June 18, 2026

Delusional Soccer Fans, Marvel's Biggest Flop & Florida Man Shoots at a Bear-Hunting Drone | The Treehouse Show

Delusional Soccer Fans, Marvel's Biggest Flop & Florida Man Shoots at a Bear-Hunting Drone | The Treehouse Show

Think men are overconfident? Just wait until you hear the latest survey about soccer fans. On this episode of The Treehouse Show, we dive into a hilarious study revealing just how many soccer fans believe they could compete at an elite level. Are...

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Think men are overconfident? Just wait until you hear the latest survey about soccer fans.

On this episode of The Treehouse Show, we dive into a hilarious study revealing just how many soccer fans believe they could compete at an elite level. Are sports fans completely delusional, or are professional athletes making things look too easy? Dan delivers his classic American perspective on soccer, flopping, and why some people still can't take the sport seriously.

We also cover the latest celebrity birthdays, which somehow leads us into a debate about Marvel's Eternals. Was it one of the biggest MCU disappointments ever, or does it deserve a second chance?

And we get into Dan's fear of black ones.

Plus: ⚽ The shocking survey exposing soccer fan delusion
🎬 Was Eternals Marvel's biggest flop?
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So that's coming up today.

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And first up, we are starting with delusions of grandeur.

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Usually this is where I have to throw my brethren

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under the bus.

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When it comes to male female men.

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Are usually the ones who are more delusional, especially when

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it comes to our own.

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Efficiencies and things.

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We've talked before about how I believe over half of

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men think they can land a commercial jet airliner during

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an emergency with help you know, from air traffic control

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and everything. And also many men think that we could

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hit a major league fastball. Say what, I will say

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that back in my playing days, I probably had that delusion.

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However, considering that.

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Was like twenty five years ago and it was rare

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for major league pitchers to hit one hundred miles an hour.

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Now it's basically the norm.

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Oh, that doesn't matter. Hitting a major league pitch in

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general is generally considered probably the hardest thing to do.

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Yes, And that's why I think in that particular study

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it very specifically said major league fastball, because you ain't

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hitting a major league knuckleball. Branded those are rare, but

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you're also not hitting chances are a major league sinker,

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a major league slider, curveball, slurve, knuckle, curve, forkball, whatever

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they're throwing at.

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You, you're probably not going to hit it.

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If you do touch it, it might be out of

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blind luck that you started your swing five minutes before

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the pitcher started his wind up and you happen to

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put the bat in the right area. I'll throw a

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wrinkle on this real quick before I get into the

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meat of this. Do you think you'd have a better

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chance at hitting back.

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In the day.

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A Randy Johnson fastball or a Greg Maddox fastball because

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Randy Johnson was usually in the upper nineties, but it

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was a lefty. He had some movement, but not like

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Greg Maddox's eighty seven mile per hour, always moving around

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the strike zone.

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But the reason Randy Johnson was so dominating was also

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he was so tall and his pitch came from an

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angle so high.

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Neither when Randy Johnson pitched it looked like it was

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the right fielder throwing it right.

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Greg Maddox was so dimining.

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He he's like somebody, he's, you know, boring uncle on

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the mound. But he would put spin on that ball

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like no one.

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Who oh yeah, yeah.

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Now if you really if you put a gun to

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my head and said, okay, pick one. Only reason I

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would say Greg Maddox is because a lot of his

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pitches were intended for you to ground out.

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I'm with you if I same thing you put a

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gun to my because I don't I'm not gonna be

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able to really hit either one.

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Oh no, it's absolutely not.

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But if you're forcing me, you've kidnapped me and said

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I'm gonna make you face one of these two pictures,

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give me Greg Maddox, because I know that he knows

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where that ball is going every single time.

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Randy Johnson was a little bit of an X factor.

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Occasionally he didn't.

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Well, you're talking about two pictures, pictures that major league

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hitters couldn't hit.

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So yeah, Randy, I'm pretty sure John Cruck is still

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afraid of Randy Johnson. I don't know if you'll ever

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find them sitting side by side at a card signing convention.

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And you know, pigeons aren't going anywhere near Randy Johnson.

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So anyway, whatever that percentages, a number of men still

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very wrongly believe that we could hit a major league fastball.

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That maybe in the sixties I might have had a shot,

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but definitely not by and I mean when I was

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much younger and could roll out of bed without.

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Strings, not in the nineteen sixties. Got it.

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Yeah, So many men think they could hit at least

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one major league fastball or even beat a professional female

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tennis player.

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Jeezus. So that's so dumb.

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And it also seems like the same subset of men

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think the same way about soccer. In a new poll

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of two thousand soccer fans, over a third thing they

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could score, not just a regular goal in a World

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Cup match, but a game winning penalty kick in the

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World Cup, and over twenty percent think they could give

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the keeper the eyes and trick the goalie into diving

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the wrong way. Continuing on this same soccer stupidity, over

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sixteen percent believe they would save at least one penalty

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kick if they were goalie, because they're thinking, you know,

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I just got to guess the right way and it'll

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hit me.

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That's got to be their thinking.

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I mean, there is there are there no bounds to

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our delusions.

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Clearly not.

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Did Jesus Christ, I, honest to God, think I would

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have a better chance at landing that commercial jet plane

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in an emergency, then I would beating a professional female

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tennis player. Then I would hitting a major league fastball.

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There is no chance in hell I would ever be

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able to score a game winning penalty kick in the

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World Cup.

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Of all three of those that you've mentioned, the returning

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the tennis serve is the closest that I might be

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able to do. But that's still gonna be with with

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with shorts full of poop when Serena Williams shows up, because.

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It's not returning a serve, it's.

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Beating Yeah, oh, actually winning the whole.

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Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, good old fashioned Battle of the

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sex is Billy jen King versus not Martin Riggs. That's

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lethal weapon, Bobby Riggs, Bobby Riggs. Although Martin Riggs from

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lethal weapon versus Billy Jen King, that would have been

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an interesting match.

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Yeah. No, you're we're we're not going to beat a

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professional female tennis player.

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At best, maybe get a piece of a return serve.

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It may not go where you want it, but at

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best you might have a shot to touch the ball.

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You couldn't beat a D one college tennis player.

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I don't think I could beat a D two or three.

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If that even exists.

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It's probably I probably, you know, not even a high

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school champ.

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Full disclosure. Before I played football, I had to usions

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of grandeur. I was like, it's seventh grade. I'm a

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baseball player. I don't have interest in playing football. But

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I was really big into Andrea Agassy and Pete Sampers.

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I was like, you know what, why the hell not,

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I'm gonna go try for the tennis team. They couldn't

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get me off that court fast enough. The football coaches

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from the field next to the tennis court were like,

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what are you doing?

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Over there. Get your ass over here.

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They made me leave the tennis tryout to just go

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suit up and play football.

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They're like, no, you're not doing it. That's just stupid.

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Get over here. Yeah.

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The Major League fastball thing is I was pretty good

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when I was When I was playing baseball, I was

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pretty good batter. I could switch, you know, left hand,

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right hand. I was pretty good. No, No, that never

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would have happened, not even at my best now.

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I think I think the fastest I think the fastest

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fastball I ever faced was upper eighties, probably the same

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and the only reason I got a piece of that

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is because I caught him out a change up. So

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it dropped down to about mid seventies, and I was like, oh,

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look at me. Go. So, yeah, a lot of us

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just have these crazy delusions. It doesn't seem like any

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one of us are anywhere near these delusions. Trey, You're

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not gonna kick a game winning goal in the World Cup.

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No. I mean my first sport was soccer. I I

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wish I'd probably stayed with it, but you know, especially

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at that time, you know, there was no God, there

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was no professional soccer really in the United States. I mean,

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there was just it wasn't the cool thing to do,

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and you know you weren't seeing Premier League games on TV.

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But no, I most people in that pressure. It's like

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the same thing. People. The other delusion is I could

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make that putt and you know, especially on like a

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US Open golf course, No, you couldn't, not even from

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five feet, not a fucking chance, not with millions of

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dollars on the line. You would choke. And the same thing, yeah,

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with a with you know, soccer, the game winner on

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the line penalty kicks, I I and you you could,

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you could put job of the hut in the in

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the net, and you're still most people are gonna miss.

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It. I love hearing you say that because.

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Like, like even right now, I'm thinking, I'm just trying

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to imagine myself standing in front of a goalie World

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Cup penalty kick situation. I can feel the lactic acid

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building up in my body right now, I can feel

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the choke juice building like there's no way I'd even

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be able to unclinch my feet to move towards the goal.

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Let's let's keep this in mind if we're really going

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to be you know, accurate with this, when you're in

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penalty kicks for the World Cup. Okay, at that point

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you have played one hundred and twenty minutes of soccer.

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Most people do not even fathom the physical shape you

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have to be in to play soccer. To give you

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some point of reference, if those of you who really

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don't understand wide receivers in football, if they run a

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long route, they go to the sideline for air. Those

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guys are on the field running back and forth a

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field longer a little bit longer than a football field,

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for forty five minutes at a time. Thirty minute break,

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then forty five minutes. Then if you're in penalty kicks,

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you have done two overtimes. So you have now without

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a break, been out there for seventy five minutes.

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You're gassed, you are out of orange slices, there is nothing.

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And you're gonna yo. So but you have just the

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leg strength alone. People don't understand.

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Like a run for multiple mile in a game.

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When I was in high school and I had acl reconstruction,

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one of the tests they did to gauge how well

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your you know, reconstructed me was doing. So they did

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it's a it was a machine that did a strength test.

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Now I had very strong legs at the time. My

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right The reason why my left leg kept failing is

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my right leg. I beat it. And this is a

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really old reference, but there used to be a soccer

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player in Dallas named Tattoo.

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Uh huh.

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I beat his scores on my right leg. So my

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left leg just it wasn't. My left leg was perfectly fine,

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but it was supposed to be a ratio from like

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me within fifteen percent of your right leg, your healthy leg,

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and I was always like like twenty interesting and I

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even no, no.

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Those I know because when you stupid, you're right.

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Because when you when you think about all of it together,

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when you think about the totality of what it would

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take just to get to the penalty kick, the final

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penalty kick in a World Cup match, and thinking you

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could score is beyond delusional, because like you said, you're

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talking about having played a one hundred and twenty minutes

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of soccer, running up and down the field like crazy.

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I don't even know if I would be able to

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be physically standing in front of the goal to even

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make a kick attempt.

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You would have to defibrillate me.

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At least twice to get me upright to even try

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to fall on the ball.

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And my point with the Tattoo story was he was

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an indoor soccer player in Dallas. He was not even

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a Premier League player. He wasn't good enough, that's you know.

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He he was a very mid soccer player who was

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just famous in Dallas.

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I think what he indoors wasn't the sidekicks.

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Yeah, sidekicks? Yeah.

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No. Tattoo is honestly probably one of the greatest DFW

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athletes that we have as far as local greatness, because

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he really, I mean he had titles and goals and championships, but.

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At the end of the day, it was indoor soccer.

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or anything else, the premium Premier League. It was Americans.

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American soccer at the time, because thirty years ago that

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that was you have been about as low of a

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relegation as you could find.

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soccer academies full of twelve year olds in the UK

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could beat you know, adult American soccer players.

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Yeah, yeah, twelve you know, as MESSI had a hat

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trick last night. Oh uh, twelve year old Messi is

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still He's going to beat you.

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Handed hard, hard, hard hard.

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So, according to FIFA, the average soccer player football player

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runs six to eight miles in a standard forty five

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minutes game six.

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Well that's games are ninety minutes.

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Yeah, okay, so sorry ninety minute yeah sorry, ninety minute

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match six. Six to eight miles in a ninety minute match.

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So and then you tackle on it. Like I said,

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if you're in penalty kicks, you've gone thirty additional minutes,

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which means so you're you're at eight to ten miles

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at least.

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And the goalie the runs.

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No, You're sprinting up and down, up and down, up.

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And down, changing directions on a dime, jumping, kicking, fancy footwork, punching.

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Sometimes no, I will say no, I will say when

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when it comes to FIFA in the World Cup, I

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know there's lots of running, there's lots of action, but

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there's also lots of falling down.

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And this is still my big grid.

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Every four I get a little excited about the World

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Cup and I'm hopeful for our American team, and then

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I'll watch a couple of games here and there, and

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I get turned off within about five minutes because of

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all the flopping FIFA that basically stands for flopping in

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foreign arenas. It's just a huge turn off for me.

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And I have friends that grew up playing soccer. We're

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very good at soccer, and I've tried to have this

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conversation with him. It's like, there has got to be

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something done about this. This is this hurts the sport. This,

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I think flopping is the main Yes, it does.

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It hurts it absolutely to Americans. It does.

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That's what I'm saying. You didn't let me finish.

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It hurts the sport when trying to grow it in

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America because Europe has pretty much acquiesced there for whatever reason,

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they're fine with their men flailing around on the turf.

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In America, though, we seem to have a different standard

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on that, and that is there's supposed to be some

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toughness to it, and soccer already is a very tough sport.

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It's an elegant sport, but it gets tarnished when you

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have these flopping idiots that look like fish on the

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pitch instead of adult grown soccer players.

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And it's a turn off.

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To the Americans, and that's one of the reasons why

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it's not as popular as it could be.

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That has that that has nothing to do with it.

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Don't you dare minimize my experience trade.

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That's the reason why I don't like it, and I

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guarantee you I'm not.

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It will not and never take off in America simply

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because the money sports Europe. Every people don't realize how

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much soccer players make, but in America, MLS players do

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not make the same as football, basketball, baseball players. And

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that's always going to be the route, you know. Ultimately,

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that's what drives people to choose these you know, very

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tier one athlete. That's what we're gonna drive their choices.

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But and there is flopping and sometimes it is ridiculous.

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But there are other times, as we just talked about,

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as you are running eight, you know, eight to ten miles,

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six to eight miles, sometimes that flopping is strategic and

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that you're giving your guys a breather.

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Find a better way to do it that does not

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look try, just try.

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And then there's something like I watched this you know

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one deal. It was in the Mexico game. It looked

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very innocuous and these two guys jumped up and they

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collided within what you realize is one guy hit the

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other guy just square on the kneecap.

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Oh that hurts. Now, I'm with you there.

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I've been hit square on the kneecap like that, and

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I saw that, and I'm with you.

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I I felt for that guy because I was like, bro,

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I've been there.

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A lot of times like what you're sticking, and they

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look really innoculous, especially when you you have been running

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around that much. You get hit in the legs, kicked

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in the legs. It may look innocuous, but it does hurt.

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And yes, they're definitely overly dramatic at times, but a

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lot of times that is strategic just to get everyone

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a breather. Just pretend you're also you're trying to get

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You're trying to get that other team a yellow card,

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You're trying to get a penalty kick, You're trying. I mean,

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there is some strategy to it.

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I understand their strategy to it, but I'm saying it

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sucks and it hurts the sport when trying to get

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it to spread and be more popular in America. Uh,

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Like the flopping became such an issue in the NBA.

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Thank you James Harden that they've cracked down on it

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so other sports realize. And NFL has some stuff on

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it now. It's like NBA to tolerate.

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You're gonna tell me the NBA it now has teams

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that tank. They just literally take their entire season, you know.

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So I'm just talking about the flopping. Tanking is bad.

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You should always go out and try to win.

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I'm just talking about the flopping when it's when when

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when you're doing big arms thing, you know, because someone

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breathed on you and you're trying to draw, Like.

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That's just the like, how do you how do you

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look at your family in the eye and go like, oh, yeah,

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I'm a tough athlete, please you fell down.

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I actually would respect it more if instead of pretending

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to be hurt and screaming out, pretending to writhe in

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pain and then getting the magical socker spray and boop,

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you pop back up and you're ready to go for

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another twenty five minutes, just pretend to faint, just be

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like ah and just fall over and then get back up.

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I would have a little more respect than that, because

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at least it's obvious it's clear.

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No, I'm gonna let you sit in that one.

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I'm happy to sit in it. I will stew in

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this ah goddamn day.

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I hope you pass out.

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If I do, it'll be honest. It'll be an honest

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pass out.

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Flopping House. I'm Dan along with Trey and Jerry.

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Today is.

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Thursday, June eighteenth, two Thoy twenty six that celebrate today

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with some birthdays. One of the best known musicians of

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our time, Paul McCartney, is eighty four today.

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Wow, he looks He looks good for eighty four.

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Geez, I'm with you.

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I'm I because he just he was the musical guest

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on Saturday Night Live for the season finale and he

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looked better than Will Ferrell. And Will Ferrell's a good

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twenty It gotta be a good twenty years younger.

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Oh yeah, yeah, absolutely so. Happy birthday to Sir Paul

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McCartney eighty four today. I guess it's just him and

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Ringo that are left. As far as the living Beatles,

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is Pete Best the former former Beatle?

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Is he still kicking? I think so.

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He was the drummer before Ringo let's see other birthdays today.

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Blake Shelton turns fifty. One of Oklahoma's most famous dudes.

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He's fifty years old today, country superstar, former voice coach,

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and husband of Gwen Stefani.

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One of the most random.

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Pairings in romance history. Gwen Stefani, the front lady of

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No Doubt, Oklahoma, good old boy country singer Blake Shelton,

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go figure, good for Them. Carol Caine is seventy four.

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She is best known for Taxi, the Princess Bride. She

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was also on Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, and she's also the

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one that kicks the ever loving crap out of Bill

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Murray in Scrooged, which I believe is Trey's favorite Christmas.

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It's one of them.

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Yeah, that's I remember as a kid man, I love that.

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I mean, I loved the movie already. Even as a kid,

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I loved the Scrooge. It was so different. But as

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what Carol Kine's character was the ghost of Christmas past

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or President President a present. She just beat the ever

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love and piss out of him. I just thought that

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was hysterical as a kid and as an adult. So

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Happy birthday, Carol, Kane seventy four. Actress and model Isabella

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Rossellini is also seventy four today. She's also a filmmaker.

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She's daughter of screen legends Ingrid Bergmann and Roberto Rossellini.

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Richard Madden is forty. This guy is fascinating to me.

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Richard Madden's an actor. He is best known as Rob

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Stark in Game of Thrones. He was also in Bodyguard reboot.

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He was also one of the Eternals in Marvel's Eternals.

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I said, I'm a fast Huh.

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They did a reboot of the Bodyguard.

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I didn't. I haven't seen it, so yeah, I don't know.

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I don't. I don't even know if it was a movie.

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Or a show, but yeah, they read it Bodyguard. But

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he was supposed to be like one of the next

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IT actors. He was supposed to come out a Game

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of Thrones because his character didn't live very long. He

467
00:26:20.039 --> 00:26:22.440
was supposed to come out of Game of Thrones on fire,

468
00:26:22.599 --> 00:26:24.119
and he was in Marvel's Eternals.

469
00:26:24.440 --> 00:26:26.359
That movie flopped harder.

470
00:26:26.119 --> 00:26:30.119
Than one of the singall players I saw yesterday on TV.

471
00:26:31.720 --> 00:26:37.200
And his trajectory is just kind of It's not his fault.

472
00:26:37.200 --> 00:26:38.559
It seemed like a talented guy.

473
00:26:38.559 --> 00:26:41.200
But it's just like, oh man, those projects, some of

474
00:26:41.240 --> 00:26:43.079
those projects didn't turn out as good as I'm sure

475
00:26:43.079 --> 00:26:43.599
you had hoped.

476
00:26:45.720 --> 00:26:48.440
Jerry, have you gone back? Have you seen Eternals more

477
00:26:48.480 --> 00:26:48.920
than once?

478
00:26:52.920 --> 00:26:54.799
I've seen bits and pieces of it a second time

479
00:26:54.880 --> 00:26:56.400
enough that I've seen it twice, yes.

480
00:26:56.559 --> 00:26:58.200
Tray, what about you? Did you ever even see the

481
00:26:58.319 --> 00:26:59.119
see it the first time?

482
00:27:00.319 --> 00:27:03.200
Yeah, I've actually i've seen it. I'll say one in

483
00:27:03.240 --> 00:27:04.279
three quarters.

484
00:27:05.519 --> 00:27:07.160
I've still only seen it the one time.

485
00:27:07.359 --> 00:27:09.279
I don't feel like I hated it as much as

486
00:27:09.359 --> 00:27:13.440
most people did. I liked them, and that's why I

487
00:27:13.440 --> 00:27:15.559
feel like I need to go back and rewatch that one.

488
00:27:16.359 --> 00:27:19.519
But I also I didn't go into it with really

489
00:27:19.599 --> 00:27:23.920
high expectations. Same but I thought it was fine.

490
00:27:24.759 --> 00:27:28.079
I made the mistake of having a pretty high bar

491
00:27:28.160 --> 00:27:30.480
set when I went to it, because I knew where

492
00:27:30.480 --> 00:27:33.680
Marvel was and what they needed to do, and the

493
00:27:33.680 --> 00:27:38.279
Eternals had the promise of being able to deliver what

494
00:27:38.359 --> 00:27:41.680
they needed, and they tried to cram all three of

495
00:27:41.720 --> 00:27:46.079
their movies into a single movie story arc. And that

496
00:27:46.200 --> 00:27:48.160
was my biggest problem with it, is that there wasn't

497
00:27:48.319 --> 00:27:51.839
enough building of the characters enough of the relationships between

498
00:27:51.920 --> 00:27:54.400
them and them and the earth for you to really

499
00:27:55.920 --> 00:27:58.759
care all that much at the end and to get

500
00:27:58.799 --> 00:28:00.839
it to the level you probably should have.

501
00:28:01.240 --> 00:28:05.799
Yeah, I didn't. You know, only Marvel Moody movie I've

502
00:28:05.920 --> 00:28:09.680
really just disliked is the Fantastic Four, the newest one.

503
00:28:10.720 --> 00:28:11.440
I hated it.

504
00:28:12.880 --> 00:28:15.160
To me. That one was just that was okay, it

505
00:28:15.200 --> 00:28:16.440
was I really liked it.

506
00:28:17.640 --> 00:28:21.160
Yeah, I thought it was artistically shit and just practice

507
00:28:21.279 --> 00:28:25.319
it was too artistically and and I like Peedro Pascal,

508
00:28:25.400 --> 00:28:29.119
but I just he did not do anything.

509
00:28:28.759 --> 00:28:29.640
For me in that role.

510
00:28:30.720 --> 00:28:34.640
The It's interesting because like, even even with Marvel's quote

511
00:28:34.680 --> 00:28:38.480
unquote magic touch, it doesn't always hit right. And Eternals

512
00:28:38.559 --> 00:28:41.599
is one of those Fantastic Four was is debated pretty

513
00:28:41.599 --> 00:28:44.160
heavily as far as people. You know, I don't think

514
00:28:44.359 --> 00:28:46.559
that many people loved it, but I don't know if

515
00:28:46.559 --> 00:28:49.759
that many people hated it hated it, But Eternals was

516
00:28:49.759 --> 00:28:54.960
a universal flop despite and both movies despite being loaded

517
00:28:55.000 --> 00:28:57.680
on the casting mm hm. Because I remember when they

518
00:28:57.720 --> 00:29:00.759
announced Eternals and they announced the asked at one of

519
00:29:00.759 --> 00:29:03.200
the you know, comic cons or whatever. I was like,

520
00:29:03.279 --> 00:29:06.359
Holy Jesus, that is a that is a sick cast

521
00:29:06.359 --> 00:29:07.079
that they have put.

522
00:29:06.960 --> 00:29:11.200
Together and then it just didn't you know, didn't do anything, and.

523
00:29:11.400 --> 00:29:14.000
Kind kind of same thing with the Fantastic four phenomenal cast,

524
00:29:14.039 --> 00:29:15.279
but the story.

525
00:29:15.039 --> 00:29:20.079
Was just okay. Anyway. Whose birthday was it?

526
00:29:20.079 --> 00:29:23.799
Oh yeah, Richard Madden, he turns forty. Nathan Morris, founding

527
00:29:23.839 --> 00:29:26.480
member of Boys to Men he is fifty five today.

528
00:29:26.519 --> 00:29:30.599
Happy birthday to him. And Fabian, one of the original

529
00:29:30.640 --> 00:29:33.920
teen idols is eighty three. I had to do a

530
00:29:33.960 --> 00:29:36.880
double take on that one and realized that was Fabian,

531
00:29:37.359 --> 00:29:41.440
not Fabio. Fabio is a little bit younger, and that

532
00:29:41.720 --> 00:29:44.880
I know what Fabio looks like Fabian, I don't really

533
00:29:45.279 --> 00:29:48.640
know what he was truly from that's I guess too

534
00:29:48.680 --> 00:29:54.519
much before our time. And Roger Ebert Today is his birthday,

535
00:29:54.559 --> 00:29:56.960
but he passed away in twenty thirteen, so he's no

536
00:29:57.000 --> 00:29:59.920
longer with us and tainting our movies and speaking of movies,

537
00:30:00.079 --> 00:30:05.599
E G. Marshall, today is his birthday, but he also

538
00:30:05.720 --> 00:30:07.680
was deceased. He passed away all the way back in

539
00:30:07.799 --> 00:30:09.640
nineteen ninety eight, which makes sense because if he was

540
00:30:09.680 --> 00:30:11.759
still alive, he'd be one hundred and twenty two. The

541
00:30:11.839 --> 00:30:14.039
reason why I want to bring him up is because

542
00:30:14.400 --> 00:30:19.039
he plays one of the grandfathers in Christmas Vacation. He's

543
00:30:19.079 --> 00:30:21.960
the one that delivers one of my favorite lines in

544
00:30:22.039 --> 00:30:26.240
all of movie history, including Christmas Vacation, which said something

545
00:30:26.240 --> 00:30:28.039
because there's lots of good lines in that movie.

546
00:30:29.519 --> 00:30:29.720
E G.

547
00:30:29.880 --> 00:30:33.319
Marshall is the one grandfather when they're standing in the

548
00:30:33.319 --> 00:30:35.839
front yard and Clark is trying to figure out why

549
00:30:35.880 --> 00:30:39.799
the lights won't turn on, and Audrey says, well, he

550
00:30:39.839 --> 00:30:44.240
worked really hard, Grandpa, and Grandpa says, soda washing machines.

551
00:30:45.160 --> 00:30:51.079
That is EG Marshall love. That line gets me every

552
00:30:51.240 --> 00:30:52.039
single time.

553
00:30:53.160 --> 00:30:57.039
Anytime I hear anybody say somebody worked hard, I hear

554
00:30:57.119 --> 00:31:00.759
that man and him saying, so do washing machines. And

555
00:31:00.799 --> 00:31:03.319
I hope now forever you think the same when you

556
00:31:03.359 --> 00:31:06.759
hear somebody say, oh, so and so works really hard,

557
00:31:07.119 --> 00:31:08.319
so do washing machines.

558
00:31:11.559 --> 00:31:13.160
I kind of think he had another role that he

559
00:31:13.240 --> 00:31:15.839
was really good in and it's kind of the grumpy

560
00:31:15.839 --> 00:31:17.200
old man and I can't think of it.

561
00:31:19.400 --> 00:31:23.640
Uh he was, uh, he was almost there was a

562
00:31:23.680 --> 00:31:25.079
show I can't remember there was.

563
00:31:25.279 --> 00:31:26.519
He was. He was on.

564
00:31:28.319 --> 00:31:32.599
CBS Radio. Emmy winning actor nar Radio CBS radio mystery theater.

565
00:31:32.640 --> 00:31:34.920
And this is a guy who's acting from black and

566
00:31:34.920 --> 00:31:38.039
white all the way under color. And there was a

567
00:31:38.079 --> 00:31:43.160
show that he did in the sixties. It was a

568
00:31:43.200 --> 00:31:45.359
courtroom drama. And the only reason I'm aware of it

569
00:31:45.400 --> 00:31:48.839
is because it was brought up in an episode of

570
00:31:48.920 --> 00:31:51.880
mad Men and he was on it and I recognized.

571
00:31:51.440 --> 00:31:51.880
Him on there.

572
00:31:52.839 --> 00:32:03.519
So we have time for a one quick story here.

573
00:32:06.680 --> 00:32:09.960
Florida police arrested a man for shooting at their drone

574
00:32:10.079 --> 00:32:12.319
while it was busy looking for a bear.

575
00:32:15.799 --> 00:32:17.319
Look, this is back to back weeks.

576
00:32:17.480 --> 00:32:21.200
I'm not actively seeking out Florida man's stories, and neither

577
00:32:21.319 --> 00:32:24.720
is Trey. But when they find us like a drone

578
00:32:24.759 --> 00:32:27.799
trying to find a bear in the woods, you just

579
00:32:27.880 --> 00:32:29.720
can't ignore some of the stuff that they do.

580
00:32:30.759 --> 00:32:37.160
Look, that's that's a falsehood. I actually when I prove stories,

581
00:32:37.359 --> 00:32:39.759
the first thing one of the if it has Florida

582
00:32:39.839 --> 00:32:42.359
in it, it is much more likely to catch my attention,

583
00:32:42.440 --> 00:32:43.640
or at least I'm gonna give it a click.

584
00:32:46.559 --> 00:32:49.400
I tried not to, but I'd like, same as you.

585
00:32:49.680 --> 00:32:52.039
I'll see the headline, I'll see Florida and be like, Okay,

586
00:32:52.079 --> 00:32:55.680
let me see what happened. But my threshold is higher

587
00:32:55.680 --> 00:32:59.920
for Florida. Like if a Florida man is arrested for men,

588
00:33:00.240 --> 00:33:03.720
that's not interesting enough. Like he's got to go beyond

589
00:33:04.000 --> 00:33:07.519
what say a Nebraska man does to really catch my

590
00:33:07.640 --> 00:33:10.680
eye because it's just a higher threshold. It's like the

591
00:33:11.079 --> 00:33:14.640
different levels of soccer in the world. American soccer is

592
00:33:14.680 --> 00:33:16.640
down there with like Nebraska.

593
00:33:16.200 --> 00:33:17.160
Man doing stuff.

594
00:33:17.759 --> 00:33:21.160
Florida man doing stuff is like English Premier League, you know,

595
00:33:21.279 --> 00:33:24.440
Lionel Messi level. It's like, okay, I got expectations here.

596
00:33:24.880 --> 00:33:26.799
Like the guy we talked about, I think it was

597
00:33:26.880 --> 00:33:30.880
yesterday Trey where Florida Highway Patrol pulled the guy over

598
00:33:31.440 --> 00:33:33.680
for going ninety miles an hour. And that wasn't the

599
00:33:33.759 --> 00:33:36.440
surprising thing, because that's that's.

600
00:33:36.039 --> 00:33:38.000
That's barely a local story in Florida.

601
00:33:38.839 --> 00:33:42.400
The added twists came when they approached the vehicle and

602
00:33:42.480 --> 00:33:45.559
noticed thirty four open white claws in the passenger seat.

603
00:33:46.119 --> 00:33:49.079
That was pretty solid. That picked up some attention, but

604
00:33:49.119 --> 00:33:51.880
that still wasn't even the most surprising part of that story.

605
00:33:52.039 --> 00:33:54.599
The most surprising part of that story was the fact

606
00:33:54.640 --> 00:33:56.559
that he only blew a point one seven to seven

607
00:33:56.640 --> 00:33:59.519
despite having thirty four open white Claus in his car.

608
00:34:00.839 --> 00:34:02.680
That's the level of Florida that we have to pay

609
00:34:02.680 --> 00:34:03.279
attention too.

610
00:34:04.079 --> 00:34:06.640
But anyway, a man in Florida was arrested after allegedly

611
00:34:07.480 --> 00:34:11.480
firing at a sheriff's office drone. It started as a

612
00:34:11.519 --> 00:34:16.199
search for a bear in a South Florida county and

613
00:34:16.320 --> 00:34:19.199
of course it ended with a Florida man being arrested

614
00:34:19.360 --> 00:34:23.079
because he fired multiple shots from a baby gun at

615
00:34:23.079 --> 00:34:23.639
the drone.

616
00:34:26.000 --> 00:34:31.440
And the picture is classic a story of three, you know,

617
00:34:31.639 --> 00:34:34.159
at least two guys in jeordans and no shirt.

618
00:34:34.719 --> 00:34:37.239
It's and croc slides.

619
00:34:37.840 --> 00:34:40.880
Yeah, it is quintessential Florida.

620
00:34:43.920 --> 00:34:46.480
Like it's kind of like it's hard for something to

621
00:34:46.480 --> 00:34:49.000
be a stereotype if it keeps proving to be true.

622
00:34:50.920 --> 00:34:52.960
Like I saw the photo and I didn't even need

623
00:34:53.000 --> 00:34:56.039
to see where it was taken there.

624
00:34:56.280 --> 00:35:01.199
You know a lot of times stereotypes started in some

625
00:35:01.320 --> 00:35:05.599
sense of reality and then they got taken too far, right,

626
00:35:05.639 --> 00:35:07.840
not all, but it's a lot of times.

627
00:35:08.199 --> 00:35:10.480
And this one, this one holds up though, Yeah, that does.

628
00:35:12.599 --> 00:35:16.039
And it's actually so you got there's there's three main

629
00:35:16.119 --> 00:35:20.119
guys in the photo, two or shirtless. One is wearing

630
00:35:20.760 --> 00:35:23.840
a basketball jersey. There is a fourth guy on the

631
00:35:23.840 --> 00:35:27.079
bottom edge, but he is also shirtless.

632
00:35:26.639 --> 00:35:31.480
Which it also Then it begs the question what kind

633
00:35:31.480 --> 00:35:34.280
of bear were they looking for? Grizzly or glitter?

634
00:35:37.880 --> 00:35:45.960
The lack of shirts might be a hit, mister bear.

635
00:35:51.519 --> 00:35:53.360
You're listening to the treehouse.

636
00:35:53.920 --> 00:35:59.119
Visit us online that Treehouse on air dot com.

637
00:35:59.440 --> 00:36:00.719
Something I said up for a joke.

638
00:36:01.800 --> 00:36:04.320
If three shirtless Florida dudes go into the woods looking

639
00:36:04.360 --> 00:36:06.239
for a bear, what kind are they looking for?

640
00:36:10.559 --> 00:36:13.320
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641
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648
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649
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650
00:36:49.880 --> 00:36:50.519
All right.

651
00:36:52.480 --> 00:36:55.679
If I am ever caught smuggling these, it was against

652
00:36:55.840 --> 00:36:59.920
my will. South African police have arrested a twenty eight

653
00:37:00.039 --> 00:37:02.679
ear old man accused of trying to smuggle about one

654
00:37:02.760 --> 00:37:10.920
hundred and fifty live venomous scorpions through Cape Town's airport.

655
00:37:11.880 --> 00:37:15.880
Authorities say the arachnids were hidden in his luggage, better

656
00:37:15.920 --> 00:37:20.039
than being taped to your person, tucked between clothing.

657
00:37:19.679 --> 00:37:21.639
And individually wrapped in plastic.

658
00:37:22.119 --> 00:37:25.960
The suspect was stopped after an intelligence led operation flagged

659
00:37:26.039 --> 00:37:29.719
him to officers. He's now facing charges related to illegal

660
00:37:29.760 --> 00:37:32.639
possession of wildlife and is expected to appear in court.

661
00:37:32.679 --> 00:37:34.400
I have questions about this, the first of which is

662
00:37:34.400 --> 00:37:38.679
when it says the suspect was stopped after an intelligence

663
00:37:38.760 --> 00:37:43.079
led operation flagged him to officers. To me, that basically

664
00:37:43.119 --> 00:37:47.880
says one of two possibilities. The first, more advanced one

665
00:37:47.920 --> 00:37:51.480
would be that there's some sort of smuggling ring that

666
00:37:51.519 --> 00:37:54.000
they were already investigating and they decided to nab this

667
00:37:54.039 --> 00:37:56.639
guy at the airport. Before you know, he took off

668
00:37:56.679 --> 00:38:00.800
and left the country, which which I guess is good,

669
00:38:00.800 --> 00:38:02.719
But it just seems like they would. It seems odd

670
00:38:02.760 --> 00:38:06.000
to go to that length for you know, animal smuggling.

671
00:38:06.000 --> 00:38:08.800
But whatever the other is, and I wonder if this

672
00:38:08.840 --> 00:38:11.719
is a possibility that's just fancy speak for got flagged

673
00:38:11.719 --> 00:38:16.760
by the airport dog because intelligence led would be the

674
00:38:16.800 --> 00:38:20.639
dog smelled something, flagged him flagged and boom, hey look

675
00:38:20.679 --> 00:38:23.719
he's got scorpions. Also, I feel bad for the animals

676
00:38:23.719 --> 00:38:25.400
when they have to train for that.

677
00:38:29.400 --> 00:38:31.559
I mean, it makes I mean, there was a story

678
00:38:31.880 --> 00:38:35.000
about like a woman who got caught with thirty four

679
00:38:35.480 --> 00:38:40.440
turtles strapped to her legs, which that seems a lot

680
00:38:40.840 --> 00:38:42.679
more pleasant than scorpions.

681
00:38:42.639 --> 00:38:45.239
Right, ull Right, It's like, oh, he's got some kind

682
00:38:45.239 --> 00:38:47.039
of animals in his bag. Please let up ferrets. Please

683
00:38:47.079 --> 00:38:47.599
let it be ferrets.

684
00:38:47.639 --> 00:38:49.719
Oh it's scorpions. Yeah, get me of the f out

685
00:38:49.760 --> 00:38:50.000
of here.

686
00:38:50.119 --> 00:38:50.280
Yeah.

687
00:38:50.320 --> 00:38:52.400
I'll tell you right now, if if I have thirty

688
00:38:52.400 --> 00:38:55.679
four turtles strapped to my legs, I'm really not going

689
00:38:55.719 --> 00:38:57.679
to be all that concerned if one breaks free.

690
00:38:57.760 --> 00:39:02.440
If it's thirty four scorpions, I'm not sleeping on that flight. Right.

691
00:39:02.480 --> 00:39:06.440
It's the sequel to snakes on a plane, it's except

692
00:39:06.440 --> 00:39:11.679
it might be worse. I don't have a fear of scorpions.

693
00:39:11.679 --> 00:39:14.719
I just don't like them. They're basically I mean, they're

694
00:39:14.760 --> 00:39:17.960
part of the irrachnid family. There there's spiders on steroids

695
00:39:18.239 --> 00:39:20.400
because they got the legs and then they got the

696
00:39:20.440 --> 00:39:21.480
tail that can sting you.

697
00:39:21.519 --> 00:39:22.880
They got the claws.

698
00:39:23.599 --> 00:39:27.079
And and it's like like the large like the king ones,

699
00:39:28.719 --> 00:39:30.920
the king scorpions, like the big black ones that if

700
00:39:30.920 --> 00:39:33.599
they're on tile, you can hear them because they tap.

701
00:39:33.960 --> 00:39:37.800
That's how hard their exoskeletons are. They just give me,

702
00:39:37.880 --> 00:39:39.199
They just they oop me out.

703
00:39:39.760 --> 00:39:39.960
Yep.

704
00:39:41.239 --> 00:39:43.159
While I have never been stung by one, I have

705
00:39:43.360 --> 00:39:46.360
known people that have, and I have seen it. And

706
00:39:46.440 --> 00:39:48.559
in no way, shape or form do I want any.

707
00:39:49.079 --> 00:39:49.480
Part of that.

708
00:39:50.000 --> 00:39:50.280
I don't.

709
00:39:50.320 --> 00:39:54.119
I don't want any of that scorpion smoke. Mm hmmm, yep.

710
00:39:55.280 --> 00:39:56.800
I will say that if I have.

711
00:39:58.280 --> 00:40:01.119
A spider, a really big scared spider in front of me,

712
00:40:01.719 --> 00:40:03.880
or a really big scary scorpion in front of me,

713
00:40:04.039 --> 00:40:06.079
I think I'd rather go toe to toe with the spider.

714
00:40:07.559 --> 00:40:10.360
While keeping in mind, I know because I've seen I

715
00:40:10.400 --> 00:40:13.079
saw a show on this years ago about venomous you

716
00:40:13.119 --> 00:40:20.280
know critters. It's the smaller brown scorpions that pack more

717
00:40:20.280 --> 00:40:24.519
of a venomous punch than the large, black, scary looking ones.

718
00:40:25.119 --> 00:40:30.599
So the king scorpions are scarier looking, but it's the

719
00:40:30.639 --> 00:40:33.480
smaller brown ones that you gotta you know, watch out for,

720
00:40:34.320 --> 00:40:35.159
which one is sure.

721
00:40:35.000 --> 00:40:37.280
To be really fixated on the black ones dand.

722
00:40:37.639 --> 00:40:38.800
They're the scary one.

723
00:40:40.519 --> 00:40:40.639
Why.

724
00:40:40.800 --> 00:40:49.360
Look, I would be afraid of a white scorpion too.

725
00:40:52.119 --> 00:40:54.519
Especially I don't know if it exists.

726
00:40:54.559 --> 00:40:57.199
If if such a thing exists, as an albino scorpion,

727
00:40:57.559 --> 00:41:00.519
like the albino snakes or rats, where it's it's white

728
00:41:00.559 --> 00:41:02.760
and it's got the red eyes, that's the one I

729
00:41:02.760 --> 00:41:03.920
will be most terrified of.

730
00:41:04.719 --> 00:41:09.400
I swear I have black friends. I have black scorpion friends.

731
00:41:10.400 --> 00:41:11.000
I believe you.

732
00:41:13.840 --> 00:41:15.280
I had a brown one, but he died.

733
00:41:20.960 --> 00:41:24.840
Anyway, if you ever hear of me smuggling scorpions, it

734
00:41:24.920 --> 00:41:28.000
was against my will. I am a scorpion mule and

735
00:41:28.119 --> 00:41:37.159
I didn't want to do it. That being said, now

736
00:41:37.199 --> 00:41:39.679
there's really no good segue to this. Someone needs to

737
00:41:39.679 --> 00:41:42.079
dig up Paul Revere because there's a new warning he

738
00:41:42.159 --> 00:41:45.400
needs to give to the city of Boston. Paul Revere

739
00:41:45.440 --> 00:41:50.840
famously rode his horse and announced to the Boston area

740
00:41:51.000 --> 00:41:56.639
that the British are coming, right his famous ride. Well,

741
00:41:56.800 --> 00:41:59.880
someone needed to tell Boston that the Tartan Army was coming.

742
00:42:00.119 --> 00:42:05.360
The Scots are coming, because apparently the Tartan Army the

743
00:42:05.400 --> 00:42:10.719
fans of the Scottish World Cup team have drank all

744
00:42:10.800 --> 00:42:11.679
the beer in Boston.

745
00:42:16.119 --> 00:42:17.719
That sounds like a logistical error to me.

746
00:42:18.199 --> 00:42:24.679
Uh yeah, I mean, let's let's not underestimate a soccer hooligans.

747
00:42:24.960 --> 00:42:29.000
Be the Scots, that's right, those are my people. Let's

748
00:42:29.880 --> 00:42:31.400
you knew they were coming. That's on you.

749
00:42:33.000 --> 00:42:39.039
I'm talking to some people, some girls that went to

750
00:42:39.199 --> 00:42:43.559
an Irish bar and were incredibly hungover, and like, listen,

751
00:42:45.840 --> 00:42:51.320
the Euros and especially anyone from the UK. They can drink,

752
00:42:51.599 --> 00:42:55.800
especially you know, they're drinking used to drinking stout Aguinness,

753
00:42:55.840 --> 00:42:59.480
you know, stout beers and stuff like Irish car bombs

754
00:43:00.840 --> 00:43:06.840
for breakfast. Yeah. They I say this as a recovering

755
00:43:06.840 --> 00:43:10.719
alcoholic who drink a lot. They're a formidable adversary when

756
00:43:10.760 --> 00:43:12.719
it comes to drinking. Be careful.

757
00:43:15.920 --> 00:43:16.639
Oh god.

758
00:43:16.880 --> 00:43:20.159
Some of the biggest bars in Boston have completely run

759
00:43:20.199 --> 00:43:23.440
out of beer thanks to soccer fans from Scotland. The

760
00:43:23.519 --> 00:43:27.280
massive Tartan Army launched a legendary celebration across the city

761
00:43:27.320 --> 00:43:31.239
following their team's World Cup went over Haiti. That probably

762
00:43:31.280 --> 00:43:33.079
wasn't much of a surprise, so they were still going

763
00:43:33.119 --> 00:43:37.440
to celebrate, taking over local pubs, packing restaurants and marching

764
00:43:37.559 --> 00:43:40.719
all the way to Fenway Park. According to reports, the

765
00:43:40.719 --> 00:43:44.199
Scottish fans drank four times more beer than a normal

766
00:43:44.280 --> 00:43:49.199
Fourth of July crowd, and that forced the breweries to

767
00:43:49.239 --> 00:43:53.400
schedule emergency deliveries just to keep up. Hopefully, the bars

768
00:43:53.400 --> 00:43:56.519
are stocking up as Scotland is next scheduled to play

769
00:43:56.599 --> 00:44:02.079
Morocco at Foxborough on Friday night. So again, someone dig

770
00:44:02.159 --> 00:44:05.679
up Paul Revere and let everyone know that the Scots

771
00:44:05.679 --> 00:44:12.480
are here and let's not ever underestimate the UK drinking

772
00:44:12.559 --> 00:44:13.679
prowess again.

773
00:44:15.119 --> 00:44:20.079
Come on, especially the Scots.

774
00:44:20.679 --> 00:44:21.000
M h.

775
00:44:22.119 --> 00:44:27.920
Like if this was like they're mentioning Haiti, Scotland, Morocco.

776
00:44:28.239 --> 00:44:32.480
If Haiti and Morocco fans drink a bar dry in Boston,

777
00:44:32.719 --> 00:44:36.719
I would be surprised when you tell me the Scottish

778
00:44:36.719 --> 00:44:40.280
fans drink four times more than a normal Fourth of

779
00:44:40.360 --> 00:44:45.960
July party. That tracks that should not be surprising to anybody.

780
00:44:47.920 --> 00:44:50.840
The Scots should be leaving Boston thinking, you know what,

781
00:44:51.239 --> 00:44:54.840
they almost had enough beer mm hm, as opposed to

782
00:44:54.960 --> 00:44:57.639
they ran out somewhere right after kickoff?

783
00:44:58.559 --> 00:44:58.760
Right?

784
00:44:59.519 --> 00:45:01.159
I mean that that reminds me of one of my

785
00:45:01.199 --> 00:45:07.800
favorite jokes. Do Scottish guys walk past the bar, and

786
00:45:10.920 --> 00:45:17.280
that's the joke. They didn't. They didn't walk by it.

787
00:45:17.320 --> 00:45:25.440
They I gotcha. Oh man, keep that in mind.

788
00:45:27.079 --> 00:45:29.800
That's God's drink a lot, all right, last little bit here.

789
00:45:30.199 --> 00:45:30.760
So uh.

790
00:45:31.800 --> 00:45:35.000
The Japanese World Cup fans went viral earlier this week.

791
00:45:35.159 --> 00:45:37.239
Not the first time for them to do it, and

792
00:45:37.280 --> 00:45:41.239
why because they cleaned up after themselves. It's not just

793
00:45:41.679 --> 00:45:46.960
the fans that clean up after themselves. Even Japan's soccer

794
00:45:47.119 --> 00:45:53.679
team cleaned up after themselves in the locker room following

795
00:45:53.719 --> 00:45:56.400
their two two draw against the Netherlands on Sunday, japan

796
00:45:56.480 --> 00:46:00.199
soccer team left their Dallas Stadium locker room perfectly clean

797
00:46:00.320 --> 00:46:01.239
and organized.

798
00:46:02.599 --> 00:46:04.119
Got tracks.

799
00:46:06.440 --> 00:46:08.599
The fans, of course, also went viral for cleaning up

800
00:46:08.639 --> 00:46:12.079
trash and the stadium stands cultural practice of returning things

801
00:46:12.079 --> 00:46:15.000
the way you found them, learned in youth. I'm still

802
00:46:15.039 --> 00:46:18.000
amazed that that's a cultural thing. That's a thing we

803
00:46:18.000 --> 00:46:23.159
were taught in kindergarten. But it kind of stopped there,

804
00:46:23.400 --> 00:46:26.840
like most of us don't do that as adults. When

805
00:46:26.840 --> 00:46:30.199
we leave stadiums, we leave them. Oh god, they looked

806
00:46:30.280 --> 00:46:36.360
like you know, war zones of concessions. Even when people

807
00:46:36.639 --> 00:46:39.320
leave hotel rooms. I've seen this, and it's like, I

808
00:46:39.400 --> 00:46:42.400
try not to leave a total mess. If I leave

809
00:46:42.440 --> 00:46:45.880
a hotel room, you know, I'll throw things in the trash,

810
00:46:45.880 --> 00:46:48.239
I'll pick up a little bit. I realize housekeeping is coming,

811
00:46:48.239 --> 00:46:51.119
but I don't want them walking in going oh my god,

812
00:46:51.519 --> 00:46:56.199
was Motley Crue in here? Or didn't Morgan Wallin do

813
00:46:56.280 --> 00:46:58.440
a show in here? I want it to be at

814
00:46:58.519 --> 00:47:01.000
least somewhat presentable to make it a little bit easier

815
00:47:01.000 --> 00:47:06.000
for them to do their job. But that that level

816
00:47:06.079 --> 00:47:11.199
of cultural put things back where you found them is

817
00:47:11.239 --> 00:47:14.880
an international. It's not an international. It's a national pride

818
00:47:14.880 --> 00:47:15.880
thing for them.

819
00:47:16.360 --> 00:47:18.840
That and and they they live in such a high

820
00:47:18.840 --> 00:47:22.719
population density you have to yeah, you know.

821
00:47:24.039 --> 00:47:26.880
Photos captured the state of the team's locker room after

822
00:47:26.920 --> 00:47:30.840
their draw against the Netherlands. Chairs were stacked, trash was collected,

823
00:47:30.960 --> 00:47:34.360
towels were left neatly folded in the center of the room,

824
00:47:35.599 --> 00:47:37.639
and the pink and orange bibs that players and coaches

825
00:47:37.679 --> 00:47:41.760
were to indicate their stadium clearance were stacked by the door.

826
00:47:42.800 --> 00:47:47.239
I've been in that locker room after a game that

827
00:47:47.320 --> 00:47:48.360
the Cowboys played.

828
00:47:49.159 --> 00:47:50.159
It an'll look like that.

829
00:47:54.159 --> 00:47:57.079
Nothing is neatly folded in that locker room when the

830
00:47:57.079 --> 00:47:58.239
players leave, not.

831
00:47:58.199 --> 00:48:02.559
Even not even not even the horse they're folded.

832
00:48:02.760 --> 00:48:04.679
Is that where your fear of the Black Ones comes from?

833
00:48:05.039 --> 00:48:15.800
Shut up, Trey. There was a movie that freaked me

834
00:48:15.800 --> 00:48:17.559
out as a kid. It had it had a whole

835
00:48:17.599 --> 00:48:21.039
lot of the big I'm gonna finish that sentence with.

836
00:48:26.039 --> 00:48:27.920
No, but I really don't want to tell you what

837
00:48:27.960 --> 00:48:33.119
the name of the movie was. I'm gonna I'm going

838
00:48:33.159 --> 00:48:34.199
to text it to you.

839
00:48:41.639 --> 00:48:43.119
That's the name of the movie that had the big

840
00:48:43.119 --> 00:48:53.719
scary Black Ones. Nope, yeah, that is a hard pass,

841
00:48:57.880 --> 00:48:58.280
all right.

842
00:48:58.360 --> 00:49:00.519
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843
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844
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845
00:49:05.679 --> 00:49:07.920
Jerry, I'll let you know. I'll let you know what

846
00:49:07.960 --> 00:49:10.840
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847
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