Nov. 14, 2024

Dan Puts His Foot Down | Thursday November 14, 2024

Dan Puts His Foot Down | Thursday November 14, 2024

Today we talk about sausages, we rank the top Trump appointees, cybertrucks still suck, the sexiest man of the year, and a VERY colorful fellow. Plus: Did Dan get a puppy?

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Today we talk about sausages, we rank the top Trump appointees, cybertrucks still suck, the sexiest man of the year, and a VERY colorful fellow. Plus: Did Dan get a puppy?

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It is time to leave your worries outside and laugh

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with us inside the treehouse. I'm Daniel Malley, along with

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Trey Trenholm and Raj Sharma. Today is Thursday, November fourteenth,

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twenty twenty four. We are just a bit of a

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day away from Friday, which is good for all of

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us for many reasons. But any new day is another

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day separating one man from a really boneheaded mistake. I

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believe his name is double check on his name, but

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I think his name is Will Jordan. But I need

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to start this show today by asking you, Trey and

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Eu Raj, is this the worst answer ever given on

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Wheel of Fortune?

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I like to buy you, Well, you're gonna get three us.

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I like to solve the puzzle.

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Okay, well, let's hear it.

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Treat yourself a round of sausage.

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When you look at the letters on the board. No,

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I mean not even really close at all on that.

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Uh let me let me just I'm gonna play that

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again so we can all take that in a little bit.

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Because this is a guy who's been a fan of

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the show for a very very long time, his whole life,

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kind of like all of us. I believe Will of

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Fortune is older than all of us as far as

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how long it's been on the air or very close

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to it. I grew up watching it, Trey, you're flipping

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me off. I'm sorry. Are you older than Wheel of Fortune?

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I believe so.

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Yeah, I think you need to put that. Are you

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currently do you currently have an online dating profile? Because

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if so, that needs to be your little headline older

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than Wheel of Fortune.

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I remember Wheel of Fortune when you could go shopping,

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like you could go you could buy, like there was

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the Dalmatian that everybody got, like the porcelain Dalmatian, Like

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whatever money you wont like, they put your head in

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a little circle and that would like kind of take

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you around their little shop and you could buy like

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a recliner or a TV that stuff.

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Yeah.

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Wheel of Fortune started at nineteen seventy five, so Raj

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and I are both same age or older.

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Yeah, I was born the year Wheel of Fortune started.

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So you guys got your AARP invitations in the mail

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at the same time that Wheel of Fortune.

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Did you know that you can sign up for ARP

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now at any age, So Dan, you should probably get

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it that way. We all have it that way, we

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can use like a triple discount if we need it.

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Oh my god, I think at that point they just

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have to pay us to use stuff.

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Right, that's the Indian idea.

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I'm with you, buddy, I'm right there with you.

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Yeah, I like them sor.

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Right, let's start this for is this the worst guess

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ever on Wheel of Fortune?

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I like to buy you.

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Well, you're gonna get three years.

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I like to solve the problem.

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Okay, well, let's hear it.

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Treat yourself a round of sausage.

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I'm sorry, that's not it.

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Over to Katina. I like to solve Okay, give yourself

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a round of applause. Yeah, that's it, you know, In

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all honesty, I liked his answer better. I would treat

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myself to a round of sausage.

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You know what. Listen to you? Then you if Ryan

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Seacrest ever leaves as the host of Will of Fortune,

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you guys, I think you're up for a I think

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you're up for the gig.

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Just listen to this.

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Although well I kind of like yours better.

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Than clapping.

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See, I'm on Seacrest level, and you know what I

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have to say is something I didn't even realize that

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with Seacrest and not this one. An older clip with

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Pat Sajack. He blends right in.

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Say Jack two point zero.

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This is one of those beautiful times where you think

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you've got it, and in the middle of him guessing this,

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he realizes, oh no, I am way off, but he's

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already committed, so like halfway through his guess, he knows

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he's wrong, but he's just like, I'm just gonna finish saying.

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So also, well, a fortunate because it's in Culver City

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and we used to get like on the Actors Resource,

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we would get the little notification like if you want

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to go be an audience member, they'll give you eight

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dollars eight hours, you get seventy dollars in a box lunch,

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so the audience is paid. So you have to also

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guess that maybe he's a bigger guy, the one who's solving,

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and maybe he didn't eat. And he was like, you

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know what I'm gonna after I solve this puzzle, I'm

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gonna treat myself to a round of sausage. And that's

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all he saw.

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That makes sense because I mean, when some people get hungry,

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that's that's all they can focus on. I mean, Snickers

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has a whole ad campaign based around that like you're

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at you when you're hungry. So this makes sense. I

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mean he's probably just hungry, he's got sausages on the brain.

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But but but listen to him, like halfway through years.

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I like to solve the problem.

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Okay, well, let's hear it.

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Treat yourself a round of sausage. You could even hear

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him right in there.

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Here's a little I think he says. No, I think

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that's what he says, a round of sausage.

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It's an Oh no, I've I've completely screwed this up.

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I'm not gonna win.

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I think the worst response was just a few weeks before,

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say Jack left, is when some guy said something about

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in the butt. Yep, that's that's probably the worst one.

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Well, no, no, no, see see there there's a difference because

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to me, like in Will of Fortune, that's two different categories.

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I believe when the guy I believe when the guy

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guesses right in the butt. That may be the funniest

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answer ever given on Will of four. But this may

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be the worst answer because those letters of what he's

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saying versus what they're showing don't come anywhere close to matching.

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Yeah, I mean, how far away from the thing, are

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they Maybe he didn't bring his glasses and he so

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combined a bad vision and hungry.

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It's a huge light up board. If you can't see that,

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then then he's okay. You'd be allowed to play, you'd

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be legal and blind. Lordon touch it for braille.

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Perspective wise, like Vana's head is the size of one

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of the tiles. Look if you're looking at it right now. So,

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I mean, depending on how far away he doesn't have

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his glasses, he's very hungry. He's a big guy. Culver

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City has a few places that have sausage.

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I'm gonna a little dyslexia maybe, you know, maybe a

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little dyslexia, maybe a little dyslexia. So you mentioned how

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Pat Sajacker's retired now and he's no longer the host,

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but Ryan Seacrest is taken over, but there is still

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a say Jack on the payroll at will Foot because uh,

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the daughter of Pat say Jack, Maggie say Jack, is

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in charge, I guess of of social media stuff for

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Wheel of Fortune. So on the show, she talks to

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the contestants between games, and this is where the next

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part after will has flubbed this guest now he has

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to go do the do the talk of shame with Maggie.

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Say Jack, Yeah, hey, let me let me pull this

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up for you real quick. M mmmmmmmmmmm. Here it is there,

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I found it right here we go, all right.

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Will, we had a little miss in the first game.

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That's okay. Did you walk me through how you're feeling?

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Yeah, I tell you when the lights are on and

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you know the stars and Ryan secrets Vanah White, it's

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I just went blank. But if your dad in retirement

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is watching the show, maybe cracks a beer and gets

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a laugh, it was worth it.

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I think he got the wrong answer, just to talk

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to her, you think so, Yes, I would. I would

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say that even if there were three letters on the board,

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I would still stay. Treat yourself a round of sausages

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just just to walk.

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Over, Wouldn't that be? I think I think a better

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guest than would have been treat yourself to a round

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of say Jack, oh, yeah, that's that's likely. If that's

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all you want to do, then every guest that you

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try on Will of Fortune should just be I love Maggie,

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say Jack.

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I'm going to try to get on the show to

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just do that. That's all I'm gonna say in every

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like speed round or whatever. I love Maggie Sage. That's it.

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Uh, maybe you tag every guess with it, like I'd

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like to sell the puzzle. Give yourself a round of

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a puzz. I love Maggie, Say Jack. By the way,

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will hear the contestant who's waited all his life to

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be on the show and gave a horrible answer whether

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or not it was planned to talk to Maggie say Jack.

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He has another problem on his hands because he's a

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police officer, and police officers one thing they love doing,

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in addition to enforcing the law is cranking one another

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and giving each other a hard time. And he now

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gets to live with this and he knows it and

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gets to laugh. It was worth Okay.

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I will make sure that we tune in that night.

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Okay, that's the promise.

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And I'm sure I'm gonna have sausages in my locker

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in police car when I get back, so well, we'll

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try to have some fun.

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Yeah, yeah, that's that's exactly what's gonna happen. It's gonna

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open his door and cocktail weenies are just gonna come

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a f line.

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I think in his fantasy. It's not He's not the

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one surrounded by sausages, but it's it's Maggie say Jack

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that is.

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But for the record, Randy Marsh had the worst answer

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on Wheel of Fortune is.

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That the dad from stands Dad stands Dad from South Park.

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Oh. Yes, people who are annoying.

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You know what for today, let's just leave that right there.

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That is easily the worst answer ever. I'm really fortune,

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I got a little distracted right before we started the

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show today because right around the time we were supposed

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to start I got a phone call from my wife

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and she knew that we were about to start and everything.

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something is wrong, something terrible has happened. There's really no

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other way to put it. So I'm just gonna tell

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you guys now, my wife found a puppy on the road,

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and I now don't know not only what the rest

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of my day is going to be like but perhaps

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the next twelve to fourteen years.

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I can guess what the day is going to be like.

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You're going to go shopping for like two toys in

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a bed and you got to give it a name,

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a vet visit.

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Yeah, if you would like to advertise in the Treehouse

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top of the list. Please just shoot us an email

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Treehouse on eragmail dot com. This has happened before. That's

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how we have our cat Warren because Tara was leaving

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work one fine afternoon many years ago and a little

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kid and walked out into the middle of the road.

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worked at the time, and this little kitten just kind

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of meanders out in front of her civic And now

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like eight years later, we've got a huge cat is

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named Warren. Despite the fact I didn't want cats anymore,

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I grew up with cats. I love cats. Have nothing

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against cats other than they pee on things. And I

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hate cleaning litter boxes. Hate them with a passion. Can't

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stand it, totally hate it. It's one of my least

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favorite things. But here I am cleaning one almost every

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damn day. And I also grew up with cats in

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my family and they really like to pee on things,

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and so that's another reason why I'm not a big

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fan of owning or having cats. Keeping in mind, again,

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I love them, but I do know that sort of

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sort of like the law, sort of like the Supreme Court,

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a precedent has been set, and that is in the

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case of Dan versus the lost kitten, I have lost,

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and I am precedent that has been set. And now

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that my wife has found another four legged creature in

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the road, I'm I'm afraid that it's going to happen again.

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And we we we said we don't want that, but

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now I'm afraid.

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I'm sorry.

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No, you're not. You're loving this, are you?

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Are you really going to try to sit here and

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say that just in the in the case of of

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Tara v.

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Dan, that your only l is on cat.

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We're only talking about this, I think we did you

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know there's a broader room in the case. No, no, no,

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well you're bringing up right now this is irrelevant to

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the case at hand, sir.

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Okay, let's uh tell me a case where Dan was victorious.

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Hey on, I think I think I've got the book.

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I think I've got a note in my phone. Give

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me a moment here, it's so I can pull one up.

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Let's see all right times that I've won. Boy, scroll down,

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got a past movies and TV shows I want to watch. Uh,

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there's marketing ideas for the show. Uh, let's see. I

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seem to have misplaced my list, and I swear it's happened.

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And here's and and here's here's what maybe one of

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the biggest I don't want to say bad things or

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kicks in the crotch, whatever it's, because it's not a

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bad thing. I mean, if the fact that it's not

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just a dog she found in the road is a

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puppy mm hmm, and it's it's it's she's already sent

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a photo and it's like in the car just next door,

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so because she could get it out of the road.

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So it's a puppy, which makes it even tougher because

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puppies are really cute. I do though, Trey, you like

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to point this out a lot, especially when we talk

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about the Dallas Cowboys. I try to find a positive

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angle in things, not all the time, but just try

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to balance out stuff to try to avoid the doom

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and gloom nature of our world. I try to find

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at least one little sign of hope, and that is

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at least this time, the four legged creature my wife

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found in a road wasn't a goat, so it's an improvement.

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a goat. So i've i've that that's one right there,

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that that's a w tra We do not own a goat.

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Ah, you sure you want to you want to get

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cocky with that?

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Yeah, all right, we don't own a goat yet.

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Yes, yeah you could. Hey, listen, take it's not a cat.

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There you go.

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There's two.

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There's there's two. There's two pieces of good news about

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my wife finding a puppy in the road. One it's

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not a goat a goat, and two it's not a cat,

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all right, So that's not something.

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But you know, she could have just, you know, instead

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of putting it in the car, because I'm assuming there's

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other puppies somewhere else and then probably a mom somewhere.

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If it was wandering in the road, she could have

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just moved it back into like where the direction it

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was coming from and maybe it would have wandered back

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and found its brothers and sisters it's mom.

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Or or it was dumped by an a hole owner.

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You never know that is true that that that does

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happen quite a bit. I've seen that happen, especially here

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in Mesquith. There's a lot of dogs getting dropped off

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go out.

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Into the country.

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It's it's very, very common every weekend. And the thing

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that I'm worried about is if I try to put

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my foot down and tell my wife, no, you cannot

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keep that puppy you just found in the road. No,

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I'm gonna be the one that gets dumped on the

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side of the road.

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And then there's gonna be some other podcast. But like

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you know what, my wife found a Dan.

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I told her he didn't want anymore. I've tired clean

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enough after his box.

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And why does Dan poop in a box?

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Because his wife thought him.

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It was punishment for me trying to put my foot

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down that one time.

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a want, it's a need, and that sort of thing

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random question for you, is that an Indian in your cupboard? Now?

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It sounds a little out of context because it is,

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unless you've been watching the news this week, in which

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case that might make a little bit of sense because

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even earlier today Raj did a little little fist pump

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action at me saying like, we got one, we got

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one in the White House. We do we got because

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on the heels of Donald Trump winning the presidential election,

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for the second time, because now they're on the heels

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of the victory. Now they got to start staffing up

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for the transition and change of power to happen January twentieth.

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So we're in that we're in that time where they

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got to start figuring out who's going to do what

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in the new administration. And so this week there's been

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a flurry of announcements about Donald Trump's appointees in the

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White House, and this is one that made Raj super

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super happy, and it's one that has made me giggle

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NonStop since I since I saw this headline. Trump announces

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musk Ramaswami will lead newly created Department of Government Efficiency.

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Yeah, and my happiness was sorry chasm by the way, No.

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Well, my joy, My joy is derived from the fact

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that Trump announced two heads of the new Department of

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the Government for Efficiency. Because nothing screams efficiency more than

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two people in charge of the same thing.

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Mm hmm. And uh to one billionaire, one almost billionaire

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uh in charge for efficiency. Okay, that works. And I'm

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just I know the reason that I was happy about

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vivik Ramaswami getting I just cannot wait to hear the

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announcement from Trump, just to hear him mess up ramas

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Swami's last name over and over and over again for

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the next four years. He'll never get it right.

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And you know what, I hope he doesn't because that

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that'll that'll make for a great bet.

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Yes, it's gonna be like, please welcome Chevek Pameswammy like

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that's not that's not it at all.

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Vivian, I don't I don't know what his name is,

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but bring the Indian kid up here, bring the brown.

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So we we do we have, we got Vivek and

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Elon Defficient.

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I'm just stuck on the whole thing of You're having

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a new department called the Department of Government Efficiency, which

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stands for you know, when you shorten it down to

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the initials, it's doge acronym mm hmm, which I'm sure

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makes Elon Musk happy. But I just can't get over

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the irony of having two heads of the same department,

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and that department is efficiency.

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Yes, but it did.

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It did get me thinking though about some of Trump's

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other appointees, because you know, these aren't the only ones.

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He's got two in that one job. But uh, you know,

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President Trump's new government of appointees are drawing lots of headlines,

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not the least of which is Elon and Remish Swami.

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They say that right, No, that's the best part. Yeah,

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I'll never I'll never get it right either. No, as

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the heads of the Department of Government Efficiency.

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Uh.

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For example, there are some other appointees that Trump has

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announced that is making headlines triumph. The insult Comic Dog

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is taking over the Department of Defense, because if you're

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at war with another country, don't you just want to

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poop on them as well. Also, Chris Christie is in

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charge of the National School Lunch Program.

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Yes, it's gonna mean all it's gonna be. It's gonna

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be a Golden Corral and every every high school.

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I mean, look, you tell the kids around the country

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that their eyes are going to light up and say,

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hell yeah, this is making America great again.

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Great feuntain next to the chocolate fountain.

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MSNBC host Brian Williams is in charge of the Department

471
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of Truth.

472
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There I was.

473
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Clint Eastwood is heading up the Department of Furniture, because

474
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that man knows a good chair when he sees one. Also,

475
00:27:24.240 --> 00:27:31.079
another new appointee in Donald Trump's administration, Bill Burr is

476
00:27:31.119 --> 00:27:33.920
going to be in charge of the Department of Positive Vibes.

477
00:27:37.519 --> 00:27:42.559
And finally, of President Trump's new government appointees, the Predator

478
00:27:43.079 --> 00:27:44.920
is the new head of Border Patrol.

479
00:27:48.519 --> 00:27:52.000
That would actually be a good pic of all the

480
00:27:52.039 --> 00:27:54.680
pixies had that would be I would be behind that one.

481
00:27:55.039 --> 00:27:56.480
I wouldn't know it because he's invisible.

482
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But but if you had the choice, behind him is

483
00:28:01.759 --> 00:28:03.599
probably the smart location.

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494
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Musk is having a really good week being named to

495
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the Trump Administration's head of Government Efficiency. Congratulations see Elon.

496
00:29:17.839 --> 00:29:22.640
So while Elon's having himself a pretty good week, his

497
00:29:22.759 --> 00:29:23.880
cyber truck is not.

498
00:29:27.680 --> 00:29:28.640
It's had a bad year.

499
00:29:29.599 --> 00:29:33.680
It has it has had a really down year. Cyber

500
00:29:33.720 --> 00:29:36.960
truck owners are finding out the hard way that covering

501
00:29:37.000 --> 00:29:41.160
their trucks with stickers to protect the bodywork might not

502
00:29:41.279 --> 00:29:44.880
be the solution they think it is. For an electric

503
00:29:44.960 --> 00:29:48.000
truck that's been touted as the perfect vehicle for the apocalypse,

504
00:29:48.039 --> 00:29:50.160
the Tesla cyber truck is proving to be a bit

505
00:29:50.200 --> 00:29:54.559
of a snowflake in the real world. Since deliveries of

506
00:29:54.599 --> 00:29:58.359
the electric pickup started, Tesla's flagship has been damaged by water,

507
00:29:59.119 --> 00:30:04.119
slippery Excellerator pedals, and even an angsty YouTuber. That was

508
00:30:04.160 --> 00:30:08.319
when a YouTuber ran it through a durability test next

509
00:30:08.359 --> 00:30:11.240
to an F one fifty and the cyber trucks frame snapped.

510
00:30:12.920 --> 00:30:13.359
Oops.

511
00:30:14.240 --> 00:30:14.880
Efficiency.

512
00:30:16.799 --> 00:30:22.240
Yeah, now the truck's bodywork is being permanently damaged by

513
00:30:22.359 --> 00:30:25.079
vinyl wraps and stickers that are being stuck to its

514
00:30:25.119 --> 00:30:29.319
precious panels. Now we already knew, thanks to Trey, that

515
00:30:29.440 --> 00:30:32.440
the stainless steel bodywork that Tesla fits to the cyber

516
00:30:32.480 --> 00:30:36.079
truck wasn't really stainless after trucks were delivered with rust

517
00:30:36.160 --> 00:30:42.160
marks picked up in transit. Also, the finger smudges all

518
00:30:42.200 --> 00:30:45.240
over the doors, because Trey, ever since you brought that up,

519
00:30:45.880 --> 00:30:48.640
anytime that I have seen a cyber truck, I immediately

520
00:30:48.680 --> 00:30:51.279
looked to around the seams and the doors where the

521
00:30:51.319 --> 00:30:55.839
handles are supposed to be, and the fingerprints are everywhere.

522
00:30:56.799 --> 00:30:59.960
Tara and I were having brunch with friends in Lewis

523
00:31:00.119 --> 00:31:03.720
filled and a cyber truck pulls up, and this family

524
00:31:03.759 --> 00:31:09.519
of four gets out, And a cyber truck is definitely

525
00:31:09.599 --> 00:31:12.599
not what I would picture as the ideal family vehicle,

526
00:31:12.720 --> 00:31:19.079
especially knowing that the body is susceptible to fingerprints. You're

527
00:31:19.119 --> 00:31:22.000
a family of four. Of that four, two of those

528
00:31:22.039 --> 00:31:27.480
are children. You got little kid handprints all over that

529
00:31:27.559 --> 00:31:28.319
cyber truck.

530
00:31:29.640 --> 00:31:32.319
Well, and it doesn't come off the.

531
00:31:33.799 --> 00:31:37.400
Acid or whatever, and the oil and acid in your

532
00:31:38.440 --> 00:31:43.400
skin is reacts with the metal and snow. It almost

533
00:31:43.480 --> 00:31:46.759
leaves like permanent smudges after a while. And I mean

534
00:31:46.759 --> 00:31:50.680
not to mention, if you go look, especially not being sexist,

535
00:31:50.799 --> 00:31:54.359
but cars that women drive, if you ever look around

536
00:31:54.359 --> 00:31:57.359
the door handles, there's always scratches and everything else from

537
00:31:57.440 --> 00:32:01.559
rings and everything else that so that that happens to

538
00:32:01.599 --> 00:32:02.160
every vehicle.

539
00:32:02.200 --> 00:32:04.880
Then you take this thing, yeah.

540
00:32:04.720 --> 00:32:08.160
Yeah, and it's just ugly like it's just just a

541
00:32:08.279 --> 00:32:11.599
hideous looking car or truck or whatever it is.

542
00:32:12.440 --> 00:32:18.400
And to me, it looks exactly like the soapbox Derby

543
00:32:18.440 --> 00:32:20.519
car that my dad and I did when I was

544
00:32:20.559 --> 00:32:24.000
in cub Scouts. Yeah so not that, not the actual

545
00:32:24.000 --> 00:32:27.160
soapbox Derby where you get where you yourself as the child,

546
00:32:27.240 --> 00:32:30.799
get in the homemade vehicle and go downhill. Now this

547
00:32:31.000 --> 00:32:32.960
was the newer version of it where you just they

548
00:32:33.039 --> 00:32:37.160
give you basically a block of wood and then you're

549
00:32:37.200 --> 00:32:43.000
supposed to make your little soapbox Derby race car out

550
00:32:43.039 --> 00:32:44.519
of the out of the wood block and then it

551
00:32:44.559 --> 00:32:46.839
goes down a little ramp and then you see who wins.

552
00:32:47.559 --> 00:32:49.359
But that's the shape of the one that I had

553
00:32:49.359 --> 00:32:51.319
when I was in like second grade. It was just

554
00:32:51.400 --> 00:32:53.759
like one angle and another angle and that was it.

555
00:32:53.960 --> 00:32:58.359
Because I shouldn't be using power tools, that is true,

556
00:32:59.519 --> 00:33:01.519
But I mean I was lucky just that it you

557
00:33:01.559 --> 00:33:02.680
know that it had wheels.

558
00:33:05.240 --> 00:33:08.000
Yeah, I just, uh, I don't understand the appeal of

559
00:33:08.160 --> 00:33:12.000
the car and the stainless steel thing. I think even

560
00:33:12.079 --> 00:33:14.440
DeLorean figured that out, like where he had like you

561
00:33:14.480 --> 00:33:17.400
could buy whatever it was to like clean the car.

562
00:33:17.720 --> 00:33:20.559
Yeah, that's actually a good point, because if it really

563
00:33:20.599 --> 00:33:22.440
is stainless steel, and I don't think that it is,

564
00:33:22.480 --> 00:33:24.720
but if it was, then wouldn't you be able to

565
00:33:24.720 --> 00:33:27.440
get rid of all those fingerprint smudges by just using

566
00:33:27.440 --> 00:33:30.440
that same cleaner that you're Can't you just use the

567
00:33:30.440 --> 00:33:33.279
same cleaner that you use for your stainless refrigerator.

568
00:33:33.519 --> 00:33:37.160
Yeah, it's not a stainless steel. It's I forgot it.

569
00:33:37.160 --> 00:33:38.759
It's it's lighter weight, high tech.

570
00:33:39.799 --> 00:33:40.240
Gotcha.

571
00:33:40.519 --> 00:33:44.119
My favorite thing about you know, it's a meme that

572
00:33:44.200 --> 00:33:46.480
goes around, you know, it's basically saying that, you know,

573
00:33:46.519 --> 00:33:52.079
the cyber truck is just a Pontiac Aztec with PlayStation graphics, and.

574
00:33:53.519 --> 00:33:54.880
If you look at it, it.

575
00:33:54.799 --> 00:33:58.240
Is it is. I didn't even think about that exactly.

576
00:33:59.200 --> 00:34:03.839
If they ever boot breaking bad, he's going to graduate

577
00:34:03.960 --> 00:34:07.599
from the Pontiac Hazitec to the cyber truck.

578
00:34:11.119 --> 00:34:13.559
I like how your cyber truck comes with a little

579
00:34:13.760 --> 00:34:19.000
little little can of brasso, so you can they need

580
00:34:19.039 --> 00:34:22.119
to clean the stainless steel, you know, refrigerator and or

581
00:34:22.159 --> 00:34:25.000
your two hundred and fifty thousand dollars car use this

582
00:34:25.440 --> 00:34:29.559
Like that's just yeah, that's terrible. I've seen so many

583
00:34:29.599 --> 00:34:30.880
of them in the last couple of weeks. So I

584
00:34:30.880 --> 00:34:33.000
don't know if they're like the shipments have come in

585
00:34:33.559 --> 00:34:36.559
and now people are not realizing that they're No.

586
00:34:36.599 --> 00:34:39.320
There's you know, they have I forgot what the number is,

587
00:34:39.320 --> 00:34:41.719
but there are tens of thousands basically just sitting in

588
00:34:41.800 --> 00:34:44.360
a lot somewhere that that because they know they're defective.

589
00:34:44.880 --> 00:34:47.840
I get really sooner or later, Yes, Tesla's gonna have

590
00:34:47.880 --> 00:34:50.280
to just eat it on that one and uh and

591
00:34:50.440 --> 00:34:52.840
just go, yeah, this was just a big giant mistake

592
00:34:53.119 --> 00:34:53.840
and yeah.

593
00:34:53.599 --> 00:34:55.239
But I mean it also helps that the caller can

594
00:34:55.239 --> 00:34:57.599
be recycled, so that's good. You can just throw it

595
00:34:57.599 --> 00:34:58.440
in the recycling bin.

596
00:34:59.280 --> 00:35:03.199
Well, now you can remake it into a walker for

597
00:35:03.280 --> 00:35:06.199
old people, because that has more alterraining capabilities than the

598
00:35:06.239 --> 00:35:07.199
cyber truck itself.

599
00:35:10.880 --> 00:35:14.119
Now, it'll be a conundrum for Elon because as the

600
00:35:14.159 --> 00:35:16.599
head of government efficiency, you know, he's also going to

601
00:35:16.679 --> 00:35:19.679
take the government basically paid for the cyber truck and

602
00:35:19.719 --> 00:35:22.440
you know all electric vehicles through subsidies, so you know,

603
00:35:22.519 --> 00:35:26.599
there there's an inefficiency with which you know he can stop.

604
00:35:28.199 --> 00:35:29.480
This sounds like a paradox.

605
00:35:30.639 --> 00:35:31.679
It is a conundrum.

606
00:35:32.760 --> 00:35:34.960
His first order of business is to cancel himself.

607
00:35:38.199 --> 00:35:40.280
It turns out I wasn't very efficient on this one.

608
00:35:41.559 --> 00:35:46.880
Well we'll change that. Only evs that work from from

609
00:35:46.880 --> 00:35:47.880
this point forward.

610
00:35:48.239 --> 00:35:48.440
Yeah.

611
00:35:48.519 --> 00:35:54.440
Yeah, with a little footnote for historians that that Elon

612
00:35:54.599 --> 00:35:56.639
sent the wrong tesla to space.

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622
00:36:51.880 --> 00:36:59.079
There is a new sexiest man alive. I'll be honest.

623
00:36:59.079 --> 00:37:01.599
I expected more fans fair out of the two of you.

624
00:37:01.960 --> 00:37:02.480
That's the right.

625
00:37:02.559 --> 00:37:05.440
No, I mean I think I saw it this morning. Uh.

626
00:37:05.480 --> 00:37:07.639
And and good on him because when you when he

627
00:37:07.679 --> 00:37:09.719
first joined the office, I would have not predicted that,

628
00:37:11.280 --> 00:37:13.239
but they turned him into an action hero.

629
00:37:14.519 --> 00:37:16.719
You're just stepping all over my big announcement, aren't you.

630
00:37:17.159 --> 00:37:22.000
Oh No, I didn't say who it was really Yeah

631
00:37:22.559 --> 00:37:25.599
Robinson hero, Yeah, Craig Robinson.

632
00:37:25.679 --> 00:37:32.960
Duh, it's Dwight. Dwight is the sexiest man Rain Wilson.

633
00:37:33.920 --> 00:37:36.119
Now there is a new sexiest man alive. It is,

634
00:37:36.159 --> 00:37:42.920
of course, as Raj hinted, John Krasinski. At any point

635
00:37:43.079 --> 00:37:47.280
in watching The Office, did you think that one day

636
00:37:47.519 --> 00:37:50.880
Jim from the Office would be named sexiest man Alive?

637
00:37:52.920 --> 00:37:54.840
No, I mean that's what I'm saying. Like he was

638
00:37:54.920 --> 00:37:58.400
kind of a dowey, kind of a fun like sarcastic,

639
00:37:58.559 --> 00:38:02.719
like a straight guy. Yeah, gradman for the for the punchlines.

640
00:38:02.960 --> 00:38:04.599
It's the same like with Paul Rudd. Like when you

641
00:38:04.639 --> 00:38:07.639
saw Paul Rudd on Friends, did you ever go well

642
00:38:07.719 --> 00:38:10.199
last year? I think he was sexiest man alive? Was

643
00:38:10.199 --> 00:38:11.079
Paul Rudd? I believe?

644
00:38:11.719 --> 00:38:15.360
I mean devil check on that, But I think so Honestly,

645
00:38:15.400 --> 00:38:16.920
you could go back to, you know, like you say,

646
00:38:17.639 --> 00:38:19.480
like you were saying Paul Rudd on Friends. You go

647
00:38:19.519 --> 00:38:22.320
back and say that guy right there one day is

648
00:38:22.360 --> 00:38:25.039
going to be a superhero in a superhero movie. You'd

649
00:38:25.079 --> 00:38:28.119
have been like, no, no, that's not gonna happen at all.

650
00:38:28.800 --> 00:38:33.079
Yeah, but good for Krasinski. He's a good looking fella. Tall.

651
00:38:33.599 --> 00:38:35.519
They they turned him, like I said, into an action

652
00:38:35.920 --> 00:38:39.119
star and it worked like. It's one of those like

653
00:38:39.360 --> 00:38:41.559
they tried that with Tyler Perry and that didn't go

654
00:38:41.639 --> 00:38:45.320
so well. They took madea out of the dress and

655
00:38:45.360 --> 00:38:47.079
try to put a gun in his hand. Didn't go

656
00:38:47.119 --> 00:38:50.280
so well. But Jim from the office, they got him

657
00:38:50.320 --> 00:38:51.800
out there and it looks good.

658
00:38:52.880 --> 00:38:55.679
Yeah, the I will say, I love I love his

659
00:38:55.800 --> 00:38:58.800
turn as Tom Clancy's Jack Ryan. I love the Jack

660
00:38:58.880 --> 00:39:03.519
Ryan series. It the sexiest man a live. Announcement also

661
00:39:03.599 --> 00:39:09.000
coincides with being able to promote that they're going to

662
00:39:09.079 --> 00:39:13.559
do a new Jack Ryan movie with John Krasinsky reprising

663
00:39:13.559 --> 00:39:16.760
the role. So, as it happens in Hollywood, nothing is

664
00:39:16.760 --> 00:39:20.480
ever just the one thing that it is. There's usually

665
00:39:20.480 --> 00:39:23.159
some other tie in in there, something to promote, something

666
00:39:23.199 --> 00:39:26.079
to sell, And in this case, it's not just that

667
00:39:26.559 --> 00:39:29.920
Krazinsky's sexiest Man Alive. It's also a nice tool to

668
00:39:30.000 --> 00:39:32.119
announce that they're doing a Jack Ryan movie.

669
00:39:33.760 --> 00:39:35.920
Yeah. I did not know. I didn't see that they

670
00:39:35.960 --> 00:39:38.079
were doing the movie. But that's that's very cool. We'll

671
00:39:38.199 --> 00:39:41.639
check that out. I enjoyed the Jack Ryan series as well.

672
00:39:41.719 --> 00:39:45.480
So is it gonna be? I saw that last week?

673
00:39:45.559 --> 00:39:46.159
Is it gonna be?

674
00:39:46.480 --> 00:39:48.119
Is that an Amazon movie or is it gonna be

675
00:39:48.119 --> 00:39:49.760
an actual box office movie?

676
00:39:50.079 --> 00:39:52.760
You know what? I don't know. And here's the thing, Trey,

677
00:39:52.880 --> 00:39:57.400
I don't think anyone else knows, because no, I'm serious, Like,

678
00:39:57.440 --> 00:39:59.440
they're making movies right now and they don't know where

679
00:39:59.440 --> 00:40:02.000
they're going to end up, so they're a really good

680
00:40:02.000 --> 00:40:06.840
example of this lately was the new Clooney Brad Pitt

681
00:40:06.880 --> 00:40:11.480
film Wolf's Right that was initially supposed to be a

682
00:40:11.559 --> 00:40:15.320
theater release, and I don't know why, but they decided

683
00:40:15.440 --> 00:40:19.159
not to release it in theaters instead sold it to streaming.

684
00:40:19.320 --> 00:40:23.400
I guess the production company did, but Clooney and Pitt

685
00:40:23.440 --> 00:40:26.440
I don't think had signed off on streaming stuff, so

686
00:40:27.239 --> 00:40:30.760
they weren't going to make any additional residual money on

687
00:40:30.800 --> 00:40:33.039
the streaming numbers. They were just paid as like a

688
00:40:33.079 --> 00:40:39.400
normal box office film. So whenever the next actors and

689
00:40:39.679 --> 00:40:44.239
Hollywood strike type negotiation happens, they need to figure that

690
00:40:44.320 --> 00:40:46.199
out as well. Like AI was one thing, but they

691
00:40:46.239 --> 00:40:48.039
also need to figure out if you're doing a movie,

692
00:40:48.639 --> 00:40:52.280
the contracts are different if it's a release to theater

693
00:40:52.400 --> 00:40:55.280
film versus a streaming film.

694
00:40:56.039 --> 00:40:57.519
Interesting, I didn't I don't think.

695
00:40:57.800 --> 00:40:58.360
I'm sorry.

696
00:40:58.519 --> 00:41:01.239
I wouldn't think that that would be possible for them

697
00:41:01.280 --> 00:41:06.199
to sign off on their likeness without them having a

698
00:41:06.239 --> 00:41:07.519
contract for streaming.

699
00:41:07.760 --> 00:41:10.719
Well, I promise you all the movies have a streaming

700
00:41:10.840 --> 00:41:14.360
like they know they're going to stream, so then they yeah,

701
00:41:14.360 --> 00:41:18.440
they they're they're getting something. And especially, i mean, Apple

702
00:41:18.480 --> 00:41:20.000
loses so much money on Apple TV.

703
00:41:20.320 --> 00:41:22.800
It's it's ridiculous.

704
00:41:22.559 --> 00:41:26.800
But they have the money to lose and uh, it's

705
00:41:26.840 --> 00:41:28.360
like I forgot what the number, but they lose more

706
00:41:28.360 --> 00:41:31.480
money than any other streaming service because they do really

707
00:41:31.480 --> 00:41:39.440
good their their production stuff is high quality. But it's

708
00:41:39.480 --> 00:41:42.519
just it's basically just a bonus of people just get

709
00:41:42.519 --> 00:41:43.440
all in on Apple.

710
00:41:44.119 --> 00:41:46.559
Huh. I've never heard of this movie Wolves, I've never

711
00:41:46.719 --> 00:41:48.280
I didn't. I didn't even hear about this.

712
00:41:49.320 --> 00:41:52.079
I saw some promotion for it. It was it's it's

713
00:41:52.719 --> 00:41:55.760
you know, it's it's a buddy film with for Clooney

714
00:41:55.760 --> 00:41:59.360
and Pitt. They both are hit men, or they they're

715
00:41:59.400 --> 00:42:02.719
cleaners after someone's die, whatever the case is. They have

716
00:42:02.719 --> 00:42:04.559
an illegal type job. They think they're the only one

717
00:42:04.559 --> 00:42:06.199
in the world that does. It turns out there's another

718
00:42:06.239 --> 00:42:10.079
one and then it becomes a you know, a buddy film.

719
00:42:10.199 --> 00:42:13.320
Other Sexiest Men Alive in recent years, So this year

720
00:42:13.440 --> 00:42:18.519
John Krasinski. Last year was Patrick Dempsey. Okay, Patrick Dempsey

721
00:42:18.559 --> 00:42:25.760
was last year. Twenty twenty two was Chris Evans. Twenty

722
00:42:26.159 --> 00:42:30.480
twenty one was Paul Rudd. Okay, how does that sit

723
00:42:30.519 --> 00:42:33.119
with you that Paul Rudd was named Sexiest Man Alive

724
00:42:33.239 --> 00:42:35.280
before Chris Evans?

725
00:42:35.559 --> 00:42:42.320
How does that sit with Chris Evans? I'm Evan Captain America. Yeah,

726
00:42:42.440 --> 00:42:45.719
that is a good on Rudd, like he I mean,

727
00:42:45.760 --> 00:42:48.079
I don't know what moisturizer he uses, but I would

728
00:42:48.159 --> 00:42:51.760
like it because he does. He doesn't age. He does

729
00:42:51.800 --> 00:42:54.880
not I mean Marvel Universe, they don't. They don't age.

730
00:42:55.119 --> 00:42:57.840
When you become part of a Deadpool and Wolverine bit

731
00:42:59.039 --> 00:43:02.880
that everyone that everyone gets, it's like, yeah, that makes sense.

732
00:43:03.639 --> 00:43:08.719
Twenty twenty was Michael B. Jordan. Another MCU product. Twenty

733
00:43:08.800 --> 00:43:12.280
nineteen was John Legend, twenty eighteen was Iddris l but

734
00:43:12.440 --> 00:43:17.599
also also from the Office for a time. Twenty seventeen

735
00:43:17.679 --> 00:43:19.800
was Blake Shelton. Still not sure about that one.

736
00:43:19.920 --> 00:43:21.559
Yeah, that one doesn't make any sense.

737
00:43:22.280 --> 00:43:24.039
You know, you know who's pissed off about that one?

738
00:43:24.199 --> 00:43:28.519
Of course, light that's what it looks like just looks

739
00:43:28.599 --> 00:43:31.639
bloated as all hell on the cover of that, like

740
00:43:31.679 --> 00:43:34.079
we're like a red flannel and he's just bloodshot eyes.

741
00:43:36.280 --> 00:43:38.559
The person who's really pissed off about Blake Shelton being

742
00:43:38.639 --> 00:43:41.199
named sexiest man love is Luke Bryant.

743
00:43:43.360 --> 00:43:43.599
Man.

744
00:43:43.679 --> 00:43:46.079
That another in pretty at all.

745
00:43:49.119 --> 00:43:49.559
I've seen.

746
00:43:50.719 --> 00:43:55.599
I've seen sexier tractors than than Blake Shelton. And I

747
00:43:55.719 --> 00:43:57.639
meaning I don't just mean the one that Kenny Chesney

748
00:43:57.719 --> 00:44:04.079
rides around. I mean why am they? Am I wearing

749
00:44:04.119 --> 00:44:06.280
these keny of jeans all the god time? If I

750
00:44:06.320 --> 00:44:13.960
can't be named sexiest man alive? Another God, I hate

751
00:44:14.000 --> 00:44:18.679
this planet. I imagine thinking that I've seen better, But

752
00:44:18.800 --> 00:44:23.639
I've seen better tractors than Blake Shelton. John Deere's better looking.

753
00:44:24.320 --> 00:44:26.119
Uh what is mother tractors?

754
00:44:26.159 --> 00:44:26.440
Ford?

755
00:44:26.480 --> 00:44:30.400
I think has tractors. They're better looking, caterpillar. Really God,

756
00:44:30.440 --> 00:44:33.360
they're hot compared to Blake Shelton. And then if you

757
00:44:33.400 --> 00:44:34.920
want to go, uh, if you want to go like

758
00:44:35.039 --> 00:44:40.639
sexy Asian, you get your Kubot attractor the all sexier,

759
00:44:40.800 --> 00:44:44.360
all sexier than Blake Shelton, Peastern.

760
00:44:45.920 --> 00:44:47.519
I hate what you get. That's what you get when

761
00:44:47.519 --> 00:44:51.320
you're when you're on a show that people watch you pray.

762
00:44:56.320 --> 00:44:58.559
You look like you and the Blake Shelton you rode

763
00:44:58.559 --> 00:44:58.840
in on.

764
00:45:02.559 --> 00:45:04.159
You also have to sit next to Katie Perry.

765
00:45:07.559 --> 00:45:08.360
All Right, I give you that.

766
00:45:08.480 --> 00:45:10.159
That was a big up on my partner.

767
00:45:14.880 --> 00:45:19.000
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769
00:45:34.559 --> 00:45:36.079
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770
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771
00:45:42.159 --> 00:45:44.719
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772
00:45:44.960 --> 00:45:48.039
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777
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778
00:45:59.320 --> 00:46:02.840
can hear yourself inside an episode of the Trios. Wouldn't

779
00:46:02.840 --> 00:46:07.119
that be fun for everybody? Why are you looking at

780
00:46:07.159 --> 00:46:07.800
me like that, Trey?

781
00:46:08.320 --> 00:46:11.840
I'm just thinking say hi to Jerry.

782
00:46:12.199 --> 00:46:17.480
He'd love it if you said hi. All right, one

783
00:46:17.559 --> 00:46:20.079
last thing to get to before we take off for

784
00:46:20.360 --> 00:46:24.519
the day. I am wondering. I'm I'm going to tell

785
00:46:24.559 --> 00:46:28.000
you about a gentleman here and as I tell you

786
00:46:28.039 --> 00:46:30.800
about this gentleman and his predicament. I want you to

787
00:46:30.920 --> 00:46:36.280
ask yourself the question, is this the luckiest man in

788
00:46:36.480 --> 00:46:51.159
the world? This is in Lee County? Honest to god,

789
00:46:51.360 --> 00:46:57.079
I don't know where that is, Trey. Can you look

790
00:46:57.079 --> 00:47:01.480
that up real quick? Sounds like Iowa, you think, so,

791
00:47:02.719 --> 00:47:04.039
I'm not sure.

792
00:47:05.400 --> 00:47:06.800
Which one's what story?

793
00:47:06.880 --> 00:47:10.159
Is it the colorful man story?

794
00:47:11.000 --> 00:47:12.760
Oh, it's Florida.

795
00:47:13.159 --> 00:47:15.920
Should have known all right, So we're gonna we're gonna

796
00:47:16.000 --> 00:47:18.079
just kind of just rewind in our brains and start

797
00:47:18.079 --> 00:47:22.119
this uh segment all over again. Is this Florida man

798
00:47:22.199 --> 00:47:26.519
the luckiest man in the world? Trey's wondering how is

799
00:47:26.559 --> 00:47:28.480
this gonna be possible? Because he knows the story?

800
00:47:29.199 --> 00:47:29.320
Uh?

801
00:47:29.559 --> 00:47:32.400
In Florida, a Lee County man is arrested on a

802
00:47:32.440 --> 00:47:37.320
first degree terrorist threat charge after allegedly threatening to blow

803
00:47:37.400 --> 00:47:42.719
up an alta beauty store in Opalika. His colorful threats

804
00:47:42.760 --> 00:47:47.360
were matched by his colorful face. I'm going to show you, gentlemen,

805
00:47:47.880 --> 00:47:52.800
his mugshot, and I mean it, it really is. It's

806
00:47:53.079 --> 00:48:00.280
it's a colorful face, So there he is. I mean, look,

807
00:48:00.320 --> 00:48:04.159
if we're being honest, if you were to type a

808
00:48:04.239 --> 00:48:10.599
prompt into chat GPT and say, produce a photo of

809
00:48:10.719 --> 00:48:14.840
Florida man. That's a pretty good start.

810
00:48:16.280 --> 00:48:21.880
Post Malone let himself go, huh what happened to the

811
00:48:21.960 --> 00:48:24.880
Ultimate Warrior? Yeah?

812
00:48:24.960 --> 00:48:28.360
According to court documents, forty two year old Timothy Lincoln

813
00:48:28.400 --> 00:48:31.519
was arrested after allegedly being overheard by an Ulti Beauty

814
00:48:31.559 --> 00:48:36.000
employee saying I'm going to blow this place up. The

815
00:48:36.000 --> 00:48:39.239
employee called authorities, to which all employees of the establishment

816
00:48:39.280 --> 00:48:44.000
had to evacuate the premises. Officers arrived on the scene

817
00:48:44.320 --> 00:48:49.760
and then took the colorful faced man into custody. In

818
00:48:49.800 --> 00:48:53.400
his mugshot, he had several scribbles across his face. It's

819
00:48:53.440 --> 00:48:56.840
not clear as to why there were several scribbles across

820
00:48:56.880 --> 00:49:00.239
his face, but as you look at it, I mean,

821
00:49:00.519 --> 00:49:06.800
he's got a blue beard, a Camo tank top. Then

822
00:49:06.840 --> 00:49:09.519
he's got some paint, some blue paint on the end

823
00:49:09.559 --> 00:49:11.559
of his nose, so it's kind of like a lifeguard

824
00:49:11.599 --> 00:49:12.960
paint job, like r on the end of the nose,

825
00:49:12.960 --> 00:49:15.320
but instead of white sunscreen, it's blue. And then it

826
00:49:15.360 --> 00:49:20.079
looks like a kid who's been o ding on riddling

827
00:49:20.400 --> 00:49:25.039
got at his face with the sixteen crayon box and

828
00:49:25.599 --> 00:49:28.360
it looks It looks like a marker that someone wrote

829
00:49:28.440 --> 00:49:32.320
letters and I can't tell what that is. It looks

830
00:49:32.320 --> 00:49:35.440
like a T and a backwards in and then an

831
00:49:35.679 --> 00:49:38.159
R and then a I can't tell what that does.

832
00:49:38.280 --> 00:49:41.960
Are horrible, horrible Christians. That is a crown of thorns.

833
00:49:42.000 --> 00:49:44.519
And what was above Jesus? It's an I n RI I.

834
00:49:44.840 --> 00:49:46.039
It's Latin, I.

835
00:49:46.000 --> 00:49:48.199
Believe, which stands for Florida.

836
00:49:50.719 --> 00:49:53.960
Yes, it stands for advertise here.

837
00:49:57.480 --> 00:50:02.400
Jesus was the original Florida man. Florida man rides donkey

838
00:50:02.440 --> 00:50:05.239
into town, gets arrested.

839
00:50:06.840 --> 00:50:09.000
Yes, And I'm assuming that's supposed to be the blood

840
00:50:09.039 --> 00:50:12.400
streaming down the face of thorns.

841
00:50:12.840 --> 00:50:15.559
Okay, now it makes sense. Now it makes sense.

842
00:50:15.639 --> 00:50:18.599
And I think the blue beard happened when the employees

843
00:50:18.599 --> 00:50:22.519
evacuated the building was I think the only one left inside,

844
00:50:22.519 --> 00:50:23.960
so I'm pretty sure he was like, let's see what

845
00:50:23.960 --> 00:50:31.159
we can do maybe, And the blue nose lifeguard duty

846
00:50:32.639 --> 00:50:35.079
creative lifeguard. It's a little a little like he was

847
00:50:35.079 --> 00:50:36.920
saying a little sunscreen right there, the old d you

848
00:50:36.920 --> 00:50:38.119
don't want to get you don't want to get skin

849
00:50:38.199 --> 00:50:39.400
cancer with a face of that pretty.

850
00:50:41.159 --> 00:50:44.360
You want to preserve that thing. So in case you're

851
00:50:44.400 --> 00:50:48.519
wondering why this man who is arrested for terroristic threats

852
00:50:48.519 --> 00:50:50.360
and an old to beauty is the luckiest man in

853
00:50:50.400 --> 00:50:53.239
the world. It's because he is now banned for life

854
00:50:53.360 --> 00:51:01.559
from all de beauty. Any man in a relationship with

855
00:51:01.599 --> 00:51:04.760
a woman right now is going, hell, yeah, that is one.

856
00:51:04.840 --> 00:51:11.679
Look you dude, real quick? Is there is there a

857
00:51:11.760 --> 00:51:14.760
worse question to be asked if you're running around doing

858
00:51:14.800 --> 00:51:18.239
Aaron's that day and then and then she asked, Hey,

859
00:51:18.239 --> 00:51:20.599
can we can we stop in it? Aultar real quick?

860
00:51:20.719 --> 00:51:23.719
Oh no, I don't know, Dan.

861
00:51:23.760 --> 00:51:29.559
I still have my balls, But he's got a puppy.

862
00:51:32.400 --> 00:51:39.199
Ironically, the puppy has balls too. Just me empty coin

863
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865
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