Dak Prescott has a MAJOR Problem | The Treehouse Podcast

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It is time to leave your worries
outside and join me. Daniel Malley,

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Trade Trenholme, and of course Raz
Sharma right here inside the Treehouse. Four

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day three of Treehouse Gone Wild.
It is spring break inside the Treehouse.

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Five days of shows this week.
Instead of taking time off, we're working

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more and and f I can borrow
the fames words of Mike Breno from Lover

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Boy, Loving every minute of it. Someone who is not loving every minute

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of it is uh Dak Prescott.
He is not having the ideal off season

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as the quarterback of the Dallas Cowboys. Because you would think that the most

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exciting free agents see news of the
Cowboys re signing their long snapper, didn't

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you know, quell any concerns or
worries he had going into the season with

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getting all the help around and that
he needs to win the big one.

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Someone's decided to come after him and
say, hey, hey, hey,

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you have sexually assaulted me. And
if I may be so bold, if

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there was a Super Bowl of women
claiming things that men deny, the Cowboys

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would have way more than five trophies
at it. Oh yeah, oh yeah

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that Uh may not have won a
Super Bowl in twenty eight years. But

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my god, how many lawsuits have
they skirted? It might be able to

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you know what we know about there's
no telling going back to sources of the

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nineties. Oh yeah, I don't
know. I'm specifically talking about law suits.

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I'm not talking about the under the
table things that may or may not

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have happened that we've never even heard
about. Yeah, and not even not

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even that, like going into the
seventies, like what those Heathens were doing

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back then, that didn't even you
know what I mean, like that that

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was just considered like the norm for
the situation, right, and you look,

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but I'm sure that people were now
though that was but you got to

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remember something. They didn't have the
money. Yeah, the guys in the

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seventies, I mean, the first
million dollar contract was Stabauch and it idential

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seventy nine. So that's the one
thing that did change is in the nineties

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there the disposable income was far greater. Yeah, they still actually had to

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have have real jobs, or at
least some of them did. Yeah.

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Yeah, the they didn't have the
money for the fur coats that you know,

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Michael Irvin did. Instead, it
was for fur coats and Colombian Bam

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bam are expensive? Wasn't that?
Wasn't that name of thing? Wasn't that

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Joe Namath thing like cocaine, cigarettes
and fur coats on the sideline? Is

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that what he was doing? That
that that was a name of thing.

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And that's part of the reason why
the Cowboys were America's team is they weren't

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flashy like that. Instead, they
were more like Walt Garrison with leather.

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Yeah. I just love that.
There's still a footage of and I love

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when they you know, they're talking
about him and you just see name on

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this island, a fur coat,
just smoking a cigarette during the switch of

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like during the position switch. I
was like, this is a this is

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fantastic. But that's that's let's go
back to that. I want to see

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more of that. You want to
go go back to the days where they're

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signing bonus. How they got a
key free agent was they gave him a

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horse trailer as a signing bonus.
I got that. That's two wal Garrison

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references in the first five minutes.
Make you rest in peace. Yeah,

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but I heard something about the story. There's one hundred million dollar he filed

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one hundred million dollar. I didn't
read the whole article, So if you'll

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tell me what that, I'd be
happy to share it with you. Dallas

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Cowboys quarterback Dak Prescott has filed a
civil lawsuit and also filed a criminal report

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good on his part, against a
woman who has accused him of sexual assault

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and demanded one hundred million dollars in
exchange for not reporting the alleged incident to

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police. Prescott filed his suit against
the woman, named Victoria, and her

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lawyers on Monday. Lison Prosper confirmed
a WFAA Channel eight that it received a

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reported attempted theft by coercial and filing
on Monday as well. Tuesday afternoon,

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Dallas Police confirmed to Channel eight that
they received the criminal report filing from the

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accuser and are investigating. The accuser
told w FAA exclusively, I was just

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scared of what he could do,
if he could ruin my life, if

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I could get fired from where I
was working. I don't know him,

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I don't know what he's capable of, but I know he's a big time

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football player, and I know what's
happening now is exactly what I was afraid

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of. Victoria says she's received numerous
threats and attacks since coming forward with her

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story, you say things like I
could never that could never be me.

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I would fight back and all this
stuff, but you don't know until it

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happens to you and you're put in
that position, she said. Dak,

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on the other end, has denied
all of these allegations against him, calling

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Victoria's story completely fabricated. In a
press release detailing the suit they filed on

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their client's behalf, Dak's lawyers say
the All Pro quarterback is the victim of

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an extortion plot and deny the allegations
that he's sexually assaulted the woman in question,

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calling it a completely fabricated Sorry now, Victoria's attorney, in response to

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Monday's news doubled down on the allegations. The lawyer said Prescott is a liar

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and a rapist. That's what he
said in a statement two Channel eight late

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Monday night. In the alleged letters
sent to Prescott's legal team and included Monday's

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court filings, the woman's legal team
alleged that Prescott sexually assaulted her honor about

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February second, twenty seventeen, after
the end of Prescott's NFL rookie season.

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So it's been a while. According
to the statement released by Dak's attorneys,

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mister Prescott, a new father to
a baby girl that's them, including this,

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not me, has great empathy for
survivors of sexual assault. He fervently

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believes that all perpetrators of such crime
should be punished to the fullest extent of

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the law. To be clear,
mister Prescott has never engaged in any non

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consensual sexual conduct with anyone that's from
his camp. Letter states the woman in

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Prescott became acquainted through her job.
He invited her to hang out after talking

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on Snapchat. When the two eventually
met up, the letter states, Dak

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picked the woman up and planed while
accompanied by two members of his entourage and

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a couple of additional female friends.
Basically, this is all going back and

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forth to say it's a he said, she said, uh, she's making

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a claim. He's saying no,
it's not, and they're both doubling down

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on like she's doubling down on her
claim with her attorney and he and his

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attorneys are doubling down on their denial
of the initial claim. So basically,

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the biggest free agent acquisition for the
Dallas Cowboys this offseason is yet another lawsuit,

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doesn't she say? In the very
beginning of that, she says,

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I don't know him. I think
what she means is I don't know him.

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Well I don't, I don't.
I don't think she's trying to claim

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that she did. She doesn't know
him period. Oh got I think she's

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just saying I don't know him.
Well, oh don't know what he's capable

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of. Is that what they're trying
to say? Yeah, yeah, gotcha.

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So basically, they met hung out
one time. She doesn't know him,

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but she's claiming these things happened,
which those things could be true,

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but obviously we don't. Yeah,
that'll be interesting because it it does feel

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like that, like he came out
exceptionally strong on that. It almost like

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so strong his response is so strong, and you go, yeah, he

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hoping just to get her to shut
up, you know, and now now

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what, Well, here in lies
the stickiness of these situations. We're analyzing

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how how how fervently he denies yeah, and we we pick apart these things

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in the court of public opinion like
crazy. One of the first thoughts I

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have upon reading the story is,
and a lot of people do this,

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but people have their reasons. Is
why now, why are you saying this

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thing happened? I mean we're talking
what you think that seven years ago?

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Why now that's on her side?
On his side, Trey, you bring

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up an interesting point, is he
overly aggressively denying it. So it's like

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you have to find the sweet spot
of denying it, and she has to

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find the sweet spot of accusing it. And at the end of the day,

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we have no effing clue. And
this is what makes these cases so

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goddamn difficult, not only in the
court of public opinion, but in the

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real court. Well, and off
flip sides and now go on the other

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side and go Yeah, the timing
is very suspicious, especially considering, you

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know, they're talking about him restructuring
a contract that would make him probably be

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the largest contract in the NFL history, definitely make him the highest paid quarterback

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for a minute, and you know, and he obviously wasn't that She's done

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that right now, and Hope probably
hopes that, you know, he'll want

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it to go away, and the
Cowboys wanted to go away before they close

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the deal. Yeah, and you
know, the timing suspiciousness of it.

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You're right, she wasn't making these
claims when he you know, wash at

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the end of his rookie season on
a fourth round uh pick contract. Yeah.

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So that's why these things, like
I said, that's why this is

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sticky. That's why these situations are
analyzed to death. And you know,

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you can read through the claims,
whether it's the woman's claims or Dak's claims

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of denial, and ultimately you just
don't know. Now I will say this,

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her claim says, Okay, there's
there were other people around. I

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don't think Dak has or his camp
have denied that they met. I think

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they're just basic saying now this it's
not happening the way that she says it

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did. And she's saying there were
other people there that at that point,

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then you got to go talk to
these yeah, supposed witnesses and see what

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they say about it. Yeah.
I mean, it's just one of those

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I don't put you. I mean, they need like you know, how

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they teach in college. They teach
athletes that are going to go pro,

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like they teach them how to talk
in front of camera and like the talking

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that's why you always hear the same
like you know, we gave it one

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hundred percent. It's a team effort. You always hear the keywords. I

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also need to teach a class like
don't put yourself in situations like this because

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this can't happen now because we're super
as. It wasn't like this in the

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past, but we're a very re
litigious, presumptive society now, so now

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it's you know, you can,
you can make allegations towards anybody and file,

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and then the it's the aftermath.
It's the nobody cares about her.

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If she and if it's real,
then God got God bless her for it.

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You know. I hope she finds
justice. But it's one of those

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things like when they go, okay, you know, I recan't my story,

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this didn't actually happen. Nobody cares
about that part that gets buried,

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you know, way back at the
back of the newspaper, these allegations that

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come up front. I just disagree
with you on your premise that this is

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a new concept. I mean,
this isn't this this especially a year on

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the Cowboys. This is Cowboys one
oh one. I mean, go back

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to the nineties. I mean,
there are a lot of women who who

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who made a pretty good payday and
there's no you know, no one knows

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whether it was true or false,
but I'm gonna assume there's some falsehoods in

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the in nobody wanted to say.
It's like nobody's going through. Nobody went

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to the extreme of getting multiple lawyers
and high like one hundred million dollar lawsuits.

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Uh, these guys, you know, some some talking about in the

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nineties, I never heard of one. So if you if you have reference

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Michael Irvin, I believe faced a
couple that were, yeah, that were

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big, big time like big number
lawsuits. Yeah, And I don't remember

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with Michael Irvin. And the thing
was, though, that was at a

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time when it was rarer for us
to hear about these things. It was

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rarer. Sorry, I'm overemphasizing that
because I have a hard time saying that

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word. It's a lot of art. It was less frequent back then for

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a woman to come forward. It
still is infrequent today for it to happen.

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But yeah, it does seem like
more do come forward with these allegations.

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And part of the reason in legitimate
cases and they don't come forward is

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because they get run through the ringer
and they're basically said you're lying when they

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may not be. And once again
the flip side. And this is what

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makes these situations so difficult to navigate, is there are instances where you've had

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an accuser who's made something up just
trying to hit a payday, and so

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it really just leaves these extremely murky
waters were all left going well, I

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don't know now. Dak's attorney did
say to Channel eight that there was a

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relationship with the woman, but he
denies doings. But he denies doing the

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things she alleges. Dak's attorney says
she was a waitress at a bar he

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frequented. She came out one night
with a group of friends, met mister

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Prescott, then spend anivny evening where
they went to numerous locations. The lawyer

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said Prescott remembers going out with her, but said he did not have sex

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with her. He was a single
guy at the time, and I would

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call it a makeout session. That's, according to the attorney, that the

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lawyers don't often say that. The
lawyer also said Dak and the woman div

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did have interactions for a few years, and they would have amicable interactions when

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they would see each other. He
said this is completely out of the blue.

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He didn't remember at first who this
was. He had to dig it

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up, but he said, oh, yes, I remember her. Another

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attorney representing Dak, Jennifer Falk,
she is a former prosecutor who handled sex

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assault cases for nearly eighteen years,
says, I come into every case with

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kind of that lens to believe her, because that is what we should be

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doing socially, she said. But
the moment I was brought into this case

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and the moment I read the demand
letter, it gave me great concern.

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Fox said these types of cases,
which she called an extortion attempt on a

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high profile local kind of hero in
the community, undermined the progressive society,

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or actually they should say undermines the
progress society has made to believe victims,

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which goes back to that thing that
we were kind of mentioning as far as

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like, well he used to be
a woman would come forward and it was

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immediate victim blaming. Well, that's
your fault. Now it's more like,

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well maybe it wasn't, and we
should be looking at these actions from all

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perspectives. Yeah, I just so
the wording is weird, right, Like

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he had multiple interactions for years,
but then couldn't remember, like I mean,

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I don't I mean, I don't
know how many guys well those interactions.

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And again I'm putting words in people's
mouths. But when he says interactions,

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that doesn't necessarily mean that they were
physically together in the same room.

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That means that could have been a
text. A text could be an interaction,

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and he could say, like the
attorney comes and says, hey,

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we got this claim from some lady
that says you sexually assaulted her, that

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says she won't go file a criminal
complaint if you give her one hundred million

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dollars. Do you know who this
is? At which point he's like no,

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And then he probably does what a
lot of us do when you get

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a weird phone call. You type
in the phone number, or you type

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in a name, and oh,
yeah, yeah, that I know this

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person. It's from this place.
Yeah, And then he goes back to

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the roof and maybe sees, because
your our phones can do this these days

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without having to contact the phone company, you can see prior to text exchanges

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and things, so or like a
mentions here though they apparently were talking on

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Snapchat at the time. So I
mean there's all these different possibilities, so

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an interaction doesn't necessarily mean that was
a hook up. It could just be

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you know, a thumb emoji.
Let the greater lesson here be. If

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you have a bar that you like
going to, don't try and bang the

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staff. It doesn't play out,
thank you. It's just a bad idea.

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You don't ding girls, and no, don't that You're right. You

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do not get your pen in company
ink, and you do not put your

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dick where you drink. I don't
know what the second half of that phrase

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should be, but it's something along
those lines, and at least at least

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it rhymed. Uh but yeah,
when when when things are good in a

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certain place that you frequent be at
work, drinking, establishment, library,

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whatever it is, library, jeez, Okay, don't don't mess it up

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by screwing the people that work there
or that or or also frequent that place,

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because then you're just going to ruin
that place. Right as you actually

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you're you're thinking, you know,
a place with books, he said that.

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I was thinking the bar, Yeah, they'll I was for a while.

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Yeah, there was one in Austin
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the whole thing is like, uh, you know, your dad would call,

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you know, with the credit card
thing and like you know what is

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this, Like, hey, I
was at the library. It's just a

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lot of book fees. So that's
what that was. But no, and

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then and that's when the dad looks
up the fine print of the bill and

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the dad asks the kid is like, really, there's a a lot of

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redheaded sluts at the library. I
went to south West Texas. So yes,

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no, that's a lie. They
were never at the library. Whatever

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it is, you got to tell
your parents when the credit card. Yeah,

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I just uh yeah, you're one
hundred percent right. Just don't.

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I mean, I've there's a couple
of bars that I would I would I

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jokingly say, like lost in the
divorce because when the breakup would happen,

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I'm like, well that's her bar. Now I really like that place,

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but that's that's where she goes.
And I don't need drama. So yeah,

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I just don't. I mean,
And just don't put yourself in situations

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like this, Like you know who
you are, Like you're very aware that

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you are the leader of the Dallas
Cowboys and anything any slip up can cost

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you. Anything that you do,
any what could be perceived as a come

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on or you know whatever like that. You know, if it was a

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makeout session, then you guys did
it all the time, and then this

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time she just didn't want to and
you're like, oh, no, we

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do this all the time. I
mean, whatever the situation is, and

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we don't know, we'll find out
when it goes to or if it ever

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goes to court, but you just
don't. I mean, I've on a

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small scale just being a comic,
like I've had many many of a woman

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like like, can I come back
to your room? Absolutely not, because

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there's nobody else there but me.
No, we're not doing that. And

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I just that was never my style
anyway. But no, like I always

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kept it. If we're going to
hang out, we're gonna do it in

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front of all, you know,
all the audience that I invite out after

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shows wherever we go, we'll keep
it there. But yeah, they're just

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not I'm just not gonna put myself
in a situation where you can ruin everything.

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So yeah, And it's also very
difficult because I don't know how you

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were in your early twenties, Raj, but I know I was not of

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the soundest mind we're all approaching this
weak. We remember your first wife,

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Dan, she was a sweetheart,
trust betray she was not the problem.

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Okay, maybe that's what you meant. So anyway, the we're approaching this

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as reasonable men of a certain age
with a certain amount of wisdom. Sure,

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and trying to reason with a twenty
two year old soon to be millionaire

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athlete. And look, it's hard
to reason with a regular twenty one year

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old, let alone one of a
certain status. So I get it.

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You need someone in the car,
are with you saying hey, Dak,

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don't touch that before you do.
Sign this agreement that says she that here's

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a consent form, have her sign
this record something on a on a on

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a video like, hey, do
you want to get on with Dak Prescott?

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Yes? I do. And now
now you've got, you know,

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some evidence to help out your boy
or and if she says no, then

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let's we're out of here. Yeah. Just that it's not Michael Irvan in

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the car. That's uh, yeah, he's not the best character with Dak's

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got to realize those cowboys in the
nineties won three Super Bowls. It gave

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them a lot of Yeah, he
got away with a lot. Yeah,

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the shine of the Lombardi Trophy is
extremely bright, and the bore of those

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you collect, Yeah, the blinder
the masses become to whatever else you're doing

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behind them. Yeah, for sure, that's the that's the the forgiveness.

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It's just really weird as a society, Like if you think about it,

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like the forgiveness that we give athletes, Like everybody's like last season, like

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everybody marveled how well Tyreek Hill was
doing with the Dolphins. I'm like,

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do you guys remember when he kicked
the lady in the face when he was

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a Kansas City Do you guys remember
that part? Like we just we just

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forgot about it because he can run
fast, Okay, I just want to

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I just want to remind you,
Like he dropped kicked the lady in the

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face, just f y and then
his high school is college, Like he

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got kicked off OSU his football team
for beating up his girlfriend. I'm like,

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dude, do we forget about this
part? Nice? He's really fast,

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Yeah, but he punched the ship
out of somebody. It was a

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woman. Uh. There there are
two things that will enact revisionist history m

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HM. And what I mean by
that is, if you win enough mm

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hmm, or if you die,
people have a tendency to forgive a lot

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of the ills that you committed when
you were alive. Yeah, there's something

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about like if you go, you
go win a bunch of games, you

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win some trophies, or or you
die, people have that sympathy for you.

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Then if you die. Uh so, it's like it's like two sides

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of the coin on wonder. You're
like, Oh, you're such a great

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champion that it's okay he hates he
got a couple of mistakes, or oh

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he's dead, I feel really bad
for him, even if he was just

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an awful human being for a good
chunk of his life, or or if

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or if they're on like the last
year of a very long, great career

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that seems that seems to be it
makes everyone forget, whether it was Kobe

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or Dale, Earnhardt or all these
people when when they're on that that last

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like everyone people hated him, but
then it's like there's this nostalgia and they're

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like, oh my god, they're
the greatest. We all love them.

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Let's have a farewell tour. Yeah, I mean it's it's yeah, it's

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amazing, like you know, the
big send off for Ben Roethlisberger. And

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I'm like, well, they you
guys, remember we forget about that part.

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You we're skipping over apart. We're
reading the book, but we're skipping

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eleven. Okay, I got Yeah, there's there's one person in the crowd

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that is actually happy to see his
ass go out the door. Yes,

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or many many people that were very
happy the same thing. Like we said,

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Kobe Bryant's like always like, oh
my god, he just what a

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tragedy. I'm like, everybody forget
about Colorado. Then we missed that part,

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Like what part are you reading over? It is? It is very

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possible again and that and that's one
of the great examples of situations like this.

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If he said, she said,
and that one went to trial.

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Yeah, but somewhere Kobe's accuser wasn't
so broken up that his helicopter crashed.

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Yes, that is. I'm sure
I'm not saying that that she welcomed it.

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All the other people that died with
him, including his daughter and stuff,

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but I'm sure on some levels he's
like malo karma. Yeah, it's

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just and it was funny like that
that whole situation like, that's what that's

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what caused the beef between him and
Shack is because I don't know if you

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guys read this part, but in
the interrogation he Kobe Bryant, you know,

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he just didn't know any better in
that situation. He's like, okay,

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so how much do you have to
pay her? And the arrestings?

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Like what are you talking about?
He goes, Shaq does this in every

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city. He just pays him off. And he says this, It's like

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it's in the transcript. He's like, Shack does this in every city,

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So what do I? Like,
do I have to pay? Have to

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pay her as much as he pays
And so that's when that came out,

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which caused Shack to get divorced.
Yeah, so that's where there was all

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this bev and animosity. But he
just didn't know any better. So he

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was like, Okay, cool,
I'm an athlete, so I did this?

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How much? How much do I
gotta shell out? And not only

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that, but Shaq won enough of
the shiny trophies to distract enough people to,

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you know, to where now he
can run Papa John's. But Papa

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John himself said a few things that
you really shouldn't have and he got shown

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the door. Yeah, but I'm
kind of he said the guy was smarmy

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anyway, like you could tell,
like even in the commercials, I'm like,

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yeah, I bet he uses the
N word Like that's like you just

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look like he's spelling it out with
the Pepperoni. I thought you were gonna

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say black Hollers, but you went
Pepperoni. But I like to be a

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little not obvious. Yeah, but
when that came out, like you know,

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Papa John used the N word in
the conference, call him like it's

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one of those things where we go, yeah, anybody's about this. I

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feel like I feel like all the
leagues need to just like go back,

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like Wilt Chamberlain's got to be going, what the fuck are y'all doing?

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Y'all can't find bitches willing to do
this? You know. You know why

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he's different because he's got twenty thousand
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you with that as well. The
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recently a headline where a man was
referred to as Pickleman. The origin story

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not so great, it's because he
stuck his head in Nevada pickles, but

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still the headline Pickleman, and I
immediately thought, oh my god, if

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there was a superhero that could steal
my wife away from me, it wouldn't

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be Batman, It'd be Pickleman,
because that's how much she loves pickles.

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Is there a superhero that might steal
you away from your colby? It would

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have to be a combination of I
want Deadpool's humor, but in like one

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of the Batman with nipples bodies.
I love the Batman with nipples jen like

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Timeline For me, though it's it's
Val Kilmer, like I love that Val

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Kilmer, like that region of his
career, those years where he's Tombstone Batman

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the Saint. So I want Val
Kilmer Batman, and I want his like

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sweetness, but I want the Deadpool
humor justushed into one and I got to

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tell you. This is a broad
statement for all men. All men,

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go watch The Saint to a certain
degree. I think that's what every woman

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wants. We want somebody that's a
protector, but we want there to be

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a sense of adventure. I also
commend that film for doing something no other

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film I don't think is ever done. A nuclear physicist wearing knee socks and

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being taken seriously. And the other
thing was Val Kilmer's The Saint made driving

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a Volvo look cool. He could
have done anything I think in that movie

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and made it cool. But it's
Val Kilmer. So this is why I

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want Batman with nipples. Val Kilmer, you know, to come fistfight Colby,

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and you're just be sitting on the
sideline eating some popcorn. I don't

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cheer for both of them. I
don't know who I want to win.

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Go, guys, go, It
doesn't matter you win either way. So

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the website cookdfw dot com. Daniel
In your younger years, were you ever

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a spring breaker? Dan, I
was a big time spring breaker when I

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was young. I tell you what. My junior and senior year and me

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and three other guys drove down to
South Padre Island and in that time,

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that was like one of the most
popular places in the United States to have

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spring break. Matter of fact,
MTV had a stage set up on the

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beach. We stayed at the Radison
one year, right outside from where that

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stage was. It was just like, I don't know how to explain it.

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I mean, this little bitty island
that you probably doesn't have more than

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five hundred people that live there,
all of a sudden got twenty thousand kids

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coming into it within like a two
week span, and it was just insanity.

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You're staying up until five or six
o'clock in the morning, you go

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home and take a nap, and
then you get up the next day and

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you're out on the beach by noon
and it's just you start drinking. You

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don't stop. It's like, if
you stop being drunk, you will not

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have a good time. I think
you just found your new T shirt.

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There you go. Well, the
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to three Cook DFW the website,
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Oh, the Orville and Moore.
Come see Ryan o'flannagan this Friday and Saturday

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Why and the bedat didn't make a
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next people. Terrible to clean a
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didn't know you had to clean the
day now. Oh my gross. Oh

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the knob your novel was gross.
The knob is just for your hands.

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You don't poop on that's what you're
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You don't turn the knob into your
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For tickets, go to Dallas Dashcomedy
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Funny happens here. You're in the
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com. Let's start that again,
Trey. Sorry, you're in the treehouse.

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Visit us online at Treehouse on air
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for your free roof inspections? Where
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eight three three Cook DFW. That's
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Cook d f W dot com.
Sorry, just imagining Will Chamberlain. Wherever

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he went made sure he brought an
attorney with him. So that's that's that's

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smart. That's how you do it. That was his threesome, the Chamberlain

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threesome, me, you and my
attorney. He should have written a book

441
00:33:23.599 --> 00:33:36.400
Is Easy ten Thousand Ways by Will
Tremblin. Yeah. And then there's no

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00:33:36.480 --> 00:33:39.160
context. There's no story to that, to that book. It's just documents

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with signatures. It's just be send
forms. That's it. The longest book

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in history. It's a good read. It's a really good read. It

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goes quick. New York Times bestseller, tell you right? All right?

446
00:33:58.119 --> 00:34:07.760
Uh I mentioned it yesterday, and
this might be one of the stupidest stories

447
00:34:07.880 --> 00:34:12.719
we've come across in quite some time. And that's saying a lot for us.

448
00:34:12.800 --> 00:34:15.360
I was about to say that those
are very very strong words. Yeah.

449
00:34:15.400 --> 00:34:24.360
So Trey found the story and sent
it along and we'll see, you

450
00:34:24.400 --> 00:34:28.719
know how those you know we were
just talking about, like Dak Prescott and

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00:34:28.760 --> 00:34:32.679
his accuser, Kobe his accuser,
Roethlisberger his I mean, so here we

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00:34:32.719 --> 00:34:38.719
have the story of another accuser.
But this is not of a famous athlete

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00:34:38.800 --> 00:34:44.480
or anything like that. This is
this is from an accuser who had a

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00:34:44.519 --> 00:34:50.760
wild uber ride. Okay, okay, yeah, Anderson, Indiana. Court

455
00:34:50.840 --> 00:34:55.360
documents revealed that an Anderson woman's uber
ride to the pharmacy started off strange when

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00:34:55.360 --> 00:35:08.920
her driver asked her to drive instead
of him. Okay, and that's not

457
00:35:08.960 --> 00:35:15.920
even close to be the weirdest part. It's not now, Okay, it's

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00:35:15.920 --> 00:35:19.599
just the tip of the iceberg.
Court documents revealed that an Anderson woman's uber

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ride to the pharmacy started off strange
when her driver asked her to drive instead

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00:35:24.000 --> 00:35:30.039
of him. Going along with it, the situation worsened when he reportedly began

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00:35:30.119 --> 00:35:35.400
to fondle her from the back seat. Okay, and now, a thirty

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00:35:35.480 --> 00:35:39.480
year old Indianapolis man is charged with
one count of sexual battery along with the

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misdemeanor count of battery. According to
documents, the woman ordered an uber because

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00:35:44.559 --> 00:35:46.760
she needed to head to CVS and
pick up her medication. The woman said

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her uber ride started bizarrely straight off
the bat when the man, who was

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00:35:50.960 --> 00:35:55.000
reportedly deaf and has an intellectual disability, handed the woman his phone with a

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00:35:55.039 --> 00:36:00.519
message on it asking her to drive. The woman told police She knew it

468
00:36:00.559 --> 00:36:04.519
was odd and not allowed by Uber, but she decided to go along with

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00:36:04.599 --> 00:36:07.679
it because she really needed to get
to the pharmacy and didn't want to wait

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00:36:07.719 --> 00:36:10.360
around for another Uber driver, as
there are few of them in Anderson,

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Indiana now. While driving to CVS, the man reportedly kept trying to show

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her messages on her phone. Some
of the messages were inappropriate, so just

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00:36:20.760 --> 00:36:23.400
telling her the size of his penis
and seemingly asking for a hand job.

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00:36:23.760 --> 00:36:28.000
Hmm. I like to point out
this is the first time of the history

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00:36:28.000 --> 00:36:30.800
of my news director career that I've
ever seen the word hand job in an

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00:36:30.840 --> 00:36:37.079
actual news article. Yeah, The
woman said. At one point, he

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00:36:37.159 --> 00:36:39.599
reached his hand under her shirt and
grabbed her breast, causing her to slap

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his hand away and nearly drive off
the road. The woman said she kept

479
00:36:44.920 --> 00:36:47.679
showing the man her wedding ring,
telling him she's married, but he only

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00:36:47.719 --> 00:36:53.320
mouthed how much. According to court
records, the woman how much? How

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00:36:53.400 --> 00:36:58.199
much is how much? Uh?
I don't know if he's asking her like

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how much to do this? Or
like how much? Are you married?

483
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I don't know. According to court
records, the woman decided to pretend she

484
00:37:05.320 --> 00:37:08.480
found his antics hilarious in order to
trick him into letting her take a photograph

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00:37:08.519 --> 00:37:12.880
of him, along with taking photographs
of some of the messages he was showing

486
00:37:12.880 --> 00:37:16.440
her, including one that said,
how to hand job Now, I'd like

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00:37:16.440 --> 00:37:21.239
to point out this, in my
long career as a news director in the

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00:37:21.320 --> 00:37:24.519
radio industry, this is the most
hand jobs I have seen in any news

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article in my career. Two times, Dan, it really is, and

490
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I give them credit. Sometimes they
leave out these specifics, you know,

491
00:37:34.239 --> 00:37:37.599
for you know, the sake of
well it's a little dirty. Well,

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00:37:37.199 --> 00:37:39.679
these are facts either facts of the
case. This is what this woman is

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claiming. Where we're adults, we
can we can handle it in the in

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THEI end of ahead of their time. After picking up her prescription, the

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00:37:51.079 --> 00:37:54.639
man reportedly reached forward, daring the
drive back to her home, and then

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groped her between the legs over the
top of her pants. Okay, I'm

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00:38:07.480 --> 00:38:12.119
thinking, in the replay of this
on YouTube, if I can somehow get

498
00:38:12.159 --> 00:38:15.800
a computer generated light bulb to go
off over Raj's head, I'm gonna do

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that. She into into getting all
the evidence, and then it was like,

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hey, can you drop me back
off? After suffering the assault to

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00:38:32.000 --> 00:38:38.000
CVS, she decided to let the
assault her drive back home. Uh huh

502
00:38:38.079 --> 00:38:47.239
uh shoo shooter of herself back home. I bad, You're right, this

503
00:38:47.360 --> 00:38:52.559
is okay. Yeah, it's getting
weird, isn't it. Uh. Police

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00:38:52.079 --> 00:38:55.880
Police later spoke to the man,
who denied ever touching the woman and said

505
00:38:55.920 --> 00:39:01.679
he was respectful. He did admit
to writing the inappropriate messages, but claimed

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00:39:01.679 --> 00:39:07.360
he was just joking around. The
man's guardian. I'm going to say that

507
00:39:07.440 --> 00:39:13.480
again for the people in the back. The man's guardian told police he suffers

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00:39:13.519 --> 00:39:19.519
from an intellectual disability, cerebral palsy
and frontal lobe syndrome in addition to being

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00:39:19.679 --> 00:39:23.079
deaf, and said the man doesn't
always know right from wrong and thinks some

510
00:39:23.159 --> 00:39:29.800
things are funny that are not funny
to normal people. That's her saying that.

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And he's an Uber driver yeah now
inter Uber Uber stated that the man

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has been removed from their platform,
calling his allegations deeply disturbing. We take

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00:39:40.320 --> 00:39:45.119
all reports of sexual misconduct very seriously
and remove the driver's access to the Uber

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00:39:45.159 --> 00:39:47.719
platform as soon as it was reported
to us. Despite the man having several

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00:39:47.760 --> 00:39:54.119
disabilities that could potentially hinder his ability
to safely drive. Investigators did not mention

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00:39:54.159 --> 00:39:59.400
the man having no driver's license or
being suspended from driving. Oh my god,

517
00:40:00.320 --> 00:40:06.400
Indiana or in India Indiana, Okay, because this sounds very India.

518
00:40:07.119 --> 00:40:10.480
Uber's website simply states that anyone who
is legally able to drive can apply to

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00:40:10.599 --> 00:40:14.880
drive with Uber. If convicted,
the man could face between six months and

520
00:40:14.960 --> 00:40:19.880
two and a half years in prison
on a level six felony. Wow,

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00:40:19.920 --> 00:40:24.280
so let me just surmise all of
this for us again. Yes, there's

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00:40:24.320 --> 00:40:28.159
a woman. She needs to pick
up her prescriptions from CBS, so she

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00:40:28.159 --> 00:40:30.400
calls an Uber. The uber shows
up and says, hey, would you

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00:40:30.480 --> 00:40:32.760
mind driving? She decides okay,
I'll drive, and while she's driving,

525
00:40:32.800 --> 00:40:38.199
he fondles her from the back seat
and, trying not to alarm her alleged

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00:40:38.199 --> 00:40:42.440
attacker, she tries to take photos
of him, so she has evans for

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00:40:42.480 --> 00:40:47.719
the police and then reaches the destination
of CVS and while inside the relative safety

528
00:40:47.800 --> 00:40:52.519
of the pharmacy, she retrieves her
prescriptions and gets back in the same car

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00:40:52.559 --> 00:41:02.000
with the Uber attacker and drives herself
back home. Don't okay, don't you

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00:41:02.039 --> 00:41:05.800
have to like? When? When? When you get to the destination of

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00:41:05.920 --> 00:41:08.360
CBS, don't they stop the ride
there, and then you get the alert

532
00:41:08.400 --> 00:41:15.840
on your phone says you, oh, Hansy McGillicuddy a couple bucks, and

533
00:41:15.880 --> 00:41:20.880
then you have to get an Uber
again, not necessarily because now you can

534
00:41:20.920 --> 00:41:23.800
add stops. Okay, Now I've
never done this, but I'm assuming you

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00:41:23.840 --> 00:41:28.679
could. Like if you wanted to, say, you know, go to

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00:41:28.719 --> 00:41:32.360
the library, you could your destination's
library. But and then you order the

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00:41:32.480 --> 00:41:37.159
uber, but then you're like,
oh, I need to stop at McDonald's

538
00:41:37.159 --> 00:41:39.079
for a sandwich first, so then
you can add that stop in. Now,

539
00:41:39.079 --> 00:41:44.039
if you can do that, I'm
certain you could have your starting point

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00:41:44.039 --> 00:41:47.880
being home and ending back at home. You're just gonna stop at CBS and

541
00:41:47.880 --> 00:41:51.079
then you're gonna have them wait and
take you home and they just like a

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00:41:51.119 --> 00:41:53.320
cab, just keep the meater running. Yeah, And I think it's safe

543
00:41:53.360 --> 00:41:59.000
to assume that the guy with cerebral
palsy it's deaf, maybe not, isn't

544
00:41:59.000 --> 00:42:06.360
doing everything above board on the books. Yeah. Yeah, I'm just you

545
00:42:06.400 --> 00:42:08.360
know, he was aware of his
condition, so he's like, hey,

546
00:42:08.400 --> 00:42:14.159
can you drive, I'm in no
shape. Yeah, that is interesting.

547
00:42:14.199 --> 00:42:20.280
It's like he is aware that he
has challenges, and his guardian is clearly

548
00:42:20.280 --> 00:42:22.000
aware of it, because the guardian
told I'm gonna read this and again in

549
00:42:22.039 --> 00:42:27.360
the story, the man's guardian told
police that he suffers from an intellectual disability,

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00:42:27.440 --> 00:42:30.880
cerebral palsy, and frontal lobes syndrome
in addition to being deaf. That

551
00:42:31.079 --> 00:42:37.079
right, there is one, two, three things right there that on their

552
00:42:37.199 --> 00:42:42.519
own would make you driving on Rhodes
dangerous. But he's got three at the

553
00:42:42.559 --> 00:42:45.000
same time. And he Hey,
he made it to her house, so

554
00:42:46.000 --> 00:42:51.559
thumbs up to him. Yeah he
did. But we don't know if there's

555
00:42:51.639 --> 00:42:55.159
a you know, a string of
victims in his wake that got him to

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the house that he also made drive
okay. So, Frontal loab syndrome is

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a broad term used to describe the
damage of higher functioning processes of the brain,

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such as motivation, planning, social
behavior, and language and speech production.

559
00:43:07.920 --> 00:43:15.760
I know lots of people like that
the work in radio speaking of now

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00:43:15.800 --> 00:43:22.239
I know this is this might be
a troubling situation for many people, especially

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00:43:22.280 --> 00:43:28.079
if you've been an actual victim of
assault. Yes, and we respect that,

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00:43:28.280 --> 00:43:30.719
don't want to make light of that. This particular situation we're going to

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00:43:30.719 --> 00:43:37.599
make light of because it's it's a
ridiculous story, because how often do you

564
00:43:37.599 --> 00:43:39.199
You're like, well, you know, yeah, my Uber driver attacked me,

565
00:43:39.280 --> 00:43:43.920
but there's only so many of them, so I let him let me

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00:43:44.079 --> 00:43:47.079
drive us back to my house.
To that end, not only did Trey

567
00:43:47.199 --> 00:43:52.039
find the news article about the wildest
Uber ride in the history of Uber,

568
00:43:52.480 --> 00:44:00.840
but he also found the nine to
one one call that the woman placed.

569
00:44:00.760 --> 00:44:13.039
No, yes, shut up,
I will not Okay, what's that,

570
00:44:13.199 --> 00:44:22.000
raj I said? I said,
that's here we go, Anderson, what's

571
00:44:22.000 --> 00:44:28.079
your emergency? Oh my goodness,
ma'am. Are you okay? Are you

572
00:44:28.119 --> 00:44:31.800
safe right now? Sure? So
he was reaching around while he was driving.

573
00:44:31.960 --> 00:44:37.559
That's so dangerous. He must have
been terrified. Okay, tell me

574
00:44:37.599 --> 00:44:40.719
what happened. Well, I needed
to hold and over. When I'm walking

575
00:44:40.760 --> 00:44:45.960
up to the door, he hands
me a note asking your mind. I

576
00:44:45.000 --> 00:44:52.599
should probably point out that we needed
to change the voice of the accuser to

577
00:44:52.760 --> 00:44:55.079
protect her identity. I guess that
probably would have been helpful for me to

578
00:44:55.119 --> 00:44:59.039
mention at the beginning. So,
uh, I'm gonna reap. I'm going

579
00:44:59.119 --> 00:45:04.519
to restart this, but keep in
mind way to change the voice to protect

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00:45:04.559 --> 00:45:08.159
the identity of the woman who is
accusing the Uber driver of fondling her.

581
00:45:08.559 --> 00:45:13.519
Sorry, did you say your Uber
driver, Hey, here we go Anderson

582
00:45:13.599 --> 00:45:17.440
ninety one one? What's your emergency? Uber? Oh my goodness, ma'am

583
00:45:17.440 --> 00:45:22.480
are you okay? Are you safe
right now? Sure? So he was

584
00:45:22.519 --> 00:45:27.039
reaching around while he was driving.
That's so dangerous. He must have been

585
00:45:27.159 --> 00:45:30.559
terrified. Well, it's not exactly, okay, tell me what happened?

586
00:45:30.800 --> 00:45:34.280
Well, I needed to go throwing
allD and Uber. When I walked up

587
00:45:34.320 --> 00:45:36.920
to the car, he had me
a note asking if I were drive.

588
00:45:37.360 --> 00:45:40.599
I'm sorry. Did you say your
Uber driver asked you to drive? And

589
00:45:40.679 --> 00:45:45.000
that didn't concern you? You know
what's right? Share not drive? Share?

590
00:45:45.239 --> 00:45:47.239
Mm hmm okay, So you're driving
the luber to see me as what

591
00:45:47.360 --> 00:45:52.480
happened next? He was driving me
messages on his phone asking for things and

592
00:45:52.000 --> 00:45:57.480
showing me things. Well, what
kinds of things? Like a turn to

593
00:45:57.559 --> 00:46:00.239
punch ball? You're showing me because
we asking me to play with it?

594
00:46:00.480 --> 00:46:05.840
And he was trying to feel my
boobs ma'am. Did you say his wee

595
00:46:06.000 --> 00:46:08.800
weed? Yes, it was rather
small. Oh okay, So what happens

596
00:46:08.800 --> 00:46:12.760
then? Well, I took some
pictures with him when we got to CBS.

597
00:46:12.800 --> 00:46:15.599
Then I went inside. Okay,
so you're at CBS. Okay,

598
00:46:15.599 --> 00:46:19.119
tell me which one and I'll have
units there immediately. No, I'm not

599
00:46:19.119 --> 00:46:22.519
at CVS. So you had to
run from this monster? Oh my goodness.

600
00:46:22.519 --> 00:46:24.000
Okay, tell me some landmarks and
we'll find you. No, I'm

601
00:46:24.000 --> 00:46:28.719
a home. How did you get
home? Carr? Wait, you got

602
00:46:28.760 --> 00:46:31.039
back in the car with him.
He got more aggressive on the way home.

603
00:46:31.239 --> 00:46:35.320
He even tried to put his fingers
in the dirty Believe you know what,

604
00:46:35.400 --> 00:46:37.920
I hope he's did you right in
your hands? Seriously, are you

605
00:46:37.960 --> 00:46:40.079
a parent? Well, that's just
rude. What is your name and badge

606
00:46:40.159 --> 00:46:59.000
number? Okay, serve and protect
very much. Hold on, ma'am.

607
00:46:59.599 --> 00:47:02.239
All you that shot fired? Officer
in danger? Yeah, totally endangered.

608
00:47:02.280 --> 00:47:07.480
This woman I'm talking to has a
gun. It is threatening everybody. Man.

609
00:47:07.559 --> 00:47:09.760
Do you do marketing for a butt
like? No? Do you happen

610
00:47:09.800 --> 00:47:14.960
to work in radio? Why not? Of the format changes at my heart

611
00:47:15.039 --> 00:47:17.239
radio? Oh? Okay, you
have that explains that you are a special.

612
00:47:17.960 --> 00:47:22.800
I'll get that called bomb swat.
It's your kids to shine. We'll

613
00:47:22.840 --> 00:47:25.679
get the robots you got a little
of Dodge's jersey on it. Given a

614
00:47:25.719 --> 00:47:30.039
big old box is hit it in
this lady's house. You'll either utilize the

615
00:47:30.119 --> 00:47:37.679
target or you get a mid day
show. Either way. What's your aeria?

616
00:47:43.679 --> 00:47:45.000
Where does you? Where does you? Where did you find this?

617
00:47:45.199 --> 00:47:59.400
Recorded? Just shut up like a
stray cat, And now that I've given

618
00:47:59.440 --> 00:48:10.920
it some milk, it might be
here to stay. Not really the dark

619
00:48:10.960 --> 00:48:21.880
web, kind of like the beige
web, the white collar web. Would

620
00:48:21.880 --> 00:48:24.199
anyone like to hear that one more
time? This one just you know,

621
00:48:24.840 --> 00:48:30.760
for legal purposes? Yeah? Okay, Oh my goodness, ma'am. Were

622
00:48:30.880 --> 00:48:36.320
okay? Are you safe right now? Sure? So he was reaching around

623
00:48:36.400 --> 00:48:38.800
while he was driving. That's so
dangerous. He must have been terrified.

624
00:48:39.119 --> 00:48:43.159
Well, not exactly, Okay,
tell me what happened? Well, I

625
00:48:43.280 --> 00:48:45.920
needed to go to Thorn holding over. When I walk up to the dark

626
00:48:46.079 --> 00:48:50.159
he had me a note asking your
buy one drive. I'm sorry? Did

627
00:48:50.199 --> 00:48:53.880
you say your Uber driver asked you
to drive and that didn't concern you?

628
00:48:54.239 --> 00:48:59.119
You know what's right here? Not
drives here? Okay? So you're driving

629
00:48:59.159 --> 00:49:01.239
the luber to see me? Yes? What happened next? He was hiving

630
00:49:01.280 --> 00:49:06.679
me messages on his phone asking for
things and showing me things. Well,

631
00:49:06.719 --> 00:49:09.239
what kinds of things? That's the
thing, like a turn to punch bowl.

632
00:49:09.599 --> 00:49:13.159
No, he was showing me as
we was asking me to play with

633
00:49:13.239 --> 00:49:16.000
it, and he was trying to
feel my boobs. Ma'am. Did you

634
00:49:16.079 --> 00:49:21.199
say his wee weed? Yes,
it was rather small. Oh okay,

635
00:49:21.280 --> 00:49:23.079
So what happened then? Well?
I took some pictures with him when we

636
00:49:23.119 --> 00:49:27.400
got to CBS. Then I went
inside. Okay, so you're at CBS.

637
00:49:27.480 --> 00:49:30.800
Okay, tell me which one and
I'll have units there immediately. No,

638
00:49:30.960 --> 00:49:32.880
I'm not at CVS. So you
had to run from this monster?

639
00:49:34.000 --> 00:49:36.400
Oh my goodness. Okay, tell
me some landmarks and we'll find you.

640
00:49:36.719 --> 00:49:38.400
No, I'm a home. How
did you get home? I drove his

641
00:49:38.480 --> 00:49:42.480
car buck Wait, you got back
in the car with him, cause he

642
00:49:42.559 --> 00:49:45.800
got more aggressive on the way home. He even tried to put his fingers

643
00:49:45.840 --> 00:49:47.320
in me. Dirty believed him.
You know what, I hope he fished

644
00:49:47.480 --> 00:49:52.039
you right in your ass? Seriously, are you weird? That's just rude.

645
00:49:52.079 --> 00:49:53.840
What is your name and patch number? Okay? Hold on, ma'am.

646
00:49:54.480 --> 00:49:59.079
All units shot fired? Officer.
It's danger yeah, totally endangered.

647
00:49:59.119 --> 00:50:01.519
And the woman I talked who has
a gun. It is threatening everybody.

648
00:50:02.119 --> 00:50:06.679
Ma'am. Do you do marketing for
a bud like? Do you happen to

649
00:50:06.719 --> 00:50:12.239
work in radios in the format changes
at my Heart Radio? Oh okay,

650
00:50:12.320 --> 00:50:15.639
yes, that explains that you are
special. All units delay that call bomb

651
00:50:15.840 --> 00:50:20.599
flat. It's your chin to shine. We'll get the robots, put a

652
00:50:20.639 --> 00:50:22.679
little of Dodge Journey on it,
given a big old bomb and sit it

653
00:50:22.719 --> 00:50:27.519
into this lady's house. You'll either
utilize the target or you get a midday

654
00:50:27.599 --> 00:50:30.519
show. Either way we win.
Okay, ma'am, I've got to go,

655
00:50:31.679 --> 00:50:37.360
and what's your myriam team? At
least the ball, at least at

656
00:50:37.400 --> 00:50:47.840
least the robot fifty to fifty shot
of I'm gonna do us all a favor

657
00:50:47.960 --> 00:50:58.079
right now. Thank you for hanging
out with us inside the Treehouse today for

658
00:50:58.199 --> 00:51:04.960
Treehouse Gone Wild Day three, Tomorrow, Day four, Day four, and

659
00:51:05.079 --> 00:51:15.800
that includes special guests, ironically enough, from iHeartRadio from the new Old Mixed

660
00:51:15.840 --> 00:51:19.159
one O two nine. We'll see
in the Treehouse tomorrow. M