March 17, 2025

Competitive Masturbation and PEDs | Monday March 17, 2025

Competitive Masturbation and PEDs | Monday March 17, 2025

We start off the show with a Treehouse Exclusive!  We found the ATC conversation with the Air India flight that had to return to Chicago because of clogged toilets.  Next, we learn about some groundbreaking legislation against Furries, a kid who got a...

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We start off the show with a Treehouse Exclusive! We found the ATC conversation with the Air India flight that had to return to Chicago because of clogged toilets. Next, we learn about some groundbreaking legislation against Furries, a kid who got a cornhole scholorship and his role model, and competitive masturbation and why Raj can't compete. But first, Birthdays!

LINKS:

Clogged toilets are the latest among Air India’s bizarre troubles – NBC Chicago

A New York Steakhouse Is Suing for $1 Million Following Dan Patrick’s Proposal to Rename the ‘Texas Strip’ - Eater Austin

Texas lawmakers file FURRIES Act, targeting animal roleplay in schools | kcentv.com

Battling illness, teen becomes first in Utah to earn collegiate cornhole scholarship

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It is time to leave your worries outside and laugh

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with us inside the treehouse. I'm Daniel Malley along with

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Tree Trinholm and Raj Sharma on Monday, March seventeenth, twenty

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twenty five. Happy Saint Patrick's Day everyone. I will not

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bludgeon you with a terrible Irish accent today, just just

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that little bit. That's all I'm gonna do. But it

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is It is difficult to contain my excitement. Not because

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of the holiday, even though it is one of my

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favorite holiday to celebrate Saint Patrick's Day. No, no, what

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is it, Tray.

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I'm just happy you're sober.

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Shows how little you know.

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Are the Irish.

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Ever, it's just.

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A constant cycle.

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I've been to Ireland.

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It's very it's varying degrees of not sober. Really. No,

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but I am excited, not because it's Saint Patrick's Day.

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But I'm excited to celebrate a different culture. But it

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may not be in the most positive way. What I'm

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talking about is last week. Last week we had a

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very important discussion about a very serious incident in the Skies.

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There's been lots of incidents in the Skies lately, and

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none has stuck with me or on me quite as

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much as the Air India issue last week where on

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an Air India flight from Chicago to Delhi it had

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to turn around five hours into the flight. They had

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to turn around because eleven of the twelve toilets got

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clogged up. And it's a very scary thing when you're

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in the middle of a flight, international flight, you're you know,

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really high up and there's only one working toilet. And

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when these major emergency incidents occur, one of the first

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things that happens is the FAA is notified. And when

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the FAA is notified, what do they do? But they

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started investigating and they dig up everything they can, and

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that includes making sure they listen to the chatter between

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air traffic control and the cockpit of the plane that's

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having the issue. Right. Yeah, Well, luckily enough time has

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passed and the investigation has gone far enough to where

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that Air India flight that had its toilets clogged on

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the way to Delhi, we have the recording from the

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air traffic controller and the cockpit of the Air India

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flight to share with you today.

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Okay, I haven't heard this before.

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That's right, this is this is breaking news inside the treehouse,

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the cockpit voice recorder between the Air India flight with

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the clogged toilets and Air Traffic Control.

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Air India, this is Chicago Tower. Go ahead.

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We need to declare.

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An emergency.

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What's wrong because we are having problem summing problem on

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a quane.

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Yeah, plumbing problem.

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Why would plumbing problems be an emergency? Because an emergency? Okay,

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India double dues. We'll clear runway number two so you

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can have a nice clean landing.

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Really, you better have clean and POM. We are going

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to leave.

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Mark Indian air flight double dues. A clear number of

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souls on board?

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Nobody on this side has anymore.

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Whoever did this? You're a dick.

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Oh my goodness that this is such a tragedy in

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the sky. Oh wow, I needed a moment to catch

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my breath. That's not all there.

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Out.

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Okay, India double dues. We'll clear runway number two so

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you can have a nice clean landing.

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You better have clean and POM.

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We are going mark Indian air flight double dues. Declare

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number of souls on board?

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Nobody on this side has anymore.

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Indian Air Flight double dues. One more question. My computer

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is freezing up a little any suggestions.

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Have you tried stopping it?

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I'm leaving the show. I quit.

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Why because because it's it's it's a tinge racist, or

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or because it can only go down from here?

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No, because I got to be a pilot. I could

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Treehouse Show now. I'm Daniel Malley along with Trey Trenholm

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and Raj Sharma. If you missed the air traffic control

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cockpit chatter from the Air India flight that had all

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the clogged toilets last week. Don't worry, we're gonna We're

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gonna pull that thing out later on again today, So

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you've got that to look forward to. For now, though,

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I have excellent news and I'm very excited to share

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with you guys, and that is it appears wait, hang on,

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I just brain fort it great news. It appears all

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of the problems in the state of Texas have been

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solved because on the docket for this year's session, the

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Texas Legislature will introduce a bill to not only rename

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the New York Strip to the Texas Strip, but they're

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finally going to put a stop to the furry invasion

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in Texas. That bill would make it illegal for student

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dress up as non humans, unless, of course, it's a

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day where it's accepted, like Halloween. So congratulations everyone, we

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did it. Mh problem in the state of Texas has

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been solved. We're now going to rename the New York

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Strip to the Texas Stript and no more college kids

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dressing up as furries. And I want to I want

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to credit Daniel Cook from cookdf W Roofing and Restoration

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uh cookdfw dot com for sending along the furry story,

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and I'd like to quote him as he said, what

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is this world coming to?

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So no more fraternity hazing?

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Yeah, there's it's.

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Gonna be an interesting sweeping bill. But yeah, so you

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did have the This is called the Furries Act. It's

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been filed by Texas law makers targeting non human student

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behavior in schools because apparently it was causing such a

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huge problem that they felt the need to write a

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bill which aims to ban students from non human behavior,

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with exceptions for days designated for costumes like Halloween. The uh,

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I swear to god, this sounds like I'm making this up,

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but this is from This is from the Austin affiliate

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the Austin NBC affiliate k CE N okay from k

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c EN and Austin. The Forbidding Unlawful Representation of role

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Playing in Education, or Furres Act, filed by state Representative

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Stan Gerty's, would prohibit any non human behavior by a student,

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including presenting him or herself on days other than exempt

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days as anything other than a human being. The law

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would allow for exempt days like Halloween and other school

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dress up days.

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Oh okay.

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The law goes on to define non human behavior as

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any type of behavior or accessory displayed by a student

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in a school district other than behaviors or accessories typically

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displayed by a member of the Homo sapiens species. Someone's

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going to be a field day without some of the examples given.

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Using a litter box for the passing of stool, urine,

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or other human byproducts, using fur other than naturally occurring

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using fur other than naturally occurring human hair, or a

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wig made to look like human hair, artificial animal like ears,

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other physiological features that have not historically been assigned to

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the human race, the remains of natural biological development. Students

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who bark, meow, hiss, or make other animal noises that

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are not human speech, and licking oneself or others for

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the purpose of grooming or maintenance. A hearing has not

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yet been set for this landmark legislation.

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Well, Greg Abbott is screwed. He hisses, and he I

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think he wheels. I don't know how it works.

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Uh, I think he use the litter box that has Now,

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that's that's just impoor taste. Oh I Trey, help me.

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You're you're our political expert inside the treehouse. Help me

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understand this. Other than other than the thoughts in my brain,

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which are.

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Just you just gave the the whoever put this bill for.

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First of all, bills are like or like lawsuits. Anyone

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can file one for any reason. And the amount of

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press this is getting this. This guy's an Austin area Rep.

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He got what he wanted.

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Is this one of those bills that's not a serious bill?

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This is one of those bills I saw in a

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different state they had done something similar where I think

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it was going to make masturbation illegal in another state.

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But basically saying I'm authoring and submitting this bill to

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the state legislature, not because I think it needs to happen,

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but to try to call out some sort of craziness

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from the other side.

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That are are are just it got his name out,

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no name Rep.

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That, and all of a sudden, now he's getting at

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least statewide attention, if not national.

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Yeah, this this makes me think.

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Of now the litter box thing. I'm okay with, you know,

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if that, if that's really going on. Yeah.

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But also in this this, in my opinion, goes to

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a larger problem, which is, and this is both sides

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every and any argument, the wack of doodles are the

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ones who get the most attention. Like, you know, there

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there is a woman on TikTok who son, you know

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I identifies as a cat. Yes, and she gets a

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lot of attention. So this is the the other side

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of that where you know, it's just the extremes are

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the ones getting all the attention?

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Yes, But can't you see how that could join because

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her son identifies as a cat and then there's a

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litter box, Both of those guys could come come together.

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If you both time.

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I'm just saying, if the if there is a school

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that that is having a problem of students crapping in letterboxes,

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that you know what, that probably does need to be addressed.

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I think the school board, local school board could probably

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get it done. But if this is a trend, let's

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you know, maybe this is something. Maybe there's something we've

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been missing, because now what.

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I'm saying, maybe they're onto something we don't. None of

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us have kids, so maybe crapping in a litter box

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is like kind of a thing.

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It might show you got a lot of riz if

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you go on a box. I have no idea. I

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don't know if I've ever felt more out of touch

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with the younger generations that I do right now.

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Then when you said riz absolutely, but I mean when

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you hear about ridiculous bills such as this Furries Act

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that is going.

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To be submitted for the next Texas legislature, the Anti

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Furries Act. For being accurate, is I no longer can

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tell the difference between a bill being submitted out of

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seriousness because someone truly feels that there's a furry invasion

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on college campuses and they're sick of students dying and

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choking on litter dust in boxes, or there's a licking

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problem in high schools and community college that needs to

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be addressed, and I and the difference between that serious

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bill versus a non serious bill that's being submitted to

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show the ridiculous of someone's argument, I can no longer

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tell the difference, which is kind of the big problem.

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If I can't tell the difference between the two, we

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got a huge effory problem.

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Yeah, I mean, I went to Texas State, so we

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just had heartworm. You're the problem.

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I'm Daniel Malley along with Trey Trenholm and Raj Sharma.

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On Monday, March seventeenth, twenty twenty five, Happy Saint Patrick's Day. Everyone.

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There is huge news coming out of Utah and huge

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news out of college athletics. A Utah teen is making

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history one corn hall toss at a time. Yes, because

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he has turned the game into a way to help

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pay for college. Yes, you heard that right. A Utah

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teen has become the first ever to get a collegiate

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cornhole scholarship. Congratulations. Eighteen year old Luke Herbert of Ogden, Utah,

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is the first in the state to earn a collegiate

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cornhole scholarship.

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To what school does it say?

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Oh, it says hard not that soft Landings because you

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know Texas State. Oh you know, Actually, I think the

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way this story reads, I can do it a little

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bit more justice. I think I could do it a

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little more justice if I give it more of a

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I don't know documentary style read So here we go.

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A Utah team is making history, one cornhole toss at

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a time, turning the game into a way to help

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pay for college. Eighteen year old Luke Herbert of Ogden, Utah,

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is the first in the state to earn a collegiate

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cornhole scholarship. The Bonneville High School grad moved to South

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Carolina in January after committing to play for a Winthrop

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University's cornhole team. He picked up the hobby about four

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years ago on a family camping trip. They quickly developed

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into a passion for both him and his father, d

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Luke said, we saw this cornhole tournament on Facebook, and

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we said, why not, let's go do it. We ended

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up winning the whole thing. After playing in various tournaments,

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Luke was eventually recruited at the collegiate level. But Luke's

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success stems from struggle. Playing cornhole wasn't always his goal.

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He said, college baseball was always what he was looking towards,

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but that dream came to a halt after Luke fell

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ill his freshman year of high school. He was eventually

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diagnosed with an autoimmune disorder, leaving him a lea him

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with painful skin rashes that ultimately forced him to stop

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playing baseball for good. I guess the wind racing over

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his abrasions on his arms was too much to bear

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in baseball as opposed to the soft, easy dynamics of

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the tossing motion of cornhole. Luke says, I'm sorry. Luke's mom, Alicia,

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said that was hard. It was a long road to

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even find out what was going on. It was hard

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on him emotionally and mentally. It was really hard on him.

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To this day, Luke undergoes monthly infusion therapy. Unfortunately, he says,

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the disease that I have, I'll have for the rest

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of my life. There's not a total cure from it.

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But I've got cornhole. I added that last part. But

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that doesn't stop him from striving to be the best

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athlete he can be. His father playing a big role

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in helping Luke perfect his newfound passion. He says, in

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the summertime, we'll play in the backyard. In the winter,

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they rent out pickleball courts and even convert their home

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hallway into a cornhole court. He says it's about six

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feet short of regulation, so it kind of messes up

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your throwing for the first couple of tries, but he

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says repetition and practice payoff. He's now looking ahead to

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the Cornhole World Championships in South Carolina in August, and

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when he's not tossing the bag, he's focused on school

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and majoring and sports management. Trey. To answer your question

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from earlier, Young Luke here from Utah is the first

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team out of the state of Utah to get a

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collegiate cornhole scholarship to the illustrious university, the cornhole Kings

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of the country, Winthrop University.

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I mean, Utah seemed like, I mean seemed like an

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odd place because this cornhole seems like it would really

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would not be popular amongst the Church of Latter day Saints.

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I think that they start cornholing.

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First space. Oh sorry, that's important taste. Also, I'm kind

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of with you, Trey. That sounds like something that maybe

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the LDS might frown upon because it's too much fun

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or well, typically advertisers, like some of the advertisers may

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go against uh, you know, Joseph Smith's teachings. You know

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because beer.

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MHM energy drinks. You know.

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A lot of things you would not but you just know.

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I mean, since this kid has an autoimmune does disease

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and he's overcome the stumpy guy with no arms and

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no legs, the place cornhole has got to be the

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poster on that guy's door.

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This is why represents.

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Lebron a small poster.

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Trenholm and Raj Sharma. There was one last little bit

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I wanted to tell you about that eighteen year old

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Utah teen who was the first to get a college

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cornhole scholarship. Name is Luke. He has his autoimmune disease

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which kept him from pursuing his lifelong dream of playing

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baseball in college, so instead he shifted to cornholing the game.

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And no, he's not cornholding the game. He's playing cornhole

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the game. That'd be weird if they walked in. He's yeah. Anyway,

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he has an inspiring story and a motivational message Luke does.

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Part of what he said in his journey going from

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baseball to cornhole is he says, you need to find

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something that you can do that isn't going.

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To hurt you.

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Cornholeing, sitting and just thinking about your illness is not

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really the way to go. Just finding something to distract

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yourself and overcome the mental struggles of your physical disabilities.

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I really do wonder Rag, Like you pointed out, this

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is a guy that's got basically a skin disease, and

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that's not good. That's bad, that's terrible. But there is

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the actual guy in the cornhole league who's professional, that's

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got no arms and legs. So I kind of wonder

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if he here's that message and receives it the way

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that Luke intends it, because now you're talking about two

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different levels of issues here.

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It sounds like neither one of them can masturbate.

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The corl.

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Competitive pegging was out.

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Oh it's in.

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For sponsors.

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This ass takes money.

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Literally, we are not right.

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The listeners know.

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I mean, one could argue the other side. Actually, maybe

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we are really really right.

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Oh one's the bottom, one the top. It doesn't matter.

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Sometimes when you're in the mood, you're on your sides,

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then your equals. That's called the partner's pose.

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Sometimes you feel like a nut.

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Did she call you all enjoy or I met both

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of them in Thailand.

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I had so many goals, not only for this show,

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but this segment.

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I had so many goals in life.

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Sometimes they don't work out the way we thought, and

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yet here we are. That's what I say every time

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before it starts.

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Malley along with Trey Turnholm and Roz Sharma back inside

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the Treehouse. Now, No, I'm not. I'm not going to

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go back there just yet. I think we're going to

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focus on what I've got written down and what we

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normally do at this time during each and every show,

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and that is birthdays. Okay, yeah, Today is, of course Monday,

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March seven. Oh yeah, I didn't. I didn't write it

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down on the card to tell you. Trade News sounder,

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thank you. Today is Monday, March seventeenth, twenty twenty five.

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Let's celebrate with some birthdays before we jump back into

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the competitive pegging. He played Finn in the new Star

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Wars movies, which he rightfully distanced himself from. John Boyega.

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Is thirty three today, although one could argue that they

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distanced themselves from him before he distanced himself from them.

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Those movies were a mess, and you could tell just

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by the character arcs of all of various characters, John

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Boyega's Finn At being one of them. The po dammarin

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his arc was weird, especially in the second one. The

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character arcs really tray. You're right, those movies were really

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just kind.

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Of just ble They weren't kind of they were blah.

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Well, ironically, I went into those New movies with hope,

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which was which was the first movie's title, a New Hope,

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and that's what we were all going into. And the

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first one that came out, the Force Awakens, that was okay,

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that wasn't bad. There's some stuff in there that some

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of the Star Wars super nerds could take issue with

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about like whether or not a former Stormtrooper like John

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Boyega's Finn could properly wield a lightsaber against you know,

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Ben Solo slash Kylo Wren. But I mean those are

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little things can be thrown around the death of Han Solo,

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you can, you know whatever. But the second one through

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a huge wrench into the whole series, and the third

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one was just they were trying to salvage it, and

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so it was just a huge mess and they were screwed.

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The peak of that that series was in the middle

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of the second one, when Yoda appears destroys the tree

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and then it literally it just goes to crap from there.

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Meanwhile, Raj in the corner like, I'm not the nerd

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Star Wars.

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I know it's Ben Solo. Is that the name?

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Yeah?

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Because because Han Solo and Princess Leah had a kid,

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they named him Ben after Obi Wan Ben Kenobi.

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Oh okay, the dark Side. Oh okay.

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So not only is he named after another Star Wars character,

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but it also works because as a lonely emo, yeah,

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sith Lord, he's also Ben Solo. Yeah, yeah, I don't

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think they intended that. I think that was a happy accident.

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Who then names himself Kylo Kylo Okay, so he goes yeah,

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he goes DJ so Kylo.

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When do you guys start pegging each other?

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That's a different franchise altogether. Other birthdays today from Take

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Me to Church Fame, Whosier is thirty five. He actually

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has other songs, you just don't ever hear them. Speaking

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of singers, Grimes is thirty seven. Her probably best known

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song is Medieval Warfare out of Suicide Squad. She's also

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one of Elon's baby mamas, if I remember correctly, grind

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Just thirty seven. Not that she should feel special in

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that regard. Speaking of not feeling special, Rob Kardashian turns

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thirty eight. We were talking earlier about how the extremes

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in our lives are the ones that get the most attention,

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whether it's the ultra smart or the ultra stupid ladies

474
00:32:47.160 --> 00:32:50.759
and gentlemen. I offer up the Kardashian clan as evidence

475
00:32:51.440 --> 00:32:51.839
of that.

476
00:32:52.759 --> 00:33:00.119
Yeah, no one wants to see his sex tape.

477
00:33:00.279 --> 00:33:02.440
If you start picturing it, it's not good.

478
00:33:03.839 --> 00:33:04.119
I was.

479
00:33:04.160 --> 00:33:08.640
I was able to shut that down immediately, thankfully. Rob

480
00:33:08.720 --> 00:33:11.440
Kardashian turns thirty eight. Especially when when you think about

481
00:33:11.440 --> 00:33:14.039
how the family started, Like when I watched the one

482
00:33:14.079 --> 00:33:20.680
of those OJ the OJ documentary thing where Robert Kardashian,

483
00:33:20.720 --> 00:33:25.160
the lawyer who's the father was played by David Schwimmer

484
00:33:25.200 --> 00:33:27.960
from Friends. So I watched that whole series. It was

485
00:33:28.039 --> 00:33:32.319
really really good, the OJ trial stuff, And at least

486
00:33:32.319 --> 00:33:35.240
based on that show, Robert Kardashian seemed like a decent guy,

487
00:33:35.559 --> 00:33:38.319
and then his whole family just went crazy after he died.

488
00:33:40.200 --> 00:33:43.160
Yeah, I mean, but they all died, like all the

489
00:33:43.200 --> 00:33:49.240
lawyers died. Like that's bad karma of all of OJ's lawyers. Yeah, well,

490
00:33:49.279 --> 00:33:51.319
I mean, conk all of them.

491
00:33:51.359 --> 00:33:53.839
They're all gonna die eventually. Just I'm a little bit

492
00:33:53.880 --> 00:33:55.559
sooner than others. I don't think it's some sort of

493
00:33:55.559 --> 00:33:56.599
grand conspiracy.

494
00:33:57.519 --> 00:33:58.079
Look it up.

495
00:33:58.240 --> 00:34:00.319
I mean, if you want to go down and I

496
00:34:00.319 --> 00:34:02.359
will talk about conspiracy theories, if you want to look

497
00:34:02.359 --> 00:34:02.799
it up.

498
00:34:03.039 --> 00:34:03.759
Yeah you will.

499
00:34:03.799 --> 00:34:06.039
But I can tell by looking at Trey's face he's

500
00:34:06.079 --> 00:34:09.079
not on the OJ lawyer death conspiracy train.

501
00:34:10.639 --> 00:34:12.320
It was just I mean, it's not like they died

502
00:34:12.360 --> 00:34:15.159
immediately after a few years.

503
00:34:15.400 --> 00:34:16.280
Yeah, had.

504
00:34:17.800 --> 00:34:22.320
During the trial, that would have been this glove.

505
00:34:24.960 --> 00:34:25.639
He's guilty.

506
00:34:26.719 --> 00:34:29.639
We think he did it. Although I I you know what,

507
00:34:29.760 --> 00:34:33.519
I I would argue that if in the middle of

508
00:34:33.559 --> 00:34:37.920
that trial OJ decided to strangle Bob Shapiro to death

509
00:34:38.000 --> 00:34:41.320
in court, Johnny Cochrand would still say, all right, he

510
00:34:41.400 --> 00:34:43.800
killed that guy, But that doesn't mean he killed these

511
00:34:43.800 --> 00:34:47.960
other two people. You have to focus on the crime

512
00:34:48.039 --> 00:34:50.320
that he's currently charged with. We'll get to the Bob

513
00:34:50.320 --> 00:34:53.199
Shapiro get to the next one. Yeah, but for now,

514
00:34:53.599 --> 00:34:59.280
if the glove don't fit, Shapiro has quit.

515
00:35:11.559 --> 00:35:13.039
You're in the tree house.

516
00:35:13.840 --> 00:35:22.840
Listen us online at Treehouse on air dot com.

517
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You're in the treehouse.

518
00:35:25.159 --> 00:35:30.519
Listen us online at Treehouse on air dot com.

519
00:35:30.880 --> 00:35:34.480
It is time to advertise right here inside the treehouse.

520
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521
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522
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523
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here inside the treehouse. I'm Daniel Malley, He's trade Trendholm

524
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and that is Rod Sharma. All inside the Treehouse today,

525
00:35:51.639 --> 00:35:56.719
Saint Patrick's Day, Monday, twenty twenty five. I was trying

526
00:35:56.760 --> 00:35:59.440
to go from from silly to sort of serious and

527
00:35:59.480 --> 00:36:02.360
then maybe to silly. But I just I can't get

528
00:36:02.400 --> 00:36:06.280
away from the cornhole story and what would what was that? Competitive?

529
00:36:06.320 --> 00:36:09.639
What masturbation?

530
00:36:12.119 --> 00:36:16.400
From cornholing to competitive masturbation. Sometimes I even watch and

531
00:36:16.440 --> 00:36:18.920
listen to this show and wonder, how how do we

532
00:36:18.960 --> 00:36:19.280
do that?

533
00:36:21.079 --> 00:36:21.320
Well?

534
00:36:21.400 --> 00:36:22.800
I have autoimmune disease.

535
00:36:23.239 --> 00:36:27.159
I have itchy skin, but I take medication for it,

536
00:36:27.199 --> 00:36:30.280
and I'm a little shaky, and I mean I'm just saying,

537
00:36:30.280 --> 00:36:32.679
like the corn whole thing, like I could toss it.

538
00:36:32.920 --> 00:36:36.320
That sounds terrible. Uh, I could toss it, but it

539
00:36:36.320 --> 00:36:37.599
would it would just fly away.

540
00:36:39.480 --> 00:36:41.800
Well, I mean yeah, go ahead try.

541
00:36:42.000 --> 00:36:45.360
Oh Roger, I think you would uh be considered that

542
00:36:45.599 --> 00:36:53.840
you have PEDS. What is ped performance and enhancing drugs?

543
00:36:53.960 --> 00:36:54.360
Oh?

544
00:36:54.400 --> 00:36:57.760
Well for you, for you, it would be performance enhancing

545
00:36:57.760 --> 00:36:59.320
disease because you got the shaky thing.

546
00:37:02.079 --> 00:37:08.000
You guys are not nice about this, So what would

547
00:37:08.760 --> 00:37:09.519
on the other day?

548
00:37:09.800 --> 00:37:13.760
Yeah, so the performance enhancing diseases that Raj may have,

549
00:37:13.880 --> 00:37:17.039
like the autoimmune, the skin thing, and then also possibly

550
00:37:17.039 --> 00:37:20.920
a border neuron or a parking type of thing. The

551
00:37:21.440 --> 00:37:25.360
you're saying, Tray that that might help him in competitive cornholing.

552
00:37:25.480 --> 00:37:26.719
No competitive masturbation.

553
00:37:27.519 --> 00:37:31.440
Ah, that would be unfair, No, I mean because I

554
00:37:31.480 --> 00:37:33.119
mean like it would just kind of.

555
00:37:34.599 --> 00:37:36.000
Go everywhere, right.

556
00:37:36.079 --> 00:37:38.239
But I mean you couldn't stop. I mean you could

557
00:37:38.280 --> 00:37:38.920
just keep going.

558
00:37:41.320 --> 00:37:43.119
Oh you mean he would have difficulty finishing.

559
00:37:44.079 --> 00:37:45.880
I mean he could finish and then just keep going.

560
00:37:46.119 --> 00:37:49.159
You know, he might want to stop, but it would

561
00:37:49.239 --> 00:37:50.679
just you know, hand would just.

562
00:37:53.920 --> 00:37:55.480
I absolutely don't like you.

563
00:37:57.480 --> 00:38:00.159
I mean, he's surrounded by medals and trophies because he

564
00:38:00.280 --> 00:38:03.559
just can't stop. But he's also crying because he can't stop.

565
00:38:08.280 --> 00:38:10.000
The New Indian with the tear going down.

566
00:38:10.960 --> 00:38:16.840
Oh my god, thank you for opening up the segue door, Trey.

567
00:38:16.880 --> 00:38:18.920
I think let's take this moment to get away from

568
00:38:19.239 --> 00:38:21.920
dog piling on Raj and let's just dog pile on

569
00:38:22.039 --> 00:38:27.119
his culture as a whole. Because we found this and

570
00:38:27.159 --> 00:38:28.679
I think it's important that we share it with the

571
00:38:28.679 --> 00:38:31.280
world again. We did it earlier today, let's do it again.

572
00:38:32.440 --> 00:38:34.320
Last week we told you the story about the Air

573
00:38:34.400 --> 00:38:36.840
India flight from Chicago to Delhi that had to turn

574
00:38:36.880 --> 00:38:42.719
around because the toilets on the flight got clogged so

575
00:38:42.880 --> 00:38:47.039
severely that the pilots had to contact air traffic control

576
00:38:47.159 --> 00:38:51.320
and turn the plane around, declaring an emergency. And just

577
00:38:51.599 --> 00:38:55.039
the other day we did an investigation on our own

578
00:38:55.840 --> 00:38:58.880
and Trey was able to dig up the voice recording

579
00:38:59.519 --> 00:39:04.119
from Chicago Air Traffic Control to the Air India flight

580
00:39:04.199 --> 00:39:09.639
that needed to declare an emergency and turn around to

581
00:39:09.719 --> 00:39:13.119
go back to the airport. So let's if you missed

582
00:39:13.159 --> 00:39:15.360
it earlier, let's uh, let's listen in again.

583
00:39:17.239 --> 00:39:20.039
Chicago India, Double.

584
00:39:19.880 --> 00:39:23.679
Dunes, Air India. This is Chicago Tower, go ahead.

585
00:39:23.840 --> 00:39:25.840
We need to declare an emergency.

586
00:39:26.440 --> 00:39:28.119
An emergency? What's wrong?

587
00:39:28.920 --> 00:39:31.000
Because we are having plumbing problems?

588
00:39:31.599 --> 00:39:33.440
Plumbing problems on a plane.

589
00:39:33.960 --> 00:39:35.400
Yeah, plumbing problem.

590
00:39:36.199 --> 00:39:41.960
Why would plumbing problems be an emergency? Because damn how

591
00:39:42.000 --> 00:39:44.480
bad could it be that you need to declare an emergency?

592
00:39:45.119 --> 00:39:48.280
Are you kidding me? Popping out like pop top?

593
00:39:49.119 --> 00:39:53.719
Okay, India, Double dudes, we'll hear the next team, Wendy,

594
00:39:56.480 --> 00:40:02.599
we are going to leave mar Remember it's stills on board.

595
00:40:04.039 --> 00:40:08.199
Nobody on this side has anymore.

596
00:40:10.599 --> 00:40:14.159
In their flight. Double dudes, One more question. My computer

597
00:40:14.280 --> 00:40:18.039
is freezing up a little. Any suggestion we are.

598
00:40:22.320 --> 00:40:23.599
Have you tried stalking?

599
00:40:28.079 --> 00:40:30.519
I know it's bad when your flight can't clear customs.

600
00:40:36.639 --> 00:40:39.119
Thanks for hanging out with us inside the Treehouse today.

601
00:40:39.639 --> 00:40:43.760
Happy Saint Patrick's Day. We'll see you back in here tomorrow.

602
00:40:44.239 --> 00:40:47.119
In the meantime, check out the h the Show website

603
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for all things Treehouse, Treehouse on Air dot com, find

604
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and follow us on social media as well at Treehouse

605
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on Air. For me, it's at the Daniel Mallley. For Trey,

606
00:40:54.840 --> 00:40:57.480
it's at Trey Trend Home one, and Farage it's at

607
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Comedian Raj. We'll see you back in here tomorrow Inside

608
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the treehouse,