July 30, 2025

Carmen and Lupita | Wednesday July 30, 2025

Carmen and Lupita | Wednesday July 30, 2025
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Today's show is a doozy. We start off today by talking about that horrible moment when you crap your pants, then we talk about peeing in the pool, and then we learn about conjoined twins Carmen and Lupita and the show derails, we also discuss old fitness fads, and then learn about Johnny Turnip and what he accuses Donald Trump of doing. But first, Birthdays!

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It is time to believe your warriors outside and laugh with

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us inside the treehouse. I'm Daniel Mallley along with Trade

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Trendholme and Raj Sharma. Today is Wednesday, July thirtieth, two

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thousand and one. Five As an adult? Do you still

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pee in the pool? Trey all the time? Got a boy, Raj?

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What about you? You're an adult? Do you still pee

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in the pool?

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I never have.

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Never. Never, Well, Son, you ain't lived.

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Don't they have some kind of chemical that can like

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turn a different color if you do?

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Now, that's just what they tell you in swim school.

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Oh well, I believed it, so that's why I never

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did it.

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I did two one time. I think it was was

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it third grade? It was the summer either between third

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grade or fourth grade, I can't remember which. I was

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doing swim lessons and the place where I was doing

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the swim lessons told us they said, all right, look

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all your little bastard kids. Don't know why they looked

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at me when they said that, even though it was accurate.

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What they said was, look, this pool has the chemical

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in it, so if you pee, that's gonna you know,

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all your pepee cloud's gonna turn colors and everyone's gonna

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know you peed in a pool. And I'm pretty sure

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that's just a myth. I don't even think that substance

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actually exists. Granted, it did have a hell of an appearance,

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and I believe it was The Grown Ups Movie or

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Grown Ups to Forget which because I didn't see either

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of them. But I have seen that scene, so that

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kept me from peeing in that particular pool.

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Almost never.

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I just I squeaked out a tester at one point.

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That has been a wives tale they have been telling

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the kids. I'm pretty sure since swimming pools were invented.

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Never never bet in a pool, never poop my pants,

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any of that.

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Well, that's because you're not a white guy trying Indian food.

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As a white guy who's tried Indian food, that's happened

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to me.

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The first time was the first time and your body adjusted.

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No, no, no, that was it was later.

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Okay, yeah, gotcha, Yeah, I've never done that.

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You've never had the just let out a little bit

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of a fart and all of a sudden you're like, oops.

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Nope, then you don't know true betrayal from your body.

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I don't care if you've had a GIRLD friend or

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wife cheat on you. It is not the same as

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when your body betrays you, when you think it's a

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fart and and it and stuff comes out. That is

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the ultimate betrayal.

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I don't even know how I would feel at that moment, betrayed, betrayed,

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not even but I would feel bad for myself. I'm like,

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what do I you should You're like, this is horrible.

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I can't even trust myself.

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Yeah, but what do you Okay, So what do you

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do in that situation?

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Well, it's where you are, exactly. It's all situational based.

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It depends on where you are, what your resources are.

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Is there a bathroom around? Do you have pair an

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additional like you have spare pants? Can There's so many factors.

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RAJ. Are you at a TJ Max? Is that.

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Is that?

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Yeah? Yeah, I can't imagine.

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How many other how many other stalls are around you?

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If you even are near a bathroom when it happens.

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Oh man, what if you're in the car.

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It gives you a lot of time to ponder, ponder.

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Life and hopefully you're by yourself.

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Is that what they call it? Sit and stew.

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You're contemplating all your life decisions at that point.

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Yeah, yeah, and you should because everything that happened in

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your life has led you to the point where you're

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sitting in the car and you've pooed yourself accidentally. I

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hope it was accidental, and it really is true. Everything

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you've done in your life led you to that moment

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right then and there, to where you would poop your

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pants in a car, and now you got to sit

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in it for a while.

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And you throw everything away, right like those genes never

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get used again, or those underwear never get used again, right.

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Again.

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It depends, which ironically would have helped if you had

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some of those. But if you're wearing underwear, then perhaps

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that can contain, so you don't ruin the pants or

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whatever that you're wearing outside of that. But it also

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depends on the kind of undwearing worrying. If you're wearing boxers,

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it may not matter.

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Yeah, do you want it to contain?

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Well, it depends on the pants. I mean, how much

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do I like those pants? Do they still make those pants?

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Do I own another pair of those pants in a

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different color? Where I could? You know, it'd be fine

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if they had to be thrown away, But I mean again,

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it all just depends.

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So you have poo pants, Well.

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You make it sound like those are the pants I

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wear intentionally to pooh in them.

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No, they're well you have pants that you pooed in.

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Shorts?

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Yes, oh, we can't be friends anymore.

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They're clean.

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Oh okay, never, they'll never be.

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I am not forever sullied. I just I just have

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really interesting stories, and so does Trey. We because Trey

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and I just because because that has happened to us,

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we have a level of character that you don't possess yet.

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Raj, That's true.

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I agree, because I'm assuming that as a child you

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pooed your pants, But when you do it as an adult,

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it's a totally different thing. And when it happens to you,

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and it will, you will join a very sad club.

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In your mind. You realize that when you play This

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is your Life, this is going to be an episode

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that really stands out.

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No, that really would have.

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That really would have made that show so much better,

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because I really feel like your your life is not

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well rounded without at least one of those incidents.

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I don't, okay, not even as a kid, I didn't.

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It didn't happen to me as a child.

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I mean as a as a baby when you wearing diapers. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

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that happens.

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Outside of that now. Yeah.

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It really is an interesting thing that as a fully

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formed human, that's.

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You know, toilet a very odd sensation.

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Sometimes your body just revolts and there's nothing you can

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really do about it. It's just a matter of Okay,

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where am I and what are my options. There was

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one time I think I was let's see, let me

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go back here. I think I was eleven. I'll go,

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I'll go. I'll say I was eleven years old. I

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was visiting my grandfather in Oklahoma, and I went to

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my old elementary school to play on the playground. And

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I don't know what I ate earlier that day or

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the night before, but it decided it wanted to see

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the light of day, and it didn't care what I wanted.

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And the school was locked down. I couldn't go in there.

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There were no port of bodies or anything. So I

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did the only thing I could do, and that was

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go along the hedgerow of bushes next to the sea

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saw and well leave my stamp on my old elementary school.

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Wow, Okay, I'm learning so much about you.

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That I'm willing to share too much with you too.

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I think Taco Bell was involved in yours multiple meals.

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Yeah, yeah, that'll do. Okay, Wow, yeah, no, I I

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just you can't run. You can't you can't go to

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there's no you can't.

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Run because if you try to run, then it's gonna

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make it worse and you will have to throw away.

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Those This isn't a deal where you had warning.

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This is okay.

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In my experience, it was, you know, you just thought

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you were gonna let out a little bit of a

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fart and and then things go, you know, real quick.

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Yep, there's and yeah, that doesn't give you an option.

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It's just like okay, here we go.

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Yeah, and you're sitting in your car and you're like,

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I'm forty nine years old and I just craped myself.

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on Air, subscribe to Treehouse Plus today. I just realized

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that in that last segment we talked an awful lot

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about going to the bathroom in our pants, and it

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all originated with me asking, as adults, do you guys

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ever pee in the pool? I never even gave you

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any more context beyond the question. I just asked a question.

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The next thing, you know, try and are talking about

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taco bell pants running down our leg and in the

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middle of six thirty five. So let's go back to

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the original question. Do as an adult, have you peed

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in a pool?

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Tray?

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I'm sure at some point yes, Okay, Roj, No, never

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peed in the pool, you claim?

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All right.

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The reason I ask is because in a recent survey,

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fifty three percent of American adults admit they have eat

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in a pool. Fifty three percent of Americans admit they've

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peed in the pool as an adult. I would claim

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one percent of those people are liars.

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Why is that?

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Because it feels so good, Raj, do you pee in

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the shower?

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No, that's gross, that's efficient, It's going to the same place, Raj.

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I don't know why I don't know why people have

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such a hard time. I don't know why people look

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down their noses at someone that that goes T T

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in the shower.

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Oh, I don't. I'm not judging you. I just I

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just don't do it. I just find the double I'd

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have to wash the tub afterwards.

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We're not talking about waffle stomping here. It's just going

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number one.

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Okay, I can't do it.

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What are you eating that you think you're yurine? Is

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that filthy?

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What's up?

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You just just constantly eat a spare? I guess what's

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the deal.

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Isn't the toilet next to your tub? Yeah?

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Usually?

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So, then why wouldn't you just do that?

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Saving water?

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H that's right?

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Saving water? Sure, okay, gotcha. That's a very interesting way

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to conserve stuff.

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But it is no, I've never every time you flush

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a toilet, I mean, that's a lot of water that

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goes down there with it.

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Yeah, but there's more water coming out of the shower

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than in the toilet, like.

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Not in not not per second, isn't like in the

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It's goal in a matter of seconds when you flush

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the toilet, it's like ten twenty gallons of go down. Yeah, yeah, anyway.

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Fifty three percent of Americans admit they've peed in the

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pool as an adult. Twenty three percent also claimed they

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would not report a Code Brown in a community or

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hotel pool because it could lead to the pool being

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temporarily closed down. That's just weird to me.

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I don't understand that.

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Then now they don't say it's their Code Brown, just

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somebody else's. So you would just casually just kind of

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push that floater on by or maybe try to guide

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it into the skimmer and not tell anyone because you

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don't want the pool to get closed. Dude, that's nasty.

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If I saw Code Brown, it's gonna look like Caddyshack.

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It is gonna look like yeah, yeah, yeah, And I'll

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be two people that have walked on water in history,

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be me and Jesus. Maybe that's why Jesus did it

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his time. Maybe he saw duty in the water. He

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was just snorkeling in the sea a galilee and gow.

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That made a miracle happen.

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Look look at that boy run.

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Oh no, I can't even That's just so gross. And

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now I want to shower and and maybe peeing it.

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I don't know.

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Let's you got a shot you might, I'd enjoy it.

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I don't think so.

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Okay, are you gotta do is.

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A little warm water? Let it run over your handle

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for a little while. You'll you'll, you'll get the feeling.

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Uh so.

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Yeah.

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Twenty three percent of people say they would not report

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a Code brown in a community or hotel pool because

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it might lead to the pool being temporarily closed down.

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And in addition to that, fourteen percent of swimmers say

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they would personally remove the pool to avoid a shut down.

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Well, who is that dedicated to swimming?

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I don't know. Also, how good is that pool at

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the Lakita? I mean I've I've seen some pretty nice

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resort style of pools, but not a I haven't loved

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any enough where it's like, you know what, I got it,

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I'll take care of you.

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You could shut the building down, I wouldn't care.

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Let just bring on the bring on the wrecking ball,

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take down the whole, take down the whole hotel.

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Yeah, what happened the pool? Why is it on fire?

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That's why although your rio tray would be very committed

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of someone to swimming that if they find a human

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pool in the pool that they decide to run over

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to the little dog park that's also on the property

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of the hotel. Grab a baggie, go back to the pool.

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Grab it.

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Yeah, that's weird, it's gross.

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And let's be honest, the pools that hotels are not

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typically very large. So if you see, you're gonna see it.

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And then you're gonna see and if the person is

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really that committed to keeping the pool open for everyone

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that they want to handle the dukie themselves, well I

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would notice that.

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Yeah, you'd see that person. You would never make eye

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contact with them again, but you wouldn't see them.

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As many times I will say this, I mean as

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many times as we've been to the Foe in Dallas,

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the Fraternal Order of Eagles pool, as many times as

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we've been there, I'm surprised I haven't seen a code Brown.

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Yeah, because there's there's a bunch of kids that come

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out there as well.

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Yes, kid, Honestly, the kids aren't the ones I'm worried about.

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I'm worried about you two.

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I'm worried about the guy that's slamming Jager non stop

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and made three trips to the to the burger shack.

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Oh a Yager pool. Yeah.

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Also in this new survey about swimming in summer, which

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is really glorious for us. Sixty three percent of frequent

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swimmers say they regularly eat or drink while in the pool,

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which to some may seem harmless, but it often leaves

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behind crumbs, spills, and sticky residues. Just don't eat the jello. Also,

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forty eight percent of people say they regularly use pools

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to rinse dirt or sand from their bare feet or sandals.

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Learning so much about my federal man, that's just rude.

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I'll beautiful, but I'll wash my feet off before I

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get Not a barbarian, dude.

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I'm right there with you. I think that makes total sense.

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Just be on your feet. That's that's weird. Rush, Oh

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that's gross.

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Okay, there's a footpath right there next to the toilet.

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Today is Wednesday, July thirty, twenty twenty five. I'm Daniel Malley,

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along with Trade Trenholm and Raj Sharma in a story

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that I'm sure is going to rock the tree House

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to its core. Conjoined twins Carmen and Lupita have lived

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their entire lives connected at the Torso, but in twenty

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twenty four, Carmen made headlines when she married her longtime

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boyfriend Daniel the twist. Lupita, who shares organs with her

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conjoined sister, made it clear she's not in the relationship

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and still considers herself single. So you know, if you're looking,

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Lupita is still single, are you guys?

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Okay? Now, how conjoined are they?

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And where at the Torso Torso?

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Yeah?

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At the Torso So it's it's the chest. They're they're,

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they're they're They're connected at the chest and they share organs.

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One of them got married last year, but the other

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one swears no, no, no, I am still single and

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ready to mingle.

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Uh.

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The couple slash trio say they have found a dynamic

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that works and refuse to let outsiders define what's normal.

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Carmen calls it love, Lupita calls it independence. HM Online

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it sparked a global conversation about consent, identity and what

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it really means to share your life with someone.

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Yeah, okay that, how do you do that? I need

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to talk to this Daniel. Guy's good.

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It's a good question to have. I'm with you that

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a lot have it, which is how.

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Yeah, that's it. I mean it's an easy, I guess

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easy threesome. There's too many jokes here, that's the it is.

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But here's the thing. I feel like this is a

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genie and a bottle granting wishes that have gone awry,

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Like like a guy finds the genie in the sand,

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or find a guy finds a bottle and he rubs

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the lamp. That's what it's. Sorry, guy finds the lamp

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and he rubs it. Genie pops out and says, I'm

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gonna give you three wishes, and one of the first

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ones the guy says, I want two checks at the

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same time, and the genie says, okay, but you probably

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should have tailored your question a little more carefully because

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I'm going to throw you a click ball, are you

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not please? There's two of them, here. Sure they're connected

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at the chest.

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What happens if what's a Lupita?

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Carmen and Lupita?

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What happens if decides to go through a study phase?

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Good for Daniel? Yeah, well, I don't know's that's cheap?

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I guess I don't know. I saw the on what

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was it TLC or something that the other girls that

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I had the two heads or whatever it is, and

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they finish their own sentences. It's so weird, like I

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can't even imagine. And they're married, so I can't imagine

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how that works.

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I really don't know either. It's just really I mean,

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we all have questions, and I really feel like we

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all are wondering the same thing.

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I mean, if one of them gets pregnant, do you

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know who the father is?

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I'd have more questions if you didn't.

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I mean, if they you know, had a wild night. Yeah,

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there's a lot of questions.

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Maybe you're right. I really don't know.

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They're good looking.

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I mean, I'm going to show you. I think I

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found a photo. Hear me, so I can show this

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to you guys, maybe just a second here. Uh, So

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they are connected at the torso they have two heads,

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but outside of that, every all the other appinages seem

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to be quote unquote normal. They got two arms, two legs,

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So I'm I'm guessing the downstairs area is a shared space.

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I don't know.

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I mean, do you do? You do? You have to, like,

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you know, put it on your calendar like they do.

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They they have like a a Google calendar for their privates.

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You know, who gets time?

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Oh that's a good question. Well not only that, but

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when it comes time, you know, for the one that's

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married to the guy, when it's time for them to

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be romantic with one another, the other one claims independence

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and is not a part of it. So then do

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you just like cover her with a sheet? I mean what,

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I don't I don't know how.

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I mean, I mean, if you do a really good job,

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do they both scream?

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What?

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Who makes that top? That's all I'm looking at.

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That's that's grandma. That's that's grandma. Was Jesus she's met.

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That's that's custom. That's called the spoke.

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That's a really niche audience.

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It really is, it really is. Yeah. But I will

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say that I'm happy that Daniel and which oneman is

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it Carmen? The one that he married. Yeah, uh yeah,

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Loupita is the one that is single. Carmen is married.

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Doggie Stoyle's gotta be really awkward.

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Who do you walk out on in the morning, you guys?

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I mean there, what if the single one wants to sabotage?

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Who's the single one?

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I think it's the one on the right one, I

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really do.

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I think it's the one on the right, since that

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at a bar, you want to talk to the one

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on the right.

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Well, at some point, I'm curious. I'm curious how how

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they all met, because Daniel and Carmen had are now married,

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at some point had to meet, and at some point

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someone had to say that they were interested or not.

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Like Daniel approaches them as like hi does does Lupitia

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immediately say no? And Carmen's like yes.

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I guess they said at a corner, Hey, can I

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thought to your sister where she had That's not a question.

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Yeah, I want to know the origin story. I want

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to know how they met.

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Yeah, and they won't disclose there like it's not you know,

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we don't just you know, whatever's normal as normal whatever.

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But you say that, but eventually Lupita is gonna go.

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Off. What if one of Home's lesbian what do you

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do then?

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Well, then Daniel says, that's the second wish that came to.

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Three days ago, Eonline gave us an update about Carmen

489
00:29:09.160 --> 00:29:13.599
and Lupita Andrade, the conjoined twins, one of which Carmen

490
00:29:14.119 --> 00:29:17.720
recently announced she married twenty eight year old Daniel McCormick.

491
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In the fallout from that matrimony, Lupita, the other sister,

492
00:29:23.920 --> 00:29:28.480
swears she is single and is independent of their relationship

493
00:29:28.559 --> 00:29:32.400
and of their marriage. That being said, when it was

494
00:29:32.440 --> 00:29:36.680
time for a family vacation, they obviously went together because

495
00:29:36.680 --> 00:29:42.119
they're joined at the torso. But two weeks after the TikToker,

496
00:29:42.519 --> 00:29:46.599
who is a conjoined twin with sister Lupita, Carmen announced

497
00:29:46.599 --> 00:29:49.279
that she and husband Daniel McCormick tied the knot, and

498
00:29:49.319 --> 00:29:51.720
she shared a glimpse into their first summer together as

499
00:29:51.720 --> 00:29:54.960
a married couple and her July twenty fourth Instagram post,

500
00:29:55.240 --> 00:29:57.799
the twenty five year old twins enjoyed a relaxing canoe

501
00:29:57.839 --> 00:30:03.720
ride on a lake and their parents also tagged along.

502
00:30:03.799 --> 00:30:06.279
Carmen included a sweet photo of their dad smiling as

503
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he paddled the boat and Daniel the husband, fishing as

504
00:30:09.440 --> 00:30:13.559
she described the outing last minute late evening con La Familia.

505
00:30:14.759 --> 00:30:16.640
True to their love of nature, Carmen and Daniel have

506
00:30:16.680 --> 00:30:18.799
been spending a lot of time together outside. In fact,

507
00:30:18.799 --> 00:30:27.559
the duo who met on Hinge in twenty twenty. That's

508
00:30:28.200 --> 00:30:29.480
when Hinge is more than the name.

509
00:30:32.440 --> 00:30:34.039
Yeah, on a boat, I mean they'd be handy on

510
00:30:34.039 --> 00:30:39.680
a boat. They've got three sixty look, but that is

511
00:30:40.000 --> 00:30:42.440
that'd be awkward if they were both you know, online

512
00:30:42.480 --> 00:30:45.079
dating profiles, you know, and you swiped right on one,

513
00:30:45.160 --> 00:30:48.279
left on the other, you got conjoined fished.

514
00:30:56.119 --> 00:30:59.519
Probably, I mean they are, you know, twins, but they

515
00:31:00.119 --> 00:31:03.200
do look a little different. So yeah, they're not identical.

516
00:31:05.359 --> 00:31:06.680
Yeah, that's the issue.

517
00:31:08.680 --> 00:31:16.279
They have a good side.

518
00:31:16.559 --> 00:31:18.400
So there at least we have a little more info

519
00:31:18.519 --> 00:31:21.759
into the backstory of their relationship. They met on Hinge

520
00:31:23.400 --> 00:31:30.240
in twenty twenty. The rest of their romantic trip or

521
00:31:30.359 --> 00:31:33.319
I'm sorry. As for their most romantic trip, the couple

522
00:31:33.359 --> 00:31:36.799
exchanged their vows at the Lover's Leap Bridge in New Milford, Connecticut,

523
00:31:36.880 --> 00:31:40.000
last October. They later gushed over the experience on the

524
00:31:40.039 --> 00:31:42.599
Twins YouTube channel, noting the ceremony was a small get

525
00:31:42.599 --> 00:31:44.079
together with just local family.

526
00:31:50.160 --> 00:31:53.359
Well, there's just lovers Leap? Is that what it was called.

527
00:31:55.000 --> 00:31:57.119
It's a very well known bridge in the area.

528
00:31:57.759 --> 00:32:02.799
Okay, I was gonna say, if you jump, one's not

529
00:32:02.839 --> 00:32:03.559
gonna want to go.

530
00:32:06.200 --> 00:32:07.920
That's why they call it the Lover's Leap, and not

531
00:32:07.960 --> 00:32:12.279
to conjoin twins Leap because one's still hanging on.

532
00:32:19.200 --> 00:32:22.319
Yep. That first dance had to be really awkward.

533
00:32:23.920 --> 00:32:27.319
It's funny you mentioned that because I believe there was

534
00:32:27.480 --> 00:32:31.839
another couple that this happened. I need to check to

535
00:32:31.839 --> 00:32:33.519
see if this is a different couple or if in

536
00:32:33.559 --> 00:32:37.559
fact actually was the same couple. But there was a

537
00:32:37.599 --> 00:32:40.039
couple that went viral on their first dance. It's the

538
00:32:40.119 --> 00:32:43.960
guy dancing with his wife and her sister that's conjoined

539
00:32:44.039 --> 00:32:47.599
to her is just kind of there. It might have

540
00:32:47.640 --> 00:32:49.839
been this, It might have been these people. I'm not sure.

541
00:32:52.400 --> 00:32:53.319
Be asked to cut in.

542
00:33:07.200 --> 00:33:12.480
Yeah, do they do they receive that question the same

543
00:33:12.519 --> 00:33:16.279
way or they think of that you're offering your services

544
00:33:16.279 --> 00:33:16.920
as a surgeon.

545
00:33:23.079 --> 00:33:27.279
Wow? Yeah, I mean if they line, if they line dance,

546
00:33:27.279 --> 00:33:31.759
there's gotta be some great choreography there. They each learn

547
00:33:31.839 --> 00:33:39.559
half the steps the wobble.

548
00:33:41.160 --> 00:33:49.319
D We were doing so good at not being offensive.

549
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twenty twenty five. Let's celebrate today with some birthdays turning

558
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forty three today. Ivan Strohofsky Ivonstroofski is forty three today.

559
00:34:55.159 --> 00:34:59.480
She is probably now best known as Serena Joy on

560
00:34:59.519 --> 00:35:02.920
The handmaid Tale. Before that, she was Sarah Walker on

561
00:35:03.239 --> 00:35:06.519
NBC's spy comedy Chuck. In between those shows, she was

562
00:35:06.519 --> 00:35:09.800
Hannah McKay on Dexter, Kate and Morgan on twenty four

563
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Live Another Day. I Vonstrowski forty three years old today.

564
00:35:14.320 --> 00:35:19.920
Happy birthday to her other birthdays. Olympic, Olympic and World

565
00:35:19.960 --> 00:35:23.039
Cup hero who was one of the greatest female goalkeepers

566
00:35:23.119 --> 00:35:26.639
in the world. Hope Solo turns forty four today. Hope

567
00:35:26.719 --> 00:35:29.880
Solo turns forty four today.

568
00:35:30.079 --> 00:35:30.719
Yes, Tray.

569
00:35:33.280 --> 00:35:37.039
Hope was hot. I don't know I really would hot.

570
00:35:37.199 --> 00:35:43.400
I had to believe the sex day. But the greatest goalie, eh,

571
00:35:43.480 --> 00:35:44.559
she never won a Gold Cup.

572
00:35:45.440 --> 00:35:47.239
I don't know if there was a tape there was.

573
00:35:47.639 --> 00:35:51.719
There was definitely some photos. She was embroiled in all

574
00:35:51.719 --> 00:35:56.159
the leaked photos of celebrities and their naughty bits. Is

575
00:35:59.480 --> 00:36:03.440
Jamie turns forty eight today. She is Jill Kendall on

576
00:36:03.639 --> 00:36:06.880
Mom and she played Joy on My Name is Earl.

577
00:36:06.960 --> 00:36:09.800
Jamie Presley is forty eight today. Big fan of hers,

578
00:36:10.079 --> 00:36:13.760
Hillary Swank is fifty one. She won Best Actress Oscars

579
00:36:13.800 --> 00:36:16.559
for a Million Dollar Baby and for Boys Don't Cry.

580
00:36:17.079 --> 00:36:20.360
She was also Mister Miyagi student Julie Pearce in The

581
00:36:20.400 --> 00:36:21.719
Next Karate.

582
00:36:21.480 --> 00:36:26.519
Kid and on Beverly Hills. Now on two and o.

583
00:36:28.400 --> 00:36:30.880
She was on Beverly Hills nine O, two and zero.

584
00:36:32.199 --> 00:36:33.039
She dated Steve.

585
00:36:36.960 --> 00:36:40.639
It is interesting how as an actor you may do

586
00:36:40.719 --> 00:36:42.960
certain things and think, you know what, it's a gig.

587
00:36:43.000 --> 00:36:45.760
I need a gig, and I need something on my resume.

588
00:36:46.480 --> 00:36:50.360
I was thinking about that over the weekend when we

589
00:36:50.360 --> 00:36:53.880
were sitting at a sports bar eating a double decker

590
00:36:54.000 --> 00:36:56.239
black and chicken taco, which is delicious, by the way,

591
00:36:57.400 --> 00:37:00.519
and I hate it when I'm trying to eat something

592
00:37:00.599 --> 00:37:05.559
really bad for me. And on TV it's an infomercial

593
00:37:06.119 --> 00:37:09.880
for hip Hop Abs starring Tony t the creator of Insanity.

594
00:37:11.960 --> 00:37:15.119
But I think to myself, there's a lady on here

595
00:37:15.320 --> 00:37:20.119
that's saying this works for her, and she was excited

596
00:37:20.159 --> 00:37:22.639
because she's an actress and she finally got a check

597
00:37:22.679 --> 00:37:28.760
for something. But I'm sure she's wondering, can I overcome this? Is?

598
00:37:28.880 --> 00:37:29.039
This?

599
00:37:30.480 --> 00:37:32.960
Is this as big as I'm gonna get? Which is

600
00:37:34.360 --> 00:37:40.079
a paid testimonial on an infomercial for basically the twenty

601
00:37:40.119 --> 00:37:45.199
first century version of Darren's Dance Grooves.

602
00:37:47.440 --> 00:37:50.840
Why do you know Darren's dance Grooves because.

603
00:37:50.639 --> 00:37:52.920
I worked with Russ Martin for over twenty years. Okay,

604
00:38:00.119 --> 00:38:02.519
also because my grandmother owned it. It was right after

605
00:38:02.639 --> 00:38:06.880
her sweat into the oldies phase, she wanted to try

606
00:38:06.880 --> 00:38:07.679
a little hip hop.

607
00:38:08.000 --> 00:38:10.440
Was Darren's Dance Grooves before or after Tybo?

608
00:38:12.320 --> 00:38:16.119
I believe Darren's Dance Grooves is the reason how we

609
00:38:16.239 --> 00:38:22.199
got Tybo. I think it inspired Billy Blanks to do Tybo. Unfortunately,

610
00:38:22.960 --> 00:38:27.400
my grandmother, she was she couldn't quite keep up Tybo.

611
00:38:27.519 --> 00:38:31.000
She she didn't do good with the high kicks.

612
00:38:31.800 --> 00:38:32.760
Not because he was black.

613
00:38:34.079 --> 00:38:37.480
I was gonna say, no, you'd be thinking of my

614
00:38:37.559 --> 00:38:40.199
great grandmother. There's no way in hell she'd be caught

615
00:38:40.760 --> 00:38:42.719
taking orders from a black man.

616
00:38:46.360 --> 00:38:47.159
Oh the clicks?

617
00:38:51.599 --> 00:38:51.920
Wow?

618
00:38:52.239 --> 00:38:55.880
Yeah? But yeah, So I guess in the because you had.

619
00:38:57.960 --> 00:39:00.719
I can't believe I'm thinking of this and the chronology

620
00:39:01.039 --> 00:39:05.880
of home fitness gurus. You've got what was it jacqu Lline?

621
00:39:06.000 --> 00:39:08.119
Was he was he the og? Was he the godfather

622
00:39:08.199 --> 00:39:13.039
of home fitness Jaqueline? Then from him, then from him

623
00:39:13.079 --> 00:39:15.039
you got Richard Simmons.

624
00:39:16.079 --> 00:39:16.920
Yeah.

625
00:39:17.000 --> 00:39:19.639
Then from Richard Simmons and dancer with the Oldies that

626
00:39:19.840 --> 00:39:23.719
led into Darren Dance grooves right.

627
00:39:23.719 --> 00:39:27.559
Well, don't. Then Jane Fonda is in there somewhere.

628
00:39:27.480 --> 00:39:32.119
Thank you, thank you, so Jacqueline Richard Simmons, Jane Fonda.

629
00:39:33.480 --> 00:39:35.920
Then you get into like the late eighties into the nineties,

630
00:39:36.000 --> 00:39:38.559
the Darren's Dance Grooves, Tybo with Billy Blanks. Then you

631
00:39:38.559 --> 00:39:42.320
get the Insanity workouts with Tony t And then what

632
00:39:42.360 --> 00:39:42.880
was the other one?

633
00:39:43.239 --> 00:39:46.960
You're missing? So there was the guy Eric from the

634
00:39:46.960 --> 00:39:51.679
Real World that had he the riginal Real World. He

635
00:39:51.719 --> 00:39:54.039
had his home fitness stuff.

636
00:39:54.880 --> 00:39:56.960
How much late ninety TV do you guys watch?

637
00:39:58.519 --> 00:39:59.400
Apparently all of it?

638
00:40:01.440 --> 00:40:04.440
And then the leg thing, the I don't know, Suzanne Summers.

639
00:40:04.519 --> 00:40:07.119
Suzanne Summers, Yep, my grandmother had that.

640
00:40:07.960 --> 00:40:10.360
Okay. Was she fit at all?

641
00:40:10.880 --> 00:40:11.119
No?

642
00:40:11.159 --> 00:40:11.440
At all?

643
00:40:11.519 --> 00:40:15.800
No, No, she was very susceptible for weight loss products

644
00:40:15.800 --> 00:40:19.800
on TV. She had the Susanne Summer Stymaster. She had

645
00:40:19.880 --> 00:40:23.880
that what is it the trampoline, like just the the

646
00:40:23.920 --> 00:40:27.239
indoor trampoline that's like, I don't know, eight nine inches

647
00:40:27.280 --> 00:40:29.960
off the ground and it's for one person. Somehow, that

648
00:40:30.039 --> 00:40:31.639
was supposed to help you lose weight if you just

649
00:40:31.679 --> 00:40:33.400
bounced up and down on it for thirty minutes.

650
00:40:33.599 --> 00:40:34.840
Did you ever had the boss hog thing.

651
00:40:42.840 --> 00:40:46.239
I don't know what that is. Dre the boss around.

652
00:40:45.960 --> 00:40:47.800
And like just jiggled you around a bunch.

653
00:40:49.400 --> 00:40:52.119
Oh yeah, the the belt machine that looked sort of

654
00:40:52.119 --> 00:40:54.280
like a human sander. No, she never had that that

655
00:40:54.320 --> 00:40:57.880
I'm aware of. My great grether click did.

656
00:41:01.800 --> 00:41:01.920
Well.

657
00:41:01.920 --> 00:41:08.760
If there was a show, she was gonna like you

658
00:41:08.840 --> 00:41:18.639
walk away right now. That's uh.

659
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enjoyed in the dark of their bedrooms late at night

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promising to lose weight. Or maybe you'd like your business's

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Trump and the Little People. This is a trace special.

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I was gonna say, I would watch that band all

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day long.

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An abergavinny Man claims Donald Trump warned him not to

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mess with the little folk. As a rule, world leaders,

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commanders in chief, and elder statesmen are often consider to

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be oblivious and indifferent to the concerns of the small

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folk who keep the world turning and the lights on. Yet,

682
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although it may be tempting to believe that the narcissistic,

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power hungry and those who refer to themselves as the

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elite tend to view the little people as a bundled

685
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and botched mess us, President Donald Trump does not, at

686
00:43:19.360 --> 00:43:29.239
least according to semi professional paranormal investigator Johnny Turnip. Turnip says,

687
00:43:29.559 --> 00:43:31.920
I've known for a long time that Trump was involved

688
00:43:31.960 --> 00:43:36.119
with the leprechauns, but I had no idea how deep

689
00:43:36.199 --> 00:43:41.199
rooted and insidious the relationship was. Trey, how do you

690
00:43:41.239 --> 00:43:47.119
find this stuff? I looked around this website. It's a

691
00:43:47.199 --> 00:43:49.960
legitimate news source. I just don't know if the story

692
00:43:50.119 --> 00:43:55.519
is at all, but I'm going to pretend that it is. Uh.

693
00:43:55.880 --> 00:43:59.159
Mister Turnip went on to explain the President is up

694
00:43:59.159 --> 00:44:01.639
to his knees and and that's bad news for the

695
00:44:01.679 --> 00:44:02.199
free world.

696
00:44:02.199 --> 00:44:02.880
I can tell you.

697
00:44:08.159 --> 00:44:10.559
I knew straight away when he sent a messenger warning

698
00:44:10.599 --> 00:44:12.400
me to get the hell out of the States because

699
00:44:12.440 --> 00:44:15.400
his leprechaun overlords were getting restless, and that so called

700
00:44:15.440 --> 00:44:18.400
tough guy was in the little bastard's pockets. But it'll

701
00:44:18.400 --> 00:44:20.800
take more than a few leprechauns and their orange puppet

702
00:44:20.840 --> 00:44:22.960
to deter me and the boys from healing the world

703
00:44:23.039 --> 00:44:30.519
with fairy gold. Mister turnip here told the Abergavenny Chronicle

704
00:44:31.159 --> 00:44:35.239
all of that after a person pretending to be Abraham

705
00:44:35.280 --> 00:44:37.480
Lincoln gave him below down that Trump had eyes on

706
00:44:37.559 --> 00:44:40.239
him and was building a file on his activities. He

707
00:44:40.599 --> 00:44:43.599
Big Tony and Puerto Rico Paul hot footed it out

708
00:44:43.639 --> 00:44:45.559
of the New York Alleyway, where they had been chewing

709
00:44:45.599 --> 00:44:47.679
the fat with the Abe fella and a guy who

710
00:44:47.719 --> 00:44:49.719
insisted he was Bob Dylan.

711
00:44:54.679 --> 00:44:57.119
Was a journalist having a stroke when he wrote this

712
00:44:57.360 --> 00:44:58.679
system sounds like.

713
00:44:59.159 --> 00:45:04.400
Maybe a stroke of genius. He goes on to say,

714
00:45:04.440 --> 00:45:06.800
those guys had served noble purpose in our quest, but

715
00:45:06.840 --> 00:45:08.800
it was time for them to crawl back on under

716
00:45:08.800 --> 00:45:11.320
whatever rock they came from and leave the Three Musketeers

717
00:45:11.360 --> 00:45:14.079
to find the gold and save the world, explained to Turnip,

718
00:45:14.360 --> 00:45:17.000
who added they were kind of cramping our style, so

719
00:45:17.079 --> 00:45:19.119
I was glad to shake him off and reclaim the city.

720
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Not that we knew where we were heading. All I

721
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had to go on was when it came to finding

722
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Potato Creek, Johnny's fabled pot of fairy gold was the

723
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words of the oracle, who told me head to the

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plaza in Central Park South and ask for angel eyes.

725
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Tell him the tortoise. Since you and that'll get you

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an audience. I'd like to take a brief moment and

727
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point out that I'm now cold reading this story, so

728
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I'm experiencing it with you as I read it. Well,

729
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I had no idea where we currently were in the

730
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Big Apple, but that was what the yellow cabs were for.

731
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Just as I hailed one down, a guy in a

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long overcoat and a trill be kind of bumped into

733
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me and announced it that threatening way the mobsters and

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films do. Mister Johnny Turnip, I said, who wants to know?

735
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He just shook his head and replied, mister Trump said hello,

736
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and with that he reached into his pocket and his

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big tony and Puerto Rico Paul tensed. I swear to

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christ I thought he was going to pull out a

739
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smith and wesson and boom, this turnip would be cooked.

740
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Buddy just handed me a small and crumbled, bright green

741
00:46:21.840 --> 00:46:23.679
top hat and said, mister Trump wanted you to have

742
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this and quit meddling with the affairs of the little folk.

743
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The Shamrock Boys don't take too kindly to mortals who

744
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go looking for fairy gold to play about with. You

745
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keep sticking your nose and affairs you've got no business.

746
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And then Green Sleeves and a few of the Shamrock

747
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boys gonna visit you personally and take care of the

748
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fairy threat once and for all.

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Well.

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Puerto Rico Paul would have none of this, as he roared,

751
00:46:46.599 --> 00:46:49.400
who the hell is Green Sleeves? I could tell by

752
00:46:49.440 --> 00:46:50.920
the tone of his voice he was finding the name

753
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hysterically funny. Trey, I wanted no said that I both

754
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love and at you.

755
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That's the greatest story I've ever heard in my lifetime.

756
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That's amazing.

757
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I think it would be better as if they said,

758
00:47:11.159 --> 00:47:13.280
but first, we have a double date with Carmen and

759
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the Pita.

760
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The story really does seem to have it at all.

761
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Until next time. For all things Treehouse, go to Treehouse

762
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on Air dot com. Oh I love someone to illustrate

763
00:47:38.119 --> 00:47:42.800
that story. AH. Also find and follow us on social media.

764
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For me, it's at the Daniel Mallley, For Trey, it's

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at Tree Trenholme one, and Foraj it's at Comedian Raj.

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We We'll see you tomorrow, right back here inside the

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Treehouse f