Feb. 19, 2025

Dan's Fairy Butt Mother, Dr. Strappleburger | Wednesday February 19, 2025

Dan's Fairy Butt Mother, Dr. Strappleburger | Wednesday February 19, 2025

We start off today with Kim Kardashian as your Fairy Butt Mother, then we learn that even the mafia has a problem with GenZ, and then we learn about what's going on at CERN from Dr. Astrid Stuckleberger, and that leads us into a rabbit hole of...

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We start off today with Kim Kardashian as your Fairy Butt Mother, then we learn that even the mafia has a problem with GenZ, and then we learn about what's going on at CERN from Dr. Astrid Stuckleberger, and that leads us into a rabbit hole of discussion about all things relating to CERN, including why you don't want to mess with the guy who is running the teleporter. But first, Birthdays!

LINKS:

Kim Kardashian Plays a ‘Fairy Butt Mother’ for Her Skims Shapewear Brand | Muse by Clios

Mafia godfathers mock 'miserable' calibre of notorious gang's new recruits after dozens arrested... and became state witnesses | Daily Mail Online

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It is time believe your worries outside and laugh with

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us inside the treehouse. I'm Daniel Malley along with Trey

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Trenholm and Raj Sharma on Wednesday, February nineteenth, twenty twenty five. Trey,

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Raj and myself, we're all old enough to remember the

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Miracle Brawl. We remember when it first came out, and

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we remember when it first came off because that was

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a learning moment where you got to experience massive disappointment

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and lies and treachery, deception and deception and one beautiful package.

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But it's the twenty first century. It's twenty twenty five,

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and the Miracle bra is a thing of the past

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because thanks to Kim Kardashian and the company that either

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she started or licensed with works with whatever the situation is,

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shapewear that can't be trusted is back. And because Kim

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there's more things fake about Kim than just her chest.

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She doesn't stop there because she's going to have a

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shapewear product that's going to lead you on and lie

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to you. It's gonna be the entire body. Right, Are

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you guys familiar with Skims, the shapewear company that Kim

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Kardashian does. Yes, Okay, we're all familiar with spanks. You know,

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it's usually like the the the shape tightening, form fitting

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piece of clothing that women would wear to you know,

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produce a better silhouette in a dress or something dressy, right,

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something fanta. Well, Kim Kardashian and her company Skims have

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taken that to the next level because they don't want

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to just cinch. They also want to expand in certain

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areas and so that's what their new marketing campaign with

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Kim Kardashian and Skims is trying to accomplish. And that

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includes their new commercial with Kim Kardashian The fairy Butt Mother.

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Okaye, everything so hard?

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Come on now, stand up?

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I know, I know.

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By the way, this starts with a young British, very thin,

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model looking woman on a yoga Matt frustrated because she's

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working out and not getting the results she wants. So

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enter Kim Kardashian.

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I should stand up. I should work for the body

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that I want.

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But I just can't.

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I'm doing so much already, I'm getting I'm eating healthy.

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Can't there just be one thing in life that's easy?

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Can't there just be one thing. Kim Kardashian, I'm not

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Kim Koe.

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No, I am Kim, but today i'm also your fairy

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butt mother, my fairy butt mother. I'm here to make

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one thing easy you're in your life. With Skim's new shapewear,

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you can get a butt, boobs and amazing curbs immediately,

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just with them.

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Thanks, fairy butt mother.

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Just remember what happens at midnight the shape were disappears. No,

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it's just really late, and you should try to get

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eight hours of sleep Skims Shapewear, because one thing should

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be effortless.

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So there you have it. New from Skims and Kim Kardashian,

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the fairy butt Mother. By the way, the name Skims,

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that's also what Kim's mom does for a living, so

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I guess it was easy to come up with the name.

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And now I know your new role playing game.

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I have to admit I did not see this backfiring

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on me.

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I'll kid you not, fairy Mother.

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Yeah, Dan's also seen it and then gave it a

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good review.

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See is right, It didn't have to work for it,

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right there. Yeah, So new from Skims, New from Kim Kardashian,

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the shapewear the illusion of a big button, big boobs

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all right there, and one easy to buy package. Can

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you imagine what the commercial would look like if they

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made this for men?

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No?

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Uh, would it be Bruce Jenner that pops out as

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your fairy crutch mother? Where would that be? Crutch father?

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Now I'm lost?

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Yeah, crotch person?

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Yeah yeah. If they made a similar product for men.

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Is who would be he?

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Your fairy crutch father?

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That poll vaulter from the Olympics.

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Yeah, that's that's a good candidate because at the very

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least he's already everybody's daddy.

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the Treehouse today. It turns out Corporate America is not

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the only one really frustrated with Generation Z because gen

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Z as employees has been a challenge for the workforce,

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and not just the legal workforce, because it turns out

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that even the Mafia is having issues with gen Z

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joining its raised. I have to admit I had not

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thought about that. I see news stories all the time

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about gen Z and then making their way into the workforce,

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and how companies and managers and other employees have to

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make certain accommodations for this new generation of employee. I

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never thought about the illegitimate businesses and what they have

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to do to accommodate gen Z. I never would have

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thought that the mafia would be frustrated by the perms

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and the crocs and the oversized hoodies.

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But here we are.

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It's true. Mafia godfathers are mocking miserable gang members, Miserable

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new recruits to the Cosa Nostra Buzzens have been arrested

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and immediately flipped to become States witnesses of so gen

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Z has absolutely zero loyalty, no dedication, so much so

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the mafia bosses in Sicily have been heard complaining about

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gen Z on wiretaps.

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Wow, when the mafia complains about your ethics, yeah, said.

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A lot Gihn. Carlo Romano, an alleged mafia Don slammed

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the caliber these days as miserable. Talking about gim Z

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heeming a tad nostalgic. He compared them to the nineteen

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seventy two classic film The Godfather, although unfavorably. He said,

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if you watch The Godfather, the connections he had, he

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was very influential because of the power that he built

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at a political level. But us, what can we do.

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We're on our knees. Guys, we think we do business,

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but these days it's others who do it. We used

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to be number one, Now it's others. We're just gypsies local.

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That's according to local media. He also advised new recruits

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to get an education so they could mingle with lawyers.

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I just like gen Z is the Freido generation.

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Oh I'm not stupid, I'm smart.

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I am just absolutely amazed that the mafia is having

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issues with gen Z and the fact that they're turning

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state's witnesses quickly compared to generations past. I've I don't think.

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I don't think I'll stop giggling about this story for

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the entire week.

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Yeah, I want to know what the nicknames are like,

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you know how the old school guys are like, you know,

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Joey the Nose.

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Oh yeah, you know.

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So I want to know what these kids are, like

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Vinny the Sensitive, Like, I don't know what.

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Well, as far as the no, I'm with you, because

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the bosses, some of them have their own nicknames. Wire

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Taps revealed the Mafia bosses have nicknames for one another,

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ranging from Spider Man to Robert de Niro to Bear.

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But as far as what the gen z nicknames are,

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I don't see that in here. But that's a great question, Raj,

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because I mean, I don't calling someone that knows nowadays

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is not very politically correct, even for the Mafia. Yeah,

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I just like the two crocks.

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He does all the slip and false.

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The meeting was at ten o'clock for the drop off.

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Oh well, there was a line at Starbucks and and

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he yell.

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At them because then I mean that's.

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Yeah, Mafia is sol they're gonna have to skip a generation.

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Yeah, he's got mental health days. Yeah that he takes.

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I mean it's gonna be bad when when they're you know,

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enforcers are you know, seventy five years old because they

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had to skip a generation.

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Yeah, but you're right, raj. I mean because like if

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you know gen Z, they're on the front lines. They

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have to go out and do all the dirty workers.

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They're the low men on the totem bowl. I'm sorry,

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the low low individuals on the I probably can't say

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totem boll either, because gen Z they have to work

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their way up through the mafia ranks, and in order

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to do that, you have to do all the grunt work,

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like kill people. But gen Z, while they maybe will

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kill somebody, they're gonna need a couple of mental health

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days to do process at all before they can go

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back to Mark Killy. I just can't wait to see

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the security cam footage when when when the gen Z

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hit man hit person uh kills somebody and then runs

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away and then falls because they were wearing cross they

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run straight, although identifying because of the oversized sweatshirt.

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No more, no more suits, just big shirts and crocs.

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It's all. It's all ATHLETI sure.

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I wonder if they'll get you sued for equal opportunity

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employment when they you know, they don't have any women

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right now.

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Yeah, that's a big challenge. Yeah, I wonder if that

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means then some of those new recruits are going to

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be forced to transition, so you can't be equal opportunity

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d EI hiring requirements.

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February nineteenth, twenty twenty five. Do you guys know the

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name doctor Astrid Stuckelberger. No, Well you're about to because

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she was on a show recently and she drops some

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serious knowledge about what the scientists are up to at

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CERN in Switzerland. I have not been able to verify

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any of this yet, but just know that the things

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you're about to hear from doctor Asterid about what's going

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on at CERN is very very alarming and scary to some.

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And I think installed enough now to where I can

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play the audio.

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Here we go.

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Actually is dealing with radio radio nuclear.

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Research, right, did you guys hear that? Okay, doctor Astrid

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Stockholberger talking about CERN and their astrological or radio astrological research.

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Actually STERN is dealing with radio radio nuclear research. Right.

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It's nuclear research, but it is more than that because

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there are lots of physicians. I had no sum. They're

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doing very strange experimentation. There are beings from portals coming

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in and out. It's physicists from the STERN who told

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me this.

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Do you guys catch that?

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M all right?

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I want to play that again for you, beings from

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a portal at CERN. According to doctor Asterid.

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It's nuclear research, but it is more than that because

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there are lots of physicians. I had no sum. They're

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doing very strange experimentation. There are beings from port coming

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in and no. Physicists from the STERN who told me this.

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They've tested beings coming in and out of portals. Yes,

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they no, I need to clarify that. Use these scientists

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at CERN have not testified to this. Doctor Astrid had

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dinner with some and they told her very different than

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testifying to something. I just want that, you know. Said

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In an interview with z Media, doctor Astrid Stuckelberger claims

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that she had dinner with scientists from CERN who share

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details about unusual experiments taking place at the facility. According

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to doctor Astrid, these scientists speak of a mysterious portal

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located at the bottom of CERN, described as like a

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door through which non human entities are reportedly entering and exiting.

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Okay, I have apparently in the bottom of the stern,

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this this portal, this door where they are dealing with

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all the subatomic dimensions. They say, there are seventeen different

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dimensions of reality. That's what those physicists. Some others say

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there are more dimensions. You know. They had a being

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they did not tell me more who came that doesn't

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resemble a human And then they had another one and

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they have a proof because they left a scarf they

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let and now when so.

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If I'm to understand everything she's saying there, some scientists

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say there are seventeen different dimensions. Some say more there's

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a trap door at the bottom of CERN where beings

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are crawling out of and apparently they're into scarves. That's

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that pretty much what everyone else has gathered out of this.

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Yeah. I just can't imagine going through the portal and like,

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oh my scarf.

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Well, I mean space is chili.

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Because they left a scarf. They left the scarf. And

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now when you look at what is going on in

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the stir and there is a fight from some of

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the military agencies Intel they say that there is a

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fight on time. They're trying to change time.

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And they're also probably fighting over the scarves.

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Hipster aliens. That's awesome.

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Do you imagine like the alien who left the scarf

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sticks his head back in. It's like, you, guys, do

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you see a scarf? Maybe maybe a hacky sack?

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You guys have craft beer here?

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No, but I know a place you can get some

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craft beer. Uh. I don't even know who doctor Astor

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it is, but I really like the name of her show,

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which I assume is called Doctor Astrid and the Aliens

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or maybe that's her do wat.

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That's not aliens, not aliens, other dimensions.

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It's other dimensions. Oh so it's people from one of

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these other dimensions that are infiltrating cern and leaving behind scarves.

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but I know like a lot of there were eleven dimensions.

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They theorize eleven dimensions and that there are complete other realities,

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like we live in a three dimensional world. But fourth dimension,

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I believe they say is time and then when you

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can shift to that fourth dimension, there are other realities.

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It is one of those dimensions, the scarf dimension.

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That who knows they they didn't have a world of

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wonderful accessories in one dimension.

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Maybe so I just look at it as you're in Switzerland.

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It's probably just one of the scientists scarf that fell

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during one of the experiments. It didn't come from another

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portal in another dimension. It was just you know, hants's.

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I mean, they are dealing with the very foundations of

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the universe. They're always scared, you know, theories that they

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they are going to create a black hole. Open your

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mind to the possibility.

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My mind is open to My mind is certainly open

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to the possibility. I'm just concerned about some of the

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people relaying this information. I don't want to get all

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my alien information and other worldly or different dimension information

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from a doctor who if just one typo her name

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is doctor Asthard.

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Her last name doesn't get you because that makes me

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laugh every time you say.

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It, Stuckelberg, it really is a whole package. I mean, doctor,

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make sure I get this right. Uh, let's see doctor

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Astro stuckle Burger. Sorry, that's what I'm saying.

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I'm gonna say stuckle Burger and her space cars.

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I better. I bet if it were a Strappelberger, you'd

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really like it.

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I can't even get mad at you because that was

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really good. I'm gonna be mad at you in like

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five minutes, but but for now, that's.

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Damn. That's good.

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And Raj Sharma on Wednesday, February nineteenth, twenty twenty five.

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We were just talking about doctor Astrid Stuckelberger and she

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had had dinner with some of the physicists at the

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CERN Laboratory in Switzerland, and she was saying that they've

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told her there's at least seventeen dimensions, and there are

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beings that are popping up out of a hole at

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the bottom of CERN, saying hello and leaving scarves behind.

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So I decided to do a little more research on

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doctor Astrid Stuckelberger to see is she crazy. She's got

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a really good resume. She's a scientist and writer at

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the Institute of Global Health of the Faculty of Medicine

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of the University of Geneva. After a PhD in public health,

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she pursued her career at the Geneva University Hospital and

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at the Faculty of Medicine of the University of Geneva,

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where she obtained the higher rank of privad doscent, whatever

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that is. She's also the professor at University of Applied

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Science at the University of Lausanne and collaborates with several

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universities in the world. She was recently awarded the title

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of Honorary Professor of the Institute of Bioregulation and Gerontology

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of the Russian Academy of Medical Science, and is invited

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professor in different universities. She's also the president of the

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Geneva International Network on Aging, which is funded with the Who.

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So that's doctor Astrid Stockelberger who had dinner with CERN physicists,

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who says there are weirdos popping up in holes at

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the CERN laboratory in Switzerland.

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I mean, if you ever want to go down a

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rabbit hole, go down all the conspiracy theories about what

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goes on at CERN.

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Oh no, oh, it's.

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Wasn't that Angels and demons based on that? Well, they

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have the matter that they created. I thought it was

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that lab was supposed to be represent the CERN.

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I have to go back and rewatch that. I'm not sure.

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Yeah, the god particle thing, Uh that maybe I'm but yeah,

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that it's it's it is a fascinating uh.

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And you know how much of the love of conspiracy theories,

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So I will be on it.

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Well, I mean between the two of you, Raj and

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your conspiracy theories and Trey your endless quest for documentary

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knowledge h what are what are some of the things

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that are supposed or theorized.

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Well, the theorizing that they're uh working on, you know,

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basically messing with the fabric of time and that uh

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I forgot the but that they're changing, you know, they're

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augmenting our reality by their different experiments that they are.

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They have figured out interdimensional travel, and you know, then

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it's you know, what are what what's.

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On the other side?

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You know, it becomes a big question that they're going

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to make a black hole that will eventually destroy the world.

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Okay, yeah, it's there.

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There are so many it's uh, you know, you you

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get from the strange like scientific theories to Illuminati type

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crap to just I mean it's it is a rabbit

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rabbit hole with multi multiple dimensions.

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I am fascinated by it. I'm also a little terrified

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of it, and I think this is probably how a

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lot of people are. I mean, there was the original

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concern when they turned that thing on that it actually

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would destroy the universe.

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Not just it would create a black hole, but create.

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A black hole and we're all dead in an instant

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just because on all that.

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But they still did it.

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Everyone's like a flip the switch. We'll find out.

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Yeah, I mean there's there.

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Uh.

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I saw one thing where if they thought they discovered

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they discovered a particle that it defied the laws of physics.

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It's all, it's all these things, and and no one

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really knows what's true and what's not. I am sure

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they are doing I mean you're talking about your quantum

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physics is in the the people who think of this

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stuff are It's so far beyond what any of us

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can really comprehend.

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You're right, and I think that's why so many of

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us have difficulty trying to wrap our brains around any

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of the information that comes out ofcern. Even the stuff

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that sounds too crazy to believe might actually be real.

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But it's so beyond our grasp of reality that there's

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no way we'd be able to grasp it. What scares

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me about the certain facility in Switzerland is you've got

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some of the brightest minds our planet has ever produced,

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and a large chunk of their experiments are centered around

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around and find out.

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Wouldn't you want to create the black hole on the

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last day of the job.

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Maybe do that when the new crew is coming on,

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so you could be like Oh, they did it. We had,

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we had, we had, we had four hundred and ninety

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two days. Like it's like a little sign uh since

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our last emergency, Uh, the first crew, it's turned We've

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had X amount of days, zero black holes.

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The greatest retirement party ever.

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As long as it's an ice cream cake, I'm fine talking.

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About to take this job and shove it.

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Treehouse on Wednesday, February nineteenth, twenty twenty, before we jump

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headfirst into birthdays, Trey, what was it you were saying

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to Raj about if there's Because Raj is super into conspiracies,

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he should check out all the conspiracies surrounding CONCERN.

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Yeah, I mean it's fascinating.

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They try to tell people what they're doing, but again,

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they are working on a level that you just have

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to dumb it down because I mean you're talking about

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they're throwing around their subatomic particles and crashing them into

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each other at the speed of light and all this

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other and the energy that comes from it, and just

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trying to grasp thinking beyond three dimensions.

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And it's fascinating.

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But that's one of the problems is everyone speculates what

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they're doing, but no one, very few people are smart

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enough to really understand what they're trying to do.

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That's me. I have no idea. I don't understand a

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good chunk of anything that comes out of CERN, And

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that's why I appreciate when someone will try to dumb

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it down as much as they possibly can to where

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someone like me can understand at least a fragment of it.

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I mean, the person who probably can dumb it down

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better than anyone is a Neil de grass Tyson. Ye,

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because you're you're talking about Stephen Hawking. You know, level s,

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but it is, it's it's it's fascinating stuff.

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And I had trouble with geometry. I'm not going to

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understand an iota of what happens at CERN.

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I mean, and as just as our technology grows, and

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then you also you factor in AI, supercomputing, everything else,

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and how the theoretic it's advancing faster. I mean, just

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their their theories on time and that you know, do

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wormholes really exist?

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And just all this, all the stuff.

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What's fascinating is all the stuff that we grew up

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watching on like Star Trek.

470
00:32:01.960 --> 00:32:03.960
Some of it really might be true.

471
00:32:04.960 --> 00:32:07.319
Yeah, teleportation aside, if.

472
00:32:07.400 --> 00:32:12.000
They are there, they think they're close to actually teleporting somebody.

473
00:32:11.880 --> 00:32:14.400
And I'm all for it. But before we get full

474
00:32:14.440 --> 00:32:17.480
on teleportation, I would like whatever meal I can think

475
00:32:17.519 --> 00:32:19.640
of energized right in front of me, ready to eat.

476
00:32:19.720 --> 00:32:21.880
That to me is the coolest Star Trek technology. There

477
00:32:21.920 --> 00:32:23.160
is teleportation number two.

478
00:32:24.480 --> 00:32:25.160
And who do you get?

479
00:32:25.200 --> 00:32:27.599
Who's the first guy? Who do you get, like, hey, Doug,

480
00:32:27.720 --> 00:32:31.039
we got to teleport you today. Is it gonna work?

481
00:32:31.119 --> 00:32:36.839
Who a short straw at CERN? Actually that's actually a

482
00:32:36.880 --> 00:32:39.119
great question. So you know how people will say at

483
00:32:39.160 --> 00:32:42.119
the Olympics they should have an average person compete in

484
00:32:42.200 --> 00:32:45.200
every event, so you get an idea of how great

485
00:32:45.240 --> 00:32:47.920
these athletes are. They should do the same thing with

486
00:32:48.039 --> 00:32:51.559
the scientists. That'scerned they should get an average person like

487
00:32:51.640 --> 00:32:56.279
me in their midst and it just be me with

488
00:32:56.359 --> 00:32:59.759
my really big pencil. Just trying to follow along is

489
00:32:59.799 --> 00:33:02.200
better just as I can. It's not gonna happen, but I'll,

490
00:33:02.319 --> 00:33:05.160
you know, I'll try. I'll hang out.

491
00:33:05.960 --> 00:33:06.160
Yeah.

492
00:33:06.200 --> 00:33:08.160
What if you kiss somebody off and they teleport you

493
00:33:08.200 --> 00:33:11.400
and then don't bring you back, They just leave, They

494
00:33:11.480 --> 00:33:12.720
just leave you to wherever that went.

495
00:33:14.200 --> 00:33:16.960
Yeah, all of a sudden, pranks pulled by scientists are

496
00:33:17.079 --> 00:33:22.799
very terrifying. Imagine imagine the revenge they could get on

497
00:33:22.880 --> 00:33:24.720
the their like high school bullies.

498
00:33:28.599 --> 00:33:29.960
I would love to join CERN.

499
00:33:32.640 --> 00:33:33.480
Have you got plans?

500
00:33:33.920 --> 00:33:41.400
Yes, I've got names, addresses. Don't worry about it. They're

501
00:33:41.400 --> 00:33:42.279
gonna be teleported.

502
00:33:43.079 --> 00:33:45.000
In the back of your mind, you gotta think of

503
00:33:45.039 --> 00:33:45.319
the fly.

504
00:33:46.119 --> 00:33:51.400
Oh yeah, yeah, that's true. And then even if even

505
00:33:51.400 --> 00:33:53.480
if you agree to bring them back, right like you

506
00:33:53.559 --> 00:33:55.519
have to bring them back, what if when you bring

507
00:33:55.559 --> 00:33:58.240
them back they you like you switch their arm out

508
00:33:58.279 --> 00:34:02.720
for their nose. Yeah, I mean there's all sorts of hijinks.

509
00:34:02.720 --> 00:34:06.000
You could get into if you're running the teleportation portal LID, Sir.

510
00:34:06.440 --> 00:34:10.599
Yeah, you don't want to go there on like a

511
00:34:10.639 --> 00:34:11.599
Friday when they're drinking.

512
00:34:18.920 --> 00:34:20.559
You don't want to show up at happy hour.

513
00:34:26.639 --> 00:34:28.039
The last thing you did is you call the guy

514
00:34:28.079 --> 00:34:53.320
controlling it, Dick Facemas.

515
00:34:41.280 --> 00:35:00.440
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520
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522
00:35:24.480 --> 00:35:30.079
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523
00:35:30.119 --> 00:35:35.440
this too much, but if you're among the scientists at

524
00:35:35.480 --> 00:35:39.280
the CERN Laboratory in Switzerland, wouldn't there be a hell

525
00:35:39.320 --> 00:35:42.199
of a scrum for people applying to be the main

526
00:35:42.320 --> 00:35:46.599
teleportation guy, the guy who's at the controls sending people

527
00:35:46.639 --> 00:35:49.440
and bringing them back. Can you just imagine the size

528
00:35:49.440 --> 00:35:55.760
of the tip jar on his console. You don't want

529
00:35:55.760 --> 00:35:57.920
to be the stingy guy or the guy like we

530
00:35:57.960 --> 00:36:00.599
said earlier. You don't want to be the guy that

531
00:36:00.639 --> 00:36:06.400
calls the teleportation director you know, a bad name like face,

532
00:36:07.079 --> 00:36:09.039
because you may come back with one.

533
00:36:12.840 --> 00:36:14.079
Don't want to be the guy that called him an

534
00:36:14.079 --> 00:36:14.519
ass hat.

535
00:36:17.800 --> 00:36:19.360
I mean, I don't know if there would ever be

536
00:36:19.519 --> 00:36:23.280
a position that would have its ass kissed more than

537
00:36:23.280 --> 00:36:27.280
the guy in charge of teleportation, because yeah, I'll send

538
00:36:27.280 --> 00:36:29.480
you wherever you want to go, but there's no guarantee

539
00:36:29.519 --> 00:36:31.840
you get to come back. That's where the tip jar

540
00:36:32.000 --> 00:36:34.599
gets slid right in front of you ever so slowly.

541
00:36:36.559 --> 00:36:39.440
You want to make it back for dinner, I'd put

542
00:36:39.440 --> 00:36:40.159
a twenty in there.

543
00:36:40.599 --> 00:36:44.599
Yeah, I realize, I realize your booking dot com app

544
00:36:44.679 --> 00:36:48.079
says seventy nine dollars. But that's one way.

545
00:36:50.599 --> 00:36:53.559
Yeah, I could tell it for you to Hawaii and

546
00:36:53.639 --> 00:37:01.199
a volcano too. But what's what's crazy to think about?

547
00:37:01.639 --> 00:37:05.920
Very few people will remember this is cern was originally

548
00:37:06.000 --> 00:37:09.000
going to be in North Texas. The Soviet Collider Project

549
00:37:09.039 --> 00:37:09.360
was here.

550
00:37:09.880 --> 00:37:12.519
Oh that's right, Where is that going to be in

551
00:37:12.559 --> 00:37:13.280
North Texas?

552
00:37:13.360 --> 00:37:13.480
Uh?

553
00:37:13.639 --> 00:37:15.800
Do you remember? Like what area? What city is it?

554
00:37:15.800 --> 00:37:17.800
It was all around I mean you have to it's

555
00:37:17.840 --> 00:37:22.519
a huge area. Like I forgot the dimensions of it.

556
00:37:22.559 --> 00:37:24.920
But miles and miles long of super collider.

557
00:37:25.280 --> 00:37:28.960
But was it going to be like somewhere around Waksa

558
00:37:29.039 --> 00:37:33.119
Hatchie or something, But yeah, all through.

559
00:37:34.960 --> 00:37:39.480
Like south and east like it's.

560
00:37:39.880 --> 00:37:42.639
I put it where the Hillsboro outlets were. I don't

561
00:37:42.679 --> 00:37:44.400
think there's anything else going on right there.

562
00:37:47.119 --> 00:37:49.320
Yeah, that's what you want, discount super collider.

563
00:37:51.599 --> 00:37:53.280
So if you're on your way to the new CERN,

564
00:37:53.440 --> 00:37:56.400
just go past the Waco silos, say hide a chipping Joanna,

565
00:37:56.480 --> 00:37:57.480
and then you'll get there.

566
00:38:01.119 --> 00:38:04.000
They can put it on the David Koresh compound that's

567
00:38:04.039 --> 00:38:05.199
not being used right now either.

568
00:38:06.960 --> 00:38:14.159
It's already been cleared off a little bit. It's pretty terrible.

569
00:38:17.519 --> 00:38:18.000
The uh.

570
00:38:19.519 --> 00:38:23.400
Super Conducting super Collider had a circumference for the one

571
00:38:23.440 --> 00:38:24.880
in Texas fifty four miles.

572
00:38:26.199 --> 00:38:26.760
Wow.

573
00:38:27.360 --> 00:38:28.679
Wow Yeah, key.

574
00:38:28.519 --> 00:38:33.360
Points walks of Hatchie was the starting of it. But yeah,

575
00:38:33.360 --> 00:38:35.079
I mean that's it's a huge area.

576
00:38:35.320 --> 00:38:39.320
Okay. So if the circumference of CERN is fifty four miles,

577
00:38:40.320 --> 00:38:47.360
what's its diameter? And that's why none of us work.

578
00:38:47.400 --> 00:38:47.800
It's CERN.

579
00:39:00.760 --> 00:39:02.760
Ray's eyes are moving. I can tell you're working on it.

580
00:39:03.639 --> 00:39:04.960
No, there's a formula somewhere.

581
00:39:05.039 --> 00:39:10.599
But just write it down with your big pencil.

582
00:39:12.920 --> 00:39:13.280
Alright.

583
00:39:18.079 --> 00:39:20.400
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584
00:39:20.440 --> 00:39:22.639
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585
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586
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587
00:39:28.599 --> 00:39:32.039
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588
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589
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