Episode 14 - Alfie Finds The PERFECT Gift For Dan (Or Dan's Rump) On Craigslist

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Welcome inside the treehouse. I'm Dan, O'Malley Alfie Coy. You're over there

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and you're a corner, say hello, Well, I mean they know I'm

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here. Well, we just like
to make sure. And why do you

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saying studio, I'm kind of I'm
trying to paint a picture here, grump

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us. You make it sound like
the other or something. You make it

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sound like, well, like he's
in time out. No, it's just

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what we're doing is we're hanging out
in the treehouse in our own separate corners,

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and then the show starts and then
we kind of jump into the middle

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and you know, hang out.
That's weird. You're making it sound like

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it's the Shining or all back into
separate corners because we've been stuck in a

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cabin for six months. Is that
the shining or is that more a blaired

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witch project? Either way, whatever, we're ready. When when people are

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it's sort of like when when they
turn the show on, it's almost like

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we're in there, we're not really
doing anything until they hit play. Then

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when they hit play, boom,
now we all we all come to life.

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So it is kind of and sorry
baby that we put you in a

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corner. You're in a corner tree. He's about to put references. Inside

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of a minute, men were already
on a roll and Trey Trenholm coming out

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of his corner with the dirty dancing
reference. How is it your single?

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It's a miracle, you got a
hot dog and you know, uh,

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classic chick films. Yeah that's okay. Yeah, I can't like the notebook

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still. No, all right,
So I had an idea of where to

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start today and then Alfie threw something
at me like he normally does, So

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now I want to start with that
instead. You're gonna love this, Dan,

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I'm telling you, am I,
because yeah, I don't think I

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am. This is um. I
don't know if I can wait to give

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this to you until your birthday,
because your birthday is not for at least

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like what six months? Yeah,
at least like the Math, but something

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like that. Yet, there's somebody
on Craigslist selling something that I think would

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be absolutely just perfect for you specifically, Dan, I don't like where this

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is starting, and I'm truly terrified
of where it might be going. Somebody

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is selling an Olympus OSF sigmoido fiber
scope. The hell is that? So?

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I say, somebody I know specifically
who's selling it, because they posted

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an invoice from nineteen eighty three with
the Craigslist add you want to buy You

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want to buy a forty year old
fibroid something or another. It's a camera

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Lin a camera, Lind camera other
than my film. Don't worry. It

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comes to the camera. It comes
with the camera. It's a Polaroid.

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It's a film camera again from nineteen
eighty three. Oh god, but it

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is an Olympus OSF sigmoido fiber scope
with an Olympus penn F film camera.

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The person that bought it is a
doctor named Henry Birdwell Junior. This is

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a yeah, he was over all
Summit Avenue in Fort Worth in the eighties.

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I can know all this because I'm
looking at his frigging invoice and that

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he prised it on Craigslist. Yes, the Primary Care sigmoido fiber scope ran

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for about twenty eight hundred dollars in
nineteen eighty three, so it's a bargain

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today's dollars. Well, it's it's
selling for a frigging bargain right now at

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four hundred bucks on Craigslist. That
seems kind of high. It did well.

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I mean forty year old technology.
I can't imagine you get any sort

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of last camera lens for four hundred
dollars. That's forty years old. It

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is a very long camera lens.
Dan, I don't know if you're you're

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able to tell from the name,
but the OSF Sigmoido fiber scope is a

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fiber optic lens, a very long, snaky lens that you used to shove

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places. What do you mean for
like a for like a plumber who's snake

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in a dream? You could.
I'd imagine there was a plumber or two

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that used one of the but I
don't know that they would be that effective

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in the field. As a plumber, the thing is how you'd have to

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go get the film developed and all
that stuff. But as a doctor,

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if I had a nice, long, snaky camera lens, Oh, are

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you trying to buy me like an
at home colonoscopy? Yes? Oh,

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oh no, no, no,
come on, what's wrong with that?

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First of all, I'm not so
I don't that's a DIY project. This

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is this is for the man who
bought himself his very own bluetooth. Uh.

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What was the damn thing called the
scope? The ear and nose scope

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that you bought that was handy,
and you is and you you needed it

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because you because you needed to find
your ear wax. So I don't think

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you ever got a chance to see
this thing. So what it was?

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It actually I'm actually holding a pin, but it looked like a pin,

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but you it was. It was
a camera right on the tip. It

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was a camera with a little light
on the end of it. And also

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there was like a little extension with
like little tweezers on the end of it.

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Right, So on this one tip
of what looked like a pin,

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you had a light, You had
tweezers, and a camera which would then

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bluetooth back to your phone so you
could see what it sees on your phone.

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So you could stick that into your
ear and grab earwax or any other

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obstructions and pull them out. You
could do the same thing up your nose.

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See that's cold, that's useful.
I didn't tell Alfie shove it in

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his butt. You see how excited
he is Trey over a device that allows

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him to scope inside of his nose
in his ear. Imagine at least twenty

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first century technology. Imagine if Dan
had that kind of capability to search just

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way up in his coaling, just
into that large intestine alby. You know

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I love Dan, and I know
you do too, But I can assure

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you never once have I looked at
something and goes, man, that would

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be good up Dan's ass. Thank
you, Drey, thank you, we're

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brothers. Never not the reason why
you've never thought I was shoving anything in

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my ass, because then it would
feel kind of incestuous. I've never never

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been at a souvenir storing them.
That's a nice coffee mug that great shoved

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up Dan's I went up in Dan's
ass, and all I got was this

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lousy mug on the other How the
other side of the mug, it says,

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by the way, how the hell
did this mug get inside Dan's ass?

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Dan's ass? It's so cavernous.
There's a gift shop. I sent

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you guys a link to this listing. This is one of the weirdest things

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I've ever seen on Craigslist. So
you asked about why it's selling for four

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hundred bucks. It's two parts.
Well, the first part is a camera

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like a little thirty five millimeter cameras
called an olympus pen it's actually a very

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well known camera. They run for
about you know, two three four hundred

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bucks these days, and and they're
just cool little pocket cameras. You know,

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if you're a hipstery vintage retro film
photographer, you can carry one around

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with you and you can snap all
your snapshots and you post on Instagram and

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get all the cool hipster girls to
like you. But this guy comes with

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something that I've never seen sold before, something that, like I said,

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was around three grand in nineteen eighty
three. So I'm looking at the image

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of it, so it's it's it
looks sort of like a like a twentieth

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century Pelican case. So it's got
the foam on the top to where it

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will kind of a protect the things. And then it looks like a metal

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or a plastic tray that has the
grooves set out or in inlaid for the

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chord to go and the various I
guess little attachments for this butt snake.

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Yes, and is in the upper
right is that the is that the camera?

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Uh the upper right is the camera's
sort of like a t. Yes,

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that's facing left. That's the camera. Okay. Now, the thing

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that is directly to the left of
the camera. It looks an awful lot

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like some type of enema bulb,
like a plug of some sort to control

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leakage. That's what I'm asking.
This is the first i've seen those control

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Okay, I'm a photographer, Dan, I'm not a medical photographer. Well,

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I'm sorry. You're you are the
photographer of record on this show.

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Therefore, and by the way,
you're also you're also the ship's doctor.

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Yeah, you're gonna need to You're
gonna need to blend the two world.

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You're the bones of the treehouse.
Yeah, McCoy. Uh so, so

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is that? What is the bold
looking thing in the box? The bald

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looking thing, I have no clue. The snake is the lens. The

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long tubular snake is the lens.
Like you see the part in the very

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very top left of the of the
photo. The thing that looks like a

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quarter inch speaker, Yeah, like
a headphone plug like like like and for

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people that don't know, quarter inch
is the big one. Yeah, the

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big ass headphone plug. There's basically
three that people are familiar with an audio

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There's the tiny eighth inch, which
is what headphones used to have, right.

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Um. Then there's the quarter inch, which is what our professional ones.

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Professional ones have. It's the larger
one, and the step up from

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there is a good old fashioned three
pronged XLR cable. This one's the one

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of the middle. That's not I
wouldn't want. Well, first of all,

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I wouldn't want any of them in
my ass, But if I had

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to choose, it would be the
eighth inch, not the quarter wrench.

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Okay, look at photo number seven
in this listing seven. Yes, there's

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there are several photos of these.
There are Oh my god, I just

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got the photo two with the briefcase
locked. Yeah, there's keys. Yeah,

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it looks like a like a nuclear
football. Maybe that's what the bulbs

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for. So I'm looking at picture
number seven. Is that the park that

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would go up your butt? Yes, you're too excited about this here.

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I've never seen this before on craigslist. That's dirty. It's not dirt.

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Well, okay, it's not dirty. Okay, No, you're right,

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you're right, you're right. Is
it vintage dust? Is that what we're

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calling it? Okay, it's dirty, it's not soiled. How do you

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know that's true? That could be
you know, nineteen eighties, Yeah,

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that could be nineteen eighty three poopy
material and you want me you want me

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to shove that in my butt.
We'll get you some some clarks wipes.

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Dan, Why is it again?
Do you think that I would want this

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for my birthday present or really for
any reason? To reason? Reason's one,

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your history with the the USB,
Bluetooth nasal scope and a lot and

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too I gave to you, and
that was a very useful gift. We

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got a lot of use out of
that. Show. It's in my garage

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right now, right next to the
old squeaky bottle. Uh. The other

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part is that you you have a
hesitancy sometimes to go to the doctor when

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it's necessary. No, I don't
really. When's the last time, Ohan?

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How many years did it take for
me to get you to get a

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brain scan? All right, that's
different exactly. You have a hesitancy sometimes

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to go to the doctor when you
need to. So I figure if you've

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got something like this at home,
it's something that's a little you know,

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diy thing. This is much much
better, I would say, than doing

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some sort of web md research.
Okay, so serious question. Then,

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So you're concerned about my hesitancy to
go see a neurologist about my memory issues

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and men perhaps any sort of issues
I might be having with my brain,

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and your solution is to get me
a dy kolonoscopies tube. Yes, are

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you are? Is that your very
elaborate way of saying I have GIT for

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brains? I'm not I'm not qualified
to make any diagnosis here. Dan.

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You don't know what that insurance building
code would be. I just you just

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know it has a decimal in there
somewhere. Alfie. Do you do you

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develop your own film? I have
in the past, nowadays I don't.

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I just because I'm wondering where where
Dan would get these pictures developed? And

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well now I know, yeah,
exactly. You know what's great about this?

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Now? Thank you, Trey Alfie. This little gift of yours blew

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up in your face. No it
didn't. It's going to bo Dan.

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That's that's not fine. I want
you to literally blow it up to like

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an eight by ten Oh, I'm
okay, yeah, A nice black and

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white of Dan's colin. Oh,
I love this idea. A nice A

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nice eight by ten foot black and
white of Dan's colin standing guard over seventy

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five, one of them nice like
right off seventy five and mocking bird,

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I'd say going northbound that way,
everyone going home gets a nice no,

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it needs to be southbound for the
obvious reason. You're in the tray,

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Sweet Dan, o'relly and Alfie KOI. All right, we are joined once

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again by our friend Rodney Anderson.
You know, Rodney, we've talked a

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lot over the years about you know, people controlling debt and how things can

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you get in the way and it
can kind of spiral out of control.

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But recently homeowners got some really bad
news property tax increases, which means homeowners

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insurance you know, increases. Basically, everything seems to be going up,

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but you can actually help people save
money. Well, one thing is we

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don't like surprises them, and so
people called us, customers, called us

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friends, family called me this week
and go did you see your property tax

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notice? And then the second thing
they're setting there going insurance companies are raising

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their premiums like crazy, I mean
forty fifty percent across the board for many

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people. So one thing that's happening
is with taxes going up, homeowners insurance

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going up, we try to save
people money. Well, one way we

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can save people money is through cash
out refiles. Because a lot of people

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are already living on the edge.
Are they're living paycheck the three days before

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paycheck. They've got credit card debt, medical debt, other debt, and

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then you throw the higher property taxes
and home insurance on their things can spiral

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out of control real fast. So
we encourage people to pick up the phone

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and call us and ask questions regarding
your debt, your situation. If you

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have good, excellent credit, a
lot of equity in your home, a

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cash out refinance may be a perfect
solution for you. And one thing I'll

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tell you, Dan, don't wait
until it's too late, because what we're

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seeing now is people that have a
lot of credit card debt, their credit

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scores are being lowered and they're down. But then they can't get a proof

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or a cash out refinance because they've
waited too long. Got so time seems

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Thanks and if M Lending is an
equal housing lender three thousand Village Parkway Suite

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four hundred, Highland Village, Texas
and MLS two three two nine. You're

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in Luke Free House with Dan O'Malley
and Alfie Cord. I hadn't thought about

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it until that last segment, but
you know, I've been looking for various

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ways to help market the show.
And if it takes a billboard of Mike

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Colin southbound on seventy five, I'm
willing to take one for the team.

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That's why you're leader. It's not
exactly it'd actually be uh, it'd be

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an it'd be uh, it'd be
an open door, uh possibility for an

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advertiser to step in and sponsored said
billboard, preferably a doctor that would help.

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Do you ever gonna get this?
I can. I can put in

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an offer on it. It's four
hundred bucks though, which I was still

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thinking of the billboard. Well,
oh well that too, Well we got

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device. There's a hell of a
lot cheaper than a billboard No, we

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got connections at a clear channel the
Billboard company. Yeah. Yes, then,

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by god, Alfie, go for
it. You gotta take the vote.

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Dan's Colin is your responsibility, clearly. But I mean he's he put

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in a good to be caring more
about Mike Colin than I him, because

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he's the one. Uh what was
it you asked? Uh that you asked

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Alphie in the break about about this
device? I don't remember. I was

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busy laughing. How was it that
you came across said device? Oh?

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I was just on Craigslist. I
was checking out Craigslist looking for because uh

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massage, no the uh the no
pegging, no U handies outside a grapeline

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bar. Uh. No, I
was looking for and go to Craigslist for

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though I was looking for the damn
metal cabinet. I still had the tab

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open and I go to the cabinet. Yeah, yeah, exactly. I

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still had the the tab open,
and I go to the photo video section

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of Craigslist real quickness to see what
the hell they got, and this butt

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camera it's front and center. See
this is what happens when you, as

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a single man, have too much
time on your hands. This is what

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what too much time on my hands? This was presented to me on a

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silver platter by the podcasting content Gods. No, I mean that's that's a

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good way to spin it. Yeah, it really is. Yeah, if

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that was a politician, yeah,
that'd be the way I'd spin it.

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Oh my god, this thing has
This thing has fricking instructions too. There's

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a breakdown diagram. This is wonderful. Oh Dan, it comes to the

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suction pump. I don't know why
I'm laughing. That's disgusting. Okay,

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so okay, So the fiber scope
attaches to a light source and a suction

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pump because it's got like little like, you know, many fiber optic light

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bulbs on the end of it,
so you can illuminate, because what good

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is looking up your erectum unless you
you know, you got some nice mood

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lighting in there. And that light
source is also attached to a suction pump

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and a set of biopsy forceps.
Oh yeah, that's that, you know

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what. I wasn't sure before,
but that actually convinced me. That's it

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actually come with your very own biopsy
forceps. Then why wouldn't you want this

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for your own at home. Personally, why in God's name is somebody selling

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this on Craigslist? All bits aside, that's the one part of it to

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me that is just the most horrific. I guess because this is a medical

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device that is more than likely,
very very high likelihood been up dozens and

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dozens of people's asses. And that's
why I think whoever discovered this treasure realized

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what they had and instead of just
chunking in the middle of a garage sale,

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they're like, this, this is
a special item that deserves its own

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showcase. I think this is just
the start, right. It starts at

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Craigslist, but eventually it's going to
end up at Sotheby's. I just remember,

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are those stories you hear about,
like, you know, someone doing

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plastic surgery, like out of their
garage or something like that. Yep,

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I you know, I'm fully expecting
to see a news story a year from

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now about you know, some mysterious
guide you know, doing colonoscopies out of

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his van. Why why in God's
name would somebody think that that? Now,

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I take that back, never mind
it's Creigslist. Who who would hop

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on Craigslist and go yes, I
would like to spend four hundred dollars on

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this uh plastic tubing that's been up
many many people's asses. But you're gonna

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find that person on Craigslist. And
that what you call vintage now, so

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it is you make it worse some
money. It's retro. That's probably why

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it's got a four hundred dollars price
tag. Oh lord. The sad thing

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is is that in general that size
equipment is I don't think it changed till

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about ten years ago. Like that, that's true. And the type of

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camera that that attaches to it,
I mean that doesn't matter. The lens

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is what matters. You can probably
get a couple of little like adapters and

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attach this to you know, like
a Cannon Digital Rebel or something like that,

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so some enterprising perv with a van
can get out there and offer.

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I think you could also go the
opposite, right, I think you could

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attach this thing to you know,
a thirty five millimetery Hollywood Studio film camera

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and set up a full production.
Oh yeah, oh Dan, imagine if

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we could stream with this. People
have been clamoring for video, you know,

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people have been saying, hey,
this podcast is great, but you

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know, it'd be awesome video feed
too. Yeah, careful what you wish

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for folks, kois colonoscopies. Hey, people have jumped into vans for much

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less beneficial reasons. We've already established
this is for Dan because again, I'm

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I'm willing to to go, uh, you know, get myself checked out

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of Find it, Trey. You've
been inspected by doctor Fettner before, haven't

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you? Yes, exactly, Oh, doctor Fettner, the urologist and toctologist.

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Yeah, that's that's that's prostate.
Well, I mean it's all yeah,

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same general thing that you found on
Craig's list. Alfie blows way past

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the prostate. It basically wags as
it goes right by. Can you figure

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out how long this thing is?
Because it's hard for me to really kind

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of get a true gauge of the
length of this thing. To me,

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I'm also worried you mentioned gauge.
I'm also worried about the thickness. Oh

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my god, are those inch markings
on there? Oh? No? Do

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you see what I sufarred it when
my parents kept track of my height on

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a door jam. I don't want
to know. I don't want to track

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how how deep that's that that hose
goes look at look at image number three.

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Look at him is number three and
click on it to zoom in.

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U there are like depth markings on
this guy. It says thirty and the

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next one says fifty. Please tell
me that's not feet. That can't be

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inches? Can it it? Probably? But I think it can. Is

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your body? Like? Okay?
With that, intestines are pretty long?

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Okay, serious question. Have you
had a call on ascary yet? Dan?

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No, Trey, No, we're
still too young. I'm not black.

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Panther died of calling cancer and he
was well that was late thirties,

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early forties. Yeah, yeah,
he was. Yeah, he was actually

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in his early forties. I think
that they can't get it early. But

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it's like my primary doctor said,
I'm good for a while. You trust

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your primary doctor. I do.
She's she's very good. Really where you're

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from plain? Oh, okay,
just making sure. I was gonna don't

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know. I don't ask where she
grew up or anything. I was gonna

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rag on you for some sort of
you know, Island or Oklahoma doctor,

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But I mean no, and I
started with Oklahoma doctors. And there's a

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reason why we came to Texas just
saying, Chadwick Boseman kind of change change

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the game in a lot of people's
mind. He did. But the good

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thing is, that's why this is
turning into old man. This is why

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you get your blood work done.
You think you get your blood work done

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to see if there's any reason to
go digging deeper, so that way you

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don't end up being such a strong
out hypochondriac. You're buying old medical technology

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off at Craigslist. I'm just staying
dan the opportunity. How I am thirty

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seven. Well, if you're worried
about Chadwick, then it sounds like you're

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the one that needs to go.
I am your self checked and I'm more

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than willing to go to a licensed
professional who will knock me the fuck out.

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But because this sort of thing,
I don't want to have memory of,

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you know, And isn't that the
case with colon oscarpies, you're put

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under Like any time a president has
to have a colonoscopy, they kind of

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make not a big deal about it, but they're like, you know,

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the vice president will be taking over
from you know, noon to three pm

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today while the president has a routine
colonoscope. Yeah, and then during that

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time. All they do is they
stick him out in the rose gardens.

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They don't touch anything. But yeah, they have to do it because you're

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under at Yeah exactly. That's why
I'm looking to y'all for guidance on this

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sort of thing. I think y'all
have to do it as the vanguard of

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the show. Vanguard, get it, Alpha, you're getting good at those.

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I don't want any credit for those. That's why they're my favorite,

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is because you do aim. Accidentally. I'm really torn into whether and I

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should put in a bid or an
offer on this awful thing, you know

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what, because I want it for
the show, offer him, offer him

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a hundred bucks and see where it
goes. I want it for the show,

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but I don't want it. I
mean a hell of a advertisement next

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time we do a live show.
Yeah, they used to do like blood

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drives. So we're gonna do the
Treehouse ass drive. We can get Bow

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and Jim to come out. Oh
all right, promote time. All right,

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let's now that now that we've fleshed
out this whole opportunity and speaking of

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questionable decisions around transportation, Trey,
do me a favorite. Uh, catch

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me up to speed on on your
particular romantic situation. And I don't think

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Alfie is aware of any any of
this. So, uh, my former

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romantic relationship okay, Um, the
last last romantic relationship than I knew of

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of Trey was this one. Hold
on, han, I'm gonna let me

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send you an emoji real quick?
Was the oh into our group chat?

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Yes? Was this one? Am
I wrong? Is that the same one

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we're talking about? No? Okay, this is the one afterwards it's so

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it's it's it's a recent one,
Alfie. Okay, Well, I don't

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know. I don't know. I
haven't been up to date you you you

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don't know Tray's dated a few people
since he left the radio show back in

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twenty twelve. Well, I'm not
one to Yeah, I'm not one to

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you know, make guesses on antic
life. She you think Tray has been

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in a You think Tray has been
in an eleven year dry spell? No,

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not dry spell in an eleven year
relationship? Oh yeah, No,

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that's even funnier. Right now,
all of Tray's xers are going that is

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hysterical. Yeah, but one in
a one in particular, this one a

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little more recently. Okay, Yeah, my last long term relationship. We've

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got together and moved in together with
her kids and serious relationship, and trade

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was very very happy. Yeah for
a while I was. And then like

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most relationships, they start out great. Yeah, they start out great,

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and then they slowly deteriorate, and
then then COVID comes along and get locked

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down with somebody and then that's when
this gets real. But uh no,

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So early on in our relationship,
as it happened, her car got stolen

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and at the time, I,
you know, I had access to two

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vehicles, so I gave her my
Mercedes to drive around. So anyways,

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and then even after we split up
or we went through this on again off

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again thing for probably a good year
and a half. We've all been there.

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Yeah, so um, but I
felt bad for she. You had

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a fairly successful business and then COVID
kind of all screwed everything up. And

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because she had two kids, I, by the way, just kids make

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a relationship a lot harder. So
I, even after like I moved out

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and whatever, I let her keep
my car. I felt bad. I

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I didn't want her to, you
know, not have a vehicle to get

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her kids and do all the other
things. And so I just let her

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have it. And and also I
subsidized her when she needed help. And

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while she was you was a shag
around. No, not not to that

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extent, but I helped out with
with some bills and stuff. Just again,

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I loved her very much, and
and but also being in a relationship

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with kids, you feel some responsibility, especially, you know, and I

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love them and they're great, but
I didn't, you know, I didn't

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want to really see any harm come
to them. So anyways, finally,

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after a while, uh, I
got very irritated with her, mainly and

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you too, You've known me long
enough so you can easily see this happening.

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She got mad at her dog,
and basically the dog was acting out

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because she didn't give it any attention. And so all of a sudden,

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she was taking the dog to the
pound, and I was like, oh,

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hell no, oh no, no, no, give me my car

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back. So she just goes,
you know what, I'm done with you,

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doggie. We're gonna go get rid
of you. Yeah. Pretty much.

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Dogs she'd raised, you know,
sense of puppy, and the dog

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definitely was a problem and kind of
like children, you know, if you

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don't disappoine them enough and don't give
them the right guidance, say go sideways

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like people dogs dogs need some structure. Sorry to derail a little bit more.

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Were there any red flags that you
saw earlier on that may have tipped

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you off as to that type of
person that she was? No, No,

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00:33:42.799 --> 00:33:45.279
she was. She was good at
hiding it. Yeah, yeah,

404
00:33:45.319 --> 00:33:52.319
I know. It was why she
needed a car. You know. It

405
00:33:52.359 --> 00:33:53.079
was really one of those things you
ever hear, you know, you hear

406
00:33:53.599 --> 00:33:57.039
people it's like, oh, we
were dating and everything was wonderful, and

407
00:33:57.079 --> 00:34:00.960
then we moved in together and it
all changed. That was exactly like literally

408
00:34:01.000 --> 00:34:05.839
the second night I moved in,
I sat there wide awake at like three

409
00:34:05.880 --> 00:34:08.559
am, just going, oh my
god, what have I done? And

410
00:34:10.360 --> 00:34:15.119
honestly, if COVID doesn't happen,
the relationship probably ends much quicker. But

411
00:34:16.280 --> 00:34:21.920
yeah, COVID happened and locked down, and especially she couldn't work, and

412
00:34:21.960 --> 00:34:27.000
I felt responsible, so I stayed
around and and I'm not saying it was

413
00:34:27.039 --> 00:34:32.280
all bad like, but it definitely
had its problems. So anyways, oh,

414
00:34:32.360 --> 00:34:37.119
good gets better. Oh yeah,
So this is the part of the

415
00:34:37.159 --> 00:34:39.760
story where everything becomes you know,
happy, peaches and cream roses and sunshine,

416
00:34:39.840 --> 00:34:45.039
yeah, yeah, huh so,
uh finally, you know, I

417
00:34:45.039 --> 00:34:49.039
said I've had enough, especially after
the dog thing, and I said I

418
00:34:49.079 --> 00:34:51.519
want my car back. And I
was still even nice about it. I

419
00:34:51.559 --> 00:34:54.880
said, you know, get it
back to back basically gave gave her about

420
00:34:54.880 --> 00:34:58.920
thirty days. I said, I
want the car back. You know,

421
00:34:58.920 --> 00:35:01.079
if you're gonna go getting rid of
the dog, that's not cool with me.

422
00:35:01.840 --> 00:35:07.280
And uh so, anyways, so
I finally real quick trade, just

423
00:35:07.280 --> 00:35:10.199
so I have some frame of reference. When she was getting rid of the

424
00:35:10.199 --> 00:35:13.719
dog? Was this an on again
off again period? Was she still living

425
00:35:13.760 --> 00:35:16.559
with you? No, we were
not living together. Okay, all right,

426
00:35:16.639 --> 00:35:23.119
so at this point everything is completely
off. Um, we were still

427
00:35:23.159 --> 00:35:25.880
in the on again, off again. Oh I know what that means.

428
00:35:27.119 --> 00:35:29.599
So, uh, I don't know
what that means, Dan, What does

429
00:35:29.599 --> 00:35:38.559
that mean? Basically, basically,
Trey was playing cole anoscopy. Oh you

430
00:35:38.639 --> 00:35:44.360
bought one of these kids too,
Trick, I got the digital one.

431
00:35:44.800 --> 00:35:49.400
Um, but it made sense because
it's Mercedes. It's a smaller vehicle,

432
00:35:49.599 --> 00:35:52.320
right, you know. Um,
No, we were you know, legitimately,

433
00:35:54.599 --> 00:35:58.199
I kept thinking, oh, you
know, maybe we can make it

434
00:35:58.239 --> 00:36:00.079
work. And then I'd get in
and they go no, there's no way.

435
00:36:01.280 --> 00:36:05.480
But anyway, so finally, about
a week ago, I get a

436
00:36:05.480 --> 00:36:07.840
text saying, you know, my
car came in so you can pick up

437
00:36:07.880 --> 00:36:16.400
your your car. All right,
great, So I uh get in an

438
00:36:16.480 --> 00:36:23.719
uber and go over there to get
my car and uh and you know,

439
00:36:23.840 --> 00:36:28.000
I'll just say this, this is
someone who really hasn't been able to pay

440
00:36:28.039 --> 00:36:31.840
all of their bills for the better
part of three years. M hm and

441
00:36:32.000 --> 00:36:36.559
uh so I the uber actually drops
me off in front of the house,

442
00:36:36.559 --> 00:36:42.000
and so I walk around the corner
into the alleyway, thinking I would just

443
00:36:42.079 --> 00:36:45.920
you know, roll up there and
get my car take off, and uh,

444
00:36:45.440 --> 00:36:47.760
no, big deal. Yeah,
And then I turned the corner.

445
00:36:49.280 --> 00:36:54.840
I see so it's really beautiful pretty
Porsche sitting in the uh the driveway and

446
00:36:55.000 --> 00:37:01.079
uh so yeah. Yeah. So
I either come to the conclusion that I

447
00:37:01.119 --> 00:37:06.199
was getting completely used and she actually
had money but just figured out that I

448
00:37:06.239 --> 00:37:13.920
was a sucker or um or she
got a sugar daddy, or they're just

449
00:37:14.079 --> 00:37:16.880
you know, a bank dumb enough
to lend enough money to someone to buy

450
00:37:16.880 --> 00:37:20.360
a porch that she can't even pay
her bills. I don't know which,

451
00:37:20.400 --> 00:37:22.239
but you know, all at all, I uh you know, I think

452
00:37:22.239 --> 00:37:25.039
you could take a big fist and
put it on the end of that colon

453
00:37:25.079 --> 00:37:29.199
oscopy and just that's how I felt. Just shove it up there and just

454
00:37:29.280 --> 00:37:31.679
take a look. You wouldn't happen
to know her credit score, would you?

455
00:37:34.760 --> 00:37:37.840
Yeah, I know her credit score
was really good. Really, uh

456
00:37:37.880 --> 00:37:40.800
huh. Of course it was because
she was she was missed a bill.

457
00:37:42.320 --> 00:37:49.480
Yeah, she was doing business at
the Bank of Tray. Okay, I

458
00:37:49.599 --> 00:37:52.679
know this sounds like an unreasonable question, but I'm just trying to play Devil's

459
00:37:52.679 --> 00:37:58.719
advocate here. M hmm. What
kind of Porsche? Was it? A

460
00:37:58.840 --> 00:38:05.719
cay In? Okay, I'm looking
up the suv right, yeah, the

461
00:38:05.760 --> 00:38:07.679
big one. By the way,
have you guys seen those Lamborghini SUVs?

462
00:38:08.400 --> 00:38:12.000
Yes? I can't stand them.
I think they're hideous. To me,

463
00:38:12.280 --> 00:38:19.119
I don't like any like high end
performance sports car brand suv. It's like

464
00:38:19.119 --> 00:38:21.920
it's like if I if I'm gonna
buy a Porsche, I'm gonna buy a

465
00:38:21.960 --> 00:38:23.800
Porch. If I'm gonna buy a
Lamborghini, I want a Lamborghini that's an

466
00:38:23.800 --> 00:38:28.880
inch off the ground. To me, Like there's there is a wide difference

467
00:38:28.880 --> 00:38:32.960
between a portion of a Lamborghini,
but uh, like one's a a very

468
00:38:34.079 --> 00:38:39.000
high end luxury sports vehicle. The
other one is a supercar. And uh

469
00:38:42.119 --> 00:38:45.840
I just I saw Lamborghini SUV the
other day and it just annoyed me because

470
00:38:45.840 --> 00:38:52.000
it just looks so dumb and so
unreasonably expensive. Okay, I found the

471
00:38:52.039 --> 00:38:57.320
price on these Cayens. Yeah,
yeah, I'm gonna guess it was a

472
00:38:57.360 --> 00:39:00.320
couple of years used. But okay, you think it was a base model?

473
00:39:00.400 --> 00:39:02.400
You think she's type of girl gets
base model? No, Alphie,

474
00:39:02.440 --> 00:39:08.880
I don't. I guess at this
point, Trey is Trey's helping us to

475
00:39:08.920 --> 00:39:15.039
realize just how big that fist was
that got shoved right up his You think

476
00:39:15.079 --> 00:39:22.760
she's a platinum edition girl? Most
definitely, it couldn't have been more than

477
00:39:24.079 --> 00:39:30.360
seventy grand. That's not that bad, you get there are trucks that are

478
00:39:30.400 --> 00:39:37.559
seventy grand, there are. That
doesn't mean you can afford it, Hey,

479
00:39:37.599 --> 00:39:45.679
Trey, um can I borrow a
thousand dollars? Yeah? You know

480
00:39:45.719 --> 00:39:49.480
what, Alphie, he told the
wrong group of unemployed individuals about how he

481
00:39:49.519 --> 00:39:53.719
now has an opening in his monthly
budget. That's true, Tray Dan and

482
00:39:53.760 --> 00:39:59.239
I got some ideas we're just gonna
need to guess fives for it. Wait,

483
00:40:00.199 --> 00:40:05.320
the billboard is just the tip of
the iceberg, just the tip.

484
00:40:12.400 --> 00:40:37.559
You're in Luke Treehouse with Dan O'Malley
and Alfie Cord. You're in the treehouse

485
00:40:37.760 --> 00:40:46.679
with Dan O'Malley and Alfie Coy.
She did forget one person though. That

486
00:40:46.840 --> 00:40:53.440
is the new readdition of Trey Trenholman
to the Treehouse. We're all on the

487
00:40:53.519 --> 00:40:59.239
radio together for a number of years. Tray left in twenty twelve to pursue

488
00:40:59.320 --> 00:41:05.320
questionable and now he's back to tell
us all the the That was a lifetime

489
00:41:05.360 --> 00:41:08.199
pursuit. It was a charitable endeavor, Dan, He's out there doing good

490
00:41:08.199 --> 00:41:13.039
work. Yeah, Trey, Trey
is certainly a philanthropist. Do you think

491
00:41:13.039 --> 00:41:16.400
you can you can think you could
like tax deduct some of these, uh

492
00:41:16.599 --> 00:41:21.360
these expenses, Trey, you can
find a CPA that would help justify that

493
00:41:21.440 --> 00:41:27.320
for you getting screwed over by a
chick. I don't know that that's really

494
00:41:27.320 --> 00:41:30.280
in the IRS code, Alphie.
They don't consider it a charitable deduction,

495
00:41:31.199 --> 00:41:39.159
you know. I really that would
be smart. And I'll set her up

496
00:41:39.159 --> 00:41:43.360
with a five, one, three
and then just go from there. Yeah,

497
00:41:44.480 --> 00:41:46.679
or you know, you just run
for office and pay her out of

498
00:41:46.719 --> 00:41:53.440
your campaign funds. That seems to
be a thing for a long time.

499
00:41:53.960 --> 00:42:00.679
Yes, it is all right.
So obviously your chick Trey moved on from

500
00:42:00.800 --> 00:42:07.679
your Mercedes to her new Porsche quite
easy. Yes, and again, I

501
00:42:07.719 --> 00:42:10.000
think we've all been there, Alphie, you've been there, Trey. I

502
00:42:10.039 --> 00:42:15.000
know you've been there. I have
been there as well, where the relationship

503
00:42:15.119 --> 00:42:22.639
ends for whatever reason, and the
chick moves on seemingly at you know,

504
00:42:22.679 --> 00:42:25.639
in the blink of an eye.
And it's amazing how quickly they can do

505
00:42:25.679 --> 00:42:29.880
it, because usually, as men
were sort of emotional wrecks, we're like,

506
00:42:29.920 --> 00:42:34.639
oh my god, we're weepy,
we're wallowy or pouty, we're just

507
00:42:34.679 --> 00:42:37.599
no fun to be around for a
while. Chicks, on the other hand,

508
00:42:37.599 --> 00:42:42.119
they're immediately getting back out partying with
their friends, and while it may

509
00:42:42.119 --> 00:42:44.920
only be on the surface, they're
at least doing things, getting out in

510
00:42:44.960 --> 00:42:47.880
the world. There's always that one
moment when you have a breakup, and

511
00:42:50.679 --> 00:42:52.800
at the end of the day,
guys may be tougher, but girls,

512
00:42:52.440 --> 00:42:55.800
when it comes to matters of the
heart, are meaner and tougher. And

513
00:42:55.880 --> 00:43:00.440
yeah, they they will pull your
heart out from your check, just like

514
00:43:00.440 --> 00:43:04.360
that dude in Indiana Jones. And
then they'll throw it on the ground and

515
00:43:04.559 --> 00:43:07.559
stomp on it when their high heels
as they go out on the town.

516
00:43:08.760 --> 00:43:14.400
Yes, and it's and everyone,
you know, you've seen all of a

517
00:43:14.440 --> 00:43:16.280
sudden that look in their eyes changes, and it's like you went from the

518
00:43:16.320 --> 00:43:23.400
love of their life to just a
stranger. And uh, and especially in

519
00:43:23.440 --> 00:43:27.360
my younger years, that would really
eat me up and for months and months

520
00:43:27.400 --> 00:43:30.039
and months on end. And then
you get to the point, and this

521
00:43:30.119 --> 00:43:34.760
is why dating as you get older, I mean, Dan, you're you're

522
00:43:34.840 --> 00:43:37.960
lucky you don't have to deal with
it, but dating becomes harder and harder

523
00:43:38.000 --> 00:43:43.079
because you become more set in your
ways. And you know, my litmus

524
00:43:43.079 --> 00:43:46.280
test now for dating is, you
know, is it worth it? Is

525
00:43:46.320 --> 00:43:51.199
it more fun? You know,
because ultimately I can come home watch some

526
00:43:51.280 --> 00:43:54.239
porn and then you know, I
can watch whatever I want on TV,

527
00:43:54.400 --> 00:43:58.239
curl up with Daisy, and I'm
good to go. That's it's wonderful.

528
00:43:58.599 --> 00:44:01.239
And so you know, it's kind
of the Daisy test. Are is it

529
00:44:01.280 --> 00:44:06.280
worthwhile? And generally the answer is
no, Yeah, And and and you

530
00:44:06.320 --> 00:44:08.920
know. In case you're not aware, Daisy is a trade's very lovable chihuahua.

531
00:44:09.039 --> 00:44:13.320
That's not what. It's not some
weird name or weird relationship he has

532
00:44:13.360 --> 00:44:17.159
with his computer that he watches his
porn on. Thanks for that clarification,

533
00:44:17.280 --> 00:44:20.880
Dan, I just want to make
sure we're all on the same page.

534
00:44:21.079 --> 00:44:24.519
Yeah. So, I also feel
like women are able to learn this at

535
00:44:24.599 --> 00:44:29.719
a very early age, and I
have a great example of it for you.

536
00:44:30.559 --> 00:44:34.320
So here Alpha, you got the
audio. This is a high school

537
00:44:34.320 --> 00:44:38.559
girl who found out that she just
got cheated on, and now she's on

538
00:44:39.280 --> 00:44:44.639
like a group chat or facetiming or
something with her girlfriends who are really being

539
00:44:44.719 --> 00:44:52.039
sweet. They're offering emotional support and
everything, and you get to see you

540
00:44:52.079 --> 00:44:53.800
get to see it, or in
this case, you get to hear it

541
00:44:53.880 --> 00:45:00.400
in real time. How this young
girl goes from being some lot of an

542
00:45:00.400 --> 00:45:06.159
emotional wreck into all of a sudden
not giving a damn. Go ahead,

543
00:45:06.159 --> 00:45:09.519
Alfred, you're so yeah, you
know you're sun. He's not so much

544
00:45:09.559 --> 00:45:14.840
to cry over. I'm to open
wash you. No, don't do it

545
00:45:14.920 --> 00:45:17.800
right now, because I just want
to feel all the paint one. It's

546
00:45:17.840 --> 00:45:23.719
like you're gonna what. So,
what she's doing is she's going to open

547
00:45:23.800 --> 00:45:29.440
up her college admissions portal to Washington
University. Oh, open wash you.

548
00:45:29.639 --> 00:45:32.000
I was like, yeah, she
wants to, As she said, she

549
00:45:32.079 --> 00:45:36.039
wants to feel all the pain at
once and just get it over with his

550
00:45:36.239 --> 00:45:37.119
rip off the band aid. So
if you would just start that over,

551
00:45:37.320 --> 00:45:44.159
okay, I know you're so yeah, we know your son. He's not

552
00:45:44.239 --> 00:45:47.440
so much to cry over. I'm
gonna open wash you. No, I

553
00:45:47.440 --> 00:45:51.480
don't do it right now because I
know I just want to feel all the

554
00:45:51.559 --> 00:45:54.119
paint one. It's like, no, we're not opening that decision right now,

555
00:45:54.159 --> 00:45:59.159
You're not. Oh my god,
Oh my god. Yeah, I

556
00:45:59.199 --> 00:46:04.679
think about all the the the Washington
love interest she might have. Nobody cares

557
00:46:04.719 --> 00:46:09.239
about that guy anymore. That guy
is now completely gone out of her memory.

558
00:46:09.320 --> 00:46:14.480
She's now purely thinking of the future
and all the cranks in it.

559
00:46:14.800 --> 00:46:19.159
Honestly, I got no problem with
this. I have absolutely zero problem with

560
00:46:19.199 --> 00:46:23.119
this. And I've learned after getting
you know, like you guys said the

561
00:46:23.920 --> 00:46:30.960
four inch heel stabbed through your heart
kind of thing, I've learned that that

562
00:46:30.119 --> 00:46:35.199
stupid bumper sticker phrase of the best
way to get over somebody is to get

563
00:46:35.280 --> 00:46:40.000
underneath somebody else. And there's a
little bit of truth to it. Every

564
00:46:40.039 --> 00:46:45.440
time you're kind of sitting there,
you know, all forlorn over some love

565
00:46:45.480 --> 00:46:51.920
interest that that isn't working out the
way you want it to. I've noticed

566
00:46:52.000 --> 00:46:59.320
that the second I find something else
or something better, it's like, who

567
00:46:59.320 --> 00:47:02.039
the F was I even worried about? You know, I don't know why

568
00:47:02.079 --> 00:47:07.000
you were looking for that colonoscopy thing. Again, It's got multiple uses,

569
00:47:07.119 --> 00:47:12.119
Trey, and don't go don't go
cry to me when you need a colonoscopy

570
00:47:12.119 --> 00:47:17.760
and they're all booked up. I'm
just wondering, though, Alfie, when

571
00:47:17.800 --> 00:47:23.599
you see something prophetic that's on a
bumper sticker on the back of a truck,

572
00:47:23.760 --> 00:47:27.719
does it Does it change the meaning
for you at all? If the

573
00:47:27.800 --> 00:47:35.159
truck also has truck nuts, It's
called wisdom sack Dan, and thank you

574
00:47:35.280 --> 00:47:46.039
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575
00:47:46.119 --> 00:47:50.559
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576
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