Dec. 2, 2024

Cocks and Blow | Monday 12.02.24

Cocks and Blow | Monday 12.02.24

We start off today learning about a bar in Milwaukee that specializes in cocks and blow.  Next, Raj isn't with us today because he's being a good human, we learn why you don't want to be operated on in Florida or Alabama, the one species that loves...

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We start off today learning about a bar in Milwaukee that specializes in cocks and blow. Next, Raj isn't with us today because he's being a good human, we learn why you don't want to be operated on in Florida or Alabama, the one species that loves Cybertrucks, and Jerry surprises us with another story he's been keeping from us, and a Georgia officer does a weird thing while allegedly intoxicated.

LINKS:

https://www.wkow.com/news/wisconsin-bar-shut-down-after-chickens-and-cocaine-found-inside/article_b82aa56b-91be-5147-b8a4-075472636b53.html

https://lawandcrime.com/lawsuit/surgeon-who-allegedly-killed-patient-by-firing-stapling-device-blindly-and-removing-the-wrong-organ-loses-another-medical-license/

https://futurism.com/the-byte/cybertruck-raccoon-damage

https://lawandcrime.com/crime/former-deputy-of-the-year-charged-with-dui-after-trying-to-direct-traffic-that-didnt-exist-cops/

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It is time to leave your worries outside and laugh

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with us inside the Treehouse. I'm Daniel Malley along with

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Trey Trenholm and Jerry Caldwell. Raj is out today and

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we'll get into that a little bit.

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Later.

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We will have a very special edition of Believe It

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or Not, starring our very own Raj Sharma.

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That's coming up today in the Treehouse.

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Right out of the gate, however, we need to talk

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talk about something extremely important. If you walk into a

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bar and there are chickens, are you going to stay

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at that bar?

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Or are you going to leave?

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What are the chickens doing cocaine? Oh, I'm staying.

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I was going to say it depends on the setting,

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but I left out the cocaine on purpose there.

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But yeah, I mean that's if you walk into a

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bar and there are chickens and there and there's cocaine,

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do you stay or do you go?

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And you know what, Trey, I thought.

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I honestly thought way too long and way too hard

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about my answer to my own question, and I think

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I've come to the answer that as much as I

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want to see what happened, I think I'd leave just

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because I'm I'm older now and I'm I'm in search

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of more of a low key bar environment. I'm no

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longer in my twenties. And keep in mind, I've never

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even done cocaine. I've been at bars with chickens. That's

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not at first, that's old hat for me, but not

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to you know, I've been I've been at bars with

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chicken tenders, but not you know, chicken bumpers.

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I've never done coke, but I've run bars where people

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do coke and uh.

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I've seen chickens and I've seen coke heads. I have

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not seen those two worlds necessarily collide, and I'm not

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sure my heart can take that.

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I mean I would have to. I would want a

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clear path to an exit, but at there's a train

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wreck factor there. I don't know that I could. I

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could walk away from. Yeah, don't get me wrong, it's empty.

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It is extremely, extremely tempting. But that is a question

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that some people had to actually answer in real life,

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as opposed to it being just a question posed in

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the middle of a show like we're doing here. Because

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in Wisconsin, inside the l Colo Bar last Wednesday, the

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open sign has been extinguished for the final time because

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after closing Tuesday night, owner of the l Colo bar

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in Milwaukee, Wisconsin, their license was permanently revoked.

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He explained Wednesday, he's still concerned about an ongoing Milwaukee

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police investigation stemming from a shots fired incident there in October.

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At a Milwaukee Common Council committee meeting earlier in the month,

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police discussed the October eighteenth incident by saying officers were

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covered cocaine, drug paraphernalia, a suspected drug sales ledger, and

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nine millimeter cartridges. Chickens were also located in the basement

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of the tavern. In Milwaukee, up to four chickens can

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be kept on residential property, but a permit is required

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and the chickens must be an outdoor coops. So people

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had to genuinely answer the question of if you walk

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into a bar and there's chickens and cocaine, are you

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going to stay or are you going to leave?

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And that was a real.

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Situation in Wisconsin recently because the bar was shut down

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after chickens and cocaine.

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Were found inside.

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Wow Yeah, the owner is accused of shooting a gun

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out of a window.

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He denied that was him.

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He said it was just some random person on the

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sidewalk out front. He also said a bowl of cocaine

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that police said they found inside the building.

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What's not.

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Keep in mind they didn't say bowl, yeah, exactly, It's

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probably just the bowl of cocaine. The chickens, however, he

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did admit to the local news that he was raising

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a couple of chickens in the basement near the beer storage.

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He explained at the city council meeting that he planned

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on eating them. He says, the chickens that were located

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in the basement of the tavern, I'm sorry. One of

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the older persons had asked the chickens that were located

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in the basement, why were they there. The owners said,

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for eat in my house. I live in the upstairs.

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And then they asked him you kept them in the

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basement and then brought them up to kill them, and

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he said in my house.

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In the end, between the cocaine, the gunfire, the noise complaints,

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and the chickens, the city council had heard enough. The

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full council voted to revoke the license of the LCLO

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Bar in Milwaukee, Wisconsin, last Tuesday.

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Any of those two things would have been fine. Any

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combination of those two, but all three, that's that's just

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too far.

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That's actually for Jery because it's the cocaine, the gunfire,

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the chickens, and the noise complaints from the previous three.

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It almost sounds like like you need to have, like

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you can't have one without the other. They actually all

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go hand in hand or hand in claw pretty well,

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because you got you got the cocaine, the gunfire, and

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the chickens. The more you say it, the more it

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just kind of comes together and in the nice neat

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bar package.

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I mean, do you know where the chickens fighting? I mean,

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were there ceds involved? I'm sorry, ceds cock enhancing drugs.

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So you are suggesting that that this Milwaukee bar.

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Was a coked up cock fighting cage bar. Yeah, I

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mean we don't know, right, it's possible, but according to

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the owner, he said he planned on eating them. But

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I'll admit, Trey, that's an angle I had not thought

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of in this situation.

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I mean, that's a it's brilliant. But this is also

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if you want to understand why the border was such

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a big issue in the election, See if this happened

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in Texas, we really probably wouldn't think twice about it.

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But the fact that happened in Wisconsin, that's where you

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know it's gotten.

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Out of you know what, You're right, that really is

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a God invasion on the way to Milwaukee.

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the Treehouse now, Dan O'Malley here along with Trade Trenholm

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and Jerry calledwell, our buddy Raj Raj Sharma is is

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out today and where he is is fascinating, and it's

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so fascinating that I am going to make it a

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subject of believe it or Not time right here inside

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the Treehouse featuring our very own Raj Sharma. So believe

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it or not, Raj Sharma is not on the show

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today because he flew to New York City. That's not

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the believe it or not part he actually did. He

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is he is flying to New York City today. Believe

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it or not, The reason Raj Sharma is on his

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way to New York City is because his acts apartment

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caught on fire and he wanted to make sure she's okay.

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Do you.

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I'll give you a moment to think about it. Do

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you need more moments to think about it? Or do

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you have an answer already? Trey still thinking, Jerry, do

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you need an another minute or two? Or do you

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have an answer? Do you need a minute as well?

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All right, I'll play more than jingle. Ras Sharma is

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on his way to New York City? Is it because?

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Do you believe it is because his ex's apartment caught

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on fire and he wanted to go make sure she

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was okay?

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Do you?

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I mean, honestly, at this point, it's holiday season and

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he excuse to.

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Play that song. I'm gonna do it. Yeah, but if it.

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Works in the show as well, then even better for

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all of us. All Right, now I've given you a

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little additional time to think about it. Do you believe

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that a Treehouse cast member and friend Ras Sharma flew

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to New York City because his ex's apartment caught on fire?

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Do you believe it or not, Jerry, No, okay, Trey,

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do you believe it or not?

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I do believe it. But because if I'm not mistaken,

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his ex is also his agent.

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Ah, it's a very interesting relationship dynamic without it.

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So in this case, Trey, you are correct. You can

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believe it.

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Jerry Raj flew his ass all the way to New

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York City to check on his ex wife because her

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apartment caught on fire and he wanted to make sure

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she's okay. That's amazing to me. You're awesome, dude. I

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just wanted to say no, just to be arbitrary for

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the for the pit.

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Don't hate me.

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Let me clarify by saying, and he told me this,

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she is okay. Good her she is okay, her pets

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are okay. I guess she has a roommate. The roommate's okay.

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I didn't ask him this, but I was wondering, well, then,

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you know, why are you going to New York.

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It sounds like everything's fine.

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But I guess he's he's concerned for her well being,

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So off he goes to UH to New York City.

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For for me, I feel like I just kind of

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be in there like, I'm not gonna do that. I'll

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be I'll be frank. I'm not going to go check

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on a next like that. If I heard.

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About it, maybe i'd maybe i'd.

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Send a message saying, Hey, I hope you're okay, but

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I'm certainly not gonna travel there.

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To check on that. Jerry, what about you? I would

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do that, especially if she was my agent.

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The agent angle really does add some additional necessary context

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to the question. I guess I I don't wish any

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ill will on any of my exes or anything like that.

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I can't speak for all of them, but if if

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my house burned down, I'm not expecting any of my

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exes to show up, at least not to help me

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in any way. And if they did, okay or offer

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to me, it's weird.

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Can we just maybe that's the angle I'm trying to

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think of. Is it weird? It seems weird, it's weird, right,

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Raj is weird?

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Well, yes, rash is weird, but I don't I don't

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think that's necessarily weird.

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Just as you know, he's a big hearted guy, so.

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It's also the person who affects his bottom line.

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So and and perhaps it's been too long since he's

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been to Carolines in New York and done a set. Yeah,

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so maybe it's happened. Maybe it's not just purely out

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of the goodness of his heart that he's checking in

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on her.

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He wants to make sure that.

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All his bookings are still intact for the remainder.

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Of the year.

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I really, I just want to make sure you're okay.

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I mean, I know things are in a weird place,

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and then that's want to make sure you're okay, Glad

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the pets are fine, Glad.

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That who's your favorite comic?

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Yeah, Dane Cook didn't fly here to see if you're okay?

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Raj Will.

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By the way, how's that Netflix special of Mind coming?

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I just I just don't see them out of the Again,

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I don't see the reason for it. If if, if

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you hear about it, and you hear about it from

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the X, the AX is clearly telling you things are

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okay and there's no reason for you to go travel there.

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But I guess I guess we've established a good reason

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as to why.

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Let me be more blunt with it this way, if

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your ex's apartment caught on fire, what would you be

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doing right?

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Making sure I had an alibi and then going and

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buying a bag of marshmallows.

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I appreciate the honesty.

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Hmm.

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Like you said, if if my apartment for burning down

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and my ex showed up, they'd have a five gallon

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you know, jug of gasoline.

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Yeah, they'd be guilty. They're the arsonist. Listening to the Treehouse.

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Trade Trenholme and Jerry called Well location. Mister our friend

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and colleague, Raj Sharma, is flying to New York City

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to look after his ex who's apartment caught on fire.

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Everything's fine, supposedly, but he just wants to make sure

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she's okay, and we commend him for it and also

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realizing that since she is his agent, it makes business

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sense as well. Now, speaking of business and doing things

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that make sense, I'm going to share with you a

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story that is particularly shocking to me today. We've all

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heard and seen about Bad Teacher movie, right, Cameron Diaz.

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So we know Bad Teacher movie. We know a Bad

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Judge that was a TV show. Our buddy tone Bell

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actually co starred in a TV show, Bad Judge. Well,

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now it's time for Bad Surgeon. But this is not

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a TV show and it's not a movie at least

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not yet. This is real, and if I'm being honest,

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this is damn terrifying. Because a surgeon who allegedly killed

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a patient by firings, by firing stapling devices blindly.

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And removing the wrong organ loses another medical license.

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How did he get to.

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Look to a certain degree.

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Second, chances are a nice thing, but if you're a surgeon,

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I don't know if you should get a second chance.

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I feel like that's I.

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Feel like that's if there's ever an occupation where you

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should not get a second chance, it should probably be surgeon.

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Especially if if you remove the wrong organ, because I

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feel like as a surgeon of anatomy one oh one,

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really you know if you failed that, let's stop there.

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Yeah, it is troubling as well because I mean.

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Trey, you've had knee surgeries and uh, when they come

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in for a pre opt, what do they do?

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They marked the leg? Oh?

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Yeah, they make.

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You got to make sure that they operate on the

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right leg h or correct leg. Don't say it right

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because then they might screw them up. So they'll come

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in and mark your leg. I guess in this instance

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is a little bit different because you can't open the

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patient up, mark the pancreas first so the doctor knows

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and then close them back up and then everything because

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it's it's an it's you know, it's inside.

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There's a little there's a there's a little picture of

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your guts on your on your paperwork that goes in

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there with you, and they're supposed to mark it on there.

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This this is what's coming out supposed to I mean

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the second the second chance thing depends on what they did.

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I uh, you know, little nick here, a little something

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like that. But getting into a staple gun fight in

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the middle of the surgery. Yeah, not the not the

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not the way to go.

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A surgeon who allegedly performed multiple wrong site surgeries, including

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one that result in a patient's death after the wrong

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organ was removed, has surrendered his medical license for the

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second time. Doctor Thomas Schechnovsky was licensed to practice osteopathic

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medicine in both Alabama and Florida. You know somewhere in

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this story, you know, Florida had to play a role

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in here. It is, However, following the death of one

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patient who died after the doctor allegedly mistakenly removed the

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man's liver instead of his spleen during emergency surgery in August,

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he's now barred from practicing in both states. Records show

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that the doctor voluntarily surrendered his license in Alabama, where

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authorities have also blocked him from practicing as a previous

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report is indicated. The doctor was ordered to surrender his

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Florida license in September. He's now listed as having retired

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from practicing medicine in the state.

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Who states down forty eight more Togo.

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That's right, man, It's like most people like on the

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side of their RV, like mark the different states they've

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been to.

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This guy's his medical license is the same map.

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It's just instead of places he's been, it's just places

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he's no longer allowed to operate, that is, or on people.

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I had to google this just to make sure. But

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the spleen and the liver on opposite sides of the body,

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so this isn't like one was right next to another.

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Seriously, Yeah, God doesn't even look alike. Yeah, one is

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very large, has lobes. The other ones like this little

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dangly ball looking things.

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I know people that could be described in a similar fashion. Seriously,

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the spleen and the liver on opposite sides of the body. Yes,

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and they look nothing alike.

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No, not a bit.

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I have more questions then, like was this guy drunk?

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Because I think we've all been in stapler fights, but

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none of us are, you know, doctors performing surgery when.

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We do it.

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But booze was probably a factor. The suspension orders from

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both states detailed the troubling circumstances surrounding two botched surgeries

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and the doctor's apparent attempts to cover up his errors

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he was. One of the patients was an Alabama man

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who went to Florida for tests to assess an abnormal spleen.

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While he was on vacation, medical staff advised him that

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he needed immediate surgery to prevent serious spleen related complications,

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and despite serious reluctance to do so, the patient ultimately

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agreed to undergo an emergency laparosssee across the roscapic splinectomy.

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According to the Florida report, although the operating room staff

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was limited at the time, and although the hospital did

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not typically perform splenectomies, this doctor did it anyway. The

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operating room staff was concerned that the doctor did not

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have the skill level to safely perform the procedure, yet

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they still let him do it anyway. During the surgery,

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for which the doctor arrived an hour late, he opted

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to convert a laparoscopic procedure to an open one to

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mitigate difficulties invisibility. The procedure had major complications in the

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doctor's decisions proved to be fatal for the patient after

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fires after firing a stapling device blindly into the patient's abdomen.

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The doctor removed an organ that he believed was the

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patient's spleen, but it was actually the liver. Not only

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did the operating room staff notice the doctor's error during

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the procedure, but they also observed him trying to cover

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it up.

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Why didn't they stop him?

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Exactly was his oar crew the cocaine chickens?

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Well, he was armed, Trey. I mean he's got a staple.

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Yeah, I mean it really especially we're talking about opposite

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sides of the body. It does seem like someone unnursed

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and me go, uh, doctor other.

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Side, mm hmmm, yeah, just a nice little poke, like

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a hey, uh what are you doing?

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Yeah, that's just just google Google human anatomy and go okay,

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uh see you're over here.

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You need to be.

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Here.

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Yeah, it's pretty bad if in the middle of an

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operating room they pull out an actual game of operations

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and say, this is what you're supposed to be taking out, doctor, right,

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you don't you don't want your surgeon being buzzed in

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the middle of your surgery.

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And how do you cover that up? Sir?

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That's deliver Oh all right, I knew that.

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We just sorry, I was just moving that out of

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the way so we could. I was just making sure

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you were paying attention. Right, I'll take this play out now.

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He's just trying to put it back in. Okay, just

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testing you guys, making sure. Now we'll do the real surgery.

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Thanksgiving inside the Treehouse. And I'm excited for this story

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because this is when Trey found and the stories that

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Trey finds are always entertaining, without a doubt, every single time.

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And I'm not being hyperbolic here, I truly mean it.

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When Trey finds a story and sends it. If I

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may be so blunt, you know it's gonna be good.

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So here we go. Tesla versus Raccoons, or more specifically,

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cyber truck versus raccoons. This is not a new movie

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franchise from the Sci Fi Channel.

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Oh no, this is real news.

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This stuff really happened. Tesla cyber truck versus a bunch

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of raccoons. Okay, here we go. Tesla cyber truck owners

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may have the pleasure of driving one of the trendiest

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new vehicles on the road, but it has not been

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all glitz and glamour as they receive a bizarre warning

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about their trucks. The cyber truck's bed vault has been

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mistaken for a dumpster by hungry raccoons. For anyone that's

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seen a cyber truck in real life, that's not really

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a surprise. They do look a lot like dumpsters. The

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raccoon incident occurred while the cyber truck owner was on

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a camping trip in Minnesota. A person claiming to be

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the owner of a Tesla model cyber truck wrote in

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a form that all he had in his cyber truck

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at the time was a of unopened chips in a

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closed storage box and coffee. According to a writer, he says,

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I according, Okay, hang on, I do think the cyber

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truck in a certain light looks exactly like a dumpster.

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That's what Aaron Turpin told the Cowboys State Daily. Okay,

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and it's true. The cyber truck does look a lot

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like a dumpster. It's no chaker there. I think even

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Elon Musk would admit to that, and Tesla CEO Elon

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Musk has been credited with developing cyber trucks, a battery

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electric truck that was first delivered to customers last year.

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All cyber trucks come with a tinew cover.

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Which protects the vehicle's cargo bed from water and other

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things that could cause harm. One though, was visiting meyer

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Big Island, noticed pop prints on his vehicle, which he

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believed belonged to a raccoon, saying, those don't look Those

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do look like huge prints in the picture, but there

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were actually a series of smaller prints that were smeared.

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The camper added their crafty ruthless suckers the raccoons. We

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saw them scheming in the evening before the crime.

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Oh my god.

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Raccoons, which Reddit users call trash pandas, are often dumpster

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divers that eat almost everything. It's true humans frequently spot

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these animals in garbage cans or dumpsters rummaging for food,

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especially in urban areas. Raccoons hunt for food frequently, and

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if necessary, they can travel for miles just to find

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something to nibble on. Despite the owner claiming he only

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had chips and coffee in the cyber truck, one person

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guessed that their raccoon could have attempted to break in

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because of marshmallows. So it's basically all form conjecture at

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this point, But the owner of the cyber truck does

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say my cyber truck was assaulted by hungry raccoons and

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they were able to chew through the Tesla's to know

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bedliner to get inside the bed of the cyber truck. Oh,

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so imagine this. It was just a handful of days

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ago that Elon Musk said in just a few years

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he wants to send these cyber trucks to Mars, but

471
00:30:12.720 --> 00:30:15.119
they can't withstand raccoon teeth on Earth.

472
00:30:16.079 --> 00:30:19.680
Well, good thing, there's no raccoons on Mars or water.

473
00:30:20.880 --> 00:30:22.839
Yeah, because they're not good at going over water either.

474
00:30:23.680 --> 00:30:26.519
I'm not even sure if they could run over a raccoon. Nope,

475
00:30:26.839 --> 00:30:28.680
Like a raccoon would just look at it, give it

476
00:30:28.720 --> 00:30:30.480
the middle finger and just eat the whole thing.

477
00:30:32.880 --> 00:30:35.799
I mean, at least there's something attracted to a cyber truck,

478
00:30:40.240 --> 00:30:40.440
you know.

479
00:30:40.839 --> 00:30:43.400
I can just imagine the conversation between two guys. One guys,

480
00:30:43.519 --> 00:30:45.200
hey man, you like my new cyber truck. The other

481
00:30:45.279 --> 00:30:49.759
guy going like, well, well, I know you're gonna get coons,

482
00:30:50.200 --> 00:30:52.400
but uh, I don't think you're gonna get any poon.

483
00:30:53.240 --> 00:30:58.000
Yeah. I mean, there's your bumper sticker, there's your new

484
00:30:58.240 --> 00:31:06.079
slugin for things that like shiny cyber truck coons, not poon.

485
00:31:07.160 --> 00:31:09.559
I don't think that's gonna sell very well. It might

486
00:31:09.599 --> 00:31:15.839
be accurate. Yeah, that's uh. Like I said, you know,

487
00:31:15.960 --> 00:31:18.599
he finally found something a species that likes the cyber

488
00:31:18.640 --> 00:31:26.599
truck and is attracted to him. Yeah. Maybe the various

489
00:31:26.680 --> 00:31:29.039
raccoon rescue places all around the country, he can just

490
00:31:29.039 --> 00:31:38.079
send them a cyber truck and yeah, write it off.

491
00:31:35.559 --> 00:31:37.920
If it's because it looks like a dumpster. Man, who's next?

492
00:31:37.960 --> 00:31:41.039
Like the bears, we know they love dumpsters. Oh sure,

493
00:31:42.480 --> 00:31:43.319
and it does make sense.

494
00:31:43.359 --> 00:31:45.079
I mean that even the raccoons like it is pretty

495
00:31:45.079 --> 00:31:46.759
bad when when you see one driving by and as

496
00:31:46.799 --> 00:31:48.240
a person, you're like, I think this looks like a

497
00:31:48.279 --> 00:31:51.960
dumpster with wheels, and then raccoons have the same opinion.

498
00:31:53.960 --> 00:31:56.359
That's kind of sad. I mean, come on, man.

499
00:31:59.640 --> 00:31:59.839
And I.

500
00:32:01.319 --> 00:32:01.839
Don't know.

501
00:32:02.720 --> 00:32:05.480
I don't know how Ford makes their pickups, but I've

502
00:32:05.640 --> 00:32:07.799
never heard of I've never heard of an.

503
00:32:07.680 --> 00:32:09.880
F one fifty getting chewed up by a raccoon.

504
00:32:10.200 --> 00:32:12.119
I have not heard that about a Silverado, I have

505
00:32:12.160 --> 00:32:14.279
not heard that about a Tundra, and I sure as

506
00:32:14.279 --> 00:32:16.839
hell have not heard that about a Tacoma. I'm pretty

507
00:32:16.880 --> 00:32:20.480
sure my dad's orange dots and from the eighties, what

508
00:32:20.599 --> 00:32:22.960
it would stood raccoons better than this cyber truck.

509
00:32:24.440 --> 00:32:28.200
Yes, Trey, you look deep in thought. You trying.

510
00:32:28.680 --> 00:32:30.400
Yeah, that's trying to think. I mean maybe a dodge,

511
00:32:30.440 --> 00:32:31.799
but eh, who knows.

512
00:32:35.160 --> 00:32:41.319
It's just because the peeing on it thing. Again, you're

513
00:32:41.519 --> 00:32:42.240
in the tree.

514
00:32:43.079 --> 00:33:06.319
Visit us online freehouseonair dot com. Listen us online at

515
00:33:06.400 --> 00:33:09.279
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516
00:33:09.799 --> 00:33:12.720
You can talk back to us right here inside the treehouse.

517
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Go to Treehouse on Air dot com, click on that

518
00:33:14.759 --> 00:33:17.400
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520
00:33:20.160 --> 00:33:23.079
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521
00:33:23.119 --> 00:33:25.559
can talk back to us right here inside the tree

522
00:33:25.640 --> 00:33:28.799
us again, that is Treehouse on Air dot com. That's

523
00:33:28.880 --> 00:33:33.000
Treehouse on Air dot com. We are back inside the

524
00:33:33.000 --> 00:33:37.480
treehouse now, Dan, along with Trey and uh, Jerry, Try

525
00:33:37.519 --> 00:33:40.279
and Iron. Trey and Iron now pissed at you. Tell

526
00:33:40.359 --> 00:33:43.240
us again as we were playing the bumper going into

527
00:33:43.240 --> 00:33:46.880
that last segment, tell us exactly what you what you said.

528
00:33:47.839 --> 00:33:52.720
I said, raccoons are tenacious little bastards. Hey, I remember

529
00:33:52.799 --> 00:33:55.200
having to chase one through the forest because it stole

530
00:33:55.240 --> 00:33:58.440
my cough medicine, to which Trey and I promptly responded,

531
00:33:59.000 --> 00:34:01.160
why didn't you tell us that on the air?

532
00:34:01.519 --> 00:34:04.039
Yeah, And your response was, Jerry.

533
00:34:04.640 --> 00:34:07.440
I couldn't figure out a way to just organically, you know,

534
00:34:07.759 --> 00:34:08.400
put it in there.

535
00:34:08.400 --> 00:34:12.239
I didn't want to do hijacked the hijack away. When

536
00:34:12.239 --> 00:34:14.280
you got a story about you chasing a raccoon with

537
00:34:14.639 --> 00:34:19.760
a scissor into the woods, you interjected that, Yeah, you

538
00:34:19.800 --> 00:34:23.199
the segue was right there. You said, You're like, yeah, uh,

539
00:34:23.440 --> 00:34:26.440
raccoons are tenacious little bastards. I had I had to

540
00:34:26.519 --> 00:34:28.679
chase one into the forest because it stole my cough syrup.

541
00:34:28.719 --> 00:34:29.239
There it was.

542
00:34:29.360 --> 00:34:32.480
That's the segue, there's the transition, there's all of it. Yeah,

543
00:34:32.519 --> 00:34:34.280
do you gonna do birthdays in this segment?

544
00:34:34.320 --> 00:34:34.440
Now?

545
00:34:34.440 --> 00:34:35.840
I'm just gonna can yell at you.

546
00:34:36.800 --> 00:34:39.440
When you have a story that involves raccoons and cough syrup,

547
00:34:39.599 --> 00:34:42.960
they're no organic needed. You just throw that bastard out there.

548
00:34:43.280 --> 00:34:44.119
Yeah, you wedged that.

549
00:34:44.199 --> 00:34:47.559
You wedge that for right end hard, don't don't even

550
00:34:47.559 --> 00:34:48.960
ask for permission, just go for it.

551
00:34:49.000 --> 00:34:50.239
Try now, lay back and take it.

552
00:34:50.559 --> 00:34:56.599
Yeah, all right, all right, my bad to set the scene.

553
00:34:58.159 --> 00:35:01.079
Uh so, uh was camping.

554
00:35:02.639 --> 00:35:06.360
Out in the Washtaw National Forest in Arkansas.

555
00:35:06.719 --> 00:35:10.519
Hmmm, Arkansas raccoons make sense, yep, yep.

556
00:35:11.679 --> 00:35:15.440
And I we'd been out there for like three or

557
00:35:15.440 --> 00:35:18.760
four days at this point, and it was early spring,

558
00:35:18.880 --> 00:35:20.400
so it was kind of cool and kind of moist,

559
00:35:21.440 --> 00:35:23.559
and I was starting to develop a little bit of

560
00:35:23.559 --> 00:35:26.519
a cough. So we went into into town, up into

561
00:35:26.679 --> 00:35:29.719
Hot Springs and got a few things, one of which

562
00:35:29.880 --> 00:35:33.239
was cough syrup, the good stuff, because back then you could,

563
00:35:33.400 --> 00:35:38.079
you know, get the good stuff pretty easy. We came

564
00:35:38.119 --> 00:35:42.360
back to the campsite and did did dinner, and I

565
00:35:42.480 --> 00:35:46.000
put all the food away, okay, you know, like the

566
00:35:46.320 --> 00:35:50.360
all the desserts, everything, it was all locked up. But man,

567
00:35:50.840 --> 00:35:53.280
we're just sitting around the campfire. We hear rustling behind us,

568
00:35:53.320 --> 00:35:55.000
you know, and we know that there's animals out there.

569
00:35:55.480 --> 00:35:57.519
And I pick up the flashlight and I turn around

570
00:35:57.760 --> 00:36:00.960
and there's a raccoon and he's just wide eyed, and

571
00:36:00.960 --> 00:36:03.199
he's standing there and one hands up in the air

572
00:36:03.199 --> 00:36:04.880
and the other one's holding the plastic bag that's got

573
00:36:04.960 --> 00:36:07.840
my coughs serrup in it. That's exactly how I imagined it.

574
00:36:08.880 --> 00:36:11.920
And then the flashlight reaches over and then you see him.

575
00:36:11.920 --> 00:36:13.039
He's like ah, and he's freezing.

576
00:36:13.039 --> 00:36:15.760
He's frozen, and all you see is like like one

577
00:36:15.760 --> 00:36:17.679
hand up like don't shoot in the other hand holding

578
00:36:17.719 --> 00:36:18.599
a cough syrup bottle.

579
00:36:19.079 --> 00:36:22.280
Right, So I yelled at him and I got up

580
00:36:22.320 --> 00:36:24.000
to you know, go and get it, and he takes

581
00:36:24.039 --> 00:36:27.000
off through the forest. So I started chasing him in

582
00:36:27.039 --> 00:36:29.639
the dark with a flashlight through the forest. And this

583
00:36:29.639 --> 00:36:33.199
thing is running on three three legs with the other

584
00:36:33.360 --> 00:36:35.519
arm holding the bag that had the coughs serrup.

585
00:36:35.320 --> 00:36:38.760
In it, hopped up on decongested I mean yeah, so

586
00:36:38.800 --> 00:36:41.400
it's breathing super clear and just taking off into the woods.

587
00:36:42.000 --> 00:36:45.199
When you say when the good stuff was easy to get,

588
00:36:45.880 --> 00:36:48.679
are we talking about you know, like when you could

589
00:36:48.719 --> 00:36:54.360
buy uh sit in feta meane product over the counter

590
00:36:54.440 --> 00:36:56.679
instead of behind the you know, are we talking about

591
00:36:56.679 --> 00:36:58.760
that you went to some somebody's trailer in Arkansas to

592
00:36:58.800 --> 00:36:59.440
buy this stuff?

593
00:36:59.719 --> 00:36:59.760
No?

594
00:37:00.679 --> 00:37:03.960
No, no, no, it's it's it's when you could put

595
00:37:04.159 --> 00:37:06.599
you could just get a bottle that had like suit

596
00:37:06.599 --> 00:37:06.920
of fad.

597
00:37:07.920 --> 00:37:09.519
So it was the good stuff back in the day

598
00:37:09.519 --> 00:37:11.519
that they didn't keep behind the counter, that you didn't

599
00:37:11.519 --> 00:37:15.880
have to show your ID for so basically, I'm going

600
00:37:15.960 --> 00:37:18.599
to rephrase going to uh uh.

601
00:37:19.239 --> 00:37:23.400
Sort of reset your story here. So what you did.

602
00:37:25.199 --> 00:37:29.159
Was you chased a meth raccoon into the Arkansas.

603
00:37:28.519 --> 00:37:36.400
Woods armed with only a flashlight. That's stupid. You're lucky

604
00:37:36.440 --> 00:37:42.199
to be alive. Well an iPhone to cut you in

605
00:37:42.199 --> 00:37:43.679
those wood let a bear finish you off.

606
00:37:48.280 --> 00:37:51.519
I mean it's possible you were basically chasing the breaking

607
00:37:51.559 --> 00:37:54.119
bad raccoon into the woods.

608
00:37:54.400 --> 00:37:56.599
Right, I mean it occurred to me once or twice

609
00:37:56.599 --> 00:37:58.599
that maybe he was leading me to the pack.

610
00:37:59.199 --> 00:38:02.599
Uh huh. And your flashlight hits.

611
00:38:02.599 --> 00:38:05.239
Instead of it being one looking stunned, it's a thousand

612
00:38:05.320 --> 00:38:11.079
looking pissed off. There's a lesson here, Jerry, and that

613
00:38:11.280 --> 00:38:16.920
is don't chase a raccoon into the Arkansas woods with

614
00:38:20.719 --> 00:38:26.760
ingredients to make meth. You may have just been chasing

615
00:38:26.760 --> 00:38:27.400
a myth chef.

616
00:38:28.800 --> 00:38:31.960
I mean, I wouldn't put it past him.

617
00:38:32.039 --> 00:38:37.079
So again, what's the lesson you have learned today? If

618
00:38:37.079 --> 00:38:39.760
it's that good, just go ahead and throw it out there. Yes,

619
00:38:40.119 --> 00:38:43.119
if you ever have a story about a raccoon stealing

620
00:38:43.199 --> 00:38:45.760
your cough medicine and you chasing it into the woods

621
00:38:45.800 --> 00:38:46.599
with nothing.

622
00:38:46.480 --> 00:38:50.760
But a flashlight. You tell that story. We all need

623
00:38:50.800 --> 00:38:51.760
to hear that story.

624
00:38:52.480 --> 00:38:55.079
Yeah, I think, or even in the broader scope, if

625
00:38:55.119 --> 00:38:58.519
you can check the boxes of animal and drugs, it's

626
00:38:58.559 --> 00:39:02.599
a story we need to hear every single fucking time.

627
00:39:06.079 --> 00:39:26.079
You're in Good Treehouse. Visit us online at treehouseonair dot com.

628
00:39:26.320 --> 00:39:33.679
You're in Good Treehouse, Visit us online at treehouseonair dot com.

629
00:39:33.679 --> 00:39:36.119
Please do that. Go to Treehouse on Air dot com.

630
00:39:36.119 --> 00:39:39.199
You can donate to the foundation, check out all previous shows,

631
00:39:39.239 --> 00:39:41.800
Listen to shows right there as well. Do the talk

632
00:39:41.880 --> 00:39:44.280
back to the Treehouse function all sorts of goodies there

633
00:39:44.599 --> 00:39:49.519
at Treehouse on air dot com. Back inside the Treehouse now,

634
00:39:49.559 --> 00:39:53.000
I'm Dan, along with Trey and Jerry. Hopefully Raj will

635
00:39:53.039 --> 00:39:56.639
be back from checking on his girlfriend tomorrow, our ex

636
00:39:56.920 --> 00:40:01.280
checking on his X tomorrow. In the meantime, I know

637
00:40:01.480 --> 00:40:07.079
that we're now in full Mariah season, Christmas season looking,

638
00:40:07.119 --> 00:40:10.920
you know, and I often near the end of the

639
00:40:11.000 --> 00:40:15.599
year start taking account of all the wonderful, ridiculous news

640
00:40:15.599 --> 00:40:19.519
stories that we've covered here inside the Treehouse. And we

641
00:40:19.639 --> 00:40:24.079
have a late contender for Story of the Year right now,

642
00:40:24.119 --> 00:40:31.239
just before Christmas, and that is this a Georgia police

643
00:40:31.280 --> 00:40:35.639
officer who once won Deputy of the Year was arrested

644
00:40:35.719 --> 00:40:39.039
and charged with the DUI last week after he tried

645
00:40:39.039 --> 00:40:42.199
to drunken lead direct traffic outside of an elementary school.

646
00:40:44.119 --> 00:40:46.239
But wait, there's more.

647
00:40:49.000 --> 00:40:51.800
There were no cars in the area.

648
00:40:55.280 --> 00:40:56.559
That is truly special.

649
00:40:59.039 --> 00:41:03.679
According to Houston County Sheriff's Deputy Garrison Page, when asked

650
00:41:03.719 --> 00:41:06.079
what he was doing and whether he needed medical attention,

651
00:41:06.719 --> 00:41:07.400
he said.

652
00:41:07.239 --> 00:41:14.280
None of your business.

653
00:41:16.679 --> 00:41:19.480
He was dressed in playing clothes and driving a patrol cars.

654
00:41:19.559 --> 00:41:22.199
Obviously that's something some officers are allowed to do, but

655
00:41:22.280 --> 00:41:25.760
according to the incident report, he was allegedly slurring his

656
00:41:25.840 --> 00:41:29.920
words and standing unsteadily while taking while talking with officers

657
00:41:29.920 --> 00:41:31.840
about what he was doing. He even walked away at

658
00:41:31.840 --> 00:41:35.480
one point to allegedly keep standing in the road. One

659
00:41:35.519 --> 00:41:39.679
witness who saw the scene called authorities that the officer

660
00:41:39.719 --> 00:41:43.079
appeared not right and was talking to himself while directing

661
00:41:43.119 --> 00:41:48.920
cars that did not exist. Look, I'm not one to

662
00:41:48.920 --> 00:41:54.360
throw stones, but I gotta be honest with you. I've

663
00:41:54.400 --> 00:42:00.280
never been so drunk that I hallucinated. I've never been

664
00:42:00.320 --> 00:42:03.639
so because like, that's that's his job, right, so his job.

665
00:42:03.960 --> 00:42:06.760
He was off duty his job is a police officer,

666
00:42:06.920 --> 00:42:09.320
so he gets allegedly so drunk that he starts doing

667
00:42:09.400 --> 00:42:12.559
his job. I've worked in radio now for pushing twenty six,

668
00:42:12.679 --> 00:42:15.559
twenty seven years, and not once have I ever been

669
00:42:15.639 --> 00:42:18.079
so drunk that I just started doing radio in the

670
00:42:18.079 --> 00:42:23.519
middle of it. There's been many times I've been doing

671
00:42:23.599 --> 00:42:26.559
radio where drunkenness broke out of the middle of that,

672
00:42:27.000 --> 00:42:28.440
but never the other way around.

673
00:42:30.760 --> 00:42:34.800
Yeah, where someone was doing a completely different show than you.

674
00:42:34.840 --> 00:42:40.519
Now that that has happened, that part actually kind of

675
00:42:40.519 --> 00:42:43.840
has happened. But really, I mean, that's a that's a

676
00:42:43.880 --> 00:42:44.760
truly special thing.

677
00:42:44.920 --> 00:42:46.440
I mean, it really is. At its core. I've never

678
00:42:46.480 --> 00:42:48.599
been so drunk that I hallucinated.

679
00:42:48.960 --> 00:42:50.719
That story would be perfect though if he was Donald

680
00:42:50.800 --> 00:42:57.360
ducking it. Oh, just a vest, orange vest a right,

681
00:42:58.440 --> 00:42:59.079
hold that up.

682
00:43:02.239 --> 00:43:05.239
A Georgia police officer who once won Deputy of the

683
00:43:05.400 --> 00:43:08.079
Year was arrested in charge with the DUI last week

684
00:43:08.119 --> 00:43:11.320
after he tried to drunkenly direct traffic outside of an

685
00:43:11.320 --> 00:43:15.480
elementary school despite there being no cars in the area,

686
00:43:15.599 --> 00:43:18.440
and also he didn't have any pants on.

687
00:43:18.719 --> 00:43:26.280
Just an orange vest. How's that perfect? That's true story.

688
00:43:27.920 --> 00:43:30.039
See, if you're gonna fake news by God, fake it

689
00:43:30.079 --> 00:43:39.280
all the way. Andy was hard. Thanks for hanging out

690
00:43:39.280 --> 00:43:41.400
with us inside the Treehouse today. We appreciate it. We

691
00:43:41.400 --> 00:43:44.920
will see you right here back inside the Treehouse tomorrow