Oct. 10, 2024

Do You Eat Ash? | Thursday October 10, 2024

Do You Eat Ash? | Thursday October 10, 2024

We tell the rest of the story of the widow who ate her husband's ashes, hurricane Milton needs a new name, and do you know what a 'Pumpkin Pounder' is?

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We tell the rest of the story of the widow who ate her husband's ashes, hurricane Milton needs a new name, and do you know what a 'Pumpkin Pounder' is?

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It is time to believe your worries outside and laugh with

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us inside the treehouse. I'm Daniel Malley, along with Trey

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Trenholm and Raj Sharma. The good news for us is

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that outside of our tree house is not a hurricane.

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Because our tree house is not based in Florida. We're

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based in Texas. There's plenty of bad stuff outside on

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any given day of anyone's house, but outside our treehouse

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right now not so bad, especially compared to the entire

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Western ghost to Florida also known as the Underside, you know,

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because Florida is a you know what I mean at

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the time of this recording, because in case you didn't know,

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this show is not exactly live, but we're you know,

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we're close ish Uncle Milty, as I've started to call him,

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That's what I was calling him.

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This morn is.

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A category four. It was supposed to be. It was

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a five, then a dropped to a four, and then

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it as it hit Land, supposed to be a three.

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And while that sounds better, it's still really really bad.

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Allow me to expand on that. Millions flee ahead of

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Hurricane Milton, expected to be the strongest storm in the

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Gulf of Mexico since two thousand five. It was initially

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supposed to hit the Tampa Bay area directly, but then

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it sort of turned to the south a little bit,

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aiming more towards Sarasota. Experts were warning the storm surge

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could reach fifteen feet. Nearly six million Floridians across eleven

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counties and coastal and low lying areas were under mandatory

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or voluntary evacuation orders. Thousands of flights have been canceled

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as of Tuesday, probably more than that now. Milton was

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likely to weaken into a Category three before it hit land,

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but experts worn, but experts worn, it will still have

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devastating effects. Tampa Mayor Jane Caster said that debris left

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over from Hurricane Helene two weeks ago could be picked

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up by Milton and used as a weapony.

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So as if it's the old ron joke, it's not

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that the winds are blowing, it's what the winds are blowing.

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It's true.

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It's very true. Like it's really funny to see Jim Cantour,

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you know, kind of pushed by the wind across a

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sea wall or something. But you know, if a cement

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truck comes flying down that that sea walling and smashes

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into him. Then that's not gonna be as funny.

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And I don't understand the the people that are like, no,

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we're staying. I'm like, leave, I don't know what else

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to tell you. And then and then bad stuff happens

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to them, and I'm like, we can't believe this happened

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to us.

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I was like, they've been warning you for days.

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They don't get out. Yeah, yeah, I saw. I saw

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a great meme the other day, because you know, we're

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at the we're getting towards the tail end of hurricane season,

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but this is around the time when the storms have

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a tendency to be the worst. It's later in the season.

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I know this now because not about an island. But

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one of the memes I saw was with Johnny as

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Jack Sparrow in Pirates of the Caribbean, and it showed basically,

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you know, coastal residents, island residents, whatever it is. If

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you live in places where hurricanes are of somewhat regular occurrence,

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it's a category one. You're just kind of standing out

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in the sun like Jack Sparrow's happy. Category two, he's

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got the bottle of rum turned vertical and he's just

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kind of partying. Or maybe that was for category three,

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but once it shut up, like category four or five,

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it's just Jack Sparrow running down the beach in the

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opposite direction, going hell no. There is a certain ego

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that goes along with living in paths of hurricanes and

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being able to kind of flux your muscles in with

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stand them. But my God, at a certain point, get

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the hell out.

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Well it's and you understand that they get a little

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bit of fatigue because they get a lot of warnings

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and sometimes they you know, like this one's done, they

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wobble and they'll miss them and don't take a direct hit.

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Yeah, but I'm why risk it?

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I mean, because the downside isn't worth whatever, you know, Yeah,

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the downside is you're dead.

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Yeah, yeah, that's what I'm That's my point, like the

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upside downside like pro conic, what's the pro uh it

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misses us, what's the you know, what's the we all die?

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Well, let's just go you're not Lieutenant Dan, you know

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who's climbed up to the crow's nest on your on

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your shrimp boat and screaming at God type of thing.

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And then you survive and you go outside and you

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flex gor especially if you do that in the middle

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of the storm, you might get hit by that cement truck.

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At the end of the day, it's dangerous. And when

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you have any storm that reaches a certain level of severity,

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I think you need to revisit what you've named it,

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because people are not going to be afraid of something

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called Milton. For me, it reminds me of my great

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uncle Milford, and the only thing he ever flooded was

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his pants. So if you really want to strike fear

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into people and get them to actually evacuate ahead of

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these storms, you need to rename them to match their severity.

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Don't get me wrong. Referring to a category five or

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four whatever hurricane is, Uncle Milty is kind of is

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kind of funny, but it's going to destroy a lot

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of stuff and it's gonna kill people. So let's name

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it something you know, scary to get people to leave,

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like Methuselah.

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Yeah, Marcellus Wallace, Yes.

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Yes, Hurricane Schwarzenator, Like that's right.

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This this has to be an m storm. So if

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you once you find out like okay, you like when

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it becomes tropical storm. Okay, it's Milton, right, because it

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goes to the m because it starts out as something

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and then it becomes an invest and then it becomes

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a depression, and then you name it and it's a

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tropical storm and it's Milton, and then it keeps that

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as it becomes a hurricane. But once it becomes I

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think a severe hurricane, change that name, like Trey, you said,

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you changed this from Milton to Marcellus Wallace. People will

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absolutely get out of Florida.

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Yeah, you got Sam Jackson to your p sas.

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Say what again, You'll think Marcellus Wallace is a bitch.

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And then he just starts reading, you know, from the Bible,

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and people are just going out of town.

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Man, They're not They're.

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Not taking any chances because you don't want to get

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taken out by Marcellus Wallace.

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And Florida is like it's filled with very old people.

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And so when you have when you name a hurricane

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Milton and you tell them like, hey, guys, you need

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to leave, Milton's coming, they just think a guest from

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where they have wherever they used to live. Yeah, Milton's

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coming sounds great.

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Yeah, from from four doors down and it'll take him

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a couple of days to get there, but you'll be

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excited to see him. But not if it's Marcellus Wallace.

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No.

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I saw it was a post Facebook someone Evidently there's

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someone people stuck on a cruise ship that's anchored outside

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of Tampa, Okay. And they were showing the deck of

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the ship because evidently, and I have never heard of

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this before, but the hurricane, the airplanes you know that

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go in there, the hurricane tracker planes, so that there

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were flocks of birds stuck in the eyewall.

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Oh boy, but this cruise ship, she's just showing it.

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Dead birds just dropping from the sky all over the deck,

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so much so they had to close the deck. That's

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what I'm like, get the lifeboat out, get me to shore.

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No.

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Yeah, once the birds start falling from the sky, I'm out.

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Uh huh.

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I am not going to ride out any storm with

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dead birds falling on the deck of the ship. I

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don't care how big that boat is. I am out.

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I will I will do my best Jesus impersonation.

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I don't know.

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It's a cruise ship. So I'm like, is the buffet

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and the casino is still open? Because then I can

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do that. I just don't have to stay. I don't

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have to stare at the deck. I don't have to

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go out for any reason. But if the bar is

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right there and the casino's open, you got a button maker.

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Real hard to figure out which what number the ball

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fell on for roulette, especially if you're upside down.

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You're in the tree house.

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Visit us online at freehouseonair dot com.

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Let's get Daniel Cook into the tree house. Eight three

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three cook DFW is the phone number to get your

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free roof inspection and you get yourself on the cooklist

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the website cookdfw dot com. You can go there and

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take a look at some of the projects that they've done.

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And yes, you are a roofing company, Daniel, but you

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also have a lot of remodeling restoration projects. Do you

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guys do she sheds and man caves? Because I imagine

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at your house, your lovely wife Carrie, who hates to

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be hot, she probably has her own separate chees shed

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that's nothing but just air conditioners blowing on her twenty

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four seven.

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That is so funny, Dan. Last week I told Carrie

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I was gonna build her a walk in cooler, so

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I could go put her in because it's like, no

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matter how cool, Like I get frostbite by sleeping in

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her bed. I mean, we go to sleep at night

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and I look over and she's like still, I look

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like she's hot. I'm buried under covers. I got a

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shirt on, I got my shorts on, I got socks on.

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I gotta get a toboggan and put it on. And

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she's still sitting there like, oh my god, it's so hot,

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and I'm like I don't.

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Know what else to do.

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So it brings back it's like trauma almost now it's

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like wow. But yes, so we can build anything. We

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actually had a client that waned a she said, in

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the backyard with a nice polycarbonate roof. She kind of

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made it like a little greenhouse and she had little

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chairs out there and she would go out there and relax. Well,

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we do a several patio covers, uh, several home extensions

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off the backyards.

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So yeah, we're able to do all those things. Very

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very cool. So if you have a dream, uh, Daniel

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Cook at COOKDFW Roofing and Restoration can help make it possible.

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Or if you're just trying to get you know, the

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frost shingles off the tip of your nose and make

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your wife a walk in cooler. You can do that.

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He'll be happy to do it because he already has

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the plans ready. Eight three three Cook DFW eight three

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eats ash and it was shocking and it was surprising,

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and turns out it was pretty pretty popular on our

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Instagram when I posted on it. But we told you

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about it yesterday Inside the Treehouse on the show, the

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woman who said, I thought my marriage was perfect, but

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after my husband died, I discovered his depraved secret life

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and felt so mad with rage that I ate his

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ashes in revenge. Her name is Jessica Wade and she

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is the author of The Widow's Guide to Dead Bastards.

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I did more research on this topic and it does,

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in fact ring true, not only the book real. She's

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not self published. This is from Simon and Schuster. Oh wow, yeah,

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and it's it actually came out in July. The book did,

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and we didn't cover all the details yesterday when we

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first discussed it. Okay, what I mean by that is

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we talked about how after her husband died, this woman

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goes through all his stuff, starts with the iPad and

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discovers all these terrible things, starting with his extremely organized

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porn collection, tabulated organized into specific folders based on location

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and type, and all these different ways in which you

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can organize anything. I guess she can also do it

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with porn. So she went through all that. Then she

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found that on his business trips he was inviting ladies

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of the night into his hotel room and ordering room

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service for two and mimosas porn and hookers. And that

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actually sounds like a new brunch spot in Dallas, now

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that I'm saying it out loud, probably see that on

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the love list or something, But there was a little

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bit more to the story. She Initially, after he was cremated,

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she was so mad at him. She mixed his ashes

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with dog feces and spread it around in the garden

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or something. And then that wasn't good enough because she

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was so mad because she felt that porn had cannibalized

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their relationship, she decided to also eat some of his ashes.

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And that's disgusting, Yeah, and it's also attension getting. But

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there is a little bit more that we didn't get.

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She admits to have been detached from reality in the

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wake of her husband's death. There was more humiliation in

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store for her. When she traveled to Denver to clear

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out his bachelor apartment, she found a hard plugged into

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the computer, discovered he had created countless electronic folders filled

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with hundreds of hours worth of porn. Told you about that.

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She also spent hours going through this archive trying to

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understand what on earth had been in her husband's head.

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She stopped only when she began to worry that Sean's

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pornography pornography was rewiring her own brain. Yeah, she watched

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so much of her Jesus Christ, I cannot talk today.

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Jessica watched so much of her husband's porn collection, her

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dead husband's porn collection, she was worried it was rewiring

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her own brain. She wrote in the book how she

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had been in the audience at a play when, disturbingly,

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she found herself imagining one of the actresses naked because

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the actress was dressed as a schoolgirl. She says that

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was a turning point, realizing she had to concentrate on

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protecting her son, whose name is Dash. Yeah, just let

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that kind of sink in there a little bit.

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This is this story just gets some better.

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This is why I had to bring it back up.

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I'm like, oh my god, this really is something to

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behold here. Husband cremated. Son's name is Dash. Okay, now

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we're up.

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Ah.

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She had to concentrate on protecting her son Dash. Jessica

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began to seek psychological help, including advice from a spiritual medium.

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Oh good, let's talk to someone who speaks to ghosts.

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Nine years after, countless questions about her husband's actions and

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motives remain unanswered, but Jessica says she's finally reached peace

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with his betrayals and his death. He wasn't only a

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liar and a cheater and a betrayer. He was a

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good son who loved and honored his parents. He was

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a loving father to Dash. He was inspected by his colleagues.

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Some shadows remained. A few years ago, Dash that's the

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Sun found a specially built secret compartment in Shawn's workbench,

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built to conceal the weed that sewn swore he didn't smoke,

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As if all this stuff is somehow not as bad

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as the weed. I don't understand that, uh, but she says,

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but Dash still has good memories of his father and

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context for the tough stuff, and the best of Shawn's

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example to draw from. Which isn't most of that example

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going to be dashed by the book You've now written

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telling the world about Dash's dad and how horrible he was.

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And now that I'm reading about it in the Daily Mail.

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I'm confused about one thing, please, Because I think they

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were married for like thirteen years or something.

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I believe that's believe, that's right.

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Why did he have a bachelor's apartment in Denver?

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Like the views really good?

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Yeah, wouldn't that be a bred flag right there?

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I'm sure she didn't. I mean she didn't know about it.

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Yeah, I don't think she knew about it.

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I'm just like, I'm like, you know, she went to

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have to clear out his bachelor pad, and like then

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she finds his second family. I'm like this, I'm waiting

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for this part of the story.

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Yeah, apparently his second family was just the hookers, the porn,

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and the weed. Jessica has now met someone else and

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is trying to help others address their grief and learn

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to accept it. She said, over the long term, grief

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has helped me find purchase, not just inside the people

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I love, but within this whole, vast and mysterious world.

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Some scars have never gone away, however, and by the

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sound of it, never will, she says. I feel better

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and stronger than before, but I still cry almost every day,

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and I still feel like a part of me has died,

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because the part of me that exists within Sean died.

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So once again, if you would like to purchase The

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Widow's Guide to Dead Bastards, you can do that at

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Jessica Waight dot work, or you might be able to

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find it at Barnes and Noble. Just right there. One

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of those the center Kiosks.

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But didn't she say like the part of her that

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died lived inside Sean? But then she ate Sean, So

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I think she's Isn't she whole again.

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Works?

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I'm not sure how that healing journey works.

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There's gonna be another book about the guy she's now with,

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Why I Ate My My Wife.

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And his follow up book Living Alone. Pretty good idea.

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Le's get Jacqueline from Brooks Plumbing into the Treehouse now

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Texas dot com. Now, this is an audio forward show,

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but when we do our spots, Jacqueline, we can actually

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see each other. And you seem to have a twin

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behind you back there who you got with you.

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We do actually look like we could be related. I

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think I think we do you understand the reference death by.

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Snooth snoop.

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By snoop snoop Snooznow I feel like I should, but

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it's not coming to mind.

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You absolutely should I think it's something from Futurama. Death Bye.

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There was like a yeah, it was Futurama.

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There's like a.

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Sentient beings that are all Amazonian women, and death by

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Snooz new would be death by fun Times.

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Bedroom Times got it.

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And so in both.

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I'm tall for a role.

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I'm five seven Ambers five to nine, and we look

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like we could be related. So this this fall season,

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we're gonna run around the boots and just yell death

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by Stucie.

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Anyways, Amber, I love the new plumbing strategy.

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Yeah.

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No, Amber and I went to college together. Neither one

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of us got our degree from that university.

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A party school.

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It was a party school.

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We like to call it thirteenth grade.

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Thirteenth grade is where we met.

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I went to thirteenth grade. It was called Richland College.

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I went there too. I had I have, I had

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a punch card. I was trying to get, you know,

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nine schools, tenth one free.

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Hi, Tara.

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She just walked by in the background.

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But yet no.

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Amber onboarded with me about three weeks ago, and so

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now you have just a slightly lesser chance of catching

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me on the phone if you call in. But I'm

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very happy because I've been wearing one too many hats,

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and so Amber's gonna take one of my hats and

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pretend to be me.

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I think that's a great thing, not only for you personally,

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but from a business standpoint. That means you guys can

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actually field some extra calls, which means if someone's having

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a problem, not only they might get your cheery self,

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but now they might also get their cheerful Uh. The

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other half of this new snoop.

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The differentiation between the two of us is the she sounds.

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I say this with love full redneck and I have

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no accents.

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Well, you know what, it's good to have options. When

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you call Brooks Plumbing, you're gonna have a couple of options.

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And there's two of them right there in Jacqueline and

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Amber for any and all of those plumbing once and

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is cook dfw dot com. Raj, I'm happy to notice

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that you seem to be very peppy today. You seem

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to be more like yourself, feeling much better, I hope

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from your illness.

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I think we're I think we're ninety nine percent. I

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think that's where we are.

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We're good.

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Nice. I went and did the I did a little

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research before I was going to go to like an

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urgent care or the er. Like that's how bad it

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was getting with just a no sleep and the projectile

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vomiting of anything that I tried to put down and

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just started doing like, hey, what let me I remember

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doing when I dated this role Meghan, when we would

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go out and drink, she would do ivs when we

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were hung over the next morning, I'm like, let me

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see if there's an IV place nearby, and yeah, and

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it's Mesquites, so I'm like, there's probably not. So I

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was like and I found one that's walking distance from

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the house and went in and it was super cheap

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and they had an immune boost IV with you know

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your B complex, your saline of like just a leader

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of saline and you can add on stuff. And I

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was nauseous, so I put in some zofran for that

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because I remember getting at that at the hospital years ago,

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and what is that. It's just it stops you from

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like vomiting. It's like it's you can only get it

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through prescription, but it's years and years and years ago.

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Had a really bad flu and they gave me zofran

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and it like instantly knocks out, not like twenty minutes

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into the ivy like my stomach started rolling and I

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hadn't been hungry in days. And then I also have psoriasis,

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and so they gave me. He's like, we can do

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a steroid shot for you, and I was like, yeah,

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let's let's do a steroid shot. And so we finished

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the IV That was really really nice. It's about forty

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five minutes. There's a TV in front of you that

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had Netflix, so I just watching some.

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I remember we had that. We had some mobile IV

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people come to the radio station years ago, and in

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whatever cocktail that they gave us, like, there was vitamin

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B twelve in it, and so even though it's intravenous, right,

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you could taste it in the back of your throat,

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which is very, very odd.

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I remember, I think we talked about that a long

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time ago. And I remember when I got this, just

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watching the Netflix, and I was like, oh.

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Yep, there it is. It's kicking in.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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And then and it's super cheap as opposed to going

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to the hospital and paying thousands of bot Yeah. I

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paid like two hundred and seventy five dollars for everything,

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including the steroid shot and then yeah. And she's like,

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are you ready for your shot? I said, yes, I am,

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And I go which arm D needs. She goes, nope,

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need your butt. And I was like, whoa, this is weird.

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I haven't had a shot in my since I.

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Was a kid.

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I think at the doctor. I think that's back in

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the day, that's what they would do.

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Okay, Yeah, I got you. Uh, And I thought you

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were thinking that it's usually you requesting the butt, so

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you weren't comfortable with the role reversal.

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Yeah, that's uh, yeah, I understand, Like I for a moment.

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I was like, oh that's that's how did he must talk? Uh,

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I want your butt. I was like, oh, there we

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go and I and I gave it to.

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Her and I was like, it's the power.

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Uh. It actually was one of his songs. It was

472
00:26:35.160 --> 00:26:36.279
just one of his b sides.

473
00:26:39.599 --> 00:26:40.079
Uh.

474
00:26:40.200 --> 00:26:42.119
And I was like, are you sure. She's like, yeah,

475
00:26:42.160 --> 00:26:44.480
it's got to be somewhere really fleshy. And I was like,

476
00:26:44.519 --> 00:26:46.880
you don't know me. I don't have a butt, but okay,

477
00:26:46.960 --> 00:26:49.200
you can try to find it if you like. She's like,

478
00:26:49.240 --> 00:26:52.079
it's really powerful, just to let you know. And she'm

479
00:26:52.119 --> 00:26:55.160
she did the shot and it's.

480
00:26:54.480 --> 00:26:56.880
All of the disclaimer as you're bent over in front

481
00:26:56.880 --> 00:26:57.359
of someone.

482
00:26:57.759 --> 00:26:57.960
Yeah.

483
00:26:58.000 --> 00:27:00.599
And I was hanging on it's going to be really bad.

484
00:27:00.759 --> 00:27:02.640
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Like She's like, I need

485
00:27:02.680 --> 00:27:04.880
your button. It's gonna be powerful. I'm like, this are

486
00:27:04.880 --> 00:27:08.359
we in prison? What's happening? And she gave me the

487
00:27:08.400 --> 00:27:11.759
shot and I have fallen asleep like getting tattoos, and

488
00:27:11.839 --> 00:27:14.240
this woke me up. I was like, oh, this is yeah,

489
00:27:14.319 --> 00:27:17.799
that does hurt. And she goes, it's going to give

490
00:27:17.799 --> 00:27:20.400
you a lot of energy. I was like, sure, sounds

491
00:27:20.440 --> 00:27:22.880
good and I cause I can walk to it. I

492
00:27:22.920 --> 00:27:25.519
got home and I was like kind of sitting on

493
00:27:25.559 --> 00:27:28.440
the couch watching some TV. And I was like, and

494
00:27:28.480 --> 00:27:29.960
I don't know where it came from, Like all of

495
00:27:30.000 --> 00:27:33.160
a sudden, I was like, I have to clean. Uh well,

496
00:27:33.559 --> 00:27:37.319
I have to clean everything. And then Nicky comes home

497
00:27:37.440 --> 00:27:38.559
and she's like, what are you doing? I was like,

498
00:27:38.759 --> 00:27:42.039
I am cleaning. She's like, what is wrong with you?

499
00:27:42.119 --> 00:27:42.240
This?

500
00:27:42.279 --> 00:27:45.039
He gave me the cocaine bag at the IVY place.

501
00:27:46.440 --> 00:27:50.000
I got the meth. H yeah. I was like, uh,

502
00:27:50.079 --> 00:27:50.319
I go.

503
00:27:50.480 --> 00:27:53.279
They gave me this steroid thing and it and they

504
00:27:53.319 --> 00:27:55.160
said it's gonna give me energy. And now I want

505
00:27:55.160 --> 00:27:56.839
to clean everything. She's like, can we get you that

506
00:27:57.160 --> 00:27:57.680
every week?

507
00:27:58.279 --> 00:27:58.400
Uh?

508
00:27:58.880 --> 00:28:01.160
You just you can just clean? And I mean I

509
00:28:01.240 --> 00:28:04.039
just did. I couldn't stop doing stuff. And I would

510
00:28:04.079 --> 00:28:06.440
like start cleaning over here and then go over here

511
00:28:06.480 --> 00:28:07.920
and do the dishes, and I'd go back over there

512
00:28:07.920 --> 00:28:10.200
to clean, and so I just kept going back and forth.

513
00:28:10.240 --> 00:28:12.440
But it was it was amazing. Uh.

514
00:28:12.599 --> 00:28:15.640
There was I remember there was an episode of mad Men.

515
00:28:15.680 --> 00:28:17.279
Have you have you ever seen mad Men? Rush?

516
00:28:17.359 --> 00:28:17.759
I have not.

517
00:28:18.039 --> 00:28:19.559
There was a there was an episode of mad men

518
00:28:19.599 --> 00:28:22.119
where they're you know, it's about an advertising agency and

519
00:28:22.480 --> 00:28:25.279
like the late sixties, early seventies when this episode John Ham, right,

520
00:28:25.599 --> 00:28:28.119
John Ham, Yeah, and they're on this deadline. They've got

521
00:28:28.160 --> 00:28:30.480
to get stuff in over the weekend, so they bring

522
00:28:30.480 --> 00:28:33.640
in the doctor who gives them all basically medical grade

523
00:28:33.759 --> 00:28:36.599
speed and god knows what else, and all these ad

524
00:28:36.599 --> 00:28:39.799
people are bouncing around the office doing sprints and somersaults

525
00:28:39.799 --> 00:28:42.839
and doing creative work. So it sounds like exactly what

526
00:28:42.920 --> 00:28:43.319
you got.

527
00:28:43.839 --> 00:28:44.359
Yeah, it was.

528
00:28:44.839 --> 00:28:47.480
It was incredible, Like I haven't had that much. But

529
00:28:47.640 --> 00:28:50.799
here's the thing with the I've never done any speed

530
00:28:50.920 --> 00:28:54.680
in my life, so I've always yeah, well, I mean.

531
00:28:54.640 --> 00:28:57.960
Until the other day. I've always heard about.

532
00:28:57.720 --> 00:29:02.240
The come down, and then that's real, really yeah, because

533
00:29:02.240 --> 00:29:06.599
when it, when it wears off, you're sleepy.

534
00:29:07.359 --> 00:29:09.200
All of a sudden, that urged to clean just kind

535
00:29:09.200 --> 00:29:09.960
of melted away.

536
00:29:10.319 --> 00:29:13.119
I started watching the game. I was like, I'm done cleaning.

537
00:29:14.960 --> 00:29:16.240
He's like, what happened. I was like, I think it

538
00:29:16.319 --> 00:29:19.759
wore off. I'm watching the game and I'm back to me.

539
00:29:19.880 --> 00:29:23.079
Now Steroid Roger's gone.

540
00:29:24.559 --> 00:29:29.519
I can understand her running him back. Though. Yeah, I

541
00:29:29.559 --> 00:29:32.119
never I never got that much of reaction out of

542
00:29:32.160 --> 00:29:35.359
any IV bag thing that I've had voluntarily, you know

543
00:29:35.400 --> 00:29:39.000
what I mean, Like a voluntary IV bag maybe a

544
00:29:39.000 --> 00:29:42.119
little energy, but clearly when I got the ones that

545
00:29:42.160 --> 00:29:44.480
I got, they were not to the level that you received.

546
00:29:44.599 --> 00:29:46.960
And I wasn't sick at the time, so they were

547
00:29:46.960 --> 00:29:50.200
just kind of giving me just general good stuff like Okay,

548
00:29:50.240 --> 00:29:54.680
here's a it's basically an iv B vitamin thing that

549
00:29:54.759 --> 00:29:55.240
I got.

550
00:29:55.680 --> 00:29:58.359
Yeah, mine was a mix of like all the minerals

551
00:29:58.359 --> 00:30:02.000
that you don't normally get. Your body's like this is great,

552
00:30:02.440 --> 00:30:04.640
We've been missing this, and then the steroid shot on

553
00:30:04.680 --> 00:30:05.880
top of it.

554
00:30:06.000 --> 00:30:09.319
Just I was super raj. I was like, red, let's

555
00:30:09.400 --> 00:30:09.920
keep going.

556
00:30:09.960 --> 00:30:12.400
And then you got Yeah, you got the breaking bad bag.

557
00:30:13.440 --> 00:30:16.960
I got the blue bag. I'm like, let's go.

558
00:30:18.160 --> 00:30:20.119
Not only can you taste the BEE twelve in the

559
00:30:20.160 --> 00:30:21.920
back of your throat, but you could taste something kind

560
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of crunchy in the back of your teeth as well,

561
00:30:27.640 --> 00:30:32.720
um numb numb numbers.

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is Hangman's dot com. Speaking of Halloween things, Trey Raj,

588
00:32:33.240 --> 00:32:35.640
do you know what a pumpkin pounder is?

589
00:32:40.000 --> 00:32:41.119
Category on Pornhub?

590
00:32:42.279 --> 00:32:44.240
Okay, that's a good guess, Trey.

591
00:32:44.240 --> 00:32:44.599
Do you know?

592
00:32:44.720 --> 00:32:46.200
Just yes or no? Trey? Do you know what a

593
00:32:46.200 --> 00:32:47.079
pumpkin pounder is?

594
00:32:47.359 --> 00:32:47.519
No?

595
00:32:48.680 --> 00:32:50.519
Good, cause you're about to learn.

596
00:32:50.640 --> 00:32:50.920
Son.

597
00:32:52.839 --> 00:32:57.000
I'm going to let this lovely young lady share with

598
00:32:57.079 --> 00:33:00.720
you not only what a pumpkin pounder is is, but

599
00:33:02.160 --> 00:33:06.640
it turns out Halloween has been rebranded. Are you ready?

600
00:33:06.759 --> 00:33:07.160
Here we go.

601
00:33:07.960 --> 00:33:10.680
If you're a pumpkin pounder, please listen up. The thirty

602
00:33:10.720 --> 00:33:14.319
first of October, we are celebrating Pumpkin pound a Day. Yes,

603
00:33:14.559 --> 00:33:17.640
formerly known as Halloween, but now we're rebranding it because

604
00:33:17.720 --> 00:33:20.400
redheads are going extinct and we do need to save them,

605
00:33:20.400 --> 00:33:22.640
and the only day that can do this is Pumpkin

606
00:33:22.720 --> 00:33:24.599
pound a Day. If you don't know what a pumpkin

607
00:33:24.640 --> 00:33:27.160
pounder is and you think you potentially could be one,

608
00:33:27.640 --> 00:33:32.039
it is someone who pounds pumpkins aka gingersity. First of October,

609
00:33:32.240 --> 00:33:32.759
get it in.

610
00:33:32.640 --> 00:33:36.440
Your diary, all right? So there's a lot to unpacked there,

611
00:33:36.480 --> 00:33:37.960
the first thing of which is, now you know what

612
00:33:38.000 --> 00:33:40.720
a pumpkin pounder is. That's someone that likes having sex

613
00:33:40.759 --> 00:33:44.200
with redheads. What's that? Tray?

614
00:33:44.359 --> 00:33:44.960
I love her?

615
00:33:47.359 --> 00:33:48.640
What do you love about her? Trey?

616
00:33:49.440 --> 00:33:52.720
She's a ginger and has the British accident.

617
00:33:53.640 --> 00:33:55.839
You know, I've got to say, Tray, I've known you

618
00:33:55.880 --> 00:33:58.599
for over twenty years now, and I don't think I

619
00:33:58.680 --> 00:34:01.480
knew that you were this tracted to redheads. The accent.

620
00:34:01.599 --> 00:34:03.920
I knew that, but I didn't know this about you

621
00:34:03.960 --> 00:34:04.839
with the redheads.

622
00:34:05.240 --> 00:34:07.200
Yeah, I mean it's true. They tend to be a

623
00:34:07.200 --> 00:34:08.320
little crazier.

624
00:34:07.920 --> 00:34:14.960
And that makes sense. Now, So you, Trey, are a

625
00:34:15.000 --> 00:34:15.880
pumpkin pounder.

626
00:34:16.559 --> 00:34:19.599
I'd like to be. It's my goal in life.

627
00:34:21.599 --> 00:34:23.400
Oh, you've never pounded a pumpkin before?

628
00:34:23.559 --> 00:34:25.400
I have, but I'd like to do it again.

629
00:34:27.239 --> 00:34:30.239
What if it's fake red hairs? Are you a quarter pounder?

630
00:34:30.360 --> 00:34:31.440
I don't know how that works.

631
00:34:34.639 --> 00:34:35.320
Half pounder?

632
00:34:37.760 --> 00:34:39.639
Like I'll admit when I first saw this, I was like,

633
00:34:39.880 --> 00:34:42.800
pumpkin pounder? What the hell is? The first thing I

634
00:34:42.880 --> 00:34:45.400
thought of was some sort of bastardization of you know,

635
00:34:45.519 --> 00:34:48.840
Jim from American Pie instead of American pie. He's, you know,

636
00:34:49.039 --> 00:34:51.400
getting at a jack a lantern type of thing, which

637
00:34:52.199 --> 00:34:54.719
I guess if you cut the mouth shaped just right

638
00:34:54.760 --> 00:34:56.920
then I guess that would make sense. It's just going

639
00:34:57.000 --> 00:34:59.199
to make it really awkward when someone goes back and

640
00:34:59.280 --> 00:35:05.239
checks their ring doorbell camera. Like you thought you were

641
00:35:05.239 --> 00:35:07.360
worried about porch pirates this time of year, but you

642
00:35:07.400 --> 00:35:11.360
also gotta worry about the pumpkin pounders running around the

643
00:35:11.440 --> 00:35:18.199
neighbor But this is why education is so important, because

644
00:35:18.239 --> 00:35:20.800
you need to know that it's not some weird TikTok

645
00:35:20.920 --> 00:35:24.920
trend that you're supposed to literally pound a pumpkin or

646
00:35:24.960 --> 00:35:27.519
have sex with a pumpkin. It's just a euphemism for

647
00:35:27.559 --> 00:35:33.920
having sex with redheads. But at least now you know

648
00:35:34.840 --> 00:35:38.639
and Trey and this is the one way in which

649
00:35:38.679 --> 00:35:44.039
I think you would absolutely celebrate Halloween because the rebranding

650
00:35:44.079 --> 00:35:46.840
from Halloween to Pumpkin Pounder Day, I think is right

651
00:35:46.920 --> 00:35:47.440
up your alley.

652
00:35:47.760 --> 00:35:54.800
Absolutely, that's the best day of the yearday.

653
00:35:54.920 --> 00:35:59.760
Yeah, I'd go from my second least favorite to top

654
00:35:59.800 --> 00:36:00.639
of the list.

655
00:36:02.159 --> 00:36:03.239
With a bullet.

656
00:36:05.440 --> 00:36:06.320
Probably to my head.

657
00:36:10.880 --> 00:36:15.079
It is sort of like a not fatal attraction thing.

658
00:36:18.760 --> 00:36:21.840
What's I'm brain farting on the film with Michael Douglas

659
00:36:21.920 --> 00:36:25.400
and Sharon Stone where She's crazy. This is sort of

660
00:36:25.440 --> 00:36:29.159
like a basic instinct thing for you, Trey. You're violently

661
00:36:29.199 --> 00:36:32.920
attracted in a good way to redheads, and you love

662
00:36:33.480 --> 00:36:37.239
an English accent. This young lady has both, and she's

663
00:36:37.280 --> 00:36:42.000
inviting you to be a pumpkin pounder on Halloween. But

664
00:36:42.199 --> 00:36:45.840
because you know, redheads are crazier than your average hair

665
00:36:45.880 --> 00:36:48.840
colored woman, it is possible that she may have an

666
00:36:48.840 --> 00:36:50.039
ice pick underneath the pillar.

667
00:36:50.280 --> 00:36:52.159
And by the way, not just British, you know, I'll

668
00:36:52.159 --> 00:36:57.280
take Scottish, Irish and Australian. There you go, all kinds

669
00:36:57.280 --> 00:37:00.519
of derivatives of the same, you know, basic but yes, yeah,

670
00:37:00.639 --> 00:37:01.960
especially Ausi's.

671
00:37:01.639 --> 00:37:06.400
Dirty, okay, dirt. You love a good dirty Aussie. Oh yeah, Oi.

672
00:37:08.920 --> 00:37:12.920
What are your feelings on the Welsh well being that

673
00:37:13.039 --> 00:37:16.719
I am, I am, My heritage is Welsh.

674
00:37:16.760 --> 00:37:19.400
I'm good, Okay?

675
00:37:20.239 --> 00:37:22.199
You know that that means if I ever met a

676
00:37:22.239 --> 00:37:24.960
Welsh woman it would probably that would be the death

677
00:37:24.960 --> 00:37:28.840
of me, because yeah, she would probably match my crazy.

678
00:37:29.360 --> 00:37:30.320
Oh yeah for sure.

679
00:37:31.480 --> 00:37:33.679
Yeah, then you two can just hold ice picks at

680
00:37:33.679 --> 00:37:34.800
each other's throats all night.

681
00:37:34.840 --> 00:37:35.039
Long.

682
00:37:35.800 --> 00:37:40.280
But so she's saying on the thirty first, is there

683
00:37:40.000 --> 00:37:42.400
is there a meet up place where you can all

684
00:37:42.920 --> 00:37:44.000
pumpkin pound.

685
00:37:44.119 --> 00:37:47.159
Let's uh, let's let's revisit this briefly until we can

686
00:37:47.159 --> 00:37:48.199
finally answer to your question.

687
00:37:48.519 --> 00:37:51.360
You're a pumpkin pounder, please listen up. The thirty first

688
00:37:51.360 --> 00:37:54.719
of October, we are celebrating Pumpkin pound a Day. Yes,

689
00:37:55.000 --> 00:37:58.079
formerly known as Halloween, but now we're rebranding it because

690
00:37:58.119 --> 00:38:00.800
redheads are going extinct and we do need to save them,

691
00:38:00.800 --> 00:38:03.079
and the only day that can do this is Pumpkin

692
00:38:03.119 --> 00:38:05.440
Pounder Day. If you don't know what a pumpkin pounder

693
00:38:05.519 --> 00:38:08.159
is and you think you potentially could be one, it

694
00:38:08.239 --> 00:38:12.480
is someone who pounds pumpkins aka gingersity. First of October,

695
00:38:12.679 --> 00:38:14.519
get it in your diary, all right, So.

696
00:38:14.599 --> 00:38:16.039
Raj, your question is what now?

697
00:38:16.360 --> 00:38:17.119
I thought that would be?

698
00:38:17.159 --> 00:38:20.599
Like I thought he was trying to organize a like

699
00:38:20.639 --> 00:38:25.679
a pumpkin pounder fest, like where you can show up

700
00:38:25.679 --> 00:38:29.719
to a certain place and find a pumpkin a pound.

701
00:38:30.119 --> 00:38:36.320
Oh, you clearly go to the pumpkin pounding patch. I

702
00:38:36.320 --> 00:38:37.360
thought that was obvious.

703
00:38:39.199 --> 00:38:41.519
The trays looking like he's looking it up on his phone,

704
00:38:41.679 --> 00:38:44.000
like a pumpkin pounding patch near.

705
00:38:48.199 --> 00:38:49.920
If you see a ginger that day, just go.

706
00:38:49.920 --> 00:38:52.840
Hey, thirty first of October.

707
00:38:52.840 --> 00:38:53.800
It's for humanity.

708
00:38:54.159 --> 00:38:57.320
That's right, I'm saving you bitches.

709
00:38:57.400 --> 00:39:02.519
Yeah, well, not only Trey. Surprise that there is a

710
00:39:02.719 --> 00:39:06.079
thing called pumpkin pounding day, Raj, you're surprised to know

711
00:39:06.119 --> 00:39:09.480
that there's probably a pumpkin pounding patch. Just wait until

712
00:39:09.480 --> 00:39:11.400
you see Charlie Brown's reaction.

713
00:39:12.360 --> 00:39:17.079
Shot, or just hey, stay away from McDonald's that day.

714
00:39:17.280 --> 00:39:29.960
That's that ginger doesn't count.

715
00:39:30.719 --> 00:39:34.840
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717
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718
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726
00:40:24.679 --> 00:40:26.760
Wouldn't be the only Yeah, McDonald's.

727
00:40:26.960 --> 00:40:30.000
Just hang on hand. For sure, you said Donald's wouldn't

728
00:40:30.000 --> 00:40:32.880
be the only spot to stay away from for pumpkin pounding.

729
00:40:33.480 --> 00:40:35.119
Yeah, I mean it's you want to stay away from

730
00:40:35.119 --> 00:40:38.280
there for sure. Uh but the can the line at

731
00:40:38.280 --> 00:40:45.039
Wendy's is going to be so long. A pumpkin pound

732
00:40:45.039 --> 00:40:46.119
and a frosty come.

733
00:40:45.920 --> 00:40:48.360
On now, Oh my god. Just imagine if those two

734
00:40:48.679 --> 00:40:51.559
fast food places were across the street from one another,

735
00:40:51.719 --> 00:40:54.920
just just eyeing each other all day.

736
00:40:56.800 --> 00:40:57.840
That's a weird threesome.

737
00:41:01.599 --> 00:41:03.840
Those three old ladies show up asking where's the beef?

738
00:41:06.280 --> 00:41:07.519
Damn Bugger is in the corner.

739
00:41:09.760 --> 00:41:11.760
Grimace is just also in the corner.

740
00:41:11.840 --> 00:41:16.239
Yeah.

741
00:41:16.320 --> 00:41:19.320
Man, Halloween's taking a hell of a turn, and I'm

742
00:41:19.480 --> 00:41:22.320
kind of excited for it, mostly for Trey.

743
00:41:22.880 --> 00:41:23.679
Yeah, I'm excited.

744
00:41:23.920 --> 00:41:25.360
I think what I need to do is see if

745
00:41:25.400 --> 00:41:28.679
a shirt exists that says a Happy Pumpkin Pounder Day

746
00:41:29.440 --> 00:41:33.199
and or something along those lines that you that you,

747
00:41:33.320 --> 00:41:34.639
Trey are a pumpkin pounder.

748
00:41:34.880 --> 00:41:37.199
Yeah, just says just a shirt, you know, just a

749
00:41:37.280 --> 00:41:39.079
red shirt and just says.

750
00:41:38.880 --> 00:41:39.920
I'm a pumpkin pounder.

751
00:41:40.159 --> 00:41:42.960
And see if anybody sees that and goes, I know,

752
00:41:43.320 --> 00:41:44.199
I know what that is.

753
00:41:44.280 --> 00:41:46.239
And uh, hello, tray.

754
00:41:46.679 --> 00:41:49.039
Yeah, I think I think we have a crossover possibility

755
00:41:49.039 --> 00:41:51.079
here we go. So you know the So what you're

756
00:41:51.079 --> 00:41:53.199
going to do is you're going to have the shirt

757
00:41:53.800 --> 00:41:57.840
that says I'm your Pumpkin Pounder, and it's going to

758
00:41:57.840 --> 00:42:05.360
be you know, like a talk bubble over doc Holiday

759
00:42:05.440 --> 00:42:14.679
from Tombstone, and then that is your Halloween costume twenty

760
00:42:14.760 --> 00:42:17.360
twenty four, after you do the dogpool thing with Daisy

761
00:42:17.400 --> 00:42:21.119
your chiuoha. So you're going out the shirts.

762
00:42:21.239 --> 00:42:23.480
Yeah, that's a great shirt idea.

763
00:42:23.719 --> 00:42:24.880
I'm your pump compound.

764
00:42:28.360 --> 00:42:31.599
Hey, we gotta start making shirts and make Hollywood sue us.

765
00:42:32.199 --> 00:42:32.559
All right.

766
00:42:32.639 --> 00:42:37.360
Today is Thursday, October tenth, twenty twenty four. In case

767
00:42:37.360 --> 00:42:40.519
you're counting, that means twenty one days until Pumpkin Pounder Day,

768
00:42:40.559 --> 00:42:43.960
as it will now be known inside the Treehouse, Pumpkin

769
00:42:43.960 --> 00:42:48.119
Pounder Day, twenty one days from now. Birthdays Today. It's

770
00:42:48.159 --> 00:42:50.880
exciting day for some of these people. Today's your birthday.

771
00:42:50.920 --> 00:42:54.800
Happy birthday at Garden turns thirty five. She played Julie

772
00:42:54.840 --> 00:42:57.840
on Friday Night Lights. She was also one of the

773
00:42:57.920 --> 00:43:04.239
victims in Scream four. Marina Diamandis turned thirty nine. She's

774
00:43:04.280 --> 00:43:06.400
a British singer who used to go by the name

775
00:43:06.480 --> 00:43:10.159
Marina and the Diamonds. Now she's just Marina. I don't

776
00:43:10.159 --> 00:43:12.239
know if she herself was also the Diamonds or the

777
00:43:12.360 --> 00:43:14.599
Diamonds was the rest of the group that she dropped.

778
00:43:14.599 --> 00:43:17.159
I don't really know, and I'm not really gonna look

779
00:43:17.159 --> 00:43:21.880
it up. Hailstorm singer Lizzie Hale turns forty one, absolute

780
00:43:22.039 --> 00:43:26.199
badass beast of a front woman. And speaking of beasts,

781
00:43:27.159 --> 00:43:30.920
he played beast in Emma Watson's live action Beauty and

782
00:43:31.000 --> 00:43:36.039
the Beast. Dan Stevens is forty two. He's also in

783
00:43:36.119 --> 00:43:39.960
another role that I thought he was absolutely fantastic in.

784
00:43:40.840 --> 00:43:47.519
And have either of you guys seen Will Ferrell and

785
00:43:47.599 --> 00:43:54.559
Dan Stevens in Eurovision Song Contest The Story of Fires Saga, Yes,

786
00:43:56.199 --> 00:43:59.000
also co starring Rachel McAdams. This was on Netflix a

787
00:43:59.039 --> 00:44:01.119
few years ago, and I thought it was like a

788
00:44:01.159 --> 00:44:05.280
weird SNL digital short skit, and I started watching it

789
00:44:05.320 --> 00:44:08.440
and it started out like a weird SNL digital short skit,

790
00:44:08.480 --> 00:44:11.559
and then it turned into a whole damn movie and

791
00:44:11.639 --> 00:44:13.599
I gotta admit, and now, ROJ, you're gonna be flored

792
00:44:13.599 --> 00:44:16.559
by this. I loved it. And Dan Stevens, and Dan

793
00:44:16.639 --> 00:44:25.320
Stevens plays a Russian star who sings his song the

794
00:44:25.440 --> 00:44:32.800
Lion of Love. Raj. I didn't know that Eurovision is real. Yes,

795
00:44:33.159 --> 00:44:36.239
I didn't know Eurovision is an actual song contest held

796
00:44:36.280 --> 00:44:39.559
in Europe. And I had no idea until this movie

797
00:44:39.639 --> 00:44:42.800
came out. I'm floored by so many things that this

798
00:44:42.880 --> 00:44:44.800
movie has taught me, including I'm a huge ban of

799
00:44:44.880 --> 00:44:46.360
Dan Stevens. Happy birthday to him.

800
00:44:46.679 --> 00:44:48.679
And do you know who the biggest winner of Eurovision

801
00:44:49.599 --> 00:44:50.239
has ever been?

802
00:44:50.719 --> 00:44:52.719
The other reason why mature to bring this up?

803
00:44:53.119 --> 00:44:53.400
Who?

804
00:44:53.440 --> 00:44:56.239
Trey? Who is the biggest winner? Who are the biggest

805
00:44:56.239 --> 00:44:57.639
winners in Eurovision history?

806
00:44:57.760 --> 00:44:58.079
Abba?

807
00:44:58.800 --> 00:44:59.199
Of course?

808
00:45:00.840 --> 00:45:07.199
And Will Ferrell and Rachel mcadam's characters in Eurovision are

809
00:45:07.239 --> 00:45:08.119
from what country?

810
00:45:08.119 --> 00:45:10.159
Tray Sweden, I believe?

811
00:45:10.519 --> 00:45:12.320
And who are their idols that they want to be?

812
00:45:12.639 --> 00:45:12.960
Ebba?

813
00:45:14.559 --> 00:45:16.199
That's why Trey loves the movie, right.

814
00:45:16.559 --> 00:45:19.480
It's it's just there's so much about Tray that's so perplexing.

815
00:45:22.039 --> 00:45:22.719
He's an onion.

816
00:45:24.039 --> 00:45:27.519
Yeah, you start peeling layers and it's like here we

817
00:45:27.599 --> 00:45:32.320
go again. Oh they don't.

818
00:45:32.239 --> 00:45:36.320
Yes, look, i I've I've yet to be in any

819
00:45:36.480 --> 00:45:41.239
place where an Abba song comes on and everyone wasn't

820
00:45:41.719 --> 00:45:44.280
at least okay with it, like it usually puts a

821
00:45:44.280 --> 00:45:46.039
smile on people's faces. They sing along.

822
00:45:46.519 --> 00:45:48.239
And by everyone, you mean.

823
00:45:49.440 --> 00:45:51.320
Everyone everyone that's around me.

824
00:45:52.559 --> 00:45:58.159
Are no, uh uh no, sorry, this is when? Did

825
00:45:58.159 --> 00:46:03.400
I see it all the time? No, abbat transverses all colors,

826
00:46:04.320 --> 00:46:07.599
all sexualities, everyone.

827
00:46:08.119 --> 00:46:08.639
I'll give you.

828
00:46:08.960 --> 00:46:12.280
Everyone loves boobs and abba.

829
00:46:13.159 --> 00:46:14.760
There's the other shirt, boobs and a.

830
00:46:15.559 --> 00:46:19.559
No, Trey's right, everybody loves boobs and abba. Okay, that's

831
00:46:19.599 --> 00:46:22.199
the talk bubble outside of just a photo of Trey's head,

832
00:46:22.280 --> 00:46:25.880
because I I don't think you can make that makes

833
00:46:25.920 --> 00:46:30.239
sense with Doc Holiday and Tumbesday, I'm your huckle bear.

834
00:46:30.920 --> 00:46:36.280
Everybody loves Actually that may have worked as well.

835
00:46:37.760 --> 00:46:39.480
I like it as a law firm, the law firm.

836
00:46:39.519 --> 00:46:44.559
But boobs and abba, Oh that is good. That's who

837
00:46:44.599 --> 00:46:49.199
i'd want representing me in my personal injury case. What

838
00:46:49.280 --> 00:46:52.840
Jerry's gonna say no to boobs and abba?

839
00:46:53.920 --> 00:46:56.480
Oh? Like he wears boots.

840
00:46:56.960 --> 00:46:59.920
He went to ut and then there's like big bang

841
00:47:00.119 --> 00:47:02.320
theory and abba and I'm like, I don't understand you.

842
00:47:05.000 --> 00:47:08.400
Like I said, he's an onion, he's a he's a

843
00:47:08.679 --> 00:47:11.639
sparkly seventies dancing Queen of an Onion.

844
00:47:17.280 --> 00:47:21.400
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862
00:48:34.440 --> 00:48:37.440
you're still talking about the Eurovision thing in the break.

863
00:48:38.400 --> 00:48:42.239
It is amazing how I never knew Eurovision Song contest.

864
00:48:42.360 --> 00:48:45.760
The actual song contest existed, not the movie where I

865
00:48:45.840 --> 00:48:48.880
learned about it from Will Ferrell. But the actual contest

866
00:48:49.119 --> 00:48:52.239
is real, and it just sort of reaffirms the fact

867
00:48:52.320 --> 00:48:54.880
that so many of US Americans live in our own

868
00:48:54.920 --> 00:48:57.639
American bubble and don't even know stuff that happens on

869
00:48:57.679 --> 00:49:03.199
the other side of the world. I'm just occasionally surprised

870
00:49:03.199 --> 00:49:04.159
by my own ignorance.

871
00:49:04.559 --> 00:49:04.760
Yeah.

872
00:49:04.840 --> 00:49:09.039
When I was dating Anna, you remember Anna, Yeah, British Hanna, yep.

873
00:49:09.159 --> 00:49:11.960
And she's the one who was like, you was talking

874
00:49:12.000 --> 00:49:14.440
about the Eurovision contest and I was like, I don't

875
00:49:14.480 --> 00:49:15.199
know what you're talking about.

876
00:49:15.199 --> 00:49:16.519
She's like, how do you guys not know about this?

877
00:49:16.599 --> 00:49:19.960
And she found the place online, I think where we

878
00:49:19.960 --> 00:49:22.480
could watch the competition and it was really cool because

879
00:49:22.519 --> 00:49:24.840
the prize is huge for those guys over there get

880
00:49:24.840 --> 00:49:26.559
they get to do all the talk shows and all

881
00:49:26.599 --> 00:49:30.119
the h and it really really turns them into superstars.

882
00:49:30.159 --> 00:49:33.440
So it was kind of American Idol before American Idol,

883
00:49:33.559 --> 00:49:35.119
or The Voice before the Voice kind of thing.

884
00:49:35.960 --> 00:49:40.360
Yeah, the again, having no knowledge of it before the

885
00:49:40.400 --> 00:49:44.639
Eurovision movie and then learning about the actual contest, like

886
00:49:44.800 --> 00:49:49.679
it's The movies are pretty accurate representation of the contest

887
00:49:49.679 --> 00:49:51.840
as a whole about how big of a deal it

888
00:49:51.880 --> 00:49:58.159
is and how countries select, like the Hunger Games, the

889
00:49:58.320 --> 00:50:02.639
artist that's going directri synth them in Eurovision Song Contest.

890
00:50:02.639 --> 00:50:07.719
It's a major national glory type national pride thing, the

891
00:50:07.800 --> 00:50:11.039
Eurovision Contest. And the reason why those of us in

892
00:50:11.079 --> 00:50:13.360
America didn't know about it beforehand is because we don't

893
00:50:13.400 --> 00:50:16.559
know about anything unless America's kicking ass in it.

894
00:50:17.800 --> 00:50:18.199
Correct.

895
00:50:18.719 --> 00:50:21.280
We know soccer exists, but unless an American is kicking

896
00:50:21.280 --> 00:50:23.360
ass in it, we don't care. We don't really do

897
00:50:23.519 --> 00:50:26.400
much about it. That's changing somewhat now with soccer, but

898
00:50:26.440 --> 00:50:29.239
it's a hell of an uphill climb. Cricket is another

899
00:50:29.280 --> 00:50:32.159
good example. There was some huge cricket thing happening in

900
00:50:32.199 --> 00:50:36.360
North Texas. I think it was last weekend, and there

901
00:50:36.440 --> 00:50:39.519
was an alleged major cricket star in town to meet

902
00:50:39.599 --> 00:50:43.400
fans and things. But you know, his name wasn't exactly

903
00:50:43.639 --> 00:50:46.559
American sounding, so I don't know how many people actually

904
00:50:46.599 --> 00:50:49.000
showed up to the thing because there's not an American

905
00:50:49.079 --> 00:50:50.719
kicking ass in cricket that I'm aware of.

906
00:50:51.280 --> 00:50:53.320
I believe he was Indian that showed up.

907
00:50:53.320 --> 00:50:56.880
I think I don't remember his name either, but my

908
00:50:57.800 --> 00:50:59.519
family name sounded Islamic.

909
00:51:00.960 --> 00:51:02.199
Dallas has a cricket team.

910
00:51:02.239 --> 00:51:04.639
Now, oh it's had one for ages.

911
00:51:04.719 --> 00:51:15.159
I mean yeah with Texans that I really should rephrase

912
00:51:15.199 --> 00:51:17.559
that because Raj, you're a Texan, I.

913
00:51:17.480 --> 00:51:20.119
Know, but this is more Indian, less cowboy.

914
00:51:20.880 --> 00:51:26.599
So but yeah, I mean there, if you look it up,

915
00:51:26.760 --> 00:51:28.639
there's I think I brought this up before.

916
00:51:29.079 --> 00:51:32.280
Look up the Compton Cricket Team. That's real.

917
00:51:33.639 --> 00:51:35.840
How is that not a Disney movie already?

918
00:51:36.360 --> 00:51:39.360
Because the outcome wasn't great? Is it?

919
00:51:39.480 --> 00:51:41.639
Well? Okay? Is is it?

920
00:51:43.280 --> 00:51:43.400
So?

921
00:51:43.440 --> 00:51:47.159
They're known as the Compton Cricket Team or is the

922
00:51:47.199 --> 00:51:48.840
mascot actually the crickets?

923
00:51:49.199 --> 00:51:51.159
No, no, no, it's the Compton Cricket Club.

924
00:51:51.679 --> 00:51:54.280
And it was founded by this man who's trying to help,

925
00:51:54.440 --> 00:51:58.760
you know, at risk youth. And they did really, really well,

926
00:51:58.840 --> 00:52:04.000
and they were invited over to a cricket tournament and

927
00:52:04.599 --> 00:52:08.000
like the team couldn't go because they were felons and

928
00:52:08.159 --> 00:52:09.880
had warrants so.

929
00:52:09.960 --> 00:52:13.119
And the felons don't get passports and.

930
00:52:13.280 --> 00:52:14.800
That, but they also had warrants.

931
00:52:14.880 --> 00:52:17.039
So when it was released in the newspaper that these

932
00:52:17.039 --> 00:52:21.639
guys all got invited, ninety of his team that arrested

933
00:52:21.679 --> 00:52:23.000
for the outstanding warrants.

934
00:52:23.159 --> 00:52:27.840
So yeah, you know, I appreciate someone trying to help

935
00:52:28.519 --> 00:52:30.920
people in trouble with the law, those that have had

936
00:52:31.000 --> 00:52:35.679
run ins with the law criminals, But I think you

937
00:52:35.840 --> 00:52:39.559
don't have to choose a sport that arms them with

938
00:52:39.760 --> 00:52:43.480
large wooden paddles. I mean, he gave them the deadly weapons,

939
00:52:44.599 --> 00:52:48.159
you know, to learn and be better. I don't know,

940
00:52:48.800 --> 00:52:51.480
maybe tether ball instead.

941
00:52:52.760 --> 00:52:56.360
I think there is tether ball in prison. No, no, I'm.

942
00:52:56.199 --> 00:52:59.480
Talking about like if if you're trying to save at

943
00:52:59.559 --> 00:53:04.559
risky youth from becoming criminals, maybe don't arm them. Like

944
00:53:04.639 --> 00:53:11.039
I don't think there's a Compton shooting Club team, is there?

945
00:53:11.840 --> 00:53:14.480
I mean, yeah, the bloods and the crips like those guys.

946
00:53:15.880 --> 00:53:17.840
I don't know how, I don't know how the competition works.

947
00:53:18.079 --> 00:53:21.000
But do they yell pull before they hit the cast?

948
00:53:25.599 --> 00:53:25.880
Yeah?

949
00:53:25.880 --> 00:53:27.639
But that's like baseball, Like you don't want to let

950
00:53:27.639 --> 00:53:29.599
them play baseball. You don't want to let them. I

951
00:53:29.599 --> 00:53:31.639
mean there's a lot of sports that will arm you.

952
00:53:31.960 --> 00:53:36.800
Uh yeah, even golf.

953
00:53:38.159 --> 00:53:39.760
Backfired and tiger woods.

954
00:53:45.119 --> 00:53:55.559
That backfired. Hard to own sport, not the three would

955
00:53:56.960 --> 00:54:01.920
that's that's my baby. All right, thanks hanging out with

956
00:54:01.960 --> 00:54:04.519
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957
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mentioned before, go to Treehouse on Air dot com. You

958
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961
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as a whole at Treehouse on air. We will see

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you tomorrow inside the Treehouse on a fad. Hey, let's

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see you then.