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Do They Still Make Herberts and Walters? | Wednesday 09.04.24

Do They Still Make Herberts and Walters? | Wednesday 09.04.24

We start out by finding out that Dan is turning into a PSL girl early this year.  Then we debate if it's ok to scare kids with your Halloween decorations, find out that Oregon is recriminalizing drugs, Raj tells us about Labor Day at Choctaw, and we...

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We start out by finding out that Dan is turning into a PSL girl early this year. Then we debate if it's ok to scare kids with your Halloween decorations, find out that Oregon is recriminalizing drugs, Raj tells us about Labor Day at Choctaw, and we learn about a 60 year old hiker going missing in the Grand Canyon.

Links:

https://www.pbs.org/newshour/politics/oregon-law-rolling-back-drug-decriminalization-takes-effect-making-possession-a-crime-again

https://abcnews.go.com/US/backpacker-solo-hike-found-dead-grand-canyon-national/story?id=113275859&utm


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The Treehouse is a daily DFW based comedy podcast about all things stupid. Leave your worries outside and join Dan O'Malley, Trey Trenholm, Raj Sharma, and their guests for laughs about current events, stupid news, and the comedy that is their lives. If it's stupid, it's in here.

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It is time to leave your worries outside. Come laugh

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with us inside the treehouse. I'm Daniel Malley along with

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Trey Trenholm and Raj Sharma on a Wednesday, September fourth,

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twenty twenty four. Let's get stupid.

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Oh uh, what's what's your what's your sipping on? Their buddy?

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Oh yeah, sometimes I forget you can see me. Uh

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it is my uh my Starbucks?

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What is that super venty?

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That's just the regular venti. There's there's a new one.

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I think it's called trent trenty that's larger than the venti. Yeah,

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so thirty. Yes, you've you've you've cracked the coat on

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Starbucks sizes. So yeah, this is a venty U vanilla

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sugar free vanilla ice lattape. And uh and because it's

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chili here in Seattle. Uh, mine has the pumpkin topping

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because it feels like fall here.

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Mmmm, pumpkin.

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Never. I never uh never pegged you as a PSL

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type girl.

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If you could see, if you could see below my chest,

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you would see my knee high boots.

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Mm hmmm. He's a Korean cheerleader.

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I'm not a I'm not a total basic PSL girl,

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because it's still you know, this is an iced beverage.

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It's not a pumpkin spice latte. It's a vanilla iced

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vanilla latte. Yes, but I like the pumpkin stuff on

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top because then it kind of seasons it a little bit.

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So it's like I'm more like a PSL in girl

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in transition or something.

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I don't know.

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Gosh, when do you start? When do you start doing

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spoken word poetry? Can we come to you one of

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your come to one of your open mics?

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Yea, there once was a Dan from Nantucket.

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Did you post pictures on your Etsy account?

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What type of jewelry you make it?

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I have those charm bracelets, but the charms ice cell

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or the Stanley cups with the straws in the handle

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and on the Stanley cup it actually says PSL girl.

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How much does if you don't mind me asking, how

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much does one of those cost?

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I don't know because my wife bought it for me.

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Oh okay, So here a basic bitch, raj.

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I'm the most basic of bitches. Not only am I

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drinking a Starbucks coffee while in Seattle mm hmm. We

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also have on the agenda to watch sleepless in Seattle

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while in Seattle.

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Wow, so this is what white people do. I've always wanted.

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Don't don't let us on this.

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Trades. Like some of us go to the gun range.

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And get and get our pumpkin spice lattes after his

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pumpkin spice lattes with the gunpowder topic.

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It smells like tastes like freedom.

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Yeah, that's a Texas latte.

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Yeah.

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I just want to know, like what the going rate

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for something. I've never purchased a beverage from a Starbucks,

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so I don't know. Is it like five six bucks?

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It's I guarantee you it's way more than it should be.

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But someone's got to pay for the CEO's super commute.

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Did you do you have that delivered?

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Yeah?

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I bet that's a minimum of a ten dollar coffee

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because it's.

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A minimum twenty six.

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Dollars an hour for the delivery driver. Yes, yes, so

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you made him twenty six dollars yeah right, yes, wow,

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twenty six dollars. I'm not paying him twenty six dollars

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an hour the company he delivers for. You know, the

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city of Seattle is weird and they like to charge

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they had like they like They like all the food

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delivery drivers to make at least twenty six dollars per hour.

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That's the minimum.

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So yeah, you probably just paid him like half just

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a half hour, so thirteen.

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Plus on top of what the coffee and is the

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is the pumpkin spice only available in the in the fall?

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Yeah? You didn't know that, right? Oh that's right. You've

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you never gone to Starbucks, you don't know. So I

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even posted on the at Treehouse on air, Instagram and

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I think Facebook as well. So pumpkin spice season, according

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to Starbucks, right, yes, starts in August. Oh yeah, and

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then a month after that is when actual fall hits

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for the calendar, you know, September twenty first or twenty second,

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whatever it is, and then you know, Texas fall doesn't

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kick in until you know, late Aanuary.

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Yeah, okay, So pumpkin spice is only a fall thing.

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Yeah, yes, or a perceived fall thing, because look, I'm

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in Seattle right now and it feels like fall. So

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having a pumpkin spice drink it's kind of nice. I

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like it, but I'm eventually gonna, you know, in a

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couple of weeks, I'll be back in Texas and then

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after that back home, you know, in the Virgin Islands,

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and it's not gonna feel like fault at all. So

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I'm I'm getting in my fall.

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Gotcha.

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Basic tendencies.

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Now, will you have a Will you have some sort

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of a cider at some point?

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I've never had one of those either.

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I don't know what that. We grew up on apple cider.

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I don't really.

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Yeah, I'm sure they have it here because they have

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apples and stuff here, So maybe I'll have one of

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those before I leave.

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Okay, apple cider? Do you? Will you have s'mores?

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Not really a smores family?

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Okay, I gotcha.

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I've only had them once and they're overrated.

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The testing the Textan in me would prefer to, uh,

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you know, smoke or grill meat on a flame versus

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a sweet treat.

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Yeah, and the Hindu in me would like for you

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to grill meat as well. S'mores are just a It's

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messy and I don't understand the appeal. It's gram crackers

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and chocolate.

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Can't you that separately?

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You can, but you put them all together and people

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love it. It's a delicacy.

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Okay, gotcha?

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So yeah, while I'm here, I'm getting in all my

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basic fall stuff, which reminds me there are two great

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indicators of the onslaught of fall in the holiday season.

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One is Starbucks releasing their Fall Pumpkin Spice menu drinks

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for the year. The other is the appearance of the

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Spirit Halloween stores. Yes, now, those those are some seriously

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tasty treats, especially for those of us that love Halloween

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and love decorating for Halloween. And there's an alternate name

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for the seasons, right, there's fall, there's Pumpkin spice season,

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and then there's something I refer to as Scare your

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Kid season, which would also be or Halloween, which they.

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Started selling Halloween decorations three weeks ago.

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Yeah, oh, someone's been to a Dollar Tree.

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Collar Tree Home Depot, Low's Spirit Halloween Stores. They start

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that stuff pretty early. And here's the thing, if you

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are serious about Halloween decorating, all the good stuff is

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gone in early September, so it's not like no one's

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buying this stuff and they're forcing it. As soon as

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that stuff comes out, you're going to get the new

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hot Halloween decorations.

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Hell, they've got to the point now we're two weeks

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before Halloween, they're pretty much putting up Thanksgiving stuff.

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Yes, yeah, I now have a lawn, so I might

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do I've seen what you guys used to do to

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the along with the skeletons and all that stuff and

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the zombie like hand coming out.

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I might do that now that I have a lawn. Yeah.

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Looksquite, you live in Mesquite and and you're a brown

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Indian man. So the neighborhood kids are probably already afraid

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of you because the color of your skin. So so

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why not why not enforce it or or reinforce it

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by participating not in Halloween or fall, but scare your

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kids season. And the fine folks at Spirit Halloween UH

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can help you do that. And here's a great example

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I saw the other day, and that is when you

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go to a Spirit Halloween store, they will have a

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number of their uh new animatronics on display so you

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can test them to see what they do. Okay, can

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you see this one?

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Yeah?

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So there here we have a young boy at a

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Spirit Halloween store and he's about to step on the

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tester pad of a animatronic at a Spirit Halloween store,

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and it looks like a gooley old lady or man

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you know, scary looking. And then at a gravesite, he's

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going to hit the He's going to hit the pad

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with his foot and let's see what happens. And and

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as you watch this, imagine this is in your front yard. Yeah,

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not just the decoration, but the children in front of

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the decoration.

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Yeah.

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It's the thing springs forth from the gravestone and scares

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the child so much that the kid falls down on

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the ground. Inside the Spirit Halloween's door.

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Yeah, it grows to about ten feet tall.

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Yeah, I mean it shoots up like the height of

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that Iranian volleyball player.

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It is the Iran also not cool. Man, that is

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not Uh that scared me.

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Uh.

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I pooed a little. I'm just not I'm not gonna lie.

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Uh not cool.

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Hang on, let's let's enjoy this again. The new Scarier

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Kids season animatronic available from the Spirit Halloween Kid hits

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the pad, howling.

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Oh raj Please please please get one for your front

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yard and just put a go pro camera on it.

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Okay, uh, and we'll start, we'll start accepting donations from

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my bail will win.

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It's mesquite they'll kill me.

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Uh yeah that's also yeah, why why what that's just

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not that's not it Isn't it supposed to be like

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candy in like the in fun costumes.

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No, it's about scaring people's kids. I have a great

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example of that. This is a RAJ you brought up

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with my yard. What Tera and I used to do

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in our front yard at our house open and we

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actually Trey. You mentioned that Raj should get this new

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animatronic and put a GoPro on it. Well, that's what

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we did with our front yard. We decorated it like

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crazy for Halloween. And then we have our security cameras

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out front for security purposes, but also on the off

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chance that you scare a kid so good you want

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to share it on your podcast years later.

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I soap.

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Why here we go? So here you've got the camera,

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you see the scene. You see our front yard. You've

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got skeletons there, You've got witch brooms on either side

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of the walkway leading up to the front door. Yeah,

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you can see, and this is really just the early

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stages of decorating. You can see some other skeletons in

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the yard, some gravestones and things. And here comes an

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unsuspecting child with his mom and baby brother up to

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our house on Halloween circa twenty sixteen. So the family's

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walking up. You got two little boys. One's a police

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one's a police officer with his little pumpkin bucket. And

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what they don't know is that we have motions since

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her decoration that goes off when you step in front

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of it. The child stepping up, he's scared. He's looking

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at mom because he's scared of all the Skeletons's a

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scary house and he's probably I don't know, five four.

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Oh, poor fellow.

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He's hesitant to walk up. They should be, but Mom's

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in on it. Mom's like, no, no, no, go to the

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front door, ask for a kind He's like okay, and

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then and then he rocks in front of the skeleton

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with the motion sensor that starts laughing. He gets scared

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and runs back to Mommy at the at the street.

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Oh he's gonna make a terrible cop.

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Yeah, first time of danger and he runs away. Make

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dot org. You know, Raj, I appreciate the fact that

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you show so much empathy for the children around Halloween

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that you're hesitant to put scary Halloween decorations in your

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front yard. But there are you know, people say there

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are fewer greater joys than bringing children into this world.

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I say, hmm, it's so much sweeter to scare those children.

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I can like I'll do the like the the the

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skeleton hand thing, and like the dry ice like I'll

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do that.

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That's kind of fun.

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But to scare the poor kid, he's gonna he's gonna

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when he starts murdering, he's gonna he's gonna say in

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his book, he's gonna be like and then there was

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that one time I went up to that door and

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then the skeleton made me pee myself and that's when

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the murdering started. So you're actively helping serial killers to

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to grow, to cultivate that serial killer mentality.

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I think that's a stretch.

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I no, Like, you know, like the little fans with

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the little blood, that's kind of fun, But poor kid.

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I'm just building a character. It's character building and it's

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the story and I'm sticking to it.

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Yeah, I just I just feel bad for the kid.

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He was a he was all in his cop outfit

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on the pumpkin bucket thing adorable.

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Yeah, but notice his little brother didn't give his brother's

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and I'm not going up there, you go, And then

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Mom's like pushing him, no, go go. So I'm building character.

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Mom is destroying trusting relationships and that's not my fault.

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That's on her.

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Roger, I think you're you're looking at this the wrong way.

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It's like it's white people training. So when they get

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older and you know, the scary thing is actually they're

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They're like, oh, no, big deal, I can handle this.

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I have too many jokes. I'll save them prof the air.

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Let's save those for the Patreon shows. Yes, patreon dot

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com slash Treehouse on air. All right, let's get to

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a story here that Trey has been excited about all

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damn day, and that is out of the state of Oregon.

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So it was huge news years ago when Washington State

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and the state of Oregon and Colorado broke from the Union,

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not to you know, secede, but instead to enact their

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own decriminalization laws for drugs. And now for some reason,

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Oregon is making headlines for deciding to re decriminalize drug.

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No, that's where I get my good weed. I mean,

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that's where I heard good weed is from.

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I'm sorry, Oh sure, I know what you meant. Uh.

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But so it didn't work out just the way they

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wanted it to.

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I don't know, as an Oregon law rolling back drug decriminalization,

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making possession a crime again. Oregon's first in the nation

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experiment with drug decriminalization came to an end on Sunday,

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and possessing small amounts of hard drugs is once again

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a crime. The Democratic controlled legislature passed the recriminalization law

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in March, overhauling a measure approved by fifty eight percent

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of voters in twenty twenty that made processing illicit drugs

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like heroin punishable by a ticket and a maximum one fine,

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which would conceivably save you money so you could buy

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more heroin. The measure directed hundreds of millions of dollars

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in cannabis tax revenue toward addiction services, but the money

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was slow to get out the door at a time

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when the fentanyl crisis was causing the spike in deadly

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overdoses and health officials grappling with COVID. We're struggling to

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stand up. We're struggling to stand up. The new treatment

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system and the new law which took effect Sunday. Uh,

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you know it passed by pretty much everyone, and supporters

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of decriminalization say treatment is more and more effective than jail.

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This new law establishes ways for treatment alternatives to criminal penalties.

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So Democrats made it illegal again, and the Republicans are like,

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where's all the coke?

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Wrong drugs? Guys? Okay, it needs to be the poor

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people's drugs that.

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Get I just love that. I just love the idea

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of giving somebody on heroin and ticket, yeah.

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And instructions, Hey go here and we'll get you sober.

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Okay, Oh that's that's a fantastic idea.

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Here's your ticket. Thanks. I'm gonna fall asleep over here

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in the gutter.

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I'll be sure to pay that.

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You know how much? Here what I can buy for

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one hundred dollars.

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We The sad thing is is you go to one

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of the one of the boardwalks, or you know, you

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go to some of the you go to some you know,

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public event, and you got these same guys you're trying

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to pay their heroin tickets at Zoltar Machines.

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Now that needs to be a YouTube click. I won't

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post it all answer. I'm just somebody just trying to pay.

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And then and then if they get arrested because that

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ticket went to a warrant because they didn't go to

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their proper place to pay, they could say, no, man,

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I totally paid that. Uh. Zultar took it everything.

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The guy with the turbane got it.

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M h.

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He took my money and gave me solid advice.

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Also I dreamt that I was Tom Hanks for about

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an hour and a half.

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Or Chet Hanks for a month and a half.

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I will admit, though, Trey, I've i've I did not

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anticipate seeing a state that decriminalized drugs deciding, you know what,

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we should really recriminalize some of this stuff.

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And I have been all for you know, like the

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penalties from marijuana are silly. It's that. But yeah, when

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you're talking about writing tickets for heroin, you probably swung

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the pendulum just a little too far the other way.

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I'm as liberal as it gets it even I'm like,

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that's dumb.

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You know what, There aren't enough tickets for heroin.

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Writing a ticket to just walk up to a guy

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and be like heroin bad.

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And I'm sure that you know the needle sticking in

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his arm. The guy's pulling out his phone. Oh my

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court dates, Here, my calendar.

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Where's my tie?

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Oh it's around my arm.

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I can't find my belt.

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That's around your foot.

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It's around you're junk because that's when you're shooting out now.

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Meanwhile, the j walkers are just going crazy.

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It's uh, it's already to Wednesday, and you went to

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chucktaw the other day? How did that go?

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I did?

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Are there that you're going to be splitting with the Treehouse?

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I broke even. I was happy about that. I did win,

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I did get I was playing the Ultimate Texas holding

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the table game, Oh nice, and I was very proud

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of myself. I was sitting next to this Asian guy

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who was just playing like five hundred dollars a hand

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and killing it.

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And at one point he put like a like he

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was feeling good, he was feeling himself.

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I got you.

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He put like two thousand next to my forty bucks

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and he lost and I got four kings. So I

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ended up with several hundred dollars, but I generously donated

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it back to my Native American brothers. But I would

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not recommend going on Labor Day weekend. It's it's amazing

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how many people I don't understand that Vegas. I get Vegas,

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I get because you're loaded all the time. But to

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show up in Oklahoma, uh, just so hammered.

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Uh.

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And they don't turn anybody away. I saw people driving

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on the wrong side of the road and even then

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like the cop just like like flagged him into the

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parking lot. I was like, oh, yeah, he's gonna get stopped,

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and they just pulled him into a parking spot.

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And I guess, as long as you're headed towards the casino,

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it's okay. But if you're headed away from the casino,

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that's probably when the pulley over.

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Yeah.

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I was really surprised how many people just showed like

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didn't heed, they didn't need h I guess the idea

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is like it's still near beer in Oklahoma.

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No, they actually went up to regular they did, and so.

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I think people still think that. So they just get

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plow housed.

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Uh, people just get plowed.

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I think Trey are eight years sober expert is right

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on the one's.

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But they like the Choctaw has like there's a very

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nice whiskey bar that's in there that like we had

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a I think we had a little knob cree.

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Old fashion.

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I was really nice, like you can go and it

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was it wasn't expensive. So I don't know why any're

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just drinking.

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Natty light in the car.

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Well, the reason why is because and this is one

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of the big differences between you know, the Oklahoma casinos

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and every other casino on the damn planet, whether it's

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Shreveport or Vegas. In Shreveport, in Vegas, they'll just give

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you the booze, right, Yes, in Oklahoma, you gotta pay

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for it. So what a lot of people do is

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they pre game or they they they pre gamble before

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going to the casino. Yeah, and then they go into

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the Then they go into the casino and save money

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by drinking before they get there, and then they can

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spend their money on the game like and then maybe

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while they're there they'll buy a couple of drinks. But yeah,

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I mean in Vegas, they'll just bring you the drink

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to keep you seated at the table.

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Yeah.

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I haven't seen that many, and I don't know how

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they miss it, but a lot of flasks I did see.

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That, Roger. Have you have you looked at a map

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to see what's around Chalktaw like if you drew like

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a sixty mile radius.

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No, I have not.

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Okay, you know, if you want an explanation to really understand,

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I understand that Sherman is the biggest metropolis and in

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that that geography.

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I thought I thought it would be Dennison because apparently

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00:28:19.839 --> 00:28:22.119
it has a dam I.

476
00:28:22.000 --> 00:28:27.599
Did not know that Denison is Sherman's little brother. Yeah,

477
00:28:27.599 --> 00:28:31.720
there's a damn. That's that's you. You think that that's

478
00:28:31.759 --> 00:28:33.839
the sign of of of of of culture.

479
00:28:39.599 --> 00:28:43.279
Dennison has Dennison Damn. I just thought it would be like,

480
00:28:43.359 --> 00:28:44.880
you know, a tourist attraction.

481
00:28:46.680 --> 00:28:47.759
You've never been to Dennison?

482
00:28:48.160 --> 00:28:55.000
Yea, No, Look look Durant uh or what's the what's

483
00:28:55.000 --> 00:28:59.839
the city that windstars in? Trey Ard More? No, it's

484
00:29:00.079 --> 00:29:05.599
off anyway. Whatever, So whether whether it's Windstar or Choctaw

485
00:29:05.759 --> 00:29:11.160
in southern Oklahoma, it really is Las Vegas Light because

486
00:29:11.240 --> 00:29:14.559
you've got the you've got the casinos, and as we've

487
00:29:14.920 --> 00:29:19.680
just informed Raj, there's also a very popular dam nearby.

488
00:29:20.519 --> 00:29:21.400
It's Reno Light.

489
00:29:23.720 --> 00:29:29.519
It's Reno adjacent. And do they have do they have

490
00:29:29.640 --> 00:29:32.039
the Ladies of the Night at the Choctaw?

491
00:29:32.160 --> 00:29:36.279
Do we know that's that's that's ard More? Okay, sorry,

492
00:29:38.559 --> 00:29:41.440
that's ard More kind of like the outskirts of Vegas.

493
00:29:41.480 --> 00:29:43.720
Like it's it's outside the Vegas city limits. You have

494
00:29:43.759 --> 00:29:46.559
to travel out for its same thing in Oklahoma. If

495
00:29:46.559 --> 00:29:48.640
you want that, you got to go to Ardmore. And

496
00:29:48.680 --> 00:29:51.440
then you know the Grand Canyon. You know Vegas, you

497
00:29:51.480 --> 00:29:54.160
know it's easy to get to the Grand Canyon. Whereas

498
00:29:54.599 --> 00:29:57.720
the casinos in Oklahoma you just you just have random

499
00:29:57.759 --> 00:29:59.759
ditches on the Red River border.

500
00:30:00.839 --> 00:30:02.599
I mean honestly, you know, if you go to the

501
00:30:02.599 --> 00:30:04.599
bar and you see a woman with all her teeth,

502
00:30:05.119 --> 00:30:07.160
I think, you know, if there's a chance she's a

503
00:30:07.160 --> 00:30:07.880
working girl.

504
00:30:09.920 --> 00:30:16.839
I'm gonna give her a ticket for heroin. Yeah.

505
00:30:16.880 --> 00:30:20.480
I didn't know if the same things applied, Like when

506
00:30:20.519 --> 00:30:22.720
you're in Vegas, like you can always tell, like at

507
00:30:22.759 --> 00:30:25.400
the hotels, you can see like the escorts at the bar.

508
00:30:26.000 --> 00:30:28.400
I didn't know if that happened. I don't know if

509
00:30:28.400 --> 00:30:37.000
you could just tell by the flip flop, which if

510
00:30:37.039 --> 00:30:38.599
she wearing crocs, she's a whore.

511
00:30:40.920 --> 00:30:44.759
Jesus, Yeah, I don't know what. I don't know what

512
00:30:44.799 --> 00:30:50.240
the comparisons or the the equivalents are as far as

513
00:30:50.559 --> 00:30:56.119
Vegas to Oklahoma casinos, especially because going on a holiday

514
00:30:56.119 --> 00:30:59.400
weekend is already crazy enough in my book, because it's

515
00:30:59.519 --> 00:31:01.440
so expensive to stay there. And that's one of the

516
00:31:01.440 --> 00:31:05.279
other big differences between the Oklahoma casinos and Vegas is

517
00:31:05.359 --> 00:31:07.279
Vegas you can go and get a hotel for thirty

518
00:31:07.319 --> 00:31:10.559
forty to fifty bucks a night, whereas, especially on a

519
00:31:10.599 --> 00:31:15.160
holiday weekend, going to Chalktar or Windstar, it's hundreds of dollars.

520
00:31:15.400 --> 00:31:16.880
If you had to guess how much would it be.

521
00:31:17.599 --> 00:31:19.400
For the holiday. The last time I tried to do

522
00:31:19.440 --> 00:31:23.400
that on a holiday weekend, staying at the Tower at

523
00:31:23.480 --> 00:31:26.599
chalk Taw, I think was three to fifty a night.

524
00:31:26.839 --> 00:31:28.240
It's five ninety nine.

525
00:31:28.559 --> 00:31:32.200
Oh man, inflation is really hitting those casinos hard.

526
00:31:32.519 --> 00:31:35.319
Six hundred dollars. I'm like, can I just buy land.

527
00:31:37.319 --> 00:31:40.599
Can I just open a casino? I'mind I mean Columbus

528
00:31:40.599 --> 00:31:44.480
thought he was. That's why we're called Indians. That's why

529
00:31:44.480 --> 00:31:45.400
they're called Indians.

530
00:31:45.519 --> 00:31:47.680
And I think that right there, Raj, I think you've

531
00:31:47.720 --> 00:31:49.640
I think you've cracked another code. I think when you're

532
00:31:49.680 --> 00:31:53.640
spending six hundred dollars per night for a room, yeah,

533
00:31:54.240 --> 00:31:58.279
at the casino in Oklahoma, that's why the you know,

534
00:31:59.000 --> 00:32:01.359
the ladies of the night you see are wearing crocs,

535
00:32:01.400 --> 00:32:03.759
because that's all I mean, everyone's spending on the money,

536
00:32:03.960 --> 00:32:05.640
all the money on the hotel rooms.

537
00:32:08.400 --> 00:32:10.880
I was, and here's the sad thing. I was kind

538
00:32:10.880 --> 00:32:12.960
of looking out for him. I'm like, I just want

539
00:32:12.960 --> 00:32:16.319
to see if they if they dwell in this hotel

540
00:32:16.359 --> 00:32:16.799
as well.

541
00:32:17.839 --> 00:32:19.839
I don't know how the women of the night work

542
00:32:19.920 --> 00:32:20.839
in Oklahoma.

543
00:32:21.240 --> 00:32:25.079
I don't know either, but I think, you know, some

544
00:32:25.119 --> 00:32:28.319
cities have crack hors, and southern Oklahoma has crock hors.

545
00:32:33.200 --> 00:32:35.519
Or lot lizards. I don't know that's what they're called.

546
00:32:35.960 --> 00:32:37.680
I think that's what they're still called, right And.

547
00:32:37.599 --> 00:32:38.759
They all miss Craigslist.

548
00:32:41.960 --> 00:32:52.279
I eat the good old days when horn was easy.

549
00:32:55.799 --> 00:33:19.839
Listening to the Treehouse online, that treehouse dot Com you're in.

550
00:33:21.599 --> 00:33:29.160
Business online at everyhouse on air dot com.

551
00:33:29.400 --> 00:33:36.119
So this is a natural segue talking about how Oklahoma

552
00:33:36.160 --> 00:33:42.319
casinos and the surrounding area has comparisons to Vegas and

553
00:33:42.480 --> 00:33:53.279
its surrounding areas, whether it's nightlife or croc Ladies, dams, golf.

554
00:33:55.039 --> 00:34:00.640
The Grand Canyon, right, Grand Canyon is right there near

555
00:34:00.880 --> 00:34:03.519
Las Vegas. I know that not only because I was

556
00:34:03.559 --> 00:34:05.680
decent at geography as a kid, but I saw the

557
00:34:05.680 --> 00:34:07.480
third National Lampoons movie.

558
00:34:07.920 --> 00:34:13.119
And in reality, the north rim of the Crank Canyon

559
00:34:13.679 --> 00:34:16.519
is close, reasonably close to Vegas. Yeah.

560
00:34:17.199 --> 00:34:19.920
Yeah, the rest of it's nowhere near Vegas, but the

561
00:34:19.960 --> 00:34:26.079
north rim sure. So one thing that Oklahoma is going

562
00:34:26.119 --> 00:34:28.599
to have to do if it wants to compete with

563
00:34:28.719 --> 00:34:32.559
Vegas or continue to compete with Vegas, is it's going

564
00:34:32.639 --> 00:34:34.639
to be able to u It's going to need to

565
00:34:34.679 --> 00:34:37.199
lose a few hikers the way that Vegas and the

566
00:34:37.239 --> 00:34:41.599
Grand Canyon does. And there's a recent example of this.

567
00:34:42.159 --> 00:34:46.440
A recently a backpacker who went on a solo hike

568
00:34:46.960 --> 00:34:49.360
was found dead in the Grand Canyon National Park.

569
00:34:50.559 --> 00:34:53.239
Yes, as he should be.

570
00:34:53.760 --> 00:34:57.639
The unnamed hiker was the fourteenth person to die in

571
00:34:58.440 --> 00:35:00.320
Grand Canyon National Park this.

572
00:35:00.400 --> 00:35:04.920
Year, probably the third Carson.

573
00:35:07.079 --> 00:35:13.320
The fourth Noah, eleven Skylars.

574
00:35:13.360 --> 00:35:18.760
Later, can we just say white people.

575
00:35:20.519 --> 00:35:22.440
I don't think you needed to. I think the names

576
00:35:22.559 --> 00:35:27.360
were making it pretty obvious. I mean, this story did well.

577
00:35:29.119 --> 00:35:35.519
Fourteen backpackers died, twenty five black people. Look on he fail.

578
00:35:39.119 --> 00:35:41.519
I am really starting to notice this, even more so

579
00:35:41.599 --> 00:35:43.880
because we're laughing about about the white people names. But

580
00:35:43.920 --> 00:35:48.400
it's true. Just watching the opening like some of the

581
00:35:48.400 --> 00:35:51.800
first college football games this past weekend, you're really starting

582
00:35:51.840 --> 00:35:53.840
to see it, like there's you know, look, we already

583
00:35:53.840 --> 00:35:56.400
had a couple of Carsons. Now you know, we've had

584
00:35:56.519 --> 00:35:58.760
a few conners Is, and now you're right now we're

585
00:35:58.760 --> 00:36:02.239
getting the Skylars that you know with two rs and

586
00:36:02.400 --> 00:36:03.880
g h s and things like that.

587
00:36:04.960 --> 00:36:09.239
Braden Braxton.

588
00:36:12.360 --> 00:36:14.119
And you have to be careful when you name your

589
00:36:14.159 --> 00:36:16.679
your child these things, because you really set them up

590
00:36:16.719 --> 00:36:20.519
either for you know, playing quarterback at Michigan or being

591
00:36:20.559 --> 00:36:23.360
found dead at the Grand National Grand Canyon National Park.

592
00:36:28.039 --> 00:36:31.920
Please tell the rest of the story. What happened. So

593
00:36:31.960 --> 00:36:33.480
he was he was backpacking.

594
00:36:33.800 --> 00:36:40.000
Yes, this is actually a sixty year old solo hiking. Yes,

595
00:36:40.559 --> 00:36:42.880
he was found he was found dead near the Thunder

596
00:36:42.960 --> 00:36:46.039
River Trail in the Grand Canyon National Park. The hiker,

597
00:36:46.079 --> 00:36:49.199
who had been traveling solo, was reported missing last Tuesday

598
00:36:49.760 --> 00:36:51.880
after he failed to check in with a family member

599
00:36:53.440 --> 00:36:56.719
while attempting the Thunder River Trail Deer Creek Loop. His

600
00:36:56.800 --> 00:36:59.159
body was found Wednesday just before ten am, along with

601
00:36:59.199 --> 00:37:04.840
the route connecting the Lower Tapittz Camp and Deer Creek Camp.

602
00:37:05.440 --> 00:37:09.440
He's from North Carolina on a multi day solo backpacking trip.

603
00:37:11.599 --> 00:37:13.800
Look there, there are certain things that you need to

604
00:37:13.840 --> 00:37:19.679
do in pairs hiking and backpacking. Are up there.

605
00:37:21.360 --> 00:37:24.400
Faces is making the whole time.

606
00:37:26.239 --> 00:37:28.000
Years old. His name was Herbert.

607
00:37:33.159 --> 00:37:35.039
They're gonna make a movie called The Last Walter.

608
00:37:39.079 --> 00:37:42.880
It'll make for a hell of a marker there on

609
00:37:42.920 --> 00:37:45.880
the trail as well. Here died the Last Walter.

610
00:37:47.519 --> 00:37:50.760
They just didn't follow the trail mix that's all. That's

611
00:37:50.800 --> 00:37:54.480
all they had to do. This Turkey Turkey. They couldn't

612
00:37:54.519 --> 00:37:56.280
find Walter. Oh, poor guy.

613
00:37:57.280 --> 00:38:01.199
Maybe that's actually how they did find him. But again

614
00:38:01.239 --> 00:38:03.880
I go back to there are certain things you need

615
00:38:03.920 --> 00:38:07.559
to do in a group setting, and and and this

616
00:38:07.719 --> 00:38:09.800
is one of them. Don't don't do anything at any

617
00:38:09.840 --> 00:38:12.119
of the national parks by yourself.

618
00:38:12.159 --> 00:38:15.000
Right, I just love like you'll never hear that story

619
00:38:15.000 --> 00:38:18.440
and be like, sixty year old Siddan Patail was found

620
00:38:18.599 --> 00:38:19.800
like that doesn't.

621
00:38:22.280 --> 00:38:25.880
Yeah, whatever I think whenever I see these news stories,

622
00:38:26.440 --> 00:38:30.039
there's no question that I'll have no problem being able

623
00:38:30.079 --> 00:38:31.039
to pronounce their name.

624
00:38:39.239 --> 00:38:40.800
In lieu of Flowers and quin Law.

625
00:38:54.719 --> 00:38:58.119
Oh Man, I think we may end up being the

626
00:38:58.159 --> 00:38:59.920
first show that gets canceled by white people.

627
00:39:02.800 --> 00:39:04.119
It's a time.

628
00:39:05.880 --> 00:39:08.840
Groundbreaking. All right, We'll see you tomorrow in the treehouse.

629
00:39:13.719 --> 00:39:18.480
Mm hmmmmm