Sept. 2, 2025

Diary of a CE(A-HOLE)O | Tuesday September 02, 2025

Diary of a CE(A-HOLE)O | Tuesday September 02, 2025
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We start off with a Polish CEO who steals a hat from a kid, steps 7 and 8 of your Cowboys Anonymous recovery plan, Talkback Tuesday and one racist listener.  But first, birthdays!

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It is time to leave your worries outside and laugh

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with us inside the treehouse. I'm Daniel Maley along with

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Trey Trenholm and Raj Sharma. Happy Labor Day to all

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who celebrate, and if you don't, what's wrong with you?

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Let's say that even though it is the day after

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Labor Day. But what I mean is I hope you

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had a good one, unlike this guy. Oh CEOs are

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such a holesh. Sorry, trying to find the story. I

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lost it for a second. There, Okay, here we go.

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When tennis star Camille Trey helped me on pronunciation of

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this if you can when tennis, no, all right, fine.

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When tennis star Camille Mushtrak tried to hand a young

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fan his hat at the US Open, he probably didn't

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expect a grown man to snatch it right out of

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the kid's hands, but that's exactly what happened, and the Internet.

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Responded with fury. The culprit.

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Polish millionaire and CEO Pewter Strsrik He was caught on

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camera grabbing the hat clearly meant for a child.

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The video exploded.

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Online, drawing tens of millions of views and prompting a

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wave of backlash, Trey, have you seen the video?

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I have not, Raj, have you seen the video?

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I have not.

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Then let's enjoy this masterpiece of ass together. And I

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don't mean masterpiece of ass in a good way. I

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mean masterpiece of well, whole of an ass. How about that,

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because that's what this CEO is purely demonstrating that if

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you want something in life, sometimes you just got to

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take it out of the hands of a child. So

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there you, yeah, snatched it right out of that kid's hands,

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right as the tennis star was turning his head, so

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he never saw it. So here's what's fascinating to me.

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As watch again. Here he's signing the autographs, ahole grabs

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a hat, and what.

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Does he do with it?

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He immediately almost immediately now he's boom, it's right in

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the wife's bag.

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So no one can't see it.

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I got it.

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It's mine. Can't grab it out of my hands.

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Now, can we watch it one more time? Because he's

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not looking at who he's giving it to.

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The guy who takes the hat. No oh, the tennis star.

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Yeah yeah he's not. He's not paying close enough attention.

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But here's the deal. Clearly, he clearly is handing it

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to the child. It's right in front of the child.

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It's right in front of both of them. No, no,

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it's right in front of the child. You could draw

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a very distinct line. If this was the front of

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the Alamo, there would be no doubt as to which

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side of the line you were going to be honest.

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I was.

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I was paying attention to the yellow I thought, Okay,

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I see it now, yep. Sorry yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, yeah.

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So so so we shamed you into our side here.

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No, no, no, he didn't shame me. I was. It looked

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like he wasn't paying attention to the kid.

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But you can see he's signing the yellow ball or

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whatever it is, that's the yellow tennis ball that and

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trying to give the hat at the same time. So

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he just looked a little distracted. So I don't know

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if he was trying to hand it to that guy.

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I think he was trying to hand it. Yeah, I

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think he's trying to hand it to the kid.

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He is.

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Yeah, I can see that now, but he's just not

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He's signing and trying to give the hat at the

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same time.

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Gotcha.

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So now let's watch a hole grab the hat away

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from the child and you.

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Here, you see the kid's lips come on. Oh, and

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the guy just ignores the beautiful little child says no, no, sir,

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none for you. And he's like, look, honey, I got

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this hat. Here, open your back so this kid can't

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grab it out through Okay, slip shoved it right back

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in the back.

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Ok. There we go.

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And now we just started to ignore. Now he's just

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ignoring the child.

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That is awful.

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It is awful, truly truly awful. It's amazing that his

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CEO would act like this, or is it to say really?

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Uh uh?

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Fortunately, the tennis star meshed Rock made things right meeting

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the boy whose hat was taken from him, met the

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boy personally and gifted him a signed hat after realizing

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what had happened. But for Shuzurik, the CEO, the fallout

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is still unfolding. His company, drug Brook has been review

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bombed into oblivion on Polish forums, dropping it to a

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one point four rating as users unloaded on him with

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insults like thief and embarrassing. Now, clearly you would think

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that as a company, or as the CEO of this company,

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they would try to do something to quell this insurgency,

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right right, yeah, no, No, The CEO a Hold doubles down.

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He doubled down.

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By saying, I understand that some people might not like it,

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but please, let's not make a global scandal out of

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the hat. It's just a hat. If you were faster,

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you would have it.

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Wow.

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And wait, there's more, because when an a hole is

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on a roll, why would you ever stop short of

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going full a hole? When he adds on, I remind

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you that in insulting a public figure is subject to

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legal liability.

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Jesus, Yes, sue the internet to see how that works out.

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Good luck.

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Oh my god.

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Now they have since denied that this was on behalf

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of him or the company. In fact, they actually think

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it was a competitor that released this statement.

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Oh that's brilliant. If it's the competitor.

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Oh what a great move. Yeah that really isn't it?

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Give them five stars or whatever review.

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Now, I will say, if that is true, then he

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might have some course of action against that other company

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for pretending to be him and release an official statement.

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But at the end of the day, you're still caught

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on video taking a hat from a kid. You're still

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a jerk. I don't care what you say after the

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fact or trying to make it better. You are still

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a jerk in that moment.

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Did they not learn anything from the Coldplay concert?

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This CEO is lucky Luigi Manjoni's behind bars.

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Look, I can't get enough of this story.

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It's amazing to me, you know it, It's not amazing

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to me, it's just it's amazing to me that people

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still do this stuff and are shocked when they get

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called out on their bad behavior. What a what an

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amazing ass hat that CEO is fitting it for taking

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a hat from a.

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Child, And it just it boggles my mind that people

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don't realize, like we're in twenty twenty five. Everything is

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being recorded. Everybody has a phone out. You're not gonna

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sneak this past anybody.

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And with facial recognition and everything else, there is no

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there is no anonymity.

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I mean, you are going to get.

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Phown out absolutely, And Trey you mentioned it. It's like

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like the CEO and the head of HR being busted

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at the Coldplay concert for their very public canoodling in

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the suite, and the guy comes out with an initial statement.

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The CEO is like, oh, is is there no privacy anymore?

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Now? You're at a public event, And at those types

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of events they typically have posted everywhere we are recording things.

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Also just yeah, also just in general, security cameras, other

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people's phones, if you're outside of your house, just assume

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everything you're doing and saying is being broadcast somewhere. If

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you operate that way, maybe you'll behave a little bit

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better or at least be smarter about doing it behind

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closed doors.

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That you control.

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But you know, on the flip side, when they sent

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him to HR, she was just right there, So.

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Who HRS the HR?

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He does?

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That was actually one of the more fascinating things when

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I was in Vegas, a couple of the clubs that

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uh we went to, both were i mean very strict.

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No phones, no video, no pictures, no nothing. Uh and

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you know if they if they saw you even just

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looking like you might be taking a picture, security was

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on your ass.

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Those are the places, Yeah, those are the places you

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can get away with. Some stuff that makes sense.

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Is Hollywood Improv makes you put him in one of

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those little the bags, then they just keep it for you,

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like so you can't there's no pictures taken, there's no

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video taking. The video that you see of the Hollywood

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improv like on Instagram is from the Hollywood Improv.

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Yeah, because you just never know who's there.

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So if you're going to be bad, do some do

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some do some research ahead of time so that way

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you know to what level of bad you can be.

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Is this is this guy married with kids? Do we know?

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Does he have children that he's stolen from as well?

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I'd love to see the kids on inside edition. I

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don't know what this kid's problem. He takes myself all

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the time giant.

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Well, we've just.

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I'm assuming that, yeah, I'm assuming that's his significant other

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that he's shoving the hat into the bag of I

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don't know if they have kids. I don't know anything

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about his personal life. I'm sure if I looked one

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extra result deeper onto Google, I'll find out all sorts

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of things about this guy, because I'm certain he's been

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docked in perpetuity at this point.

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Oh yeah, for sure.

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Yeah, if he was smart, he would, you know, go

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to some children's hospital, find a tennis star and going

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a tennis fan and go I was getting it for them.

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Yeah that's a good move.

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Oh yeah, I got it. I got it. Yeah, I

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got it for a sadder kid.

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And when that kid dies, you can have it.

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And that's the other thing too, It's like, look, I

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get I get it. This guy he's I don't know

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how much time he's spent in America.

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I don't know if he lives in America. Don't really

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know anything about him.

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Other thing, he's the CEO of a company and he's

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drawing serious backlash. But in America, we've seen this quite

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a bit at baseball games, especially where an adult will

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take a ball or a hat or some piece of

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memorabilia that a player is trying to hand to a kid.

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They'll grab it, and we've seen it. They will they'll

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grab it out of the kid's hand.

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Yeah, one of the smooth, straight up robbery.

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Of a child and run off with it.

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One of the smoothest ones I've ever seen is that

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the kid that gives the lady behind him the ball.

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That was really cool if you watched the I think

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if I'm correct the video that I've seen, it could

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be wrong, but he's got a he's already he has

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a ball. And then the player like tosses him the ball,

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and he turns to the lady and gives the ball

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that he already has. It's not the one that the

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player tossed, it's the one that he already has. He

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hands it to her like just trying to be just

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trying to be smooth. It's like solid move kid. You

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get the ball that the player gave you, and you

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look you look pretty awesome to the girl behind you.

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I will say you need to be careful though, in

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this type of situation. If you're a child or adult, whatever,

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if you see a player handing a piece of memorabilia

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to an attractive woman in the stands, don't take that

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because chances are that's a ball with a phone number

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on it, and that's not the memorabilia you are seeking.

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She is seeking a different piece of memorabilia and memory

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than what he is handing out. So that's why it's

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but just good standard operating procedure. Just accept the gift

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handed to you directly and not somebody else's.

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So she's seeking a ball, just not a baseball.

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Mm hmm right in the hand. Yeah, theiris just to

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grab it.

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Okay, Trey, let's continue with our series now that you

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created for us, for us Cowboys fans who have a problem.

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It's time now to pull up our chairs in a

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nice little circle, sit next to the coffee and the doughnuts,

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and share Inside Cowboys Anonymous leading up to the first

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game against Super Bowl defending Eagles.

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On Thursday night.

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So let's recap real quick the first few steps of

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your thirteen step program to cure Cowboys addiction Inside Cowboys Anonymous.

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Step number one we admitted we were powerless over the Cowboys.

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Our team and its salary cap have become unmanageable. Step

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number two came to believe that only a power greater

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than ourselves, namely an owner GM and head coach, could

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restore us to sanity. Number three made a decision to

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turn our fandom and our falls over to the care

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of God, of a god as we understand him, someone

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who actually knows football and talent. Number four made a

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searching and fearless inventory of our roster and the time

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we've devoted to it. Number five admitted to God, ourselves

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and another human being that we suck, and our roster

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is dudo and dak is mid at best. And number

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six we're entirely ready for God, the NFL, or someone

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who knows what they're doing to remove all the defects

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in our roster. Those are the first six steps of

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Cowboys Anonymous, created by our very own trade trendhold. Now

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it is time for steps seven and eight. Trey, I

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hate it over to user.

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So step seven humbly asked them to remove all the

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shortcomings from our roster and get rid of all the

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contracts no other team would have signed.

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Step eight?

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Can can I? Can I ask a question about Step seven?

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Uh? Huh?

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Will we have a team left after that?

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Not a good one?

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I mean, it'll be even worse than it is, but

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but it means, you know, future growth is possible.

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Well sure, because we'll only have like half the players

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of a full roster. It's like we're supposed to put

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eleven on the field and the other teams like they.

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Only have six. All right, right, that's just how they're rolling.

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Hey, you sometimes you know that's you hit bottom and

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then then you got to build back up. And that's

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just what it'll take because.

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You know, considering how this team hasn't done a real

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rebuild in a very long time, that's that would be

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how you do one make up for lost time time.

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Yeah, I mean look at some of the other teams.

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Uh yeah, they've done it, and and and and and

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if you're good, if you have good, good management and

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talent evaluation, then then you can rebuild.

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That's what makes me nauseous about this whole situation is

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the fact that Eagles fans are throwing haymakers at US

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Cowboys fans when it comes to trash talking. And if

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I'm being honest, there's not a damn thing I can

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really say back about it because A, for the most part,

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they're right, and B. In the Eagles, they won a

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Super Bowl, rip the band aid off, got a new coach,

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rebuilt the team, and then won another Super Bowl in

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a third of the time that it's taken the Cowboys

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to not win any.

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M That sucks with and at the time, with you know,

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quarterbacks that were considered you know average.

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Yeah, hey we have one of those.

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Yeah, but he's I'm not sure he qualifies his average.

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But here's the problem.

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The Eagles never tried to tell the Eagles fans that

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Nick Foles was some sort of godsend of a quarterback

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and threw him on top of temper pedic ads. That's

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not the case with the Cowboys. Jerry Jones is like,

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m oh, yeah, Dak's the guy.

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They never try to make him the most highest paid

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quarterback in the league.

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If if, if, if Foles had walked in and be like,

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I want to raise, they would have said get the

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f out of here if you're a ridiculous gid.

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I think that's actually what happened when.

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We'd rather rebuild with anybody but you, and then they

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did and then they want to know the super Bowl?

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All right?

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What is uh? What is the next step for today?

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Inside Cowboys? Anonymous?

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Yeah, and this one it's step eight and this one's

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a very important one. Made a list of all the

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people we had harmed with our delusional this is our

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year beliefs and became willing to make amends to them.

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I don't have that. I don't have that kind of time.

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Like I've told that to people in multiple states.

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When when you when you get there and you're ready

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to come into the meeting. You're not there yet, Dan,

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because you're still making arguments like, no, it was a

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good trade.

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I didn't say it was a good trade. I said

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I could live with it. I said I don't love it,

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but I can live with it. That's two different things.

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No, you said Jerry did it? You know it was?

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I said, I said, the trading away Micah Parsons is

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the closest thing to a real GM that Jerry has

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done in a very long time. I didn't say he's

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the best GM in the league. I didn't say any

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of that stuff. I said was basically I could live

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with it. He at least did something right.

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We're here for you. It's okay.

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Offensive.

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Here's the thing. I'm not defending Jerry.

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It's just it's like, I'm very much into fairness. When

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he's been wrong. By God, I've stood at the mountaintop

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and screamed, what a more on? This guy's terrible, get

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rid of him, pleased like every other Cowboys fan has. However,

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if he does something that is somewhat.

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In the realm of an actual general manager, I'm like, okay,

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that was Actually he's not, you know, completely void of

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the ability.

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So is this what we call a relapse? No, this

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is what we call we haven't hit rock bottom yet. Okay,

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it's basically what you're saying is, Jerry did good. You

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pissed all over the floor, but you cleaned it up.

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Not well, but at least you mopped up. Yeah, pretty much.

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Yeah, it's okay, damn.

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And I'm also pretty sure that I'm also pretty sure

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my rock my rock bottom will come this season.

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I think it's gonna come Thursday.

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I am not going I am not going to hinge

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any hopes on this season on Week one against the Eagles.

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Dear God.

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No, Okay, well you know that's how it starts.

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But keep in mind, I had a dream the other night.

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I had a dream two nights ago that I looked

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at the TV and Dak had thrown a dime to

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some guy in the back left corner of the end

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zone for like a forty to fifty yard touchdown. And

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then I looked it was right before half and they

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were up thirty eight to nothing over the Eagles. And

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that's when I knew, yeah, I'm dreamings, and I just

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I woke up and I was like.

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I need to that's when you knew you shouldn't drink

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and go straight to bed.

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How'd you know it was dreaming?

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You're in the Treehouse.

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Visit us online at Treehouse on Air dot com.

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follow today. Speaking of today, it is tree House talk

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Back Tuesday. So let's jump right into a very controversial

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Treehouse Talkback. Let me preface that by saying the first

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one is not controversial.

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It's fine. It's the second one that's gonna raise some eyebrows.

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All right, here we go, Hey Joe here aka Cookie Cookie,

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just wanting any of you guys when you were growing up.

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That your parents or grandparents have any home remedies for

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illnesses you may have had. I had chicken pots one time,

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and somebody gave my mom the great idea to give

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me a bath with a cup of bleach in it. Yeah,

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that's stopped the itching.

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It burnt like hail.

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Cookie that's not a remedy, that's child abuse.

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It's to stop infection. That's what that is.

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Okay, yeah, it sounds.

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Like you work, but you guys anything like that.

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Duh.

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Yeah.

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A cup of bleach in a full tub of water

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is what it's supposed to be. And it stops the

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infection if if you have because he was scratching obviously,

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so it's to stop infection.

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That's all it is.

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It does burn, okay very badly, but it is killing off.

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It's like hydrogen peroxide when you see it bubble. It's

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kind of the same, same philosophy.

482
00:26:47.880 --> 00:26:51.240
But my mom would do this like they My mother

483
00:26:51.319 --> 00:26:52.640
was a nurse. Keep this in mind.

484
00:26:52.839 --> 00:26:56.160
My mother was a nurse a medical city and we

485
00:26:56.200 --> 00:26:57.960
would start to get sick and she thought it was

486
00:26:58.000 --> 00:26:58.720
the evil eye.

487
00:26:59.359 --> 00:27:00.839
So I'm not even and making this up.

488
00:27:00.960 --> 00:27:03.559
She would eat up a pan and she would take

489
00:27:03.559 --> 00:27:05.839
a square of butter and she's like, stare at the

490
00:27:05.880 --> 00:27:07.799
pan and like throw the butter in it and make

491
00:27:07.839 --> 00:27:09.799
this watch it sizzle and she's like you're fine now,

492
00:27:10.200 --> 00:27:12.759
I'm like, how are you treating gunshot victims?

493
00:27:12.799 --> 00:27:15.839
What is going on? What is your what is your

494
00:27:15.880 --> 00:27:16.720
fatality rate?

495
00:27:20.160 --> 00:27:24.039
Not good? It seems, but the wounds will taste delicious.

496
00:27:25.079 --> 00:27:30.839
That's why they moved her to Presby. Yeah. Oh wow,

497
00:27:31.160 --> 00:27:32.319
that was one. Yeah.

498
00:27:32.720 --> 00:27:35.960
Now I don't I don't really recall any family remedies

499
00:27:36.000 --> 00:27:41.720
for anything in my family tree. No, I don't really

500
00:27:42.680 --> 00:27:45.240
for my family, it was mostly yelling and hitting.

501
00:27:47.400 --> 00:27:49.240
They just beat the fever out of you.

502
00:27:49.319 --> 00:27:51.240
Yeah, it's like you're not sick smack.

503
00:27:53.440 --> 00:27:54.480
I mean I think they're worse saying.

504
00:27:54.599 --> 00:27:57.240
You know, I was prone to run very high fevers

505
00:27:57.240 --> 00:27:59.880
and so I would get, you know, an.

506
00:27:59.720 --> 00:28:05.240
Ice water bath. Now that's just to keep you alive.

507
00:28:05.279 --> 00:28:07.319
They were just keeping you alive for belt.

508
00:28:07.680 --> 00:28:16.119
Mm hmm, gotta make sure he's fresh tray head belt,

509
00:28:16.279 --> 00:28:22.200
which was his dad's preferred device of punishment. My mom

510
00:28:22.279 --> 00:28:27.759
had the paddle, like an actual paddle. It was not

511
00:28:27.960 --> 00:28:29.640
one of those. To this day, I don't even know

512
00:28:29.640 --> 00:28:31.240
where the hell she got it, Like I kind of

513
00:28:31.240 --> 00:28:34.119
think she had it made. It was not one of

514
00:28:34.160 --> 00:28:38.000
those fraternity boards. It wasn't like that. It wasn't like

515
00:28:38.039 --> 00:28:40.119
the paddle that coaches had back.

516
00:28:39.880 --> 00:28:41.599
In the day that we were all afraid of.

517
00:28:42.920 --> 00:28:47.759
It was more like, you know, like the paddle of

518
00:28:47.799 --> 00:28:49.720
the paddle and ball on a stream game that you

519
00:28:49.720 --> 00:28:53.799
would just slap around. It was that shape, but like

520
00:28:54.799 --> 00:28:59.920
I don't know, two inches thick, m so I mean

521
00:29:00.160 --> 00:29:00.960
had some heft.

522
00:29:01.480 --> 00:29:05.519
Yeah, so she was a monster ping pong player pretty much.

523
00:29:05.640 --> 00:29:08.079
Yeah.

524
00:29:08.160 --> 00:29:09.480
It was her and the Chinese man.

525
00:29:12.440 --> 00:29:14.200
Who's the which would beat you.

526
00:29:16.599 --> 00:29:18.680
Is mom. I would have I would have preferred the

527
00:29:18.799 --> 00:29:20.079
Chinese ping pong champion.

528
00:29:20.720 --> 00:29:21.799
I don't think you would.

529
00:29:22.200 --> 00:29:24.440
No, actually I would because they would have had speed

530
00:29:24.480 --> 00:29:25.079
on their side.

531
00:29:25.119 --> 00:29:30.720
My mom had power, okay, my mom had. My mom

532
00:29:30.799 --> 00:29:33.680
used whatever was nearby. So if it was like a shoe,

533
00:29:34.440 --> 00:29:36.960
an extension cord, a puppy, like, it didn't matter.

534
00:29:37.599 --> 00:29:40.000
I got she didn't. She didn't care.

535
00:29:40.640 --> 00:29:41.200
Now I'm with you.

536
00:29:41.279 --> 00:29:43.920
My mom would do similar things if her if her

537
00:29:43.960 --> 00:29:47.319
paddle of choice was nowhere around, like if we were

538
00:29:47.359 --> 00:29:49.839
out of town, she didn't travel with it. That's when

539
00:29:49.880 --> 00:29:53.240
she would do the Maguiver of family punishment and just

540
00:29:53.279 --> 00:29:55.680
grab whatever was close that she knew would inflict pain.

541
00:29:55.759 --> 00:29:57.319
One time, it was a tree branch.

542
00:29:58.319 --> 00:30:00.440
Oh, yeah, it's like a switch, that's what we called it.

543
00:30:01.039 --> 00:30:04.160
It was a little thicker than that because because because

544
00:30:04.200 --> 00:30:06.880
my cousin and I had broken some tree branches and

545
00:30:06.920 --> 00:30:09.799
were like play sword fighting with it. And then we

546
00:30:09.880 --> 00:30:12.400
had gone away from the house far enough to where

547
00:30:12.640 --> 00:30:15.039
her yelling for us to come home, we couldn't hear it.

548
00:30:15.079 --> 00:30:18.279
So we eventually come home, and she wanted to show

549
00:30:18.359 --> 00:30:20.359
us she wanted My mom wanted to show me how

550
00:30:20.400 --> 00:30:23.799
worried she was for my safety that she grabbed the

551
00:30:23.839 --> 00:30:25.440
tree branch and beat me with it.

552
00:30:27.640 --> 00:30:28.480
That's called caring.

553
00:30:29.000 --> 00:30:31.279
Yeah, it's also called confusing.

554
00:30:33.920 --> 00:30:36.640
Dan, I am describing you know, you describing what your

555
00:30:36.640 --> 00:30:40.599
mom was using as a paddle. I'm very worried that

556
00:30:40.640 --> 00:30:45.559
if you ever go to a BDSM website that, uh,

557
00:30:45.960 --> 00:30:47.920
it might really do some trauma.

558
00:30:48.799 --> 00:30:49.880
It might be very triggering.

559
00:30:50.039 --> 00:30:54.720
Yeah, people, this is not sexy, this is this is

560
00:30:54.799 --> 00:30:56.279
child This is my childhood trauma.

561
00:30:56.839 --> 00:30:57.039
Yeah.

562
00:30:57.200 --> 00:31:00.359
Yeah, Or mom, what were you doing with that?

563
00:31:00.880 --> 00:31:07.359
Yeah, that's what's the Chinese guy doing in there?

564
00:31:09.720 --> 00:31:11.039
He has speed, I have power.

565
00:31:12.359 --> 00:31:14.480
Oh, I will say this had had she used it

566
00:31:14.519 --> 00:31:16.519
and I popped in erection, probably would have stopped it

567
00:31:16.519 --> 00:31:17.079
real fast.

568
00:31:21.039 --> 00:31:22.240
I just took an awkward turn.

569
00:31:23.000 --> 00:31:25.960
Really just now, that was the moment.

570
00:31:29.960 --> 00:31:31.759
Yeah, that was the moment.

571
00:31:32.119 --> 00:31:33.640
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572
00:31:34.480 --> 00:31:45.079
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573
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575
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580
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581
00:32:12.920 --> 00:32:18.440
catch us on YouTube today. Speaking of today, today is Tuesday,

582
00:32:18.599 --> 00:32:22.759
September second, twenty twenty five. Let's celebrate today.

583
00:32:23.039 --> 00:32:25.519
With some birthdays.

584
00:32:27.519 --> 00:32:28.279
Q three.

585
00:32:32.319 --> 00:32:37.279
Hi, here we go celebrating a birthday today. Amy Osborne

586
00:32:37.599 --> 00:32:41.480
is forty two. She is the eldest Osborne daughter who

587
00:32:41.519 --> 00:32:43.680
refused to be on the Osborne's TV show.

588
00:32:45.000 --> 00:32:46.079
Okay uh.

589
00:32:46.720 --> 00:32:52.400
Comedian Kat Williams is fifty four. Kat Williams fifty four today?

590
00:32:55.440 --> 00:32:57.440
What are you thinking of rag that has you laughing

591
00:32:57.440 --> 00:32:58.720
about Kat williams birthday?

592
00:32:59.319 --> 00:33:01.079
I was at the common Store one time and I

593
00:33:01.119 --> 00:33:05.119
was walking up. Kat is on the patio. He's staring

594
00:33:05.160 --> 00:33:08.400
directly ahead. The House of Blues was across the street.

595
00:33:08.440 --> 00:33:11.880
He's just staring at his little sniffer of Hennessy and

596
00:33:11.960 --> 00:33:14.319
he's wearing I'm not even making this up. He's wearing

597
00:33:14.319 --> 00:33:18.880
a sailor's hat, like a captain's hat, and then every

598
00:33:18.920 --> 00:33:23.039
piece of jewelry that I think he owns, like there's

599
00:33:23.160 --> 00:33:25.720
like multiple rings on each finger. There's like I mean

600
00:33:25.799 --> 00:33:28.960
just it was like mister t Ish with the necklaces.

601
00:33:29.640 --> 00:33:32.759
And he's just staring and I stopped and I just kind.

602
00:33:32.640 --> 00:33:34.640
Of looking at him, and I'm like.

603
00:33:34.640 --> 00:33:38.759
A cat, you're good, and he goes, I'm good, boo boo,

604
00:33:39.160 --> 00:33:41.599
and then just staring.

605
00:33:42.240 --> 00:33:44.319
Honestly, he's a tiny guy.

606
00:33:44.160 --> 00:33:47.839
So he sounds impressive that he was able to wear

607
00:33:47.960 --> 00:33:50.519
that much tonnage of jewelry and I fall over.

608
00:33:50.839 --> 00:33:53.079
Now that I think about it, that might be the

609
00:33:53.119 --> 00:33:54.039
reason he couldn't move.

610
00:33:58.720 --> 00:34:07.079
I'm stuck boo boo. Yes, well you lift when he's

611
00:34:07.119 --> 00:34:07.519
off of me.

612
00:34:08.440 --> 00:34:11.519
I went in, did webset, kind of hung out, mingled

613
00:34:11.519 --> 00:34:14.880
with everybody, you know, shook hands, said bye, everybody, came outside,

614
00:34:15.039 --> 00:34:16.199
still standing right there.

615
00:34:16.800 --> 00:34:19.519
Right now, we know why he was.

616
00:34:19.760 --> 00:34:21.800
That's why I had the sailor's hat. He was anchored down.

617
00:34:22.320 --> 00:34:27.039
Yes, It's almost like someone was playing horseshoes with him

618
00:34:27.119 --> 00:34:30.239
and he was the spike and instead of horseshoes.

619
00:34:30.280 --> 00:34:34.800
They used a bunch of jewelry. Other birthdays today, thank

620
00:34:34.800 --> 00:34:36.480
you for that story. Other Birthdays today.

621
00:34:37.320 --> 00:34:41.599
Turning fifty six is case That is a member of

622
00:34:41.639 --> 00:34:45.960
Joe to See and Casey and Joe Joe Casey fifty six.

623
00:34:46.280 --> 00:34:51.000
Please God, watch the video of when he passes out

624
00:34:51.039 --> 00:34:54.639
on stage and Jojo keeps singing there.

625
00:34:54.800 --> 00:34:59.360
I think they're in Australia, and I have ser oh

626
00:34:59.400 --> 00:35:00.400
it is he.

627
00:35:00.400 --> 00:35:02.320
Walks over him at one point and then a point

628
00:35:02.360 --> 00:35:04.199
they just drag him off stage.

629
00:35:04.840 --> 00:35:07.719
Oh that's what like, Jojo just steps over him and

630
00:35:07.800 --> 00:35:08.280
keeps singing.

631
00:35:08.880 --> 00:35:15.760
Well, the show must go on. But well no, I've.

632
00:35:13.920 --> 00:35:16.760
Lived that many times in my broadcasting career, so I

633
00:35:16.800 --> 00:35:20.199
get it. I've stepped over a few people lying down

634
00:35:20.239 --> 00:35:22.159
half dead in the studio just to get the show

635
00:35:22.199 --> 00:35:30.599
on the air, and told and told Jerry and told Jerry, hey,

636
00:35:30.599 --> 00:35:33.039
go go poke that to make sure it's still breathing

637
00:35:33.079 --> 00:35:33.679
in the corner.

638
00:35:34.559 --> 00:35:36.519
That's like, uh.

639
00:35:37.199 --> 00:35:39.920
I think it's probably the last year they did Texas Jam,

640
00:35:40.559 --> 00:35:43.119
which was this huge heavy metal concert at the Cotton

641
00:35:43.119 --> 00:35:47.079
Bowl and I happened to I think it was like

642
00:35:47.119 --> 00:35:51.920
eighty eight eight. Anyways, Van Halen was the big act

643
00:35:52.400 --> 00:35:55.199
and Sammy was so drunk he passed out on stage

644
00:35:55.559 --> 00:35:59.039
and Eddie's kicking him on stage, which is then in turn,

645
00:36:00.039 --> 00:36:02.880
they obviously called the show early and they came back

646
00:36:02.960 --> 00:36:07.719
and famously did a free concert in the West End. Yeah,

647
00:36:07.800 --> 00:36:11.880
which caused just absolutely mayhem.

648
00:36:12.079 --> 00:36:14.559
Yeah yeah, but yeah, if you get a chance to

649
00:36:14.719 --> 00:36:16.840
just go on YouTube and just like Casey and Jojo

650
00:36:16.880 --> 00:36:20.599
in Australia, Casey and Jojo pass out because they said

651
00:36:20.599 --> 00:36:22.119
it was some sort of I think it was just

652
00:36:22.199 --> 00:36:24.880
drunken high. But they're like, no, no, we flew from

653
00:36:24.960 --> 00:36:28.320
you know, the States to Australia. There was fatigue and

654
00:36:28.440 --> 00:36:31.400
he didn't adjust to whatever, and he just passed out.

655
00:36:31.679 --> 00:36:35.639
But they physically, like as the song is, as one

656
00:36:35.639 --> 00:36:38.239
of them still singing, they just see two guys come out,

657
00:36:38.360 --> 00:36:40.159
just drag his body.

658
00:36:41.320 --> 00:36:42.639
Into the wings.

659
00:36:44.159 --> 00:36:46.400
All right, I know what I'm doing later on today.

660
00:36:47.360 --> 00:36:51.880
Other birthdays today, Sama Hayak is fifty nine. Samahayak fifty

661
00:36:51.960 --> 00:36:54.480
nine years old today, making the rest of us look

662
00:36:54.639 --> 00:36:56.159
just absolutely terrible.

663
00:36:56.840 --> 00:36:58.559
Yeah, still stunning.

664
00:37:00.360 --> 00:37:05.679
Speaking of stunning, Keanu Reeves today is his birthday. That

665
00:37:05.840 --> 00:37:10.320
man is sixty one, wow, sixty one years old and

666
00:37:10.400 --> 00:37:13.239
he is kicking more ass now than he ever has

667
00:37:13.280 --> 00:37:14.360
in his career.

668
00:37:14.480 --> 00:37:23.480
And by wow, I meant, whoh, that's kind of that's

669
00:37:23.599 --> 00:37:25.480
That's usually what I say when I learn about the

670
00:37:25.519 --> 00:37:28.920
next installment of the John Wick franchise, like, whoa, they're

671
00:37:28.960 --> 00:37:30.079
doing five and six.

672
00:37:31.920 --> 00:37:33.679
I think they're even I think they're spinning off into

673
00:37:33.719 --> 00:37:35.079
like a cartoon thing as well.

674
00:37:35.559 --> 00:37:36.920
Yeah, have you seen Ballerina.

675
00:37:37.639 --> 00:37:39.000
I've not seen Ballerina yet.

676
00:37:39.000 --> 00:37:41.480
I've seen all the john Wicks leading up to Ballerina,

677
00:37:41.519 --> 00:37:43.119
but I've not seen Ballerina yet.

678
00:37:43.320 --> 00:37:45.280
Okay, I was gonna ask your opinion of it because

679
00:37:45.280 --> 00:37:47.519
I want to. I really do. I enjoy the John

680
00:37:47.559 --> 00:37:48.639
Wick movies, so I just want to.

681
00:37:48.679 --> 00:37:51.360
Yeah, look, I look at it this way, there's going

682
00:37:51.440 --> 00:37:56.400
to be probably zero surprise in that movie, because there

683
00:37:56.400 --> 00:37:59.079
have really not been any surprises in any of the

684
00:37:59.159 --> 00:38:01.800
John Wick movies outside of the first ten to fifteen

685
00:38:01.840 --> 00:38:05.599
minutes with the very first one, because that was a

686
00:38:05.639 --> 00:38:09.159
shocking start to any film. Franchise is when is when

687
00:38:09.199 --> 00:38:12.320
you kill the puppy, and everything that has happened since

688
00:38:12.480 --> 00:38:14.880
makes sense to me. I like the fact that it's

689
00:38:14.920 --> 00:38:16.400
I don't like the fact that they killed the puppy.

690
00:38:16.440 --> 00:38:19.320
But you kill my puppy, I will do five to

691
00:38:19.360 --> 00:38:26.679
seven sequels of Deadly Revenge.

692
00:38:27.320 --> 00:38:28.519
So this all tracks to me.

693
00:38:28.840 --> 00:38:29.960
And he got a new dog.

694
00:38:31.320 --> 00:38:32.119
He got a new dog.

695
00:38:32.280 --> 00:38:33.719
You just need therapy.

696
00:38:35.960 --> 00:38:37.760
And a really nice block.

697
00:38:40.119 --> 00:38:41.199
In a bulletproof suit.

698
00:38:42.440 --> 00:38:43.280
Well don't we all?

699
00:38:43.400 --> 00:38:47.360
I mean, yeah, this in this day and age, you

700
00:38:47.360 --> 00:38:49.039
don't even need to be John Wick to have one.

701
00:38:49.079 --> 00:38:53.079
You just need to have one. But yeah, John Wick.

702
00:38:53.159 --> 00:38:57.920
So Keanu Reeves sixty one years old, talk about an

703
00:38:57.960 --> 00:39:02.360
amazing career and the anyway, what I was saying with

704
00:39:02.360 --> 00:39:04.199
with the John Wick movies is there aren't going to

705
00:39:04.199 --> 00:39:07.880
be any surprises. He's going to kill everybody and it's

706
00:39:07.920 --> 00:39:10.000
going to be an interesting and creative ways. That's about

707
00:39:10.039 --> 00:39:13.519
the only you know, curveball you get in those films.

708
00:39:13.519 --> 00:39:15.519
And then with the offshoot in Ballerina, I assume it's

709
00:39:15.559 --> 00:39:17.440
going to be the same thing, just with and a

710
00:39:17.679 --> 00:39:19.639
armis kicking ass.

711
00:39:20.760 --> 00:39:23.360
I Actually I would be fine if they left the

712
00:39:23.440 --> 00:39:27.960
john Wick series like after four it's good, leave it alone.

713
00:39:28.519 --> 00:39:30.760
The movie hit that's coming out that I'm actually excited about.

714
00:39:30.800 --> 00:39:34.800
It's Constantine too. That was I think one of more

715
00:39:35.800 --> 00:39:38.039
of Keanu Reeves underrated roles.

716
00:39:38.639 --> 00:39:41.360
That was considered to be a box office flop, but

717
00:39:41.400 --> 00:39:44.599
it picked up a lot of steam as a cult classic.

718
00:39:44.199 --> 00:39:46.239
When it hit you know, home video.

719
00:39:48.039 --> 00:39:51.159
Watched Little Buddha. He's really really good in that movie.

720
00:39:51.599 --> 00:39:55.159
I saw it was actually a killer performance.

721
00:39:55.599 --> 00:39:58.360
This is what's wrong with me. I I didn't. I don't.

722
00:39:58.639 --> 00:40:02.119
This was not a conscious decision. But of all of

723
00:40:02.199 --> 00:40:05.239
all the County Reeves movies I have seen, I have

724
00:40:05.400 --> 00:40:08.599
not seen Constantine, but I have seen Little Buddha.

725
00:40:09.280 --> 00:40:14.320
Yeah, it's a good movie. You didn't like it, No,

726
00:40:14.440 --> 00:40:15.840
it is. It's a good movie.

727
00:40:15.880 --> 00:40:18.320
It's just to me silly that I've seen Little Buddha

728
00:40:18.360 --> 00:40:20.199
and not Constantine.

729
00:40:20.440 --> 00:40:20.679
It is.

730
00:40:20.920 --> 00:40:22.480
It is a wrong that I need to make right.

731
00:40:23.280 --> 00:40:27.239
No, what silly is you've seen Jim Katta but not Constantine.

732
00:40:29.800 --> 00:40:30.480
That's silly.

733
00:40:31.000 --> 00:40:33.280
But what is egregious, tray, is that I've seen Jim

734
00:40:33.320 --> 00:40:41.559
Cutta twice.

735
00:40:43.719 --> 00:40:47.119
You're listening to the tree House. Visit it's online a

736
00:40:47.239 --> 00:41:03.519
Treehouse on air dot com.

737
00:41:03.880 --> 00:41:10.320
Listen is online Freehouse on air dot com.

738
00:41:10.360 --> 00:41:14.639
We did not finish tree House talkback earlier. There are

739
00:41:14.800 --> 00:41:17.239
a few more messages to get to, but I don't

740
00:41:17.280 --> 00:41:19.559
think we're going to get to all of them after

741
00:41:19.639 --> 00:41:24.440
we hear this next one, because this one is a doozy.

742
00:41:26.480 --> 00:41:29.280
Roge, you share a lot of people feel the staying

743
00:41:29.280 --> 00:41:32.760
a way about your race, smelly and disgusting as you

744
00:41:33.480 --> 00:41:36.000
people are, So maybe you chill out on the white

745
00:41:36.000 --> 00:41:38.360
people a little bit. Look in your own backyard.

746
00:41:40.480 --> 00:41:41.920
Mm hmm Wow.

747
00:41:42.440 --> 00:41:43.960
Would anyone like me to replay that?

748
00:41:45.079 --> 00:41:45.320
Yes?

749
00:41:45.639 --> 00:41:48.320
Yeah, all right, all right, racist Roge wants to hear

750
00:41:48.360 --> 00:41:48.800
more of this.

751
00:41:53.360 --> 00:41:56.000
Roger, you share a lot of people feel the same

752
00:41:56.079 --> 00:42:00.719
way about your race, smelly and disgusting as you people are,

753
00:42:00.920 --> 00:42:03.039
So maybe you chill out on the white people a

754
00:42:03.039 --> 00:42:05.039
little bit. Look in your own backyard.

755
00:42:07.400 --> 00:42:11.599
Look in your own backyard, raj specifically for a burning cross.

756
00:42:12.079 --> 00:42:15.920
Yeah, I'm the one who makes the white people jokes.

757
00:42:17.559 --> 00:42:19.400
You're taking away from Trey at this point.

758
00:42:21.400 --> 00:42:22.840
This is white on white crime.

759
00:42:25.159 --> 00:42:30.360
To trace the DEI on this part.

760
00:42:30.400 --> 00:42:33.559
I don't know how else to approach this other than

761
00:42:33.599 --> 00:42:37.760
because we've said this numerous times. We will make fun

762
00:42:37.920 --> 00:42:40.880
of anyone and everyone that is deserving of being made

763
00:42:40.880 --> 00:42:44.000
fun of, not the least of which ourselves. And I

764
00:42:44.000 --> 00:42:46.000
don't mean that as a race, I mean that of

765
00:42:46.079 --> 00:42:48.440
ourselves individually. If I do or say something stupid, I

766
00:42:48.519 --> 00:42:50.400
expect you to make fun of me. Same for Trey,

767
00:42:50.440 --> 00:42:52.800
same for you, Uraj. And that's how this all works.

768
00:42:52.800 --> 00:42:54.360
And we make fun of other people as well for

769
00:42:54.360 --> 00:42:57.519
the dumb stuff they do and say, while keeping in

770
00:42:57.559 --> 00:43:00.480
mind it all really is, at the end of the day,

771
00:43:01.000 --> 00:43:05.039
out of love and comedy, like none of it's meant

772
00:43:05.079 --> 00:43:07.480
to be actually hurtful or anything like that. In some

773
00:43:07.559 --> 00:43:10.079
cases it's actually a culping mechanis.

774
00:43:09.800 --> 00:43:11.440
For some serious underlying pain.

775
00:43:11.880 --> 00:43:15.119
Anyway, when we make fun of white people, it's it's

776
00:43:15.159 --> 00:43:17.000
because we're making fun of the dumb things that we

777
00:43:17.039 --> 00:43:19.840
as white people have a tendency to do, called stereotypes,

778
00:43:20.679 --> 00:43:23.440
and those can be funny, and if you're taking offense

779
00:43:23.480 --> 00:43:25.880
at those, then I don't know what to do for you, snowflake.

780
00:43:26.639 --> 00:43:29.960
I just like this because it was directed at me.

781
00:43:30.239 --> 00:43:35.239
So if I might interject, I love the fact that

782
00:43:35.280 --> 00:43:37.440
he called me Rogi the last time and I corrected

783
00:43:37.480 --> 00:43:40.440
him on this show, and then he corrected himself and

784
00:43:40.599 --> 00:43:45.239
called me which is it's not rog it's the correct

785
00:43:45.320 --> 00:43:47.079
pronunciation of my name.

786
00:43:47.760 --> 00:43:50.239
So he still listens like an idiot.

787
00:43:50.320 --> 00:43:53.480
Yeah, that's that's great, and that's the thing that we

788
00:43:53.519 --> 00:43:55.800
can always keep in mind is that, hey, this treehouse

789
00:43:55.880 --> 00:43:56.519
is pretty open.

790
00:43:57.000 --> 00:44:00.880
Yeah, And my mother always said the key to life

791
00:44:00.920 --> 00:44:02.599
look good, smell good, be nice to girls.

792
00:44:02.960 --> 00:44:05.159
That's what she used to say. So I don't smell.

793
00:44:05.599 --> 00:44:07.480
I don't know who you're talking about, but I hope

794
00:44:07.519 --> 00:44:10.679
the next time you go to the hospital, whatever your

795
00:44:10.840 --> 00:44:13.280
idiot name is, the next time you go to the

796
00:44:13.280 --> 00:44:17.840
hospital and your doctor's Indian, please please share that sentiment

797
00:44:17.880 --> 00:44:20.519
with them and see how well your test results come out.

798
00:44:24.159 --> 00:44:26.039
You're gonna have stage four something.

799
00:44:26.280 --> 00:44:29.239
I promise he's gonna have stage four Indians what he's

800
00:44:29.280 --> 00:44:36.519
gonna have, And keep that seriously, just.

801
00:44:36.559 --> 00:44:37.360
Keep that in mind.

802
00:44:37.400 --> 00:44:37.960
I don't know why.

803
00:44:38.159 --> 00:44:40.280
I don't know why some of our white listeners take

804
00:44:40.320 --> 00:44:43.639
this so personally, especially when, as we've just pointed out,

805
00:44:44.239 --> 00:44:46.480
Trey's the one that has a tendency to throw the

806
00:44:46.519 --> 00:44:48.320
white people barbs up more than anybody.

807
00:44:48.519 --> 00:44:51.880
But I'll see Trey's face and I'm like, take it away, Tray,

808
00:44:52.880 --> 00:44:53.559
say it for me.

809
00:44:53.519 --> 00:44:56.880
Man, because because we do stupid stuff like try and

810
00:44:56.960 --> 00:45:00.480
hike everest and and pet and pet elks in the wild,

811
00:45:00.840 --> 00:45:01.119
you know.

812
00:45:02.000 --> 00:45:04.159
And try to take home murder kiddies from the zoo.

813
00:45:04.400 --> 00:45:07.400
Yeah, and also to that gentleman, I can promise you

814
00:45:07.440 --> 00:45:09.920
I'm far more educated. I look better than you, and

815
00:45:09.960 --> 00:45:10.920
I smell better than you.

816
00:45:11.239 --> 00:45:16.159
So I've known you for over twenty years. You smell lovely.

817
00:45:16.480 --> 00:45:17.920
Thank you, brother. I'm warring.

818
00:45:17.960 --> 00:45:21.199
I'm wearing kindeth mankind right now. That is the that

819
00:45:21.320 --> 00:45:23.519
is the colon of choice as of as of these days.

820
00:45:24.320 --> 00:45:27.840
So uh yes, but please keep listening, idiot.

821
00:45:33.000 --> 00:45:34.440
Can't we all just get along?

822
00:45:35.000 --> 00:45:36.880
I think he thinks he's gonna ruffle my feathers, and

823
00:45:36.920 --> 00:45:38.840
I'm like, I'm a stand up comedian and I lived

824
00:45:38.840 --> 00:45:42.079
in Hollywood, like I've auditioned for producers. You're not gonna

825
00:45:42.519 --> 00:45:45.199
there's nothing. There's nothing you're gonna say to me that's

826
00:45:45.199 --> 00:45:46.480
gonna hurt my feelings.

827
00:45:46.840 --> 00:45:48.960
If you're gonna get it, Raj, it's not going to

828
00:45:49.000 --> 00:45:51.679
be about some stupid Indian stereotype. It's going to be

829
00:45:51.719 --> 00:45:54.360
something authentic and real that really cuts to the core.

830
00:45:55.000 --> 00:45:55.239
Yeah.

831
00:45:56.639 --> 00:46:02.239
Yes, if you told me I wasn't funny, I'd be like,

832
00:46:02.280 --> 00:46:03.199
oh man.

833
00:46:03.360 --> 00:46:05.480
Oh, that son of a bitch. I'll find him.

834
00:46:08.400 --> 00:46:16.119
N John Witt five, What happened?

835
00:46:16.119 --> 00:46:20.360
What sentimatis? Deadly Rampage? Said he smelled bad.

836
00:46:20.400 --> 00:46:27.639
Oh no, everyone go into hiding. For all things Treehouse,

837
00:46:27.679 --> 00:46:29.559
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838
00:46:29.599 --> 00:46:31.840
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839
00:46:32.239 --> 00:46:34.559
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840
00:46:34.559 --> 00:46:36.199
For Try it's at Trede Turn Home one, and for

841
00:46:36.320 --> 00:46:39.760
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842
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