again lucky her. Mm because on one hand, I'm sure she's embarrassed, not just in the moment but now because the video's exploded. I'm sure she's embarrassed. But it's better to have to deal and suffer with a little bit of online embarrassment than to have to go through the judicial system being charged with a felony in Florida.

45:38 Mm hmm. And I'm sure she'd be popular in jail. Mugshasts live forever, Yes they do. Just ask Nick Nick Nulty. Thank you for hanging out with us inside the Treehouse this week. If you loved it, do us a favor, like it to share it, follow it all the things, and together we can grow the Treehouse Show. You can also check us out on social media and YouTube. The handle is the same for both of those, all of those at Treehouse on Air, at Treehouse on Air for social media and YouTube. For those of you that are super plus subscribers on Patreon, that's where we are going next.

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