Dec. 18, 2025

Don't Steal The Pussy | Thursday December 18, 2025

Don't Steal The Pussy | Thursday December 18, 2025
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We start off today with a story about an Amazon driver who allegedly stole a cat, old man talk about sinus rinsing, Denny's launching syrup shoes, and why it's ok to go to strip clubs in Oregon.

LINKS:

Lakewood woman claims delivery driver stole her cat while dropping off package

Denny's Launches 'Sticky Kicks' Sneakers Filled With Real Syrup

https://www.oregonlive.com/living/2025/12/how-exotic-dancers-became-some-of-the-biggest-donors-of-toys-to-doernbecher-childrens-hospital.html


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I'm also going to tell you about the Christmas log

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and today we are going to start with an Amazon

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driver stole a lady's cat. It's not a euphemism or anything.

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I can actually stole a cat off the front porch.

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A woman in California claims an Amazon delivery driver dropped

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off a package last week and then stole her cat.

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She saw it happen on footage from her ring camera,

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and in the video you could actually see the driver

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leave the package on the front porch, take a photo

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to confirm delivery, and then approach a cat standing near by.

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At first, it looks like just petting the cat, but

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after a few seconds, the person grabs a cat by

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the scruff of its neck and carries it back to

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the vehicle as the cat is squirming around.

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Amy Alley.

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Some people are trying to say that it's possible the

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driver thought it was astray and was trying to help it.

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But the woman points out that they're not handling the

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cat very nicely, and the cat was on the edge

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of her front porch on a suburban street, so it's

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strange someone would just assume it did not have a home.

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The woman pay attention to this here. This is my

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favorite part of this story. The woman complained to Amazon

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and they said they're investigating, and they said they do

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know who the driver is, they just haven't contacted them

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and it's been almost a week. She also reported it

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also reported it to the police, and the police told

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her it could be weeks or months before they have

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time to look into it. So she's taken to social

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media to vent and complain, to which I say, you

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want to see me go full taken. You want to

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see me go full Liam Neeson from taking you take

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one of my pets? Mm hmmm, I don't look. I'll

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give Amazon a moment to hunt you down. I'll give

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the police a moment to hunt you down. But as

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soon as you tell me who it is and you

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don't go get them and you don't turn them over,

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to the police. You don't turn them over to me,

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I will burn Amazon to the ground. I will find

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Bezos's yacht. I know where it is. I got the

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app and I will burn that mother to the ground

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as well. Masked by gargantuan mast.

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But it's a cat, say it, say it's a cat.

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Yeah, you know what, if the two are you were

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hanging on a cliff, I'm gonna try for the cat first.

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No, you wouldn't. Just I would know you wouldn't. I absolutely,

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I know, I know your heart. No, you wouldn't. You

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would try for both of us at the same time,

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and you'd fall.

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You'd fall the fuck over. Okay, you know what you

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actually got me there. I would dry for both of you.

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I would try for both of you so that way

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I could sleep at night. But I know I'm only

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going to get one of you, and it's probably gonna

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be the cat, because a cat is much smaller than

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you are.

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I mean, they're everywhere you can.

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Just doesn't matter if they're everywhere, it's mine. It is

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my cat. There are many cats in the world, but

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my cat is special.

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Okay. Let's let's utpose this, let's juxtapose this. Would that

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cat save your life. Absolutely not. So those cats don't

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care about you.

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I don't care about kitty cat quid pro quo cat's mine.

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I don't expect the cat to have the same ethics

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and morals and drive and vengeance streak in it that

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I have, honestly a wole that doesn't.

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I want to hear your I want to hear your

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message to Amazon, like on the phone, like the taken version.

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I don't know who you are. Oh, I have it ready,

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I have you have my cat. I will call Jeff Bezos,

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I will call Amazon. I will tell every level of

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customer service at Amazon and tell them you give me

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that driver, and I will tell them I don't know

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who you are. I don't know what you want. If

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you were looking for ransom, I can tell you. I

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don't have money. But what I do have are a

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very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over

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a very long career, skills that make me a nightmare

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or people like you. If you let my cat go now,

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that'll be the end of it. I will not look

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for you. I will not pursue you. But if you

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don't I will look for you. I will find you and.

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I will kill you and give you a litter box.

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Why would they litter?

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But I mean it's I can't. I would love to

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hear I would love to see Jeff Bezos's face when

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he hears this message, so I can watch him laugh

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so heart he shits his pants.

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Fine cat people, Yeah, go ahead, miss him off. I

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like this lady is showing way more restraint, obviously than

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I would. This lady is showing way more restraint than

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I know Trey would. Oh, Roger, you're trying to tell

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me that that your little puppy, your your little puppy, Grace.

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If an Amazon driver walked off with that puppy, you'd

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be cool with it. You're like, it's a dog gets

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a rescue. There's plenty of the dog dog different than cat. Buddy.

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No, no, no, don't, don't, don't do it. She wakes

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me up every morning with a hug and like legitimately

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like what's her paws up here? And hugs me. I've

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seen cats walk away like thanks for the food, bitch,

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and just walk off, and I'm like, oh, I don't

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like you.

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I'm a man of principle, and I know Trey feels

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the same way, which is. It's not just a cat,

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it's my cat.

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It's my pussy.

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Don't touch it, thank you tre God.

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Can we please clip that? Already doing it in my mind,

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just to hear the straightest man in the world go

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my pussy.

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That's exactly what it is. No, it's mine, not yours.

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The cat is a cat, and it is representative of something.

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I'm just okay. You guys are cat people. I am.

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I am the furthest from that.

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I don't care like I mean, I have the most

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indifferent cat in the world. But if he touched him,

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I'd kill you, and I would respect if someone had

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a like.

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I think he's n If I touched him, he would

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kill me.

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I don't care if people like you not to touch him.

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I think birdiles are horrible pets, but I would. I'd

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certainly understand if someone took so, you know, he stole

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someone's pet.

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I don't care what it is. They want your soul and.

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That is their baby. Absolutely Okay.

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Again, they're saying like he thought it meant might be

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astray and cat's kind of just roam wherever. So what

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if he legitimately thought like this cat could be abandoned.

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Well, That's a big assumption to make when, as in

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the lady said in her social media post, it's a

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suburban area, it was on her porch. It's a big

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assumption to make. And I would imagine Bezos would actually

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be a little annoyed that one of the drivers is

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taking time out of their deliveries to pick up a

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stray cat and then not doing anything with it. Because

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if this guy really thought it was a stray maybe

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took it to a shelter or something, then I would

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imagine the shelter would be like, oh, hey, this guy

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dropped this off, or the driver would pop up and go, oh,

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I thought it was astray, I left it here, or

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I did this one. Sure, I don't hear anything from

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the driver, which leads me to believe he stole it.

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Well, they haven't caught the driver, they haven't contacted the driver.

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Maybe he did drop it off at a shot why not?

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Why not? You know who he is.

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Yeah, but it's also a pr nightmare. If he did

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something unto arts with that cat, you would think Amazon

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would want to get to the bottom of it quick right.

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And here's the other thing, roj Even even if let's

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just say, uh, Trey and I will take our Liam

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Neeson hats off for a moment and then we'll put

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them back on, because who we are. Even if it

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was just a cat, that is still this woman's property,

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per the law. And an Amazon driver stole something from

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somebody's property, stole property from somebody's property, which is a crime.

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And.

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In the state of Texas, a shootable offense. You bet

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your ass, God damn right, if you get shot for

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a cat, you deserve it.

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Well, it's real simple. You put that pussy down, I

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will come out the front door, locked it low. You

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put that thing down. That technically makes that delivery driver

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a porch pirate.

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For taking a cat.

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Yes, it's property raj at nothing if nothing else. If

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you don't want to assign any love or affection to

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the pet, that the cat is at the very least

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from a legal standpoint, that cat is my property. And

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if you take it from my porch, Jerry's right, that

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makes you a porch pirate and your ass is in

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my front yard also known as international waters. And you're

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a dead man.

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But you're assuming, you're assuming malice, you're assuming he's doing

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something untoward, is what.

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Well, that's why you come out the front door, and

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that's why you come out the front door and you say,

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put the kiddy down.

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What if he was just trying to be What if

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he was just concerned, like, hey, I'm just dropping this

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package off. I don't know what this cat is doing here. Well,

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then he will have on the porch, he will have

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my bad I was trying to help them.

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In which case put the cat down.

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California. Maybe the weather wasn't good, Like, hey, this cat's outside,

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I don't know what's going on. I don't know if

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this is owned by this There's no tag, there's no collar,

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there's no let.

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Me let me, let me put one thing out about this,

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Ed Roger, I understand where you're going with this, but

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there there's one thing is that feral cats typically are

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not going to come up to people and let you

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pet them and or much less catch them.

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That's it. That is a domesticated Yeah.

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Yeah, yeah, I got you on that one.

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But ultimately, this is why I like to think of

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myself as a responsible uh gun owner, which is I

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will come outside and I will give you the opportunity

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to put my cat down gently. I will give you

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a moment. Oh I place it down, not not put

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it down exactly. That's yeah, and that's why. And then

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I will give you a moment too, you know, because

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I'll take your case. If you think you're rescuing this

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kiddy cat, I'll give you. I'll give you a couple

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of buments to put it down and get back in

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your truck and and you know, leave the premises. But

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if you don't, then we're gonna have a serious issue.

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I mean, I yues attached to it in some way.

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Again, the cat is representative. I mean, I don't think

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I would respond in the same way over a garden gnome.

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But I am gonna come out hot if you take

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anything off my property because that's not yours.

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Yeah, I still don't see the difference between a cat

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and a garden note that they have the same function.

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It's mine, not yours.

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Let's wait to hear what this guy has.

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People running off with your stuff.

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Nobody's ever run off with my stuff. And again, when

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you guys talk about like the guns and stuff that

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you're gonna come, I always look at you guys, I'm like,

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you're not Jason Bourne. Nobody's coming after you.

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Taking my cat. Find out exactly that's what everyone says.

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That's that's it. That's the that's the mentality of the

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criminal going into someone's property, going like, who do these

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people think they are? Jason Bourne. No, I'm just someone

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that is really, really really protective of my shit. Don't

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you dare run off with it? That's it. That's the

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simple part.

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What if the cat wanted to go? What if it

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was like, hey, Amazon guy.

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Well, then the cat would win into the truck on

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its own and wouldn't need the delivery driver's help.

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If the cat would have been hitchhiking and I already

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had a sign, you know, please pick me up.

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Right, and or if the cat wanted to go, it

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wouldn't have waited for the Amazon driver. It just would

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have stolen that fucking truck. And next thing you know,

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Toots's is an Amazon delivery driver.

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That's eight three three cook DFW. You do a great work, Daniel,

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But I have a more serious question to ask you

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for today. Are you a roller coaster guy?

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I love roller coasters, and it's been something like I

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think I started in my middle portion of my life.

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When I was younger, I was scared of high speeds

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or turns or twisters or anything like that. But as

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I've gotten older, probably from my teenage years all the

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way now, I.

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Love roller coasters.

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I love the speed, I love the adrenaline that it

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gives you the scaredness of it going upside down.

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Yeah, I love roller coasters.

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So then, are you excited about the new roller coaster

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coming to six Flags in twenty twenty six, Tormento Rampaging Run.

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I would definitely be excited to see how it looks.

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I mean, because I heard this on the news that

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they were I think tearing down another section of a ride.

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I don't know what ride they're tearing down.

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I think it was Shockwave that they took down, and

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this one's going to go in that.

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Spot, okay, I mean, and that was a I mean

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I remember as a kid driving by the highway always

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looking at Shockwave and watching the roller coaster going on

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as I was driving down the road, you know, because

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I was a passenger obviously, so I was always watching it, going, oh,

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look at the you know, but yeah, that's gonna be fun.

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They got to keep updating fresher items all the time, right,

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because people get numb to the old rides, and I

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understand it. It's kind of nostalgic though to me, Like

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you know, that Shockwave was that was a cool I

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can't tell you how many times I rode that ride.

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Yeah, I mean, like we talked about it on the show.

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That was an iconic ride, not just for when you're

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at the park and you ride it, but it was

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iconic just as part of the skyline of six Flakes

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driving by on I thirty. It's one of the ones

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you saw every single time with the loops. This one's

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going to take its place, and it's also going to

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stand out because this is big. It's a three hundred

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nine foot dive coaster that has you dangling over the

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edge and of course it pauses at the top so

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you get you know, good and freaked out before it

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drops you into oblivion. I'm I'm glad you're excited. I

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will not be writing that thing though.

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Have you ever been to the Sphere in Vegas?

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I have not.

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That's exactly what you're describing to me. They have that

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roller coaster that.

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Hangs off the top of the sphere yep, and it

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literally just drops and then it stops here before you

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obviously you fall oblivion. But that sounds like exactly what

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this is going to be like.

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Yeah, terrifying. And it's a great name, Tormento, Tormento, hear you,

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that's exactly uh, called Daniel for your free roof inspection

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I have an idea that we can tack onto the

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the Amazon delivery driver running off with that lady's cat

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from her porch. We'll maybe touch on that a little

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bit later, but first I wanted to check in with you, Raj,

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because you had your medical thing going on over the

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last week. You had an unstoppable nosebleed and yes, what

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are you doing now? Because they got that stopped. Obviously

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you're not gushing blood out of your head. What is

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it now you're having to do to maintain?

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Do the nasal rinse like a medicated nasal rens, because

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there's so they they they had to put this thing in.

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It sounds dirty, but it's you know, if it's it's

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rhino plasty, but it's called a rhino rocket. This is

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what they had to put into my nose.

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And I remember that Tray Do you remember him? Really

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good dude at Lebert, really nice Nigerian.

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I think, oh yes he was.

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Uh.

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And to the people that donated for that, you know,

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just just the cost of medical care in this country

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is unbelievable. I think that it's a two piece, two

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inch piece of plastic they actually ballooned up into my nose.

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That was almost three thousand dollars. So the people that donated, thank.

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You so much.

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We're going to cover all those bills. So that's amazing

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and I appreciate it from the bottom of my heart.

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But now I have to do this like salt water

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medicated rinse for to take the rest of the tissue

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that's sluffing off because it cauterized the inside of my nostril.

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Oh fun.

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So yeah, manually, it wasn't like they put me under.

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I was very wide awake.

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They got in there with like a blow torch.

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I'm like, oh, it's called silver nitrate.

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Uh.

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And it's on the edge of a stick. And he's like,

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so this is where the game operation comes in handy

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when you're growing up and wanting to be a doctor,

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if you touch anything other than where you're going, it burns,

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like it will scars and burns. That's how potent the

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stuff is. And it comes in a box of ten.

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They used nine to cutterize my nose, just the one,

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the one side. But so now the tissue is sluffing off,

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which is gross.

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Uh.

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And now I have to do this nasal the nuvage

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or you put the thing to your face and it

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just runs. And we are just to let you know,

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we are very filthy people. What we breathe in and

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what comes out in that little tub is I mean,

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it's fascinating to me because I like looking at it. Uh,

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it's gross the amount of dirt and dust.

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Listen, I've been doing sinus rents for fifteen years now,

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ever since I got walking pneumonia, and uh, yeah, it's fascinating.

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I mean when you think about it, your sinuses, I

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mean they're there to for things to stick to it,

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to keep from going into your body, and they do

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a good job and then you find out real quick

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when you start rinsing them out. Uh it's great that

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when you when you do get like a sinus infection

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or whatever and you there turned knee on green.

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It's fascinating.

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Oh yeah, you know what else is fascinating. But on Trey,

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what else is fascinating is walking in on Trey in

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a bathroom when he's doing his sinus rents with the

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netty pot thing. I swear to god, I've done that

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three or four times. Did it at the old radio station.

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He's in the bathroom and he's going in one nose

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and all that stuff's coming out the other. I would

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have preferred had I I would have preferred had I

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walked in on him spanking it to some god awful

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snuff film. Then what I saw come out of his head.

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That's why I do mine in the shower.

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So you've got water's all running there, it's all good,

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So that would.

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Your easy clean up.

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You know your films in the shower. Okay, good, No,

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it's it's really it's very fascinating, like just the amount

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of like dirt and dust and just clumps of stuff

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that like I don't even know what it is that

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come out, and I know some of its tissue because

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I can tell. Yeah, but it's I mean, but it's

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really really bitter. So I have a little bag of

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chocolate that I kind of keep because you you get

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a little drip into the back of your throat and

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it's will make you it'll make you throw up. Oh yeah,

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with this medication, see everything is good.

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Based well, I'm glad to hear that. And based on

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everything you're saying and walking in on Trey doing something

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similar a few times over the years with your situation, Raj.

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Once I start feeling and tasting something drip in the

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back of my throat after all that, I would be worried,

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like is any of this brain like as some of

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it comes out of your nose like this. This is

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how the Egyptians did it. They run up there and

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pulled it all out. So, I mean, it's in very

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close proximity. I would be worried, like, is some of

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this stuff falling out of my nose and into the

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new vage bucket? Is any of that a little bit

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of what little brain matter I got left?

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I'm just doing a nasal cleans, not a frontal lobotomy.

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Well, I'm just saying, are there settings on the new vage?

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Is there a governor on that thing?

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No?

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You know, now that I think about it, No, it

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just kind of ractly.

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It could be dangerous.

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You don't want to powerwash your brain.

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Yeah, I don't want it to malfunction.

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I mean, what a horrible way to go.

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Come back looking like Michael Jackson at the end of

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his life half a nose.

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Anyway, that's where my brain goes after a while, and

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be like, are we sure we're okay with this? I

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don't want to get up there too far and next

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thing you know, there's stuff coming out that's not supposed

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to do.

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But the first time you didn't, the first time you

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did the nasal rints like that was a weird sensation, right,

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Oh yeah, it's very well. It takes it takes a

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couple of times to get used to it because you're like, Okay,

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this is not normally what is supposed to happen in

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my face?

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Well no, and especially like if you use the squeeze bottle,

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because you figure out real quick if you don't use

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enough pressure, then you'll start gagging because then they like,

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you have to use enough pressure to get it up

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one side down the other, and because if you don't,

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then yeah, you get down your throat and it starts.

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It's horrible.

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So yeah, I think I think the new vage is

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like eight hundred PSI I don't even know what it is,

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but it it just kind of rotates right out. But

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it's a really odd sensation. It's it kind of tickles, uh,

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you kind of want to giggle a little bit, and

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then you're like very uncomfortable. And then when you see

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all the results, you're like, Okay, I'm gonna just keep

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doing this, and I'll probably keep doing it even when

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this is the medication is done. I think it's another

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four days.

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It's a good idea. Are there are there instructions with

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it about how to hold your head.

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It just tells you where to place your hand to

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your that's the little nostrils, the little nostril plugs that

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you put up and then you just turn it on

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and it just tells you, like just to keep still,

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which again is a very odd sensation.

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About you know, how much pressure you have to get

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it up in there so it washes out the other side.

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I just tilt my head over and then point this way,

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and all it has to do is get over that,

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you know bridge.

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So there's the other like.

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The power Dan was saying, like it's a power wash

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and then there's a suction, so it's it's rinsing and

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pulling at the same time.

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I think this entire conversation could be summed up by saying,

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that's what she said.

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Every conversation could be stopped with that's what your mom said.

474
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Yeah, And while I'm thinking about it, can you imagine

475
00:24:11.640 --> 00:24:14.119
a porn star doing one of these new VA treatments

476
00:24:14.119 --> 00:24:15.480
like what's gonna come out of her head?

477
00:24:16.839 --> 00:24:22.799
Well, depends on the day, Yeah, for my next video,

478
00:24:25.160 --> 00:24:26.839
depends on how busy the work week was.

479
00:24:30.640 --> 00:24:32.160
I feel like that would need to be a daily

480
00:24:32.240 --> 00:24:33.200
not a weekly.

481
00:24:34.279 --> 00:24:40.920
Be an hourly, you know, depending on demand.

482
00:24:42.000 --> 00:24:47.200
Well, sure, of course, everything's all about demand. Speaking of demand,

483
00:24:47.240 --> 00:24:49.960
here's something no one asked for but we got anyway.

484
00:24:50.640 --> 00:24:56.880
Denny's has launched Sticky Kicks sneakers filled with real syrup.

485
00:24:57.680 --> 00:24:57.880
Yeah.

486
00:24:59.759 --> 00:25:03.599
This is actually for National Syrup Day, which was Wednesday,

487
00:25:03.640 --> 00:25:08.880
December seventeenth, denny launched Sticky Kicks syrup filled sneakers. The

488
00:25:09.000 --> 00:25:12.680
high top sneakers designed by shoe artists MATCHI if that's

489
00:25:12.680 --> 00:25:17.000
how you say. It contained real syrup for real drip fans.

490
00:25:18.119 --> 00:25:22.400
And according to Ellie Doty, Denny's Senior Vice president and

491
00:25:22.559 --> 00:25:27.799
Chief brand Officer, sticky Kicks are impractical, unnecessary, and completely

492
00:25:27.799 --> 00:25:30.920
over the top, which is exactly why we love them.

493
00:25:31.160 --> 00:25:33.920
So if you would like to get some Sticky Kicks,

494
00:25:35.119 --> 00:25:37.519
just go to Denny's website. I'm sure there's some way

495
00:25:37.519 --> 00:25:39.079
to do it there. I don't think they're going to

496
00:25:39.119 --> 00:25:45.319
actually be in the restaurant. Well, at least they're self aware.

497
00:25:47.240 --> 00:25:50.480
It's it's really funny. My a really good friend of mine.

498
00:25:50.559 --> 00:25:53.880
He was a agent Pierce on twenty four. He's a

499
00:25:53.880 --> 00:25:58.319
guy named Glenn Moore Shower. Oh yeah, and he he

500
00:25:58.440 --> 00:26:01.000
talks about when he went into one of his auditions

501
00:26:01.440 --> 00:26:06.640
and he legitimately filled his loafers with syrup because he

502
00:26:06.720 --> 00:26:10.200
was nervous about the audition because it was a big part.

503
00:26:10.279 --> 00:26:13.799
I think it was Transformers okay, and the syrup in

504
00:26:13.880 --> 00:26:16.319
his shoes distracted him from the fact that he was

505
00:26:16.319 --> 00:26:19.319
in front of producers. So he got through the audition

506
00:26:20.799 --> 00:26:24.079
the whole time thinking this is gross, like this isn't

507
00:26:24.160 --> 00:26:26.960
in between my toes now, and nailed it and he

508
00:26:27.039 --> 00:26:30.720
got I think he was in every Transformers movies but one, which.

509
00:26:30.559 --> 00:26:32.680
Is impressive because I think he died in every single

510
00:26:32.680 --> 00:26:36.880
one of them. Sosia. How good of an actor he is,

511
00:26:36.920 --> 00:26:39.480
and he could die in one movie and come back

512
00:26:39.480 --> 00:26:41.759
in the second one. He just blends right into everything.

513
00:26:41.960 --> 00:26:44.960
We were having dinner at Nate and I go, You're

514
00:26:45.000 --> 00:26:47.480
in the next Transformers movie and he's like yeah, I go,

515
00:26:47.799 --> 00:26:49.319
you know, you died in the last one. And he

516
00:26:49.359 --> 00:26:51.759
told me what So Michael Bay calls him and goes, hey,

517
00:26:52.000 --> 00:26:54.480
want you in the next movie, and he goes, hey,

518
00:26:54.599 --> 00:26:56.440
that's great, thank you so much for thinking about me.

519
00:26:56.480 --> 00:26:58.400
And that's very sweet, very kind. You know, he used

520
00:26:58.400 --> 00:27:00.519
the work also, you know, I die in the last

521
00:27:00.519 --> 00:27:02.240
one right, he goes, oh, we're just going to change

522
00:27:02.240 --> 00:27:02.880
your name in rank.

523
00:27:04.720 --> 00:27:08.519
So he is he is a phenomenal military officer in Hollywood.

524
00:27:08.920 --> 00:27:11.440
Yeah he is, and he's one of the sweetest human

525
00:27:11.480 --> 00:27:13.680
beings in the world. But he's like, uh, so what

526
00:27:13.720 --> 00:27:15.200
do you what are we gonna call me? He's like, oh,

527
00:27:15.200 --> 00:27:18.119
you're gonna be Colonel Morshower now, so we're just using

528
00:27:18.119 --> 00:27:21.519
my real name, like yeah, and nobody noticed.

529
00:27:21.880 --> 00:27:24.799
Michael Bay is not known for being the most platt

530
00:27:24.960 --> 00:27:31.960
driven creative creative. So if you would like to get

531
00:27:32.000 --> 00:27:35.559
your hands on a pair of the Denny's Syrup Kicks,

532
00:27:35.880 --> 00:27:39.640
you can go to diner Drip dot com and good

533
00:27:39.680 --> 00:27:44.240
how much are they? Uh? The syrupy shoe retails for

534
00:27:44.359 --> 00:27:47.720
one hundred and ninety five dollars, available in adult sizes

535
00:27:47.759 --> 00:27:48.799
eight to thirteen.

536
00:27:49.680 --> 00:27:52.640
So wait, this shoe it's like a flask for syrup.

537
00:27:53.519 --> 00:27:57.240
No, I don't think it's actually meant to dispense syrup.

538
00:27:57.319 --> 00:28:01.200
It just has the syrup inside a couple of panels

539
00:28:01.240 --> 00:28:01.599
of the.

540
00:28:01.559 --> 00:28:04.559
Shoe, like instead of like gel like.

541
00:28:04.680 --> 00:28:08.720
So it's yeah, instead of Nike Air, it's Denny's syrup.

542
00:28:08.960 --> 00:28:10.079
Okay, sure.

543
00:28:14.720 --> 00:28:16.920
For the diabetic basketball player, and all of you.

544
00:28:20.319 --> 00:28:22.799
Look if there, if there could be an item of

545
00:28:22.839 --> 00:28:27.200
clothing to represent the year twenty twenty five, syrup shoes,

546
00:28:27.279 --> 00:28:27.519
is it?

547
00:28:28.519 --> 00:28:28.720
Yeah?

548
00:28:28.759 --> 00:28:31.480
And if you again, if you take those off and

549
00:28:31.559 --> 00:28:33.880
your missing toes, people would look at those shoes and

550
00:28:33.880 --> 00:28:38.160
go that sounds about right. Yeah, it's all tracks.

551
00:28:38.559 --> 00:28:41.799
If they were sponsoring the Canadian curling team, bravo.

552
00:28:42.319 --> 00:28:55.480
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563
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564
00:29:34.880 --> 00:29:42.359
Yeah, all right. Earlier we talked about the Amazon delivery

565
00:29:42.440 --> 00:29:45.160
driver who stole the lady's cat off of her front porch,

566
00:29:45.799 --> 00:29:48.519
had a very heated debate about that, and that's when

567
00:29:48.880 --> 00:29:54.519
Trey and I agreed that you would have you steal

568
00:29:54.559 --> 00:30:00.519
our cat, you will unleash our inner, Liam Neeson. And

569
00:30:00.559 --> 00:30:06.480
then that got me thinking, let's be honest, the Taken

570
00:30:06.559 --> 00:30:11.559
franchise is not the best. The first film is perfect,

571
00:30:12.039 --> 00:30:14.680
and I will fight anyone. I will throw punch anyone

572
00:30:14.680 --> 00:30:20.559
that says otherwise. The sequels eh, yeah, but I feel

573
00:30:20.559 --> 00:30:24.880
there's an opportunity to salvage the franchise here, and that

574
00:30:25.079 --> 00:30:30.200
is a new installment of the Taken franchise with a

575
00:30:30.279 --> 00:30:41.200
Christmas twist Taken for Christmas. So now Brian Mills, former

576
00:30:41.240 --> 00:30:47.880
CIA officer, is long retired, his family has now mostly

577
00:30:47.960 --> 00:30:50.960
not been taken in recent years, and his daughter that

578
00:30:51.039 --> 00:30:55.119
he saved in the first film is now a mother herself.

579
00:30:55.799 --> 00:31:02.720
Oh and the Albanians still want their despite getting their

580
00:31:02.799 --> 00:31:06.960
askt in every possible way by Liam Neeson in the

581
00:31:07.000 --> 00:31:10.039
Taking franchise, they feel like they have one last chance

582
00:31:10.400 --> 00:31:14.880
to get this family, and that is by stealing all

583
00:31:14.920 --> 00:31:24.359
the Christmas presents from Brian Mills's granddaughter. Ultimately, this is

584
00:31:24.400 --> 00:31:28.359
an opportunity in my head to see Liam Neeson reprise

585
00:31:28.440 --> 00:31:32.480
his role as Brian Mills in Taken, where he gets

586
00:31:32.519 --> 00:31:36.440
to take on an entire Albanian gang dressed as Santa's

587
00:31:37.880 --> 00:31:43.200
Yes and getting his granddaughter's presence back and saving Christmas.

588
00:31:46.640 --> 00:31:49.359
I don't know what you want, but you have her bike.

589
00:31:51.240 --> 00:31:54.079
If you bring her bike back, I won't kill you.

590
00:31:56.119 --> 00:32:03.880
But if you don't, you the barbie bike with the

591
00:32:03.920 --> 00:32:05.160
pink tassels.

592
00:32:06.279 --> 00:32:07.240
Basket in the front.

593
00:32:10.640 --> 00:32:12.599
If you don't return it to me, I will fill

594
00:32:12.680 --> 00:32:16.240
with your fingers. He starts beating the shit out of

595
00:32:16.319 --> 00:32:20.680
them with a stocking full of coal. Yeah, a sack

596
00:32:20.720 --> 00:32:23.839
full of coal is Liam Neeson beating his ship out

597
00:32:23.839 --> 00:32:27.079
of a bunch of Albanians dressed as Santa's trying to

598
00:32:27.160 --> 00:32:31.480
run off with his grandchildren's Christmas.

599
00:32:32.200 --> 00:32:34.599
What you have to decide right now is are you

600
00:32:34.680 --> 00:32:42.319
naughty or are you nice?

601
00:32:41.440 --> 00:32:47.920
You made my list, I've checked it twice and I'm

602
00:32:47.960 --> 00:32:53.319
coming put the bike in the front and the buddy

603
00:32:53.359 --> 00:32:53.960
in the basket.

604
00:32:55.599 --> 00:33:02.200
That's too many franchises now.

605
00:33:02.480 --> 00:33:04.480
I would like for Ted to make an appearance in

606
00:33:04.519 --> 00:33:09.440
his I think, look, oh.

607
00:33:09.960 --> 00:33:11.920
Look, I think you may still I don't. I think

608
00:33:11.960 --> 00:33:14.960
this would be the ultimate action Christmas film, and there

609
00:33:14.960 --> 00:33:17.640
would be no debate that it is a Christmas movie

610
00:33:18.240 --> 00:33:20.599
taken for Christmas, new from Treehouse Media.

611
00:33:22.599 --> 00:33:24.200
Tyler Perry Presents.

612
00:33:28.720 --> 00:33:30.279
Anyway. That was just an idea I had.

613
00:33:31.839 --> 00:33:32.720
I would watch it.

614
00:33:33.079 --> 00:33:37.079
I would absolutely I would watch it. Save the franchise, Baby,

615
00:33:37.119 --> 00:33:38.039
Save the franchise.

616
00:33:39.160 --> 00:33:46.359
Somebody steals the presence and a cat, and you could

617
00:33:46.359 --> 00:33:47.519
throw a little John Wick in there.

618
00:33:50.799 --> 00:34:02.119
You'll cook his cat all right. Speaking of good ideas,

619
00:34:03.599 --> 00:34:07.200
Strippers are now the number one donor of toys to

620
00:34:07.279 --> 00:34:16.559
a children's hospital in Portland, Oregon. Now in its fourteenth year,

621
00:34:16.800 --> 00:34:21.320
the Tatas for Toys campaign in Portland, Oregon has broken

622
00:34:21.400 --> 00:34:25.920
new records. They raised more than one hundred and eighty

623
00:34:26.000 --> 00:34:31.920
three thousand dollars for the Dornbecker Children's Hospital.

624
00:34:34.360 --> 00:34:35.920
That's a lot of kids with nipple rings.

625
00:34:38.519 --> 00:34:42.440
Yeah. Yeah. Strippers are now the number one donor of

626
00:34:42.480 --> 00:34:46.280
toys to a children's hospital in Portland. A fourteen year

627
00:34:46.360 --> 00:34:51.960
strip club led fundraiser has become Dornbecker Children's Hospital's largest

628
00:34:52.079 --> 00:34:55.760
annual toy donor, contributing one hundred and eighty three thousand

629
00:34:55.840 --> 00:35:00.840
dollars worth of toys. The event Tatas for Toys started

630
00:35:00.880 --> 00:35:04.159
in twenty eleven with a five hundred dollars haul and

631
00:35:04.199 --> 00:35:07.519
has grown into a city wide collaboration featuring dancers from

632
00:35:07.519 --> 00:35:11.920
clubs across Portland. Last year's event raised thirty eight thousand dollars.

633
00:35:12.719 --> 00:35:15.559
Money from each ear's event is used to buy toys

634
00:35:15.599 --> 00:35:21.159
from local businesses to stock the children's hospitals Childlife Therapy program.

635
00:35:21.280 --> 00:35:24.480
So congratulations the strippers of Portland now the number one

636
00:35:24.559 --> 00:35:27.559
donor of toys to a children's hospital.

637
00:35:28.400 --> 00:35:30.239
All I can see is poor.

638
00:35:31.559 --> 00:35:35.679
Poor kids, you know, bald because they're going through chemo

639
00:35:35.800 --> 00:35:40.159
and yo, they're having you know, vibrator races.

640
00:35:43.039 --> 00:35:49.079
However, you get a smile, man, what a make a wish?

641
00:35:49.559 --> 00:35:49.719
Now?

642
00:35:52.599 --> 00:35:55.199
I would like the new the new Barbie playhouse and

643
00:35:55.199 --> 00:35:59.559
a lap dance. I would look into them like, that's

644
00:35:59.599 --> 00:36:01.960
my kids, my ward right there.

645
00:36:03.239 --> 00:36:07.079
Look, you can keep your elf on a shelf. I'll

646
00:36:07.119 --> 00:36:08.320
take Nicole on a pole.

647
00:36:14.960 --> 00:36:15.719
Sit on your kid.

648
00:36:19.239 --> 00:36:21.599
All the dads line up for the dancers dropping off

649
00:36:21.639 --> 00:36:23.960
toys and ask them all, what do you want for Christmas?

650
00:36:23.960 --> 00:36:26.400
Little girl? Wait?

651
00:36:27.239 --> 00:36:32.719
Ones, it's a lot of two dollars bills. That's so weird.

652
00:36:36.199 --> 00:36:37.119
The first time ever was.

653
00:36:39.960 --> 00:36:42.760
I mean great for the guys of Portland, because you know,

654
00:36:43.280 --> 00:36:46.239
are you going to the strip club charity baby.

655
00:36:45.559 --> 00:36:50.840
Right in the hospital. Why do you keep going to

656
00:36:50.840 --> 00:36:53.360
the children's hospital? You know what, I just love the kids.

657
00:36:53.800 --> 00:36:57.079
You're not even sick and it's legs and eggs.

658
00:37:05.599 --> 00:37:07.079
You're not sick and you don't have kids.

659
00:37:10.239 --> 00:37:15.960
Gotta give back paying it forward For all things Treehouse

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To follow me on social media. It's at the Dan O'Malley.

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One.

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For Raj, it's at Comedian Raj. And for Jerry, it's

669
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at that Jerry guy. Wait, we'll see you next time,

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